OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Smackover, Arkansas
March 19, 2014
SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. TEXPRESS vs. MURPHY’S LAWFrom up in the crowd we see Moosehead Jack and Chad Madison beating the HELL out of each other, the crowd surrounding them, cheering them on, as they stumble perilously close to the stairs leading down to the ring barricade. On the Jumbotron, we see a shot of Daniella Murphy whipping Zane Myers into a concession stand out in the concourse! From the Gorilla position comes Chloe and DK Murphy trading blows as they fight their way down the ramp towards the ring. An Irish whip attempt by Chloe is REVERSED and she goes BARRELING hard over the STEEL STEPS! DK Murphy stalks his prey as the crowd roars their approval!
Murphy pulls Chloe up by her hair and rolls her into the ring under the bottom rope. Chloe continues to roll purposefully, as DK climbs in through the ropes after her, and she rolls out the other side to the floor below. DK walks over and moves to climb out after her, but just as he steps through, she NAILS him in the head with a STEEL CHAIR!
Now a couple of refs trot down the ramp as we turn our attention to Chad Madison and Moosehead Jack who succeed in hurting one another (and a few innocent by-standers) as they step too close to the stairs and pull each other, tumbling down about half-way before coming to a painful halt. Moose slowly picks himself up first and DIVES toward Chad who was just beginning to stir to his feet. The collision causes them both to tumble the rest of the way down the stairs to court level, a few feet from the barricade surrounding the ring. More refs and OOWF officials make their way toward them in an effort to restore order.
Meanwhile out in the concourse, Zane has turned the tables on Daniella... literally. He pulls her out from underneath by her hair and waves his free arm wildly at the crowd forming around them, insisting they make way for he and Daniella to pass. The crowd splits as Daniella is whipped hard into their midst and lands onto a pile of clangy poles! Zane stalks over and picks Dee up out of the pile of poles and forces her through a set of doors that lead into the arena close to the ramp set-up, as the nearby crowd cheers them on! Officials swarm them both however, but Daniella breaks free and FLINGS herself at Zane Myers, bringing them both to the floor in a hail of fists and elbows!
Now back to Chloe, who has DK's head cradled in the steel chair she used before. DK appears to be out as he lies outside the ring and is bleeding from his forehead. Chloe rolls into the ring and climbs the turnbuckles to the top... OH NO! She intends to break DK's NECK! She steadies herself on the top turnbuckle and is about to leap, but officials arrive just in time to surround DK, as they try furiously to wave her off! She threatens to jump anyway, angrily yelling at them to get the Hell out of the the way! The distraction lasts long enough for a recovering Chad Madison to hop the barricade, slide into the ring under the bottom rope, run over, and KNOCK Chloe from the top turnbuckle! Unfortunately (or maybe not, depending on Chad's state of mind) she tumbles over and the officials part, unwilling to catch her out of control form, as she lands backwards onto the chair effectively PILLMANIZING DK'S neck!
The crowd reacts with a roar of empathy for DK, as Moose sneaks in behind Chad and CLOTHESLINES him over the top rope to the floor below! Moose climbs out of the ring and hops down next to Chad. He reaches with bad intentions for the chair tangled on DK's head, but is SPEARED into the ring apron by Daniella Murphy! Zane Myers is not far behind, as he is being chased by officials and refs. The official ref has seen enough and completely gives up on the idea of restoring order. He walks over to the timekeeper and wave this match off.
Winner: No Contest!
The brawl continues however as Chloe has managed to grab a hold of Daniella, laying into her with a few sucker punches as OOWF staff hold her back, unintentionally aiding Chloe in her assaiult! Zane has managed to roll Moose into the ring, as he goes to climb in after him, but is held back by more OOWF staff and officials! He turns on them and starts to shove them each off, one by one!
Chad meanwhile grabs Chloe from behind and LAUNCHES her back with a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX onto the concrete floor! Daniella again rips her way free and NAILS Chad as gets up with a FLYING KNEE! It's utter chaos and everyone seems to come up bleeding from somewhere! The crowd's cheers turn to boos as a resemblance of order is displayed under the combined weight of arena security, OOWF officials, referees, OOWF Job Squaders, and a call to the local police!
Chloe and Moose laugh maniacally as they are escorted up the ramp! Texpress follows with grim looks, a phalanx of police, security, and OOWF staff between them and The Saints. OOWF Medical make their way past as they lift DK onto a stretcher, Daniella by his side. They strap DK on the gurney and begin to wheel him out. DK gives the crowd the thumbs up letting them know he is okay (Not likely but it's a good sign.) The crowd applauds loudly chanting "LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!" as order is further restored and all the combatants are escorted to the back.
MIRANDA WILLIAMS vs. CHRIS EVANS vs. FIREWOMANSerena Ryder's Stompa brings out Miranda Williams. She races around the ring slapping hands and playing to the crowd. She leaps to the apron and springs over the ropes ans the crowd cheers.
Blondie's War Child brings out Firewoman, who walks to the ring and rolls under the bottom rope. She walks over to Miranda and high fives her former protege...
...when
Iron Maiden's The Trooper plays and the crowd boos the arrival of Chris Evans. Evans walks down to ringside just shaking his head. He looks up at his opponents in the ring and begins talking trash about both of them as he climbs into the ring and begins laughing at them. The confrontation intensifies as Evans walks over to Fire and has a number of choice words for her including a reference to her husband, which Fire takes exception to with a punch to the face. Evans staggers away into a punch from Miranda, and the referee calls for the bell as Fire and Miranda treat Evans as a human ping pong ball. They both nod and push Evans into the ropes and throw him across and they meet him with a double dropkick! Miranda dives for the cover and only gets a one count before Fire pulls her off and goes for a cover of her own. Miranda pulls Fire off after a one count and that gets Fire nose to nose with Miranda and starts a shoving battle of their own. Evans hangs back as the women go toe to toe with each other. Fire kicks Miranda in the midsection, grabs a hand and runs to the turnbuckle for a Tornado DDT! Fire covers but Evans grabs her leg and that turns out to be a mistake. Fire begins pounding away on Evans and Miranda joins in the two on one attack. After a bit Fire throws Evans into the ropes and kicks him in the midsection, while Miranda follows up with a DESECRATOR! But before she can cover Fire comes up behind and hits a German Suplex! Fire follows up with a Voodoo Drop! Fire climbs the Turnbuckle, seeing both opponents down, and leaps....BEST FIRESAULT EVER! Fire covers but Evans has recovered enough to knee Fire in the ribs, and that elicits a howl of pain as Fire rolls off and gets to her knees. Evans hits Fire with an Olympic Strike and Fire hits the mat. Evans turns to Miranda, just getting up, and hits her with THE WAY OF THE FUTURE! Evans rolls up Miranda with a handful of tights and a foot on the ropes just to make sure, and the referee counts three.
WINNER in 14:44 – Chris EvansEvans laughs but seeing Fire getting to her knees, decides he should hit the road. Fire clutches her ribs as she crawls over to check on Miranda.
MATT FOLZ vs. STAN FULTON"Reinvention" by The Protest plays Stan Fulton to the ring amid a huge chorus of boos. He seems to give no reaction to the crowd as he gets into the ring and waits for his opponent. "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" plays and Matt Folz makes his way to the ring to a mixed reaction. He too ignores the crowd as he gets into the ring. He walks over to Stan and the two men shake hands as the bell rings.
The two lock up and Folz slips behind Stan and takes him down with a single leg trip. He immeadiately goes for the Anklelock, but Stan is far too close to the ropes. Stan shakes his head as Folz shrugs. They lock up again and Stan drives him to the corner for a clean break. Folz charges out of the corner but gets leveled by a huge clothesline. Stan drops a big elbow to the ribs, then picks up Folz in a gorilla press and drops him throat first across the top rope. He covers for 2. Running powerslam gets another 2 count. Delayed vertical suplex. He whips Folz to the corner and drives his shoulder twice to Folz's midsection then follows up with several hard forearm shots. Stan scoops Folz up and hits a fallaway slam. He goes for a powerbomb, but Folz manages to reverse it on the way up into a DDT.
Folz catches his breath and then nails Stan with a release German Suplex. Folz starts working on the big man's ankle for the next few minutes. He goes for the Anklelock, but Stan kicks him off. Stan is hobbled though and Folz nails him with a superkick before he can get fully back to his feet. Folz heads up top and nails a frog splash for a 2 count. Teardrop suplex gets 2. Folz goes for the Angle Slam, but Stan powers out and takes him down with a lariat. Both men take a minute to recover as we see Jose Reyna, Jason Allen and Christian Carter come down to ringside.
Stan heads up top looking for the Dropline, but misses. Reyna and Allen get onto the apron and distract the referee just as Folz locks in the Anklelock. Folz has it locked in tight, but he doesn't see Carter come up from behind and nail him with a pair of brass knuckles. Carter smirks as he slides out of the ring. Stan glares at him, then looks at an unconscious Folz and shrugs. He covers... 1, 2, 3.
Winner in 12:30: Stan Fulton
TOMMY WILDER vs. POWER vs. ALEXIS DARLING- Winner Gets an OOWF Intercontinental Title Shot Next WeekPower is out first, slapping hands with a few fans on her way down the aile but mostly focused up. A wooden ramp is set out at the end of the ramp as she enters the ring, and she appears confused – until Tommy Wilder comes out atop the long ramp with a skateboard. He kicks, flies down the ramp and up the wooden one, doing a spin over the ropes and landing in the ring. The crowd cheers as Power shakes her head. Finally, Alexis Darling makes her way in to boos, but she brushes them off as she rolls in the ring and looks ready to go.
The bell rings, and Power goes right at Alexis, the two exchanging strikes and blows – Alexis whips Power toward the ropes, Power reverses, Tommy sends Alexis over the ropes to the outside! Alexis hangs on, looking to skin the cat – but as Power runs at Tommy with a shoulderblock, Wilder sidesteps and Power knocks Alexis to the floor! Tommy rolls up Power quick, only good for one, as Power kicks out holding the leg, pulling Tommy into a cross armbreaker! Tommy gets a rope break quick, which Power respects by the count of four. Power immediately twists Tommy’s arm, he does a backflip to wrench himself out, and armdrags Power out to the floor!
Alexis is back up outside, and quickly SPEARS Power against the guardrails! Alexis takes a second to recover as she turns around – right into Tommy launching himself onto her with a senton from the apron! Tommy might have caught more heat there than Alexis did, as both get up at the same time, Alexis knocking Tommy back with elbows. Alexis smacks Tommy’s head against the announce table as Power rolls back in the ring.
Alexis whips Tommy toward the steel steps, Tommy hops up on the steps and backflips over Alexis. Meanwhile, Power bounds off the opposite ropes, going flying with a big-time Suicide Dive to Alexis and Tommy to take them both down! Power is up first, pulls Tommy up, snap suplex on the mats. Now she’s got Alexis, looking for the same thing – but Alexis reverses, nailing Power with a snap suplex ONTO THE STEEL STEPS! That looked like it hurt. Alexis gets up and rolls Tommy into the ring. She looks to hook him for the Bitch Killer, but Tommy Wilder breaks free, and drops Alexis with a sudden cutter!
LD Williams comes down the ramp as Tommy Wilder ascends to the top rope, making a move toward the apron – Tommy immediately course-corrects and goes flying off with a plancha onto LD Williams! The referee immediately goes to the outside to split them, looking to avoid having to adjudicate a disqualification in a Triple Threat Match. Power gets up on the other side of the ring, but while the referee is distracted with LD and Wilder, Chloe hops over the guardrail with a lead pipe – and NAILS Power in the gut with it! Chloe rears back, and swings the pipe right to the head of Power, knocking her flat on the ground!
Alexis Darling comes to and goes outside the ring, nailing the now-rising Tommy Wilder with a running knee from the apron! LD claps, and gestures broadly that Alexis should roll him back in. Alexis does so, and hooks Tommy’s arms behind his back – MUTHAFUCKIN CURBSTOMP to Tommy! Alexis goes for the cover with Power safely KOed outside: 1-2-no! Tommy kicks out, just barely! Alexis stomps on the head of Tommy, before calling for the Shooting Star Press as she goes to the top.
As the referee follows Alexis to the corner, he notices Chloe on the outside, standing by with Power still down. The referee rolls out of the ring and yells at Chloe to get the hell out of there, but Chloe laughs, since there’s nothing the referee can do…
…but there is something MATT FOLZ can do! The former champion hops the guardrail behind the referee’s back, up to the apron, and kicks Alexis Darling from the top rope back down to the mat! Folz drops off the apron as LD Williams immediately starts a fight with him, and the two trade blows as security filters in. Relieved of his peacekeeping task, the referee rolls back into the ring just as Tommy Wilder is climbing to the top himself, unaware of what just happened, but always aware the answer is to take a bigger risk…AIRWALK! AIRWALK Moonsault onto Alexis Darling! Wilder goes for the cover before the Saints can stop him: 1-2-3!
Winner in 6:34…and new #1 Contender To The Intercontinental Championship…Tommy Wilder!
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. DANNY TAYLOR – Best of Five Series, Match 2The King of the World plays and Alexander Darling makes his way to the ring. Here Comes the Boom hits and Dynamite Danny Taylor is out as well. The two men stand on opposite ends of the ring, and Danny looks around trying to figure out what he’s in for this time. Alex just smiles and we hear him say “Normal match to start”. Danny’s eyes narrow, but the ref calls for the bell. The two men slowly circle and lock up. Alex tries to push Taylor backwards, but Danny has the strength advantage and is able to push him back into the corner. The ref calls for the clean break, but Darling nails a Greco roman eye poke as he backs away.
Darling takes over with some stiff forearm shots and then grabs Taylor in a side headlock. Danny tries to counter with a back suplex, but Darling flips out and then counters with a back suplex of his own. He then grabs a leg and flips Taylor over into a single leg crab. Danny struggles, but pulls himself over to the ropes. The ref calls for the break, but Alex does not let go. The ref starts the five count, but when he’s at four, Alex tells him “no rope breaks”. Per the rules of this series, the ref is forced to comply. Danny looks for a moment like he might tap, but then reaches out and uses the ropes to pull himself to a standing position and is able to kick Darling off. The damage may have been done however, as Danny is favoring his left leg.
Darling sees this and pounces, landing a pair of stiff kicks to the weakened limb. He then tries to follow up with a double leg takedown, but Taylors MMA background kicks in and he is able to stuff the attempt on instinct. Taylor then takes over using some quick chain wrestling to keep Darling off balance. He eventually gets Darling on the ropes and clotheslines him over the top. Darling tries to skin the cat, but Taylor throws a big boot that sends Alexander crashing ribs first into the barricade knocking the wind out of him. The ref starts the count, and gets up to eight before Darling shouts out “no count outs”, forcing the ref to end the count.
Taylor follows him out, but Darling grabs a member of the ring crew and tosses him at Taylor. When Danny takes the time to move the guy out of harm’s way, Darling pops him in the jaw with a superkick. Darling then rips away the mat’s and scoop slams Taylor hard onto the concrete floor he looks to the ref and yells “falls count anywhere”, then covers. The ref slides out and makes the count, but Danny kicks out at two. Darling presses the attack, and for the next several minutes he slams Taylor into the ring steps, barricade, apron and anything else he can find. Eventually Taylor is able to catch Alex with a back body drop into the crowd. As Darling slowly gets to his feet, Taylor has grabbed a chair, and the crowd looks shocked thinking Taylor is looking to plaster Darling.
Instead, Danny sets the chair up next to the barricade, backs up and takes off running, using the chair to launch himself over the barricade and into the now standing Darling taking both men down and drawing a “Holy Shit” chant from the crowd. Taylor tosses Darling back over the barricade and then into the ring. He slides in and locks in the TNT. Darling is in pain, but fights through it making his way to the ropes and drapes a foot across them. The ref looks at him and shrugs saying “you said no rope breaks”. Darling can then be heard shouting “rope breaks are allowed damn it” forcing the ref to break the hold.
Both men slowly rise to their feet panting heavily. Darling turns to the ref and says “No DQ” before turning and throwing a front kick aimed straight below Taylor’s belt. Much to Alexander’s surprise however, Taylor was ready for it and catches the boot. He then follows up with a stiff head butt that rocks Darling. Taylor then grabs him and nails an exploder suplex and covers, but Darling kicks out at two. As Darling is getting to his feet, he looks to the ref and begins to say something, but Taylor cuts him off with a boot and immediately follows it up with a Dynamite Drop. Whatever stip Darling was looking for is moot now, as a pinfall follows and three seconds later this one is over.
Your winner via pinfall in 22:14 Dynamite Danny Taylor
Post-match both men rise slowly and eye each before Darling breaks out into a smile. The camera picks up him saying “Good, you are learning”, before he drops down and rolls out of the ring allowing Danny to celebrate his victory with the fans.
CHRISTIAN CARTER vs. GHOSTHEAD – Non-Title MatchGhosthead comes out first, to some modest boos. The boos turn significantly less modest as Carter arrives, holding his championship belt over his shoulder. Carter looks down to Ghosthead and smirks. Ghosthead looks up and is unimpressed. Angelo Barros calls for the bell.
Carter shoves Ghosthead HARD across the ring. Ghosthead recovers a bit, but Carter comes at him again, shoving him HARD again so he rebounds off the ropes and into a big clothesline. He lands hard on the canvas and Carter drags him up by his dreds (drawing a warning) and into another big clothesline. This time however, Ghosthead does not go down, and instead goozles Carter and pushes him back into the corner. He gets his own warning from Barros and then as he releases, Carter reaches up and chops Ghosthead in the chest (WOOOOOOO!) a few times. What follows next is a bunch of really stiff strikes and kicks from both men. Ghost whips Carter hard into the corner and follows up with a splash. He pulls Carter out, but Carter is able to counter with quick reverse and a flying elbow. And that's the way it goes, back and forth for a while. Carter gets the upperhand for a moment, getting off a quick fall away slam when Ghosthead rushes him. He helps him up and lands a beautiful vertical delayed suplex, getting a two count. Ghost shoves Carter off, but Carter isn't having any of that. Neither is Ghosthead though, who counters Carter's attempt at something, with his own power slam, and covers for two. Carter rolls over and Ghosthead grabs him by the legs...WHEELBARROW SUPLEX! Ouch. Ghost goes for another pin and again only a two count. Both men get to their feet, but Carter is about a half-beat slower, and Ghost is able to capitalize and hit the Vex Vice. He's too close to the ropes though and Carter gets his foot on them, and Barros calls for the break. Ghost does so, reluctantly. He drags Carter by the leg to the center of the ring and heads for the ropes for a big leg drop, but Carter has it scouted and rolls out of the way.
Now its Carter's turn, and he roughs up Ghosthead with some punches before whipping him into the ropes and then catching him on the rebound with a kick to the midsection. Carter lands FALL FROM GRACE! and goes for the pin...one..two! wait! Matt Folz has apparently snuck down to the ring undetected and put Ghosthead's foot on the ropes. Barros eyes him suspiciously but he didn't see him and stops the count. Carter turns to Barros in disbelief, and Barros just shrugs and then gives a warning to Folz who just shrugs. Carter turns his back on Ghosthead and begins to jaw with Barros, insisting Folz be removed from ringside. Ghosthead gets to his feet, sizes up the situation, and then Barros goes to confront Ghosthead about why Folz is there. Ghosthead has no idea, and while he's explaining this in great detail, Carter starts to jaw at Folz. Folz hops up on the apron and apparently Carter says something Folz does not approve of, as Folz hauls off and punches him square in the jaw. Carter staggers back right into Ghosthead who has finished his closing arguments. (By closing arguments, I of course mean silent glowering.) Ghosthead siezes the opportunity, and quickly nails the Horror Driver! He makes the pin, one...twoo....THREE!
WINNER in 19:51 - Ghosthead
STANK vs. ECOSYSTEM – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchPA: “Morgan Had A Dream…Buffet Had A Dream…Eco Have A Dream-Dream-Dream”
The modified “Backseat Freestyle” opening transitions into an instrumental version of “New Slaves.” The arena is completely dark as the crowd boos. As the beat picks up, the lights come on and Ecosystem is sitting in the ring – in full suit, of course - in an office-style rolling chair. He faces away from the ramp, staring at the fans.
JR: I tell you, this Ecosystem is nuttier than a pet coon.
Razz: Well, he’s been pissing off a few too many people, and tonight, the Onslaught Champ-een is gonna make him pay.
As the first few notes of Nonpoint’s “Skin” hit the PA system, the crowd erupts for the champion – boos and cheers alike. Ecosystem spins around to face the champion, and Stank come out atop the ramp, takes the belt off his ample waist and holds it aloft. He takes his time as he walks – maybe marches – down the aisle, and Ecosystem calmly instructs the referee to remove his chair, as he dresses down to his slacks and wrestling boots.
Ecosystem and Stank go nose to nose, not a trace of a smile. The referee calls for the bell, and the two go to lockup. Stank has the strength advantage, naturally, and begins to push Eco back into the ropes – the referee calls for the break, and Stank immediately breaks, not looking for a warning. Ecosystem smiles – and slaps the taste out of Stank’s mouth. Stank batista-laughs at Eco – who slaps him again. Now Stank hits Eco with the knee to the gut, clubbing forearms over the back, and LAUNCHES him into the corner. Shoulders to the gut, one, two, three, four before the referee can even call for the break. Eco curls up and rolls out of the ring, calling for a time out as the crowd boos.
JR: And look who’s running away already.
Stank rolls out of the ring, walking toward Eco carefully, expecting a set-up. Ecosystem leaps up on the apron and re-enters the ring. Stank makes a gesture toward rolling in behind, but dodges Eco’s attempted stomp. Stank takes his time pacing around the ring – goes to roll in again, Eco goes for the stomp, Stank yanks his legs out from under him. Stank into the ring, mounting Eco and hitting him with sharp elbows, before pulling Eco into a wrap-around—German Suplex! Stank rolls over and goes for a second – but Eco hits Stank with a jawjacker! Eco takes a step to the side – BLUE SUPERKICK! Eco hooks the leg on Stank: 1-2-no! Stank kicks out!
JR: A little too close for comfort for the champion!
Razz: Well, that’s what’s so dangerous about Ecosystem. He ain’t gonna knock you out, but he can knock you on your ass from anywhere. And it only takes three seconds.
Stank is more stunned than severely injured, and Eco tries to capitalize quick with striking kicks to the chest and back of Stank. Eco looks down at Stank – and SPITS in the champion’s eye! Eco off the ropes, looking for the running knee – but Stank spears him out of his boots! Stank is wailing away on Eco on the ground, smacking him with closed fist after closed fist. The referee suggests that Stank might want to lay off of those, but Stank ignores him at first, drawing a warning.
Stank has used his first referee warning.
The crowd boos the application of the warning (who calls a closed fist anymore?) but as Eco stumbles up, we see that he has already been busted open. Stank immediately grabs his head and pulls him down for a SHITFACED knee strike, and then another. Eco is stumbling back against the ropes, and Stank nails him with a big uppercut before pulling him off, hooking the legs…CRADLE TO THE GRAVE! Stank hits the Cradle To The Grave on the bloodied Eco. This one is over, as Stank hooks the leg: 1…2…
Eco kicks out!
Razz: What the – how the hell did Eco kick out of that?
Stank looks surprised, dropping a quick knee on Eco’s head before going for the cover again – again a kickout. Stank shakes his head and pulls Ecosystem over his back, calling for the Stank-U…but Eco spins out of hit and hits a tornado DDT on Stank! Both men are down as the referee counts: 1…2…3…4…both men are up, and this time Eco leaps on Stank’s back, wrapping Stank’s head and arm…it’s a modified Catch-22! Eco has Stank locked into his own submission move, though he can’t quite get the big man up and over to lock it down. Stank tries to force a release with face strikes, but he eventually has to go to the ropes.
Stank has used his first rope break.
JR: Well, it may be disrespectful, but that was smart strategy by Ecosystem, giving himself a little time to rest while forcing Stank to use a rope break.
Eco is back to kicks on Stank, but then suddenly pulls the big man in to bear hug position – is Eco strong enough to pull off this move…yes he is, as Eco throws Stank with a belly to belly suplex! Eco immediately floats into the cover and hooks the leg, but Stank kicks out at two. Eco backs up, tuning up the band for a superkick, but Stank has it scouted, spins away, off the ropes, BIG ASS CLOTHESLINE to Junichiro Muyo! The Manic Millionaire is down! Stank grabs Eco and pulls him between his legs, signaling for the end. Stank hooks him up…Powerbomb #1!...but he holds it…Powerbomb #2!...it looks like we’re going to get a three-part STANKBOMB, but Eco suddenly wraps his legs around Stank’s neck – trying to pull Stank into a triangle choke, a’la his sister! Stank finds himself stuck, but he doesn’t want to use a rope break – he pushes forward and forces Eco on his back, into a pin! 1-2-Eco breaks the pin and hold, before rolling out of the ring and collapsing to the floor.
Razz: Well, Eco may be buying time, but it’s borrowed time now, Russ!
JR: Eco did what he had to do to answer the raw power of Stank, but the champion used his brains as well as his brawn to get out of it.
Stank rolls out to the outside as the referee calls for the two-minute warning on the match. Stank looks to relax a bit, with his crimson-tinted opponent laid out on the ground. The bleeding on Eco’s forehead appears to have stopped, but Stank looks like he would like that to change, as he lifts Eco up for a BRAINBUSTAAAA, dropping him head first on the mats! Stank rolls Eco back into the ring, and climbs in looking for the cover…but Eco continues to roll, to the other side of the ring. Stank comes in after Eco, as the former owner pulls himself up with the ropes…Stank grabs Eco, near-dead-weight, and pulls him over his back, looking again for the Stank-U…but Eco holds on to the ropes. Stank releases, drops Eco with another BIG-ASS CLOTHESLINE! Stank finally pulls Eco to the middle of the ring at the thirty second mark, hooks Eco up for the Stank-U – but Eco drops out the front with a single-knee Codebreaker! Stank stumbles back, grabbing his jaw, Eco bounds off the ropes –
JR: THE ENF! THE ENF! ECO’S NEW FINISHER!
Eco bridges into the cover with seven seconds left: 1—2—3!
Winner in 14:57…and NEWWWWW Onslaught Champion…Junichiro “Ecosystem” Muyo!
Eco rolls out of the ring, and flops to the floor, exhausted. Stank is stunned, but regains his bearings as he asks the referee what just happened. Eco grabs a sweat towel from the trainers to wipe the blood from his forehead, before grabbing the Onslaught Championship and holding it in the announcers’ faces, screaming “This Is Mine! This Is Mine!”
JR: We know it’s yours, you ass, now get out of our face!
Stank rolls out of the ring toward Eco, and Eco clearly thinks he doesn’t need any more of Stank for the night, as he grabs his suit jacket and hops the guardrail with his championship, security seeing him out safely. Stank is PISSED, picking up Eco’s office chair left behind and slamming it into the steps.
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. SUICIDE KINGS – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchThe Kings are out first, and they are not in a particularly good mood. Reyna nearly goes after a fan and has to be held back by security. The Kings step into the ring and glare at the crowd with contempt. The World Tag Team Champions Banned From Everywhere are announced next, and the crowd explodes. Bill and Justin come out riding Drunkey and Drunkette and they are followed by Ellie May on her likker cycle. The champs step between the ropes and the Kings immediately attack.
Allen nails Justin from behind and sends him into the corner where he beats him to the mat with kicks and punches. Reyna hits Bill with a high knee to the back that sends him out of the ring to the floor. Reyna leaves the ring and pulls Bill up and whips him hard into the guardrail, then follows with a big boot to the jaw that drops Bill to the floor. Reyna is relentless in his attack, he grabs Bill’s arms and CURBSTOMPS him on the floor!
Inside the ring, Allen yells for Reyna, he slides into the ring as Allen whips Justin and hits the OH EM GEE nearly taking Justin’s head off his shoulders! Allen slides out of the ring and pulls Bill up and hits the ROYAL FLUSH on the floor! Bill may be knocked out cold! Inside the ring, Reyna covers Justin, but somehow Justin rolls his shoulder at two. Allen climbs back onto the apron, and it certainly appears that Justin is in a world of trouble.
Reyna whips Justin to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a brutal SPINEBUSTER. He tags in Allen, and Jason climbs to the top rope and lands a 450 SPLASH! Justin can’t take much of this. Allen covers him, but Justin once again rolls his shoulders. On the outside Ellie May is trying to get Bill to his feet, even giving him some PCPL to get him moving again. Inside the ring the Kings taunt Justin which draws the boos from the crowd. Allen waits for Justin to get to his feet then POPS him with a superkick right on the jaw. Justin collapses to the mat like he has been shot. Allen covers him with one foot on his chest, but Justin kicks out again. Allen pulls Justin to his feet and shoves him into the Kings corner and tags in Reyna.
Reyna comes in and UNLOADS on Justin with chops and kicks, then sends him to the ropes and kills him with a spinning front kick. The referee checks on Justin like he is considering stopping the match, but Justin stirs and tries to get to his feet, until Reyna bounds off the ropes and catches him with a running knee to the face. Reyna tags Allen back in and pulls Justin up and chokes him on the top rope, then grabs his legs. Allen runs toward them and leaps over Reyna’s back and comes down right on the small of Justin’s back. Justin slumps to the mat and Allen covers again, but Justin gets his foot on the bottom rope.
Allen tags Reyna back in and lifts Justin for a suplex, Reyna connects with a kick to Justin’s head and Allen drives him to the mat with a BRAINBUSTER - ALARM CLOCK! Reyna covers Justin, but once again, Justin shows his resiliency by kicking out at two. The crowd roars as a bloody Awesome Bill From Dawsonville slowly climbs to the apron in his corner and begins to yell for Justin to make a tag.
Reyna mocks Bill and as Justin sits up, he catches him with a short dropkick to the jaw that slams him back to the mat. Reyna runs to the ropes and tries a springboard moonsault, but Justin rolls out of the way and Reyna gets nothing but mat! The crowd is screaming JUS-TIN, JUS-TIN, JUS-TIN encouraging him to make the tag. Reyna tags Allen back in, and he races across the ring and nails Bill, who falls to the floor, but Ellie May helps him right back to the apron. Allen pulls Justin up and lands several knees to his face, then sets him up for the ROYAL FLUSH, but Justin just falls to the mat. Allen stands over him laughing, then grabs his head to pull him up and Justin BITES HIS FINGERS! Allen releases Justin and grabs his hands in pain, Justin crawls between his legs and lunges toward his corner and MAKES THE HOT TAG TO BILL!
Bill comes in and DROPS Allen with a BIONIC ELBOW! Reyna comes in and gets one of his own, Bill pulls both to their feet and hits a DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER! He grabs Allen and whips him into the corner and follows him in with a big clothesline. He then pulls Reyna up and whips him into the same corner and charges in with a clothesline for him too! Reyna and Allen stagger forward and fall to the mat, then roll out of the ring to the floor to regroup. Bill gives them no time to recover however, he dives between the ropes and slams into both Kings sending them into the guardrail.
Bill grabs Allen and rolls him under the bottom rope, then waits for Reyna to stand up, and KILLS him with the MASON DIXON LINE! Bill slides into the ring and Justin is finally back on his feet, Bill tags him in and Justin heads to the top rope, Bill lifts Reyna and hits an I HATE ALABAMA SLAM they goes to the corner and LAUNCHES Justin with the ROCKET LAUNCHER! (Banned From Space, BFS)! Justin covers Allen, but Reyna manages to slide under the bottom rope and break the pin up at the last second.
Justin gets to his feet and grabs Reyna by the head and hits DOUG HATES TOAST (Sliced Bread #2)! Bill waits for Allen to get to his feet scoops him up and PLANTS him with the DECAUTR DROP! Bill quickly grabs Allen and traps him in the CUYLER CLUTCH! Reyna and Justin are fighting outside the ring, Allen is right in the middle of the ring! Just when it looks like Allen is going to tap, Christian Carter and Alexis Darling hit the ring with chairs!
Carter BLASTS Bill right in the face and the referee immediately calls for the disqualification.
WINNERS in 20:14 by disqualification – Banned From Everywhere
The Kings put the boots to BFE, which brings out Murphy’s Law. Bill and Justin are down, so it is still four on two, technically, and the Murphy’s are quickly overwhelmed. Texpress hits the ring next, and now the odds are a little more even. BFE gets back into the fray and soon the Kings are in trouble. The Saints are out next and Moose and Chloe make a beeline for Chad and Zane. The fight explodes all around the ring as the teams batter one another with anything not nailed down. The locker room empties, security is called, police head to the ring, no word on whether the National Guard was called out or not. Slowly, order is restored and Bill and Justin are left standing alone in the middle of the ring holding the tag titles above their heads.
MAI MUYO vs. LD WILLIAMS – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchLD Williams is announced first and makes his way to the ring. The crowd boos him loudly, but LD pays no attention to them. He steps between the ropes and heads to the corner and stands waiting for Mai and her Intercontinental title. Mai is announced next and makes her way to the ring. The fans go crazy for her. She slaps hands on her way to the ring and stops for a picture. She circles the ring keeping an eye on LD the whole time. As Mai climbs into the ring, she stares LD down and hands her title to the referee. The ref holds it in the air and calls for the bell and the match is underway!
LD charges out of the corner and tries a clothesline, but Mai matrixes to the mat and avoids it. LD hits the ropes and Mai catches him with a dropkick to the jaw that sends LD over the top rope. LD lands on the apron and Mai grabs his head and tries to suplex him back into the ring, but LD catches her with an elbow to the side of the head, then runs her down the apron and tries to slam her head into the turnbuckle, but Mai gets a boot up, then turns and CLOTHESLINES LD off the apron to the floor! As LD gets to his feet Mai dives over the top rope and SLAMS into Williams sending him to the floor. Mai pulls him to his feet and rolls him back into the ring and follows, she covers, but LD kicks out at two.
Mai pulls LD to a sitting position and lands several stiff kicks to his back, then hits the ropes and lays him out with a SHINING WIZARD! Mai gets to her feet and hits a standing moonsault for another two count. LD escapes and rolls under the bottom rope and staggers around the ring. Mai sits on the middle rope and invites him back in, LD snarls at her and walks to the opposite side of the ring and climbs onto the apron and steps between the ropes. Mai charges in and nails LD with a dropkick to the knee dropping him to one knee. Mai backs up and tries another, but LD moves out of the way and lands a stiff kick to the side of Mai’s head as she tries to get up. Mai staggers to her feet , holding the side of her head. LD charges in, but Mai catches him and rolls him into a SINGLE LEG BOSTON CRAB! LD snarls in pain and drags himself toward the bottom rope, before he can reach the rope, Mai breaks the hold and pulls him toward the middle of the ring and traps him in a FIGURE FOUR! LD howls in pain but refuses to give up. He fights it and manages to turn the move over, and Mai immediately breaks.
LD pulls himself to the corner and gets to his feet testing his knee. Mai charges in and catches him with a forearm to the jaw then grabs LD in a side headlock and tries a BULLDOG, but LD puts on the brakes and reverses it into a BACKDROP DRIVER dumping Mai right on the back of her head. LD spins to his feet and viciously stomps the back of Mai’s head. LD pulls her to her feet and LAUNCHES her over the top rope to the floor. LD pulls her to a chair and sits her in the chair and lands a kick to the side of her head, then climbs onto the apron, runs the length and leaps and catches Mai with a boot to the side of the head that SLAMS her head into the guardrail with a sickening thud! Mai slumps to the floor and doesn’t move. LD stands over her and looks out at the crowd that is booing him loudly and slowly shakes his head.
As LD pulls Mai to her feet, we see she has been busted open and blood is pouring down the side of her face. LD slams her right on the cut with a headbutt, then rolls her into the ring and covers, but Mai has a lot of fight left in her and kicks out at one. LD slams her back down to the mat and lands repeated knees to the side of her head. Williams jerks her to her feet and nails a knee to the stomach, then lifts her for a suplex and drops her across the top rope stomach first, hits the ropes and DRILLS her with a knee to the side of the head that sends Mai crashing t the apron, then the floor.
LD slowly leaves the ring and stalks Mai. He waits for her to get to her hands and knees and catches her with a kick to the ribs, the drags her to the guardrail and repeatedly slams the back of her head into the guardrail. The crowd boos him loudly, but LD doesn’t seem to notice. He releases Mai and slides back into the ring to break the count, then goes right back to the assault.
He grabs Mai and whips her into the stairs, the side of Mai’s head slams into the steel. Mai slumps to the floor, but LD doesn’t give her a second to recover, he rolls her back into the ring and follows and sets her on the top rope facing the crowd, then climbs up and hits a BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX once again dropping Mai right on her head! Williams rolls Mai over and covers, but she rolls her shoulder just before the three count. LD gets up and barks at the referee, when he turns his attention back to Mai to pull her off the mat, she grabs him and rolls him up in a SMALL PACKAGE for a two count!
LD escapes and spins to his feet and tries a clothesline as Mai stands up, but Mai hooks his arm and snaps him over in a CRUCIFIX for a two count. They get to their feet again and LD tries a SICK KICK, but Mai ducks it, as LD gets up and turns around, Mai POPS him in the mouth with a SUPERKICK! LD hits the ropes and staggers forward and Mai lands a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX for another two count. Mai pulls LD to his feet and sends him into the corner and tries a big splash, but Williams lifts his knee and catches Mai right on the jaw. Mai staggers backward, blood still running off her head, grabbing her jaw in pain. LD hops to the second rope and tries a flying clothesline but Mai grabs his arm in mid-air and spins him to the mat and traps him in the CROSSFACE!
Mai has LD right in the middle of the ring! The referee leans in close to see if LD will tap, but the Canadian refuses to give up. Mai pulls back harder on LD’s chin trying for the submission, but Williams still refuses to tap. After several agonizing minutes being trapped in the move, LD finally manages to get his foot on the bottom rope. Mai breaks the hold and LD rolls out of the ring and falls to the floor trying to recover. Mai slips out of the ring and pulls Williams up and sets him on the apron, then unleashes a STIFF kick to his chest and knocks him between the middle and bottom rope, Mai springs over the top rope and drops a leg across his chest, then pulls him off the ropes and covers, but LD grabs the bottom rope just before the three.
Mai pulls LD to his feet and peppers him with chops and kicks, then grabs him in an ABDOMINAL STRETCH, but LD quickly reverses it and grabs Mai from behind and hits a DRAGON SUPLEX! Mai once again lands hard on the back of her head and lies motionless on the mat. LD can’t capitalize right away as he is trying to get his bearings as well. LD finally gets to his feet and grabs Mai and hits a SNAP SUPLEX that plants her on the mat. LD climbs to the top rope and hits a DIVING HEADBUTT and covers, but somehow Mai once again kicks out. LD gets to his feet and calls for the end. He pulls Mai to her feet, kicks her in the gut and hits the CANADIAN DESTROYER! As he flips, the referee gets caught by a glancing shot from Mai’s boot and falls to the mat. LD covers, but sees the referee is down. He gets up and heads out of the ring and grabs a chair and brings it into the ring, he better hurry, the referee is already on his knees in the corner. He waits for Mai to get to one knee and lifts the chair to slam it on her head, but the crowd roars as Tommy Wilder sprints to the ring!
Williams turns around with the chair and Tommy springs to the top rope and dropkicks the chair right back into LD’s face! He staggers backward and Mai grabs him from behind and hits a FLORIDA KEY! Mai bridges hard, the referee turns around and sees it and counts one…..two…..THREE!
WINNER in 36:17 and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Mai Muyo
Mai slowly gets to her feet and takes her title, grabbing the back of her head in pain. Williams gets up and BLASTS her from behind with a forearm to the back of the head! Wilder slides back into the ring and tackles LD to the mat, and he and Tommy trade punches and kicks until security floods the ring to break them up. Williams looks like he wants Wilder dead, Tommy invites him to try, I have a feeling THIS is not over yet.
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