OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
March 5, 2014
JOEY REYNA vs. JUSTIN SANE vs. DK MURPHY"Amazing" by Kayne West begins to play and one half of the OOWF Tag Team Champions, Jose Reyna, makes his way down to ringside with his belt around his waist. The familiar sounds of the Dropkick Murphy's follow, and DK Murphy comes to the ring to a huge pop. He slides in the ring and Reyna immediately starts taunting him with the tag title belt. They jaw at each other all through Justin's entrance.
The bell rings and Reyna and Murphy quickly start exchanging strong right hands. Justin notices neither of his opponents paying any attention and charges, looking for a big splash. But, Justin being Justin, he mistimes it and hits the turnbuckle instead knocking himself cold. DK clotheslines Reyna over the top rope and follows him out to the floor. The two continue their brawl, neither paying any attention to the referee's count. The count reaches 10 and the referee calls for the bell.
Winner by countout in 25 seconds: Justin Sane
Postmatch, OOWF Security manages to break up the brawl. Awesome Bill From Dawsonville comes down to the ring, revives his partner with a pint of PCPL, and informs him that he won.
MIRANDA WILLIAMS vs. CHRIS EVANSChris Evans comes to the ring first, smirking as the crowd showers him with boos. He climbs into the ring and drinks in the fans hatred with arms raised, then glares up the aisle as his opponent is announced. Miranda Williams receives a much more positive reaction as she steps out onto the stage. She slaps hands on the way down the aisle, then circles the ring greeting the fans. Referee Junior Hale stands between Miranda and Evans as she steps into the ring, then gives them their instructions and calls for the bell.
They lock up and Evans backs Miranda into the corner, He breaks, but slaps her as he backs away. Miranda lunges, and Evans uses her momentum to send her across the ring, following her in with a clothesline. He chokes her in the corner for a four count, then snaps her over with a suplex. He sits Miranda up and locks on a chinlock, slipping into a choke every time Junior isn't looking. Miranda works her way to her feet and shoots Evans into the ropes. She ducks her head and he aims a kick, but she sidesteps. Evans stumbles, and Miranda drives an elbow into the back of his head before pulling him back into an inverted DDT. She covers, but Evans kicks out at one.
Miranda is up first and pulls Evans to his feet. She winds his arm, but he pokes her in the eye to break free. She stumbles back a step and Evans flips her to the mat. He goes back to the choke, racking up a series of four counts, then pulls her up and shoves her into the corner.He charges in, but Miranda dodges. She steps behind him and grabs him around the waist, but an elbow to the throat gets him free. He kicks Miranda's legs out and drops her throat-first on the middle rope. Evans floats over the ropes to the apron, then plants a knee in the back of Miranda's neck and chokes her on the ropes as he argues with Junior. Evans finally drops to the floor and drags Miranda out after him.
Evans sends Miranda into the ring steps and charges after her. Miranda moves, and Evans collides with the steps. Miranda picks Evans up and drops him spine-first on the apron, then shoves him back into the ring. She climbs onto the apron and slings herself over the ropes with a somersault legdrop. She covers, but Evans kicks out at two. Miranda rolls to her feet and tries to pull Evans up, but he hooks her head and rolls her up, placing his feet on the ropes to hold her down. Junior counts one...Two...Miranda rolls a shoulder just in time.
Evans pulls Miranda to her feet and she blasts him with a forearm. Before she can follow up Evans goes back to the eyes. She stumbles back and Evans snaps her over with a suplex. He floats over, and again puts his feet on the ropes. This time Junior notices and refuses to count, so Evans changes position and rolls her up, hooking both legs and a handful of tights. This Junior doesn't see, and Evans gets a very long two count,
Miranda kicks out and rolls to her feet with fire in her eyes. Evans grabs her as she gets up and tries an Irish whip. Miranda puts on the brakes and yanks him back - directly into a kick to the fork hard enough to lift him off the mat. She grabs him before he can fall and nails him with the Desecrator - just as the bell rings. Having seen the kick, Junior has no choice but to call for the bell.
WINNER, by disqualification,in 12:38, Chris Evans.
After the match: Miranda glares from Evans to the referee and back to Evans. With a scream of rage she drags him off the mat and plants him with a Canadian Destroyer before rolling out of the ring and walking to the back.
JASON ALLEN vs. AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE vs. DANIELLA MURPHYAwesome Bill is announced first and comes out with Ellie May. He downs the rest of his PCPL and waits in the corner. Jason Allen is announced next, and he staggers out from the back, holding his head in pain. A second later we see Daniella Murphy come through the curtain with a kendo stick! She slams it upside Allen’s head again and he falls and rolls down the ramp. Daniella charges after him, but Allen sees her coming, gets to his feet and POPS her with a SUPERKICK to the jaw! Daniella falls to the floor and now it is Allen’s turn to use the kendo stick. He wears the stick out slamming it down on Daniella.
Inside the ring, Bill is itching for a fight, but Ellie May is trying to talk some sense into him. Allen pulls Daniella to her feet and tries to whip her in to the guardrail, but Daniella reverses it and sends Allen toward the steel. Allen gets his foot up and stops himself, then turns and he and Daniella begin throwing punches again. Finally Bill can’t take anymore, he pushes Ellie May aside and charges toward the ropes, dives over the top rope and takes out both Allen and Daniella! The crowd roars for the high flying redneck and Bill pulls both Allen and Daniella to their feet and roll then under the bottom rope back into the ring.
Bill climbs into the ring and as Daniella and Allen get up, Bill drops them with ATOMIC ELBOWS! Allen pops back up and gets another one, Daniella gets to her feet and gets one, Allen is back up and Bill whips him into the corner and follows him in with a clothsline. He turns around and sees Daniella standing up, gets down in a three point stance (he WAS all county in high school football, until he turned 21 and they kicked him off the JV team) charges, and takes Daniella to the mat! Bill is on fire now!
He pulls Allen to his feet and tries to whip him to the ropes, but Jason puts on the breaks and catches a charging Bill with a forearm to the jaw, then nails a PELE KICK! Bill drops to the mat holding his head, Allen climbs to the top rope and grabs Bill as he stands and PLANTS him with a TORNADO DDT! Allen kips up and immediately matrixes backward to avoid a clothesline from Daniella. Daniella hits the ropes and Allen leaps up and snaps her to the mat with a FRANKENSTEINER! Allen gets up as Bill is standing up and catches him with a dropkick to the jaw that sends him over the top rope to the floor.
Allen waits for Daniella to get to her feet and tries a SUPERKICK, but Daniella moves out of the way, grabs Allen and spins him around, goozles him and CHOKESLAMS him to HELL! Daniella mounts Allen and hammers him with rights and lefts to the face. The referee pulls her off of him, and Bill slides into the ring and covers him and gets a two count before Daniella pulls him off. Daniella grabs Bill and hooks him for a suplex, but Bill blocks it and tries to suplex Daniella. Daniella blocks it, and the two of them go back and forth trying to suplex the other. Allen gets to his feet and wanders over there, and both Bill and Daniella kick him in the gut, hook him and hit a DOUBLE SUPLEX! They get to their feet and Daniella pulls Allen to a sitting position and KILLS him with a kick to the back of the head while Bill hits the ropes and DESTROYS him with a FALLING CLOTHESLINE! Bill gets up and the fans roar their approval for the teamwork, Daniella offers her hand, Bill shakes it and Daniella rolls him up into a SMALL PACKAGE! Bill kicks out JUST before the three, Daniella gets to her feet and looks at him and just shrugs her shoulders.
While Daniella is looking at Bill, Allen gets to his feet and charges in and catches her with a running forearm to the side of the head! Daniella falls between the ropes to the floor. Bill goes after Jason, but Allen POPS him with a SUPERKICK! Bill shakes his head, but does not go down! Allen rears back and hits a SECOND SUPERKICK! Bill staggers and almost goes down, but fights through it! Allen rears back for a third, but Bill sidesteps it and lifts Allen onto his shoulders AIRPLANE SPIN! Round and round and round they go. Bill finally stops and lets Jason off his shoulders, Allen staggers around the ring, but so does Bill. Ellie May jumps onto the apron and grabs Bill and hands him a quart of PCPL, Bill takes a big swig and that seems to straighten things out. He waits for Allen to turn toward him and KILLS him with the MASON DIXON LINE! Joey Reyna races to the ring to help his partner, but Daniella cuts him off and hammers him with punches to the face, Bill falls on Allen and covers, one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 16:54 – Awesome Bill From Dawsonville
SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. TEXPRESSThe Saints are announced first and make their way to the ring. Chloe paces around the ring like a caged animal while Moose slumps in the corner. Before Texpress are announced, all the referees in the OOWF make their way to the ring and surround ringside. They seem to be determined to keep this one in the ring and an actual wrestling match instead of a bloodletting. Chad and Zane are announced and make their way to the ring. Chad and Moose glare at one another and the second it looks like they are going to start, the referee gets between them and orders them out of the ring. He demands that Chloe and Zane start the match. Moose and Chad both back out of the ring never taking their eyes off of one another. The bell rings and we are underway!
As soon as the bell rings Chloe charges across the ring and blindsides Zane with a knee to the ribs. Zane drops to his knees grabbing his rubs while Chloe pulls his head back and repeatedly crossfaces him. She slams Zane’s head into the mat, then drops a leg across the back of his head. She pulls him up by the hair and shoves him into the corner and lights him up with chops. Chloe whips him to the opposite corner and charges, but Zane catches her with a boot to the jaw, then explodes out of the corner with a clothesline.
Chloe staggers around the ring and Zane grabs her from behind, but Chloe spins and rakes his eyes, then drags his face along the top rope. Zane howls in pain and staggers away trying to get his vision back. Chloe grabs a handful of hair and calls for Moose, Moose puts his boot up and Chloe slams him face first into Jack’s foot, then tags in Moose.
Moose charges into the ring and clips the back of Zane’s knee sending him to the mat. Moose gets up and runs to the Texpress corner and nails Chad with a forearm to the side of the head that sends him to the floor. Chad immediately hops back onto the apron and tries to get into the ring, but several referees grab him and keep him out. Moose pounces on Zane and hammers him with rights and lefts, then pulls him up and tags in Chloe and drives Zane to the mat with a HANGMAN’S NECKBREAKER. Chloe climbs to the top rope and drops an elbow down across Zane’s chest, she covers and gets a two count.
Chloe pulls Zane to his feet and nails him with a spinning back fist that sends Zane staggering back into the corner. Chloe charges in and lands a high knee to his face, as he staggers out of the corner, Chloe tags Moose in, then hits a spinning heel kick to Zane’s gut that doubles him over. Moose grabs him and PLANTS him with a DDT! Jack rolls him over and covers, but Chad makes the save at two. Chad and Moose jaw with one another for a moment, but the referee escorts Chad out of the ring. While his back is turned, Moose and Chloe take Zane out with TOTAL ELIMINATION! Moose covers again, but Zane kicks out at two.
Jack backs Zane into the corner and unloads on him, then tries to whip Zane to the opposite corner but Zane reverses it. Moose hits the corner hard and staggers out, Zane elevates him with a big back body drop. Jack pops back to his feet and Zane pops him with a right to the jaw, Chloe comes in and gets a shot to the jaw, Moose is back up and Zane drops him with a boot to the head, Chloe gets clotheslined over the top rope, Zane turns and leaps toward his corner and makes the HOT TAG TO CHAD!
Chad comes in and tackles Moose to the mat and hammers him with punches to the back of the head, then pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a big POWERSLAM! Chad doesn’t even bother covering since Chloe is on the apron. He nails her with a dropkick that sends her off the apron into the guardrail. Chad turns back to Moose and pulls him up and repeatedly knees him in the face, then lifts him for a suplex, slingshots him, and turns it into a BACKBREAKER! Moose howls in pain, Chad covers him, but Jack kicks out at two.
Chad checks on his partner who is on one knee on the apron. As Chloe gets to her feet, Zane dives off the apron and takes her out with a CLOTHESLINE! Inside the ring, Chad pulls Moose to his feet and grabs him in a bearhug and hits a RELEASE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX Moose lands hard on the back of his head and is dazed. Chad hammers him with some more punches, then Zane climbs back onto the apron and Chad tags him in. Zane comes in and grabs Moose, lifting him onto his shoulders while Chad heads to the top rope for the DROPKICK DEVICE! Before Chad leaps, Chloe climbs onto the apron and pulls Chad’s foot off the ropes. Madison hits the apron HARD, then falls to the floor.
Moose slips off of Zane’s shoulders and spins the big man around and they trade punches. Chloe attacks him from behind and grabs him in a waistlock, Moose bounds off the ropes and NAILS a BUISAKU KNEE then Chloe hits a BRIDGING GERMAN! Moose dives between the ropes at Chad, the referee hits the mat one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 15:55 – The Saints of Sinners
The four immediately begin brawling after the bell, referees and agents try to separate them, but to no avail, finally the locker room empties and they are pulled apart. The crowd is not happy, and a “LET THEM FIGHT” chant breaks out
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. DANNY TAYLOR – Best of Five Series – Match 1: Sadistic MadnessHere comes the Boom plays and Dynamite Danny Taylor and Dashing Victor Deniro make their way to the ring to a chorus of cheers. Vic waits outside the ring as Danny slides in and poses on the buckles to some cheers. Danny is all smiles and seems to be ready for this fight. Alexander Darlings music hits, but no one comes out. Danny is focused on the ramp wondering what is going on, when Darling comes out of the crowd and slides into the ring. He grabs Taylor and dumps him over the top rope and down to the floor below where he hits hard. Victor limps over to help him throwing Darling a pissed look. Alexander grabs a mic and walks over.
Darling: "Lesson number one Danny, be ready for anything at anytime, and Victor he needs to do this alone, so consider yourself and the rest of Drink and Destroy banned from ringside for the remainder of this series"
Victor looks frustrated, but the ref reminds him of the contracts stips, and Victor is forced to limp to the back as Danny climbs back into the ring. He heads to the center, a smile on his face, and extends his hand for a shake. Darling looks at it, then back to Danny. He motions like he is going to shake, and then clocks Danny in the head with the mic. Danny stumbles back into the corner. He looks surprised, and then smirks and heads back towards Darling.
Darling: "If you want this series to happen, you need to take it seriously. So are you?"
Danny nods his head yes.
Darling: "I don't believe you"
With that Darling open hand slaps Danny across the face with a resounding smack. Any trace of a smile immediately leaves Danny's face, and he throws a stiff foream shot into Darlings face that sends him back into the ropes. A smirk now appears on Darlings face.
Darling: "Now I believe you."
Darlng tosses the mic aside, and the two circle as the bell finally rings kicking this one off. The two men circle and lockup, Darling goes behind into a rear waistlock, but Danny switches it and attempts a german suplex. Darling blocks and throws a back elbow causing Danny to break the hold. Darling then lays in with some quick rights and Taylor is forced onto the defensive. Alexander is able to force him into the corner, and when the ref calls for the clean break, Darling rakes Taylors eyes. Alexander then grabs Danny's head and runs it down the ring ropes. He then nails a standing dropkick sending Danny to the mat. Darling then slides out of the ring and looks under it pulling out a trashcan and tossing it into the ring. It must be a New Jack special, as several items including a golf club, cheese grater, keyboard and other assorted weapons fall out.
Danny is up and sees this and attempts to kick the trash can out of the ring. While this is happening Darling grabs the keyboard and smashes it across Taylors back stunning him. Darling brings it down one more time and Taylor stumbles away. Darling then picks up the golf club and stalks Taylor. The camera catches Taylors face, and he looks pissed. He turns and when Alex swings the club, he catches it and rips it from his hands. For a moment it looks like Taylor may swing it back, but instead he snaps it in half and tosses the pieces aside. He bull rushes forward snatching Darling up and slamming him back into the turnbuckle. He follows up with three quick shoulder slams into the gut. As Darling stumbles out of the corner Danny catches him with a kick to the gut and sets Alex up for the Dynamite Drop. Before he can execute it, Darling drops and nails a low blow taking the wind out of Taylors sails.
As Alex stands back up, he has the cheese grater in hand and he grabs Danny in a headlock and starts ripping it across his forehead. Taylor's face is quickly turning into a bloody mess, but somhow he maintains enough presence to grab Darling and execute a back body slam sending them both to the mat. As Taylor slowly rises, he feels the blood across his face with his hand, and a fire ignites in his eyes. As Darling stands, Taylor rushes over and sends him back down with a massive clothesline. Darling is back up, and another clothesline sends him down. Darling pulls himself up with the ropes, but Taylor is still on him and nails a third clothesline that sends Darling over the ropes and to the floor below.
As Taylor slides out to pursue, Darling grabs a chair from the nearbye Lithuanian announce table, and swings for the fences. Danny gets his arms up to block, but it still makes a sickening thud as it connects with Danny's flesh. Darling pulls back for another shot, but Taylor punches right into the chair sending it back into Darlings face. Darling drops the chair, and blood is flowing freely from his nose. Instead of continuing his attack, Danny stops to grab the chair and turns to toss it away. Darling takes advantage and shoves Taylor into the nearby ringpost stunning him. Alex then rolls Danny back into the ring.
Alex grabs the chair, slides in the ring and slams the chair down hard on Taylors back as he is trying to rise. To Taylors credit, he makes it back to his feet, but he is stunned from the last attack. As he tries to get his bearings, Darling lifts him to his shoulders,
crosses the legs and nails a Darling Driver onto the trashcan that was still in the ring. Darling covers, and the three count is academic at this point.
Your winner via pinfall in 25:14 Alexander Darling
After the bell rings, Danny starts to come to, disapointment showing on his bloodied face. Darling stands above him and holds out his hand. Taylor takes it and Darling helps him up. Darling pokes Danny in the chest and we can hear him say "learn from this". Darling's music then hits and he heads to the back, as the crowd cheers for both men.
MATT FOLZ vs. GHOSTHEAD vs. STAN FULTON – Winner Gets an OOWF World Heavyweight Title Shot Next WeekAll three men are introduced and make their way to the ring. Folz receives the bulk of the cheers, but you almost feel like it is by default, the fans have to have SOMEONE to cheer. Ghost remains stoic in his corner while Fulton and Folz meet in the middle of the ring. They begin to jaw about who the next world champion is going to be, silently Ghost walks to the pair and assures them that HE will be the next champion. Words quickly turn to fists and the match is ready to go!
Ghost hammers Folz with forearms to the side of the head, then sends him to the ropes and catches him with a boot to the side of the head that sends him to the floor. Ghost turns around and walks right into a BELLY TO BELLY suplex from Fulton. He covers, but Ghost escapes at two. Stan pulls Ghost to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but Ghost holds onto the top rope. Fulton charges and Ghost low bridges him sending him over the top rope to the floor. Ghost gets a running start and DIVES over the top rope and takes out both Fulton and Folz! The crowd pops big for this, but Ghost pays no attention to it. He grabs Folz and shoots him back into the ring and follows.
Folz gets to his feet and blocks a punch from Ghost and slams him between the eyes with a headbutt that sends Ghost staggering back to the corner. Folz charges in and tries a flying forearm, but Ghost swats him to the mat with a URINAGE! He pounces on Folz and traps him in the VEX VICE, but before the referee can check on a submission, Fulton climbs back into the ring and breaks it up with a kick to Ghost’s face.
Stan grabs Ghost and whips him into the corner and follows him in with an AVALANCHE! Ghost falls to the mat sitting in the corner. Folz gets to his feet and he eats an AVALANCHE in the opposite corner. Fulton turns back to Ghost and charges across the ring and NAILS him with a knee to the face, then waits for Folz to charge out of the corner and lifts him onto his shoulders and hits a SAMOAN DROP! Fulton covers, but Ghost gets to his feet and dives at Fulton breaking up the pin.
Fulton gets to his feet and pulls Ghost up, but Ghost rakes his eyes. Fulton fights through it and nails Ghost with a punch to the jaw and sends him to the ropes, but he lowers his head a moment too soon and Ghost catches him with a kick to the jaw that stands the big man up. Ghost then springs off the ropes and catches Stan with the EIDOLON! Fulton hits the mat, Ghost gets to his feet and gets DESTROYED by a SICK KICK from Folz! Ghost falls between the ropes to the floor and clips the referee as he is falling sending the ref out as well.
Folz grabs Fulton’s leg and traps him in the ANKLE LOCK! Fulton howls in pain but there is no referee there to check n him! Fulton reaches the bottom rope, but Folz keeps the move on. He finally breaks the hold when he sees Reyna and Allen racing toward the ring. He grabs Allen first and LAUNCHES him over the top rope to the floor, then blocks a punch from Reyna, spins him around and hits an OLYMPIC SLAM! Folz pops up to his feet and never sees Carter, Carter takes the OOWF World Heavyweight Title and BLASTS Folz right in the face! Outside the ring, Allen and Reyna are fighting with Ghosthead, Carter leaves the ring and nails Ghost from behind just as he sprays Reyna with the BLACK MIST! The two remaining Kings take Ghost to the floor and beat him mercilessly.
The referee rolls back into the ring as Fulton is getting to his feet. He sees Folz is down, and notices the Kings are outside the ring and probably puts two and two together, but this IS for a title shot after all, so Fulton hits the ropes and drops the DROP LINE on Folz! He covers, the referee crawls over, one……two…..THREE! Fulton gets a title shot next week!
WINNER in 22:18 – Stan Fulton
The Kings look up from Ghost and see Fulton standing in the ring, Stan eyes them carefully then leaves the ring and heads up the ramp to the back. Officials are already checking on Reyna, they have a towel wrapped around his head and are helping him to the back. Carter and Allen join him and Ghost slowly gets to his feet and slips into the ring. He sees Folz on one knee and everyone expects an attack. Ghost walks over to him, extends his arm and pulls Folz to his feet. The two go nose to nose for a moment, then Ghost backs away and leaves the ring and heads to the back.
MAI MUYO vs. LD WILLIAMS – Non-Title MatchLD Williams is announced first and the OOWF legend makes his way to the ring ignoring the boos of the crowd. He climbs between the ropes and stands in the corner waiting for Mai. The OOWF Intercontinental champion is announced next and comes out to an AMAZING ovation. The cheers are loud enough that Mai stops and looks around and takes a moment to soak it all in, then slowly takes the title from around her waist and holds it high in the air, which makes the cheers even louder. Mai is grinning ear to ear as she runs to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. She quickly gets to her feet and keeps her eye on LD. Mai hands the title to the time keeper, the bell rings and we are ready to go.
They circle and lock up, LD grabs Mai’s arm and wrings it, then snaps it dropping her to one knee. Mai works back to her feet and LD tries to wring her arm again, but Mai slip free and grabs LD in a backslide and keeps his shoulders down for a quick two count. LD is quickly back to his feet and tackles Mai to the mat with a double leg take down and hammers her with forearms to the face. LD pulls a stunned Mai to her feet and ROCKS her with a European uppercut, then sends her to the ropes and elevates her high in the air, and slams he right down stomach first on his knee! Mai grabs her stomach and gasps, fighting for air. LD gives her no recovery time, he pulls her to her feet and slams her between the eyes with a headbutt and shoves her into the corner.
LD charges into the corner and nails a knee to Mai’s midsection, then sets her on the top rope and climbs up and hits a SUPERPLEX! LD floats over and covers, but Mai rolls her shoulder at one. LD grabs her arm and pulls her to her knees and lands several stiff kicks to the ribs, then traps her in the RINGS OF SATURN! Mai howls in pain, the referee asks if she wants to quit, but she refuses to give up. Mai slowly inches around and gets her foot on the bottom rope forcing the break. LD keeps the hold on right up to the five, then releases it before the DQ.
LD pulls Mai to her feet and sends her over the top rope, but Mai holds on, skins the cat and grabs LD by the head and flips him over the top rope to the floor! LD hits hard but gets to his feet quickly, Mai charges and tries a baseball slide, but LD sidesteps it and darts back into the ring, LD reaches between the ropes to grab Mai by the hair, but she POPS him with an ENZUGURI that sends him staggering back into the ring. Mai hops onto the apron and springs to the top rope and takes LD down with a FLYING CLOTHESLINE! She rolls LD up and gets a two count, with LD escaping at the last possible second.
Mai gets to her feet and pulls LD up and hits an inverted atomic drop, then grabs LD by the head, knees him in the gut and hammers him with knees to the face. Mai shoves LD back to the corner and climbs up and gives the TEN PUNCHES OF DOOM! She hops away and as LD staggers forward she pops him with a spinning heel kick to the face that slams him back into the corner. Mai lifts LD onto the top rope and traps him……MUSCLE BUSTER! Mai covers LD, but he kicks out at two. She grabs his hand and transitions into a FUJIWARA ARM BAR! LD howls in pain, he tries to roll forward putting Mai’s shoulders on the mat, but Mai pulls him back to the mat. With no other option LD scurries to the bottom rope and gets his foot on the bottom rope and demands the ref make her break the hold. Mai breaks it and LD slides right under the bottom rope to the floor where he tries to shake the feeling back into his arm.
LD reaches under the bottom rope and grabs Mai’s leg and pulls her to the floor and catches her with a ROARING ELBOW to the temple. LD sets Mai up for an APRON POWER BOMB, but he forgot, YOU CAN’T POWERBOMB MAI MUYO! Mai slips free and drops LD to the floor with a DDT! Mai pulls LD up and rolls him under the bottom rope. She covers, but LD kicks out at two. Mai pulls him up and hits a BACKDROP SUPLEX! She covers him again, but again LD kicks out at the last second. Mai heads to the corner and calls for the SAVIOR SPLASH! Mai leaps, but LD gets his knees up! His knee catches Mai right on the jaw. LD pulls her to her feet and calls for the CANADIAN DESTROYER!
LD sets her up, but Mai lifts him and turns it into a BUCKLE BOMB! As LD staggers out of the corner, Mai grabs him from behind and tries to set up a FLORIDA KEY, but LD breaks free and elbows her in the temple, slips behind her and runs her to the corner and hits CHAOS THEORY! LD bridges hard but Mai rolls her shoulder. They both get to their feet quickly, LD is slightly faster and catches her with a kick to the gut then CANADIAN DESTROYER! LD covers, hooking her leg hard, and maybe some tights to boot, and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 29:44 – LD Williams
STANK vs. FIREWOMAN vs. ECOSYSTEM – OOWF Onslaught Championship Triple Threat MatchFirewoman’s music hits the Pa system and a huge pop accompanies the entrance of the first challenger, as Fire thrusts her fist in the air and slaps a few hands on her way down to the ring. She bounds off the ropes as she awaits her opponents. The cheers turn to boos as the fans hear “Morgan Had A Dream…” and Junichiro “Ecosystem” Muyo makes his way down to the ring in full suit. Rather than antagonize the fans, he is all smiles and applause for Firewoman as he walks his way into the ring, calmly removing his jacket and shirt as she eyes him skeptically but humored.
Finally, Nonpoint’s “Skin” plays in the champion as Stank makes his way down to the ring, championship strapped around his ample waist. Stank takes it off in the ring, thrusting it in Eco’s face as he smirks at Fire, before handing it to the referee. The bell rings…Eco smiles and extends his hand to Stank, who slaps it quick as the three circle around, waiting for one to make a move.
Stank does a fake-out toward Eco, who flinches. Eco gets pissed and spins a kick toward Stank – Stank spin-dodges – right into a one-knee Codebreaker by Firewoman! Eco looks at Fire and gives a little “Look what we can do” nod – but Fire pops up and dropkicks Ecosystem out of the ring! Fire drops down to pin Stank, but he tosses her off after a one-count. Fire goes right back at Stank with kicks, but he catches her left leg and knocks her down with a short-arm clothesline. Stank picks Firewoman up and tosses her with a big release belly-to-belly. Now the two are trading blows, but Stank has a definite advantage. Stank whips Firewoman into the corner, swings a clothesline, Firewoman ducks and runs through, off the opposite ropes, Firewoman leaps up and jumps with a running crossbody onto Stank – but he catches her! Stank is looking for some kind of World’s Strongest Slam variant – until Eco comes in and chopblocks Stank down, with Firewoman landing on top!
The referee counts to two before Stank shoves her off, but as Stank rises to his knees, Eco goes after the champion with kicks to the gut (No! No! No!) but Firewoman backs up and knocks Eco down with the running knee! Fire goes for a cover on Eco, but Stank throws her off and goes for the cover himself before Fire kicks him off, kicking him back into the ropes – Stank’s gut is really taking a beating here – before bounding off the opposite ropes and clotheslining Stank over the ropes – but they both go flying outside the ring. Inside the ring, Eco is back up, and demands the referee to count them both out – but that’s not really how OOWF triple threats work. Forced to actually do some work, Eco climbs up to the top turnbuckle, aiming for Stank and Fire as they rise…Eco leaps off with the crash-and-burn clothesline, but Stank dodges and whips Firewoman right into the clothesline line of fire!
As Eco stumbles upward, regretting only hitting Firewoman, Stank knocks Eco flat on his back with a massive SPEAR! Stank pops up to the apron and crashes back down onto Eco’s chest – STANKONIA 2.0 ON THE FLOOR! Eco is SQUASHED! Stank takes a moment to stumble back up, having hurt his hips a bit, but he rolls Eco back into the ring – but Firewoman is right back up with a kick to the knee of Stank, and a hard DDT on the mats! Firewoman leans against the barricade to catch her breath – and sees Eco leaping off the apron with a senton right onto the gut of the planted Stank!
Eco and Fire nod and slide back into the ring at the same time – they circle for a second, a bit tired, and then lock up – Eco takes over into a side headlock, but as the referee signals that we’re beginning to approach the time limit – and Firewoman gets new life, tossing Eco with an Angle Slam! Fire hooks Eco up for a quick snap suplex…and a second…and a third, bridging into a Three Amigos cover as Eco kicks out at two! Fire unloads on Eco with kicks – finally whipping Eco into the ropes, where he runs into a brick wall of a PISSED OFF STANK SPINEBUSTER!
Eco is curled up in a ball as Fire comes at Stank with the running knee, but Stank pops her in the mouth, grabs her head, SHITFACED knee strike! Stank kicks Fire in the gut, hooks her up…POWERBOMB…he picks her back up…POWERBOMB….he picks her up a third time…STANKBOMB! Stank goes for the cover on Firewoman: 1…2…no! Fire just gets the shoulder up. Stank gets annoyed, and hooks Firewoman up for the Stank U…this could be the end…but Eco is back up, and nails Stank with a BLUE SUPERKICK to the face! Stank crashes on his back, taking Fire with him Samoan Drop style.
Eco stumbles upward, climbing atop the turnbuckles. Ecosystem is up top, looking for the Savior Splash – Stank rolls out of the way and out of the ring, nobody home as Eco crashes to the mat! Firewoman is up and sees her spot as the referee counts down – she leaps over Eco’s prone body for a Best Firesault Ever – but Eco gets his knees up at the last minute! Fire is clutching her ribs tight in the ring, as an exhausted Ecosystem rolls out to the floor. Stank stumbles back against the barricade as the referee counts 30 minutes.
Winner in 30:00…Time Limit Draw! As a result, still your Onslaught Champion…Stank!
The fans are apoplectic – “Let them fight! Let them fight!” they shout, but the referee says no. Stank goes to take his championship from the timekeeper on the outside…and finds Ecosystem there, already holding it. They go nose to nose, but as Firewoman slides out of the ring, Eco hands Stank the championship, and Stank snatches it away. Eco smiles at Firewoman, grabbing his jacket and rolling back into the ring, dressing slowly as the crowd boos him.
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