Sorry bout the delay everyone. But it did lead to an extra day of awesome promos, so maybe I'll have internet issues more often if this is the response. Anyway, here's the show:
OOWF Midwek Mayhem
Live from AMHERST, NOVA SCOTIA
Thursday, May 2nd 2013
Onslaught Title Proving GroundTommy Wilder © vs. Danny Taylor vs. Jason Allen vs. Amazing Jos[/i]
Fatal-Four-Way Onslaught Match, and the fans are HYPED, as they prepare for the unusual situation of a match between four of their favorites, new and old alike. The relative veteran, Danny Taylor, enters first to “Boom” and a big pop, fans trying to slap the back of the big man as he makes his way down the aisle calmly. Amazing Jos and Jason Allen are the next two, who bring a little more self-conscious new kid on the block hype, prompting crowd reactions with audience pointing and call-outs. Finally, our Onslaught Champion Tommy Wilder makes his entrance, kicking his skateboard in front of him down the ramp, running, doing a front flip, and landing BACK ON the skateboard to slide down to the end of the ramp. Gnarly indeed, as Wilder enters the ring and hands the belt to the referee before handshakes all around.
Circling to start as the bell rings, but we break up by history, with Allen trading kicks with Jos and Taylor locking up with Wilder—Taylor takes over and backs the champ into the corner, but Jos and Allen realize quickly after a couple minutes that leaving the big man alone with Wilder might be dangerous in this match, so they both double team him from behind! Danny goes to one knee, they whip him into the ropes, Danny with the DOUBLE SPEAR to Amazing Jos and Jason Allen! As Danny rises, however, Wilder has already gone top rope—missile dropkick taking DDT off his feet! Taylor rolls to the outside, but as Wilder turns his attention to Allen, Amazing Jos rolls him up! Wilder kicks out at two, but Jos holds the leg and turns it into a half-Boston Crab! Allen sees an opportunity, and rather than breaking it up, goes to the outside, hops on the top rope, and comes off with a springboard leg drop across the back of the neck of Wilder!
Allen isn’t looking for an assist on a tap out though, and swings a leg at Jos—Jos ducks (breaking the Boston Crab hold), and grabs Allen around the waist, tossing him with a release belly to belly! Amazing Jos leaps off the second rope, LIGHTNING KICK to the face of Allen, who flops on the ropes, stunned! As Amazing Jos aims to return to Wilder, however, DDT is back in the ring—goozle, CHOKESLAM to Amazing Jos! The crowd “oohs” for the sound of the thud. Taylor turns to Wilder, focusing on the goal of the match, but Wilder quickly pops up and clips the knee! Wilder gets in a couple hard kicks, but then goes big (since he doesn’t go home) by going outside and coming off with a corkscrew plancha—Taylor dodges, and Wilder crashes and burns! Taylor hooks up Wilder’s arms off the crash—DYNAMITE DROP!
Taylor goes for the easy cover, but Jason Allen catches him with a baseball slide to the face to break it up! Taylor regains his bearings as he rises, but Allen leaps—HUGE HURRICARANA to send DDT out of the ring! Allen goes to the outside—450 SPLASH on the prone Wilder! Allen hooks the leg, but a punt from Amazing Jos sends Allen off and out of the ring! Jos hooks up Wilder, already hit with two finishers—ZOMBIE VAGINAL DISCHARGE DDT! The announcers express regret for knowing the name of the move as Jos goes for the cover…Taylor doesn’t make it in time…1-2-3!
Winner in 9:23…and NEW #1 Contender to the Onslaught Championship…Amazing Jos!Amazing Jos poses in the ring to cheers from the fans, and Danny Taylor, having made it in the ring a smidgen too late, resigns himself to shaking Jos’s hand, and Jos gives sincere thanks. Allen looks frustrated on the outside as he regains his bearings, but dutifully gives a salute as well. Jos takes the Onslaught Title and poses with it meaningfully as Wilder rises, before handing the championship back to Wilder and exiting.
Texpress vs. Salvation[/i]
Salvation – Stan Fulton and Ecosystem - make their way to the ring first to a warm reaction. Eco is favouring his injured knee, but tries not to show it as they climb into the ring. The cheers redouble as the Texpress – Chad Madison and Zane Myers – step onto the stage. The Texans pause a moment to drink in the cheers before heading to the ring. They pose on the turnbuckles, and then meet Salvation in the middle of the ring. Handshakes are exchanged, and referee Angelo Barros gives them their instructions and calls for the bell.
Chad and Stan start off for their teams. They lock up, and Stan forces Chad into a neutral corner. Clean break, and they move back to the center of the ring, They lock up again and Stan forces him back, but this time Chad falls back and hits a drop toe hold. Chad springs off the middle rope and drives an elbow into Stan’s neck. Chad goes to the ropes and nails Stan with a drop kick as he sits up. Stan rolls to his feet and Chad throws a superkick, but Stan catches it and tosses him into the corner. Stan squashes Chad with an avalanche and sends him across the ring. Chad ducks out of the way of Stan’s charge, and Stan puts on the brakes to avoid slamming into the turnbuckles. Stan turns around and Chad throws a drop kick, but Stan grabs his legs, causing Chad’s head to slam into the mat. Stan rolls him over into a Boston crab, but Chad manages to reach the ropes for the break.
Stan drags Chad to his feet and sends him across the ring. Chad springs to the second rope and comes back with a flying back elbow. He rolls to his corner and makes the tag. Zane charges across the ring and nails Stan with a clothesline. He stomps the big man into the mat, and then sits him up and goes to work on his shoulders and neck with forearms and elbows. Stan struggles to his feet and blocks a couple of forearms, responding with shots of his own. Zane stuns him with a European uppercut and tries to send him to the Texpress corner, but Stan anchors himself and reverses, sending Zane into Salvation’s corner. Stan follows him in with a shoulder to the stomach and works him over with chops. Eco asks for the tag but Stan hesitates. They go back and forth, and Stan reluctantly makes the tag.
Salvation each duck under an arm and take Zane over with a tandem suplex. Eco hops to the second rope and drives an elbow into Zane’s chest. He covers, but Zane kicks out at two. Eco grabs Zane in a headlock as he gets up, but Zane shoots him off. Eco comes back with a flying forearm, rolls to his feet, and snaps off a superkick, catching Zane on the jaw as he gets up. The move tweaks his knee, however, and Eco hobbles a bit before pressing his attack. He pulls Zane to his feet and tries to set up the Endgame, but Zane pushes him away. Eco moves back in, but gets stunned by a forearm. Zane sends Eco into the Texpress corner and crushes him with a clothesline. He makes the tag and pulls Eco out of the corner. He lifts Eco up and hits a kneebreaker, and Eco bounces off right into a flying lariat from Chad. Chad grabs Eco’s leg and ties him in a stepover toehold. Eco struggles, and finally grabs the ropes for the break.
Chad pulls Eco to his feet and backs him to the ropes. He hits a series of chops, and then takes him over with a dragonscrew leg whip. He tries for a kneebar, but Eco kicks him off with his good leg. Eco grabs the ropes and pulls himself up, but Chad plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Chad drags Eco to his corner and makes the tag. Zane stands Eco up and lifts him onto his shoulders as Chad climbs the ropes. Eco hammers at Zane with punches and knocks him off balance. Zane falls, but lands on Eco’s leg, further tweaking the knee. Eco rolls on the mat, holding his knee, and Barros checks on him. Despite Eco’s protests, Barros calls for the bell.
WINNERS, by referee stoppage, The Texpress.After the match: Neither Chad or Zane looks too happy about the win. They raise their hands briefly, then look on as Stan helps his partner out of the ring. The crowd cheers as Salvation make their way to the curtain. Eco turns to acknowledge them, and Stan is brained by a chair swung by L.D. Williams! Stank comes out a step behind him and levels Eco with a clothesline. He stomps repeatedly on the injured knee, then moves to meet Texpress as they sprint up the aisle. Williams gets in several more shots on Stan with the chair before joining his partner. Meanwhile, Chloe attacks Eco’s wounded leg, whaling away with her barbed-wire branding iron until a bloody Stan Fulton drags her off. A platoon of security flood the aisle and separate the Saints from the Texpress, forcing both teams to the back.
Matt Folz vs. Daniella Murphy vs. Jeremy Punswick[/i]
"I Turned To Stone" starts to play as Jeremy Punswick comes down to the ring to a huge chorus of boos. "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" then brings out future OOWF Champion Matt Folz, who as usual ignores the crowd frantically booing. And finally the Dropkick Murphy's "The Dirty Glass" brings the clear crowd favorite in this match Daniella Murphy to the ring. All 3 competitors glare at eachother as the bell rings and this one is underway.
Murphy immeadiately sprints towards Folz and begins to furiously attack him with huge left and right hands. A Murphy clothesline sends Folz over the top rope, landing hard onto the floor. Murphy looks like she's about to go out after Folz, when she's attacked from behind by Punswick. Punswick nails Murphy with a overhead Belly to Belly suplex and then a brainbuster to keep her down, then slides out of the ring to go after Folz. Punswick bodyslams Folz hard down onto the floor, then whips him into the ringsteps. Punswick rams Folz's head into the ringpost. He smirks, taunts Folz and sets up for the Extinction Level Event, before he can connect with it, he's nailed by a double axehandle from the apron by Murphy. Murphy picks Folz up, only to be nailed by a right hook to the ribs.
Folz whips Punswick into the guadrail, then clotheslines him into the crowd. Folz rolls Murphy back into the ring and hits a textbook Fisherman's suplex for 2. Northern Lights Suplex gets 2. Folz goes for a release German suplex, only to be surprised when Murphy reverses it and hits her own. Murphy hits a chokeslam, and looks to finish with the DDT. DDT connects. the ref counts to 2 before getting pulled out of the ring by Punswick. Punswick slides into the ring and starts brawling with Murphy, as Folz lies on the mat trying to recover. Punswick whips Murphy into the corner and nails a Superplex. Punswick covers for 2. Punswick sees Folz staggering to his feet, and runs over and connects with a powerful lariat. Punswick picks Folz up and starts to punish him with powerful chops and punches, putting a little extra emphasis in each one. Folz's chest is bright red from the chops as Punswick knocks him down. Punswick looks to follow up, when he's turned around and kicked in the gut by Murphy, who follows that up with a Gorilla Press Slam. She softens Punswick up and sets up for the DDT, only to have a recovered Folz connect with a clothesline.
Folz picks Murphy up and nails the Angle slam. He then smirks at Punswick and looks into the camera and says "This is for you Moose" He picks up Punswick and locks in the JIENDO! Punswick struggles mightily, but can't escape. Folz is about to make Punswick tap when Murphy runs over and desperately superkicks him in the face. Murphy starts wailing away at Folz again, when Punswick rolls her up from behind and puts his feet on the ropes. 1...2....3
Winner in 15:20, Jeremy Punswick.Christian Carter vs. Alexander Darling[/i]
"Soulfire" by 12 Stones fires up and Christian Carter makes his debut to a chorus of boos. Aligning with Saints of Sinners and LJ Bennett has made him no fan favorite, that's for sure. The fans indicate this loudly, too, until the lights go out and Adrian Paul's voice is heard saying "There can be only one!" "King of the World" plays and the fans greet Alexander Darling appropriately, and that is on their feet cheering and applauding. He gets in the ring, and the two seem to try to outdo each other with smirky trash talking. Carter points at "Them" in the crowd and Alex lifts his hands into the traditional "Come on and make some noise" and the crowd obliges. He turns back to smirk at Carter, and Carter bitchslaps him across the face, knocking the gum out of Alex's mouth. Alex rubs his jaw, still smirking and then turns and POUNCES. And we are ON! Ding ding ding!
They lock up and Carter quickly gets AD back int other corner. The referee calls for the break and as Carter backs up, Darling grabs him by the ear, showing a bit of the old Alex still isn't that far gone. He gets Carter into a headlock, still grabbing the ear, but the referee can't see it. Carter slides out of the headlock, and spins away, forgetting that Alex still has a hold of him. He quickly remembers as Alex is able to pull in back in by the ear into another headlock. Alex grins for the crowd who cheers their approval. Carter eventually gets an elbow available to jam into Alex's ribs a few times, causing him to let go of both the head and the ear, and Carter tosses him into the ropes. Alex bounces out and shoulder blocks Carter to the ground, then stands above him taunting a bit. Alex helps Carter up again (with the ear) and back into a side head lock. Carter maneuvers around to flip Alex over, sweeping the leg, for the release. Both men get to their feet and Carter jumps over Alex who rolls away. Carter hits the ropes to come out but Alex is ready. Carter leaps for a cross body, but Alex counter spinning Carter around for maybe a backbreaker, but we won't know because Carter counters the counter with an armdrag into an armbar, with his knee on Alex's face. Alex tries to fight out and makes a few attempts but Carter regains control. Carter goes to change grips and that's enough for Alex to get to his feet and push Carter back into the ropes, following with a couple of knee strikes to the midsection. Alex wrenches Carter's arm and then flings him across the ropes. Carter bounces out and Alex goes down for a back body drop, but Carter rolls over him, grabbing the arm on the way over to set up a few more armdrags until he gets him back to the knee-to-the-face armbar. He flips him around again until Alex is face down on the mat, arm behind him. Carter lifts up and slams Alex face first on the mat. That should help his permanently broke nose. He does it again...and again and again and again for good measure before releasing Alex.
Now it's Carter's turn to stand over him and gloat, and gloat he does. Alex holds his nose. Carter comes to help him up by the hair. He throws him through the ropes. Alex dodges him once, but not twice as Carter lands a drop kick. Alex tries to keep his nose from falling off his face, and Carter goes for the pin, but really only a one count. Carter pulls Alex up by the hair again, into a headbutt, and then a belly-to-belly suplex to get him into position for a moonsault off the top turnbuckle. He goes for another pin one..two-no!
Again Carter helps him up, and strikes him with an elbow. Irish whip, but Alex can counter it. Carter grabs him from behind for another suplex, but he can't pick him up. Alex counters with a stomp of his foot right ton Carter's toe, and he has to break off. While Alex recovers, Carter turns and rushes him, but Alex gets a drop toe hold sending him into the ropes. Carter gets up and walks away, while Alex goes to the outside, then hops to the top ropes...MISSILE DROPKICK to Carter's back. Carter rolls all the way out of the ring, leaving Alex to try and catch his breath. He does so, then smiles, winks at someone in the crowd, and rolls out going after Carter.
He points to someone else and then turns and hiptosses Carter right onto the ramp. He maneuvers Carter into position, then runs up the ramp, turns and...FLIES back down coming to a sudden stop right above Carter. He pauses, then drops a fist right onto Carter's forehead. He grabs Carter by the head (not the ear this time) and guides him back toward the ring, pulling him in, but only just over the bottom rope. He rears back and LEGDROP! Once more he gets Carter to his feet, and then ELBOW DROP to the back of the neck. Alex is done mugging for the fans and cameras...he's not playing anymore. He hits a second elbow drop and then flips Carter over so that he's seated. Alex hits the ropes and comes out with a kick to the back of Carter's head. Alex goes for a pin now, and gets a two-count.
Alex maneuvers around behind him and stands, getting Carter in a very uncomfortable neck twist. Carter gets to his feet trying to relieve the pressure and failing, so instead he thrusts his elbow back to Alex's midsection. It works, but Alex shoves Carter on his back hard and walks away. Carter goes to recuperate in the corner and Alex starts to run in, but Carter has that figured out and dodges at the last minute. As Alex recoils, Carter gets around behind him and goes for a backslide...one..two...no! Alex would NEVER get pinned via backslide! Alex recovers and grabs Carter, and hits a hangman's neckbreaker! Alex goes for a weak pin and gets a one-count. Alex can't figure out why that didn't work so he plants his foot on the back of Carter's head, pinning him to the mat. He lets up, and walks around Carter, then ties him up between the top and middle rope, pulling him backward by the neck. He lets go at the five count and then pulls him out for a scoop slam, rolling him over and then off the ropes again for a leg drop to the neck. Another pin and another two count.
Alex gets Carter to his feet again, and continues to work the back of the neck with elbows and fists. He drives Carter back against the ropes and then whips him across, but Carter gets some life and reverses it. Alex hits the second rope and moonsaults over, but Carter ducks it. Alex goes for a kick which Carter catches and then spins him around 360, catching him with a clothesline, that takes them both down. They both get to their feet and Carter has recovered. He strikes Alex three times then hits a big lariat. Alex gets to his feet to be leveled by another lariat. Alex dodges the third one and hits the corner, coming out for Carter to hit a back body drop. Alex recovers and charges, but Carter nails him with a tilt-o-whirl backbreaker over his knee. Carter goes for the pin, one...two...NO!
Carter drags Alex up by his hair, and then makes the throat slash, getting him into position for Fall From Grace, but Alex is able to counter that one. Alex rolls out of the ring to his feet, and Carter doesn't waste any time with the baseball slide, but Alex dodges it. Alex charges again, but Carter catches him with a knee to the midsection and then slams him backward into the barricade. Carter tries to whip Alex into the ringpost, but Alex reverses. Carter dodges the post, leaping up to the apron, runs across the ring and bounces back. He grabs the top rope and then nails Alex with a kick through the top and second rope. He stands on the apron a bit, soaking in the boos, and then climbs to the second rope. He pauses and FLYING ELBOW TO THE FLOOR! That's solid concrete folks! Both men are writhing in pain, and if this were some OTHER promotion we'd be going to commercial now. BUT NOT US. We get full coverage of both men writhing on the floor. (Somewhere, Firewoman is happy.)
Carter recovers first and gets to his feet. Alex follows and Carter throws him into the ring. Carter follows, and looks like he tries for a German suplex, but Alex counters with a flip followed by a back kick when Carter turns around to see what happened. Alex hits the ropes for a high drop kick, followed by a pin for two. Alex whips carter into the corner and follows in with a big boot, but Carter catches in and pushes Alex away. Alex rolls to all fours, and Carter charges. Alex gets up quickly and sort of back body drops Carter throat first onto the ropes. Alex maneuvers Carter around, hits the ropes again and leaps off with a tornado DDT! He pins Carter, one...two.. NO! Both men lay there a bit, and then Alex gets up first. He hammers carter with an elbow and then runs the ropes again, but Carter counters with a body slam. They both take their time recovering again, but finally on their feet, Carter drives Alex into the corner with a high knee then when he staggers out hits him with a FINAL TESTIMONY!!! Carter makes the pin one...twoo.....THREE!!!!
Your winner in 16:11, Christian CarterIntercontinental Title Proving GroundMai Muyo © vs. DK Murphy[/i]
Full intros and the bell sounds. A lot of back and forth actions to kick us off, no feeling out process. The champ takes the fight to DK and hooks him in an octopus early, waiting until the referee's count gets to 4.999 before releasing the hold. DK stumbles out and Mai dropkicks him into the ropes. DK slumps in 619 position, and Mai goes for it, but DK grabs her feet as she spins, drags her into the center of the ring, and twists her into a Boston Crab. Mai Struggles to the ropes after several minutes and is slow getting to her feet. DK kicks her a couple of times and hits a pump-handle slam. He hits the ropes and hits a leg drop. he covers for 1..2.. and she kicks out. DK goes right back on the offensive, punching hr repeatedly, enough to draw a warning from the official. He puts her in an over the knee backbreaker and pushes down on her head and legs. Mai screams in pain, but is close enough to grab the ropes. DK Tosses her over the ropes and follows her out. She gets to her feet as DK runs at her for a clothesline. She backdrops him into the timekeepers table. The referee begins counting. At three Mai is back on her feet and crawling for the ring. DK frees himself from the debris at 6. Mai is back in at 8, DK just before 10.
They both get to their feet about the same time and charge each other DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Both go down hard and the referee begins another 10 count. Mai is up first at 7 and pops DK with a spin kick. He goes down, and as Mai advances on him he gut shots her. DK hits a knee lift. He pulls her up for White Noise, but Mai turns it into a Sunset Flip 1...2...No! DK kicks out. He catches Mai with a power slam and hooks the leg 1...2...No! Mai kicks out. DK remains in control with a couple of lefts and a clothesline. She is sent into the ropes.. Back Handspring Elbow! DK is caught off guard! Mai pulls him to his feet, only to DDT him back to the mat. DK gets to his feet. ANOTHER DDT! Mai pulls DK to his feet. THE END IS HERE! She covers for 1....2....NO! DK kicked out! Mai peppers DK as he gets to his feet with some hard elbow strikes to the head. DK starts to fight back, pounding Mai, and sending her into the ropes for a spine buster. DK goes to lock in a cobra clutch, but Mai fights to her feet. She reverses it into a wristlock, and starts to climb the ropes! She leaps at DK, looking for a standing hurricanrana. DK holds on and lifts her back up, looking for a power bomb, but YOU CAN'T POWERBOMB MAI MUYO! She hits the face plant and pops up, grabbing DK for THE END IS HERE! She hooks both legs 1...2...3!
Winner, in 12:27, Intercontinental Champion Mai Muyo!Kai vs. Ghosthead[/i]
The lights darken and
Sevendust’s “My Ruin” comes on the Jumbotron as Ghosthead walks down the ramp, his Imperial Onslaught Briefcase in hand. White fog pours from under the ring covering the mat and ringside as Ghosthead enters the ring. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and sits down awaiting his opponent.
"Gal A Bubble" by Konshens brings out the most electrifying Hawaiian in Sports Entertainment today, the Lava Bull, the Kai! He preens and plays to the crowd at the top of the ramp and struts his way down to the ring, climbs in and mounts the turnbuckle to the cheers of the crowd.
The referee calls for the bell and both competitors jump off their respective turnbuckles and meet in the center of the ring. The Kai decides to explain to Ghosthead why he is a better competitor, while Ghosthead just stands there and smiles that big toothy white and black grin. The Kai finally gestures at Ghosthead to “bring it”, and Ghosthead takes one step toward the Kai before the Lava Bull explodes into the Death Knell with a series of chops and strikes that back him into the ropes. The Kai throws Ghosthead across the ring and tries to take him To The Sand but Ghosthead has that scouted and shoots a forearm to the head of The Kai that rocks the Hawaiian. Ghosthead grabs the right arm of The Kai and cranks it solidly before climbing the turnbuckle and walking the ropes to the center of the ring and driving a knee to the shoulder that staggers the Lava Bull. Ghost runs the ropes, leaps to the middle rope...Eidolon! Ghosthead has that wicked grin on his face and picks up The Kai, locking in a front facelock, but The Kai fights out and backdrops the Death Knell and follows up with a fist to the face. The Kai picks up the Death Knell....REEF BOTTOM! But the Kai doesn't go for the cover. He moves to the opposite corner waiting for Ghost to rise. He looks like he's going for the Pipeline...but Ghosthead had that scouted and as The Kai charges he steps aside and drives the Lava Bull into the ringpost! The Kai is stunned as he staggers out of the corner and Ghosthead quickly goes for the PHANTASMAGORIA! The Kai struggles...and fades...and falls limp. The referee quickly calls for the bell as this one is over.
WINNER in 14:32 – GhostheadGhosthead retrieves his Imperial Onslaught briefcase and stands over The Kai and the referee trying to revive him, raising the briefcase to the boos of the crowd. Ghosthead heads out of the ring and up the ramp, passing medical heading for the ring to check on The Kai.
Firewoman vs. Chris Evans[/i]
“The Trooper” plays and Chris Evans makes his way to the ring. The crowd boos him loudly, he pauses half way down the ramp and stares a fan back to their seat, then continues on to the ring, flipping over the top rope and waiting in the corner. “War Child” plays next, and the crowd rises as one and cheers Firewoman as she makes her way to the ring. Fire climbs onto the apron and keeps an eye on Evans as she steps between the ropes.
The referee calls for the bell, and Evans darts out of the corner and tries to hit a spinning heel kick on Fire, but Fire ducks and sets, then tries a SUPERKICK, but Evans moves out of the way, drops to the mat and sweeps Fire’s plant leg before she can get her other leg down. Fire falls to the mat and Evans tries a leg drop, but Fire rolls out of the way, then kips to her feet and hits the ropes and tries a running kick to Evans face as he sits up, but he sees Fire coming and falls back to the mat and Fire misses.
Evans kips to his feet now and catches Fire as she is coming off the ropes and takes her to the mat with an arm drag, but Fire pops right back to her feet and lands in the corner. Evans charges into the corner, but Fire moves, Evans leaps onto the middle rope and head fakes Fire into falling to the mat, as she starts to get up, Evans leaps off the turnbuckle and rolls her up in a sunset flip for a one count, but fire rolls out of it and rolls Evans up for a one count. As he kicks out, Fire grabs his legs and rolls him over into a LIONTAMER, but she can’t quite get him all the way over. Evans frees one leg and kicks Fire in the face causing her to stumble backward. Evans charges to the ropes and springs off the middle rope and tries a cross body block, but Fire catches him in mid air with a FIRECUTTER (RGDC)! Evans hits the mat and rolls out of the ring to the floor to regroup, and the fans applaud the effort of both of them, then boo Evans loudly when he turns around and flips the crowd off.
Fire slides out of the ring and spins Evans around and BLISTERS him with chops to the chest. She parades him around all four sides of the ring and gives each fan what they want, a hard chop to Evans chest. Fire rolls Evans into the ring and climbs onto the apron and waits for him to stand up. When he does, Fire springs to the top rope and tries a clothesline, but Evans lands a spin kick to her face that drops Fire like a sack of potatoes. Evans grabs Fire and slides her toward the ropes, then hangs her head off the apron, slides into the ring and springs over the top rope dropping a leg right across her chest. Evans slides in and pulls Fire from the ropes and covers, but Fire kicks out at two.
The match settles down a bit and both Fire and Evans get plenty of offense in, but neither can keep the other on the mat for a three count. Both run though their arsenal of weapons, but these familiar foes know one another well. The crowd breaks out in several “THIS IS AWESOME” chants. Evans takes to the top rope and tries a flying clothesline, but Fire POPS him in the mouth with a SUPERKICK! Fire covers, but Evans kicks out at two. Fire presses her advantage and grabs Evans and lifts him for the MOOSE KILLER, but Evans slips off Fire’s shoulder. Fire sets Evans up another SUPERKICK, but Christian Carter makes his way down the ramp. Fire spots him and takes her eyes off of Evans for just a second, long enough for him to recover and hit the CLOTHESLINE FROM HADES! Evans pulls Fire up and quickly PLANTS her with the WAY OF THE FUTURE! Evans covers and gets the one…..two….three. Carter just smirks and heads back up the ramp.
WINNER in 34:11 – Chris EvansSaints of Sinners (Moosehead Jack & Chloe) vs. Poe & Alexis Darling[/i]
It’s time for another battle in the ongoing struggle between good and evil here in the OOWF. The current World Heavyweight Champion will join up with his protégé as they take on the returning legend and his former protégé. The relationship between Moose and Chloe is as strong as they come right now, while the Poe and Lexie relationship, if it can be called that, is much more complicated and fragile. “Laser Cannon Deth Sentence” plays first and Moose comes out dragging his belt in one hand and raising HDB3 in the other and attached to his hip is Chloe as she raises her branding iron. The boos cascade down on the members of the Saints of Sinners as they seem to revel in it and call for more. They get into the ring as the ref makes them leave their weapons at ringside. The boos turn to cheers as “Mausam and Escape” starts to play and Poe rises from the depths of the arena with Selena at his side. The smoke parts as Alexis walks out from the back and ignores her partner as she heads down to ringside. Alexis walks around the ring and picks up the discarded branding iron and twirls it in her hand before raking it across her own forehead and cutting it open. As the blood drips down her face she sticks out her tongue to taste it and smiles the dark smile while staring right at Chloe. Poe finally gets down to ringside and grabs Lexie by the hand and walks her around to their corner. Poe steps through the ropes first and looks like he’ll be starting us off. From across the ring Moose continues to talk trash but he does it as he steps onto the apron and it looks like Chloe will start off for the SoS.
Chloe isn’t on to back down and meets the former champ in the center of the ring and starts firing knife-hand chops at Poe. Poe looks down and shakes his head as he grabs Chloe’s arm with one hand and goozles her with his other hand as he shoves her hard into the corner. He follows her in and returns the favor of the knife-hand chops but these seem to have much more of an effect on the smaller Chloe. Poe finishes up his chops and whips Chloe hard across the ring into the opposite corner and as he’s about to follow her in, Chloe tries to explode out with a low dropkick, but Poe raises his leg and Chloe whiffs. Poe’s able to drop a hard elbow on Chloe as she tries to get to her feet. Poe grabs a side headlock and sends Chloe towards the ropes and as she rebounds he takes her down with a shoulder block. Chloe snaps back to her feet and motions for Poe to take a chance at the ropes and as Poe hits the ropes, Lexie reaches out and tags herself in. Lexie steps through the ropes and charges towards Chloe, but Chloe bails out of the ring and Lexie follows her out. Chloe makes her way around ringside before sliding back into the ring and tagging Jack, but that doesn’t stop the chase as Lexie tackles Chloe and starts raining punches down as the blood drips from Lexie onto Chloe. But since Jack is now legal he lifts Alexis up from behind and nails her with a DEADLIFT GERMAN.
And that begins a methodical working over of Lexie by the Saints. Quick tags between Jack and Chloe as they slowly and surely begin to wear down Darling. Moose works over Lexie with some nasty strikes and strong-style offense, while Chloe takes a more violent and brutal approach as she slams and throws Lexie around and doesn’t shy away from opening the cut even deeper on Alexis’ forehead. Poe tries to come in for a few saves and breaks up a few counts but none of that stems the onslaught from Moose and Chloe. Chloe has Lexie pushed back into the Saints corner as she and Moose go back and forth working over Lexie and that’s finally enough as the ref hasn’t stopped so Poe charges into the ring and catches Chloe turning around with a HIEROGLYPH that damn near takes her head off.
That brings Moose into the ring and we get a nice slugfest between the guys as they trade shots back and forth. Lexie shakes the cobwebs loose and notices Chloe slowly getting to her feet as well and they charge at one another and go flying through the ropes to the floor. They start tossing each other into everything not nailed down and swinging everything they can get their hands on at one another. Back inside the ring, the slugfest continues until Moose takes advantage with an eye rake. Poe backs off for a moment and MHJ capitalizes as he grabs Poe and nails him with the RANHEI. Jack senses the chance to continue the attack as he lifts Poe back to his feet and tries to lift him up for a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER, but Alexis is back in and she lifts Jack up onto her shoulders and grabs his arms…RUBIX CUBE POWERBOMB. And Lexie holds for the cover but the ref doesn’t make the count as Chloe is still legal for the SoS. As Alexis is about to get to her feet, Chloe is in and grabs her by the head…LOW ANGLE DDT. Chloe goes for the cover…
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No, Chloe is lifted off Alexis by Poe and he spins her around…SIT OUT CRUCIFIXION. And all 4 are down as the crowd goes nuts. Moose and Poe are back to their feet first and they start to try knock each other out with rights and lefts. They stagger one another and as Moose gets closer to the ropes, Poe backs up a few steps and charges and clotheslines both over the top. Alexis and Chloe are back up as well and they start trading blows. Chloe starts to gain an edge as she knocks Alexis down to a knee and with the ref distracted, Chloe heads to the corner and picks up her branding iron. She stalks Lexie with it and takes a swing, but Lexie ducks and rolls under it as she gets back to her feet. Chloe ties a jamming motion into the gut of Alexis, but Lexie is able to grab Chloe and wrench the branding iron out of Chloe’s hands and tosses it to the floor. As Chloe starts to go after it, Lexie spins her around and nails a boot to the stomach and she lifts grabs Chloe and spins her around…BITCH KILLER and Chloe lands right on her head. Lexie hooks the leg…
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2…Moose is slowly crawling back into the ring.
3!!! He’s a second too late but it doesn’t stop him from slamming HDB3 into the small of Lexie’s back.
Your winners in 12:03, Poe & Alexis DarlingBut the winners don’t seem to matter as Moose starts going to town on Lexie with his favorite weapon. Chloe finally rolls to her feet as well and grabs Alexis from behind as Moose lines up Alexis’ face for another shot, but Poe is back and he shoves Chloe out of the way. Moose snarls as he drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring and grabs his belt and meets up with Chloe as they retreat up the ramp.
World Tag Team Title MatchSaints of Sinners (Stank & LD Williams) © vs. Banned From Everywhere (Justin Sane & Awesome Bill)[/i]
A promo for the next pay-per-view is shown. It’s Territorial Beatings VIII
from Rankin Inlet, Nunavut on May 26th. After the promo is over we go back to the ring and already in the ring are Banned From Everywhere (What? No entrance?!). Ellie May is ringside while Bill and Justin toast the fans with flasks of what we can only assume is PCPL.
Chevelle's "Forfeit" plays and out come the OOWF World Tag Team Champions, Saints of Sinners. Stank and LD Williams soak in the jeers, boos and occasional swear word while standing on the ramp. Their only reaction is to raise the Tag Team titles over their heads. This only incites the crowd more. LD and Stank makes their way to the ring and we’re underway.Stank and Bill start this one up. Justin asks Stank for five dollars and Stank turns to answer. Bill immediately levels him with a pretty standing dropkick. Bill drops an elbow and then drops knees down on Stank’s forehead. Bill tags in Justin.
Justin nimbly scales the turnbuckle and hits A MOMENT OF CLARITY. Is this it already? Justin covers! ONE... TWO... THR... NO! Stank rolls the shoulder. LD is beside himself on the apron as he cannot believe they almost lost that quickly.
BFE are former Tag Team Champions themselves and Justin and Bill start to show why. They quickly tag each other in and out, keeping Stank away from his own corner. After a few minutes of quick tags and simple, yet effective moves, Bill brings Stank to his feet and whips him into a neutral corner. Stank hits hard. Bill hollers and races at Stank for a crush in the corner. Stank, however, has enough ring sense to catch Bill with one arm and lift him and slam him to the mat (a’la Samoa Joe).
This lets Stank get to his corner and finally tag LD in.
LD is the proverbial house o’ fire. He rains lefts and rights down on Bill. Then he starts actually putting moves together. Short-arm clotheslines. Snap suplex. LD whips Bill off the ropes and catches him with a snap powerslam.
LD tags Stank back in who’s gotten his wind back. Stank pummels Bills with open hand smacks from both the left and right hands. He whips Bill to the ropes and Justin gets an arm out and tags himself in.
Stank just bullrushes Bill as he comes off the ropes. Huge “pounce” and Bill drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Justin has climbed the turnbuckle and flies off at Stank.
Stank notices, moves to the side and, as Justin comes sailing towards the mat, Stank winds up and just clocks Justin with a stiff right hand. Justin is out before he lands.
Stank picks Justin up, which takes some effort since Justin is a limp ragdoll at this point. STANK-U! The cover’s irrelevant. ONE... TWO... THREE.
Your winners, in 11:43, and still OOWF World Tag Team Champions, LD Williams and Stank!Bill rolls into the ring to check on Justin. The ref has raised the Saints’ arms and he hands them their title belts. Stank and LD look at each other, shrug their shoulders and drop the belts. The post-match beatdown has commenced. LD takes Justin and Stank takes Bill. The beatings are severe and it’s not long until both BFE guys are busted open.
LD starts to set up Justin for the Canadian Destroyer and Stank is getting ready for a second Stank-U, this time on Bill. They’re not able to hit their moves as Texpress, The Kai, Poe and Alexander Darling are all out and running towards the ring. LD and Stank bail and hop the guardrail into the crowd. Zane and Poe are both leaning over the top rope jawing with the Saints.
Alex is checking on BFE. Meanwhile, both Chad and Kai have picked up a tag team title belt in the middle of the ring. They look at each other and hold their respective belt up high while getting face-to-face. As they jaw at each other, Zane and Poe have noticed and grab their partners and back them off before something happens there and then.
Just before security gets everyone out of the ring, the cameras catch LD and Stank in the crowd with huge smirks on their faces.Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Be sure to check out the TERRITORIAL BEATINGS 8, coming to you Live! Sunday May 26th 2013 from Rankin Inlet, Nunavut! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem! Wednesday, May 8th 2013! From Aquaforte, Newfoundland & Labrador. Did you see something you really liked? Post it here in the 2013 Awards Reminder Thread. Please join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights! And be sure to check out the full OOWF Archive and read up on the 8-year plus history of the OOWF!
