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MERCURY vs. MR. JEALOUSMr. Jealous’ music hits… but nobody emerges from the curtain. As the crowd waits, a camera goes backstage to find Jealous laid out in the hallway! The camera pans up to see Mercury stepping out of his dressing room, and Merc looks down at Jealous in confusion, looks around the hallway, then steps OVER Jealous on his way to the gorilla position. Mercury’s music hits and he confidently walks to the ring, stretching and getting ready to go. Jealous’ music hits again… and again, nothing. Mercury hops outside and says something to the timekeeper. The referee steps out and joins the discussion, and the bell sounds to signal the beginning of the match. Merc and the official get back in the ring and the ref begins a ten count to count Jealous out. One… two… three… four… five… six… Suddenly, Jealous’ music hits again, and THIS TIME Mr. Jealous storms from behind the curtain, still holding his head, and Mercury jumps him as he gets into the ring. But Jealous is having none of it. He shoves Mercury away, then takes his head off with a clothesline. Merc rolls out to the floor, and Jealous gives chase. Merc grabs a chair out of desperation and rolls back in. The ref tries to wrest it from him, but is unsuccessful. Merc turns to deck Jealous with it, but Jealous catches the chair with both hands and tosses it out of the ring. Mercury counters with a kick to the nuts. Running knee lift puts Jealous down, and Mercury goes up top looking for the Lead Poisoning. Jealous is up though, and decides to bring Merc down with a uranage from the middle rope. Jealous takes his time sizing up Mercury, who is crawling toward the corner. Merc goes to grab the mercury, but Jealous KILLS him with the MONSTER~! One JEALOUS RAGE later and that’s all she wrote. One, two, three, and Jealous picks up the win. WINNER in 7:46: Mr. Jealous
ERIC O’MAC vs. AUSTRAROO – qualifierLock up and EOM forces Austraroo into the corner. Surprisingly, he breaks clean and they lock up again. EOM takes Austraroo down with a waist lock take down, but Austraroo counters out of it with a hammerlock. Back to a standing position, and EOM tries to elbow free, but Austraroo stays low. EOM manages to hook his leg behind Austraroo’s and rolls forward, breaking the hammerlock and hooking in a leg lock. Austraroo counters out of it with a head scissors. EOM gets to the ropes and once the ref separates them, EOM slaps Austraroo. Austraroo slaps him harder. An enraged EOM charges and gets toe tripped. Austraroo snatches a headlock and EOM gets to his feet. Three times he tries to shoot Austraroo off, and three times Austraroo holds on. EOM rakes the eyes then lays into him with some solid right hands and a snap mare. Basement drop kick to Austraroo’s face gets a 2. EOM follows up with some stomping before whipping him hard into the corner. Running forearm misses as Austraroo slips out of the ring. Spring board bull dog gets Austraroo a 2 count as does a pair of running elbow drops. EOM retreats to the corner where Austraroo chops his three times and forearms him twice before shooting him into the corner. EOM moonsaults, but Austraroo backs up and nails him with a back brain kick for 2. He stomps away at EOM in corner until the ref forces a break. EOM thumbs the eye and monkey flips Austraroo into the turnbuckles. EOM pulls him out of the corner and brutalizes him with a pair of neck breakers and a variation of the Gory Special with more emphasis on the neck. EOM sets him up in the tree of woe and nails a vicious diving drop kick to his face. Snap mare/kick to the back of the head/rolling neck snap gets EOM a two count. Austraroo fights his way up, but EOM puts a halt to that with a rude knee to the jaw. Rope assisted head scissors wears Austraroo down until the ref forces the break. EOM yells at the crowd and turns right into a hard right hand. Austraroo fires off about eight more before whipping EOM into the rope and nailing a flying forearm. Austraroo continues the offensive onslaught, but EOM counters a tornado DDT attempt with a nasty looking release Northern Lights suplex EOM taunts the crowd after climbing to the top and gets some nice air on the Frog Splash. Of course, the pool is empty and EOM hits hard. Austraroo crawls over and locks EOM in an Oklahoma Roll for the upset. WINNER in 8:04 Austraroo
THIM REYNOLDS vs. CORAX – qualifierThim waits for Corax to come to the ring, standing in a corner, sneering and looking generally pissed off at the world. Corax makes his way to the ring and appears to be having a discussion with himself. As he gets closer to the ring the conversation becomes more and more animated, until, once at ring side, Corax turns his back to the ring and is essentially screaming at himself. Thim seizes the opportunity and hits a baseball slide from inside the ring that sends Corax sprawling up the ramp. Corax gets to his feet and ducks a charging Thim Reynolds, spins and hits an enzuguiri that sends Thim to the ramp. Corax climbs to the apron and waits for Thim to get to his feet, as soon as he does; Corax springs off the bottom rope and hits a beautiful moonsault to the outside. Thim catches him though and reverses it into a shoulder breaker. Corax writhes in pain on the floor, and Thim grabs him and rolls him under the bottom rope. Inside the ring, Thim watches Corax, as Corax gets up he grabs his shoulder and winces a bit in pain. Thim grins and plants a boot right on the injured shoulder. Corax falls to the mat and Thim drops an elbow down across the shoulder and makes a cover, Corax is out at one. Thim gets to his feet and waits. He knows he has his prey injured and now he wants to toy with him for a bit. Corax is up to his feet and he Thim grabs him and hits a belly to back release suplex, Corax lands on that shoulder once again. Thim is up fast and whips Corax into the corner, Thim follows him in, but Corax stops him dead in his tracks with an elbow. Thim staggers back a few steps, Corax steps back and takes Thim down with a diving clothesline. Thim is down trying to shake the cobwebs free, Corax lands again on that shoulder, but he fights to his feet first and waits for Thim to get to his feet. As Thim stands up, Corax kicks him low and snaps him to the mat with a neck breaker. Corax climbs to the top rope and waits for Thim to get to his feet again. As Thim stands up Corax leaps and connects with a cross body block for a two count. Both men are up to their feet, Corax tries a clothesline, but Thim ducks and quickly takes Corax down in a cross face type move, but instead of pulling back on the neck, Thim pushes Corax head forward and pulls backward on that injured shoulder. Thim works the move in the center of the ring, working himself around until all his weight is over Corax head, pushing down on his head and wrenching that arm backward. Corax can not pull himself to the ropes; he slowly begins to sit out of the move. It is a true test of will now, Thim is wrenching on the arm and shoulder, Corax must be in extreme pain. Corax is able to shift out from under Thim, and Thim reverses the move into a fujiwara arm bar type move. Corax is getting frustrated; he grabs the ref’s shirt, then let’s go quickly and yells at himself. After taking a second to calm himself down, Corax gets his legs under himself and flips Thim backward so he is on his back! Thim tries to release the hold, but Corax quickly grabs Thim’s legs and rolls through, rolling Thim up, 1,2,3! The ref hits the mat for the third time just as Thim was kicking out! Corax advances!
WINNER in 11:14 Corax
Corax grabs his shoulder and bails out of the ring before Thim can do anymore damage.
UNCLE ENTITY vs. SOULDRAGON – qualifierTie up of the collar and elbow nature to begin things. They trade headlocks, then hammerlocks, but neither man can gain an advantage. UE finally takes down SD with a shoulder block. SD pops back up, leapfrogs UE as he comes off the ropes, arm drag, arm drag, heptoses, and UE thinks better of it before charging again. Another tie up, and UE backs SD back into a corner and some chops are exchanged. Dragon gets the upper hand and hotshots Entity. SD to the middle rope and he gets a flipping neck breaker. Cover gets a quick two, and SD works a chin lock. UE to his feet, and he shoves SD off to the ropes, then tosses him over the top on the rebound. But SD skins the cat and charges from behind. UE sees it coming though, and dumps SD out the other side thru the middle rope this time. Entity follows out and gets in a few kicks on the floor, but rolls SD back in. Gut buster followed up by a flapjack. Irish whip, and UE looks for a knee to the gut, but SD counters by flipping over the knee and getting a rollup for two. SD hits a tiger suplex for two, but misses a springboard dropkick, and UE takes over. Irish whip and SD goes sternum first into the corner. Belly to back takedown and SD lands hard on his chest. UE with a swinging neck breaker and a leg drop gets two. UE looks for a brain buster, but SD blocks, then counters into his own fisherman’s suplex. One, two, and UE barely gets a shoulder up. SD with a variety of kicks, capped off by a stiff knee to the head. Cover and UE gets a foot on the rope. SD looks for a super kick, but UE blocks it and looks for a Death Valley Driver, but SD falls off the back and looks for the Omen Driver, but UE desperately grabs the ropes to stop it. SD charges, but UE backdrops him over the top and SD lands on the apron. SD springboards back in, but UE kicks him in the gut. Entity looks for a power bomb, but Dragon tries to counter into a hurricanrana, but UE blocks that and tries to cinch in a Liontamer. Dragon wiggles free of that and gets a few shots to the face. UE holds on though and picks SD back up for the power bomb. Dragon uses the momentum to flip all the way over and get a rollup, but UE uses that momentum against him to roll thru with it, get his own cover, and get the three count! WINNER in 11:40: Uncle Entity
AX-MAN vs. MARK VANDERAx attacks MV as he poses on the turnbuckle and power bombs him down for a 2 count Ax presses the advantage with a back breaker, holds on, and hits a high velocity side slam that folds MV up for another 2. Vile knees to the back and a modified surfboard follow and MV barely makes the ropes. Ax boots him under the bottom rope to the outside and rolls out. Lifting MV up, Ax drops him knee first across the stairs. Back in and the ref starts his count. MV rolls into the ring at eight and Ax attacks the knee with stomps and knee drops it a few times before slapping on a leg lock. MV fights out and stuns Ax with an enziguri. Jaw breaker/huge clothesline combo puts Ax down for 2. Ax kicks MV away but runs right into a pair of crisp arm drags and a hurricurana for another two count. Ax stumbles towards the ropes and MV charges. Ax moves, but MV lands on the ropes and back kicks Ax in the stomach. Turn around cross body gets another two count for MV. Ax thumbs the eye and rebounds off the ropes with a chop block. He measures MV and picks him up for a shin breaker. A couple of elbow drops to the knee are followed by a knee crank that bends the leg awkwardly. MV kicks free and throws his head into MV’s stomach before nailing a spinning neck breaker. No cover as they both struggle back to their feet. Slug fest commences and MV takes advantage with chops and forearms, but Ax boots him in the leg and DDTs him for another 2. He drags MV to the ropes and straddles his leg over the bottom one. He stands on the leg after butt dropping it three times. Ax grabs the leg, and hits a dragon screw leg whip and half Boston crab. MV gets to the ropes but Ax refuses to break and pulls him away. MV makes him pay with an enziguri though. MV hits a series of roll ups for 2 after the fourth one, counters a clothesline with a tilt-a-whirl side Russian leg sweep. MV stalks him and hooks in the full nelson. Ax tries to fight it, but MV head butts him half a dozen times and kills Ax with a Head’s Up~!!! Unfortunately, MV can’t hold the bridge because of the damaged leg. MV drags him back to his feet and attempts another Head’s Up~!!! but Ax blocks it and pulls the ref in the way and mule kicks MV. Ax decapitates him with a lariat and signals that it’s over. He grabs MV for another shin breaker, but MV hits a rolling head lock takedown out of it. MV attempts a hurricurana but Ax grabs the rope to block. Jumping pile driver and MV is dead. Ax pulls him away from the ropes and locks in the figure four. MV fights it, but eventually taps. WINNER in 9:42 Ax-Man
CHRIS COLE vs. SAINT CHAOSChaos stands silently in the middle of the ring as the bell sounds, and Cole cautiously approaches. Cole examines Chaos’ mask and goes to touch it, but gets floored with a right hand before he can do so. Chaos kicks Cole all over the ring, then slugs away in the corner. Cole tries to slip out, but Chaos throws him forcefully back into the corner and pounds him down, then chokes him out. Cole rolls out for a breather, as Chaos stands tall in the ring. Cole milks a nine count before stepping back in, but then steps right back out to milk another. Cole turns to jaw with some fans in the front row, and Chaos reaches over the top rope and pulls Cole back onto the apron by his head. Suplex back in, and Chaos drops an elbow. Cover gets two. Chaos slugs away again. Irish whip, and Chaos catches Cole with both hands by the throat. Baldo Bomb gets another two count. Cole tries to powder out again, but Chaos grabs his leg and pulls him back in. Wheelbarrow suplex, cover gets another two. Irish whip, and Chaos looks for a big boot, but Cole baseball slides under it, and clips the other leg with a chop block. CC stomps away at the knee immediately, peppering in a couple of kicks to the head, then dumps Chaos to the floor. Cole slams Chaos on the floor, then takes a piece of the guardrail out and slams it on the knee. The official warns Cole about that, so Cole sets the rail aside. Cole yanks at the bad knee some more, then slams it down on the steps. Cole stomps at it while it’s on the steps, then rolls back in to break the count, and back out. Chaos gets to his feet, and Cole charges for a clothesline, but Chaos hits him with an uppercut, and Cole does a Michaels-esque spitting sell job and falls flat on his back. Chaos rolls in, trying to shake some life back into the leg. Cole gets his bearings and gets back in, and Chaos looks for a slam, but the knee buckles. Cole rolls him up, one, two… but Chaos kicks out. Cole looks for the Texas Cloverleaf, but Chaos is able to kick him away. Cole with a kick to the gut, and he ties Chaos’ leg up in the ropes and kicks away until the ref forces a break. Chaos gets to his feet, but Cole clips the knee again. TEXAS CLOVERLEAF~! But Chaos makes the ropes fairly easily. Cole with a butterfly suplex, and a well-measured knee drop to the knee. Belly to back side suplex gets a two count. Irish whip to the corner is reversed by Chaos, but Chaos misses a blind charge and Cole looks for the HEADLINER~! But Chaos manages to shift his weight and flip over onto his own feet and hits a tombstone pile driver of his own! That hurt the knee some more, and Chaos drags himself over for a cover. One, two, and Cole gets a foot on the rope. Chaos looks for the ENTROPY, but Cole goes to the eyes and rolls out. Chaos goes to the top though and comes off with a flying clothesline… and EATS the guardrail that Cole had set aside earlier. Cole hits the HEADLINER ON THE FLOOR~! CC rolls Chaos in, but rather than cover, he reapplies the TEXAS CLOVERLEAF~! Chaos is out, and Cole has the hold applied dead center of the ring. The ref checks the unconscious Chaos and has no choice but to call for the bell. Cole cinches on the hold for a few extra seconds before releasing and scurrying away to the back. WINNER in 16:11: Chris Cole
DONOVAN VIPER vs. CAPELLAN – One Hour Iron Man, Chain on a Pole MatchCapellan come s to the ring first, the crowd goes nuts. Donovan Viper comes out next, flanked by the Tommy O’Neil, Harper Camby, Corax, Ayaka and Missy. They all walk down the ramp to the ring together. Viper looks completely focused, Capellan looks around nervously making sure he has an escape route should they all jump him. Viper stops at the bottom of the ramp, turns and looks over his troops, then nods and sends them to the back. Ayaka and Missy protest a little but Donnie sends them to the back as well. Once they get to the back, Donovan Viper sneers and turns around and gets into the ring. It looks like we may actually have a one on one match tonight. The two men meet in the middle of the ring, the ref gives the instructions, the match will last one hour, the winner will be the man who scores the most pin falls or submissions within the sixty minute time limit, who ever climbs to the pole to get the chain can use it as he sees fit, once the chain is off the pole, it is legal. Donovan Viper turns to head to the corner, but Capellan stops him, Cap asks the ref to check him, Viper protests for a minute, but the ref insists. The ref finds a chain in Viper’s boot and quickly confiscates it putting it in his pocket. Viper glares at Capellan, Cap grins back at Viper and points to his head. The ref calls for the bell and this one is under way. The two men circle, collar and elbow tie up, Capellan grabs an arm wringer, Viper breaks it with a slap across the face that sends Cap to one knee. Capellan responds with a European uppercut from his knees that sends Viper to the mat. Capellan us on his feet ready to fight, Viper scoots back to the corner. When Capellan comes in to grab him, Viper ducks out of the ropes and the ref stops Capellan. After a couple times of this, Capellan grabs Vipers legs and pulls him up in the air, and lets him slam down to the mat. Capellan immediately drops an elbow on Viper and makes the cover, but only gets a two count, Viper springs to his feet and questions the ref, as he turns around he eats a Capellan dropkick right to the mouth. DV tumbles over the top rope to the floor, as soon as he gets up, Capellan dives over the top rope and sends Viper sprawling. Cap grabs DV and shoots him back into the ring and follows him in. Viper is on his knees begging off, but Capellan destroys him with a dropkick to the mouth. Capellan pulls Donnie to his feet, but Donnie escapes by hitting a chin buster. Capellan writhes in pain and Donovan Viper starts climbing the corner to get the chain. Viper is on the top rope and is about to start scaling the pole, when Capellan gets to his feet, and starts climbing as well. Both men are perched precariously on the top rope holing on to the pole for support. Donovan Viper rocks Capellan wit ha couple of stiff rights, Capellan comes back with a head but to the bridge of Donnie’s nose that nearly sends him tumbling to the mat. Capellan leaps in the air, swings around the pole and lands on DV’s shoulders, then immediately snaps him off the top turnbuckle with a top rope hurricarana! They both slam to the mat, but Capellan manages to crawl over to Donovan and get a three count.
Capellan leads 1 fall to 0 at 33:19Capellan immediately springs to his feet, and starts climbing the corner again. As Donovan Viper gets to his feet, Capellan turns and leaps off with a cross body block, but Viper catches him in mid air and reverses it into a power slam. Viper hooks the leg, but Capellan is able to kick out at two. Viper pulls Capellan to his feet and destroys him with a sidewinder, but instead of going for the cover, Viper goes to the corner and starts climbing. He gets to the top rope, when once again Capellan springs to his feet and meets Viper in the corner. Capellan manages to get the advantage, and tries the same swing around the pole, hurricarana, but this time, Viper keeps hold of the pole, shifts his weight and drops Capellan from the top rope with a power bomb. The back of Capellan’s head slams into the mat, and his eyes go a little glassy. Viper seizes the opportunity to climb to the top of the pole and retrieve the chain. DV gets to the top of the pole, grabs the chain and wraps it around his fist. Capellan still has not moved, Viper sizes up the situation, judges the distance, then launches himself from THE TOP OF THE POLE! And drops a chain wrapped fist down on Capellan’s head. Capellan may well be dead. Donovan Viper writhes in pain on the mat as well though, no doubt completely knocking the wind out of himself. Viper slowly crawls over to Capellan and drapes an arm across his chest and gets the three count.
Match tied 1-1 at 42:29Donovan Viper celebrates for a moment, then realizes that Capellan STILL has not moved, he drapes his arm across Capellan’s chest again and gets another three count
Donovan Viper leads 2-1 at 42:57Donovan Viper grins, knowing he could gain a whole lot of pins this way; he causally leans back across Capellan and orders the ref to count again. The ref gets to two, and suddenly Capellan springs to life, crucifixes Viper and rolls a stunned Viper over and keeps his shoulders on the mat for a three count
Match tied 2-2 at 43:12Donovan Viper leaps to his feet and screams at the ref, Capellan is struggling to get to his feet, his forehead has been split wide open from the chain shot, blood pours from the wound. Donovan Viper turns his rage to Capellan and knocks him to the mat, mounts him and hammers away at his head; Capellan is a horrific mess in no time. Viper gets to his feet and wraps the chain around his elbow and waits for Capellan to get to his feet, as Capellan staggers up, he turns and walks right into a Death Elbow from Viper. Viper covers and gets another three count
Donovan Viper leads 3-2 at 49:51Viper looks pleased that Capellan is a mess; he pulls the youngster to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Viper pauses for a split second, then charges into the corner, Capellan jumps up to the top rope and hooks Viper and rolls out of the corner with a sunset flip. Cap gets a two count then Viper rolls through and lunges at Capellan, Capellan thinks quickly and drop toe holds Viper into the corner, DV’s head slams into the middle turnbuckle. Capellan grabs Donnie’s legs and drags a stunned Viper to the middle of the ring. Capellan gets hold of the chain and wraps it around Donnie’s neck and pulls him to his feet, Cap then turns Donnie around and pulls the chain over his shoulder, pulling Viper off the mat and choking him with the chain. Viper kicks his feet desperately, but can’t get free, Donnie taps frantically.
Match tied 3-3 at 54:18Capellan drops Viper and he falls to the mat gasping for breath. Now it is Capellan’s turn to mount Donnie and pummel him with the chain wrapped around his fist. It is not long until Donovan Viper is a bloody mess. Capellan pulls Viper to his feet and whips him to the ropes and drops him with his own version of the BURNING HAMMER – assisted with a chain of course. Viper is out, Capellan covers and appears to get a three count, but Donnie got his foot on the ropes at the last possible second. The announcer announces that there is two minutes left in the match. Capellan pulls a bloody and exhausted Donovan Viper to his feet and hits a standing belly to belly suplex and covers. Viper kicks out at two. Cap leaves the ring and goes to the apron and springs into the ring with a guillotine leg drop. Another cover, another two count. Capellan looks to the corner and waits for Donovan Viper to get to his feet. Donovan Viper gets to his feet and Capellan dashes to the corner and scales the ropes and launches with a DRAGON KICK! At the last second Donovan Viper moves out of the way and Capellan slams to the mat. Viper grabs the chain, rolls Capellan over and wraps the chain around his neck, then locks on a modified camel clutch/dragon sleeper. Capellan fights with everything he has and refuses to tap to Viper. Viper wrenches back on Capellan, blood spurts from Capellan’s forehead as the pressure builds. Thirty seconds left, can he hold on. Donovan keeps up the pressure, finally with about ten seconds left; Capellan’s body goes limp, HE HAS PASSED OUT! The ref waves his arm and Viper collapses to the mat, the time expires. Donovan Viper wins!
WINNER 4 falls to 3 – Donovan Viper
The referee checks on both men, Viper slowly rolls out of the ring and collapses on the floor. Capellan is moving in the ring, which draws applause from the crowd. Capellan slowly gets to his feet helped up by the ref, the crowd roars. At first Cap thinks they are just acknowledging him, but when he turns around a bloody, battered Donovan Viper is standing behind him. Capellan waits for the onslaught, but Viper just stares at him for a second. Nods his head then leaves the ring.
BLACKDRAGON & UNDERDAWG vs. THE ESTABLISHMENT-Texas Tornado MatchBD and Endo pair off leaving Morte to throw some experimental kicks at UD. UD catches one of the kicks and goozles Morte. He sets Morte on the top rope and boots him to the outside. Endo bails after BD finishes a backbreaker/over head Urinage suplex combo. BD slides out after him and hot shots him into the barricade. UD pounds away on Morte with some vicious dog bones. BD pulls Endo back up but gets a low blow for his troubles and a DDT on the floor. Endo grabs a chair and slams it across UD’s back. It does little more than piss him off, but it also distracts him long enough for Morte to recover and drop kick him face first into the ring post. BD crawls back to his feet only for Endo to leg drop him across the back of the head with the chair. Dual brain buster on the chair takes BD out for the time being. The Establishment use some quick stick and move techniques to keep the Big Dawg off balance, finally taking him off his feet with a Claw~!!!/back leg sweep combo. Endo has the Claw~!!! locked in tight while Morte locks in a figure four. BD recovers and snaps off a kick to Endo’s face. Morte releases the figure four and he and BD go at it with punches and chops. Morte rakes the eyes and attempts a kick, but BD ducks it and nails one of his own. Endo clotheslines BD down and stomps him. UD taps Endo on the shoulder and once he turns around nails him with a huge over hand right. Irish whip/big boot combo put Endo down for 2. Morte breaks that up with somersault leg drop. Drop kick to the side of the head keeps UD down. Morte helps Endo up and they gang stomp UD until BD snatches Morte up with a Dragon Suplex. Endo breaks that up by jumping on BD’s stomach with both feet. He pulls BD up and whips him hard into UD. Endo hits a jumping lariat that slumps BD down. Morte nails UD with a jump kick and both men are down. They kick UD out of the ring and go to work on BD. BD fights off both of them for a minute and manages to knock Endo to the outside. Morte kills BD with a Tiger Suplex, but UD pulls Morte out at 2. Endo locks the Claw~!!! on UD again, but UD goozles him and slams him into the ring post. UD checks on BD as Morte grabs another chair and slides in just as UD is tuning around. UD boots the chair back into his face then choke slams Morte through the ring. Endo breaks up the pin fall, but BD DKO Drops~!!! Endo right on top of Morte. BD sits on Morte and UD rests his foot on Endo’s chest for the three count.
WINNERS in 15:55 Blackdragon & UnderDawg
DRINK & DESTROY vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE – Barbed Wire Steel Cage MatchO’Neil and Camby jump D&D in the aisle before they even get to the ring. They brawl all over ringside, and Capslock sends O’Neil into the steel. Stank pounds on Camby by the rail, and lets some fans get some punches in, too. Big boot for Camby from Stank, and D&D double team O’Neil. Double suplex on the floor and Capslock plays to the crowd. That allows Camby to jump him from behind and send him into the cage. Stank and Camby slug it out, and Stank sets up for the STANK-U, but O’Neil gets a low blow in to stop that. Tommy goes around the cage and grabs a chair from the timekeeper, tosses it to Camby, and he CLOBBERS Capslock with it, and adds a second shot for good measure. Then Camby decks Stank with it, and O’Neil tosses Stank into the ring, and the match finally begins. Camby quickly follows behind, pulls a padlock out of his tights, and they lock the door. TDB has Stank in the cage 2 on 1! The Brigade works over Stank with a methodical pace, taking much time and much joy in pounding him down. To the cage several times, and Stank is bleeding. Capslock finally comes to outside and crawls over toward the door, only to find it locked. He shakes the door, trying to jar it free, but no dice. As Camby arrogantly puts the key to the padlock back in his tights, Capslock looks up toward the barbed wire enclosing the top of the cage walls and motions for help from the back. Meanwhile, O’Neil and Camby are just busting up Stank. Power bomb from Camby, and a cover. But Camby pulls Stank up at two. O’Neil stomps the hell out of Stank in the corner, and Tommy pulls him up and slaps him. Officials come from the back and appear to have a bolt cutter. TDB begins to pick up the pace of their assault and TRIPLE SIX~! It’s over, and out of desperation, Capslock hurriedly climbs the cage, gets torn up by the barbed wire, but hits a SUPERFLY SPLASH WITH BARBED WIRE OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE onto O’Neil to break up the pin!! O’Neil is DEAD, and Capslock is bleeding everywhere but is running on adrenaline and emotion, popping right back up and going toe to toe with Camby. Capslock still has the barbed wire stuck all over him and avalanches Camby in the corner. Cover on O’Neil, but Camby breaks up the cover. Capslock looks for the GREETINGS FROM FRESNO, but Camby backdrops out of it, and Capslock feels the barbed wire on impact. O’Neil finally comes to, and TDB sets up for a TRIPLE SIX on Capslock, but can’t find a way to do it without dealing with the barbed wire, so Camby and O’Neil do their best to get the wire off of Capslock’s body. They do, but before getting any further, Stank runs in with a double clothesline to break it up. Running avalanche for Camby in the corner, and it’s STANKONIA time! Cover, but O’Neil pulls the ref away before he can finish the count. Capslock grabs O’Neil from behind and sends him to the steel repeatedly, then gets him up in a torture rack. Tommy grabs the cage with his free arm to break the leverage, so Capslock dumps him between the cage and the ropes. Camby crawls up and gets a low blow on Capslock from behind, but turns right around into a STANK-U~! It’s over, but Stank wants some more, so he picks Camby up for another. Stank walks around the ring with Camby on his shoulders to show all the fans, but O’Neil pops up with a BARBED WIRED LEFT HOOK~! Stank falls like a sack of potatoes, and Camby lands on top of him. One… two… and O’Neil cuts off Capslock as the referee comes down with the three count! WINNERS in 18:03: The Devil’s Brigade
SERAPH vs. FIRECHILD – Ultimate HellThe demonic structure is in place, one enormous Hell in the Cell cage, two stories tall. Inside this structure sit a regulation steel cage, on top of that cage, a smaller steel cage, filled with weapons, chairs, barbed wire, kendo sticks, thumbtacks, baseball bats, handcuffs, you name it. One small difference in this one, around the outside cage – the massive hell in the cell cage, is a row of propane nozzles. To prevent interference of any kind, once the match is started, a ring of fire will encircle the cage. Seraph comes to the ring first, he face maintains the peaceful calm that is so disturbing, but if you look into his eyes, a burning rage consumes his soul. Seraph enters and waits. Firechild comes to the ring next. He mocks the fans, and taunts Seraph from the outside of the ring, he seems supremely confident, but once he looks at the massive, ominous structure, you can almost see a bit of concern pass across his face. The only way to win this match is to pin your opponent or make him submit. There is no escape.
Firechild makes his way into the ring, the outermost cage is locked, and with the referee’s signal the fires of hell are turned on with a loud explosion. Firechild looks around as the fire spreads around ringside, effectively trapping him in the ring with Seraph. As Firechild turns his attention back to the ring, Seraph is standing before him, glaring into his eyes. FC is startled for a moment, then regains his cocky swagger and a grin slowly spreads across his face. Without warning, Seraph springs into action and drops FC to one knee with an uppercut jab that catches FC in the throat. Seraph grabs FC by the hair and slams him face first into the cage. Firechild staggers a bit, but maintains his composure; he stops Seraph with a rake of the eyes, and drops him with a spine buster. Firechild hits the ropes and drops a leg across Seraph’s throat, then pulls his former mentor to his feet and runs him face first into the cage once, twice, three times, after the third time Firechild holds Seraph’s face against the steel mesh and grinds his head back and forth, opening a nasty gash on Seraph’s forehead. Firechild releases Seraph and he staggers across the ring and drops to his knees, Firechild digs his fingers into the gash on Seraph’s forehead and tries to tear it wide open. Seraph grimaces in pain and grabs Firechild’s hands trying to force him to stop. Blood pours from the wound. Firechild pulls Seraph to his feet and tries a suplex, but Seraph reverses out of it easily, lands on his feet, spins FC around and brutalizes him wit ha series of chops that backs FC to the ropes. One final chop sends FC through the ropes and out the cage door to the floor. Seraph follows Firechild out and pulls him to his feet and runs him into the unforgiving steel of the hell in the cell. Firechild staggers and falls to his knees. Seraph takes a few steps back and runs, and bulldogs FC to the floor. FC writhes in pain and grabs his face, when he sits up again we can see that his face is a bloody mess from what certainly must be a broken nose. Seraph pursues FC who tries to scoot away. Seraph pulls FC up and runs him onto the steel several times, opening a nasty gash on FC’s forehead. Firechild gets the advantage with a low blow that drops Seraph to the floor. FC grabs Seraph’s arm and yells “You wanna know what it is like to burn….again!” and tries to push Seraph’s arm through the cage into the flames. To stop him, Seraph pounds away at FC’s nose. FC breaks the hold and staggers away in pain. Once he gets to the opposite side of the ring, he begins climbing the side of the cage to get to the weapons on top. Seraph does the same on the other side, and soon they meet at the top of the cage. Firechild gets to the top first, and gets into the cage with the weapons first, as Seraph enters that cage, he is met wit ha barbed wire wrapped chair to the face. Seraph staggers but won’t go down. Firechild rummages through the cans of plunder and comes up wit ha leather strap which he uses to whip Seraph’s back, leaving bloody welts. This only serves to motivate Seraph, who is quickly up and rocks Firechild with a series of rights, then bounces his head off the care, as FC turns back to Seraph, Seraph levels him with a kendo shot to the face, opening another gash on FC’s head. Seraph motions for FC to get to his feet, and when he does, Seraph grabs him and lifts him and hits a sit down choke slam (like I believe Matt Hardy does), but when they hit, the cage floor, it collapses sending both men and all the plunder falling 15 feet to the ring below! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT! The ref immediately checks on both men and is about to make the dreaded “X” sign, when miraculously they both begin to stir. Seraph pulls himself to his feet first, both men look glassy eyed; do they really know where they are? Firechild is up next, barely. Seraph charges, but FC back body drops him right into a pile of thumbtacks left when the bag feel from the top and split open. Seraph arches his back in pain, and when he sits up we see hundreds of thumbtacks sticking into his back, and blood streaming down in tiny lines all across his back. To make it worse, FC pulls him up and hits a choke slam, driving them further into his back. FC goes for the pin, but Seraph kicks out at two. FC staggers around ring and finds the barbed wire chair, he slams it down across Seraph’s head repeatedly, Seraph is not moving, FC places the chair under his head, then rummages around and finds another barbed wire chair BARBED WIRE CON-CHAIR-TO! Seraph is dead. FC falls across him and the ref counts one, tow, SERAPH KICKS OUT! Firechild pulls Seraph to his feet, blood pours down Seraph’s face and runs down his chest, FC tries a whip, but Seraph reverses it and sends FC to the cage face first. Seraph lifts FC and drops him between the ropes and the cage, then slams him in the back of the head with a running forearm sending his face into the cage. FC starts to slump, but Seraph grabs the barbed wire chair and puts it between FC’s face and the cage, then grabs the other barbed wire chair and hits a BARBED WIRE CON-CHAIR-TO of his own, driving Firechild’ s face into the barbs of the chair. Firechild slowly falls between the ropes and back into the ring. Seraph makes the cover, but FC gets his foot on the ropes. Seraph looks around the plunder for something else; he digs in a garbage can and finds two glass light tubes that had somehow survived the fall. Seraph pulls FC to the middle of the ring and lays the tubes across FC’s chest in an “X” then grabs a chair and heads to the top rope. Seraph dives off the rope, at the last second FC grabs one tube and slams it into Seraph’s head, shattering it, but FC can not get out of the way completely, and Seraph lands on him shattering the second tube and gouging it into FC’s chest. Both men writhe in agony, and the blood is beginning to become a bit grotesque. In addition to serious head wounds, Seraph is bleeding heavily from his back, and Firechild’s chest has been sliced open from the glass shards. Weak from the punishment and blood loss, it takes both men a long time to get to their feet. Firechild tries a clothesline, but Seraph ducks and turns and hits a clothesline from hell of his own. Both men fall to the mat, Seraph struggles and is up first. He digs through the plunder and produces a pair of hand cuffs; he cuffs Firechild’s hands behind his back and waits. Firechild struggles, but finally manages to get to his feet. As he does, Seraph kicks him low doubling him over in pain and hits a WINGS OF PHOENIX on a barbed wire chair! Seraph used FC’s own finisher! Seraph rolls FC over and falls across him, the ref counts three, mercifully this match is over. Seraph falls to the mat; both men appear to lose consciousness.
WINNER in 45:29 Seraph
The flames are quickly put out and medics flood the ring to check on the two men. As they work on the two of them, and get Firechild loaded on a stretcher, a blinding white light fills the arena, we hear a voice whisper “now, you understand” when it subsides, Seraph is gone.
AUSTRAROO vs. CORAX vs. UNCLE ENTITY vs. CANADIAN DRAGON – Onslaught Championship MatchThis is an elimination style fatal four way, the last man standing is the Onslaught Champion. Austraroo and Corax start things out, Canadian Dragon and Uncle Entity wait on the apron to be tagged in. Corax and Aust locks up and immediately Corax goes behind Aust and takes him down and pounces on a side head lock. Aust works his way back to his feet and shoves Corax off to the ropes, Corax rebounds and steps over Aust who hits the mat, Corax hits the far ropes and Aust tries a hip toss, but Corax blocks it and tries one of his own, Austraroo uses the momentum to spring up and snap Corax over with a head scissors. Corax springs to his feet, and Aust tries a drop kick, but Corax swats him aside and drops an elbow in his chest. Cover only gets a one count. Corax pulls Austraroo to his feet, lifts him and hits a pendulum backbreaker, then tags in Uncle Entity. Entity Spring boards in and drops a leg across Austraroo’s chest; another cover gets a two count. Entity pulls Aust to his feet and tries a suplex, but Austraroo escapes and rolls Entity up from behind, he gets a two count and Entity kicks out. Austraroo quickly dives and tags in Corax, Corax comes back in and hits a spinning neck breaker on Entity, then tags in Dragon. Canadian Dragon climbs to the top rope and hits a missile drop kick on Entity as he gets to his feet. Dragon covers, but Entity manages to kick out at two. CD snap mares Entity over and unleashes a series of stiff kicks to the back of Entity’s neck. Dragon pulls Entity up and whips him to the ropes but drops his head a moment too soon and eats a DDT. Entity covers and gets two, then tags Austraroo back in. Austraroo comes in and waits in the corner for a super kick. As CD gets to his feet Aust goes for the kick but CD manages to move out of the way he grabs Austraroo and whips him to the ropes, then hits the ropes himself, Uncle Entity makes the blind tag on CD. Austraroo ducks a CD clothesline, hits the far ropes again, CD drops to the mat and as Austraroo leaps over CD, Uncle Entity springboards into the ring and DESTROYS Austraroo with a flying clothesline. Entity makes the cover and gets the three count.
Austraroo is eliminated as Entity celebrates, Canadian Dragon tags Corax in and he rolls Corax up from behind getting a two count. Both men spring to their feet and Corax lunges with a clothesline, Entity ducks the move and hooks Corax and kills him with a dragon suplex, Entity bridges but cannot get a three count. Corax staggers to his feet; Entity kicks him low and hits the spinning brainbuster/fisherman’s suplex. Entity floats over and gets a three count
Corax is eliminated as Entity gets to his feet, Canadian Dragon charges across the ring and leaps on his shoulders and tries a victory roll, but can not keep Entity’s shoulders down to the mat. Both men are quickly to their feet and Entity catches Dragon with a t-bone suplex and gets another two count. On the outside, Corax is vehemently arguing with someone – it appears that he is arguing with himself, something about being cheated again. Inside the ring, Entity whips Canadian Dragon to the corner, Dragon leaps to the top rope and tries a moonsault, but Entity gauges the move right and turns it into a stunner! Canadian Dragon is out! Entity is covering Dragon, 1,2,3….but there is no referee! Corax is on the apron arguing with the ref about how he has been cheated. Jesse Garron rushes over and tries to pulls Corax off the apron, but Corax kicks him away. Finally Entity is on his feet, he looks around and sees what is going on, runs over and knocks Corax to the floor. The two stand and argue for a moment, which allows Canadian Dragon time to recover, he gets to his feet, grabs Entity and hits a Dragon Kick, then rolls a stunned Uncle Entity into a small package and gets a three count!
WINNER in 18:41 Canadian Dragon
THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. wCw vs. JOHNNY ADRENALINE & ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. MIKEY STYNER & DR. MURDER – OOWF World Tag Team Title Ladder MatchThe first three teams are already brawling as TFDU make their entrance. It doesn’t take long until someone gets killed. In this particular case, TW is press slammed from the ring by MS/DM onto a ladder on the outside. JWW assaults DM with some rapid fire punches but MS attacks him and drops him with a back suplex. JA and AA stomp away at GB after hitting OBJ with a con-chair-to. DM hits the Coroner Splash on JA from behind and AA bails. He looks under the ring and starts to pull out a ladder, but a groggy OBJ spears him through a table leaning against the barricade. MS/DM are dominating with there power based offense. MS grabs one of the ladders strewn around the ringside area. He pops OBJ in the face with the ladder and jabs it in his throat three times before rolling into the ring. DM encourages him to set up the ladder as he stomps away at JWW. TW is back and nails a spring board dropkick that sends the ladder into MS’s face. He grabs a chair and throws it into DM’s face before taking him to the outside with a head scissors. JA stumbles towards the ladder and GB nails him from behind with a jumping spin kick. He scoop slams JA on the ladder and hits a flipping senton on him. DM attacks GB but GB flips out of the power bomb attempt and drops him face first on the ladder. GB sets up the ladder, and JWW cross checks him into the ropes while holding a second ladder. JWW starts climbing, but AA throws the second ladder at JWW and shoves the ladder over. JWW hangs himself on the top rope as AA looks to see all the damaged bodies. He sets up the second ladder and starts climbing. TW positions himself under AA and kills him with a running power bomb into the turnbuckle. 6 of the eight men are back up as TW starts the climb and JA is still down from t he power bomb. GB sets up a ramp using the first ladder as TW is grabbed by MS in an electric chair drop. GB runs up the ramp and nails everyone with a Dive Bomb~!!! while OBJ climbs up the ladder. JA recovers just enough to hold onto his leg. OBJ kicks off twice, but looses his balance just long enough for AA to get back up and help JA. AA pulls OBJ down as JA sets up a third ladder and starts climbing. OBJ kills AA with a clothesline and climbs up as well. TW and GB are up as are MS/DM who destroy JWW with a spiked pile driver. OBJ and JA slug it out on the top of the ladders and TW uses the ramp to get to the belt. OBJ slams JA’s head into the top of the ladder several times until JA falls back to the canvas TW reaches for the belt and OBJ knocks his leg from out of him. The ramp starts to bend as GB climbs up after TW. MS/DM and AA/JWW brawl around the ladders and AA takes a wicked Irish whip into the ladder OBJ is standing on. He falls on top of the big men as JWW rolls out of the way. TW kicks away at GB then gets crazy and kills GB with a sunset bomb and they both crash through the bent ladder. Everyone is out except JWW and AA. AA tosses aside the excess ladders and starts the slow climb. He kicks JWW away twice before leaping down with a cross body to put him down. JA is up and helps his partner to his feet only to get destroyed by an MS big boot. AA low blows MS, grabs a discarded chair and waffles the big man with a chair. DM stomps away at OBJ then turns right into a stiff chair shot as well. AA holds the chair up and yells that he’s the man. He turns right into a boot to the gut and GB Chomps the excess weight right off him. AA IS DEAD!!! JWW levels GB with a clothesline then holds the ladder steady as he tries to make the climb. OBJ assaults him from behind while TW spring boards onto the ladder, which stays up since two big guys are preventing it from falling. TW scrambles up the ladder and grabs the belt just as OBJ misses a lariat and knocks the ladder over. JWW stands under his partner and steadies him as he unsnaps the belts. WINNERS in 31:33 AND NEW OOWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: wCw
LD WILLIAMS vs. CHRIS ALT – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchStare down in the middle of the ring before the bell, to which Alt trumps Williams by dangling the belt in front of him. L.D. slaps the taste out of Alt’s mouth, and that triggers a slug out as the bell sounds. They trade shots; neither man gaining an advantage until Williams pulls Alt’s legs from beneath him, and mounts him for some punches. Alt reverses that however and gets his own shots in, and the roll out of the ring. The brawl continues out there, and Alt dumps the challenger into the crowd. But L.D. goes to the eyes before Alt can follow over, and Williams sends him to the post upon returning to the ringside area. L.D. in to break the count, and back out. To the post again, but Alt blocks and tries to post L.D. Williams blocks and gets a forearm shot. Both men back in, and Williams charges, but eats a picture perfect standing dropkick from the champion. Cover gets one, and Alt works a front face lock. L.D. counters into a neck breaker. Cover also gets one. They chain wrestle for a few minutes and neither man can gain the upper hand, that is, until Williams gets a backslide out of nowhere. One, two, and as the ref comes down for three, he sees Alt’s feet on the middle rope. L.D. is incensed, and yells at the official, giving Alt the time to get to his feet and nail Williams with a five arm, sending the challenger thru the ropes and to the floor. Baseball slide, and Alt figures “what the hell, its pay per view,” and busts out a SPRINGBOARD CORKSCREW INTO A HURRICANRANA~! And that sends Williams into the steps. Suplex is blocked though, and Williams drops Alt stomach first onto the corner of the announce table with a gourd buster variation. Back in, and Alt is slow to get back on the apron, so L.D. brings him in with a suplex. Floatover for the cover, and Alt kicks out at two. L.D. keeps Alt on defense and switches up his point of attack several times, first targeting the stomach, then switching to the left knee highlighted by a figure four, which Alt makes the ropes to break. L.D. goes to kick Alt’s leg right out from under his leg, but Alt clotheslines his head off instead. Alt rallies with another, then a spinning heel kick, and the champion goes up. Guillotine leg drop MISSES however, and L.D. gets a rollup for two. Alt stumbles up, and Williams hits him with a stiff jumping pile driver. Rather than covering, Williams gives him ANOTHER one. Cover this time, one, two, but Alt kicks out. Alt reverses an Irish whip to the corner and goes up for some punches, but L.D. walks out of the corner and drops the champion’s face onto the turnbuckle. One, two, and Alt’s out again. L.D. steps out onto the apron and slingshots back in with a plancha, but Alt rolls thru for the cover. One, two, and L.D. kicks out. Williams misses a clothesline, and Alt hits a German suplex, bridging for the pin. One, two, but Williams lifts his shoulder, having learned from his mistake last time. However, Alt simply holds on, and gives him another, bridging again. And again, Williams gets his shoulder up. So Alt gives him a third German suplex, but the champion doesn’t have the strength to bridge this time, so the official counts both guys shoulders. One, two, and BOTH guys roll their right shoulder up. So Alt looks for a fourth suplex, but this time Williams manages to trip him up with his feet and goes directly into the STF! Dead center of the ring and Alt is in trouble. Alt is seemingly MILES from the ropes and can’t seem to wiggle his way closer, so he’s left with one last chance: to power out. Alt shifts his weight slightly and flexes his legs with all his strength and sure enough, Alt breaks the hold! Williams can’t believe it and charges right back to Alt and grabs him for the DDT, but Alt reverses into a SPINAL CONTUSION OUT OF NOWHERE~! Alt is spent though, and delays in crawling over for the cover. One, two, and Williams gets his left foot on the bottom rope. Alt pulls himself up, and sets L.D. onto the top turnbuckle, and calls for the top rope ALT-OMIC BOMB. But before Alt can make his move, Williams sunset flips over Alt and gets a cover, puts both feet on the middle rope AND grabs a handful of tights and GETS THE THREE COUNT to recapture the Intercontinental title! Alt is in shock and pleads his case to the official, but it’s too late, as Williams is halfway up the aisle with his coveted title belt. WINNER in 32:22 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion: L.D. Williams
MICROPLAY vs. PHIL vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. HARDBODY HARRIS – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchHH and MHJ immediately slug it out before MP even makes it to the ring. Phil shrugs his shoulders and attacks MP on the outside. HH clotheslines MHJ to the outside. All four men brawl on the outside, switching dance partners as the occasion call for it. MHJ and HH spill into the crowd and Phil presses MP over the top rope into the ring. MHJ takes control of HH by splashing somebody’s beer into his eyes and nailing a Heart Punch. Back in the ring Phil is dominating MP with power slams, a gut buster, and shoulder tackles in the corner. MHJ kicks Phil in the spine and nails him with a reverse DDT for 2. MHJ stomps away at Phil as HH makes his way back to the ring. MP baseball slides him into the barricade then HH’s head into the barricade a few times before tossing him into the stairs. Phil counters a MHJ DDT with a side Pirate leg sweep and floats over into a cover. MP breaks up the pin and stomps Phil a few times, before dropping a few elbows to this throat. HH finally makes it to the ring and is busted open. MHJ smells blood and immediately lays into him with closed fist punches while MP chokes Phil in the ropes. Blood flows freely and coats HH’s face as he can barely stay conscious. MHJ drags him to the corner and pulls his left arm behind his head before nailing him with another Heart Punch. HH falls lifelessly to the canvas. MP sees this and dives to breaks up the count at the last moment. He and MHJ have a heated exchange of words and Phil puts them both down with a double clotheslines. He scoop slams MHJ Yar-Plexes MP on top of him. He covers both, but they manage to kick out. Phil tosses MP into the corner and goes for a corner splash, but nobody’s home. HH kills him with a discus clothesline as MP moves out of the way. MP polish hammers HH in the face. HH rolls the shoulder at 2 and MP chokes him in the corner. MHJ kicks Phil in the mouth pounds away at the side of his head before laying him out with a knee lift to the jaw. MP pearl harbors MHJ from behind and pounds away at the back of his head. Phil looks at the two brawling and crawls over to the fallen HH. He grabs HH for the Undead Astro Plunder Buster~!!! but with strength on loan from the wrestling gods, HH back body drops Phil out of the ring. MHJ drops MP with a thunderous DDT. Cover only gets two. MHJ shakes his head then backs right into a bloody HH, and the crowd explodes with the first punch that rocks MHJ. HH is possessed as he punches MHJ into the corner then hits the 10 punches of doom. Only he doesn’t stop at 10. He gets all the way up to 19 and then finishes the flurry with an axe handle. MHJ falls flat on his face while the crowd chants HH’s name. HH turns around and eats a drop kick from MP. MP grinds his elbow into the cut on his forehead after only getting a two count. A vile knee drop to the head gets him another 2. MHJ has murder in his eyes and shoves MP out of the way then mounts and pounds HH. Phil attacks MP and they slug it out for a few minutes until MP gains the advantage with a jaw breaker and a sling shot stun gun that puts Phil down. MP goes up top and MHJ whips HH into the ropes to crotch MP. MHJ follows with a clothesline, but HH toe trips him into the turnbuckle. MHJ stumbles out of the corner into The Undead Nelson Slam~!!! for 2 as MP breaks it up with a huge splash from up top. MP and Phil brawl for a minute and Phil takes them both over with a crazy ass clothesline. MHJ is up and is met with HH’s boot to the gut. BG Memorial Face Plant~!!! is avoided and the Heart Punch is CAUGHT! HH head butts MHJ three times to stun him, then snakes MHJ’s arm around his neck and kills him with a One and Only~!!! for 2. HH cracks his knuckle and waits for MHJ to get back up. Meanwhile, Phil has MP set up for an Undead Astro Plunder Buster~!!! on the outside, but MP drops to one knee, low blows him with surprising effectiveness, and back body drops him through the Caribbean announce table. MHJ avoids the punch and kicks HH in the gut. HH backs MHJ into the corner to prevent the DDT and as MHJ’s arm slips free from around HH’s neck; HH throws all his strength into a Heart Punch. MHJ gets a blank stare in his eyes and drops to his knees clutching his chest. MP swoops in out of nowhere and catches HH with a school boy. He’s got the tights!!! WINNNER AND STILL OOWF WORLD CHAMPION: Microplay
After the match two masked men rush the ring with chairs and take Jack out with a couple of wicked chair shots leaving him lying in the middle of the ring. A third man wearing a maske and carrying a croquet mallet hits the ring, the first two men pull Jack to his feet and the third blasts Jack in the face with the mallet. The masked attacker pulls off his mask revealing….NILES ANDERSON
The returning Niles Anderson stands triumphant in the ring, fully knowing the chaos he has just brought upon the OOWF. He picks up a mic and attempts to speak amidst the booing crowd.*
Niles - FINALLY!!! THE SPECIMEN HAS RETURNED TO ZENDA, MICHIGAN!!!
*The crowd boos loudly as Niles purposely screwed up the name of their home state. Holding the croquet mallet in one hand and a mic in the other, Niles continues.*
Niles - Do you really think I'd stay away? Do you really think I'd let my career end on that note? Hell no. Did it occur to any of you that I have a rematch clause in my contract? An unconditional rematch clause? As in, next Midweek Mayhem, in my first match since I lost the title, I am going to win it right back. And things will be as they should be.
*The crowd is booing mercilessly, but Niles is reveling in it.*
Niles - and after I win the title, I'm gonna tell a little secret. One that my good friend Moosehead Jack is not going to like. You silly son of a bitch Moose. You spend so much time trying to mind fuck everyone that you backed yourself into a corner and allowed yourself to get mind fucked. And now you're in the back, bloodied up because of me. And you know you can't stop me. So Moose, cherish these next couple days. Because next Midweek Mayhem, your end will come!
*Niles throws down the mic and holds the croquet mallet high. The Specimen has returned.*
Thim Reynolds and LD Williams hit the ring, but Niles and the two masked attackers slip out of the ring. Niles walks to the back, arms raised high in victory.
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