OOWF Midweek Mayhem
Live from Kyoto, Japan
Wednesday, August 14th 2013
Ghosthead vs. Comrade SharkovMila Kunis leads out Comrade Sharkoff to the ring to the strains of Gorky Park’s “Moscow Calling.” Sharkoff makes disparaging remarks to the Japanese crowd, calling them lazy American wannabes.
He’s cut short by the sounds of “My Ruin” by Sevendust. The lights go down and a spotlight lights up Ghosthead on the entrance ramp. He makes his way to the ring, the spotlight following his movement. As he enters, fog envelops the ring and GH is up on a corner turnbuckle.
Referee Mel Creech waits for the fog to clear and when it does, he rings the bell.Sharkoff charges GH’s corner, but Ghosthead leaps up to the top of the turnbuckle. He runs across the ropes and as Sharkoff bounces off the corner, Ghosthead leaps off the top rope with a flying forearm.
Sharkoff goes down hard. GH looks askance at Sharkoff laying on the mat. He jumps to a turnbuckle top.
SPECTRE’S FALL!
Ghosthead makes the cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!
Your winner in 2:31... GHOSTHEAD!Ghosthead stands there looking at Sharkoff and then slides out of the ring shaking his head like he has no idea why this match was even booked. He then notices Sharkoff stirring and getting to his feet.
Ghosthead slides back in behind Sharkoff. Kunis is yelling at Sharkoff to turn around so he does. Ghosthead spits Black Mist! Sharkoff starts flailing his arms trying to get to Ghosthead through the pain and blindness. Ghosthead has moved out of the way, but he sees an opening.
PHANTASMAGORIA! Sharkoff struggles as Creech yells at GH to release the hold or he’ll throw this one out. But Sharkoff is quickly passed out and GH lets go before Creech makes good on his threat. Ghosthead slides back out and smirks as he backs up the ramp. Medical is out trying to clear Sharkoff’s eyes as Mila stares daggers at Ghosthead.Jason Allen vs. Danny TaylorJason Allen comes out to some cheers for the relative newcomer to the OOWF. He's been here a little bit and already has a pretty solid following. Dynamite Danny Taylor comes out and he's also greeted with cheers. The two men shake hands before waiting patiently and professionally for the bell. DING!
And we're off with a bit of MMA action, as Danny has regained his old self and goes with his strengths. He grapples Jason to the ground early for a big of a hold set, trying to wear Jason down. Not a bad maneuver, since one of Jason's strengths is his energy. Danny squishes Jason's ribs harder and harder, as Jason struggles for air. Jason reaches up and grabs Danny not by the hair, because that woudl be illegal and wrong, but by the ear, which is apparently fair game. It is for now, anyway. The pressure on the ear causes Danny to lean a bit and that's enough for Jason to shift his weight backward and get up to a kneel and finally with some encouragemetn from the crowd, he gets to his feet, pulling Danny up with him. He throws a few reverse elbows and Danny is forced to break the hold, but pushes Jason forward so he lands on the canvas. Danny goes for a leg drop but Jason rolls out of the way. He seizes the opportunity to lay Danny out with a Shining Wizard. He goes for a quick pin, but yeah, right. Danny kicks out with author-i-tay. Jason flies off as Danny gets to his feet. Jason kips up and rushes him again, hitting a sit out power bomb. He pins him in that sunset-flip style pin, but no, only gets two. Jason gets to his feet, puts some boots to Danny and then notices the proximity to the ropes...SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! Another pin attempt and another kick out. Jason turns to look at the ref in shock, and to inquire if maybe, just maybe, there should have been three slaps to the mat, and not two. The ref confirms that, indeed, that was only two slaps, not three. Jason reluctantly decides to accept this judgment, and stands and turns to find Danny has been patiently waiting for this little discussion to be over.
Danny whips Jason into the ropes and back out and the two exchange a few minutes of fairly solid back and forth with the rope work. The fans are eating this up. Danny breaks the rope action with an Exploder Suplex! The crowd pops as Danny goes for a pin, one..two...NO! Jason gets slowly to his feet aND the two go back and forth again. Danny comes off the ropes into a big boot from Jason, and Jason gets him up and ....ROYAL FLUSH! Jason makes the pin, one...two....NO!!!!! Both men get to their feet while the "This Is Awesome" chant breaks out (in Japanese, of course). They exchange big hockey punches for a while, and Danny throws a fake. Jason dodges back which gives Danny just enough room for a boot to the gut....DYNAMITE DROP! Danny covers and it's one..two...THREE!
Your winner in 9:41, Dynamite Danny TaylorSaints of Sinners (Christian Carter, Stank & LD Williams) vs. Salvation Squad (Stan Fulton, Ecosystem & Mai Muyo)”Hero” by Skillet plays and out comes Mai Muyo, her brother Ecosystem and their partner The Crusher Stan Fulton. All three schmooze the crowd as they make their way to the ring. Mai hands out “Mai Time Friendship Bracelets” (available on OOWFShop.com) to the ringside crowd as Salvation climbs in the ring.
Referee Junior Hale checks over Stan and Eco and finally checks Mai’s boots. He then starts chatting up Fulton as the two are in a fantasy football league and their draft is coming up soon. The two are not long in getting into a heated discussion about Tom Brady’s ADP which should be about three rounds later as he has no one to throw to. Hale disagrees and is about to launch into a soliloquy about the pass-catching ability of Shane Vereen when they’re interrupted by Chevelle's "Forfeit.”
Christian Carter is out first, as befits a lackey, and Stank and LD Williams are right behind. The crowd is quiet, as the Japanese are rarely rude. Carter makes a insolent gesture involving pulling his eye lids sideways and the crowd is noticeably perturbed. Stank and LD ignore everyone but the four in the ring.
Hale checks everyone out and gives the Saints their instructions which they’re sure to ignore. Hale throws up his hands in frustration, thinks about how much life insurance he has and calls for the bell.Carter and Mai start this one off as the big men take a sabbatical on the apron. Carter puts his hands up for a Greco-Roman knucklelock and Mai obliges. Wrong move. Carter kicks Mai in the gut and she folds over. Carter runs the ropes, slides under Mai’s head and punches her in the face, a’la Christian Cage. Mai is knocked backward and Carter helps her over pinning her like out of a sit-out powerbomb. He only gets a one and a half count.
Carter drags Mai to his corner and tags in Williams.
LD starts with short-armed clotheslines to Mai; picking her up and laying her back down again. Mai is in fairyland at this point and can barely stand on her own. LD tags in Stank. This just got real.
Stank with a running leg drop. Cover for two! Stank picks Mai up to his shoulders... OKLAHOMA SLAM! Cover! ONE... TWO... No! Mai somehow kicks out. Stank is furious. Not only at Mai for kicking out but at Junior Hale for a supposedly slow count.
Stank gets up in Hale’s face allowing Mai to crawl to her corner. LD and Carter are yelling at Stank to catch Mai, but he’s too late and Mai tags in Fulton. Big man versus big man.
Stank and Fulton trade punches and forearms, but neither budges. Stank and Fulton both get a smile on their face and then start to put even more force behind their punches. Finally Stank tires of getting hit in the face and kicks Fulton in the twig and berries. Stank kicks Fulton in the knee and Fulton crumples to the mat.
Stank runs the ropes. STANKTOPIA 2.0! Stank covers! ONE.. TWO... NO!
Ecosystem has climbed the ropes and hits the SAVIOR SPLASH on Stank breaking up the pin. Fulton and Stank both roll to the apron and Eco gets up facing his corner where Mai points behind him. LD has come in the ring. He smacks a forearm into the back of Eco’s head and Eco goes down face first. LD lifts Eco’s legs... WHEELBARROW SUPLEX!
Mai is now into the ring. END-IS-HERE lays LD out! Now Carter leaps the top rope, enters the ring... FINAL TESTIMONY! Mai’s out cold again. Fulton comes in and nails Carter with a spinning clothesline and Carter flies out of the ring. Fulton’s alone in the ring, but Stank is back to feet and Fulton’s facing the wrong way.
Stank runs at Fulton, but Fulton must have heard him coming. BACK CUT SLAM! Fulton covers! ONE... TWO... THREE!
Your winners in 10:35... MAI MUYO AND SALVATION!Fulton gets his arm raised, but he quickly notices the rest of the Saints coming down and flooding the ring. Chloe runs in first and swings her branding iron, missing as Fulton leans out of the way. Fulton swings his arm back and clips Chloe’s head as she charges past. She goes into the ropes and tumbles to the floor.
Moose and Punswick however don’t make Chloe’s mistake and it’s not long until the two have Fulton down and are making a hot mess of his face. Chloe has recovered and she’s taking her branding iron to Eco’s stomach while LD and Stank have Mai raised above their heads... POWERBOMB ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR! Mai might be dead.
LD and Stank are about to climb back in the ring to help Moose and Punswick, but they notice Texpress and Tommy Wilder coming to the ring and point that out to Moose. Moose calls a retreat and the Saints bail. Moose has to drag Chloe off of Eco, but the Saints escape into the crowd as Wilder checks on Mai while Texpress help Salvation to their feet.Alexander Darling vs. Jeremy PunswickAlex picks up the win, but he struggles to compete at the best of his ability. Punswick attacks with a passion and Alex has to struggle to battle back numerous times and if Punswick was set on winning, he probably could have won the match a few times, but it seems like he was sending a message from the Saints. It costs him near the end when Alex is able to surprise him with a DARLING BOMBSHELL off the top.
Your winner in 11:12, Alexander DarlingChloe vs. Matt FolzChloe is out first. She walks down the ramp to tepid applause from the Japanese crowd. She enters the ring and turns to face the entrance, awaiting her opponent.
Matt Folz is out next and he stands at the top of the ramp staring daggers at Chloe inside the ring. He stalks down the ramp ready for a fight.
The lights go out and when they come back on Matt is laid out on the ramp, Chloe standing over his body watching blood flow from a gash on top of Matt's head courtesy of the branding iron Chloe wields lovingly. The ref exits the ring and runs up the ramp to try and restore order, the crowd murmuring with concern. We head to commercial break.
Back from ads and a bloodied Matt Folz Irish whips Chloe HARD into the turnbuckle! She bounces off violently and an almost too polite Japanese crowd ooohs at the effort. Folz stalks Chloe and bends over her, blood dripping from his forehead onto her neck. Folz reaches down to pull Chloe up, but she grapevines Matt's arm and flips him over into a CROSS-ARM BREAKER! A crescendo of appreciation rises in volume and applause from the crowd as Matt struggles in the hold. The noise ascends ever higher as Matt, in a Herculean effort, eventually rolls to his feet, lifts Chloe up, and POWERBOMBS her to the mat! Ichi... Ni.. IYA! Chloe rolls her shoulder at the last second!
Matt pulls Chloe to her feet and BLASTS her with a headbutt, marring her face with his own blood! Irish whip... HIGH BACK BODY DROP! Matt drops an elbow and covers... Ichi... Ni.. Chloe kicks out! Matt exits the ring by sliding under the bottom rope. He reaches in and drags Chloe out. He pulls her in then drives her back against the ring apron! Chloe slumps to the floor! Matt takes a couple of steps back and CHARGES in with a knee toward Chloe's head, but she DUCKS at the last moment and Matt hits his Shin bone HARD against the ring apron! Matt falls to the floor clutching at his bad leg which just so happens to be the same leg with a bum ankle.
Chloe rises slowly to her feet then rolls in and out of the ring to break the refs count. She stalks over to Matt, yanks his leg extending it out then DRIVES his ankle up against the STEEL STEPS! Matt howls in pain as the crowd briefly expresses their astonishment. A wicked grin is plastered on Chloe's face and she mars it further, smearing Matt's blood over her lips as if applying some sort of demonic makeup. She grabs Matt's leg again for more damage, but Matt uses his free leg to kick her off! There was a lot of stank on that kick as it drives Chloe back further than she anticipated and she is unable to catch herself before tripping, falling, and bouncing the back of her head off of the... huh... would you look at that?.. the American announce table... interesting.
Matt pulls himself up ringside and rolls in then out under the bottom rope to break the ref's count. He limps over to Chloe, pulls her up by her hair and tosses her into the ring under the bottom rope. He climbs in after and drops an elbow on her head. He rises back to his feet and limps over to the corner, climbing to the top with the crowd buzzing in expectation. Matt's bad leg trembles a bit before he leaps, but he is able to HIT a DIVING HEADBUTT! Cover.. Ichi... Ni... IYA! Chloe KICKS OUT with a tenth of a second left! Ladies and Gentlemen we have to break for commercial as the action continues on Midweek Mayhem!
We're back and we're shown a moments ago instant replay of Chloe regaining control of the match with an ASIATIC SPIKE to Matt's throat! Back in realtime, Chloe STOMPING on Matt's ankle as he slumps helplessly in the corner! Chloe drags Matt out to the middle of the ring, grapevines the leg and applies an ANKLELOCK! Matt howls in pain as the crowd noise rises out of polite silence in anticipation of Matt tapping. Matt instead is able to drag himself to the bottom rope forcing a break. Chloe rises to her feet and STOMPS the ankle once again! Matt recoils and rolls quickly out of the ring to escape. Chloe slides out a different side of the ring and races around the corner intending to inflict further damage on Folz, but Matt shockingly cuts her in half by launching off of his good leg with a surprisingly effective SPEAR!
Both combatants are down and the ref nearly counts both out before either is able to get back into the ring. Matt is on his hands and knees but is felled by a SHINING WIZARD from Chloe! Ichi... N- IYA! Matt kicks out at one and a half! Chloe pulls Matt to a sit up position and DIGS her fingers into Folz's clotted wound, allowing fresh blood to flow down into his eyes blinding him! Chloe headbutts Matt repeatedly, painting her face with his blood then allows him to fall back to the mat. Cover.. Ichi.. MATT KICKS OUT!
Chloe pulls Matt to his feet and slings him into the corner she follows up with a CM Punk style running knee then hops off backwards, gesturing a stumbling Matt Folz out of the corner and into a CHLOE CORKSCREW! But in her excitement, before she can complete the move, she yanks Matt up too hard and the momentum carries him over causing Matt to stick a Kerri Strug like landing behind her! Matt NAILS Chloe on the back of her head with an elbow then locks in the JIENDO!
Chloe struggles in the hold, an amazed noise rising from the crowd awaiting her inevitable tap. Chloe makes them wait in defiance of both them and a crimson masked Matt Folz who SCREAMS in rage urging her to TAP! Instead she loses consciousness and the match is over!
Your WINNER in 24:15 MATT FOLZ!After the match, Folz's music fires up and he releases the hold and rolls over onto his back breathing heavily, his ankle THROBBING in pain! He wipes blood off of his face with his hand and doesn't get much more time to catch his breath before CHRISTIAN CARTER is on him, raining down elbows and punches to his already bloodied head! Carter rises to his feet and stares down at the body of Folz writhing in pain. Carter commences stomping on Folz when noise from the crowd should have alerted him to DANNY TAYLOR running down the ramp for the save. Instead Carter is singularly focused on dealing damage to Matt Folz and gets tackled to the mat for his trouble!
Carter shoves Taylor off of him and quickly slides out the ring. He reaches back in and pulls Chloe out with him as Danny Taylor rises to his feet and glares at the Saints of Sinners, almost daring Carter to come back in. Carter ignores the silent one while carrying Chloe over his shoulder and walking up the ramp. He catches Danny Taylor's glare from the ring on the Jumbotron as he walks out and through to the back. Taylor bends down and checks on Folz as OOWF medical makes their way to the ring.
OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchAlexis Darling © vs. The WordFather Lou leads The Word to the ring first, to a chorus of boos. They climb into the ring, and Father Lou gives his man some last-minute advice as they await the champion. Alexis Darling steps onto the stage and the crowd erupts. She holds the Intercontinental Championship high, then drapes it over her shoulder and marches to the ring. The champion poses on the turnbuckles, and then hands the title to referee Davis Hightower, who displays it to the crowd and calls for the bell.
They circle and lock up, and Word uses his size advantage to back the champion into the corner. He pummels Alexis with forearms and sends her across the ring, charging after her. Alexis drops to the mat on the way and slides under the ropes to the floor. The Word manages to get his hands up and stop his momentum, but Alexis hops onto the apron and blasts him with a forearm. Word stumbles back, and Alexis springs off the top rope to hit a missile dropkick. She covers, but The Word kicks out at one.
Alexis catches The Word with a running knee as he sits up. She goes to the ropes and tries a knee drop, but he rolls out of the way. Both wrestlers are up and Alexis throws a kick, but The Word catches it. He spins her a full 360, and then catches her again and plants her with a leg-trap suplex. He sits the champion up and drives a series of elbows into her head, and then plants a knee in her back and pries her head back. Alexis works her way to her feet and elbows free, but The Word responds with a spinning lariat that turns her inside out. The Word stalks the champion as she gets up, and goes for The Hand Of God, but the champion ducks it and drives an elbow into his stomach. She grabs his head and drops him with a codebreaker. Alexis tries to roll him over for a cover, but The Word rolls through and manages to hook on an ankle lock. Alexis rolls through it and kicks him off, but before she can get up Word moves back in and grabs her leg,driving an elbow into her knee.
The Word works over the champion's leg, using his elbows and knees to pummel her ankle and knee, interspersed with a series of knee bars and other stretches. The champion finally manages to reach the ropes and force a break, but she comes up limping. The Word is on her as soon as she gets up, shoving her into the corner. The Word continues his assault, and then sends her hobbling across the ring. Alexis manages a one-foot spring board off the second turnbuckle, and levels the charging Word with a clothesline. She rolls to her feet and grabs his arms, driving his face into the mat with a curbstomp. She foregoes the cover and pulls the challenger to his feet, stunning him with a European uppercut. The Word battles back and tries to send Alexis into the corner, but she reverses. Alexis steps to the apron and slams an elbow into the back of the challenger's head, sending him stumbling. She scales the ropes and waits for The Word to turn around - Dragonrana! Hightower slides into position and counts One...Two...Three!
WINNER, and still OOWF Intercontinental Champion, in 14:08, Alexis Darling.OOWF World Tag Team Title Proving GroundTexpress © vs. Banned from Everywhere vs. Murphy’s Law vs. Pretty Hate MachinePretty Hate Machine are out first to Firewoman's music. They walk down the ramp, Miranda is pretty pumped to be alive after her ordeal in the cage earlier in the week, and Firewoman who is all business, walks with purpose by her protege. They both enter the ring as Banned from Everywhere's music plays and out come Awesome Bill and Justin Sane riding Drunkey and Drunkette with Elijay out behind them. The Japanese crowd erupt in praise and applause, as they are unable to contain their amusement with the crazy American team riding animals to the the wrestling ring. Bill seems to lose control of Drunkey as the donkey wanders too close to some of the fans and it actually jumps the barricade carrying Awesome Bill with him! The crowd scatters as Drunkey rears back and bucks trying to dislodge Awesome Bill! The redneck rides the donkey as if in a rodeo! Ladies and gentlemen we'll try to see if we can restore order during this commercial break...
Murphy's Law music fires up and out comes Daniella and DK Murphy. DK slaps hands with some of the fans while Daniella walks on with a stern look at the ring, BFE in one corner, Fire and Miranda in another. Next out are the OOWF Tag Team Champions Texpress. Chad and Zane make their way down the ramp wearing the championship straps around their waists. They slide in under the bottom rope and hold the belts up high. All four teams appear ready to rumble. Miranda and Daniella will start out first. The ref calls for the bell and we are UNDERWAY!
Miranda starts off like a shot, not wanting to give the taller Daniella much of a chance, as she flies at Dee Murphy and drops her with a CROSSBODY and pin! Daniella kicks out at one! Miranda clamps on a chinlock and Daniella rises to her feet carrying Miranda on her back. Before Daniella can pull off an offensive move, Miranda leans back, holding onto Daniella's head turning it into a CODEBREAKER! Daniella bounces off Miranda's knees and rolls over near her corner where DK tags himself in. DK rushes Miranda... DROP TOE HOLD has DK falling flat on his face! Miranda slides over and controls DK with a Front Face Lock. DK drives Miranda into the corner and the ref calls for a clean break. He gets one as Miranda raises her arms releasing DK, to an appreciative crowd. DK backs up a couple of steps and eyes Miranda cautiously. Miranda slides out of the corner and begins circling DK in the ring. She wanders too close to Texpress's corner as Chad tags himself in.
Miranda whirls around on Chad who bows in deference and gestures for Miranda to exit. She swoons a little at Chad's million dollar smile, turns and faces her corner where she sees Firewoman rolling her eyes in annoyance. Miranda's grin fades as Chad engages DK Murphy in the middle of the ring. Lots of back and forth, Chad ends up shoving DK toward the ropes. The cowboy leapfrogs over DK Murphy on the rebound, DK bounces off of the opposite ropes and meets a beautiful STANDING DROPKICK to his face in the middle of the ring delivered by Madison! Chad covers and gets a one count!
Chad pulls DK to his feet and slings him toward Banned from Everywhere's corner where Awesome Bill tags himself in. Bill steps through the ropes and rushes Chad who leapfrogs over the awesome one. Bill stops short. Chad whirls around quickly, expecting to catch Bill on the rebound, but instead getting a Greco Roman THUMB TO THE EYE! Chad recoils like he's been shot and stumbles over by Pretty Hate Machine where Firewoman tags herself in. Miranda tenderly checks on Chad's eye as Firewoman rolls hers and steam flows out of the ears of Justin Sane back by BFE's corner. Firewoman yells at Chad to quit acting like a baby and get back to his corner. She then turns to confront Awesome Bill who claps consecutively to try and bring the crowd into it. Some respond, but that noise quickly dies down as Firewoman charges and nails Awesome Bill with a FLYING CALF KICK!
Fire runs the ropes and hits Bill with a ROLLING LEG DROP! Fire covers and gets TWO! Fire pulls Bill to his feet SNAP SUPLEX floating over into a pin... 1... 2... NO! Fire pulls Bill to his feet, Irish whip, rebound and Bill knocks Firewoman to the mat with a standing shoulder tackle! Bill runs the ropes as Fire kips up to her feet, leapfrog by Firewoman, a second leapfrog on the rebound by Fire, a THIRD leapfrog over Bill by Fire, and on the next, Awesome Bill attempts a leapfrog the same time Fire does, forcing both to collide in the air and crash to the mat below!
Fire sits up and shakes the cobwebs from her head. She stares at Bill like he's lost his mind (The jury is in on that notion). Bill responds with a mile, wide, grin and rises quickly to his feet. Fire does the same, collar and elbow tie up into an Irish whip attempt on Bill who REVERSES, but Firewoman REVERSES his reverse, but Bill REVERSES her reversal of his reverse, but Fire... okay this just continues until they get near the ropes where Fire ends up tossing Bill over the top to the floor below!
Firewoman watches Bill rise slowly to his feet. She runs the ropes and returns with a TOPE CON HILO! The move sees Bill driven over the Russian Announce Table where the commentators scatter, trying their best to get out the way! One of them looks familiar - wait... is that... EDWARD SNOWDEN?!? The camera holds on Snowden who looks like a deer caught in headlights. Bill rises up from behind the table and just stares at Snowden wide eyed. Firewoman looks stunned. The ref simply shrugs his shoulders and begins his count as the other combatants don't know quite what to make of this. We'll try to sort it all out during this commercial break...
... I think that was an advertisement for sushi... anyway, we're back and things are no less weirder here in the arena. A small drone has deftly flown in through the entrance at the top of the ramp and is chasing Snowden up and down the aisles... it's quite distracting. In fact it's distracting enough for Daniella Murphy, who does not care for these shenanigans, to take advantage of her opponent in the ring, giving her control of the match and causing Justin Sane to be trapped in the Murphy's corner!
Daniella peppers Justin with punches and kicks then tags in her brother. DK steps through the ropes and whips Justin HARD into Pretty Hate Machine's corner! As Justin slumps, Miranda tags herself in with mild concern for Justin. She steps through the ropes and meets DK Murphy in the middle of the ring where they start to brawl! DK gets the best of it as he shoves Miranda toward the ropes, where Zane is close of enough to tag in. Miranda rebounds off the ropes right into a SAMOAN DROP from DK Murphy! DK covers, but Zane drops an elbow on the back of DK's head as he is the legal man! Zane rises quickly to his feet and pulls DK up into a delayed suplex, as Miranda crawls back to her corner! Float over ... 1... 2.. NO! DK rolls the shoulder!
Zane pulls DK up to his feet and whips him toward the ropes. Zane bends down low, telegraphing his move and receiving a kick to his mush for his trouble! DK grabs Zane and goes to throw the big Texan through the ropes, but Zane reverses and ends up throwing DK into Pretty Hate Machine's corner out of desperation. Fire tags herself in and hops over the top rope with a kick toward Zane's head! The big man stumbles backwards as Firewoman advances her attack, forcing Zane up against the ropes. Irish whip from Fire is reversed and Fire rebounds back with an attempted CROSSBODY, but Zane catches her instead and whips her around into a tight POWERSLAM!
Zane foregoes the cover and rises to his feet. He pulls Firewoman up to hers then lifts her up onto his shoulders. He swings her wildly around for an attempted F-5, but Fire clutches Zane's head at the last moment and drops the big man with a DDT!
Fire slowly pushes Zane over on his back and drapes an arm across his chest for 1.. 2.. THR- NO! Zane rolls the shoulder! Both combatants rise slowly to their feet. Firewoman charges in and slides between Zane's legs. She rises up behind the big man and drives him into the mat with a CRUCIFIX DRIVER! Cover... 1.. 2.. NO! Zane kicks out! Firewoman pulls Zane into a sit up position. She runs the ropes and comes back with a SHINING WIZARD!
Suddenly everyone in the arena JUMPS at the sound of a LOUD explosion! The noise startles Miranda so bad she ends up falling off the apron. Both Justin Sane and Chad Madison rush over to help Miranda as we hear Awesome Bill whoopin and hollerin!
AB: "OUTDAMNSTANDENER THAN HELL! Did we git him? Did we git him?"The cameras pan up toward the nosebleed section where a jagged hole in the wall has been blown through to the outside by the drone and... no... in fact we didn't git him Bill, as we see Edward Snowden scramble his way through the rubble and out the hole to safety.
AB: "Aw Hellfire! HE'S ESCAPIFYING!"Awesome Bill jumps off the apron and hops the barricade. He races up the stairs, through the crowd, and out the hole in hot pursuit! Meanwhile both Justin and Chad are fawning over Miranda who insists she is okay, as she sits on the floor between her would be suitors. For some reason the men both decide that now is as good a time as any to steal a kiss.
Zane slowly rises to his feet, as Fire cocks her head to the side, watching Justin with his eyes closed, lean in on one side of Miranda's face, and Chad with his eyes closed, lean in toward the other side.
FW: "Are you guys for real?"Miranda is unaware seconds before impact and leans forward to rise to her feet at the last moment. The result is a brief, unintentional, kiss on the lips shared by Chad and Justin! (Not that there's anything wrong with that) This throws Firewoman into such hysterics that she stumbles back into the Murphy's corner. DK naturally tags himself in. Firewoman is too tickled to notice and Zane is just confused, his last memory being a knee to his face then a loud explosion.
Daniella steps through the ropes after her brother. Zane realizes too late the danger he is in and the Murphys hit him with THE CALL OF THE WILD!!! DK Covers for the academic three count!
Your WINNERS in 31:03 Murphy's Law!After the match, Chad and Justin are still spitting and wiping furiously at their lips! Miranda is confused as to what just happened. Normally we could expect Firewoman to tear through her locker room after a loss like this, but she realizes the laughter has been cathartic for her. She simply shrugs her shoulders and rolls out of the ring still giggling a bit. She motions for Miranda to follow her up the ramp. Drunkey is spotted peeking into the arena from outside the hole left by the drone strike. If we look through the hole, past Drunkey, we can see Awesome Bill riding Drunkette, chasing a slippery Edward Snowden down an embankment. Murphy's Law celebrates in the ring as Zane rolls over and stares at his partner still more confused than disappointed by the loss.
OOWF Onslaught Title MatchAmazing Jos © vs. Chris EvansThe Trooper plays, and the accompanying boos signal the arrival Chris Evans. Evans mocks the fans as he makes his way to the ring. Amazing plays, and the crowd pops for the Onslaught Champion Amazing Jos. Jos smacks hands with fans, and slides into the ring and then hops on the turnbuckle raising the belt high. He turns and Evans makes the motion of the belt around his own waist. Jos laughs it off and hands the belt over to the ref. We get the bell and this one is underway.
There is a little smack talk to start it off, when Evans tries for a sneak attack superkick. Jos sees it coming, and catches it before hitting an RVD style step over back kick. Jos covers but Evans is out at one. The two men are quickly up and the pace quickens as each attempt at a strike or hold is countered or blocked by the other. Jos seems to be gaining the upper hand, when Evans nails the greco roman eye poke, drawing a warning from the ref.
Chris Evans has used his first warningRegardless, the tactic is effective, as Jos is slown down, and Evans takes control. Evans seems to be working the left arm, using a variety of hammerlocks, arm wringers and stiff elbows to the joints. Evans locks a cross armbreaker on Jos, who struggles before reaching out with a foot and barely getting the bottom rope forcing the break.
Amazing Jos has used his first rope breakJos uses the ropes to pull himself up, and Evans charges in attempting to maintain his advantage. Jos is ready, and back body drops Evans over the top rope. Evans to his credit lands on his feet on the apron, but is quickly knocked to the floor by an enziguri from Jos. As Evans gets to his feet, Jos bounces off the far ropes and hits a picture perfect plancha to send Evans back down. Jos goes to celebrate with cheering fans, when Jeremy Punswick pops up from behind the barricade and slams his head into it. Punswick then leaps over and starts laying into Jos.
Evans sees this and slides back into the ring, unfortunately for him, the ref sees it as well and calls for the bell.
Your winner via DQ in 8:35 Amazing JosEvans looks pissed and like he may head for Jos and Punswick, before waving them off and heading angrily up the ramp to the back. PUnswick continues to beat down on Jos until Dynamite Danny Taylor and Chad Madison rush out from the back. Punswick jumps back over the barricade and makes his way through the crowd to the back as the two men check on Jos.
OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchMoosehead Jack © vs. Tommy WilderWilder sprints to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and waits for the champion to make an appearance. “Scarecrow” plays, but only Chloe comes out to the top of the ramp. Wilder moves toward the ropes and looks for Moose, we see quickly why he wasn’t there. Moose comes through the crowd, hops the guardrail, slides into the ring and attacks Wilder from behind!
Moose hammers Wilder with punches to the back of the head, then sends him to the ropes and nearly decapitates him with a clothesline. Wilder pops right back up and Moose tries another, but Wilder ducks it and catches Moose with a spinning heel kick that sends him staggering back to the corner. Wilder charges in, but Moose moves out of the way. Tommy puts on the breaks and stops himself before he slams into the corner. Moose charges into the corner, but Wilder slips between the ropes to the apron, grabs Moose’s head and guillotines him on the top rope! Moose staggers backward and Wilder climbs back to the apron and springs off the top rope and catches Jack with a flying forearm that sends the champion to the outside. Wilder gets a full head of steam and leaps over the top rope and takes the champ down again with a senton splash. Tommy gets to his feet and hops onto the corner of the guardrail and plays to the crowd, the crowd eats it up.
As Moose gets to his feet, Wilder leaps off the guardrail and tries a back elbow to Moose’s face, but Jack catches him and dumps him to the mat with a belly to back suplex! Wilder lands right on the back of his neck and lies motionless for a minute. Moose climbs to the top rope and KILLS Wilder with a flying elbow drop. The champ takes a moment to sneer at the crowd, then grabs Wilder by the back of the head and hammers him with punches to the face. The referee is getting close to the ten count, so Moose rolls into the ring, then right back out to break the count. He pulls Wilder up and lifts him in the air, and CROTCHES him on the post! Jack moves Wilder so he is mostly lying in the ring, then takes his leg and repeatedly slams it into the ring post, before applying a RING POST FIGURE FOUR! Wilder howls in pain, the referee is quickly counting to five to force Jack to break, but Chloe hops onto the apron and distracts him allowing Moose to torture Wilder a little longer.
Moose finally breaks the hold and Wilder drags himself to the middle of the ring holding his knee. The champ is quickly back into the ring, stalking Tommy. As Wilder tries to get to his feet, Moose kicks the back of his knee sending him right back to the mat. Moose traps Wilder in an Indian death lock trying for a submission, but Tommy refuses to give up. He finally makes it to the ropes where Chloe taunts him about never being able to fly again. Moose finally breaks the hold, then lets Wilder get to his feet. Tommy tries a kick to Moose’s gut, but Jack catches his foot and taunts him, not smart. Wilder connects with an enzuguri to the back of Moose’s head that sends him to the mat.
The crowd roars as Wilder fires them up, as Jack gets to his feet, Tommy peppers him with punches to the face, then hits the ropes and charges, Jack tries a boot to the face, but Wilder slides between his legs then pops to his feet behind the champ and hits a LUNGBLOWER! Wilder slips to the outside and hits a SPRINGBOARD SENTON for a two count. Jack gets to his feet and staggers into the corner, Wilder charges in and hits the CAFFIENE RUSH! The champ staggers out of the corner, takes a wild swing, then falls face first onto the mat. Tommy hits a standing front flip leg drop to the back of Moose’s head, then rolls him over for another two count.
Wilder waits for Moose to get to his feet again and POPS the champ with a superkick to the jaw, the champ doesn’t go down. Wilder charges at Moose and tries a clothesline, but Moose ducks it, playing a little coy, and charges to the ropes, on the rebound, he KILLS Wilder with a BUISAKU KNEE to the face! Wilder hits the mat, blood running from his nose. Jack pulls Wilder to his feet and lifts him for a clothesline, then drops him on the top rope. Jack runs down the ropes and tries a high knee, but Wilder slips off the ropes and catches Moose with a kick to the face as he turns around. Moose steps between the ropes and the two of them fight it out on the apron. Wilder gets the better of the exchange, then turns and tries a PELE KICK, but Moose catches him and drops him with a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER ON THE APRON!
Moose rolls Wilder back into the ring and covers, but Tommy shows resolve and kicks out at two. Moose toys with Wilder a bit and finally pulls him up for the GTSF! Wilder slides off his shoulders though and sweeps Moose’s legs and traps him in the BUZZ KILL! The champ is in trouble! Just when it looks like Moose might have to tap, Chloe grabs the world title and slides into the ring and SLAMS it into Wilder’s face! The referee immediately calls for a disqualification.
WINNER in 13:41 by disqualification – Tommy WilderWilder rolls out of the ring while Moose and Chloe threaten the referee. He slides a ladder under the bottom rope, then waits for Chloe to turn around and POPS her with a superkick that sends her over the top rope to the floor! Wilder leaps on Moose and hits the DELAMINATOR! Moose is down! Wilder quickly sets up the ladder, a HUGE 20 foot ladder to boot, climbs to the top and hits the AIR WALK! As Wilder lands, the rest of the Saints storm the ring, but he manages to escape to safety before they can get to him. Moose writhes in pain on the mat, clutching his ribs and cursing Wilder’s name
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