OOWF Midweek Mayhem
Live from Aquaforte, Newfoundland & Labrador
Wednesday, May 8th 2013
Awesome Bill from Dawsonvill vs. Jason Allen[/i]
Both men get polite ovations as they're introduced. The bell rings, and Jason immeadiately connects with a leg lariat before Bill realizes the match has started. Allen really starts going to work on Bill, wasting no time, showing off his impressive offense. Springboard Hurricanrana, DDT, Enziguiri all connect. Bill staggers to his feet only to be hit with the Paylay. Allen goes up top, looking for the 450 splash, but Bill moves just in the nick of time. Both men up to their feet, and Bill tries his hardest, connecting with hard punches. Bionic Elbow followed by the Dirty Bird gets a 2 count. Bill goes for the Cuyler Clutch, but before he can lock it in, Allen reverses and hits a german suplex. Royal Flush connects and gets the 3 count, ending a glorified squash for Allen.
Winner by pinfall in 3:50: Jason AllenTexpress vs. Murphy’s Law[/i]
The Dropkick Murphys bring the Murphy siblings to the ring. DK is walking around ringside slapping hands while Danielle looks very focused heading toward the ring. The Murphys climb into the ring and mount the turnbuckles to the cheers of the crowd.
But the roof comes off the place when
Big and Rich fires up and the nine time OOWF Tag Team Champions Chad Madison and Zane Myers step onto the stage and the crowd in Aquaforte comes to their feet for Texpress. Myers makes his way down to the ring with a bandage on his head but still takes the time to slap hands with all the fans, while Chad is his usual self kissing babies and flirting with the pretty ladies. The cowboys climb into the ring and climb the turnbuckles to the adoration of most of the crowd. There are pockets of boos coming from fans wearing black Saints of Sinners T-shirts. One fan is holding up a sign saying “Roast Texpress.”
The four meet in the center of the ring to shake hands and Chad and Daniella step out of the ring. Zane and DK lock up, collar and elbow tie up. Zane pushes DK back to the ropes and steps away quickly to the cheers of the fans. Another lockup in the center of the ring and this time DK muscles Zane to the ropes and breaks after DK looks hard into Zane's eyes. Another lockup and a struggle for the advantage in the ring has Zane winning but DK spins Zane around and forces the big Texan into the ropes. DK tries to whip Zane across the ring but Zane reverses and goes for a big clothesline which DK ducks and leaps for a Thesz press...but Zane catches DK and spins him into a Spinebuster! Zane goes for the cover but DK easily rolls the shoulder before the referee gets down. Zane picks up DK and throws him to the ropes and presses him up for a big press slam but Murphy slides down and hits a DDT on Myers and rolls toward his corner to tag in his sister. Danielle climbs to the top rope and waits for Myers to get to his feet and comes off the top rope with a dropkick that sends Zane flying back into his corner where Chad tags in. Chad smiles and nods at Danielle while she just nods back. They tie up in the ring and Danielle forces Chad into the ropes. Danielle throws Chad across the ring and catches Chad with an armdrag and locks in a hammerlock. Danielle rides Chad (a position he's not used to being in with a woman) and Chad makes his way to his feet, tries to grab Danielle's head with his free hand but she keeps low and Chad has to step into the ropes for the break. Danielle breaks but slaps Chad in the back. Chad turns around and Danielle grabs an arm and starts to throw Chad across the ring but Chad reverses and catches Danielle off the ropes with a deep arm drag. Danielle charges back and Chad arm drags her again. Danielle stands up and starts to charge but turns toward her corner and tags her brother.
DK charges into the ring and shoves Chad to the corner and throws Madison across the ring into the far corner. DK charges the opposite corner and hits Chad with a big forearm. DK throws Madison into the ropes and hits a big Powerslam! DK tags his sister and as Madison stands up it's the CALL OF THE WILD! DK heads out of the ring and Danielle covers, but Zane makes the save. Danielle picks up Chad and goes for the DDT but Chad backdrops Danielle and dives for the corner and tags Zane.
Zane charges in and hits Danielle with a Forearm, backs her into the ropes and throws her across the ring and hits a big POWERSLAM! Danielle is shaken up but Zane hslps her up and takes her to SUPLEX SCHOOL! Zane goes for the cover but DK comes in to break up the pinfall but DK doesn't make it back out of the ring until Chad nails him with a top rope Missle Dropkick! DK falls out of the ring as Zane picks up Danielle and locks her in the Torture Rack! Zane walks to his corner holding Danielle up high and tags Chad...Chad climbs to the top rope....DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS! DK charges in but Zane hits a Mafia Kick and it's lights out for the Murphys
WINNER in 14:34 – TexpressZane and Chad help up DK and Danielle. The Murphys aren't happy but they shake the hands of Texpress and they raise each others hands as the fans mostly cheer, but a very small chant of “Saints of Sin-ners” starts up in some parts of the crowd. The two teams look out at the few black t-shirts and shake their heads as they exit the ring and head toward the back.
Justin Sane vs. Chris Evans[/i]
Justin Sane makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with front row fans, as five fans in a row give him $5. They keep that up, he’s going to stop having to ask. Salvation should really bring back the Reverend D-Von’s collection plates. Anyway, as jovial a reaction as Sane gets, the mood of the crowd turns darker as Chris Evans makes his way down to the ring, with his This Is Serious Business face on. Evans wastes no time in charging at Justin, and the two go into a lockup, Evans with the quick takeover, Justin fights out and bounds off the ropes, BIG clothesline from Evans to Justin, followed quickly by a sharp stomp to Justin’s face to boos.
Evans clearly didn’t enjoy the fun that Justin had with him earlier this week, as he throws the Sane One in the corner and begins to pepper him with lefts and rights to the gut until the referee has to force a break…Evans backs up and charges, but YOU CAN’T CHARGE A WACKY FACE! Justin slips through the ropes as Evans crashes, and Evans catches an acrobatic up-kick from Justin to send him back! Justin goes to the top rope, springboard legdrop across the chest of Evans! Justin hooks the leg, but Evans is flying on anger-drenaline, and pushes Justin off before even a two-count. Justin goes to the apron and leaps again, but Evans SPEARS a springboard clothesline attempt! Evans yanks Justin up, not even thinking about a pin but only punishment, and spins him for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker…pulls back up, three rolling Germans!
Chris Evans continues to work over the back with an Octopus Stretch, but Justin Sane manages to wiggle—and REALLY wiggle, Teletubbies style—his way out of that predicament, jabbing Evans with elbows Dusty-style until Evans catches one and flips Sane over his back for an elevated fireman’s carry! One might even say it Adjusted Justin Sane’s Attitude! Evans pulls up Sane’s legs—ODE TO CANADA inverted sharpshooter, working over the injured back more! Sane is trying to reach for the ropes, but Evans pulls him back to the center…Justin has no choice but to tap!
Winner in 6:56…Chris Evans!The crowd is booing the Lionheart, but he has no interest in winning any friends, punctuating his statement of the night with one more kick to the back before storming out of the ring, not even looking for the hand raise.
Tag Team Title Proving Ground – if LD or Stank get pinned, a future tag title shot would be awardedSaints of Sinners (Stank, LD Williams & Chloe) vs. Poe, Alexis Darling, and Stan Fulton[/i]
Stan Fulton is out to the ring first, and the big man gets a good amount of cheers. Alexis Darling is out next, and she only makes it halfway to the ring before Chloe jumps the railing and attacks. Stan goes to leave the ring and help when Stank and LD slide in and start laying into him. This one looks like it's breaking down before it even starts. Chloe has already busted Lexie open, when Poe comes rushing out from the back and nails her with a Heiroglyph that easily loosens some of her teeth. Lexie looks like she is ready to keep pounding on Chloe when Poe steps in front of her. Lexie looks pissed until Poe points to Stan getting beat down in the ring. Lexie nods and the two slide into the ring and begin trading blows with LD and Stank. Stan is back on his feet as well and lands some haymakers that cause the SOS to roll from the ring and regroup with Chloe.
The ref takes this opportunity to try and gain a semblance of order demanding one member of each team enter. Poe ops to start for his side, and LD comes in for the other. We get chain wrestling to start, but it doesn't last long. Poe gets LD into a reverse hammerlock too close to the heels corner, and catches a cheap shot from Chloe. Poe responds by knocking her from the apron, which draws Stank into the ring. This brings Stan and Lexie in as well, and we end up with a pier six. The ref struggles to regain control, eventually pushing everyone out of the ring. LD tags in Stank, and Poe tags Lexie.
Stank takes one step before Chloe reaches in and tags herself in and looks to rush Lexie before Stank stops her, and physically lifts her up and places her back on the apron telling her to keep her cool. Stank then tags himself back in and turns right into a dropkick from the waiting Lexie. Lexie tries to use her speed to keep the big man on the defensive, unfortunately she is a second to slow and Stank drops her with a stiff forearm shot. Lexie plays face in peril for the next several seconds as the Saints make quick tags. When Chloe gets in the ring, she gets too eager to cause pain to Lexie, and Alexis is able to take her down with a drop toe hold and make the hot tag to Poe. The faces then use quick tags to put a hurt on Chloe.
Eventually Poe hits her with a delayed vertical and goes for the pin, only to have Stank break it up. Chloe uses this opportunity to tag LD in. Poe also makes a tag to Lexie, and these two lock up into some more chain wrestling. LD seems to have the advantage, but fails to notice when Stan makes a blind tag after Lexie is sent to the ropes. Lexie however did notice, and baseball slides between LD's legs and out of the ring. Chloe sees this and leaps off the ring tackling her to the ground. At this point, Carter comes out of the crowd and starts laying into Lexie as well. Only a second passes before Alexander Darling is rushing down the ramp as well. Stank cuts him off, and LD is momentarily distracted by all this chaos.
LD turns and the reverend Fulton is waiting with a massive clothesline that rocks LD, he follows up with a scoop powerslam, and then nails a massive Dropline! He makes the cover, and his teammates are still distracted by the melee with the Darlings. Poe makes sure the ref focuses on the pin before joining the brawl himself. The three count is made, and this one is over.
Your winner in 15:37 Stan Fulton, Alexis Darling and PoeAs soon as the bell rings, security rushes to separate everyone, and the blood continues to flow. Eventually the Saints are separated and pushed up the ramp as Poe and the Darlings stand by the ring daring them to come back for more. Meanwhile Stan stands tall in the center of the ring having scored a small measure of revenge for his tag partner.
Danny Taylor vs. Ghosthead vs. Jeremy Punswick vs. The Kai[/i]
All four men have had their entrances, and wait in each corner, as Referee Mel Creech looks nervously from the center... at the bell, Mel backs out of the way IN A HURRY, and we're on!
Fatal Four Way, first pin fall or submission takes the win! Ghosthead and Danny Taylor go right at each other, leaving Punswick and Kai to each other - and for the next several minutes, with nobody getting the upper hand.
Punswick is gets the first opening when he ducks a kick from Kai, and picks the other leg, taking Kai to the mat. He follows up with a series of kicks and stomps to Kai's knee, looking to slow the Flyin' Hawaiian down.
Meanwhile, Danny Taylor begins to overpower Ghost, firing off a series of forearms, and then a belly to belly suplex! He charges GH as he gets o his feet, hitting a big meathook style clothesline. He drives Ghost into the corner, as JP locks in a heel hook on Kai - Ghost points over Taylor's shoulder, and Danny sprints over and kick Punswick in the side of the head to break the hold, only to get jumped from behind by Ghosthead, who runs Taylor into the corner post and then tosses him out of the ring!
Ghost and Punswick start double-teaming Kai, including a double suplex and a whip assisted shoulder block! Puns then tries to sneak the quick cover, but GH pulls him off! Punswick gets in GHost's face, who responds with a stiff right hand! The alliance is short lived, as the two grapplers trade bombs - at least until Punswick counters a left hook with the Greco-Roman eye poke!
Suddenly Kai nails Punswick with the Board Breaker! Now all three go at it, with nobody showing getting the upper hand until Taylor gets back in the fight, CRUSHING each opponent in succession with a TBone Suplex! Taylor goes to toss Kai out of the ring, but Kai catches the top rope and uses the bounce to throw a wheel kick at Taylor, knocking the big man for a loop!
The action gets completely out of control at this point, with each wrestler teeing off on the next, but nobody getting the upper hand... Kai and Ghosthead take each other over the top rope, and Taylor drops Punswick with the Dynamite Drop! Before he can cover, Ghosthead pulls him off of JP, picks him and and hits the Vex Vice! Danny struggles to reach the ropes, and Kai pulls Danny closer to the rope to break the hold!
Ghost roars in anger at Creech, who decides he is NOT getting paid enough for this, and bails out! Ghost turns back to Taylor, and Kai takes him out of his boots with The Pipeline! Kai head up to the top rope - but Punswick meets him up top, BLASTS Kai with an elbow, and then hits the Extinction Level Event off the to rope! The crowd starts chanting their approval Punswick flips them off and goes for the cover - Then Taylor hits him wth a SECOND Dynamite Drop!
Kai is down, Punswick is down, and Taylor shakes the cobwebs loose and goes for the cover - Eidolon from Ghosthead takes Taylor out of the ring! Ghost kicks Punswick out of the ring to join Danny on the floor and reaches down and lifts Kai up and when Kai swings wildly Ghost ducks under and locks in PHANTASMAGORIA!
Kai tries to fight, but has nowhere to go! And TAPS!
Winner at 30:00 flat - GHOSTHEAD!Moosehead Jack & Christian Carter vs. Phoenix Rising (Firewoman & Alexander Darling)[/i]
Phoenix Rising is out first. Alex and Fire spring over the top rope and climb to the corners and pose for the crowd who cheer them loudly. “Laser Cannon Deth Sentence” plays and Moose and Carter come out to the top of the ramp and the cheers instantly turn to boos. Moose looks around and grins at the boos, then takes the OOWF World Heavyweight Title from around his waist and slowly raises it in the air, and somehow, the boos get even louder. Moose just laughs and he and Carter head to the ring and step between the ropes. Moose looks at Fire, then walks up to Alex and puts the title right in his face. Alex stands there for a moment and seems to be counting to ten, then slaps the title away. Moose laughs and heads to the corner. Carter and Alex stay in the ring, the ref calls for the bell and we are under way!
Alex moves to lock up with Carter and Carter SLAPS him across the face. Alex just stands there for a minute holding his cheek looking out at the crowd. The crowd roars for Alex to fight back, and when Carter dares him to hit him back, Alex snaps and takes Carter to the mat with a double leg take down and HAMMERS him with punches to the face. Alex pulls Carter to his feet and tries a whip to the ropes, but Carter reverses it. He lowers his head a moment too soon and Alex catches him with a kick to the face that stands him up, then ROCKS him with a DISCUS PUNCH to the side of the head that sends Carter to the mat.
Carter tries to head to the corner to tag Moose, but Alex grabs his leg and pulls him to the PR corner and tags in Fire. Alex holds Carter’s leg on the mat and Fire springs over the top rope and drops an elbow across his knee. Carter howls in pain as Fire grabs his leg and traps him in an INDIAN DEATH LOCK. Carter tries to get to the ropes, but Moose saves him the effort by charging into the ring and kicking Fire in the ribs breaking the hold. Fire gets to her feet and yells at Moose to get the hell out of the ring. As she turns back to Carter, he springs up and KILLS her with a EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Fire falls to the mat and both are down. Carter pulls himself to his feet using the ropes and heads toward his corner, but while the referee is checking on Fire, Alex races down the apron and kicks Carter on the knee, sending him crumpling to the mat.
Fire gets to her feet and waits for Carter to pull himself up again and charges at him, but Carter backdrops her over the top rope. Fire lands on her feet on the apron and reaches out and tags in Alex (even though she is out of the ring, sure, we will allow that) Fire springboards to the top rope and tries a clothesline on Carter, but he catches her with a boot to the face sending her to the mat. Alex comes into the ring and tries to attack, but Carter catches him with a snap powerslam, then lunges toward his corner and tags in Moose.
Moose charges into the ring and grabs Fire and throws her over the top rope to the floor then waits for Alex to get to his feet. While Moose is waiting, he has a sadistic grin on his face. As Alex stands, he sees Moose in the ring and he snarls. These two old enemies renew hostilities in the middle of the ring, HAMMERING one another with punches and kicks. They end up rolling around the ring biting, clawing, and just ripping at one another trying to do their best to hurt the other. Alex manages to get to his feet first and he connects with a kick to Moose’s ribs, then turns around and eats a Christian Carter boot to the face! Carter grabs Alex and PLANTS him with the HELL ON EARTH! He slips out of the ring to look for Fire. Moose gets to his feet and is about to cover Alex, when Fire hops on the apron and yells something at Moose. The two siblings argue for a minute, Fire says something and Moose lunges at her while Alex struggles to his feet. Fire grabs Moose by the head and GUILLOTINES him on the top rope falling to the floor. Moose’s head snaps back and he staggers right into a DARLING DRIVER! Alex covers, one…..two……THREE!
WINNERS in 14:18 – Phoenix RisingFire barely hits the floor when Carter sprints around the ringpost, charges her and SPEARS her into the stairs! Fire hits ribs first and howls in pain grabbing her oft-injured ribs. Carter gets to his feet with a snarl on his face and repeatedly kicks Fire in the ribs, then grabs a chair and plans to make those injured ribs broken ribs. From the inside, Alex sees this and slides out of the ring, grabs the chair and spins Carter around and peppers him with shots to the face. Alex winds the chair up to slam it on Carter’s head when Moose nails him from behind with HDB. Alex lurches forward and Carter goozles him and CHOKESLAMS him on the floor! The crowd boos loudly as the Saints of Sinners put the boots to Fire and Alex, Carter working over Fire’s ribs and Moose slamming Alex in the face with HDB. Finally security rushes the ring and pulls them off of them and herds them to the back. Moose laughs maniacally while Carter’s eyes are wide with rage. Stank, LD, Chloe and Punswick join them on the ramp, and they start toward the ring again to finish the job when Texpress, Wilder, Danny, and the Murphys come out and stop them. They brawl at the top of the ramp and more security comes out to separate them before anyone else gets hurt.
Onslaught Title MatchTommy Wilder © vs. Amazing Jos[/i]
"Amazing" by Kanye West plays and out comes the challenger, because in the OOWF, we follow traditions. Jos gets to the ring and waits patiently.
Your OOWF Onslaught Champion, Tommy Wilder, is out to the strains of The Offspring’s “Come Out and Play.” Tommy’s amped up as usual and he is quickly to the ring for the referee’s instructions. The combatants back up to their corners, the bell rings and this one’s underway.Wilder comes to the center of the ring and Jos does as well. Wilder looks to go to a collared-elbow lock up, but Jos kicks him in the abdomen. When Wilder reflexively bends over, Jos locks his arms and lifts him over with a suplex.
Jos is quickly up and lifts Wilder to his feet and snap-mares him over. Huge kick to the back. Then another to the chest. To the back. To the chest. Wilder is stunned and Jos makes a cover for a two count before Wilder kicks out.
Jos up to jaw with the referee and he pulls Wilder up at the same time. Wilder with a standing dropkick that completely surprises Jos. It didn’t do a lot of damage and both men are back up. Jos whiffs on a punch while Wilder runs the ropes. Wilder misses a clothesline. Both men flying off the ropes; now one leaping the other.
Jos stops in the middle of the ring and back kicks Wilder as he comes off the ropes. Jos starts pummeling Wilder in the face; the ref has to interfere before some serious damage is done.
Amazing Jos has used his first referee warning.Wilder is getting to his feet and he ducks a Jos clothesline. He catches Jos with a hip toss. Wilder quickly climbs the turnbuckle and flies off with a big missile dropkick.
Wilder runs to the opposite turnbuckle and climbs it quickly. Amazing Jos is up as well and he jumps up with Wilder on the turnbuckle. SUPERPLEX!
Both men are down and the ref starts the ten count.
Before he can get to five, CHRIS EVANS is out with a lead pipe (really? lead pipe? do they even make pipes out of lead anymore?) and he lays into both men. Jos rolls out of the ring to the floor; he’s in a lot of pain. But that’s nothing to what Wilder is experiencing.
Evans has busted Wilder’s head open and there’s blood everywhere. The ref has no choice but to call this one off.
As a result of outside interference, the referee has declared this match... in 8:31... NO CONTEST.The ref tries to get Evans to stop but Chris shoves him through the ropes to the floor. Evans takes a few more whacks at Wilder then slides out of the ring. He grabs the Onslaught Championship title belt and slides back in the ring.
Evans leans over Wilder holding the belt and pointing to himself in the universal (or paramount, whatever your studio preference happens to be) symbol of wanting a title match.
Evans clears the ring when a slew of referees arrives. GM Bennett will have to make a ruling on this one.Intercontinental Title MatchMai Muyo © vs. Matt Folz[/i]
“Battle Without Honor or Humanity” signals the arrival of the man who fits his theme nicely, the vicious competitor Matt Folz. Despite having the World Champion clearly in his sights as of late, Folz shows no sign of lacking focus, as he stretches out his arms while walking to the ring with an air of controlled fury.
PA: “Who’s Gonna Fight For The Weak, Who’s Gonna Make Them Believe?”
The pink fireworks spray, and here comes the Intercontinental Champion, Mai Muyo, holding her belt aloft to cheers. She looks down the aisle as she walks, finally finding a young girl to hand off a friendship bracelet to and kiss on the head, but her eyes firmly land on Folz as she enters the ring and raises her belt once more before handing it to the referee. Lockup, and here we go!
Mai gets the best of the early going off some armdrags and quickness—she’s clearly been scouting Folz, countering some of his early lockup strategy—but Mai misses with a kick that Folz dodges in time, giving him the chance to wrap his arms around and throw Mai with the signature T-Bone…now Folz is taking control off his series of suplexes, not letting the champion take a breath, until Mai wisely rolls out of the ring following a release German. Folz gives hot pursuit and goes for a German on the outside—but Mai reverses with a jawbreaker that stuns Folz, and she executes the spin kick! Mai up to the barricade now—senton onto Folz on the mats! It took a little out of the champion too, but she rolls Folz into the ring—but Matt Folz kicks out at two…
…rolling over into a crossface! Mai flails and Folz cinches hard, thinking he can force a fast tap, but Mai contorts her body to get a foot on the bottom rope! Folz uses his “until five” with vengeance, finally releasing but pulling Mai off immediately into a Fisherman’s Suplex! Good for a two count, but not the whole thing…and here Folz goes back to the mat work, but Mai has a faster answer now, spinning in a German hold to toss the not-too-much-larger Folz with a belly to belly! Mai leaps up behind Matt Folz and locks in the dragon position—END-IS-HERE! Still a little stunned (and dizzied by her own move), Mai takes a second to get into position, and by the time she gets to the pin, Folz kicks out by two! Stumbling upward, Mai makes her way to the top rope, looking down at the still-lying Folz, perhaps for a Savior Splash…
…when Jeremy Punswick comes in and throws Mai from the top down to the mat! Punswick runs in and begins stomping on Mai as the referee calls for the bell!
Winner by disqualification in 7:56…and still Intercontinental Champion…Mai Muyo!Punswick is kicking the shit out of the champion, until Folz rises and grabs Punswick by the shoulder! Folz argues that he was about to scout Mai and win the championship, but Punswick shoves him off—prompting Folz to grab Punswick and start laying into him with punches! Folz is beating Punswick bad in the corner, but Punswick tackles his way out with a shoulderblock/spear shot! Mai is back up now and looks to nail Punswick with a spin kick, but Jeremy ducks and she nails Folz instead! Punswick and Mai are now trading shots, but as Punswick tries to pull Mai into a front facelock, Folz grabs Punswick from behind and sends him FLYING with a release German! As Mai regains her bearings, Folz yanks her by the hair as well—T-BONE! Folz is standing tall for the moment, but anticipating the two rising again, he slips out as security finally enters to prevent the ongoing brawl (“Let Them Fight!” greeting them as always), and storms up the ring angrily, glaring back at both Mai and Punswick.
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