Midweek Mayhem (7/10) Live from Four Corners, Wyom

[BookerShark]

~~~ Chad Madison is at a merchandise stand. He pulls a box of T-Shirts from under the counter. He pulls a black shirt out and drapes it over the counter so all we see is the blank back. ~~~

Chad: I really don't have to show you the front, do I Lucas? You know what it says. You've earned it. Big Bad Stank. Mr. Wrestler of the Year many times over. Mr. "I've been World Champion so shut up and let the real wrestlers talk now" Mr. Grand Slam winner. How does a loss to little ol' Chad Madison going to look to all the sheep who blindly follow you & the Sinners?

See, here's the thing. Even If you win tonight, you've already lost. I'm the White Hat. You couldn't lose to me... Cleanly. And yet it happened. So tonight, even if you steamroll me and beat me in under a minute.... you've already lost. I've already beaten you before the bell even rings.

So tonight, the pretty boy, the primadonna, the pest that won't go away is taking on the baddest man on the planet. And I'm going to win.. Again.

Tonight, after my match with Stank, once I've beaten him again, OOWFShopZone is having a special amnesty offer. Any of Stank's fans can trade in their Saints of Sinners T-Shirt for one of these.

~~~ Chad grabs the shirt & pulls it on. He 'pops' the front so the lettering can clearly be read "I Underestimated and Lost to Chad Madison" He grins & flashes the 'Horns sign as we fade... ~~~

[BookerShark]

OOWF Midweek Mayhem
Live from Four Corners, Utah
Wednesday, July 10th 2013

Drink & Destroy (Murphy’s Law & Danny Taylor) vs. Banned from Everywhere & Miranda

Insane in the Membrane brings out the Banned from Everywhere entourage with Awesome Bill on Drunkey and Justin Sane on Drunkette. Ellie Mae follows with her Likkercycle and towing a cooler. Following the group is Miranda who is slapping hands with the fans and watching the spectacle in front of her, just shaking her head. As they reach ringside Bill hops off Drunkey...ok, he slides off and falls into the ring. Justin stands up onto Drunkette's back and tries to leap into the ring...and he almost makes it...he bounces off the top rope and falls back onto Drunkette. He tries it again but this time when he its the ropes he skins the cat and makes it into the ring...albeit falling flat on his face. Miranda just climbs up the steps as Ellie hands Bill what might be PCPL. He hands one jar to Justin and starts to hand one to Miranda but Ellie stops him. Miranda pouts as Bill and Justin toast the crowd...

...as Alcohaulin Ass fires up and Danny Taylor and Murphy's Law makes their way down to ringside. DK is slapping fans hands at ringside as Daniella and Danny are very focused and watching their opponents. As they climb into the ring Bill steps over to shake their hands and offer them drinks. Danny begs off, but the Murphys take the jars and down them promptly.

The referee calls for one from each team and Bill and DK start out. Some typical big man offense between the two until DK backs Bill into the ropes near the D&D corner and DK tags in his sister. DK throws Bill across the ring and the Murphys hit the CALL OF THE WILD! Bill rolls out of the ring and Miranda climbs the turnbuckle and leaps off onto Daniella but Daniella grabs her and hits a powerslam! Daniella picks up Miranda and backs her up and throws her into the ropes but Mirands reverses and tags Justin. Miranda hits a drop toe hold and Daniella falls over the middle ropes. Justin flies off the top rope and hits the MOMENT OF CLARITY! Justin crawls back into the ring and throws Daniella into the ropes and Justin and Miranda hit a double clothesline! Miranda picks up Justin and bodyslams him on top of Daniella and gets a two count. Justin picks up Daniella and throws her into the ropes but Daniella reveres and tags in her brother … IRISH CAR BOMB! DK goes for the cover but Miranda climbs the ropes and drops a leg across Daniella's head to break up the pin. Miranda pulls Justin over to the corner and tags in. But the delay gives Daniella time to tag in Danny who charges across the ring and clotheslines Miranda out of her boots. Danny wastes not time in picking Miranda up for the Dynamite Drop that dazes the young Latina. Danny locks in the TNT and Miranda holds out a long time trying to find a way out but finally taps out.

WINNER in 12:25  – Drink and Destroy

Miranda is upset at losing but Bill climbs back into the ring off the floor and hugs her. Justin asks for five bucks from Miranda and she shakes her head and Justin hugs her anyway. Danny walks over and offers her a handshake and she gladly accepts it...and then hugs the big man. Ellie grabs out another round of PCPL for everyone...and root beer for Miranda, and they toast each other in the center of the ring.

Zane Myers vs. LD Williams

Both men are in the ring as we get started and it’s LD on the quick technical assault, but Zane uses his size and power to limit the onslaught. Williams tries to keep ZM off balance with some wear down moves while cheating when the opportunity arises as well. We get both men showing what they are good at for a while before both men begin to feel the effects. LDW starts attempting to go for the DESTROYER but, Zane has that well, well scouted and fends off every attempt. LD starts to get frustrated and makes a subtle hand motion and we see Stank start to make his way, but he’s quickly cut off by Chad Madison coming out. This distracts the ref and allows LD to head to ringside where he grabs one of the tag team belts and he gets back in the ring and swings it at Zane who ducks under and Myers quickly lifts LD up and his him in the TORTURE RACK. Williams is in trouble, but the ref is still distracted by Stank and Chad and misses Christian Carter sliding in the ring with his stolen IC title and this time the belt does connect and Zane drops like a ton of bricks. CC drops to the floor as LD turns the ref around and Williams makes the cover and to pour salt on the wound, grabs a handful of tights…

1…
2…
3!!!

Your winner in 9:31, LD Williams

Williams grabs his stolen tag belt and meets Carter on the floor as the two head up the aisle and look to be surrounding Chad, but a roar from the crowd as Ecosystem & Stan Fulton come out to even the odds force the Saints to beat a hasty retreat.


Ghosthead vs. Alexander Darling vs. The Word

All three men make their entrances, and we get this one underway. Ghosthead and Darling begin the match focused on each other, ignoring The Word. He waits patiently, taking advantage when the opportunity presents itself to double clothesline both men to the ground. The Word then takes over for the next several minutes using quick moves to keep both opponents on the defensive. He is even able to clothesline Darling out of the ring, and then starts to lock Ghosthead into THE HAND OF GOD. This allows Darling to come back into the ring and take Word down with a running mafia kick.

Now with both men taking him more seriously, this turns into a legit three way match with no man being able to get a clear cut advantage. There are lots of near falls, but with the third man always able to break it up before the three. We even get a surprising moment of teamwork between Ghosthead and Darling when they double flapjack Word to put him to the mat. Of course this ends a moment later when Ghosthead tosses Darling out of the ring. Ghosthead then picks up Word and nails a HORROR DRIVER.

At this point, Dynamite Danny Taylor makes his way out to the ramp, he is dressed all in black and has his face painted in the same style of Ghosthead. He makes no movement towards the ring, but simply stands there emotionless. Ghosthead sees this and his eyes flare with anger. He ignores the downed Word and starts making his way towards the ropes intent on confronting Taylor. Danny makes no movement at all, however Darling takes this opportunity to slide into the ring and grab Ghosthead and drop him with a Darling Driver. He covers and gets the three count and the win.

Winner via pinfall in 22:14 Alexander Darling

After the match Darling slides out and celebrates with some fans in the crowd though he does not seem 100% thrilled with how the win came about. Taylor smirks a little at a seething Ghosthead in the ring before turning and calmly walking away into the back.


Saints of Sinners (Jeremy Punswick, Chloe, & Christian Carter) vs. Alexis Darling & The Holy Spirit Squad (Stan Fulton & Mai Muyo)

The Saints enter together, heading to the ring to a torrent of boos. Jeremy Punswick and Christian Carter ignore the crowd, but Chloe snarls at them and lunges at the occasional vocal fan. They stop in front of the requisite contingent of Saints fans, and Chloe smiles before they climb into the ring. Punswick stretches in the corner, Carter runs the ropes, and Chloe slumps in a corner and glares up the aisle. The crowd erupts as Stan Fulton, Alexis Darling, and Intercontinental Champion Mai Muyo step onto the stage. As they make their way to the ring, Mai waves to the crowd while Fulton watches Punswick and Carter and Alexis locks eyes with Chloe. With all six wrestlers in the ring, referee Junior Hale gives them their instructions and calls for the bell.

Chloe launches herself at Alexis as soon as the bell rings, and Alexis reacts with a stiff kick to the face. It snaps Chloe’s head back but doesn’t slow her down, and she slams into Alexis and takes her to the mat. Chloe scratches and claws, and manages to get her fingers around Alexis’s throat, bouncing her head off of the mat. Junior attempts to step in and Chloe snarls at him, so he starts to count. Se gets up at four and goes nose to nose with the official. Alexis drives a kick into Chloe’s knee, sending her stumbling into Junior, then grabs her around the waist and plants her with a German suplex. Alexis bridges, but only gets one before Punswick drops an elbow to break it up. Fulton is in as well, and levels Punswick with a clothesline. Junior orders Fulton back to his corner, and while the referee is distracted, Carter grabs Alexis by the air and tosses her into the Saints corner. Mai starts into the ring, but Junior cuts her off as well, which allows Punswick and Carter to get some kicks in on Alexis as Chloe crawls to her corner.

Chloe tags in Punswick, who attacks Alexis with forearms and chops. He backs up for a running start and hits a jumping high knee. He snap mares Alexis, then comes off the second rope to drive an elbow into her head. He covers, but Alexis kicks out at two. She gets to her feet and Chloe cuffs her on the back of the head. Punswick grabs Alexis as she turns and sends her to the ropes. Mai makes a blind tag and, after Alexis ducks a clothesline, springs off the top tope to take Punswick down with a flying forearm. She rolls to her feet and joins Alexis in a tandem dropkick that knocks Carter and Chloe off the apron. They send Punswick to the ropes, where Fulton greets him with a right hand. Punswick staggers back, and Mai grabs his head and runs up the turnbuckles to hit a Sliced Bread #2. She covers, but Chloe slides in to break it up just in time.

Mai gets to her feet as Junior ushers Chloe out of the ring. She nails Punswick with a knee lift, and then grabs his arm and sends him to the ropes. Punswick grabs the ropes to stop his momentum and reaches out to tag in Carter. Mai ducks Carter’s charge and catches him with a kick to the stomach followed by a knee to the temple. She tries for an Irish whip but Carter puts on the brakes and pulls her back into a belly-to-belly suplex. Mai rolls on landing, and reaches her corner to tag in Fulton.

Fulton storms across the ring and nails Carter between the eyes with an elbow. He scoops and slams him, and stomps him into the mat. He hauls Carter to his feet and Carter slams him in the nose with a head butt, drawing blood. Carter follows up with chops, and drives the big man back a step. Punswick yells at Junior and points toward Alexis and Mai in the corner. Junior turns - and Carter nails Fulton with a low blow. He sets up the Fall from Grace, but Fulton backdrops out of it. Fulton stomps on Carter’s throat and then goes to the ropes - Dropline! Fulton drags Carter to his feet, sends him to the ropes, Backcut Slam - No! Punswick hits Fulton with a super kick mid-move. Fulton drops Carter and staggers to the ropes, where Chloe greets him with an Asiatic spike as Punswick hits a near simultaneous elbow to the back of the neck. Fulton goes down, and Junior orders Punswick out of the ring before he can do any more damage. Carter slowly makes his way over and covers, but Fulton kicks out at two.

Carter gets to his feet and puts the boots to Fulton, but the big man still has some fight in him. Chloe comes in to help, which brings in Mai, but Junior cuts Mai off. As Chloe and Carter drag Fulton to his feet, Alexis shoves past Junior and Mai and tackles Chloe. They fall through the ropes and out to the floor. Punswick is in, and he and Carter send Fulton to the ropes. Fulton slams through an attempted tandem clothesline and Mai, who’s back on the apron, slaps Stan on the back. Stan levels Punswick with a clothesline of his own, and Mai springs off the top rope to take Carter down with a body press. Mai rolls to her feet and hooks Carter - End Is Here! Mai covers, but Chloe is back in to break it up at two.

Mai rolls to her feet and throws a kick at Chloe just as Alexis grabs her from behind. Chloe sidesteps, and the kick grazes Alexis, who does not look pleased. Before she can do more than glare Chloe tackles her and they roll across the ring and out to the floor, exchanging punches. Junior considers going out to separate them and while he’s distracted Carter LEVELS Mai with a shot from the IC title. Carter slides the belt across the ring and Punswick kicks it out to the floor before spearing a charging Stan Fulton with a flying tackle. Carter rolls Mai over and hooks the leg just as Junior turns around. He drops into position and counts One…Two…Three.

WINNERS, in 18:32, Christian Carter, Jeremy Punswick, and Chloe - the Saints of Sinners.

After the match: Cater continues the assault on Mai until Fulton throws Carter off and tackles him. The rest of the saints appear through the crowd as Alexander Darling, Ecosystem and Texpress burst through the curtain, but officials are already flooding ringside. They manage to get everyone separated before things break down further.


Chad Madison vs. Stank

Stank stalks down to the ring, fists taped up and with a look that says he has mayhem in mind, not just a win. Chad Madison strides to the ring wearing a “TexPress Tag Team Champions” T-shirt. Stank stares daggers at him as Chad does a lap around the ring. Chad leaps up on the ring apron and Stank CHARGES! Chad drops down using the ropes to slide between Stanks legs and into the ring!
When Stank turns around, Chad meets him with a forearm, and it is ON! Chad follows up with a series of European uppercuts, until Stank gets fed up and shoves him away. Stank tries a yakuza kick, Chad avoids and Stank hangs his leg up on the top rope. Chad kicks away on the back of Stank’s other leg, and ducks a back fist from Saints of Sinner’s powerhouse.
Stank decides to slow things down, and absorbs a shot from the Cowboy, but get a hold of him. Short-arm clothesline put Chad on the mat, and Stank drops a knee to the gut. Stank straddles Chad and rains down punches, Chad trying to cover, until the ref nearly gets to the 5 count. Stank stands up and intimidates the ref back a few steps then continues the assault. Irish whip into the corner, avalanche splash connects! Stank keeps the pressure on, and whips Chad to the opposite corner and barrels in for a spear – Chad swings his body up and out of the way, and Stank easts the ring post!
For the next few minutes, the match is Chad’s speed against Stank’s power – Chad is scoring more often, but when Stank hits, it is with authority, and Chad is starting to slow down, and is bleeding a little from a cut on his forehead. Stank starts focusing on the cut, but walks into a superkick that drops him to one knee. Chad rolls the dice and goes up top – flashes The Horns to the crowd and as Stank staggers to his feet, he leaps! Stank counter-charges and brickwalls Chad to the ground! Before Chad can get his bearing, Sanks spins him around, locks in a rear choke and then hits a bridging suplex!
The ref is there for the count…. 1 – 2 – 3!

Winner at 12:40 – CHAD MADISON? Chad rolled his shoulder up at the last second! Stank was pinned!

Chad and Stank both looked stunned, then as Chad get his hand raised by the ref, Stank tries to jump him! Chad was expecting it, and the two men start duking it out mid-ring! Down the aisle sprints the rest of the Sinners, Moosehead Jack and Chloe armed with their usual weaponry. Hot on their heels are Zane, Firewoman and the Murhpys! They start tearing into the ringside, and Moose slides into the ring, lining up for a HBD shot to the back, when Tommy Wilder hits the ring from the crowd, a gold belt over his shoulder! Moose sees him coming, and with a snarl takes a running swing – Wilder ducks, and when Moose turns Wilder throws the belt into the air toward Moose! Moose backs into the corner and catches the belt – CAFFIENE RUSH by Wilder! The belt explodes in Moose’s face! It had to be a plastic replica!
Stank sees Moose’s head snap back and as Jack slumps to the mat, Stank tries to grab Wilder – Chad hits the Backstabber! Chloe slashes at DK Murphy’s face with the barded branding iron, and drags Moose from the ring! LDW clotheslines himself and Zane over the railing, Carter and Punswick get separation from Daniele and Firewoman and the Saints head for the back! The White Hats stand tall!


Unsanctioned “World Heavyweight Title” Match
Tommy Wilder “©” vs. Matt Folz

Matt Folz enters first, clearly not caring what the fans think of him, and waits for the “champ” to arrive. Wilder enters the arena, still proudly carrying the OOWF World Title, to the delight of the crowd.

They circle, both men looking for an opening. Folz tries to shoot the leg, but Wilder uses his quickness to evade. Tommy throws a solid elbow, but Folz ducks it, leaving Wilder off-balance. Folz lunges, but Wilder snaps him over with an armdrag. He hangs on and locks in an armbar. Folz works his way to his feet and shoots him off. Wilder ducks a clothesline and comes back with a flying forearm, but Folz snaps him over with a powerslam. Folz stomps on Tommy and drops a leg across his throat. He pulls Wilder up and sends him into the corner. Folz drives his shoulder repeatedly into Tommy’s midsection. He lifts Tommy onto the turnbuckles and stuns him with a right hand. Tommy fights back as Folz climbs up and knocks him off the ropes. Tommy leaps and slams an elbow into Folz's skull. He sits Folz up and kicks him hard in the back then goes to the ropes and hits a running knee strike to the face. He covers, but Folz kicks out at one.

Tommy bundles Folz into the corner and attacks him with chops. Folz responds in kind, taking the advantage. He stuns Tommy with a European uppercut and hits an Irish whip. Folz charges after him, but Tommy gets a foot up. Folz staggers back, and Wilder levels him with a jumping leg lariat. Wilder pulls Folz up and snaps him over with a suplex. He floats over and pulls him up for a second one, but Folz blocks. Folz reverses, but Tommy breaks free and drops behind him. Wilder hits a German suplex and bridges, but Folz kicks out at two.

Both men are up, and Tommy catches Folz with a knee to the stomach. He tries for a gutwrench, but Folz reverses it into a Tiger suplex. He bridges, but Wilder rolls a shoulder at two. Folz rolls to his feet and catches Tommy with an elbow to the face as he gets up, then steps behind him and hammers him with crossfaces. He pulls Tommy to his feet and locks on the Tazmission. Before he can pull him back into a bodyscissors, Wilder throws himself forward into the corner, bringing Folz down face-first onto the middle turnbuckle. Wilder drags Folz to his feet and hauls him up, looking to possibly set him up for the Base Jump, but Folz grabs the top rope and pulls himself free. Wilder turns around, and Folz kicks him in the head and sends him to the ropes. He sets for a spinebuster, but Tommy leaps into it, slamming into Folz with a Thesz press. Tommy gets in several forearm shots before Folz manages to throw him off. Tommy rolls to his feet and throws a dropkick, but Folz slaps it aside. Folz stomps on Wilder’s leg and drops several elbows into his knee. He twists Tommy into an anklelock, but Tommy kicks free.

Folz tries to re-apply the anklelock, but Tommy kicks him hard in the jaw. He rolls to his knees and drives a shoulder into Folz's midsection, then plants him with a double underhook backbreaker. He pulls Folz up and stuns him with a European uppercut. He then runs up the ropes and jumps, looking for a Hurricarana, which Folz counters into a vicious sit-out powerbomb, which Wilder barely kicks out of at two.

The two men have thrown pretty much everything that they have at each other, but to no avail. The two seem ready to go at each other yet again when out comes the actual OOWF World Champion, Moosehead Jack. This prompts Wilder to go out and prevent Moose from getting back his OOWF World Title. Folz takes the opportunity to get involved in this, feeling that he should truly be the OOWF World champion, and the 3 men start brawling with one another. This causes the rest of the Saints, and pretty much every other face on the roster to come out to ringside and get involved as well. In the midst of all of the chaos, Folz is given a Low Blow from behind by Chloe, who hits the CHLOE CORKSCREW. Wilder takes advantage of the situation by getting back into the ring, running against the ropes, and takes out the Saints with a Tope Con Hilo. Wilder recovers from this, and rolls the still-unconscious Folz back into the ring. Wilder climbs to the top rope, and hits the AIRWALK. Wilder goes for the pin, gets the 3-count, and goes to ringside to grab the World title and head out through the crowd.

Winner, in 29:42, Tommy Wilder


15 Minutes of Fame w/Eric O’Mac

"C'MON MAN! And with the local DBT news, LL Cool J with a triumphant comeback, but tonight...

DON'T CALL IT A COME BACK!"

L.L. Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out” blares through the arena as it’s time for 15 Minutes of Fame with Eric O’Mac. Eric strolls down the aisle, dressed in a three piece suit and bow tie. Eric’s in the ring, along with two chairs and has his mic, along with the EricTron 6300!

Eric: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for the reception, and it's good to be back here, hosting my often duplicated, never imitate,d, always controversial talk show, 15 MINUTES OF FAME! Now, it's been a little bit of a secret who my guest is tonight. I had no idea that I'd be brought back this week, I assumed I was a one-shot deal, but management apparently wanted the past to interview the future. It gives me great pleasure to introduce to you, here, on 15 Minutes of Fame, my guest tonight. He is the CURRENT Onslaught Champion....let's give a warm welcome to The Amazing Jos!

"Amazing" by Kanye West plays as Amazing Jos walks out with the Onslaught Title. He runs in the ring, poses with the title, to applause, and shakes hands with Eric O'Mac before sitting down.

Eric: Jos, it's a pleasure to interview you tonight.

Amazing Jos: Man, the pleasure is all mine.

Eric: I specifically asked to interview you because the Onslaught division was very important to my career, and I've seen enough tape and enough matches to know that you're representing the division proudly. Let me ask you, do you have a career goal involving the Onslaught division, and if so, what is it?

Amazing Jos: Eric, I ain't gonna lie, man, I want to elevate this championship to heights that it ain't never seen! I know it was above the I-C title at one point, but I want to elevate this title so high, that it's seen on equal footing as the World Title here in the OOWF!

Eric: You're doing a great job so far, and you are taking on all challengers. It seems that Chris Evans has been a constant thorn in your side lately. He's a former World Champion, some how, would defeating him to retain your championship give you and the title more credibility?

Amazing Jos: Of course man! Like I said last week, I have barely scratched the surface as Onslaught Champion, and I ain't going to let some punk ass like Chris Evans, former World Champ or not, get in my way!

Voice: Oh really?

*The fans boo as Chris Evans walks out, interrupting the proceedings in the ring. Evans walks and talks on his way down to the ring. *

Chris Evans: So, I'm a punk ass, am I? Let me let you in one a little secret, "Amazing" Jos, what you've done with the Onslaught Championship is a steaming pile of bull shit compared to what I did as World Champ!

Amazing Jos: Man, if that's the case, maybe next time we fight, you won't have to resort to hitting a man in his junk to get out of a fight like last week!

Chris Evans: Oh, I clearly could have defeated you last week, but where's the fun in that? I want all of the shitstain to enjoy the ride, because your time as champion is up when I say it is!

Amazing Jos: Hey, man, get your ass in here, and we will settle it right now!

Eric: No, Jos, that won't be necessary. The Eric Tron is really expensive - besides, don't you two have a match later tonight?

Chris Evans: Ah, yes, Eric O'Mac, we meet again. Heard from that slut Shawn Johnson lately? Of course not, you doped her up and hid her away like the little whore she is.

Eric: Man, you don't want to go there.

Chris Evans: But I just did! You see, Eric, you've always been a bit of a loser. You were a loser when the OOWF was at war, you were a loser as General Manager, and you were a loser in the Brass Knuckle Kings...and now, the entire world knows that you are a washed-up retired junkie who's still a damn loser.

Eric: Big words, man, but you weren't saying that shit when Bryce Larson and I elevated your ass in the Brass Knuckle Kings. We put you on the map!

Chris Evans: No, I put myself on the map. You see, your leadership in the Brass Knuckle Kings was laughable. The fact is, I carried that stable. I tried to keep it together after you and Bryce lost those tag team titles, and then I help found the New Guard, and I carried that stable too! I never needed anyone except a chiropractor - to fix my back after all the carrying I've done!

Another Voice: Wait just a damn minute...

*The fans boo even harder as Matt Folz walks out. Evans slides in the ring and Jos and Eric stand up.*

Matt Folz: YOU carried the New Guard, Chris? I don't think so! You see, it's the same old, played out routine with you. The only reason you were a champion of anything, Chris, was because you were saved by your so-called "peons!" And when I win the title, it will be because I won it on my own! And when I retain the the title, it will be because I am THAT. DAMN. GOOD!

Eric: Excuse me, ladies? If you want to have your bitchfights, take it backstage. At least then, when you kiss and make up, no one will be around to see it.

Matt Folz: You know, Eric, maybe you should go find another beer bottle or another needle and shoot up, since that's the only thing you're good at now.

Amazing Jos: Man, I'm tired of you running yo damn mouth. I'm tired of both of your punk asses...where I'm from, scores were settled with their fists and not their mouth! So bring yo A game...I'll bring my A++++ game!

*Chris Evans takes the the initiative and throws the first punch and Jos throws punches back. Folz slides in and we've got a Pier 3 brawl. Eric takes a step back, knowing he doesn't need to get involved. The brawl spills over the floor in front of the entrance ramp and Eric walks over and looks up and sees....

GHOSTHEAD! GHOSTHEAD IS STARRING DOWN ERIC!

Eric stares at Ghosthead while the brawl is still taking place, then removes his jacket. He points at Ghosthead, runs off the ropes, and delivers a SUICIDE DIVE to all three wrestlers! Everyone is down! The fans are going wild as Eric gets to his feet slowly...he looks up and Ghosthead is no where to be found...but LJ Bennett is out with a microphone!

Bennett: Damnit, you four need to break it up! Evans, Jos, you have a match tonight...as a matter of fact, get a referee out here, get Firewoman out here, get Jason Allen out here, clear the ring, and let's get this match started!

*The referees break up the brawl and send Matt Folz to the back. Eric walks over, grabs his jacket and sits down at the commentary table...


Onslaught Title Proving Ground
Amazing Jos © vs. Firewoman vs. Chris Evans vs. Jason Allen

It’s time for a star-studded Onslaught Championship Proving Ground match, and uncharacteristically, the Champion Amazing Jos enters first to a big ol’ pop! Little known fact: when Jos isn’t busy being AMAAAAAZING, he’s at least reasonably unorthodox. Jason Allen comes out next to “Diary of Jane” and after slapping a few hands, comes in and jaws a little with Jos, per history. The excitement building in the crowd quickly turns to boos as Chris Evans makes his way down, scoffing at Allen and pointing at the belt. Jos raises it high before Firewoman makes four, and he hands it off to the referee as Queen Bee makes her entrance.

The groups immediately pair off—Fire and Evans come at each other and Allen and Jos take immediately to blows as the bell rings. Fire and Evans are always in a competition to outdo each other, immediately going to a chain wrestling pace. Evans takes early side-headlock, Fire flips him and kicks him into the corner, Evans goes low and catches a leg, flipping Fire onto her back and getting a one count…Evans goes around for a suplex, Fire reverses the suplex, back and forth…Jos and Allen are trading blows outside, playing with a little Parkour in their flips as Jos leaps from barricade onto the ring apron and catches Allen with a nasty kick—and suddenly, Evans nails Jos as he turns an involuntary toss by Fire into a voluntary baseball slide into the Amazing One!

Fire rolls to the outside as Evans is kicking Jos against the barricade…before she runs, she looks down at Allen and goes “eh, why not,” rolling him into the ring. She gives him a couple tight elbows to the head, and goes up to the top rope for a BEST FIRESAU—no! Allen catches her coming down with a EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! It looks and IS nasty, as Allen quickly goes for the cover: a breathless kickout in two, and both are taking a moment to rest…

Meanwhile, Evans has taken advantage outside in the fans, where he oh-so-accidentally dropped Jos’s knee into a steel chair (“oh gee whilikers” was the quote, I believe) and has been dropping elbows across the knee when he sees Allen and Firewoman down. He rushes to the ring and tries to hit a diving clothesline to Fire, but Fire scouts him and leaps with a dropkick! Evans grabs his gut and rolls out of the ring in pain. She turns around…right into a Pele Kick from Allen! Fire falls into the corner and Allen is looking to captalize…

…until he hears, “YO, BITCH!” and turns around right into a SICK KICK from Amazing Jos! Back up, Fire helps toss him from the ring and begins exchanging blows with the Onslaught Champion! The former World Champion does a good job of countering Jos’s kick, finally catching on heel and flipping on his guy (dude bumps like Ziggler!) After a bit of knockaround, Fire catches Jos on the top rope and is looking for a superplex—but Allen is up and trying to yank them both down. Thinking fast, as soon as Allen takes a step up, Jos uses all his strength to shove Fire and Allen off on top of each other.

As Jos stands alone on the second turnbuckle, Evans is running in and BAM! Enziguri kick to the knee again! Jos stumbles down and Evans slams him with a Northern Lights! Evans hops to the top, makes an E-sign (for Evans?) and leaps…WITH AN O’MAC ATTACK FROG SPLASH! Evans lands on Jos…1-2-3!

Winner in 9:23…CHRIS EVANS!

JR: Winning with the O’Mac Attack? Evans is sending a message here tonight!

Razz: Really? What was the message?

JR: Um…he’s sending a message!


Sanctioned OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Moosehead Jack © vs. Ecosystem


Eco comes to the ring first – alone, oddly enough. He paces back and forth in the middle of the ring waiting for Moose to make his entrance. Moose’s music fires up and the champ comes out, still without his title, accompanied by Chloe. Moose has an evil grin on his face as he makes his way to the ring. The champ steps between the ropes and waits in the corner while Chloe skips around the ring taunting Juni. The referee calls for the bell, Chloe bails out of the ring and Moose moves toward the middle of the ring and just stares at Eco and smirks. Eco glares at Moose, then takes a swing, but Moose avoids his swing and retaliates…….by grabbing Eco and armdragging him to the mat?

Moose pins Eco’s arm to the mat and drives several knees into his elbow, then rolls him over and hammerlocks him trying for a quick submission. Eco works to his feet and uses the ropes to flip over Moose’s back. Eco lands on his feet and steps back motioning for Moose to come at him, Moose does…..and locks up with Eco. Eco looks at the referee clearly not expecting this, and backs Moose into the corner. The referee calls for a clean break, Eco breaks, slowly backing away. Moose yells at Eco to hit him and points at his jaw. Eco seems to consider it, but shakes his head, so Moose hauls off and SLAPS the taste out of Eco’s mouth! Eco lunges at Moose, but Moose ducks between the ropes and the referee steps in and forces Eco to back away.

The match continues on, Eco gains the advantage and throws Moose out of the ring and tries to turn it into a brawl, but each time Moose heads back inside the ring and wrestles. Eco shows his frustration with the match but snapping at the referee. The momentary distraction allows Moose to grab Eco from behind and dump him on the mat with a German suplex, bridge, and get a two count. Eco kicks out and gets to his feet and ducks a clothesline attempt and as Moose stops and turns around, Eco catches him with a BICYCLE KICK! Eco pulls Moose up and shoves him into the corner and HAMMERS him with punches to the face, but instead of fighting back, Moose covers up to protect himself, then finally manages to duck in the ropes again, forcing the break.

Eco backs off and Moose comes out of the corner. They lock up again and Moose grabs an arm wringer, Eco reverses it and Moose tries a clothesline, but Eco grabs him and hits a belly to back suplex. As Moose stands, Eco charges in and catches him with a SHINING WIZARD that sends the champ between the ropes to the floor. Eco gets a head of steam and dives between the ropes and slams into Moose, driving him into the steel. Eco pulls Moose up by the hair and throws him into the guard rail. Moose slams into the steel and slumps to the floor. He grins in pain, and motions for Eco to bring it. Eco charges in and connects with a boot to the face that slams the back of Moose’s head into the steel. The champ is dazed! Eco throws him into the ring, but when he goes to follow, Chloe grabs his leg.

Eco grabs Chloe and pulls her onto the apron and sets her up for the FINAL CUT! But Moose recovers and grabs Eco and lifts him into the ring and hits the GO TO SLEEP FOREVER! Eco slumps to the mat, eyes glassy. Before Moose can do anything, the crowd roars and we see Tommy Wilder on the top of the ramp! Moose sees him and he goes wild with rage and takes off out of the ring after him. Wilder, being much faster, easily keeps his distance from Moose, but Moose pursues him anyway.

Inside the ring, Eco is on one knee and Chloe has slipped into the ring and waits behind him. Eco turns around and Chloe grabs him and hits the CORKSCREW! She no sooner hits the move when Mai and Stan hit the ring. They corner her, but before they can attack, LD Williams, Christian Carter, Jeremy Punswick and Stank hit the ring. They get the jump on Stan and Mai, but the numbers game doesn’t last long as Chad, Zane, Firewoman and the Murphy’s come out from the back as well. The Saints lost the numbers game, so they bail out of the ring. And back up the ramp.

Ghosthead comes through the crowd and hops the railing. He grabs Fire’s leg and pulls her out of the ring and the two of them brawl around the ring for a moment before the White Hats intervene. Ghost hops the barricade again and heads up the stairs, glaring at Fire the whole time. The referee has completely lost control of this and throws the match out.

WINNER – No Contest in 15:14



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