OOWF Midweek Mayhem
Live from Sussex, New Brunswick
Wednesday, May 22nd 2013
Stan Fulton vs. Chad Madison[/i]
Two entrances with nice reactions from the crowd. They meet in the idle of the ring for the referee's instructions and Fulton puts out his hand. Chad shakes it and we get a bell. They lock up and Fulton tosses Chad back into the corner. Fulton follows in and catches him with an elbow strike. Chad stumbles out and Fulton hits the ropes and levels him with a clothesline. Chad crawls to the corner and Stan drops a big knee in his back. Stan scoops Chad up and hits a running power slam. He hooks the leg and gets a 2 count.
Chad kicks out and gets to his feet in time to duck a charging Stan. Fulton eats turnbuckle and Chad catches him with a running knee lift. Stan slumps in the corner and gets DDT'd to the mat. Chad goes to the ropes for a springboard knee drop. he covers, but Fulton powers out at 1. Chad hits the ropes, but Fulton catches him for a Back Cut Slam.... and Chad uses his momentum to rotate around Fulton and ends up flipping him with a head scissor takedown. Chad stalks Fulton as he gets up and snaps off a dropkick. Stan gets to his feet slowly and Chad readies for another one, but Fulton grabs the ropes and dodges it. Chad hits the mat hard. Stan pulls him up and delivers a couple of head butts that knocks Chad to the floor.
On the outside, Chad slowly get sot his feet. Fulton is there and slams him on the ring apron. Stan pulls him back up, but Chad kicks Stan's knee and takes the big man off his feet. Chad crawls in while Fulton milks the 10 count all the way to 9 before he can get in the ring.
Chad see's his opening and delivers a dropkick to Stan's hurting knee. Stan goes down again, and glares up at Chad. Chad pulls Fulton to his feet and Stan grabs his waistband and head butts him in the gut. Fulton nails Madison with several judo kicks and strikes, then props him in the corner and starts using him like a speed bag, throwing punch after punch. The referee counts to five and has to wedge himself between them to get Fulton to relent. Fulton grabs Chad in a cobra clutch and ragdolls him back and forth, finally slamming him to the ground. He pulls him over to the corner and goes up the turnbuckles... and hits the Crusher! Fulton covers 1...2....And pulls Chad up by the hair. He tosses Chad into the corner and hits him with an avalanche Chad flops to the mat and Fulton starts stomping away. Chad reaches the ropes and again, the official has to get between Stan and Chad. Finally, Fulton hurls Madison into the ropes, hits a Back Cut Slam, and pins him.
Winner, in 9:42, Stan FultonZane Myers vs. Danny Taylor[/i]
Zane Myers and Danny Taylor face off in this clash of big time power men in the OOWF –
Handshake, and there’s the bell!
The two grapplers lock up center-ring, Taylor gets the advantage and drives Myers back to the ropes – clean break by Taylor. They lock up again, Myers with the advantage, to the ropes, clean break again. Both men back up, give a nod of respect and reset….
Danny moves in for another collar and elbow tie up, but the big Texan ducks under, whips Taylor to the ropes and hits a clothesline, dropping Danny to the mat! Zane stays on top of his opponent, throwing forearm shots and then power slamming Taylor, who rolls clear for a breather. Myers backs up, letting Taylor back in the ring.
They lock up again, and Taylor grabs a headlock, then pops Myers with a fast knee strike! Taylor mixes palm strikes and a flurry of legs kicks, then when Myers covers, he launches him with a belly to belly release suplex! Myers lands hard, but slides and rolls to his feet before DDT can press the advantage.
The match then heats up, each wrestler going for harder and harder hitting moves, and the match becomes far less friendly – fists fly on a couple of occasions, and the referee is beginning to lose control. Taylor catches Myers off the ropes with a yakuza kick, and hooks in an arm bar! Myers stuggles to get to the rope, then Taylor breaks the hold, but immediately jumps back on Myers with a shoulder cutter (Little Guido’s Sicilian Slice). Scoop slam by Taylor!
Taylor continues to punish Myers’ arm and shoulder, and doesn’t notice Ghosthead silently walking down the ramp to ringside… Taylor looks to go for the finish, DYNAMITE DROP! Cover by Taylor –
1, 2… The bell?
The referee looks up and waves off the bell, and Taylor looks confused – then he spots Ghosthead at the bell, holding the mallet. Ghost drops the hammer (so to speak), and starts toward the ring – Taylor moves toward the edge of the ring, ready for a fight. Giving Myers the chance to recover and get to his feet – Taylor senses danger, but too late as he turn and takes a brutal lariat from a charging Zane Myers!
Cover – 1,2,3!
Winner at 14:11 – Zane Myers!Amazing Jos & Tommy Wilder vs. Banned from Everywhere[/i]
Ellie May, riding her likkercycle, leads Banned from Everywhere down the aisle astride Drunkey and Drunkette. Awesome Bill from Dawsonville and Justin Sane circle the ring greeting the fans, and then pose on the turnbuckles before heading to their corner to...stare off into space. Amazing Jos and Tommy Wilder step through the curtain and pause to soak in the cheers. They exchange a look, nod, and sprint full tilt down the aisle. They slide directly into the ring and flash huge smiles - revealing fangs? Bill lets out a blood curdling scream and tumbles backwards over the ropes, while Justin screams "Shark Draculas!" and runs in a little circle. Bill lands on Drunkey's back, and is half way up the aisle before Ellie May can cut him off and talk him into returning. Meanwhile, Justin has regained what passes for his composure and is digging around in Drunkette's saddlebags. He comes up with a mallet and a large wooden stake and marches back to the ring. Ellie May tackles him just in time. She yells at Justin and points at the now apologetic Jos and Wilder, who have removed the fangs and are holding them up. After much convincing, Bill climbs on to the apron and Justin returns to the ring. Jos heads to his corner, and referee Angelo Barros calls for the bell
Wilder offers an apology, but Justin just glares at him. They lock up, and Justin snaps off an arm drag. He hangs onto the arm and rolls Wilder onto his stomach, twisting the arm behind him. He pulls Wilders head back and pries open his mouth to examine his teeth. Satisfied, he turns and nods to his partner. Wilder takes advantage by yanking his head free and rolling, knocking Justin off his feet. Both men are up, but Wilder is quicker and catches Justin with a superkick. He grabs Justin before he falls and sends him into a neutral corner. Justin moves out of the way as Wilder charges, but Wilder runs up the turnbuckles into a backflip, catching him with an inverted DDT. He covers, but Justin kicks out at one.
Wilder grabs a headlock as Justin gets up. Justin shoots him off and ducks his head for a backdrop, but Wilder rolls over him and hits the opposite ropes. Justin turns around, and gets nailed by a dropkick. Wilder pulls Justin to his feet and snaps him over with a suplex, then springs off the middle rope with a lionsault. Justin rolls out of the way and Wilder slams into the mat. Justin drops a leg across the back of Wilder's neck and rolls to his corner to make the tag. Bill storms across the ring as Wilder gets up and levels him with a clothesline. He grabs Wilder and sends him to the ropes. He hits another clothesline, but misses Jos making the blind tag. Jos springs to the top rope and takes Bill over with a hurricanrana. He tries for a cover, but Bill powers out. Jos goes to the ropes and stands Bill up with a knee lift, then drops him with the Falcon rush. Joes goes to the apron and hits a slingshot legdrop. He covers, but Justin breaks it up at two.
As Barros escorts Justin out of the ring, Jos pulls Bill to his feet. Jos hits a series of chops, backing Bill to the ropes, and then sends him across the ring. Jos nails a beautiful standing dropkick, but Bill manages to stay on his feet. He stumbles into the wrong corner, however, and Jos drives him into the turnbuckles with a stinger splash, simultaneously making the tag. Jos and Wilder pull Bill out of the corner and send him to the ropes. Their tandem superkick echoes like a gunshot, and Bill slams into the mat. Wilder covers, but Bill rolls a shoulder just in time.
Wilder bundles Bill back into the corner and makes the tag. He and Jos each wind an arm and duck under, lifting Bill onto the top turnbuckle and climbing up with him. As they set up a tandem superplex, Chris Evans steps onto the stage. Justin sprints across the ring and leaps up behind Jos & Wilder, knocking them off balance, but they hit simultaneous back elbows that send him sprawling to the mat. Before they can set up the move again, Chris Evans reaches ringside. He has words with the high flyers, who respond in kind. Jos and Wilder exchange a look, and Jos gives a barely perceptible nod. Wilder does a standing leap onto Bill's shoulders and springs off, nailing Evans with a shooting star press! Jos hops to the top rope and tries to take Billl down with a hurricanrana, but Bill manages to block, reversing it into a falling powerbomb. Bill rolls Jos up, hooking both legs, and Barros counts One...Two...Three.
WINNERS, in 15:14, Banned From EverywhereGhosthead vs. The Kai[/i]
Kai's music hits, and no one comes out. The crowd looks confused. Ghosthead's music hits, and no one comes out. Again the crowd is unsure of what is going on. Even the ref in the ring looks confused at this point. Suddenly the OOWFatron shows us the back where The Kai and Ghosthead are already brawling. The two of them are really laying into each other and taking potshots with anything not nailed down. Ghosthead is able to bounce Kai's head off of a table stunning him long enough for Ghosthead to see the camera. He looks directly into it and speaks. "I warned you Taylor, you will never know where or when my vengeance will come." He then turns and drops a massive forearm to the back of Kai's head. Ghosthead then throws Kai through some curtains, and out onto the entrance ramp.
Kai is able to recover slightly as Ghosthead pursues him, and the two continue to brawl around the ring. Meanwhile the ref is unsure what to do, as the match has not officially started. Kai gets tossed by Ghosthead over near the ring announcer slamming hard into the barricade. Ghosthead then attempt to spit the black mist, but Kai is able to use the ring bell itself as a modified shield to block it.
Unfortunately for Kai, Ghosthead simply kicks the raised bell into Kai's face, stunning him. Kai tries to roll into the ring to clear the cobwebs, but Ghosthead slides in quickly. With both men in the ring, the ref calls for the bell to officially start the match, and the timekeeper rushes to recover and ring it.
The Kai however is more stunned than the ref thought, and barely has time to turn around before Ghosthead leaps up and locks in the Phantasmagoria. The Kai is trapped in the center of the ring and combined with the bell shot, passes out rather quickly. The ref calls for the bell and this one is over before it even had a chance to begin.
Your winner in 15 seconds via KO GhostheadAfter it is over, Ghosthead refuses to release the hold and the ref threatens to DQ him. Ghosthead does release it, and then turns to the nearby camera and says "This is your fault Taylor, and all the rest to come shall be as well."
Jeremy Punswick & Christian Carter vs. Poe & Firewoman[/i]
There's a loud comotion in the audience as Firewoman comes TUMBLING down the stairs from up in the cheap seats! Christian Carter follows her down, as he stalks the former World Champion, who is in serious trouble already! The crowd barely catches their collective breaths from that action when Poe's music hits, but from behind the curtain he walks out with Jeremy Punswick UP in the air and DROPS him down HARD on the STEEL PLATING of the stage with a LAST RIDE POWERBOMB! The back of Punswick's head smacks against the plating knocking him loopy!
Meanwhile Firewoman has regain her footing and climbs gingerly over the barricade, crawling her way toward the ring. Christian Carter steps over the barricade and catches Firewoman by her foot. He bends down to drag her closer to him not realizing that Fire was able to reach under the ring and pull out a weapon! She puts it to great use as she turns over on her back and SMACKS Carter upside his head with a STEEL CHAIR! Carter plops down on his ass as Firewoman rises to her feet and lifts the chair up above her head, the crowd urging her to bust Carter's head open (if she hasn't already.)
Referee Junior Hale is begging for order in all of this chaos, as he slides out the ring and steps between Fire and Christian Carter, pleading with her to stop and bring the action into the ring! Firewoman, bloodied a bit from her fall down the stairs, lowers the chair and simply glares at Hale! Poe meanwhile has tossed Punswick into the ring from the other side. Hale snatches the chair from Firewoman's grip and flings it back under the ring as he slides in and calls for the bell and we are officially underway!
Carter Crawls over to his corner, as Firewoman hops up onto the apron by her own. Poe covers and gets TWO! Poe lifts Punswick to his feet and GOOZLES him for an attempted CHOKESLAM, but Punswick drops to his knees and elbows Poe in his gut, bending the big man over. Puns runs past Poe, rebounds off the ropes and hits a BLOCKBUSTER! Jeremy runs and climbs the corner. He turns then leaps off landing a FLYING LEG DROP on the back of Poe's head! Cover! Poe KICKS OUT at ONE!
Poe sits up as Jeremy runs the ropes and rebounds with a low DROPKICK! Puns covers and is shoved off with authority before Hale counts one! Punswick remains on the attack with stomps, elbows and kicks! He runs the ropes and on the rebound gets CAUGHT in a TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM! Poe drags Punswick to his corner and tags in Firewoman!
Firewoman slingshots over the top rope and lands a KNEE on Punswick's head! Puns rolls over to his side clutching his head as Fire drags him by his legs to the middle of the ring, flips him over, CURBSTOMP! She then steps over, locks her arms around Punswick's head and flips over into a LAST CHANCERY submission hold!
Carter runs in and breaks that up before Punswick can tap! While Hale pushes Carter back towards his corner, Firewoman drags Punswick towards her corner and tags in Poe. The big man pulls Puns to his feet, lifts him up and drops him on the top rope for a SPRING BOARD SUPLEX! Poe covers for TWO! Poe mounts Carter and peppers him with elbow strikes, busting Punswick's head open! He pulls Punswick to his feet, Irish whip, HIEROGLYPH! Punswick is down! Poe covers 1.. 2.. Thr- NO! Carter comes in and breaks up the count!
Poe rises to his feet and confronts Carter! The two come to blows and start brawling, but the ref bravely steps between the two and forces Carter back to his corner! When Hale turns back around he finds Poe on his knees with his eyes rolling to the back of his head. What Hale didn't see was Punswick dropping Poe with a LOW BLOW! Punswick crawls to his corner and officially tags in Carter while Firewoman protests from her corner!
Carter steps through the ropes and hits Poe on his noggin with a FLYING KNEE STRIKE! Carter covers and gets TWO! Carter pulls Poe slowly up to his feet, BRAINBUSTA! gets TWO! Carter runs the ropes, and drops and elbow! He rises to his feet, runs the ropes, and hits a leg drop for TWO! Carter slaps the mat in frustration, rises to his feet and runs the ropes. As he rebounds off Punswick tags himself in and Carter stops short of attacking Poe. He whips around to confront Punswick who gestures for Carter to get out of the way!
Carter: "I got this!”Punswick: "MOVE!"Carter rolls his eyes and walks past Punswick to his corner, but not without expressing his displeasure by shoulder bumping Puns out of his path. Punswick spins around and shoves Carter from behind in retaliation, but before Carter can respond, Poe rises to his feet and shoves Punswick into Carter, knocking Christian through the ropes and out of the ring! Poe pulls Punswick by the back of his head and shoves him HARD into his corner! Poe follows with a running CLOTHESLINE that drops Punswick in the corner! Poe tags in Fire who hops over the ropes runs to the opposite corner then comes back NAILING Punswick with a CORNER DROPKICK causing the back of Punswick's head to bounce off the bottom turnbuckle, knocking him loopy once again! Firewoman pulls Puns to his feet in the corner and tags in Poe they hit Punswick with several double team moves to the delight of the crowd before Fire exits and Poe drops Punswick with THE PENDULUM! Cover 1..2.. THRE- NO! Carter is in to save his partner! Poe rises to his feet, PUNCHES Carter on his Jaw! Punswick rolls out the ring and falls down by the apron. Poe Irish whips Carter who ducks under a HIEROGLYPH, rebounds off the opposite ropes right into a CRUCIFIX DRIVER by FIREWOMAN running interference! Poe, however, is dragged out of the ring by Punswick and whipped into the STEEL POST busting the big man's forehead open! The ref forces Firewoman back to her corner as Carter rolls over and under the bottom rope to his own corner, slowly pulling himself up by the ropes back onto his feet.
Meanwhile Poe gets angry at the sight of his own blood and stares death into the eyes of Punswick, who halts on an attack and throws his hands up begging for mercy! Poe stalks Punswick who slowly backs up, retreating into the ring. Poe follows, stepping menacingly over the top rope. Punswick suddenly hops to his feet and SLAPS THE TASTE out of Poe's mouth! Poe no-sells the slap and looks down at Punswick breathing angrily through gritted teeth! Punswick begs off once again to no avail, as Poe GOOZLES Punswick and forces him toward the ropes! The big man doesn't notice Carter tagging himself in as he Irish whips Punswick to the opposite side of the ring. Puns rebounds as Poe telegraphs his move to early and Puns hits Poe with a RUNNING JUMPING HIGH KNEE right into the FINAL TESTIMONY from Christian Carter! Jeremy Punswick turns to intercept Firewoman, but she is not in her corner! Carter covers...1... 2... THREE!
Your WINNERS in 18:53 ... Jeremy Punswick and Christian Carter!After the match, we see Firewoman standing by the barricade staring up into the crowd, as Miranda is seen arguing with someone hidden in the shadows of the exit. She suddenly finds herself in a shoving match with the person standing in the shadows and that is enough for Firewoman to jump the barricade and run up the stairs, as Miranda disappears through the tunnel exit with Firewoman eventually following after.
Matt Folz vs. Chris Evans[/i]
A wise person once said, “We hate most in others what we hate in ourselves.” It would certainly explain the rivalry between our next competitors: brash, young, and hungry, looking to establish their legacy by whatever means possible. Chris Evans comes down the ramp first to a chorus of boos, and the Lionheart (perhaps the lion is Scar?) engages in a little jawing with his detractors on the ramp, laughing them off before making his way into the ring and hitting the ropes. “Battle Without Honor or Humanity” signals the entrance of his former New Guard ally and long-standing rival, Matt Folz! The Sultan of the Suplex doesn’t even bother with the fans, keeping his eye on Evans. Junior Hale calls for the bell, and this match is on!
Lockup to start, Folz pulls in for a knee to the gut followed by a wristlock—Evans tries to flip out, but Folz sweeps the knee and re-wrenches—Evans finally rakes the face of Folz and pops him in the jaw to break the hold, signaling we might not have an exceptionally clean match on our hands…Evans keeps the pressure on, but he goes medium-risk a little early, looking for a springboard Clothesline From Hades, but being caught by Folz—belly to belly! A lot of impact, but only good for a two-count…Folz tries to slip Evans into an STF, but Evans makes his way to the ropes—Folz tries to push the rope away, but Evans grabs it anyway as the referee chides Folz.
Folz isn’t letting up as he rains boots on Evans’ back, causing Evans to roll out of the ring…Folz gives pursuit and raises a deadweight Evans for a gorilla press onto the guardrail—but Evans was playing possum and shoves Folz HARD into the steel steps! Evans puts the boots to Folz there, but Folz, on instinct, grabs the boot and trips Evans face-first into the steel steps! Hale is getting annoyed at this skirting of no-weapons, and begins the count as Folz rolls his way in to recover, Evans following soon after…Folz grabs Evans on his way in: snap suplex! Turns the hips, looking for another—Evans spins Folz wildly and swings him into Junior Hale! As Hale goes down, Evans low blows Folz—nothing wrong with being pre-emptive when a ref goes down—and comes off the ropes with an ICARUS STRIKE! Evans goes for the cover as Hale regains his bearings: only a two count!
Chris Evans sets Matt, who still looks to be experiencing as much crotch as head pain, up in the corner and takes a couple paces back…he charges Folz in the corner, looking for a stinger splash but Folz pulls a matador dodge, as Evans crashes chest-first into the turnbuckles and flops back! Looking to inflict more damage and frustrated by Evans’ rule-flouting, Folz tears the turnbuckle off as referee Junior Hale protests. Folz pulls Evans up by his legs and looks to slingshot-snake-eyes, but he ends up launching Evans into Hale, who was trying to re-tie the pad! Since Evans didn’t absorb most of the blow, he catches Folz right as he rises with a thumb to the eye! However, at this point, Junior Hale is TOO PISSED TO REF-BUMP and calls for the bell on both men!
Winner in 7:22…No Contest Due To General Fuckery!Evans protests the call with Hale, who points out to him that he also saw Folz holding his crotch even before the thumb, but Folz regains his bearings and tackles Evans down from behind, driving his head into the mat! The two do a rolling brawl right over a stumbling Hale—in the least sexy pastiche of the traditional catfight spot ever—and brawl out of the ring and into the fans, where security quickly moves to break up the fight! Once broken up, Evans and Folz seem content to call it a day for now…for now.
Non-TitleMai Muyo vs. Jason Allen[/i]
Both competitors lock up in a collar and elbow tie up, and Jason uses his strength and leverage advantage to drive Mai back into the corner. He gives a clean break and backs up towards the center of the ring. Mai follows and they lock up again, and again Jason drives Mai back into the corner. Jason gives another clean break and backs to the center of the ring, only to be surprised when Mai explodes out of the corner and takes him down with a spinning heel kick. Mai grabs Jason's legs and bridges for a 2 count, reversed by Jason for a 2 count of his own, reversed by Mai for another 2 count. The crowd applauds as both wrestlers kip up to their feet. Mai uses her quickness advantage and takes him down with a dropkick. For the next few minutes, Mai uses her quick high impact offense and her impressive technical skills to keep Jason down and get several close 2 counts. Mai goes up, looking to finish with the Savior Splash, but Jason moves out of the way at the last second.
Allen hits an overhead belly to belly suplex that drives all the air out of Mai's lungs. Mai staggers to her feet, only to be nailed by a picture perfect enziguri. 450 splash by Allen gets a 2 count. Brainbuster is followed by Allen whipping Mai into the corner and connecting on a Tornado DDT. Allen picks up Mai, looking for the Sitdown Powerbomb... but as we all know, you can't Powerbomb Mai Muyo, and she takes Allen over with a flying headscissors. Mai heads up top, but Allen quickly recovers and crotches her on the top rope. Allen keeps fighting for a superplex, Mai continues to block it, and eventually pushes him off the top rope. Savior Splash connects this time, Mai covers.... 1, 2, and Jason kicks out at 2.999999. Mai sets up for the End-Is-Here, but Allen blocks and hits a belly to back suplex. Allen hits a Paylay and connects with the Royal Flush. 1...2..., Mai kicks out just as the bell rings.
Official result: Time limit draw at 20:00Both competitors look disapointed at the result, but shake hands and raise eachother's hands in the air as a sign of respect.
Tag Team Proving GroundSaints of Sinners (LD Williams & Stank) © vs. Murphy’s Law[/i]
Both teams get full entrances, facing off in center of the ring, talking trash. LD Williams goes to pie-face Danielle, who grabs his wrist and hits “Eat De-feet” while her brother kicks Stank in the gut and rushes him out of the ring! DK heads to his corner, so the ref see no reason to NOT start, and call for the bell!
Danielle follows up her surprise attack with a pair of quick elbow drops, pulls LD to his feet and tags in her brother – double team whip to the ropes, double back elbow puts LD back on the mat – LD gets up and creates some space with a hard shot to the throat, and tags in Stank. Stank pushes DK into the heel corner, throws a couple of body blows, and as the referee gets him away, LDW chokes DK with the tag rope! Stank moves back in and pounds away, ties DK in the ropes, ref separates, and LDW chokes him again! This draws in Danielle, and while the ref gets her out of the ring, the Saints resume brutal double teaming!
DK is bleeding from the nose, LD tags in and knees DK in the head and then sends him into the corner, then follows with a corner yakuza kick – but DK ducks out of the way and LDW crotches himself on the top rope! DK makes it to his corner and tags in Danielle, who leaps over the top rope (bouncing the rope LDW is straddling), rebounds off the opposite side and nails LDW with a running kick of her own! She keeps the pressure up, combining forearms, kicks and slams to keep LDW rocked and grounded. At one point, she knocks LDW to his knees, points at DK's bloody nose and then STOMPS LD's face first into the mat, and blood sprays over the canvas. LDW is staggered, but gets to his feet with a snarl. He misses a right haymaker, his vision is still a bit blurry from what might be a broken nose – Danielle avoids a second wild swing and pops LDW in the jaw! Both wrestlers are throwing punches, Murphy is getting the better of it by blocking or slipping most of William's shots, and keeping his eyes crossed with shots to the nose.
At this point Stank decides to get involved, and charges into the ring- but unlike other feds, DK shouts a warning and Danielle LISTENS, ducking out of the situation – Stank NEARLY creams his own partner, but pulls up short – they miss Danielle's tag to DK, who barrels into LDW - slamming the Saints of Sinners' skulls together! Stank tumbles out of the ring as DK pulls LDW to his corner, tag by Danielle – DK lifts Williams part-way up for a power bomb, Danielle locks in a full nelson and JUMPS! DK finishes the power bomb with Danielle executing a full nelson backstabber! We'll call that double team The Irish Car Bomb!
Before the ref can cover, Stank pulls him out of the ring as the rest of the SoS hit he ring and start beating down the Murphys! Jack and Chloe get weapon shots in, Punswick and Carter jump on – then Drink and Destroy, Texpress and Tommy Wilder rush the ring to even the odds, but the Sinners bail into the crowd!
Winner at 9:40 via DQ – The Murphys!Relaxed RulesSaints of Sinners (Moosehead Jack & Chloe) vs. The Darlings[/i]
The Darlings are out first, but they don’t take any time to soak up the crowd’s cheers. Instead they race around the ring and grab weapons from under the ring. Lexie grabs a baseball bat while Alex picks up his sledgehammer. “Laser Cannon Deth Sentence” plays and Moose and Chloe storm the ring, Moose with HDB and Chloe carrying her branding iron. The Darlings run up the ramp and meet the Saints and the fight is underway!
Moose swings for Alex’s head, but Alex ducks and catches Moose with a glancing shot to the ribs with the sledgehammer, just enough to knock him off balance and send him crashing into the guardrail. Alexis and Alexis slowly circle and Chloe charges at Alexis, she dodges and brings the bat down across the back of Chloe’s knee dropping her to the floor. Lexie lifts the bat to bring it down on Chloe’s skull, but Moose sees her, and kicks Alex in the chest, sending him stumbling back into Lexie knocking her off balance. Moose threatens a kid and takes his chair and jams it in Alex’s gut, doubling him over. Moose grabs Alex for a DDT, but Alexis rakes his eyes and grabs HDB to slam upside his head, but Chloe charges at Lexie and SPEARS her out of her shoes!
As Lexie and Chloe roll down the ramp hammering one another with punches, Moose pulls Alex to his feet and hits a snap suplex on the steel, then picks up HDB and lines up Alex’s head for the kill shot. Moose brings the bat down, but Alex moves out of the way, Moose tries another shot, but Alex gets the chair up and HDB slams into the steel. Finally as Moose lunges at Alex, Alex nails Moose on the side of the knee with the chair and Moose falls to the ramp. Now Moose and Alex, much like Chloe and Alexis, tear at one another on the ramp. No one has actually MADE it into the ring yet, so this still isn’t even an official match!
Alexis and Chloe fight to the bottom of the ramp and brawl around ringside for a minute. Chloe pulls a chain from her pocket and hammers Lexie with punches to the face drawing some blood. The sight of her own blood makes Alexis snap and she comes at Chloe with a vengeance, lighting her up with chops and punches to the jaw, then she grabs her and whips her hard into the guard rail. Chloe hits shoulder first and drops to the floor grabbing her arm in pain. Alexis grabs a handful of hair and pulls her up and rolls her under the bottom rope into the ring and follows her, the referee calls for the bell, and this match is official!
Alexis grabs Chloe’s arm and pins it to the mat and drops several knees across it causing Chloe to snarl with pain. Meanwhile, all the officials in the back race down the ramp and try to separate Moose and Alex so we can have a legit tag team match. They are finally successful and a wild=eyed Moose and Alex are escorted to their corners and warned to stay there and keep it a match. They both immediately focus on the action inside the ring while occasionally threatening one another across the ring.
Inside the ring, Chloe fights to a sitting position while Lexie has her trapped in a top wrist lock. Chloe stands up and Lexie switches it to a hammerlock and tries to ride Chloe to the mat, but Chloe spins behind Alexis, grabs her hair and HAMMERS her on the back of the head with forearms. Chloe whips her to the ropes and CLUBS her with a hard clothesline, stunning her. She grabs Lexie’s leg and drags her to the Saints corner and tags in Moose. Jack comes into the ring and drops a knee across Lexie’s face, then gets to his feet and makes an obscene gesture to Alex, he heads into the ring. The referee immediately moves to get Alex out of the ring while Chloe pulls Lexie to her feet in the corner and she and Moose OBLITERATE Lexie with chops and kicks. The referee finally turns around and sees this and orders Chloe out of the ring.
Moose pulls a stunned Lexie out of the corner and grabs her around the waist and DRIVES her to the mat with a BRIDGING BACKDROP SUPLEX. Moose gets a two count before Alex comes in and kicks him in the ribs breaking up the pin. As the referee is telling Alex to get out of the ring again, Moose pulls Lexie to her feet and slams her in the face with a headbutt, then calls for Chloe to put a boot up and slams Lexie’s head into Chloe’s boot. Lexie staggers backward in the ring and looks like she might make the tag but Moose tags Chloe, and she comes in and grabs Lexie around the waist and tries a RELEASE GERMAN, but Lexie flips through it and lands on her feet, turns and nails Moose knocking him to the floor, then ducks a Chloe clothesline attempt and rolls to her corner and makes the hot tag to Alex!
Alex ducks another clothesline attempt and takes Chloe to the mat with a hangman’s neckbreaker then waits for her to stand up. When she does, he hits an inverted atomic drop, hits the ropes and BLASTS her in the face with a BUISAKU KNEE! Alex hits the mat and gives Moose a little smirk, Moose slides under the bottom rope and goes after Alex, but the referee is right there to stop him and send him to his corner. While he is doing that, Alex tags in Alexis and lifts Chloe for a DARLING DRIVER! Alexis leaps off the top rope and hits a DOUBLE STOMP on Chloe, then Alex NAILS the move! As Alexis stands to cover Chloe, Moose charges in and blindsides her with a clothesline that sends them both through the ropes to the floor! Moose lands on his feet and grabs a chair and waits for her to get up, on the inside, Alex never sees Moose grab the chair, he charges across the ring and dives between the ropes at Moose, Moose swings the chair and SLAMS Alex in the face! Darling slumps on the ropes, then falls into the ring and lies motionless, blood running down his face.
Moose and Alexis brawl for a bit with Lexie grabbing a bottle and slamming it upside Moose’s head drawing a lot of blood. She fights like a woman possessed and slams Moose face first into the Senegalese Announce Table, then rolls him onto the table and sets him up for the KUDOH DRIVER! Before she can hit it, Chloe recovers and staggers around the ring and clips her leg from behind, sending her falling forward off the table, with Moose landing on top of her. Chloe grabs Lexie and PLANTS her with a DDT, then rummages under the ring and pulls out a board with rolls of barbed wire stapled to it! This cannot end well.
Moose and Chloe get Lexie on the apron and Moose sets her up for a CRADLE PILEDRIVER, but Alex recovers enough to spring off the middle turnbuckle and connect with an eznuguri to the back of Moose’s head. Alexis then backdrops Moose off the apron INTO THE BARBED WIRE! Moose howls in pain and Chloe just stands there and stares at what happened, then howls like a banshee and grabs a dazed Alexis off the apron and hits a CHLOE CORKSCREW INTO THE BARBED WIRE RIGHT NEXT TO MOOSE! Alexis and Moose are both tangled in sharp barbs, but that doesn’t stop them from trying to throw punches at one another.
Alex slides out of the ring and grabs Chloe and spins her around and NAILS her with a chain wrapped punch. Chloe falls to one knee, blood running down her face. She howls again and gets to her feet and her and Alex charge at one another and start throwing punches. Soon enough both of them are bleeding even more, while Moose and Lexie, now untangled from the barbs, mostly, are hideous bloody messes. They join the fight, Moose grabbing Alex from behind and raking his face with HDB while Alexis grabs Chloe by the hair and drags her up the ramp. The four fight with anything they can get their hands on until they are all four barely able to stand. Stank and LD come out to the top of the ramp and set up a couple of tables and urge Moose and Chloe to bring the war up there, but that just brings out Texpress and they fight with the Saints. The referee realizes that this is never going to get back into the ring, and could get REALLY ugly REALLY fast, so he calls for the bell, and more help. The locker room empties and separates the Saints and the White Hats before anyone dies. Moose and Alex are still sniping at one another, this really didn’t seem to settle a thing.
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