MidWeek Mayhem (11/27) From Odd, West Virginia

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Odd, West Virginia
November 27, 2013

OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
Tommy Wilder vs. Alexis Darling

OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
Stank vs. Miranda Williams

Best of Seven Series Match 5 - Stips TBA
kz vs. Texpress

Falls Count Anywhere
Chloe & Christian Carter vs. Mai Muyo & Alexander Darling

Non-Title Match
Ghosthead vs. Matt Folz

Non-title Match
Salvation vs. Murphy's Law

Banned From Everywhere vs. Suicide Kings
Danny Taylor vs. Chris Evans vs. Firewoman

card subject to.....odd goings on

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*OOWF Medical*

Alexander Darling is getting stitched up but has a huge smile on his face. Even as he winces with each stitch going into his head there is an unmistakable smirk plastered across his face.

Alex: If it wasn't clear to you before Christian, it should be very clear now. I am not to be overlooked or forgotten. You can claim whatever you want about it being a new world, your world, or whatever the hell it is. You can want to be the next OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, but it will not happen on my watch. Because here is a very simple fact that you do not seem to comprehend. One on one, in that ring...I am just better than you. And you shouldn't get depressed about that fact. You're just one of many in this company who isn't as good as me.

When my mind is clear and my path is focused, I am the very best wrestler...not just in the OOWF, but in the entire world. I've had a rough year. I've talked about that enough because it's no longer time to look back. The Kings are a force, there is no denying that, but the simple truth is that I am better than each and every one of them. And I will continue to prove that.

And while I appreciate the help tonight Matt, it doesn't change the fact that I still do not like you and while you may have a guaranteed chance at that world title whenever you want, it won't matter because you can not win when it matters. Besides the fact, that the current World Heavyweight Champion is on my radar. Ghosthead, I am coming for that title and I hope that when I take it from you, you realize that you are the maker of your own destiny. It was what you've done since arriving here that will lead to me taking that precious belt from you.

And I will take that belt from you and I will keep it against all challengers because of the very fact that I am Alexander Darling, and well, the rest of you just hope you can come close to being on my level.

*Fade*

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Lexie comes walking in.

AD: Hey...

LD: How are you?

AD: Few stitches, I'm fi-

LD: Where's Fire?

AD: Other room, getting ribs taped. I think she--

Lexie doesn't let him finish before storming out of the curtain and in to where Fire is sitting, not listening to the medical dude.

MD: All I'm saying is you take very many more shots to the ribs you may end up with a problem that can't be fixed.

FW: Then I won't take any more shots to the ribs. Easy peasy.

DM: Yeah, that's all it will take. You saying "easy peasy."

LD: Fire.

FW: Hey, Lex. Sorry about the loss...well, mostly sorry I didn't win, but I would have rather you kept the belt instead of--

LD: Really, Fire? Really?

FW: Um...yes?

LD: IS THAT WHY YOU FIRESTOMPED ME? BECAUSE YOU WANTED ME TO WIN?

FW: No, I Firestomped you because I wanted ME to win.

LD: With a cheap shot like that.

FW: Huh?

LD: Stank is right, that's a cheap shot move that shows NO respect for your opponent.

DM: Did Stank say that?

FW: Something like that. I could search around to find it, but I have work to do today that I can't ignore any further and--

At that moment, Kayfabe appears, dressed as a nurse, and pokes Fire in the ribs with a finger and then gives her a Stern Look.

FW: I mean......Something like that. I don't remember exactly.

Kayfabe nods approvingly and leaves.

LD: So is that it Fire? You don't respect me?

FW: Huh?  No, I --

LD: Because until about an hour or so ago, I was the mother fucking Intercontinental Champion. I've been your tag team championship partner in Shimmer more times than I KNOW you can count--

FW: HEY!

Alexander comes over from the next room.

AD: What is with all the yelling?

FW: Lexie's pissed off at me because I Firestomped her.

AD: Oh...

FW: Lex, I saw the opening and I took it. You would have done the same thing.

LD: No, I wouldn't. Not to you.

FW: Yes, you would...in fact, you HAVE.

LD: No....

AD: You kinda have, Lex.

LD: That was before, when we were on opposite sides of things.

AD: Lexie, c'mon, if you had seen it, you'd have done the same thing.

LD: Are you SERIOUSLY taking her side?

AD: What? No...I'm ... uh....

FW: For a change, maybe he is.

AD: Wait...what?

LD: Fine. Whatever. I'm outta here.

Alexis storms out of the room leaving Davin, Alex, and Fire to stand there kind of confused.

AD: What the hell was that?

FW: *shrugging it off* She's pissed she lost. I get that. She'll get over it soon enough. C'mon, let's go.

Davin helps Fire get slowly off the table and the three of them leave medical.

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*Bruised, battered, his ribs and shoulder heavily taped, Ghosthead is standing on the shore of Flat Top Lake near Odd, West Virginia. He observes inebriated fishermen as they whoop and holler at their catch while tipping their boat back and forth some 120 yards out near the middle of the lake. The OOWF Champion appears lost in thought, not really observing the fishermen as much as observing through them.*

"As I live and breath.... ain't choo the OOWF Champion... Ghosthead am I right?"

*Ghost is stirred out of his thoughts he turns toward the voice and spies two men, one older than the other, both wearing heavy coats and ski caps. Ghosthead thrusts his hands into the pockets of his own heavy coat and stares at the men without answering the question.*

Older Man - That's that wresslin thing you be watchin?

Younger Man - Yes sir. The OOWF better than the WWE by my estimation.

Older Man - When I was watchin wresslin we had respectable folks as champions. Men like Ric Flair, Bruno Sammartino, and Dory Funk, Jr. How's this mop headed nigg-

*The roundhouse kick to the side of the older man's temple is lightning fast and very effective in cutting off the his words. It also benefits in rendering the sap unconscious, curtailing any further assault Ghosthead may have had in mind. The younger man simply looks down at his fallen friend.*

Younger Man - Can't say you didn't deserve worse, Jed.

Ghosthead - That is his name?

Younger Man - Yup. Mine's Carl. I work at the ski resort up the road a piece. This here is where we rent out boats to our guests. Them folks out there are late on their return.

Ghosthead - You rent boats?

Carl - Yeah to couples mostly lookin for a romantic evening out on the water, though not usually when it gets this cold.

Ghosthead - The weather does not seem to have discouraged them.

Carl - Yeah.. wellll... Beer and whatever other alcoholic beverages they may be drinkin have a way of dullen common sense.

Ghosthead - Was your fallen friend likewise inebriated?

Carl - No, just overall ignant. We ain't all like him. I promise. Don't worry about old Jed. I doubt he'll remember anything after he wakes up.

Ghosthead - Tell me something, Carl. A number of my colleagues may be staying at your resort.

Carl - Yeah there are few of them OOWF'rs there. You need a room? I can get you our nicest one.

Ghosthead - Perhaps. For the moment I'm mostly interested in information you may have.

Carl - Really?

Ghosthead - Perhaps I can get you front row tickets to our show as a reward should your information prove useful.

Carl - Wow, really? I'd be much obliged!

Ghosthead - Good. Now tell me. Have you heard of the Suicide Kings?

Carl - Yeah I saw what they did to ya.

Ghosthead - Are they staying at your resort?

Carl - I saw two of them there. The tall one and other one I'll never forget. One of our guests was describin the view.. said it was amazing and for some reason that set that guy off. He threw up all over the lobby. Ol Jed here had to help clean it up.

Ghosthead - He is a weak minded fool.

Carl - Jed?

Ghosthead - Him too.

Carl - Can't say I disagree.

Ghosthead - I have something I would like you to do. Your tickets will be waiting at the front desk after you are done.

Carl - Great.

Fade

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**Miranda Williams is reading the lineup outside of GM the Nate's office when SFJ#47 approaches.**

SFJ#47: "Miranda, you lost your first OOWF championship Sunday night. How are you dealing with the setback and preparing for your rematch at Mayhem?"

M: "They call times like this 'character building'. A chance to choose from among your influences and decide how you'll react to a situation. Now, my father's always been philosophical about these things. He says you need to focus on the long haul. That a single win or loss is no big deal. Davin, he'd get right back up and keep going, because, in his words, greatness always rises. And Fire, she'd just break things until she felt better."

**Miranda stares off into space for a moment, then pivots and drives a kick through the wall.**

M: "Huh. I do feel better."

**Miranda strolls off down the hall whistling as GM the Nate peers out through his new window.**

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~~~ We fade into the parking lot of the OOWF Arena in Odd, West Virginia. (LOUD Cheap Pop) Zane, Chad & Bridgette are about to board the Texpress Express Bus, when they are approached by a RNSFJ. ~~~

RNSFJ: Where are you guys off to? I'd like to ask you some questions.

Zane: Of course you would.

Bridgette: Make it quick hon, we've got an appearance to make and then A PHWF show in Beaver, West Virginia (Semi-loud Cheap Pop) against The Powers of Spain.

RNSFJ: (Looking at Chad) Well, I could come with you, you know, do a real In Depth interview.

Chad: Pass.

~~~ The RNSFJ looks away, clearly disappointed ~~~

Zane: You had questions?

RNSFJ: Yeah... So you lost an Onslaught Rules Match to kz on Sunday..

Chad: You are right. We lost.

RNSFJ: ......

Chad: ......

Zane: ......

RNSFJ: ...... That's it? You don't have anything to add about losing a match that clearly favors your style?

Zane: See, here's what separates us and kz. We aren't going to sit here, make excuses, call things flukes, and drag up things from 6 months ago. They beat us Sunday. We have another match to look forward too, and we're doing everything we can to be ready for it.

Chad: You see, we've lost matches before. Almost a hundred in the OOWF alone. What separates us from everyone else is that we use those losses to our advantage better than everyone else. And that's why we've Won many more times than we've lost. We Win. We will Keep Winning. That's what Texpress does. That's why we are The Measuring Sticks. That is why we will win this series.

Bridgette: Now if you'll excuse us, we have hands to shake, babies to kiss, and a tune-up match to win.

They climb on the bus and the door shuts as we fade....

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**The. saints of Sinners are sitting in a dive bar. Chloe is polishing her weapons and humming to herself while OOWF Onslaught Champion Stank, L.D. Williams, and Moosehead Jack are drinking in silence. L.D. occasionally glares at Stank, who looks like he wants to say something but thinks better of it.**

M: "Well, this isn't awkward at all."

LDW: "-"

S: "-"

LDW: "...should have thrown you out of the plane."

S: "I told you this was going to happen Billy Dee. I earned a title shot and I went out and won it, just like you would have done."

LDW: "You beat up my daughter - my little girl - and took her title from her. You crushed her dreams!"

S: "First of all, it was a clean pin in a fair match. I out-wrestled her. Second of all, no championship lasts forever. You know that. Hell, she must know that, being your daughter. Third of all, how DARE you get on my case about...oh. This is that goofy Canadian humour isn't it? You're trying to be funny."

C: "Actually he's kind of succeeding..."

S: "Hush."

LDW: <chuckling> "It's all good Lucas. Miranda doesn't need me to fight her battles for her. As long as it stays in the ring, You and I don't have a problem. You and her, however..."

S: "I'll tell you one thing, she does take after her father. She went straight after my knee."

LDW: "Well, if she maims you she gets part of her inheritance."

S: "Excuse me?"

LDW: "Well, not you specifically. It's more of a general thing."

S: "-"

MHJ: "-"

LDW: "It's a family tradition."

MHJ: "...and my family is strange. Riiiight."

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*OOWF cameras walk in to a hotel room that is dimly lit by a fire place.*

*The shot slowly creeps up to a leather single chair that is facing the flames. The person sitting in it is none other than Jose Reyna*

*He has white and purple face paint smeared across his face. He still wears the white suit from Sunday except this time his clothes seem a bit dirty and roughed up.*

*An ember pops in the fireplace, briefly lighting up the room.*

*For a flash second, you see that Jose is covered in blood from head to toe, with vomit stains on his lips and jacket.*

Jose: *Notices camera* I apologize for my appearance. I'm fairly certain I look like a mess. No worries about the blood, though. *smiles genuinely* It's not mine. That was merely part of the celebration process after the Suicide Kings won our match on Sunday.

The vomit on the other hand... I tried to control myself. *Frowns* But once I heard who we were facing this Wednesday, I blacked out... And then I woke up looking like this... *Darby Sigh*

After having wins over the likes of Murphys Law, Matthew Foltz, Alexander Darling and OOWF Champion Ghosthead, management has decided to give us a curveball and set us up to fight "Banned From Everywhere". *Gags violently and tries to maintain his composure. He closes his eyes and takes a deep breath before continuing*

Just the thought of going another round with those pissants makes me ill. The writing is on the wall, management tried to test the Suicide Kings and we've been passing with flying colors. Now that we've proven we're here to stay, they've decided to put us on the back burner and cut our momentum from under us.

That makes me sick. It's everything the Suicide Kings are against.

But you see, within every tragedy, lies a glimmer of hope.

Last time the Suicide Kings were in the ring with Banned from *Gags* Everywhere, the sickness began...

Once I kick in Awesome Bills face and break the jaw of Justin Sane, perhaps the sickness will disappear? 

Boys, prepare... for the fight of your lives. And prepare to bow down, to the Suicide Kings!

*Suddenly the lights in the room turn on. The word "AMAZING" is written repeatedly all over the walls in vomit and in blood. Puddles of Throw up are seen around various parts of the room*

Voice off camera: Ay Dios Mio!

*The camera turns around to the entrance of the room, it's HouseKeeping*

Jose: *Smiles innocently* Hey! I think i'm starting to control the vomiting!

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~~~ We fade into the grey skies of a cold overcast early morning outside the OOWF Arena. Chad Madison is running alone. Probably not a good idea. We follow him for a few minutes, when there is a hooded figure approaching him from the other direction. As he continues to run, we can tell the hooded figure is doing the same. Chad stops and watches the person get closer and closer. We can tell it is a woman, but between the mist and the white clouds of breath, her face is still not clear. She slows to stop where Chad stands and pulls the hood back.

Miranda: Didn't think I'd see you out this early

Chad: I'm out this early most days of the week.

Miranda: I know that. Small talk, you know?

Chad: Must be that Canadian humour coming out in you.

~~~ She punches him in the arm. They walk together towards the rear entrance of the arena. ~~~

Chad: Listen, I'm sorry

Miranda: For...

Chad: I didn't handle myself well when it came out who you were. I treated you badly and I regret it.

Miranda: Hmmm.. Ok.

Chad: Ok?

Miranda: Just Ok.

Chad: Ok.

Miranda: I really was hurt that you held that against me like that. But I think I understand. It was wrong and it TOTALLY sucked, but I get it.

Chad: Yeah, look your dad and I have ended up on opposite sides of every battle there has been around here. Inside the ring, he's one of the best. Outside of it... the company he keeps... There's a mutual hatred. It goes back long before you ever arrived, and it will probably never go away.

Miranda: But I'm not him

Chad: True. But when things get ugly again, and believe me, they will, I don't know if I can handle seeing you on the other side.

Miranda: Who says I would be on the other side?

Chad: Family.... tends to stick together

Miranda: Fire & Moose?

Chad: Yeah well, the bond between brother and sister is not the same as father and daughter or husband and wife.

Miranda: There's no war going on right now.

Chad: There kind of is. It's died down some, but I know The Sinners are still determined to burn the OOWF to the ground. LD... is one of them. And Zane and I... are bound and determined to stop them.

Miranda: And you assume I'm on his side?

Chad: No, but when it gets ugly......

~~~ She stops, grabs Chad's shoulders and looks him in the eye ~~~

Miranda: I'll make my own decisions. I'm not a child anymore.

Chad: (Smiling) No, no you're not. So miss, how 'bout we go and see if they have any of those cimmonum raisin Sassanach muffins in catering?

~~~ Miranda smiles and laughs. Chad puts his arm around her. They disappear into the building together as we fade.... ~~~

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(Chloe is carrying a package as she walks up to the Suicide Kings locker room. She walks in and finds Christian Carter. Carter takes Chloe's hand and kisses it. She smiles. Carter's look turns somewhat annoyed.)

Carter: I was wondering when you'd turn up. Where've you been.

Chloe: Well, Dad's had his hands full with his Philippine Relief campaign and raising money for his wife's Visa...

(Chloe gets superkicked in the back of the head. She whips around and sees Kayfabe staring a hole into her. Chloe raises her hands and turns back to Carter.)

Chloe: I mean, busy, Saints business. Nothing to worry about.

Carter: Right, well, we've teamed before, we've had the same targets before.

Chloe: Exactly. Love getting me some Darling blood...and I wanna make Mai bleed just as bad tonight.

Carter: You handled her well.

Chloe: Little Miss nice woman found out she does have her brother's bad streak in her. She's gonna burn.

Carter: Would have been sweeter if you hadn't knocked yourself out.

(Chloe just stares at Carter.)

Carter: Yeah, well, I'll see you in a few minutes. That for me?

Chloe: Nope, just a little errand i forgot to run earlier this week. Let's make them bleed.

Carter: Our world...when you want it.

(Chloe puts up her fist for a bump but Carter takes it and kisses it again. Chloe...blushes? Carter smiles as she leaves the locker room. She walks down the hall and approaches the Darling Suites. She starts to knock on the door, then decides to sit the package down on the floor before knocking and running. We see the note on the package and INCy, being nosy, closes in on the note:)

Fire:

Sorry this is late. Jack wanted me to drop it off on Sunday, but I wasn't in much of a shape to do it.

Nobody should think they were forgotten on your birthday. Jack didn't. This is all on me. It's one of the few times you'll ever see me say I'm sorry. Dad forgot our birthdays more than I want to remember, but he always showed up with something fancy and an excuse. Jack told me about some of yours, and I understand.

For what it's worth, I wish you a happy birthday.

Chloe

(Lucky comes out and picks up the package, reads the note, and turns to go inside. Davin Moreland grabs it out of his hand, reads the note, tears open the package and sees a bottle of Jamesons with one drink gone from it. Moreland throws the bottle, wrapping, and note in the trash can and points a finger at Lucky, who holds up both hands and closes the door as we...)

FADE

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<Moose and Chloe are walking down the hall, Chloe is stewing about something, finally Moose notices>

MHJ: something bothering you?

Chloe: no

<Moose stops and Chloe stops and turns and looks at him, Moose grabs her chin and looks into her eyes>

MHJ: Don't hide things from me Chloe

Chloe: <softening> I'm sorry Jack <then getting angry> NO ONE TAKES US SERIOUSLY ANYMORE! THE SUICIDE KINGS? PLEASE! WE ARE THE SAINTS OF SINNERS! WE ARE THE MOST BLOOD THIRSTY AND TALENTED GROUP IN ALL OF WRESTLING, AND WE ARE BEING UPSTAGED BY THEM! NO ONE TALKS ABOUT US ANYMORE!

<Chloe turns and destroys something then lunges at a production assistant who narrowly escapes>

MHJ: I have an idea

Chloe: <calming slightly> yes Jack?

<Moose looks down the hall and smirks, he points and Chloe sees Justin Sane standing there, Chloe takes off like a dart as LD and Stank walk up>

LDW: Where's Chloe?

<Moose points down the hall where we hear breaking noises and Justin screaming in pain>

Sta: Poor Justin

LDW: I don't think a body should bend like.....

Sta & LD: OWW!

WINNER! AND NEW DDT IRON MAN HEAVY METAL CHAMPION - CHLOE!

<Chloe skips back to the Saints with the DDT title over her shoulder, she is covered with blood an beaming>

MHJ: Feel better?

Chloe: <almost dreamy> That is better than sex.....

<Chloe skips away while Moose laughs>

Sta: I don't think she is doing it right.......

<they both turn and look at Moose, who just smirks and heads down the hall>

<the cameraman wanders down the hall where we see Justin Sane lying in a pool of blood twitching, Bill and Ellie May run up to him>

ABFD: OH LAWD! JUSTIN! TALK TO ME JUSTIN!

EMFE: Who.......why would anyone attack Justin? Justin has never hurt anyone!

<Arctic McBearington walks up, holding a martini in one hand, the New York times in the other, and he wears a suit vest, monocle and bowler>

AM: I do believe Justin was the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion

ABFD: YOU CAN TALK?

EMFE: He was? I mean.....I thought he had lost that?

AM: Well he was the last one listed on the roll of champions, and clearly the writer of this promo is too lazy to look through months of promos

<Kayfabe steps in, sees it is a talking polar bear, then backs away slowly>

ABFD: YOU'S A TALKING POLAR BEAR!

EMFE: That is true.....we should have seen that coming. Justin......you ok?

JS: <on his feet.....barely> I uh......yeah, I think so?

EMFE: Well, Mr. McBearington and i have to go prepare your last minute strategy, meet us in the locker room

<they walk off>

ABFD: SON! DID YOU KNOW HE COULD TALK?

JS: Who? Danny?

ABFD: NO! The polar bear!

JS: Oh. Well, yeah, of course he can, how else would he order martinis?

<Bill opens his mouth to say something, then thinks, nods his head, and they head down the hall>

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Odd, West Virginia
November 27. 2013

(sorry guys, work was hell this week and I had a lot less time to write than I thought I would so you get the very abridged version of MidWeek Mayhem this week)

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. THE SUICIDE KINGS

BFE put up a good fight and even manage to hit their TAG TEAM FINISHING MOVE, but Joey Reyna kicks Justin in the face before he can go for the pin. The Kings dominate BFE the rest of the way and finally finish the match off with a SPIKE PILEDRIVER on Justin.
WINNERs in 9:54 – Suicide Kings

After the match, the Kings attack again and hit a SPIKE PILEDRIVER on Bill and leave him lying in the middle of the ring

CHLOE & CHRISTIAN CARTER vs. MAI MUYO & ALEXANDER DARLING – Falls Count Anywhere

The fight began backstage when Mai and Chloe crossed paths. Carter come to Chloe’s aid, which brought Alexander screaming into the fray. They brawl around the back and down the ramp to ringside, but never actually make it into the ring. The brawl heads back into the bowels of the arena, Carter and Alex are beating one another with anything not nailed down while Chloe dodges Mai and shoves her through the door into the STAIRWELL OF TERRIBLE PAIN! As Mai bursts through the door and falls down the stairs, Moose is waiting at the bottom and BLASTS her upside the head with HDB! Chole leaps from halfway up the stairs and drops an elbow, the referee appears and makes the count.
WINNER in 29:01 – Chloe & Christian Carter

DANNY TAYLOR vs. FIREWOMAN vs. CHRIS EVANS

Relatively clean match here, even from Evans. The three put on a clinic for over twenty minutes with none able to keep the advantage for long. The turning point in the match comes when Fire has Danny set up for the FIRESTOMP but she hesitates slightly, which allows Evans to SUPERKICK her from behind and dump her from the ring. Evans heads to the top rope, but Danny catches him and hits a TOP ROPE DYNAMITE DROP! Danny covers and gets the three count, just a second before Fire can break it up.
WINNER in 22:41 – Danny Taylor

SALVATION vs. MURPHY’S LAW – Non-Title Match

This one never had a chance. The Murphy’s attack Salvation before the bell rings and the champs go into defense quickly. The champs try to cheat their way to an advantage, but everything they try backfires on them. Finally, Eco and Stan decide to work smarter, not harder, and bail on the match and head up the ramps. DK and Daniella are not quite done with them yet though. They charge up the ramp and the fight continues. Before it can spread and a full riot erupts, the locker room empties and the two teams are separated. Well this certainly settled nothing.
WINNER – No Contest in 13:27

GHOSTHEAD vs. MATT FOLZ – Non-Title Match

Back and forth match, Folz takes advantage of Ghost being banged up to get several near falls. The champ shows why he is champ and fights back and catches Folz with the PHANTASMAGORIA, but Folz gets his foot on the ropes before the three. After several more minutes of back and forth action, Folz traps Ghost in the ANKLE LOCK! Just when it looks like Ghost might tap, the Suicide Kings hit the ring! They lay out both Ghost and Folz. Alexander Darling hits the ring, but he doesn’t last long, not 3 on 1. They beat him down as well and stand victoriously over their three foes.
WINNER – No Contest in 27:21

KZ vs. TEXPRESS – Best of Seven Series Match 5 – Stips TBA

We see a cage lower from the rafters, old school cage, pin or submit only, no escape. The second the cage is in place the two teams tear into one another with a vengeance. It doesn’t take long before all four men are a bloody mess. Chad and Zane keep Moose in their corner for a long time (it IS still a tag match) and get several near falls. A bloody Moose sits on his knees and takes a stiff kick to the side of the head from Chad, but Moose spits blood at Chad. After another, Moose flips him off and the two go at it. The end comes, mercifully, after nearly forty-five minutes of action. Texpress has LD up for the DROPKICK DEVICE, but Moose breaks it up by attacking Zane from behind and dropping Chad off the top rope. LD grabs Chad and lifts him in a backbreaker, Moose leaps off the top rope and drops a knee across Chad’s chest and LD SPIKES him to the mat with a BURNING HAMMER! LD covers Chad and hooks the leg and gets the three count and win, putting kz up 3-2
WINNERS in 47:29 – kz

STANK vs. MIRANDA WILLIAMS – Onslaught Championship Match

Miranda takes the fight to Stank immediately, putting the champ on the defensive. Miranda throws everything she can at Stank and gets a few close falls, but Stank seems to take everything she has and fights back. You can see the frustration in Miranda growing and in a span of five minutes, she burns through all three of her referee warnings. As the time limit approaches, Miranda kicks it into high gear, but tries one move too many and Stank catches her with the STANK-U, then catches her in the CATCH-22 and forces Miranda to tap out.
WINNER in 14:18 – Stank

TOMMY WILDER vs. ALEXIS DARLING – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

Textbook match that has the crowd on the edges of their seats. The two throw everything they have at one another and get numerous close falls. Lexie shows a little frustration at not being able to keep Wilder down, she even catches him with a DARLING DRIVER, but Wilder manages to get his foot on the bottom rope just before the three. Wilder also throws everything he can at Lexie, hitting various top rope moves and going high risk as often as he can. The end of the match comes when both wrestlers are fighting on the top rope. Lexie is trying to grab a superplex, but Wilder fights her off. Lexie slips and falls to the middle of the ring and Wilder hits the AIR WALK! Tommy covers, one, two, three!
WINNER in 37:38 – Tommy Wilder

The crowd goes ape shit for this, applauding both wrestlers. Wilder slowly gets to his feet and takes his title. As Lexie stands up Tommy takes the title off his shoulder and extends his hand, which pops the crowd. Lexie just stares at him for a second, then falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring and head to the back, getting a confused look from Tommy and many of the fans.

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