OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Gun Barrel City, Texas
March 12, 2014
TOMMY WILDER vs. POWERH-Blockx's “The Power”[/a] plays and pink pyro explodes from the stage as Power emerges from the curtain. She poses at the top of the ramp as Sunny steps next to her followed by the two bodyguards. Sunny kisses Power on the cheek and the guards accompany the ladies to ringside where Sunny takes a seat behind the barricade, flanked by the guards.
The Stooges' “Fun House” lights up the crowd as Tommy Wilder skateboards down the ramp. Tommy clibs the steps and Power walks over and holds the ropes open for him. Wilder looks confused but gets into the ring and Power extends a hand, which Tommy shakes. The referee calls for the bell and this one is on!
Definitely not your fast paced high-flying affair as both competitors are showing the injuries of the past few weeks. Power whiffs on an attempts at a sidewalk slam that Tommy turns into a flying head scissors. But as Tommy tries to head up top he slips on the turnbuckle and inadvertently hangs himself in the Tree of Woe. The referee tries to get Tommy loose but Power is up and lifts Tommy off the turnbuckle as the referee removes his leg from the ropes. Power gets Tommy upright and asks him if he's OK. Tommy nods his head, Power says Good, then grabs Tommy for a thunderous Belly to Belly Suplex. Power covers but only gets a one count. Tommy looks at Power, she shrugs her shoulders, and they slap hands as they start to circle the ring. Tommy locks up with Power, He sends her across the ring, sidesteps her...here comes Crash and Burn! Power is stunned by the suplexes and takes a moment to recover in the corner, but Tommy hits the ropes and hits a BANZAI!!! on Power! Sunny is on her feet screaming at Power who is shaken up as Tommy drags her to the center of the ring. Tommy goes up top and flies off with an AIRWALK---But Power gets a knee up and that shakes up Wilder. Power slowly gets to her feet as Wilder clutches his ribs. She drags Wilder to the center of the ring and locks in an Indian Death Lock and bridges it into a Muta Lock...Wilder is screaming but so is Power and after just a few seconds Power releases the hold clutching her knee. Wilder also is clutching his knee. Both are down and the referee is counting. Both use the ropes to get to their feet at the count of eight, and approach each other...Power ducks down and rolls up Tommy in a small package...but Tommy shifts the leverage and gets a two count on Power, then Power rolls Tommy, Tommy rolls Power, and they finally end up in the ropes. The referee forces the break, the two untangle themselves from the small package, and stand up and slap hands. They prepare to lock up in the middle of the ring when the bell rings. The referee walks over to the timekeeper...
DECISION – 20 minute time limit draw The fans call for “Five More Minutes” and it appears that Tommy and Power would like that as well, but Sunny and the bodyguards climb into the ring and Sunny pushes back Power and tells her not to extend the match but to take the draw. They engage in a brief argument before Power walks over to Tommy and offers her hand. Tommy takes it and they both raise the others hand. Tommy and Power roll out of the ring talking to each other as they walk up the ramp while Sunny and the bodyguards follow.
GHOSTHEAD & STANK vs. MURPHY’S LAW”The Gauntlet” by Dropkick Murphys brings out Murphy’s Law to the cheers of the crowd. DK and Danielle circle opposite sides of the ring, slapping hands and they meet on the far side. They leap to the apron in sync and climb into the ring. As they climb alternate corners, the crowd’s cheering increases in volume until the music begins to fade.
Out next to a single spotlight and the sounds of Submersed’s “Divide the Hate,” is Ghosthead along with his mist and the mixed response of the crowd. He slowly walks towards the ring, climbs the steps and steps through the ropes. He stands there staring at the Murphys.
GH’s music fades and the familiar strains of Nonpoint’s “Skin” brings out the OOWF Onslaught Champion, Stank. The crowd is 99% booing with a small but vocal section chanting, “Saints! Saints! Saints!” Stank acknowledges neither and climbs into the ring. He hands his Onslaught title belt to the ringside attendant and talks quietly to GH in their corner.
Ghosthead and Daniella will start this battle of siblings; there's the bell.Daniella goes for a lockup, but Ghosthead ducks under causing Daniella to stumble forward. She turns around and rushes GH to grab him, but he ducks away again. This time he turns immediately and kicks Daniella in the back of her knee. She drops to her knees and Ghosthead with a spinning back kick to the head and Daniella goes face first into the mat.
Ghosthead turns her over and coves for the pin. ONE! TWO! Daniella kicks out. GH pulls her up by her hair and drags her to his corner and tags in Stank. Daniella is stood up in the corner and Stank goes to work on her midsection with chops and punches and kicks. Only the, pardon the pun, onslaught by Stank is keeping her on her feet.
Stank tags in Ghosthead. GH runs across the ring, clocks DK with an elbow and then runs back for a corner splash on Daniella. The elbow brings DK in the ring, but he’s cut off by the referee and this allows Stank and Ghosthead to double-team beat down Daniella. By the time the referee gets DK out of the ring, Daniella is a hot mess.
Stank throws Daniella down in the middle of the ring and climbs out as Ghosthead waits for Daniella to get to her feet. She slowly rises and GH sprints past her, leaps on the 2nd rope turns and springs back: EIDOLON! Ghosthead covers! ONE! TWO! Somehow Daniella kicks out.
GH is getting frustrated and he climbs the turnbuckle. He jumps off with a flying elbow... which misses as Daniella rolls out of the way at the last second. How she had the wherewithal to do that is unknown. She’s pretty close to her corner and finally gets the tag to DK.
DK is in and the obligatory house-of-fire on Ghosthead. Punches, kicks, back body drops, clotheslines... you name it, DK busts it out. Ghosthead takes a swing and DK uses that swing as momentum to grab the arm and lock in the STF.
Stank has to come in to break the hold and he does. The referee is busy with Stank getting him out of the ring and the Murphys take advantage and lift Ghosthead up... two person F5!
As the Murphys stand up and congratulate each other, DK notices movement at the top of the ramp. Standing there are the Suicide Kings, looking all smug. Jason Allen is closer to the ring than the others and he seems to be leading the smack talk about the Murphys. Daniella attempts to hold DK back, but DK’s having none of it and he makes his way to the floor. He jaws at the Kings while Daniella is yelling at both them and DK from the ring.
Unbeknownst to the Murphys, Ghosthead has verrrrrryyyyyyy slowly rolled over to his corner and tags in Stank. Stank comes up behind the oblivious Daniella and ... SOUTHERN COMFORT! Stank drops to the mat and Daniella is waving her arms around and trying to break free, but Stank has it clinched in tight.
DK is still yelling at the Kings and they’re yelling right back, both sides inching closer to each other. But all the while, Daniella is slipping off to that quiet, dark, peaceful oblivion. The referee raises her hand three times and each time it drops like a rock through a wet paper bag.
YOUR WINNERS by submission in 8:32... GHOSTHEAD AND STANK!As the bell rings, DK finally turns around to see what happened and rushes thing ring. It’s a wasted effort as Stank is already up and getting his hand raised along with his brother. Stank and GH climb out of the ring as DK climbs in to check on his sister. She’s slow to come around and DK takes a glance at the Suicide Kings who are laughing and pointing as DK holds his sister’s limp, lifeless arm.MATT FOLZ vs. ALEXIS DARLING"Battle Without Honor or Humanity" begins to play and Matt Folz comes out looking very focused. So focused, in fact, that he doesn't notice Jose Reyna and Jason Allen ambush him before he can get to the ring. The current OOWF World Tag Team Champions whip Folz into the ring steps and then Reyna slams him hard onto the concrete floor. They roll Folz into the ring and begin working on his already injured knee as Alexis Darling, the mysterious masked man, and a smirking Christian Carter come down to the ring and start getting their shots in.
Russ: Bah Gawd, a 5 on 1 attack Razz. This is just heinous.
Razz: They seem hell bent on making sure Folz doesn't even make it to the cage match.
As the Suicide Kings continue to stomp on Folz's injured knee, a roar comes from the crowd as Ghosthead, Daniella Murphy, DK Murphy and Danny Taylor sprint from the back. Murphy's Law clothesline Jos and Jason over the top rope and chase after them, brawling up the ramp. Danny hits the masked man with the Dynamite Drop. Ghosthead tries spitting the black mist at Carter, but Carter ducks at the last second. Carter slides out of the ring in a hurry, leaving Alexis on her own. Alexis tries to cheap shot Ghosthead from behind, but Folz makes it to his feet and catches her in the FOLZMISSION! Alexis struggles, but Folz has it locked in perfectly and holds it in until she passes out. Folz releases the hold, thanks Taylor and Ghosthead, and then points at Carter and says "You're next"
SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. TEXPRESS & MAI MUYOIntercontinental Champion Mai Muyo and Texpress enter first to a roar of applause. They greet the fans as they walk down the aisle, then pose - Chad and Zane on the turnbuckles and Mai in the middle of the ring - as the cheers rain down. Those cheers cut immediately to boos as the Saints’ music hits, then get even louder as they step onto the stage with their stolen Trios titles. The Saints completely ignore the crowd, focusing entirely on their opponents as they march down the aisle. The six wrestlers face off in the middle of the ring and L.D. Williams holds his ‘championship’ high, shoving it in Chad’s face. Chad slaps it out of his hand. Williams smirks - and drives a forearm into Chad’s face. Moose and Chloe attack as well, and things immediately break down. As LD and Chad brawl in the corner, Moose clotheslines Zane over the ropes to the floor. Referee Angelo Barros finally separates Mai and Chloe, calls it close enough, and calls for the bell.
Williams and Chad exchange punches and chops, and Chad starts to get the upper hand. Barros turns his attention to Moose and Zane brawling on the outside, and Chloe sneaks in and hits Chad from behind with a low blow. Mai starts into the ring to help, but Barros sees her and cuts her off. While he’s distracted, Moose grabs one of the Trios belts and slams it into Zane’s head. Moose hops into the apron, just in time to get the tag from Williams.
Williams winds Chad’s arm and holds him open for a kick from Moose. Moose follows that up with a head butt to the side of the skull and a choke on the ropes. Barros counts, and Moose turns to snarl at the ref - allowing Williams to drop to the floor and choke Chad himself. Moose pulls Chad up and chops him in the throat, then tags in Chloe. Chloe climbs the turnbuckles, and Moose sets Chad up for a spike piledriver. Before he can lift him up, Mai sprints across the ring and nails him in the back with a dropkick. This sends Moose face-first into the turnbuckles and topples Chloe to the floor. Williams starts into the ring, but Zane hooks his ankle and drags him off, slamming his face into the apron.
Inside the ring, Mai presses her attack on Moose. Chad is up, and they send Moose to the ropes and hit him with a tandem super kick. Barros ushers Mai out of the ring as Chad scales the ropes. He waits for Moose to get up and leaps - flying lariat! He covers, but Barros points out that Moose is not the legal wrestler. As Chad gets to his knees, Chloe slings herself over the ropes and drives an elbow into his skull. She sits Chad up and drives repeated knees into his back. Moose gets to his feet and kicks Chad in the teeth before Barros ushers him out.
On the outside, Zane and Williams are brawling near the timekeeper’s table, and both men are bleeding. Williams scoops up one of the Trios belts and tries to duplicate Moose’s move, but Zane ducks this one and drives his head into Williams’ stomach. He tries to send Williams into the ringside railing, but Williams reverses. Zane reverses that and sends the Saint hard into the ringpost. Meanwhile, inside the ring, Chloe drags Chad up into a front facelock and slams a knee into his face. Chad picks her up and drives her toward the Texpress corner. Chloe shifts her weight and turns it into a DDT, but Chad rolls through the impact and reaches out to finally make the tag.
Mai hits Chloe with a forearm as she gets to her feet. She follows that with a several more, backing her into a neutral corner. Mai slams Chloe’s head into the turnbuckle, then buries a knee in her stomach. She picks Chloe up for a buckle bomb, but Chloe punches her repeatedly in the face. Mai stumbles, but turns as she falls and drops Chloe face-first into the turnbuckles. Mai rolls to her feet and hits a German suplex. She bridges, but Chloe rolls a shoulder at two.
Mai pulls Chloe to her feet and tries to whip her into the corner. Chloe blocks and pulls her back. She tries to spike her in the throat, but Mai catches it. She winds the arm and ducks under, then lifts Chloe up and drops her across her knee with a backbreaker. She covers, but Chloe bites her shoulder to break free. Mai gets to her feet and Chloe kicks her ankle, knocking her off balance. She explodes off the mat and levels the champion with a clothesline. Chloe rolls to her corner and makes the tag to Moose.
Moose storms across the ring and kicks Mai in the head, knocking her back toward the Texpress corner. She reaches out as she falls, making a tag to Zane. Moose slams into Zane, hammering him with punches as he tries to step into the ring. Chad grabs Moose from the apron, pinning him in the corner. Zane backs up for a running start and slams into Moose with a shoulder. He lifts Moose onto the turnbuckles and stuns him with a European uppercut. Moose responds with an eye rake and a head butt that starts Zane bleeding again. Moose hooks Zane and sets up a tornado DDT, but Chad grabs him to keep him from jumping. Moose elbows free, but the distraction allows Zane to launch him off the turnbuckles with a belly-to-belly suplex. He covers, but Williams is in to break it up.
Barros forces Williams out of the ring, but that allows Chloe to dart in and chop block Zane as he gets up. Barros gives her a warning and sends her to the apron. While he’s doing that, Williams steps back in and nails Zane with a leg drop, keeping him on the mat while Moose gets up. Barros sends him back to the apron, and this time keeps both Saints out of the ring. Zane gets slowly up, and Moose levels him with a Busaiku knee, then rolls to his corner and tags in Williams.
As Williams steps through the ropes, Moose rolls to his feet and charges the opposite corner, slamming an elbow into Chad’s head. He turns to swing at Mai, but she kicks him in the head and springs off the ropes to hit him with a dropkick. Barros sends her back to her corner as Moose rolls out to the floor. Williams and Chloe have Zane trapped in the corner. They ignore Barros’ warnings and snap him over with a tandem suplex, then Williams rolls him over into an STF. Chad breaks that up with a sliding dropkick, which brings Chloe back in as well. Mai starts in to help, but Moose pulls her out to the floor.
The match breaks down into a brawl, until Mai dodges a charge and Moose slams into the ring steps. This distracts Chloe, allowing Chad to hit her with a dropkick that sends her through the ropes. Williams has Zane set up for a Canadian Destroyer, but Zane reverses into an Alabama slam. He drags Williams up and lifts him onto his shoulders as Chad climbs the turnbuckles. Chloe slides back in, but Mai hits her with a running cross body, sending them both rolling across the mat. Chad leaps - Dropkick Device! Chad rolls through the landing and launches himself at Moose, who’s just gotten onto the apron. His clothesline topples them both to the floor. Zane makes the cover, and Barros counts One…Two…Three!
WINNERS, in: 24:27, Mai Muyo and Texpress
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. DANNY TAYLORKing of the World plays, and Alexander Darling comes out to a decent pop. He is all smiles tonight, and slaps hands with the fans, even pausing to take a photo op with a group. He slides in the ring and poses on the turnbuckles for a bit. Here comes the Boom plays, and Dynamite Danny Taylor comes out alone. He seems to be in a more serious mood, and even though he slaps the fans hands, he never takes his eyes off of Darling. Taylor slides into the ring and heads towards Darling who has a mic in hand.
Alex: Hold up Danny, I thought about what Victor said, and maybe he was right, maybe I went to far to start with.
Danny steps back and crosses his arms, not sure what Alex has planned.
Alex: As you know, I got GM Nate to change this to a tag team match, as a way to rebuild a little trust between me and you, and I believe you and all the people here will love who I got for us to face.
Danny raises an eyebrow unsure of what Darling has planned.
Alex: So without further ado, let me introduce our opponents, two former OOWF greats teaming together for ONE NIGHT ONLY. Ladies and Gentleman I give to you Sheamus McNasty and DH Magnissun!
Sheamus and DH come out to a huge pop from the crowd. The two make their way to the ring slapping hands with the fans, they slide into the ring, and everyone is smiles. Handshakes go all around, and a now much happier Danny Taylor motions to Darling that he wants to start the match. Alex agrees and takes his place on the apron. DH and Sheamus do rock, paper, scissors and it looks like DH is starting. The crowd is hot to see these two former Drink and Destroy allies get it on, and we get the bell.
Slow circle to start, as both men are familiar with the others offense. They lock up, and it looks like DH is going to be able to muscle Danny back into the corner, but Taylor spins it at the last second pushing DH back. The ref calls for the clean break and Danny gives it, but DH rushes out of the corner surprising Danny with a double leg takedown. DH mounts and starts laying in with forearms, but Danny's MMA training takes over and he is able to block most of them from coming in. Danny catches DH's arm and is able to roll him over into a fujiwara arm bar. He has it sinked in tight, and this one may be over before it's even really begun. Darling starts coming into the ring, and the ref goes over to warn him to stay out, and this allows Sheamus to come in and put the kick to Danny breaking the hold. Danny looks over to Darling who give him a "my bad".
DH is able to roll over and tag Sheamus, who comes in quickly catching Taylor off guard with a quick clothesline. Two more follow before Sheamus whips Taylor to the rope and nails a powerslam. Sheamus covers, but Taylor kicks out at one. Sheamus drags Taylor to his corner and tags in DH who drops an elbow to the back of Taylor. For the next several minutes, Taylor is the proverbial face in peril as DH and Sheamus keep the ring cut off and use quick tags to keep Taylor off balance. Finally Sheamus makes a mistake and drops his head early on a back body drop attempt and Taylor is able to nail a DDT. Danny crawls over to make the tag to Darling, but Alex has his back to the ring and is yelling to the crowd. Taylor is able to use the ropes to pull himself up and slaps Darling on the back.
Alex turns around, and the ref considers that a tag. Darling gets in the ring and shakes his limbs out loosening up, and then instantly turns and tags the still recovering Taylor back in. Danny shoots him a "what the hell" look, and this distraction allows Sheamus to rush over with a big boot sending Taylor to the floor below. Darling drops down to check on Taylor, but when he sees Sheamus making his way over, he just casually steps aside and allows Sheamus to toss Taylor back into the ring. Sheamus covers, but Taylor kicks out at two. Again Sheamus and DH take over using quick tags and big moves to wear Taylor down.
Eventually Sheamus tags DH in and holds Talor as DH comes in for a boot attempt. Taylor is somehow able to duck away at the last second and Sheamus eats the boot and goes down. DH is temporarily distracted by this, and when he turns back to Taylor, Danny is up and able to catch him with an exploder suplex. All three men are down, and Danny drags himself over to his corner, but it's empty, as Alex is sitting at the Lithuanian announce table helping out with commentary.
This is the final straw for Taylor who's face fills with rage. He starts to "Dynamite Up" as he pulls himself to his feet. Shemus is also back up and charges at Taylor, who sees him coming, and in a surprising show of strength is able to catch and lift him with a gorilla press. Taylor then tosses Sheamus out of the ring, and into Darling at the annonce table causing both men to get tangled in the various wires and equipment. DH is also back up and grabs Danny in a rear waistlock, but Taylor reverses and nails a German suplex. Taylor keeps the arms locked and nails a second, and then a release German for the third. DH is stunned, but somehow still able to stumble to his feet. Danny is on a roll however, and nails a kick to his gut followed by ~Dynamite Drop~. DH is down and Danny makes the cover and three seconds later, this one is over.
Your winners via pinfall in 23:17 Dynamite Danny Taylor and Alexander Darling
After the bell Taylor looks like he is going to leave the ring to head after Darling, but Alex has gotten himself untangled and has a mic.
Alex: Lesson number 3 Danny, the only person you can ever truly trust is yourself.
With that Alex drops the mic and heads off. Taylor looks unsure as to whether he should follow or not. Before he can decide, DH is back up and spins Taylor around. The crowd hushes as the two Drink and Destroy allies stare each other down. DH smiles and extends a hand. Danny smiles as well, but shakes his head no before embracing DH in a giant hug that draws cheers from the crowd. Sheamus is back in the ring at this point, and Taylor raises the arms of both men to a huge ovation from the crowd.
FIREWOMAN vs. MIRANDA WILLIAMS vs. ECOSYSTEM vs. CHRIS EVANS – Winner Gets an Onslaught Championship Match Next WeekMiranda Williams is out first to a big ol’ pop, as the fans love the younger Williams. She slaps hands with the fans on her way down the ramp, but is all business as she hits the ropes. The fans get louder for the veteran Firewoman, as she pumps her fist in the air and charges the ring. Firewoman and Miranda shake hands as Ecosystem comes onto the ramp, already taking his suit off. (No one’s working by the hour when you’ve got four entrances.) He enters in slacks and offers fist-bumps…Fire hesitates and gives him a quick one, while Miranda plays it off. Chris Evans is the last out, and his eyes do not leave Miranda’s gaze as he makes his way down.
As the bell rings, Fire and Eco realize that they are accidentally forming a barrier between Miranda and Chris. They step to opposite sides, and the two go at each other immediately – side headlock, elbows, take down, Chris Evans has Miranda in a front facelock on the ground as Eco and Fire watch from the side. Eco shrugs and runs in, dropping an elbow on Evans’s back! Eco picks Evans up, but Evans throws forearms to knock Eco back into the turnbuckles. Evans backs up to charge – but Fire rolls him up quick – broken up by Miranda! Now Miranda is throwing forearms to knock Fire against the opposite turnbuckles! Miranda whips Fire as Evans whips Eco – both reverse – Miranda and Evans go crashing into each other! Miranda gets to her knees first, and immediately tackles Evans out of the ring! Eco bounds off the opposite ropes, knee strike to Miranda to send her to the floor as well!
Now Firewoman and Ecosystem are in the ring…Ecosystem verbally confirms that she doesn’t want him to hold back, and Firewoman responds with a stiff right shot, followed by kicks to the chest of Eco! Fire pulls him in, one snap suplex…two snap suplexes…Fire is about to hit the three amigos (amigas?) when Eco reverses with his own snap. Ecosystem and Firewoman hold a death grip on each other, suplexing around the ring, while outside, Miranda and Evans are back on their feet and exchanging shots. Evans pops off the guardrail and catches Miranda with an ICARUS STRIKE! He picks her up slowly, laughing, looking to finish her off with a whip into the steps…Miranda leaps onto the steps! Evans charges forward, Miranda flips backward, Evans stops short, turns around, Miranda dropkicks him into the steps!
Back in the ring, Firewoman reverses an Eco vertical suplex attempt by dropping back down – and pulling Eco into the Last Chancery! Eco is reaching for the ropes, trapped in the choke –just in time, Miranda comes in and drops a leg across the neck of Firewoman! (A leg drop! That’s how you know she was trained in the old school.) Miranda and Firewoman then begin to grapple – Miranda actually pulls Fire’s arms behind her after a bit and forces her down into a Curbstomp position, but the Mistress of the Curbstomp forces her way up and catches Miranda with a jawjacker! Evans is back in the ring – Clothesline from Hades to take Miranda down and send her rolling out of the ring!
Evans yells some taunts after Miranda, but Fire manages to force Evans into the corner and begins to stomp him down with kicks! Evans knocks her off with a forearm – but here comes Eco with stomps as well! Fire and Eco are stomping on Evans in the corner, until the referee breaks it. Fire and Eco come out of the corner, surprised. Eco smiles at Fire and offers a high-five. She smiles back – and BOOM, kick to the gut, FIRESTORM plants Eco! Fire just shrugs as the crowd cheers, backs up, looks to charge Evans with a running lariat – but Evans gets the knees up! Fire stumbles back, Evans goes to the top rope, maybe looking for a Toronto Twister?? Doesn’t matter much, because Fire gets her bearings back and intercepts him, hitting the rope to drop him crotch first across the top!
Firewoman has Chris Evans up for a superplex, but Evans is fighting out…he’s teetering up there though, and here comes Miranda up on the apron…now there’s a three way fight on the ropes ! This looks dangerous, as Miranda and Evans especially tear into each other, both swinging mutually and sending Firewoman crashing back down to the ring! The impact shakes the ring, sending Miranda and Evans falling to the outside mats!
At this point, Eco is back up and runs directly at a dazed Firewoman—and he hits the ENF! The ENF! Eco’s New Finisher! He bridges directly into the cover: 1-2-3!
Winner in 9:32…Ecosystem!
Russ: What in goodness’s name was that, Razz?
Razz: Eco’s New Finisher!
Russ: But what was it?
Razz: Looked like a bridging To Be Edited In Later!
Russ: ...Right.
Eco immediately helps Fire up obsequiously, raising her arm - Fire seems too dazed to react strongly one way or another. Eco takes his suit clothes and begins to re-dress on his way back up the ramp as the crowd boos lustily.
THE SUICIDE KINGS vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match“Insane in the Brain” plays and Bill and Justin come out riding Drunkey and Drunkette, followed by Ellie May on her likkercycle. The crowd roars for the odd trio as they make a few laps around the ring. Bill and Justin unsaddle and climb into the ring while Ellie May parks her likkercycle and ties up Drunkey and Drunkette. She talks to them in the corner and gets them to focus while the Kings are introduced.
“Amazing” by Kanye West plays and Jose Reyna and Jason Allen, the Suicide Kings, make their way to the ring. The crowd boos them loudly, but they don’t seem the slightest bit bothered by it. They mock the fans and look toward Banned From Everywhere with contempt. The champs climb onto the apron and slowly raise their titles in the air, drawing more boos from the crowd. Finally they step between the ropes and immediately attack!
Reyna grabs a handful of Ellie May’s hair and throws her HARD to the mat. Bill tries to intervene, but Allen catches him with a right cross to the jaw that sends him to the mat. Justin joins the fray, grabbing Reyna and peppering him with punches, but Reyna blindsides him with an elbow to the back of the head that staggers Justin. Jason, now free from Justin’s onslaught, races toward the ropes while Reyna whips Justin out of the corner, Allen KILLS Justin with a clothesline, spinning him completely around in the air and landing face first on the mat. Reyna pulls Bill to his feet and throws him between the ropes to the floor. Bill crawls over to Ellie May, who seems to be ok, but a bit shaken.
Allen pulls Justin to his feet and rocks him with several European uppercuts, then knees him in the gut and hooks him for a suplex. He tags in Reyna, then lifts Justin and drops him stomach first on the top rope. Reyna comes in and runs the ropes and SLAMS Justin with a knee to the side of the head sending him to the floor. Reyna argues with the referee while Allen hops off the apron and pulls Justin to his feet and lifts him and hits an APRON POWERBOMB! Justin grabs his back and howls in pain and falls to the floor. Allen pulls him up and rolls him under the bottom rope, Reyna covers him with a boot on the chest, but Justin rolls his shoulder at two.
Reyna tries to pull Justin to his feet, but Justin just rolls up into a ball (like Daniel Bryan, its on youtube somewhere). Reyna stands there for a moment unsure of what to do then kicks Justin, but it does no good. He starts rolling the ball around the ring, and soon Justin is rolling on his own and rolls RIGHT INTO HIS CORNER and makes the tag to Bill!
Bill storms into the ring and catches Reyna with a BIONIC ELBOW! Allen comes in and he gets one right between the eyes as well! Reyna charges and gets elevated with a high back body drop, then Allen gets taken down with a clothesline. Bill pulls both of them to their feet, DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER! Allen falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring, Reyna just falls to the mat. Bill waits for him to sit up and hits the ELIJAY EXPRESS! He covers, but Allen comes into the ring and breaks it up at two.
Justin charges back into the ring and tackles Allen and they both fall between the ropes to the floor. Justin gets to his feet and grabs Allen in the HIGH RISK HEADLOCK! Justin charges right into the post, ramming Allen’s head (and his own body) into the post. Ellie May helps Justin to his feet and rolls him under the bottom rope, Bill grabs his legs and they hit TAG TEAM DOUBLE TEAM #2 (Giant Swing using Justin as a weapon). Bill spins around several times and SLAMS Justin into Reyna! Reyna falls into the corner, and Bill lets go of Justin and the insane one spins across the mat, under the bottom rope and out of the ring. He stands up, takes one step and falls flat on his face.
Inside the ring, Bill pulls Reyna out of the corner and drags him to the middle of the ring and climbs to the top rope for the FREEBIRD, but Allen slips into the ring and catches Bill with a PELE KICK that crotches him on the top rope! Allen and Reyna climb onto the second rope for a double superplex, but Bill fights them off headbutting Reyna sending him falling to the mat. Allen tries to hook the superplex, but Justin grabs his foot from the outside and pulls him off the top rope to the floor! Bill stands up and leaps FREEBIRD……..NO! Reyna rolls out of the way and Bill crashes and burns!
Outside the ring, Christian Carter comes to the ring with a chair and waits for Justin to stand up, when he does, Carter swings for the fences, but Justin ducks and Carter warps the chair around the post. Inside the ring, Reyna PLANTS Bill with the MONDO-RADNESS II then traps him in the SCREAMING SCORPION! Justin escapes Carter and slides into the ring and dives at Reyna breaking up the move just before Bill taps out. Outside the ring, Ellie May charges at Carter and traps him in the POSSUM POUCH! (Jimmy Jacobs End Time).
Inside the ring, Allen and Reyna get to their feet and Justin stands up and screams DOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKK!
The lights go out, we hear a chainsaw, NASCAR racing sounds, a coyote howl, maniacal laughter and finally a clock strike one. When the lights come back on, Bill is on the floor, the referee is out cold, and Justin is standing in the ring with both Suicide Kings looking at him.
Reyna NAILS Justin with a SICK KICK and Allen follows it up with the ROYAL FLUSH! Justin is out of it, they could pin him with ease right now, but there is no referee! Reyna smirks and points to a chair, Allen slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair and slips back into the ring with it. Outside the ring, security has Carter and Ellie May separated and they are escorting the champ to the back. He sees what the Kings are about to do and smirks and raises his fists to show support.
Inside the ring Allen slams the chair on the mat and grabs Justin and sets him up for a PILEDRIVER, but not content with that Reyna climbs to the top rope…..they are going to hit a SPIKE PILEDRIVER!! The referee is still out and Ellie May is trying desperately to get Bill back on his feet. Just before the Kings hit the move, DK and Daniella make their way through the crowd and hop the barricade and slide into the ring, Daniella grabs Reyna from behind and BLASTS him with a punch to the side of the head…..Allen leaps off the top rope and gets caught with a punch from DK and drops like he has been shot…..soon we see why, both are wearing brass knuckles! The Murphy’s slide out of the ring and pull the referee to his feet and roll him into the ring, Bill climbs in and pulls a barely conscious Justin to his feet and hits TAG TEAM FINISHER #1! Justin falls on Reyna, the referee crawls over……Carter tries to break through security but they hold him back…..one……two…….THREE! NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
WINNERS in 27:17 and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Banned From Everywhere
Bill pulls Justin to his feet in the middle of the ring and hands him the title, Justin has no idea where he’s at. Ellie May joins them, and soon Puck Dupp, Carl From Fresno, Opus and Arctic McBearington join as well. The menagerie lifts Justin and Bill onto their shoulders and carry them to the back, the crowd goes INSANE for this. The camera pans back to the ring where Reyna and Allen are on their knees in the ring wondering what the hell happened. They see the replay on the OOTron, snarl and head toward the back with weapons in hand.
CHRISTIAN CARTER vs. STAN FULTON – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchFulton comes out first, alone as they agreed on, and makes his way to the ring. The crowd is not very fond of Stan and they boo him loudly, but Stan doesn’t even acknowledge them. He steps between the ropes and waits in the corner. Caters announced next, and comes to the ring, but clearly looks annoyed by the events of earlier. He gets booed viciously, but pays no attention to the fans. He climbs into the ring and steps to the middle of the mat, hands the referee the title and offers his hand to Stan. Stan walks out of the corner and shakes hands with Carter, and the crowd completely shits on this. The ref holds up the title and calls for the bell and the match is underway.
Fulton and Carter slowly circle one another and lock up. Fulton grabs a side headlock and Carter tries to shove him to the ropes, but Stan puts on the brakes and takes Carter over with a side headlock. Carter works back to his feet and backs into the corner, the referee calls for a clean break and surprisingly gets in. The two meet in the middle of the ring and Carter calls for a test of strength. Fulton eyes him carefully and reaches up to lock up, but Carter catches him with a hard elbow to the side of the head, then follows that up with a SPINNING ELBOW that nails Stan in the temple and sends him staggering back to the corner. Carter charges in and nails Stan with a high knee to the face, then as Stan staggers out of the corner, Carter bounds off the ropes and takes him to the mat with a LARIAT! Carter covers, but Stan kicks out before the referee even gets down on the mat.
Carter waits for Stan to get to one knee, then charges in and nails him with a boot to the face, but Stan doesn’t go down. Carter backs up and lands another kick to the side of the head, Fulton wobbles, but does not go down. Carter hits the ropes and charges full on at Fulton for another boot to the face, but Stan gets up, grabs a bear hug and PLANTS Carter with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Fulton covers, but Carter gets his foot on the bottom rope. When Stan lets him up, Carter rolls out of the ring and staggers around ringside holding his ribs.
Fulton reaches over the top rope and grabs Carter and pulls him onto the apron and lifts him for a suplex. Fulton shows his strength by leaving him up there for a looooong time before finally turning it into a JACKHAMMER! Fulton covers, but Carter manages to roll his shoulder at two. Stan gets to his feet and pulls Carter up and lifts him onto his shoulders for a SAMOAN DROP, but Carter slips off his shoulders and hits a LUNGBLOWER! Fulton writhes in pain on the mat, Carter gets to his feet and drops a leg across the back of Stan’s head, then traps Stan in a CAMEL CLUTCH!
Fulton is clearly in pain, and Carter pulls back as hard as he can. The referee is right there to check for a submission, but Fulton refuses to give up. Stank slowly works to his feet and falls back into the corner, slamming the back of Carter’s head into the turnbuckle. Carter falls to the mat, but Stan can’t immediately take advantage of it, he takes a few steps forward and falls to one knee holding his back. Carter gets up first and climbs to the middle rope and hits a FLYING SHINING WIZARD to the back of Stan’s head! Carter rolls the big man over and covers for a two count, but Stan rolls his shoulder at the last second. Now it is Stan’s turn to roll out of the ring and try to regroup.
As Stan staggers around the ring, Carter rolls under the bottom rope and races around the ring and catches Fulton with a big boot to the face that sends him to the floor. Carter pulls him to his feet and whips him into the stairs, Fultn slams shoulder and back first into the stairs, grimaces in pain and falls to the floor. Carter pulls Stan up and rolls him under the bottom rope, Stan is face down on the mat, Carter springs over the top rope and drops an elbow right on the small of Stan’s back, then rolls him over and covers again, but once again Stan kicks out at two.
Carter gets to his feet and waits for Stan to get up, as the big man stands, Carter unleashes a BARRAGE of chops, kicks and punches, then grabs Stan and hits the LETHAL COMBINTION! Carter grabs Stan and rolls him over in a BOSTON CRAB and tries once again for the submission. Fulton howls in pain and the referee is right there to check for submission, but Stan refuses to give up. Fulton manages to claw his way to the bottom rope and finally grab the bottom strand after several minutes of agony. Carter holds the move on until the referee threatens disqualification, then finally breaks the hold.
Carter stands over Fulton and lands several kicks to the back of his head as he tries to pull himself to his feet using the ropes. Fulton finally stands and grabs Carter by the head and slams him in the face with a headbutt. Carter staggers a bit but doesn’t go down. He comes back with a kick to Fulton’s gut and tries to whip him to the ropes, but Stan reverses it and catches Carter with a SPINNING BACK FIST to the temple! The champ staggers into the corner and Fulton charges in and crushes him with an AVALANCHE! Fulton pulls Carter out of the corner and lifts him for a BUCKLE BOMB then as Carter staggers out of the corner, Fulton hits the ropes and turns Carter inside out with a CLOTHESLINE! The champ rolls under the bottom rope and falls to the floor face first and appears to be in real trouble.
Fulton leaves the ring and walks over to the Crimean Announce Table, not caring what Putin thinks about it, and throws the monitors off the table then grabs Carter and pulls him to his feet . Fulton goozles Carter and lifts him for a choke slam, but Carter uses his free hand to rake Stan’s eyes. Fulton drops him and staggers around trying to see, Carter picks up the monitor and BLASTS Fulton upside the head with it! Evidently the referee is going to allow some leeway since he doesn’t immediately call for a disqualification. Carter snarls and grabs the monitor again and waits for Stan to stand up again, but the crowd starts booing loudly and Carter looks and sees the remaining Saints come out from the back and stand on the stage. Carter gets the message and ditches the monitor and rolls Fulton back into the ring.
Carter staggers around the ring for a moment, then climbs onto the apron. The referee is checking on Fulton and never sees Folz hop the guardrail with a sledge hammer and CRACK Carter on the knee! Carter falls off the apron and Folz pulls him up and hits the OLYMPIC SLAM THROUGH THE CRIMEAN ANNOUNCE TABLE! The Saints rush to ringside, but Folz hops the rail again and heads through the crowd. Moose and Chloe look like they want to roll Carter into the ring, but LD and Stank stop them and just back away. Inside the ring, the referee sees Carter out cold in the wreckage and starts the ten count. The Saints urge Stan to get to his feet, but his back is a wreck at the moment. Fulton finally gets to his feet, but the referee is already at seven, by the time he gets across the ring to stop the count, the ref has hit ten.
WINNER via count out in 27:03 – Stan Fulton
You can see the disappointment on Fulton’s face, but he slowly gets out of the ring and helps the Saints attend to Carter. Reyna and Allen come down as well, and soon the Saints back off and head up the ramp. The crowd boos all of them loudly. Stank and LD console Stan while Moose and Chloe snarl at the fans and threaten a few people. Stan gets to the top of the ramp and looks back toward the ring and we fade to black.
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