MidWeek Mayhem (10/23) Toad Suck, Arkansas

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Toad Suck, Arkansas
October 23, 2013

Non-Title Street Fight
Salvation vs. Murphy’s Law

Non-Title Match
Ghosthead vs. Miranda Williams

Non-Title Match
Alexis Darling vs. Tommy Wilder

Danny Taylor vs. Christian Carter vs. Chris Evans
Stank vs. Mai Muyo vs. Alexander Darling
Saints of Sinners vs. Texpress & Firewoman
Suicide Kings vs. Banned From Everywhere
Matt Folz vs. Jeremy Punswick

Card subject to hypno-toads

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*OOWF Medical*

Doctors are continuing to flush Alexander Darling's eyes out as he grunts in pain. A few orderlies are restraining him as he's really struggling and flopping around and he finally gets one arm free and he uses it to push the doctor away. Alex stumbles to his feet and grabs a towel and heads over to the sink as he finishes cleaning up his eyes. As he raises his head, he takes a long look in the mirror and sees the cuts and scrapes marking the black splotches near his very red eyes. He takes a few deep breaths before storming out of medical and heading towards his locker room. It's empty at the moment as he storms into his room and reaches under his bed and pulls out a black bag. Alex moves some stuff around and pulls out his autographed baseball bat.

Alex: The Kings want to send a message that going against them is suicide. Ghosthead wants to think he was the beginning of my end. Folz wants to think he's surpassed me though he's never been able to win the big one. The entire fucking world wants to think I've lost my smile. That my time is in the past. They need to believe that Alexander Darling is no longer a threat because if he's not a threat, everything in the OOWF is just easier. Well guess what...Chris, Jason, Jos, Matty, Ghost...I am a threat. My time isn't in the past. Everyone claims they wanted me back or to step aside, well, sometimes you get exactly what it is you wish for. You wanted Alexander Darling...well, here I am. Time to have some fun.

Alex heads into the main room of the suite and is about to open to door to exit as he twirls the bat in his hand when Fire, Lexie, and Davin walk in.

Lexie: Where are you going?

Alex: Hunting.

Alex storms past his wife, sister, and brother-in-law as they all look at one another.

Fire: He's baaaaaack.

*Fade*

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Lexie shakes her head and starts to leave, but not with Alex.

FW: Where are you going?

LD: Shower, then um...out...with....Vic.

DM: Really?

LD: Shut up!

Lexie heads to her room. Fire grabs her leather jacket.

DM: Where do you think you're going?

FW: With Alex...to ...help.

DM: He doesn't need your help. And you aren't going to change the subject.

FW: ...

DM: ...

Fire slumps against the wall.

DM: Are you sure...REALLY sure about this....plan?

FW: Positive.

DM: Fire....it's just.....crazy.

FW: It's only a little cr--

DM: No, I mean....you are one of the best with the mind games, almost as good as me--

FW: Gee, thanks...

DM: But this involves playing with your own mind too and.....well, it's not on the most stable of ground right now.

FW: All the better. I can do this, Davin...and you'll help.

DM: I will not, this is just stupid...crazy and stupid.

FW: If you don't, I will do it anyway. Davin...I need your help with this. You'll make sure things stay....you'll make sure I'm okay.

DM: ....

FW: .....

DM: Okay. I don't like it.

FW: Yes you do.

DM: Okay, in concept, yes, but in practice....

FW: It'll be fine. Okay...well, Alex has his plans for the night, what say we see what kind of trouble two Irish Americans can get into in a small town in Texas?

DM: Sounds good to me, cuz.

Davin and Fire lock arms and head out to seek the answer to that question.

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*Murphy's Law are in the Destroyitarium, with Daniella opening a package*

DK: Care package from home?

Dee: Mom sent on a present from Uncle Tony.

DK: He's out on parole?

Dee: Apparently so.

*She pulls 2 sets of brass knuckles painted pink out of the box*

Dee: Awe, that's so sweet!!!

DK: Seriously?

Dee: There's a note in here too!

*She picks up the note and reads it*

Dee: Dear Daniella and Dominic, I am sorry I haven't been around lately, please give my regards to your dad, even though he doesn't have both oars in the water, and please feel free to use these on Fat Bastard and the other jerk.

DK: That wasn't a nice way for him to refer to Salvation.

Dee: So, true, brother. I am shocked, shocked that Uncle Tony referred to them as Fat Bastard and the other jerk. I won't insult Stan Fulton and Ecosystem that way. I just plan on kicking their asses. On the other hand, the brass knuckles might come in handy.

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We see Matt Folz finish watching Alexander Darling's promo.

MF: Alexander Darling, it's no secret that I don't like you. I never have and I most likely never will, but I'll give credit where credit is due, that's the best you've looked in months. But let's not forget who cost us the match. It was your enormous ego that caused you to blind tag in when I had the match won. Still, you want to use this newfound aggression, you want to face me one on one... all you have to do is name a time and a place.

Ghosthead, Wherever you go I'm going to be one step behind you just waiting to cash this in. You won't know when and you won't know where but if you slip up, if you let your guard down for one second, I'm going to be there to capitalize. And believe me, I won't wait nearly as long as you did when you won this. It's nothing personal, I actually kind of like your style. But my time is coming, you just happen to unfortunately be in my way.

Let's see, what else happened tonight. Oh, how the hell could I have forgotten? Tonight was the big debut of the Suicide Kings. The great new stable, full of sound and fury signifying well, not that damn much actually. Oh, sure, you took advantage of Darling's fuckup and won a meaningless tag match... and for all your mouthing off about how you were going to pin me Jos, you couldn't even get THAT right. But what did you actually accomplish? Did you win the World Championship? No, Carter got his ass kicked. Oh, but at least you left the champion lying in pain, barely breathing, unable to move, right? Oh, no, wait, it was Christian who had to be helped from the ring. Speaking as a former member of the New Guard, let me give you a tip: If your goal was to make an impact, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

Jaime McAllister comes into view as Matt finishes.

JM: Hey babe, ready to go?

MF: Right behind you gorgeous.

The couple walk off as we.... FADE

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We come up in the back of the Destroyatorium, and we see Dynamite Danny Taylor sitting at a small folding table. Two laptops sit in front of him, as well as a notepad. On one laptop we see highlights of Christian Carter from LBCW, and on the other we see highlights of Chris Evans from when he was world champ. On the notepad is written Carter vs Evans. Underneath is a list of attributes. As he watches the highlights, he occasionally pauses and marks on the pad. Next to Strength he writes Carter, next to Speed he writes evans, and next to Ego, he writes both. As he continues to do this, Ashley enters the room and leans on his back watching him fill this out.

Ashley: Comparing how Evans and Carter stack up against each other? Shouldn’t you be more worried about how they stack up against you?

Danny lets out a chuckle and shakes his head no.

Ashley: Why not? They don’t have any particular issues with each other, wouldn’t you be the more likely target in this match.

Danny shakes his head no, he points to Carter, and then points up, he points to Evans, and then points down. Finally he points to himself and then holds his hand out flat. Ashley thinks about this for a minute.

Ashley: Carters spot is on the rise, and Evans is on the fall, but yours is stable at the moment.

Danny nods in agreement.

Ashley: So that would make you the target still then wouldn’t it?

Danny again shakes his head no. He then points to the word Ego written on the pad.

Ashley: They will both want to beat you so bad, they will get in each others way. Okay, I can see that, so what’s your plan then.

Danny picks up the pen and writes the word WIN on the pad. Ashley playfully punches him in the shoulder.

Ashley: Smartass.

Danny then looks around the room and then to Ashley and mouths the word Vic.

Ashley: Spencer said he was taking Lexie out for the night.

Danny smiles glad to hear his friend was doing well.

We get a cut to another part of the arena, were OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Ghosthead is walking down the hallways, his belt draped over his shoulder. As he walks down the hallway, a hooded figure emerges from a side passage and starts shadowing him. Ghosthead notices immediately, but continues on his way, stepping over into a side path. The hooded figure follows, and Ghosthead is ready, and launches into an attack. The hooded figure dodges and continues to defend as Ghosthead pushes forward in is attack. Ghosthead is focused on the hooded individual, and does not notice a second hooded form emerge from the shadows until it places a stungun to his ribs and pulls the trigger. Ghosthead spasms and drops to a knee, where the first hooded figure then nails a massive kick that drops the death’s knell.

Some time passes, and when Ghosthead awakens, he finds himself sitting in a dimly lit room, an empty table in front of him. He goes to stand, but finds that his legs are cuffed to the chair. An electronically distorted voice speaks from the darkness.

Voice: You are safe Mr. Mann, if I wanted to hurt you, I would have already done it. I merely wished to get some answers from you.

Ghosthead calmly sits back down in the chair. He darts his eyes around the room, and tenses up when he sees one of the hooded figures from earlier emerge into the room holding the OOWF Heavyweight Belt. The figure lays it down on the table, making sure it is out of his reach.

Voice: Why did you choose Hell on Earth to cash in the Imperial Onslaught title shot.

Ghosthead: To win that of course.

Voice: Please Mr. Mann, lying does not suit you. You had plenty of opportunities to cash in on weakened champions before then, yet you made no moves, why that moment? Was winning the title your true purpose.

Ghosthead stares at the hooded figure in the room, who makes no movements. Ghosthead smiles a creepy smile that would sender shivers into the hearts of most men.

Ghosthead: (softly) no.

Voice: Then why that moment?

Ghosthead: I sought to take Taylor’s moment of happiness from him, much as he took the joy from me when he hurt my beloved.

Voice: Is it over then? Do you consider things even.

Ghosthead again smiles his disturbing smile and speaks louder this time: No.

Voice: Then consider this a warning Mr. Mann. If you continue down this course of action there will be those to stand against you.

Ghosthead lets out a laugh.

Ghosthead: So be it. I will break Taylor, I will unleash the darkness in him and make him shatter his own code of (ghosthead sneers this next word) honor. I will do what no other has done and I will destroy any who seek to stop me.

The hooded figure tosses a set of keys to the cuffs near Ghosthead and then fades back into the darkness. Ghosthead waits for a moment expecting a trap before beginning to free himself.

We cut to outside where the hooded figure hops into a waiting car. It takes off down the road, and we see the other hooded individual is driving. The passenger removes the hood, and we see it is Alexis Darling.

Alexis: When you asked me out tonight, this is not what I was expecting.

The driver removes his hood, and we see it is Victor Deniro.

DVD: Did you have fun.

Lexie smiles: Maybe, but you think Danny is going to like what you just threatened?

DVD looks over to Alexis: You going to tell him?

Alexis shakes her head no, and Vic goes back to focusing on the road.

DVD: Then he never has to know.

FADE

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*Jason Allen and Christian Carter leave the locker room as OOWF camera's try to get a word with them. They see Amazing "Jos" sitting on a bench, chuckling to himself as he looks at Matt Folz's promo through his "FL-I-Phone"*


Jos: *Looks up at camera* Matt "Foltz", maybe you're right about a couple things. Yeah The Kings didn't walk out with the OOWF Title, yeah the Kings didn't get to cripple you in to retirement and yeah maybe we didn't end Midweek Mayhem with a Massacre.

*Smiles while picking up one finger* But there is one thing I do know for a fact! You, Ghosthead, Mai Muyo, fuck it, THE WORLD now have their eyes on "The Suicide Kings"!

You should be familiar with Impact, "Foltzy". Hell, your face definitely felt the "impact" this week. *Wink!* The impact we want you to feel isn't just one moment my friend, this impact will last forever and change the path of OOWF as we know it!

Just because out loud you say we don't mean anything to you, doesn't mean you do not fear us, deep down inside. The Kings, especially myself, are far from done with you, Matthew. And when the time comes, we'll make sure your white wedding turns blood red.

As for Meye, Ghostjob and Anus, I mean Alex... I want to put out a warning. This won't be the last you see of us. We've clawed and scrapped our way in to OOWF. Now that we are this far, we will claw and scrape until we are at the top of that mountain and we get you all to bow down to "the Kings"!

As for Banned from Everywhere, let me dumb it down for you guys, so you guys understand. *changes demeanor and makes a funny face*

"Howdy, y'all! Them dang'um "Kangs" gonna run through you like you was road kill! That there Mexican fella "Juice" and that AJ Styles lookin' sumbitch gonna stomp threw ya like you was a flaming bag of crap!"

*demeanor changes back*

Boys, the past 2 times we've fought, it was for fun and games. This time, there will be dire consequences for crossing our paths.

"Banned from Everywhere" prepare for a fight. OOWF be prepared to Bow down. And Toe Suck, Arkansas, prepare to be "Amazed"!

*gathers sweat from his hair and throws it at the camera lens, blurring the visual.*

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We see Matt Folz in his suite, standing in front of his Samsung Smart TV (OOC: Which are fucking AWESOME and I recommend you all get). It appears that Amazing Jos's promo is paused on screen.

MF: Hello, OOWF fans. What most of you don't know about me is that in addition to being the best wrestler in this company I'm also a huge internet addict. One of my favorite sites ever... and man, it's hard to believe that it's been almost 5 years since it ended... was a site called FireJoeMorgan.com. It would take stupid, horribly written baseball and occasional football articles and rip them apart line by line. I'm sure you're asking yourselves right now, what does this have to do with wrestling? Well, this morning Mr. Jose Reyna Jr. cut one of the dumbest, delusional, just plain wrong promos I've ever seen. With all due respect to Ken Tremendous, I'm going to break this thing down FJM style:

Matt "Foltz", maybe you're right about a couple things. Yeah The Kings didn't walk out with the OOWF Title, yeah the Kings didn't get to cripple you in to retirement and yeah maybe we didn't end Midweek Mayhem with a Massacre.

MF: First of all, let me help you out with the pronunciation of my name. There is no t, it's pronounced Folz. Which rhymes with holes, like the ones in your brain. But thank you for admitting I was right and you didn't deliver on any of the hype you promised on Wednesday. You should have stopped the promo right there and I would have totally agreed with you. But you just had to keep going...


*Smiles while picking up one finger* But there is one thing I do know for a fact! You, Ghosthead, Mai Muyo, fuck it, THE WORLD now have their eyes on "The Suicide Kings"!

MF: The world? Really? Hyperbole much? I know this audience is much bigger than the 5 fans you used to wrestle in front of in LGBT or whatever it was called, but let's tone it down a notch. And the fact that you think Ghost, Mai or myself are losing any sleep worrying about you idiots is hilarious.

You should be familiar with Impact, "Foltzy". Hell, your face definitely felt the "impact" this week.

MF: You hit me with a cheap shot after the match, how original. Do you want a fucking cookie? Also, we just went over the name thing, did you forget already?

The impact we want you to feel isn't just one moment my friend, this impact will last forever and change the path of OOWF as we know it!

MF: By becoming Job Squad 2.0?

Just because out loud you say we don't mean anything to you, doesn't mean you do not fear us, deep down inside.

MF: Considering I can kick any one of your asses blindfolded and with one arm tied behind my back, I don't think I fear you. Nice try though.

The Kings, especially myself, are far from done with you, Matthew.

MF: You don't have to be so formal, you can call me Matt. Also, I don't really care about any of you.... then again you have me wasting my time talking about you so, bully for you old sport.

And when the time comes, we'll make sure your white wedding turns blood red.

MF: I'm going to give you one warning and one warning only, if you or any one of your partners lay a single hand on Jaime, you'll wish you'd never been born. If you even hurt her in a dream, the first damn thing you'd better do once you wake up is call me and apologize, understand?

As for Meye, Ghostjob and Anus, I mean Alex... I want to put out a warning.

MF: More hilarious nicknames. Your wit is only surpassed by your intelligence sir.

This won't be the last you see of us. We've clawed and scrapped our way in to OOWF. Now that we are this far, we will claw and scrape until we are at the top of that mountain and we get you all to bow down to "the Kings"!

MF: Hey! You're half right on this one, good for you. No, this won't be the last time we see you. But good luck on getting anyone to bow to you, let me know how that goes.

As for Banned from Everywhere, let me dumb it down for you guys, so you guys understand. *changes demeanor and makes a funny face*

"Howdy, y'all! Them dang'um "Kangs" gonna run through you like you was road kill! That there Mexican fella "Juice" and that AJ Styles lookin' sumbitch gonna stomp threw ya like you was a flaming bag of crap!"

*demeanor changes back*

MF: First of all, how did you actually manage to sound even MORE retarded than Awesome Bill? Second, Number of OOWF Tag Team Title Reigns for BFE: 1, Number of brain cells for the Suicide Kings combined: O.

Boys, the past 2 times we've fought, it was for fun and games. This time, there will be dire consequences for crossing our paths.

MF: You might barely inconvenience them by attacking them after the match? The horror.

"Banned from Everywhere" prepare for a fight. OOWF be prepared to Bow down. And Toe Suck, Arkansas, prepare to be "Amazed"!

1. I don't like them, at all, but they're always prepared for a fight. 2. We've established that's not going to happen. 3. I think everyone's 'Amazed' at how big an idiot you are.


Folz shuts off the TV as we........ FADE

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(Chloe storms down the halls with a stack of papers in her hand. She pounds on a door and an angry Jeremy Punswick snatches the door open. The two glare at one another and Chloe thrusts the stack of papers at him.)

Puns: What's this?

Chloe: Notes on Folz, er, pardon me, “Foltz”. Fucker keeps making enemies on both sides of the aisle.

(Punswick takes the papers. Chloe snatches one piece back from him and points at it.)

Chloe: Nail him here in the knee and that will likely take him out.

Puns: (Looks at it and puts it on top of the stack.) Thanks, but why would you...

Chloe: Just because you and the other LBCW imports have different ideas than the Saints doesn't mean we don’t have a common goal. That fucker thinks you and the Suicide Kings are the only ones that wanna make his white wedding bleed blood red. He's an idiot.

Puns: Yeah, well, thanks.

Chloe: No problem.

(Chloe turns to leave as Punswick closes the door. She starts to skip away when a plant explodes next to her. She looks around and sees Justin Sane, tablet in hand, astride Drunkette, and DDT Ironperson Heavy Metal Title upside down around his waist. She begins to stalk Justin, but then shakes her head and walks away. Chloe rounds another corner and runs smack into an SFJ. Terrified, the SFJ drops her mike and runs away. Chloe picks it up.)

Chloe: This week, three of the Saints unite to take on the Scrabble Brigade. Now that LD and I cleared the air, the Saints are united stronger than ever, and I happily join with the two most feared men in wrestling...kz...kinzen zansatsu...Joyful Slaughter...and the OOWF knows that there is no one...no one...NO ONE IN THIS COMPANY...that enjoys slaughter...who gets more of a rush from slaughter, violence, bloodletting...than The Martyr, Chloe. Texpress, be prepared for one of the most violent nights of your life. Moosehead Jack and LD Williams will beat you to within an inch of your life with your Measuring Sticks. And to the Sociopath, the Pyromaniac, the Predator, the Priest Seducer...you were a member of The Five...can you bring yourself to that level again? Can you indeed be the best in the world while you allow yourself to be sedated into oblivion? Can you rise to that Grand Slam level while you're sedated with sertraline, filled with fluphenazine, infused with imipramine, and throddled back with therapy about your (air quotes) “Feelings” about how you behave? Your brother knows how I feel, what I believe. I will do anything that your brother wants. Because he believes in me, and I will serve him until my dying breath. What are YOU ready to do, little Lisa? What will you do to someone who will do anything your brother wants me to? Texpress, Fire, be prepared for the Saints of Sinners. We will do whatever Jack wants. And there's nothing you can do to stop it.

(Chloe drops the mike and storms off, then comes back and grabs the mike. Her face assumes a twisted grin)

Chloe: Trust us!

(Chloe begins laughing maniacally as she drops the mike and skips off as we....)

FADE

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The scene opens with Christian Carter standing in front of the OOWF Banner. Knowing this will be broadcasted on OOWF-TV, Carter does not look to be in a happy mood.

CC: Matthew Folz...yes we know who you are and yes we know how to spell you name...what we dont know is why do you have to run your mouth when you are vunerable around here. You see Matthew, you maybe right when you say you dont fear the Kings, but that could change.

How would the lovely soon to be Mrs.Folz feel? Do you think she fears us? Fears what we would do to you, or her? You know, it would be such a shame if something was to happen to her before the big day...not that I'm implying that anything would...but how would you feel about her life in our hands...would you bow to us then? Would you bow to us then Matthew to guarantee her safety? Thi company Matthew will respect the Kings, and bow in our presence, even if it is just figuratively.

But for someone who doesnt care about us, you seem to have alot to say. Yeah I know you said that but I want to put it out there that whatever it is that we have done these past few weeks, its had everyone talking. You can say we are the talk of the town. But we do our talking in that ring Matthew and you know this from experience.

Evrytime you run your mouth, I put you in your place. One would think that you would learn your lesson but it seems you just love going to the ER and my boys will have no problem putting you and Alexander in beds next to each other.

Speaking of Alexander, it seems that he has a new fire in him...is it true Alexander? Is the old killer out here yet? Is that fire I lit under your ass at full flame? I hope so because I want to see that Alexander...I want to see the intensity...the passion...the anger that you have built up, and then when all of that is all out I want to see it all just go away and you fall flat on your fucking face. In pain and agony and I'm the one that is going to do it.

You keep saying that I am alot like you old man but I just dont see it. You can have binders and charts and graphs for everything you have done in your career but I simply dont care you son of a bitch. Im not Alexander Darling and quite frankly I dont want to be.

You think your wrestling royalty Alexander...well your looking at the KING...and this companys now my KINGDOM, MY WORLD... and the OOWF will bow before me and its rulers. Even a Darling.

Now before I forget, I have a triple threat match against Chris Evans and Danny Taylor. Now as impressive as that may sound, Im not too worried. I mean Ive already have handled Chris Evans on numerous times...nothinf I cant handle but you Danny...there is talk that you think I have a big ego? Your mistaking that as confidence, and even though you are very decorated here in the OOWF, your reign as heavyweight champion, does anyone but you remembers that?

Wasnt it only for 18 seconds? I mean thats longer than Matthew getting off with his woman but thats impressive. I may not have beaten Jared Mann last week but I lasted alot longer than you so you can sit there and study tape and think that me and Evans will try and one up each other but make no mistake about it...I will come out on top and show this company that the Kings mean business. Take a good look OOWF...I am the future...and the future is now. Welcome to the New World...OUR WORLD! Bow to the Kings.

CAMERA FADES...

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Close to midnight, the full moon hangs high in the cloudy night sky. In an old cemetery, off the beaten path, Alexander Darling is sitting on top of a tombstone. Firewoman has found the oldest ones in the graveyard and has her candles and stuff all set out. Wisps of incense smoke can be seen, and it mingles a bit with the mist that is wisping around the ground, barely concealing fallen leaves.

AD: No animals?

FW: Not today.

AD: *visibly relieved* Okay, so what do I do?

FW: Tell me one more time why you are here?

AD: Because I...um....

FW: Uh huh....

Firewoman gets everything all arranged. She takes the shiny knife and draws around her, and then silently faces what are probably east, south, west, and north, in that order, drawing something in the air each time. She sits down, and the clouds break so that the moonlight gets even stronger. Fire shuffles some tarot cards and pulls one.

AD: That's it?

FW: Shhh!!!

Alex rolls his eyes a bit, and just kinda looks around. His eyes snap back as Fire starts to cough or something, and appears to convulse just slightly.

AD: Lis!

He rushes towards her, but her eyes snap open and she holds a hand up.

AD: Are you oka--

FW: The fool walks close to the edge....he thinks he's far enough away, but the least little nudge and he'll topple over to the depths he's tried hard to avoid.

AD: Huh?

FW: The wolf walks with the fool but must walk alone for a time. He has lost his way and must find his strength on his own. He could protect the fool...but that would mean losing himself, and the fool would likely go over the edge anyway.

AD: What wolf? What Fool....Fire, what are you talking about?

FW: The wolf must walk alone and find himself again.

Just as Alex is getting ready to ask again what is going on, Fire, slumps over, then blinks a few times, opening her eyes and sits up again.

FW: What are you doing?

AD: Me? What the hell are you talking about?

FW: Huh?

AD: You were babbling about wolves and cliffs and stuff...

FW: Don't be silly...I was just thinking about the card I pulled....

The camera focuses in on this card, and then we fade.

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**SFJ#47 is with OOWF Onslaught Champion Miranda Williams.**

SFJ#47: "Miranda, this week you have a non-title match against the World Heavyweight Champion, Ghosthead. This is a huge opportunity for you."

M: "A huge opportunity against about the scariest guy on the roster -lucky me."

SFJ#47: "I thought you'd be looking forward to the challenge."

M: "Oh I am, it's just that he creeps me out. The eyes, the horror movie dialogue, the things he did in Mexico - and here, for that matter. There's a bit of an aura to get past. After that, he's bigger, stronger, more experienced, and not likely to take me lightly."

SFJ#47: "You don't sound very confident."

M: "Don't get me wrong - I have every intention of beating Ghosthead. But I'm a realist - I know the odds I'm facing. On the other hand, I'm a Williams. Overcoming the odds is kind of our specialty."

SFJ#47: "Speaking of your family, your father and Ghosthead's brother are long-time friends and allies. How will that impact your match?"

M: "It won't -unless the fact that Stank doesn't like me puts me in Ghosthead's good books. One thing Ghosthead and I have in common is that we came here with large shadows to get out from under. Wednesday night isn't Williams vs Mann. It's Miranda vs Ghosthead, champion vs. champion. And may the best champion win."

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The Murphy's are sitting in the Destroyitarium

Dee: Remember what Uncle Vito always said?

DK: Snitches get stitches?

Dee: No, the other thing.

DK: Revenge is a dish best served cold?

Dee: Exactly. Time to make Salvation pay the price.

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FADE in on the OOWF Newsbreak set and the lights come up.

MO: “Good evening. I’m Marty O’Neil and this is OOWF News.”

TAKE Camera 2

MO: “Our lead story tonight. The newly formed Suicide Kings, consisting of Jason Allen, Christian Carter and Amazing Jos, have called out current Imperial Onslaught winner Matt Folz. This reporter is unsure why Folz is their target as his eyes are squarely on the back of OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Ghosthead.

“The Suicide Kings, having only Jos’s Onslaught title reign on their OOWF resume, were big fish in the small LBCW pond before they made their way to the big leagues. This might be their way into the OOWF consciousness. Our Larry Nelson has a report on this later in today’s program.”

TAKE Camera 1

“First tonight though, we have another interview with The Crusher Stan Fulton. Fulton is one half of the OOWF World Tag Team Champions Salvation. His partner and mentor, Junichiro “Ecosystem” Muyo, has been strangely quiet this past week. With a non-title street fight on Wednesday night against The Murphys, Fulton joins us tonight via satellite from a house show in Alma, Arkansas.”

Take Camera 3 – show satellite monitor

MO: “Stan Fulton, thanks for joining us.”

SF: (on monitor) “My pleasure, Marty.”

MO: “You’ve seen the comments on OOWF-TV this week, Stan. What are your reactions.”

SF: “First, Marty, I know Matt will not appreciate it and he’ll probably tell me to mind my own business, but I will also state that if the Suicide Kings lay one dirty finger on Jaime, if there’s anything left of them when Matt finishes I’ll take care of the clean-up.”

MO: “New teams always posture, Stan.”

SF: “It’s the nature of the business, I know Marty. When you’re in the wrestling business, everything’s fair game. Only this is different. Jaime is a non-participant and always has been. Same as Martha is to me. Though I’m not planning on dating or marrying Martha.”

MO: “So let’s talk about your friendships. What is your relationship with Matt Folz?”

SF: “Matt and I are competitors in the same federation. We used to be tag team partners. I respect his talent. I believe he will be the next World Champion.”

MO: “But you’re not friends.”

SF: “I don’t know if we ever were friends, Marty. He's a Packers fan and I'm a Vikings fan. Matt and I had a business relationship. That’s all. Like I said, I respect his talent.”

MO: “Mai Muyo.”

Fulton sighs.

SF: “If there’s one thing I regret about the way Juni and I won the Tag Team Championships, it’s that we had to leave Mai in the dark and that what we had to do hurt her emotionally.”

MO: “So why do it that way?”

SF: “Because Championships are all that matter in this business. It’s all that’s ever mattered. And the only way I was going to get this one was the way it went down.”

MO: “And what is your relationship with Mai now?”

SF: “No idea. I haven’t really spoken to her since. She’s doing her own thing and our paths haven’t crossed yet.”

MO: “When they do?”

SF: “I’ll face that then.”

MO: “Junichiro Muyo.”

SF: “I look up to that man. He’s taken a middle of the road wrestler and made him a OOWF Grand Slam Champion. If he asked me to forfeit this title, I would in a heartbeat.”

MO: “The Murphys.”

SF: “It’s funny. They’re almost exactly like the Suicide Kings. They call their opponents names and threaten violence on them. I guess they want attention, too. But they, like this match this week, just aren’t important enough to care about.”

MO: “You don’t care about this match?”

SF: “It’s a non-title match. I’m not sure I’m even going to show up. Win or lose, it means nothing. These championships mean something. I guess the Murphys can say if they beat us Wednesday night they’ve earned a title shot. So what? Like Juni and I have any say over who we face.”

MO: “Any last words?”

SF: “Bye.”

Fulton’s image fades from the monitor.

TAKE Camera 1

MO: “We’ll be right back.”

FADE

[BookerShark]

<Moose is standing in a darkened room, lit by a single bulb. Chloe stands next to him wrapping barbed wire around her hand and squeezing it into a fist, drawing blood and grinning like a Cheshire cat>

MHJ: this week.....I face my sister again. The Saints face Firewoman again. Why? Is there some sort of point to it? Haven't Fire and I done enough damage to one another?

<Chloe looks at the blood running down her hand>

Chloe: Sometimes blood betrays

MHJ: <smirking> sometimes blood forgets. Chloe hasn't forgotten

<Chloe shakes her head>

MHJ: Fire, Lisa.....I have no problem with you, and I damn sure know our partner has no problem with you......but Chloe.....she does

Chloe: <holding her head and closing her eyes tightly> I remember it well.....the mighty Firewoman versus two kids, two girls fresh off the farm......if we won....we get in....if we lose....we go away forever. We won.....but would Fire let us have our moment? No.....she had to remain the center of attention.....she had to cast doubt on whether we won......or she let us win

<Chloe gets distracted by the blood again>

MHJ: you see Fire....it's real simple. You are a legend. It may surprise you to hear me say that, but it's true. The problem is, you refuse to give the devil her due. You treat Chloe like she is trash, like she is some second rate hack. And while I applaud your accomplishments....there was a time when you were a punk ass kid and took exception to the taunts. And you proved yourself by beating the respect into them. What comes around......

<LD Willams walks into the room and stands with Moose and Chloe>

LDW: Respect. That has become a four letter word around here, hasn't it? The Suicide Kings demand it. Alexander Darling believes he has earned it. Stank and I spent the entire summer fighting for it. Well you know what? I don't demand it, I don't think I have earned it, I KNOW I have earned it. And there are two guys running around here shooting their mouths off about respect. Chad, Zane...the almighty Texpress. The "measuring sticks" well boys, let me tell you something, you two have quite the accomplished career. You two have achieved quite a bit, but you want a measuring stick? Try this on for size, you two could hold the tag titles until NEXT Hell on Earth.....and you would both still fall short of the time I held gold in the OOWF

MHJ: the fact is boys, you can make all the claims you want.....if I recall, there is one team you never really managed to get the better of, isn't there?

Chloe:<staring into the camera, laughing like a maniac, then whispering> joyful slaughter

<fade>

[BookerShark]

b]*Amazing Jos is at a gas station, in the middle of Toad Suck, Arkansas (aka nowhere)* 

*Mr. Amazing has his hair combed back, Sunglasses and a nifty lil grey suit with a pink tie* 







Jos:[/b] Matt "Foltz", for someone who doesn't care about the "Suicide Kings", you sure took a lot of time to look in to my words and break down what I had to say. For someone who isn't scared of us, you sure got heated and mouthy when we mentioned your fiancee and your wedding. I think we know how to pull your strings now, Foltzy. I'll just leave it on that note. You have bigger fish to fry with that whack job Punswick. You take your eye off the ball and you'll end up getting got. *wink!*

As for Banned from Everyone, let me tell you boys something. I want you guys to bring the pain. I want you boys to bring the fury! We will go to war and to ensure you give us everything you got, I took a little road trip and stole this bad boy! *Takes out an urn with the name plate reading "Dick Trickle"* *Amazing Jos smirks as he holds it up for the camera*

Ya see boys, your friend Matt Foltz talked up a big game for you guys. Something about you guys always being ready for a fight. Well here's something to ensure me and Jason get a fight!

*Places urn on the floor and turns around*

*You hear Jos unzip his pants and turn back to the camera*

Hope this doesn't "Piss" you boys off!

*Begins to laugh maniacally before turning back*

*10 or 15 seconds go by but nothing happens*

Wait a sec...

*another 20 seconds pass by*

Just a... i'm not used to doing this in front of a camera...

*Waits a few more seconds*

Damnit!

*Suddenly a bus full of senior citizens drive by and stop right in front of Jos*

Son of a....

*Frail and elderly screams are heard as Jos tries to zip up his pants and flee the scene*

[BookerShark]

(The Vermonsters are having a rough battle against Murder Inc, with Ben Ice about to put away Joey Kielbasa with the Double Scoop Slam when Laser Cannon Deth Sentence explodes from the speakers and Chloe emerges from the curtain swinging her Barbed Wire Branding Iron followed by Moosehead Jack and LD Williams. Chloe is laughing maniacally as she circles the ring and begins pounding away on Jerry Cream who turns into a bloody mess. Moose and LD turn Ben Ice into a ping pong ball slapping away at the Vermonster until Moose calls Chloe up to the ring. She slides in and picks up Ice...CORKSCREW! The Saints turn toward Murder Inc and Chloe starts to stalk them but they wisely flee up the ramp. With a disappointed look on her face Chloe slides out of the ring and grabs the Microphone. She laughs maniacally and whispers “Joyful Slaughter” into the microphone before rolling back into the ring and dropping to her knees in front of Moose, presenting him the microphone as if it were a weapon. Moose takes the microphone while Chloe looks up at him admiringly.)

Moose: Texpress. Fire. You think she's not ready for you? Think again. She will stop at nothing to accomplish our goals. This is not a game. The Saints play for keeps.

LD: It's real simple. You're looking at two guaranteed first ballot Hall of Famers who are still at the prime of our careers, and a woman who still has her best days ahead of her. Together, we're more than a match for what Chloe called the Scrabble Brigade. Just remember, kinzen zansatsu is one hell of a Triple Word Score.

Moose: And speaking of games, there's a little girl up on the mountain that used to think she was woman enough to run with the Saints. Come on, Edra, sign the contract. The Saints have a bonus waiting for you. And after I break your neck, just like I did Alexis, your own flesh and blood will end you. Trust me.

(Moose hands the microphone to Chloe, who hesitates for a moment until Moose touches her on the shoulder. The look on her face turns from sadness to demented.)

Chloe: Trust us. Wednesday night. Joyful Slaughter. Sign the contract, St Edra. Then, prepare to be baptized in your own blood.

(Chloe drops the microphone as Moose and LD walk up the ramp. Chloe follows, a troubled look on her face, as we...)

FADE

[BookerShark]

We cut back to Marty O’Neil from OOWF News speaking to Ecosystem via live feed.

MO: Your partner mentioned your relative quiet this week, Mr. Muyo. Would you care to give a reason?

Eco: Do I need a reason? I’m a busy man, Marty. In case you missed it, the United States government was only restored to full capacity this past Thursday. As you might imagine, this unnecessarily prolonged shutdown impacted many of my business ventures, and I have been occupied with ensuring that the disruption was minimized.

MO: You still have outside business ventures then? With the government? You haven’t disclosed these to the public.

Eco: Oh gracious, Marty. You’re right. I haven’t. And by the way, Marty, I think everyone should know…I have a penis.

MO: Excuse me?

Eco: I was informing you, Marty, and the entire public, that I, Junichiro Muyo, have a penis.

MO: Well, I, um, never thought you didn’t.

Eco: Interesting. You were able to infer that I, as a man, most likely have a penis without me "disclosing" it. And yet, somehow, you were unable to infer that Junichiro Muyo, a successful and wealthy businessman who has twice left this company to pursue other ventures and degrees, would continue to be involved in the market--and be involved in the market at such a level where the government might intersect those dealings?

MO: I didn’t think—

Eco: No. You didn’t think. You want a comment on the match? Here you go.

Stan has opined that this match doesn’t matter, and I agree—to a point. There are no moral victories in this life, Marty, and certainly not in this business. And the outcome of a match that doesn't impact where these sit (Eco raises his championship) doesn't much matter. But the Murphys, those Dingo-Mick motherfuckers, they do matter, because on a different night, they might pose a threat to these championships. So tonight, my goal is not to pin someone. My goal is to break something.

--Cut to Mai Muyo, who is stretching as a couple stagehands are watching OOWF News--

Stagehand: Prick. (Looking to Mai) Oh - I'm sorry!

Mai: Fine by me.

Stagehand 2: You're a rassler, right? You think he's right, about those matches not meanin' anything?

Mai: Look, I have a Triple Threat tonight. No belt on the line, and no clear ranking impact from the outcome. But the match means something to me. It means something to me because of who else it means something to - all the fantastic fans of Toad Suck, Arkansas (cheap pop) who paid their hard-earned money to come see a great show. I owe them a great performance, even more than I owe myself, and anyone who thinks otherwise is a...well...

Stagehand: Prick?

Mai: (Frank Underwood voice) You might think that. I couldn't possibly comment.

FADE

[BookerShark]

Stank is sitting on the couch listening to his sitdown interview with Jim Russ for OOWF.com play off of his Nexus 7 tablet nearby when the rest of the Saints of Sinners walk in.

LD - Hey you missed out.

Stank - What?

Moose - We just gave Texpress and sis a little preview on what's in store for them. Where were you.

Stank - Checking on something personal.

LD - Everything alright.

Stank - Yeah. Everything is fine.

LD - You should be careful. Alex has been walking around all week with a bat looking to hurt someone.

Stank - Fuck him. He don't have the monopoly violence.

Moose - I think he's focused more on The Suicide Kings and maybe your brother than you.

Stank - Good. It'll make him easier to beat and one less person to worry about tonight.

Fade

[BookerShark]

*Darling Locker Room Part 1*

Alex has returned from his weeklong excursion to inflict violence and is seemingly unhurt and the bat is shockingly unbloodied so it looks like an uneventful week. He notices Quorra standing around looking bored so he calls her over and a Darling Sigil banner drops down behind him as she produces a mic out of thin air.

Quorra: Alexander, it has been a while and it looks like your endeavor has been fruitless. So, what do you have to say?

Alex: The Suicide Kings have made me a target and I welcome the chance to show them that I am not the washed up wrestler they seem to think I am. The Saints of Sinners are looking to regroup and a certain portion of that group seems to want to make their name at my wife's expense so I say let her try. Chris Evans and Matt Folz are looking to establish their legacies once and for all. Fulton and Ecosystem have shown their true colors and stand on top of the tag team division. And Ghosthead stands on top of the entire mountain. A mountain he climbed after throwing me over the ledge of a 30 foot ring suspended on a scaffold. The OOWF is a place where alliances and enemies merge, converge, and diverge at the drop of a hat. And yet, history continues to bring certain people, certain families back together again and again.

Quorra: Referring, I assume to your opponents tonight.

Alex: I am. Before I ever knew there was a Mai, there was Junichiro and the hell he put me through. A hell that some say I deserved when I turned my back on the help he offered me when I was stuck in a closet doing Poe's bidding. And those some may be right. I may have very well been a catalyst that sent Eco down the rabbit hole that turned him into the megalomaniac psychopath that he is now. And for that I've taken my fair share of own personal blame, but after he took my wife and turned her against me, I thought he had gotten his vengeance. And I let it go for the most part...I left all business between Eco and myself, between Eco and myself. When his sister showed up, I could have made her a target. The old Alexander would have done that. He would have turned Mai inside out; physically, mentally, spiritually, and emotionally. I would have left her broken. She would have been a shell and yet I met Mai and I realized that she was nothing like you Juni.

In a dark business, Mai is right there with Danny as the true lights to look up to. She was able to ignore the darkness that her brother created, she was able to realize that her association with the New Guard was wrong, and now, even when the true colors of her brother and friend have revealed themselves, she is still doing things the right way. Mai is a fierce competitor and I look forward to seeing just how much better she is than her brother. Mai and I could have made it personal many times over these last years, but with her it is wrestling and business. We are opponents tonight, but nothing more than that.

Quorra: Which leads to your other opponent; Stank?

Alex: Another family I have history with. With Stank, it's long and twisty and complicated and no matter who is to blame for the past, the present fact is we just don't like each other. We've pushed each other to limits and forced each other to accept certain truths. I've had to accept that no matter what happens, no matter how much time goes past Stank is and always will be a battle in that ring. He will never quit. He will never give up. And for any amount of damage you inflict on him, it will come back to you threefold. To stand against Stank is to stand between the rock and the hard place. But I have made that stand on numerous occasions and I have come out the better man because of it. I made a list a few years back and Stank was a very high name on that list. A name I have been able to cross off, but it doesn't mean we're done or I'm better. *whispers* though I am better.

But tonight, it's not about the history...Stank and I will battle and fight because it's what we do. But here's the thing about tonight...I want this more than he does. If he beats me, it's a nice notch on the belt but it doesn't lead anywhere because the truth of the matter is, he doesn't want to face his brother. And that's not a fear or respect thing, it's just that, and my wife might hate this, in "normal" families, you don't want to take away what is good from one another. So, Stank wouldn't ever want to be the one to take that shiny gold belt away from his brother. I do. Ghosthead sent me, both figuratively and literally, falling over the edge. I still haven't made my way back entirely and yet there he stands, still on top of the mountain.

Ghosthead almost took my life, he almost took my career, and he almost took my heart. Tonight...I start getting all of those things back. And if it has to start with beating his brother, then so be it. Stank, you and I...let's dance. And Mai, you're good...you are damn good. But this is way above your paygrade. You're better than your brother but I am so much better than that; so sit back, watch and learn. Because I am Alexander Darling, and well, you're just not.

*Fade*

[BookerShark]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Toad Suck, Arkansas
October 23, 2013

SUICIDE KINGS vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE

The Kings attack before the match and decimate BFE. Justin and Bill fight back valiantly, but Jos and Allen just overwhelm them. The end of the match comes when Justin is stunned in the corner, Jos and Jason attack Bill on the outside and post him, leaving a bloody gash on his forehead. They slide back into the ring, Justin grabs Jason and calls for the DOUGHAWK, but Jos POPS him in the mouth with a SUPERKICK! They set him up and hit a SPIKE PILEDRIVER and get the academic one, two, three.
WINNERS in 9:39 – Suicide Kings

MATT FOLZ vs. JEREMY PUNSWICK

Punswick tries to charge Folz as soon as the bell rings, only to have that backfire on him as Folz catches him and hits an overhead Belly to Belly suplex. The Sultan of the Suplex starts showing off his arsenal: Double underhook suplex, Gutwrench suplex, snap suplex. Fisherman's suplex gets a close two count. Folz picks up Punswick again and hits a vicious looking delayed brainbuster. He looks to end this quickly as he sets Punswick up for an Angle Slam, but Punswick slips away and shoves Folz chest first hard into the turnbuckle. Punswick quickly follows up with an impressive release German Suplex of his own.

Punswick takes over with some impressive offense, using almost as many suplex variations as his opponent. Exploder suplex bounces Folz's head off the mat. Northern lights suplex gets two. Folz staggers back to his feet, only to be met by a hard running knee lift. A well executed variation of Eddie Guerrero's Three Amigos further disorientes Folz. Punswick throws Folz into the corner and nails him with some hard chops and European uppercuts. Folz slumps down in the corner and Punswick nails him with a running Yakuza kick. Punswick picks up a near out of it Folz and hits a running powerslam out of the corner. Punswick heads up to the top rope and wastes time showboating to the fans before leaping off with a picture perfect frog splash...... perfect, of course, except for the fact that Folz moves out of the way at just the last second.

Punswick is first up to his feet, but you can see he's limping. Folz sees this too as he dives and takes out Punswick knee with a chop block. And now, Wooooo, we go to to school. Like a shark smelling blood, Folz smartly starts targeting Punswick newly injured knee by dropping several elbows on it. Shin breaker is followed by a dragon screw leg whip and then Folz further stomps and kicks the injred knee. Folz looks for a figure four, only to have Punswick quickly reverse to an inside cradle. 1......2...... Folz kicks out just in time. Folz quickly stands up and smirks as he sees Punswick struggle to get to his feet before leveling him with a spinning heel kick. Folz drags Punswick into the center of the ring and this time locks in the figure four. Punswick struggles, but can't make it to the ropes and has to tap.


Winner by submission in 8:25, Matt Folz.

Post match, Folz stomps on the injured leg a few more times before grabbing Punswick by the hair and saying "Tell your friends from LBCW that if they want a piece of me, I'm not that hard to find"

Folz slides out of the ring, grabs his Imperial Onslaught briefcase and heads to the back.

STANK vs. MAI MUYO vs. ALEXANDER DARLING

The lights go out in the arena and we here “There can be only one”, and Porcelain & The Tramps "King of the World"plays as a single shimmering spotlight illuminates a figure on the stage in a Darling Sigle hoodie. The spotlight follows Alexander Darling as he sprints to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and scales the turnbuckle to the cheering of the fans. The cheers continue as “Hero” and a burst of pink pyro brings out Mai Muyo who panders to the fans at ringside. The fans turn on a dime as Nonpoint’s “Skin” brings out Stank. The big man walks down to ringside and is about to climb the steps when the Saints of Sinners contingent at ringside catches his eye. He walks over to the group and this might not end well. But the fans insist he turn and he does. Right into Mai Muyo flying from the top turnbuckle, catching him offguard and knocking him into the barricade. Alex rolls out and helps Mai get the big man into the ring. A serious double team sequence is underway as the referee calls for the bell to start this triple threat match. Mai and Alexander pound away on Stank with Mai using strikes and Alex just punching away until they pin Stank against the ropes and Mai and Alex join hands and clothesline Stank over the top rope. Mai climbs the turnbuckle to celebrate but Alex reaches in and hooks Mai for a powerbomb and cradles her for a one count. Mai looks hurt for a moment but opens up agains Alex with a solid flurry of strikes and neither competitor seems to take advantage as Alex fights back and is able to throw Mai into the ropes for a big clothesline. Alex follows with another throw to the ropes but Mai is able to reverse and Mai starts to set for something..but Stank grabs Alex's leg and pulls him out of the ring. Stank drives Alex back first into the apron before throwing him into the ringside barricade. Stank turns back toward the ring and into a neck scissors off the apron from Mai! Mai rolls into the ring and waits for Stank to get up, then hits the ropes and tries a suicide dive that succeeds...to be suicide for HER as Stank catches Mai – and throws her into the barricade on top of Alex! Stank picks up Mai and presses her back into the ring, then turns to Alex and kicks away at his midsection before rolling back into the ring to go after Mai.

Stank goes after Mai with a fury throwing suplexes and powerful strikes on Mai but she refuses to stay down. Stank finally picks up Mai for a STANK-U, but Stank finds his move interrupted with a dropkick from the top rope from Alexander Darling! Alex opens up on Stank with a solid flurry and after a series of strikes including a DDT that Alex transitions to a Money Clip! Stank is pulling his way to the ropes but Mai rockets off the top rope with a dropkick that staggers Alex. Mai and Alex start pounding away at each other but Mai is able to catch Alex with a sharp strike that staggers him and hits the End Is Here! Before Mai can cover Stank grabs Mai by the hair and gets Mai SHITFACED! Stank picks up a stirring Alexander...CATCH-22! Stank looks up and sees Mai heading toward him...he grabs her in a Spinebuster! Stank kicks Alexander out of the way and hits the ropes...STANKONIA 2.0 on Mai! Stank sits on Mai's chest as the referee counts and Alex can't get there fast enough to break up the pin.

Winner in 22:24 – STANK!

Mai is still down as Alex slowly picks himself up...and Stank hits another STANK-U on Alex. Stank just shakes his head as he rolls out of the ring and stares at the cheering black shirted Saints of Sinners fans. He slightly smiles as he heads up the ramp and trainers are out to check on Stank's opponents...

DANNY TAYLOR vs. CHRISTIAN CARTER vs. CHRIS EVANS

Ferocious back and forth match. There are brief moments when Evans and Carter work together to punish Danny, but any alliance quickly falls apart. Taylor shows his resolve by dispatching either Carter or Evans from the ring then going for pin falls. Danny catches Evans in a Fujiwara arm bar and nearly gets the three count, but Carter makes in back in the ring and breaks it up before Evans can tap. The match breaks down further after the referee eats an accidental clothesline from Danny. The Suicide Kings rush the ring, Jos POPS Evans with a superkick sending him out of the ring, and Allen smacks Danny with a chair. Carter is able to grab Danny and hit the FALL FROM GRACE! Allen rouses the referee and Carter gets a tainted three count.
WINNER in 23:46 – Christian Carter

SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. TEXPRESS & FIREWOMAN

The Saints of Sinners enter the arena first. Moosehead Jack laughs as the crowd rains down abuse, Chloe snarls at the fans, threatening to climb the rail, while L.D. Williams hardly seems to notice the reaction. They climb into the ring and Williams stretches on the ropes while Moose slumps in the corner and Chloe stands in front of him.

Their opponents, Texpress and Firewoman, enter together and the crowd explodes into cheers. They pause on the stage to drink in the reaction, and then stride down the aisle. They climb into the ring and referee Angelo Barros steps between the teams. He quickly gives them their instructions, sends them to their corners, and calls for the bell. LD and Chad opt to start out for their teams.

They lock up and LD backs Chad to the ropes. He hits him with a pair of forearms and attempts an Irish whip but Chad reverses. Chad leapfrogs the first pass and hits a monkey flip. LD rolls to his feet and Chad hits him in the back with a dropkick, sending him into the ropes. Williams tumbles to the apron and gets up, and Chad springs off the middle rope to drive a knee into his head, knocking him to the floor. Chad goes to the ropes for momentum and delivers a springboard splash to Williams on the floor! He shoves LD back into the ring and covers, and this one may be over already as Barros counts One...Two...Williams rolls a shoulder just in time.

Chad pulls LD to his feet and sends him into the Texpress corner. He follows him in with a Stinger splash, but LD steps forward and catches him with an inverted atomic drop. LD lifts Chad up and falls back, driving his head into the turnbuckle. This also gives Zane the chance to make the tag. LD gets to his feet and Zane levels him with a clothesline. Zane pulls LD to his feet and nails a pair of European uppercuts. He sends LD to the ropes and hoists him in a Gorilla press. Cloe is in with a kick to the gut before he can hit the slam. Zane staggers, and LD drops off behind him, hooking Zane's head and turning it into an inverted DDT. LD rolls to his feet and drives an elbow into Zane's throat, then rolls to his corner and makes the tag to Moose.

Zane gets to his knees just in time to eat a boot from Moose. Moose stomps him into the mat, and then drops to one knee and starts hammering him in the face with punches. Barros steps in and counts, and Moose snarls at him before slamming Zane's head into the mat and backing off. Moose backs right to the ropes and hits a leaping fist drop. He drags Zane to his feet and sends him into the Saints' corner. Zane bounces off of the turnbuckles and explodes out with a lariat, but Moose ducks it and drives an elbow into Zane's kidneys. He reaches out with his other hand and tags Chloe, who jumps to the top rope and drives Zane to the mat with a combination bulldog and knee to the back. She rolls him over and covers, but Zane kicks out at two.

Chloe rolls back to her feet and pounces on Zane, hammering him with both hands even as he sits up. He gets his feet under him and grabs her around the throat, and Chloe is still swinging as Zane lifts her up and drives her to the mat with a two-handed choke slam. Zane pulls Chloe up, but she nails him with a low blow out of Barros' view and drives an elbow into his throat. She grabs his arm and ducks under, then drops him to the mat and locks on a Fujiwara armbar. Barros checks, but Zane refuses to tap. he struggles, and finally manages to reach the ropes for the break. Chloe rolls to her corner and tags Moose back in. Moose charges, but Zane side-steps and Chad springs off the top rope to level Moose with a dropkick. Chad rolls out to the floor, and Zane dives to his corner to tag Firewoman.

Fire comes in and locks up with her brother. Moose snaps her over with an armdrag and tries to drop a knee into her face, but Fire rolls out of the way. She gets up and drives a knee into his head. She follows with a kick as Moose gets up, but he catches it. He pulls her forward for a leg-trap suplex, but Fire slams him in the face with a headbutt. She breaks free and shoves him into the corner. She delivers a hard kick to the ribs and follows up with a European uppercut. She pummels him with chops, then doubles him over with a knee to the gut and goes for a DDT, but Moose grabs the ropes to block. Fire hammers him with forearms to the back and drags him out of the corner, but Moose goes with the momentum and tackles her to the mat. He manages to hit several elbows to the head before Fire throws him off. They both roll to their feet and Fire swings. Moose sidesteps and sends her into the Saints' corner. Chloe grabs her hair and holds her in place while Moose charges in with an elbow. He reaches out and tags Chloe in.

Chloe steps through the ropes and launches herself at Fire, clawing and scratching. She steps onto the ropes for leverage, but Fire shoves her off. Fire grabs Chloe and spins, planting her with a belly-to-belly suplex. She rolls Chloe over grabs her arms - Curbstomp! She climbs the ropes - Firesault! She rolls Chloe over and covers, but Moose breaks it up at two. As Barros ushers him back to the apron, Fire pulls Chloe to her feet. She tries to set her up for the Voodoo drop, but Chloe manages to reverses it into a guillotine choke. Fire falls forward and pins Chloe to the mat, forcing her to release the hold to kick out. Fire rolls to her corner and makes the tag to Chad.

Chad sprints across the ring and grabs Chloe as she gets up, snapping her over with a suplex. He goes to the ropes and slides into her with a dropkick. He pulls Chloe to her feet and backs her to the ropes, but she rakes his eyes. She spins free of him and makes the tag to LD. LD slams into Chad with a clothesline and stomps him into the mat. He tries to set up the STF,but Chad kicks free. Chad heads for his corner, but Williams grabs his leg. Chad goes for an enzugiri, but Williams ducks it and grabs that leg as well. He lifts him for a wheelbarrow suplex, but Chad reverses into a rollup for two. Both men are up and Chad nails LD with a superkick and makes the tag to Zane.

Zane immediately buries a knee inLD's stomach and lifts him for the Border Toss. LD hammers him with punches and reverses into a DDT. He waits for Zane to get up and sets him up for a Canadian Destroyer, but Zane blocks and turns it into a backdrop. Chloe is in, but Barros cuts her off. Williams kicks Zane in the back, sending him stumbling to the ropes, where Moose blasts him with a forearm. Williams grabs Zane in a half nelson and holds him in place. Moose nails him with a Heart Punch, and LD hits a suplex. He bridges,and Barros slides into position. One...Moose leaps over the cover and tackles Chad as he steps through the ropes...Two...Fire is in, but Chloe dives at her legs before she can reach her partner...Three.

WINNERS, in 18:36, Saints of Sinners.

SALVATION vs. MURPHY’S LAW – Non-Title Street Fight

The Murphy’s are out first, and Salvation tries to attack from behind, but the Murphy’s catch them and the fight is ON! They brawl around ringside, through the crowd, into the back, back to the front, and never actually make it INTO the ring. All four are a bloody mess. After nearly twenty minutes of action, they actually make it into the ring. The Murphy’s have Stan in the middle of the ring and call for CALL OF THE WILD, but Eco staggers out of the corner, reaches into his pocket and LAUNCHES A FIREBALL AT DK! DK immediately falls to the mat and howls in pain, the referee waves to the back and calls off the match (even a street fight has limits I guess) Danny and Vic race to the ring, but Eco and Stan escape to the back. DK rolls around the mat in pain as medics cover his face and work to get him to the back. In an odd decision, the referee awards the Murphy’s the match by disqualification.
WINNERS by disqualification in 25:29 – Murphy’s Law

GHOSTHEAD vs. MIRANDA – Non-Title Match

Miranda puts up a good fight, and gets several close falls on Ghost, but Ghost’s size and experience is too much for the OOWF rookie – no matter what her blood lines are. Miranda goes high risk one too many times and Ghost capitalizes on the mistake and hits the PHANTASMAGORIA for the three count.
WINNER in 10:54 – Ghosthead

ALEXIS DARLING vs. TOMMY WILDER – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

Wilder is out first to a nice pop from the crowd. He makes his way to the ring and slaps hands with the fans, even pausing for a photo op. The champ is announced next, and the cheers keep coming. Alexis pauses on the ramp to soak it in before sliding into the ring. The ref holds the bell up high, and we get a handshake between Lexie and Tommy to kick it off. The bell rings, and we are underway.

The two circle and lockup, and we go into an extended hold/counter-hold sequence. Neither one seems able to get the upper hand, and we get several one count pin reversals. Both are back on their feet, and the crowd is eating it up. Wilder calls for them to pick up the pace, and Lexie obliges with a standing dropkick that sends him out of the ring. She goes for a baseball slide dropkick, but Wilder dodges it, hops onto the apron, and then pops off an Asai Moonsault that sends both to the ground.

Tommy is up first and he throws Lexie back into the ring. He goes for a springboard attack, but Lexie is up and pops him midair with a superkick. This draws a holy shit chant from the crowd, but Lexie falls back to the mat still feeling the effects of the moonsault. The ref starts the count and gets up to nine before both are back up. Things slow down a bit as Lexie goes to work no Wilders knee looking to ground him. Wilder is able to fight back, and plants Lexie with a DDT and covers, but only gets two.

Wilder sends Lexie into a corner and nails her with a running splash. He places her on the top buckle, and follows up looking for a superplex. Lexie counters by shoving him off, and leaps off with a frog splash. She is slow to cover, and is only able to get a two count. Both use the ropes to pull themselves up and are surprised when they hear the bell ring. The ref talks with the ring announcer and it looks like time has run out.

Time Limit Draw

After the match, Alexis looks a little disappointed, but Wilder raises her arm, drawing a nice pop from the crowd. The cameras pick up Wilder saying we need to do this again sometime it was fun. Tommy then leaves the ring to let Alexis pose with her belt on the buckles for the fans.

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