OOWF Midweek Mayhem
Live from Ord, Nebraska
Wednesday, July 24th 2013
Jason Allen vs. The Word[/a]
Bach's Fugue in D Minor brings out Father Lou, who blesses the crowd before the shimmering white pyro brings out The Word. Father Lou walks behind the big man to ringside, climbs the steps ahead of him, and holds the ropes so The Word can climb in. The big man returns the favor so that his manager can climb in, and Father Lou walks to all four sides of the ring and blesses the crowd as The Word stands in the corner, arms crossed.
Breaking Benjamin's Diary of Jane brings out Jason Allen who runs around the ring slapping hands with the fans. Allen leaps over the rope and raises his hands to the cheers of the fans.
But the cheers don't last long as The Word quickly attacks Allen with a solid beatdown. The Word hits Allen with JUDGEMENT! The Word covers, but Allen kicks out at two. More beatdown from The Word, who locks in a front face lock and starts to lift Allen, but Allen begins throwing hard fists into the midsection of The Word and fights out, The masked man stands up, and Allen hits the ENZIGURI. The Word is stunned and Allen is able to pull out a ROYAL FLUSH! Allen hooks both legs and gets the upset win over The Word!
Winner in 7:34 – Jason AllenAllen quickly rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp, while Father Lou rolls into the ring and is having a conniption. The Word, meanwhile, looks at Allen and just nods his head.
Salvation (Stan Fulton & Ecosystem) vs. Pretty Hate Machine (Firewoman & Miranda)In a sign of attempted humility by Eco, he comes out to his partner’s music and tries to get a “Let’s Go Stan” chant rolling once in the ring, as Fulton chuckles a little bit. (No Pun Intended). Salvation’s here, and judging by the music, they’re facing off against the beloved Firewoman and her upstart protégé, Miranda. Fire and Eco exchange nods to start, while Stan can’t help his spikes of gentlemanliness and helps lowers the ropes for Miranda. After Stan and Miranda play a quick game of rock-paper-scissors, Stan opts to begin against Firewoman.
We’ve seen this before, though it’s always exciting—Stan starts off with careful power moves, trying to prevent Fire from finding an opening on his big body, while Firewoman steps up the agility to try to find an advantage. Finally, Fire ducks under a big swinging arm and hits a few knees to the side before Stan swings a back elbow to knock her back. Fire is undaunted, however, as she keeps coming at the side until Stan finally hits one knee—and Fire kicks him in the face, good for one until the kick out.
Fire gears up her famed leverage, looking to flip Fulton over on his back—but The Crusher has too much gas in the tank, and drops down, tossing Firewoman with a German suplex, and a second, and a third to plant her in front of the turnbuckles! Stan Fulton climbs up to the second…and even third turnbuckle! At this point, Firewoman quickly gets up (fast recovery or possum?) and runs to the turnbuckle—and here goes the FIRECARANA to send Stan flying! Stan’s landing shakes the ring enough to drop Fire down on landing! Stan gets the tag to Ecosystem, who hops over the ropes as Fire rises, smiling at her as she turns around. Eco and Fire trade blows, Eco whipping Fire into the turnbuckles, Eco aims for the superkick, Fire spin-dodges, cutter! Fire hops up to the second rope, BEST FIRESAULT EVER—until Eco catches Fire with her old flame’s CODEBREAKER! Fire springs off FLYING into her corner, where Miranda tags in!
Eco and Miranda pace in a circle…and Eco smiles, while Miranda looks quizzically. He grabs her hand—and spins her. Miranda pops up into tango position, spins Eco himself, dips him…and drops him to the ground!
Eco: “Ah, my sister taught you that.” (Miranda giggles.)
Eco kips up—right into a kick in the gut from Miranda. Miranda goes into Young Fury, striking Eco so fast he’s forced to take a defensive stance in the corner…Miranda backs up and charges, but she catches a Christian Pop-Kick! Miranda stumbles back, and when she gets her footing, Eco leaps to drop her with a diving clothesline! Eco takes over with speedy strikes, but when he stops to jaw with the recovered Firewoman—but Miranda takes the break to drop Eco with an Enziguri! A near fall for the rookie! Miranda whips the stunned Eco into the opposite turnbuckle hard. She backs up and charges with a big splash attempt—but Eco dodges! Miranda lands face-first on the top turnbuckle and flops back! Ecosystem quickly tags Stan in, who hesitates a moment before entering and climbing the second rope—Fire sees it coming and runs in, but Ecosystem manages to hold her back for a moment as Stan comes down with a AVALANCHE! 1-2-3!
Winners in 8:42…Salvation!Stan looks ambivalent about the win, helping Miranda up and glad to see she’s only in discomfort. Fire also looks grumpy, though Ecosystem whispers something to her and she does laugh before going back to Miranda.
Chloe vs. Matt Folz"Shoots and Ladders" by Korn starts up and Chloe makes her way to the ring. She laughs as "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" begins to play and Matt Folz comes out, limping severely after his attack by the Saints of Sinners. The referee calls for the bell and this one is underway.
Chloe immeadiately kicks at Folz's injured ankle. She hits a clothesline and then starts stomping on Folz's ankle. She looks for an ankle lock, but Folz quickly makes it to the ropes. Chloe backs off as the referee breaks them. Folz tries to limp back to his feet, only to be taken back down by a chopblock to his ankle. Chloe looks to again use Folz's own ankle lock against him, but Folz reverses to a small package, holding Chloe's tights for a close 2 count.
An enraged Chloe kicks out and tries for another clothesline, but Folz ducks under and locks in the Folzmission! Folz locks it in tight and looks to finish, Chloe looks like she's about to tap when Chris Evans comes out of the locker room and distracts the referee. Folz releases the hold and comes over to start yelling at Evans. Folz turns back and gets nailed by a low blow by Chloe.
Winner by Disqualification in 3:37- Matt Folz.After the match Evans just looks at Folz and laughs before heading back to the locker room. Chloe picks Folz up and plants him with a DDT, then drags him over to the corner and repeatedly slams his injured ankle into the ringpost. Moosehead Jack comes out to watch with a smile as Chloe then takes two chairs, places one on the mat, sets Folz up and nails a Con-chair-to of her own. She looks at Moose who nods and motions her to do it again. Chloe nails him again and then slides out of the ring. Folz is not moving at all. OOWF Medical comes rushing out to help him as Moose and Chloe leave to a huge chorus of boos
Banned from Everywhere vs. Murphy’s LawInsane in the Brain by Cypress Hill brings out Awesome Bill from Dawsonville and Justin Sane, still dressed in the remnants of their tuxedos from Justin's date with Miranda, aboard Drunkey and Drunkette. Behind this mess is Ellie May from Ellijay, riding her likkercycle and towing the ever-present cooler of what might be PCPL. Bill and Justin stumble into the ring and wave to the crowd. Ellie May hands Bill a Mason Jar and he downs the contents, shakes his head, and lets out a rebel yell...
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Dropkick Murphys “The Dirty Glass” brings out DK and Daniella, aka Murphys Law. DK Murphy comes out in a good mood slapping hands with the fans while Daniella is just solidly focused on the ring. As they enter the ring Bill and Ellie hand the Murphys a pint jar and Bill and the Murphys toast the crowd.
Bill and DK start out with the usual test of strength. DK backs Bill to the ropes and throws him across the ring. Bill ducks a clothesline but loses his balance and falls out of the ring and on top of Drunkey who takes a lap around the ring before Bill falls off. Ellie May helps Bill up and gives him a pint to finish before he gets back on the apron and into the ring. Bill tries to figure out which DK is the real one and locks up when he finds the right one.
After some more big man action between DK and Bill, Bill inadvertantly lets DK get to the corner and Daniella tags in and the big woman is able to make serious progress against Bill who escapes the Chomp...ok, he falls down before Daniella can pull it off...and rolls over to tag in Justin who comes in all House of...well, he gets in a dropkick or two before Daniella grabs Justin and throws him into the corner and follows up with a spear. A second attempt though sees Justin falling down and Daniella flying into the post. Justin climbs the corner and hits the Moment of Clarity! He goes to cover but DK breaks up the pin. Justin pounds on his chest...almost knocking himself over in the process, and screams...
D o u g h a w k !All the lights go out, we hear a crowd chanting “Yes We Can”, the sound of Dean Martin falling down a flight of steps landing on the Golddiggers, the sound of the royal baby crying,
Edward Khil's Trololo, and the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra playing the chorus of Radio Gaga.
The lights come up, and Justin is wearing his tuxedo backwards on top of the Columbian Announce Table, Bill is in the middle of the ring wearing his red long underwear, and DK and Daniella are just standing there. They look at each other, nod, and hit the CALL OF THE WILD on Bill. Daniella covers, and that's it.
Winners in 11:23 – Murphy's LawThe Murphys roll out of the ring and head up the ramp while Ellie May gets Bill and Justin on their donkeys and heading up the ramp and out of the arena.
Saints of Sinners (Jeremy Punswick & Christian Carter) vs. Mai Muyo & Alexis DarlingJeremy Punswick and Christian Carter enter as a unit—still a foreign idea to the LBCW aficionado, but only familiar ire from the OOWF fans, as Christian Carter wears the IC strap mockingly. The real champion, Mai Muyo, enters in a flash of pink fireworks, cartwheeling in and slapping hands. Alexis Darling chooses to enter separately, but the two slide in together, exchanging words as to who should begin.
Alexis Darling chooses to start off against Jeremy Punswick, and she’s right on top of Puns, firing away with strikes and near-falls to pull a surprise victory and a statement. Alexis gets reckless however, giving Punswick enough space off a charge for him to reverse a knee into a leg sweep and pound away on Alexis. The two go to the outside, and Alexis beckons for a dive from Mai when the Darling sister kicks Punswick to the ground, but Mai is resistant to illegally strike—until Carter comes around and clotheslines Alexis in the back of the head! Mai pops to the second rope and comes down with a dropkick to Carter’s head! As Mai and Carter fight over by the guardrails, Punswick quickly throws Alexis into the ring and goes for a cover: 1-2-no dice!
Punswick retains the advantage in the ring now, however, aiming for a bit more ground and pound. It’s looking dark outside as well, as Carter hooks up Mai for a powerbomb BUT—say it with me—YOU CAN’T POWERBOMB MAI MUYO! Mai springboards off Carter’s back—sending him stumbling into the ring ropes—and lands on the apron, tagging herself in on Alexis! Jeremy swings, Mai ducks and leaps, spinning kick from the ropes to the chest!
Mai is kicking and leaping D-Bry style, and Punswick is clearly getting winded—but back on the apron, Christian Carter is heading through the ropes with the Intercontinental Championship belt! Alexis gets up and tries to pull it away; Carter is mighty big, but she kicks his hands away—and spins around with the belt as Mai turns around! Mai thinks Alexis was looking for a cheap shot on her and goes to snatch it, the two tug while Alexis yells, and finally, Alexis gets frustrated and gives it back…BY KNOCKING IT INTO MAI’s HEAD!
Before Alexis can react to her own instinct, Punswick tackles her down and rolls out of the ring. Carter has tagged in! He hooks the knocked out Mai Muyo up—FALL FROM GRACE! 1-2-3! Carter has pinned the Intercontinental Champion!
Winner by pinfall in 10:22…The Saints of Sinners!Punswick and Carter exit laughing to the boos of the crowd, as Alexis and Mai couldn’t keep it together! Alexis re-enters the ring as Mai rises….and is furious, SHOVING Alexis off as she extends a hand! Alexis seems more surprised than ready to retaliate—this is not really Mai’s style— and the crowd is buzzing for more…but Mai just snatches her championship and heads backstage.
Chad Madison vs. LD WilliamsThe bel sounds and LD and Chad circle each other slowly. LD takes Chad down and mounts him, raining down lefts and rights and drawing a warning from the official. Chad gets to his feet and is greeted by a running kneelift. LD backs him into a corner and bulldogs him out of it. A cover nets barely a 2 count. Chad crawls to the ropes and eats another knee to the face. LD hits a Rolling German Suplex. And a Second. And a third. And Another! AND ANOTHER! He bridges on the 5th one and gets a 1...2..No! Chad rolls just in time. Irish whip and Chad ducks a clothesline, hits the opposite side.. Flying Lariat! Chad pops up and dropkicks LD. And again! AND AGAIN! And ONCE MORE before LD can get to his feet. Chad drops an elbow and covers for a 2 count. LD swings at Chad once he's on his feet, Chad ducks and hits an Atomic Drop. Chad sets LD up on the turnbuckle and climbs up.. SUPERPLEX! both men crash hard and no one stirs. The referee starts to count to 10, and makes it all the way to 8 before Chad can pull himself up and stop the count. He kneelifts LD, then backs up and hits SWEET CHIN MUSIC! LD collapses to the mat and Chad sinks to his knees, then crawls over for the cover. 1...2...NO!
Chad swings and misses. LD hooks him and BRIDGING DRAGON SUPLEX! Chad is folded in half! 1...2....NO!
Again no 3 count. LD beats Chad to his feet and snaps off a DDT. LD drags him to the middle of the ring and starts to lock in a Sharpshooter. Chad counters. Small Package! 1...2..No! LD reverses it 1...2...No! Chad re-reverses it 1...2..LD grabs the rope and the referee calls for a break. LD is to his feet first. he spins Chad around and sends him shoulder first between the turnbuckles and into the post. Chad slumps in the corner, and LD grabs him around the waist CHAOS THEORY! 1....2...NO! Chad kicks out and pops to his feet. Chad jumps.. STANDING HURRICANRANA! LD rolls through and comes up in a Sunset Flip 1...2...No! LD holds on to Chad's waist as he gets to his feet & before Chad can stop it CANADIAN DESTROYER! LD covers 1....2...3!
Winner, in 11:29, LD Williams!Post Match, LD stares down at Chad as crawl to the ropes and pulls himself to his knees, but does not attack before heading back up the ramp.
Tommy Wilder & Zane Myers vs. Saints of Sinners (Moosehead Jack & Stank)Zane and Wilder are out first, and before the Saints music can even play, Moose and Stank storm the ring. Zane and Stank attack one another outside the ring and brawl, Moose climbs onto the apron and eyes Wilder maniacally, then slowly steps between the ropes. Moose charges at Wilder, but Wilder lands a drop kick to Moose’s knee dropping him to the mat. As Moose gets to his feet a spinning heel kick sends him back to the corner. Wilder charges into the corner and runs up Moose’s chest and backflips back to the middle of the ring. Moose snarls and charges out of the corner, but Wilder takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold, then kips to his feet and drops a leg across the back of the champ’s head.
On the outside, Zane and Stank are throwing haymakers at one another. Zane starts to get the better of the exchange when Stank grabs him by the back of the head and slams him in the face with a headbutt. Zane staggers and Stank KILLS him with a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! Stank mounts Zane and HAMMERS him with punches to the face, then grabs him by the head and pulls him to his feet. Stank tries to whip Zane into the guard rail, but Zane reverses it and Stank hits the steel. Zane charges in, but Stank catches him with a big boot to the face that staggers the Texan. Stank catches Zane with a kick to the gut, then lifts him and SLAMS him onto the apron with an APRON BOMB!
Inside the ring, Moose is back on his feet and trying to corner Wilder, but Tommy is too fast. Moose lunges at him, but Wilder rolls under Moose’s arms, gets to his feet behind him and catches him with a dropkick that sends Moose sternum first into the corner. As Moose staggers backward, Wilder hits a LUNGBLOWER then follows that with a standing moonsault! Wilder covers, but Moose kicks out at two! Tommy waits for Moose to get up and peppers him with kicks to the legs and side before another spinning heel kick sends Moose against the ropes. Wilder grabs Moose by the head and charges into the corner and hits SLICED BREAD #2! Wilder covers again, but once again Moose kicks out.
On the outside, Stank has Zane pinned against the steel and is driving knees into his face. Zane’s nose is bleeding heavily, likely broken, but Stank doesn’t slow down. He drops to his knee and straight chokes Zane. Another referee appears and tries to stop it, but Stank just glares at him. Stank finally breaks the hold and pulls Zane up and lifts him for a STANK-U but Zane slips off his shoulders and shoves Stank who slams into the ring post face first! As Stank stagers backward, Zane grabs him around the waist and hits a BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX on the floor! The crowd pops a HOLY SHIT chant as both men remain down.
Inside the ring, Wilder is feeding off the crowd. He has Moose stunned and heads to the apron waiting to spring back in and attack. What Wilder doesn’t see is Chloe charging toward the ring. As Wilder springs to the top rope, Chloe grabs his foot and pulls it off the ropes, Wilder falls, and hits the top rope stomach first and flips into the ring, clearly in pain. Moose explodes with rage and mounts Wilder and HAMMERS him mercilessly with punches to the face! Moose reaches into his shorts and pulls out a chain and wraps it around his fist and starts punching Wilder in the face until he is a bloody mess. Jack pulls Tommy to his feet and sends him to the rope and lands a BUISAKU KNEE to the face! Wilder falls to the mat and Moose calls for a chair from Chloe. As soon as she throws it into the ring, the referee calls for the bell.
WINNERS in 12:14 by disqualification – Tommy Wilder & Zane MyersMoose waits for Wilder to get to his feet, then SLAMS the chair down on his head, dropping him to the mat. On the outside, Zane gets to his feet, but not for long. Chloe slides out of the ring and SLAMS him upside the head with her branding iron. She and Stank put the boots to Zane, but this brings out Chad Madison! Chad races to the ring, followed closely by Stan Fulton, Mai Muyo, Amazing Jos, and the Murphys! Chloe and Stank bail from ringside and escape into the ring with Moose. The White Hats slowly circle the ring, but LD Williams, Christian Carter and Jeremy Punswick come from the back with weapons!
Punswick has a baseball bat, he lands a shot to Jos’s ribs that drops him to the floor. Carter has a steel pipe, he goes after Mai and after a brief flurry from Mai, manages to crack her right on the knee, dropping her to the floor. Inside the ring Stank, Moose and Chloe leave the ring and join the brawl. Moose rummages under the ring and grabs HDBIV and catches Daniella from behind as she fights with Williams. LD and Stank then go after Chad and Zane again. Carter grabs a bag from under the ring and soon enough we see what’s inside……..handcuffs.
Punswick grabs a chair and slams it down on DK, then he and Carter handcuff him to the ropes. They continue on their rampage until Daniella, Chad, Zane, Mai and Fulton are all cuffed to the ropes. The Saints beat them mercilessly until they are all bleeding and barely conscious. While this is going on, Moose stands over Wilder in the middle of the ring and repeatedly brings a chair down on his back. This is a SLAUGHTER folks! There is blood everywhere! LD and Stank are wearing Chad and Zane out with baseball bat shots, and Stank grabs a belt and whips the shit out of them both. Carter slams the Intercontinental title repeatedly into Mai’s face. This brings Eco, Fire and Miranda out from the back, but Punswick, Carter and Chloe cut them off and they brawl on the ramp.
While all this is going on, Danny Taylor walks out onto the stage and just stands there with a blank expression on his face. Moose looks directly into Danny’s eyes and pulls Wilder to a sitting position in the ring and puts the scalpel to his throat. Danny’s eyes go wide, Moose smirks then runs the blade across Wilder’s forehead, leaving a nasty gash that POURS blood. Moose laughs maniacally and traps Wilder in the JI-ENDO! Wilder struggles for a minute, then goes limp, having passed out from blood loss and pain. Danny doesn’t move as an army of officials and PHWF wrestlers flood the ring and pull Moose off of Wilder and try to get the White Hats uncuffed. The Saints cut bait and bail, escaping to the back in the confusion. On his way back Moose and Danny stare at one another, Moose lifts his hands and shows them to Danny…..they are covered in Wilder’s blood. A tense moment passes, then LD and Stank grab Moose and pull him to the back, just as an angry Fire charges up the ramp and throws a chair at him. The chair misses its mark, but Fire storms up to Danny and yells “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?” she gets no response, shakes her head and goes back to helping her fellow wounded White Hats.
The camera focuses on Danny Taylor’s face which still registers no emotion. Just before we fade, Danny’s eyes narrow, and we finally see the spark of something…..but what?
Danny Taylor vs. Alexander DarlingAlexander walks to the ring, gladhanding as he goes, to thunderous applause. HERE COMES THE BOOM! and Dynamite Danny Taylor arrives, to a similar ovation, although the crowd mus be wondering which DDT is showing up today. Alexander and Danny shake hands in the ring, and we get the bell.
There's some hesitation at first. Alexander looks like he's asking Taylor questions, which is silly, since Danny can't respond. Finally, though, we get an almost imperceptible nod from Taylor. Alexander grins and says "Let's go then." And they lock up and then settle into a very old school series of armdrags and the like, shoulder rolls, some rope work, etc. Taylor lands Alex with a quick basic suplex, but Alex kips up and turns to face Taylor. Taylor looks at Alex and grins, and Alex returns the grin, and the crowd goes wild. Looks like the old Danny just might be back.
Another lock up and this time the intensity is up. Friendship ends at some point when you step under the ropes, and we have reached this point, as instead of just trying to get a feel for each other (hawt!), now each man is stepping up to challenge the other. Alexander is quite good at this game and Darling puts together a series of ropework and not QUITE high flying, but he uses the ropes to his advantage to level the height difference between the two. He leaps and hits a pretty sweet Tornado DDT, then floats over and gets Danny into a crossface (TOO SOON!). Danny is close enough to the ropes that with a few Reaches of Incredible Drama he makes it, and Alexander breaks the hold.
Danny pulls himself up the ropes, and turns into an attempted superkick from Alex. It's only attempted because DDT sees it and dodges, leaving Alex hung up on the ropes. Danny recovers and turns getting Alex into a double rear hammerlock. He lifts him up and holds him there for a while until he gets to the center of the ring and then reverses and slams Alexander down face first onto the mat. I hope he protected his nose! Danny goes to try and get the Twisting Neckbreaker Trap, but Alexander fights out of it and gets to the ropes for a bit of a break himself, but DDT is on a roll now. He runs the ropes and launches himself at Alex, but Alex spies it and pulls the rope down so Danny flies out to the floor. Alex spies his opportunity and TOPE CON HILO out to a barely standing Danny.
Both bodies crash to the floor, and the referee starts the count. At about 5, Danny is able to get in the ring. At 6, he rolls back out and grabs Alex, rolling him into the ring, as well. Not willing to take the countout? That's old school DDT! Danny waits for Alex to get to his feet, and then the fight is back on, and the intensity is even stronger. Each man brings his all and they exchange the big moves. Back and forth they go, and they start to try to pin or get the other one into a submission hold, but keep coming up short. This goes on for a good long while too, with every near fall making the crowd think this is it, and as they count along one, two....NO!!!!! They erupt into cheers. Darling sets up the Darling Driver, getting Danny up...and....NO!
Danny shifts and lands behind Darling, getting him into the double underhook and...DYNAMITE DROP! He makes the pin, one ... two... THREE!!!!
Your winner in 25:33, Dynamite Danny TaylorAfter the match, Danny helps Alex to his feet. Alex pulls his arm away angrily, then turns, looks at Danny, and extends his hand for a handshake, saying "Welcome Back." Danny grins, takes his hand, and they shake and then pull each other into a manhug. Alex is whispering something into Danny's ear and Danny is nodding. They separate and Alex raises Danny's hand and points to him, before exiting the ring so Danny can soak in the "Welcome Back" chant.
Onslaught Title MatchAmazing Jos © vs. Chris EvansChris Evans enters the area first, taunting the fans as he makes his way to the ring. Evans climbs the turnbuckles and poses to a chorus of boos. He smirks as he hops down and stretches in his corner. The OOWF Onslaught Champion receives a considerably warmer reaction, as the crowd fairly explodes as Amazing Jos steps onto the stage. The champion slaps hands on his way to the ring, and then climbs in and poses on the turnbuckles, holding his championship high. He hands the belt to referee Davis Hightower, who displays it to the crowd and hands it to ringside. Hightower calls both men to the centre of the ring, gives them their instructions, and calls for the bell.
Both competitors have the gift of gab, so words are exchanged until Evans punctuates his remarks with a slap and Jos rebuts with a spear. Evans throws him off and rolls to his feet, He aims a kick at Jos when he gets up, but Jos catches it. The champion spins Evans around and hits an atomic drop, and then goes to the ropes and levels the challenger with a clothesline. Jos sits Evans up and kicks him in the back, then pivots and drives a kick into his chest. He goes to the ropes and drops a knee into the challenger's head. He covers, but only gets one.
Jos pulls Evans to his feet and stuns him with a European uppercut. He sends the challenger into the corner and follows with a back elbow, but Evans moves out of the way. Evans takes over with a series of chops and kicks, pummelling Jos in the corner. Hightower orders him back, but gets ignored.
Chris Evans has used his first warning.Evans glares at the referee before dragging the champion out of the corner and onto his shoulders Evans hits a Samoan drop and bounces to his feet. He springs off the second turnbuckle into a double stomp. He pulls Jos to his feet and snaps him over with a suplex, then goes to the ropes. Jos rolls out of the way of a lionsault, but Evans lands on his feet and catches the champion with a superkick. Jos falls back against the ropes and Evans lunges at him. Jos ducks his shoulder and levers the challenger over the ropes. Evans lands on the apron, grabs Jos' head, and clotheslines him on the top rope as he drops to the floor. Evans hops back onto the apron and scales the ropes. He drives an elbow into the champion's throat and covers,but Jos kicks out at two.
Evans gets in a couple of shots to the champion's head before pulling him to his feet. Evans sends Jos into the corner and follows him in, but Jos springs off the second rope into a back elbow. Jos rolls to his feet and goes to the ropes, catching Evans with a kick to the chest as he sits up. Jos pulls Evans up and hits the Shut the Hell Up! He covers, but Evans rolls a shoulder just in time.
Jos pulls Evans up and throws the Falcon kick, but Evans ducks it . He connects with a low blow out of Hightower's view, then sets the champion up for the Way of the Future. Jos backdrops out of it. As the back-and-forth continues, neither man notices Matt Folz stroll to ringside. Folz circles the ring, watching the action. He climbs onto the apron as Jos hits the Shut the Hell Up v2.o, then steps into the ring and punches the champion in the face. Hightower can't ignore this and calls for the bell.
WINNER, by disqualification, and still OOWF Onslaught Champion, in 11:06, Amazing Jos.After the match: Folz looks from champion to challenger, smirking and shaking his head. As he turns to leave the ring, Evans launches himself from the mat and slams into him with a forearm. Evans pummels Folz against the ropes and Folz responds in kind. Folz gains a momentary advantage and sends Evans across the ring. He elevates Evans for a spinebuster, but Evans drives a knee into his jaw, knocking him back. Evans lands on his feet and immediately snaps off the Eye of the Storm. Folz tumbles back into the ropes and Evans takes them both to the floor with a clothesline. The brawl continues on the floor. Jos watches this for a few moments, then decides to take action. He rebounds off the opposite ropes and sprints across the ring, flying over the ropes with a no-ands plancha and crashing into Evans and Folz, sending all three tumbling up the aisle. Security floods the aisle, separating the three men and forcing them to the back.
Special Attraction Onslaught RulesEric O’Mac vs. GhostheadThe lights darken and Sevendust’s “My Ruin” hits. The spotlight is on Ghosthead as he walks down the ramp to the ring. As he enters the ring, white fog envelopes the mat and billows over to the floor covering the ring mat and concrete surrounding the ring. He perches on top of one of the turnbuckles as he awaits his opponent.
C’MON MAN…DON’T CALL IT A COME BACK!
The pyro explodes, the familiar sound of LL Cool J’s “Mama Said Knock You Out” plays, and the crowd rises to its feet and cheers for Eric O’ Mac. Eric plays it up for the crowd as he enters the ring.
Eric goes for the single-leg takedown in the opening moments of the match, but Ghosthead quickly sidesteps. The two men go for a lockup, which Ghost is able to get the upper hand in. Eric is showing clear signs of ring-rust, unable to counter moves that Eric from a few years back would have easily countered.
Ghost appears to just be toying with Eric in the opening minutes, much to the chagrin of Ghost, who seems like he wants more of a challenge out of Eric. Eric is able to mount some quick flurries of offense, but Ghost is clearly showing that he is in the prime of his career. Ghost sends Eric into the turnbuckles and goes for a Stinger Splash, but Eric is able to get out of the way, and answers with a beautiful Running Dropkick, which Ghosthead kicks out of at 1.
Eric pulls Ghost to his feet and stuns him with a European uppercut. He sends Ghost hard into the corner and follows him in with a high knee to the chest. Ghost stumbles out, and Eric snapmares him to the mat. Eric sits Ghost up and kicks him hard in the back, then hops to the second rope and drives an elbow into his head. He makes a cover, but Ghost rolls a shoulder at two.
Eric gets Ghost to his feet and sends him into the corner. Eric runs straight up the turnbuckles and Ghost drops to the mat anticipating an attack. Eric, using his experience, waits for Ghost to get up, and nails Ghost with a picture perfect missile dropkick. Eric goes for the cover, but Ghost kicks out at two, and rolls out to the floor. Ghost circles the ring, holding his head. Eric gets up a head of steam and sprints towards the ropes. Ghost dodges as Eric dives, and Eric catches the top rope on the way by, flipping himself over and landing on his feet on the floor. Ghost turns around - right into a superkick. Eric grabs Ghost and tries to stuff him back into the ring, but Ghost drops to his knees and drives an elbow into Eric’s stomach. Ghost grabs Eric’s head, slams it into the apron, and then rolls under the ropes to break the count.
Ghost goes back to the floor and tries to send Eric into the ringpost, but Eric pulls him back and lifts him into the air, bouncing his back off the ropes and dropping him onto the apron. Eric rolls under the ropes and slings himself back over, driving an elbow into Ghost’s head as he drops to the floor. Eric catches Ghost as he falls off the apron and shoves him under the ropes. He hits a slingshot senton and covers, but Ghost rolls a shoulder at two.
Eric pulls Ghost to his feet and shoves him into the corner. He attacks with kicks and chops, finishing with a spinning back kick. Ghost doubles over, and Eric backs off to get a running start. He goes for a Running Yakuza Kick, but Ghost drops out of the way and Eric gets caught up in the turnbuckles. Before he can free himself, Ghost rolls to his knees and drives an elbow into Eric’s knee. He continues his attack on the leg, keeping Eric trapped in the corner despite the referee's protests.
Ghosthead has used his first warning.Ghost turns and has words with Hightower, which gives Eric time to free himself. Eric aims a kick at Ghost, but he turns in time to catch it and snap Eric over with a dragonscrew leg whip. Ghost continues the attack on the leg and rolls the champion into a single leg Boston crab. Hightower checks, but Eric refuses to submit. Ghost transitions the hold into an STF. Eric struggles, and finally reaches the ropes.
Eric O’Mac has used his first rope breakEric uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet. Ghost charges, and Eric ducks his shoulder, sending Ghost over the ropes. Ghost manages to turn in the air enough to land on his feet on the floor. He takes a walk to clear his head and Hightower starts to count. Eric goes to follow the challenger, but Hightower cuts him off. Ghost rolls back into the ring and Eric grabs him. Ghost shrugs him off and swings a wild haymaker, but Eric ducks and knees him in the stomach. Eric sends Ghost to the ropes and lifts him for a spinebuster, but Ghost counters with a Guillotine Choke. Eric is fading fast, but is able to hit a few punches into Ghost’s midsection. As Ghost sells this, Eric goes to hit the Smackdown, but Ghost is still fresh enough to counter with an elbow to Eric’s head. Ghost runs the ropes, looking to hit an Eidolon forearm, but Eric catches him. SMACKDOWN!
Eric is clearly exhausted, but is feeding off the momentum of the crowd. Eric goes up to the top rope, looking for the Mac Attack, and the win. Eric jumps off the top rope, but Ghost is able to get out of the way. As Eric sells the impact, Ghost takes advantage, and locks in the Phantasmagoria! Eric flails to get to the ropes, but after nearly a minute has passed, Eric realizes that he has nowhere to go, and has no choice but to tap out.
Winner, in 30:32, GhostheadEric is allowed to get back to his feet to the approval of the crowd. The two men look at each other, and Eric extends his hand in respect. Ghost is skeptical at first, but obliges and the two men share a quick handshake. The moment is broken up by Chris Evans and Matt Folz, who charge the ring, and begin to beat down Eric. Every so often, the two stop beating down Eric to look at Ghost, who is now simply watching from the ramp and doing nothing to stop the beatdown. The two men start having a “can you top this?” contest between the two of them with the two of them hitting their signature spots on Eric. Folz is about to set up Eric for the Angle Slam, but Evans hits a low blow on Folz, and drops him with a Way of the Future. Evans gloats over this as the crowd boos loudly.
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