OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Shediac, New Brunswick Canada
May 21, 2014CHLOE vs. ECOSYSTEMFlorence and the Machine's Bedroom Hymns plays over the loudspeakers, as Ecosystem walks the ramp to the cheers of the crowd, a phenomenon that still amazes him. He stops at ringside where a fan is holding up a sign saying “Muyo Power”. Eco ponders why fans still cheer him despite his speech to his sister when he suddenly feels the beginnings of a headache...caused by Chloe's barbed wire branding iron being driven into the base of his skull. Chloe grabs Ecosystem's tie and uses it as a leash to deliver shots from that casted hand into Eco's face which quickly turns crimson. Chloe rolls Eco into the ring, still dressed in his suit, and continues the assault on the Onslaught Champion. The referee – is that Ben Coleman? Coleman calls for the bell to start the match.
Chloe keep up with the punches from the casted hand and throws Eco into the ropes. Chloe rares back with that cast but Eco pulls out a baseball slide past Chloe. Chloe turns into a dropkick! Eco grabs that long red hair of Chloe and pulls her in for a GORDBUSTER! Coleman is all over Eco about the hair pull but Eco just ignores him. Chloe gets to her knees and quickly eats a Shining Wizard from Ecosystem. Ecosystem climbs the ropes for a Savior Splash but Coleman gets between Eco and Chloe and begins counting for him to get off the top rope. Eco yells at Coleman to move but he keeps counting. Finally Eco jumps off and gets into Coleman's face. Coleman and Eco enter into a shouting match where Coleman reminds Eco that he's the referee and Eco reminds Coleman that he owns the company. The discussion is brought to a negotiated close when Chloe introduces Ecosystem's golf equipment to a hard shot from behind. No DQ called by Coleman as Chloe grabs a hammerlock on Eco, then slams him on that arm. Eco is rolling around the ring in pain as Chloe grabs that arm and locks in the LONDON DUNGEON! Coleman walks over to the timekeeper to ask how much time is left in the match as Eco is tapping in the middle of the ring. After far too long a time Coleman turns around and sees Eco tapping and asks him if he really wants to give up. Eco grabs Coleman by the shirt with his good hand and turns to call for the bell.
Winner in 6:53 – Chloe
Chloe keeps that London Dungeon locked in as Coleman rolls out of the ring and continues to confer with the timekeeper. Meanwhile from the back comes Christian Carter and Alexis Darling! The King and Queen roll into the ring and Chloe breaks the hold. A staredown ensues between the Martyr and the heads of the Suicide King. Finally all three nod and begin beating Ecosystem to within an inch of his life. Chloe and Carter stretch out Eco's arm on the mat, and Alexis climbs to the top rope to drop a hard knee into the shoulder that has Eco thrashing in pain. Chloe picks up Ecosystem...CORKSCREW! Chloe stands over Ecosystem but is pushed away by Alexis who picks up Eco – BITCH KILLER! Chloe pushes Alexis and gets in her face but Carter gets between the two of them and before anything else can happen, Power runs down the ring with her pink softball bat and begins going to town on the threesome. Right behind Power is Mai with a Kendo Stick. Chloe, Carter, and Alexis bail after taking a few shots from Chloe's sister. Power points the bat at Chloe who proceeds to lose her mind again. Carter pulls Chloe up the ramp as trainers come down to ringside to check on Eco. Carter whispers something in Chloe's ear and she begins smiling and nodding her head. Chloe walks to the back as Carter whispers into Alexis' ear and Lexie smiles as well and the King and Queen head to the back...
MOOSEHEAD JACK, CHRISTIAN CARTER & STAN FULTON vs. MATT FOLZ, ALEXANDER DARLING & DK MURPHY – Bunkhouse BrawlCarter, Moose and Stan are announced first, the crowd boos them loudly, but they all ignore it and wait in the middle of the ring for their opponents. Alex, Matt and Murphy are announced and sprint to the ring, slide under the bottom rope and immediately attack, and the fight is ON!
Moose and Murphy tumble out of the ring to the floor and hammer one another with BRUTAL punches. Folz flies at Carter, catching him with a knee to the chest that sends him staggering back to the corner. Folz lights Carter up with chops and punches to the face. Meanwhile, Stan and Alex slowly circle one another, Fulton has Bloody Mary in his hand, Alex watches him carefully. Fulton goes to swing at Alex, but Alex ducks, before Alex can do anything though, Fulton catches Alex with a SPINNING BACKFIST with the axe handle. Alex gets his hands up to deflect most of the shot, but enough of it catches him to knock him out of the ring to the floor.
Moose and DK brawl on the floor, Moose rakes DK’s eyes and sends him staggering around the ring. Jack grabs a chair and swings for the fences at DK’s head, but DK moves and the chair warps around the ring post. Moose drops the chairs and grabs his hands in pain. Murphy pops him with several rights to the jaw staggering Moose, and goes for the kill, but Fulton LEVELS him from behind!
Stan pulls DK to his feet, scoops him up and drops him throat first on the guard rail. Moose watches the beating with a sadistic grin on his face. Fulton stands on DK’s throat trying to crush his windpipe. Almost mechanically, without thinking, Moose slowly reaches for his boot. Darling sees this and gets to his feet and charges at Moose and chop blocks him from behind sending him to the floor. Darling is on Moose in a second, and once again the two long time enemies are trading punches.
Inside the ring, Folz pulls Carter out of the corner and rocks him with several European uppercuts, then sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Carter catches him with a kick to the face that stands him up, then nearly decapitates him with a SPINNING LARIAT! Carter doesn’t even try for the pin, instead opting to slip out of the ring and rummage under the ring. Carter comes back with a chain that he wraps around his fist. He drops a fist drop right between Folz’s eyes. Then mounts him and hammers him with punches to the face. It’s a bunkhouse match, it’s all legal. Soon enough, blood is pouring from Folz’s face.
Outside the ring, Fulton pulls Murphy to his feet and whips him into the stairs, DK slams into the steel shoulder first and falls to the floor. Fulton reaches under the ring and pulls out a ladder and leans it up against the guardrail then grabs DK by the hair and pulls him to his feet, scoops him up and gets a running start and POWERSLAMS him onto the LADDER! The crowd pops for that with a HOLY SHIT chant, while DK writhes in pain on the floor. On the other side of the ring, Alex pulls Moose to his feet and slams him into the Cuban Announce Table then whips him toward the guardrail, but Moose puts up a foot to stop him and turns to face Alex. Darling charges in and SPEARS Moose into the steel dropping him to the floor. Alex pulls Moose to his feet and sits him in a chair and climbs onto the apron. Darling races down the apron and leaps, and KILLS Moose with a dropkick to the face! Moose slumps to the floor and doesn’t move. Darling hears Murphy get slammed into the ladder and turns around and grabs a chair and heads around the ring and SLAMS it across Fulton’s back, dropping him to his knees. Darling tilts Fulton’s head back and repeatedly slams elbows down onto his nose until Fulton is spouting blood.
Inside the ring, Carter pulls Folz to his feet and backs him into the corner and hammers him a few more times with the chain. Carter then wraps it around Folz’s throat and tries to choke the life out of him. When Folz tries to fight back, Carter tosses him over the top rope to the floor and pulls the chain back until Folz is dangling with his feet barely touching the ground. Moose slowly gets to his feet and sees Folz hanging there, grabs a kendo stick and WEARS IT OUT slamming it across Folz’s ribs. Folz is in a world of trouble, but at this point, DK is back on his feet, if only barely. He staggers around the ring and grabs Moose from behind, spins him around and SLAMS him between the eyes with a headbutt that staggers Jack, DK then kicks him in the gut and PLANTS him on the floor with a DDT!
DK slips into the ring and grabs Carter from behind and spins him around and lights him up with chops. Carter lets go of the chain and Folz falls to the floor next to Moose. Inside the ring, DK whips Carter to the ropes and elevates him with a big back body drop. Carter hits the mat, and begs off, but DK goes after him and tries to pull him to his feet, but Carter lands a low blow that sends DK to the mat. Carter pulls him to his feet and LAUNC HES him over the top rope to the floor. Carter leaves the ring and grabs a table and brings it in and sets it up, then grabs Folz and throws him back into the ring.
On the outside, Moose grabs DK from the apron and lifts him for a suplex and drops him crotch first onto the guardrail. Moose climbs to the apron and runs, then leaps and hits DK with a BUISAKU KNEE to the face! DK falls into the crowd, Moose falls to the floor, hard, laughing the whole time while grabbing his ribs. On the opposite side of the ring, Fulton and Darling are hammering one another with punches to the face. They end up on the Spanish Announce Table where Fulton lifts Darling onto his shoulders, but Darling slips free and grabs Fulton and DRIVES him through the table with a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! The table collapses and both men remain in the wreckage.
Inside the ring, Alexis Darling races to the ring with a chair and slides under the bottom rope. She gets to her feet and SLAMS the chair down on Folz’s head. Folz falls to the mat, and Carter pulls him up and throws him into the corner and calls for the FINAL TESTIMONY! Before he can hit it, Eco and Mai race to the ring, Eco grabs Lexie and pulls her to the floor and hits the ENF! Inside the ring, as Carter lifts Folz for the FINAL TESTIMONY Mai pulls out a TASER! She hesitates for a moment, but the crowd chants NOW! NOW! NOW! So she ZAPS Carter right in the stomach! He drops Folz and falls to the mat convulsing in pain. Mai gets a sly smile across her face and helps Folz to his feet. She bails out of the ring, Folz grabs Carter and pulls him to his feet and hits the OLYMPIC SLAM through the table! Folz covers, one….two…..THREE!
WINNERS in 33:33 – Alexander Darling, Matt Folz & DK Murphy
SHANE TUSKA vs. POWERH-Blockx's I've Got The Power brings Power to the ring, accompanied by Sunny and the bodyguards. Power is high fiving the fans and stops near one young woman to take a selfie. Power rolls into the ring and jumps up on the turnbuckles and flexes those powerful biceps. She jumps down and walks over to the corner where Sunny joins her and begins whispering in her ear. In moments the look on Power's face changes to one of somber seriousness. Sunny kisses her on the cheek and jumps down to the floor as a loud burst of noise comes out of the speakers. Spider McNulty leads Shane Tuska to the ring. Power just continues to stare as McNulty enters the ring with Tuska. Tuska and Power lock eyes across the ring and both step to the center of the ring. Power extends a fist to Tuska. Tuska slowly extends his fist and they bump. Both back into their corner. The referee calls for the bell and both come flying out of the corner and lock up in the center of the ring. Both struggle for control as out from the back comes Chloe, Christian Carter, and Alexis Darling...armed with baseball bats. Power is able to muscle Tuska into the ropes but Tuska reverses. As Power hits the ropes Carter and Alexis grab her legs and drag her out of the ring and begin administering a beating. Tuska hesitates for a moment before hitting the ropes and diving out of the ring into the King and Queen. Chloe begins beating the beejeezus out of Tuska with the bat while he's down, and the referee has no choice but to call for the bell
DECISION – No Contest
Spider gets involved in the melee, while Sunny is stopped by the bodyguards. Eventually Security and medical gets involved and Chloe, Carter, and Alexis retreat to the stage. The threesome raise their arms on the stage to the boos of the crowd. Carter turns to Chloe and takes her hand and kisses it. Alexis takes exception to the gesture and once again there is a shoving match between Chloe and Alexis, which Carter gets into the middle of and sends Chloe backstage. Alexis is upset with Carter until he takes her in his arms and plants a big kiss on her lips. The King and Queen look again at the carnage before they head backstage.
LD WILLIAMS vs. RORY ALBRIGHT vs. CHRIS EVANS – Winner Gets an Onslaught Championship Shot at the PPVChris Evans comes to the ring first, and viewers everywhere reach for their mute buttons as he grabs a microphone.
CE: This is ridiculous. I'm the best wrestler in the history of this company and I have to compete for an Onslaught Championship match while Mai Muyo gets a shot at MY World Title? Mai fucking Muyo? Are you serious? She wasn't even worthy of being in the same stable with me, that was Matt's mistake bringing her in. And she gets a championship match while I have to battle someone who was past his prime 5 years ago, and a rookie who'll never amount to any.....ooof.
Evans is (Thankfully) cut off as Rory Albright comes out of nowhere and attacks him from behind. Belly to back suplex plants Evans's head hard into the mat. Evans tries to roll out of the ring but Albright follows him and slams Evans's head into the announce table. Evans hits a low blow and tries to charge, but Albright ducks down and a drop toe hold drives Evans head first into the ring post. Evans is not moving at all as LD Williams makes his way to the ring. It looks like we're down to a one on one match for now as the bell rings.
As Evans slowly recovers outside the ring, Albright goes right after Williams at the bell, and LD takes half a step forward and hits a picture-perfect belly-to-belly suplex. Albright tries to scramble up quickly, but LD is in perfect position and grabs him again; getting him up with a quick Brain buster. . LD covers, and gets a long 2 count. LD slowly pulls Albright up, but this time Albright battles back with some punches to the gut, which backs LD up. He hits a hard, stiff kick to LD's midsection, and Albright steps in, nailing a sweet Bridging Fisherman's Suplex, which gets a quick 2. Albright dives for LD's ankle, and tries to lock in an Ankle Lock, but LD dives for the ropes before any damage can be done. Albright buries a knee into LD's gut, and goes for the El Sol but LD sneaks out of it and locks in the STF. Albright can't make it to the ropes and it looks like he's about to tap, before Evans comes back in and breaks it up with a Superkick to LD. Evans slams LD and then springs off the ropes, LIONSAULT! He covers for 2.
Evans drives Albright into the corner and starts nailing him with hard chops. Northern Lights Suplex gets two. Evans waits for Albright to get to his knees and then drills him with the Olympic Strike. Way of the Future connects, but a recovered LD hits a release German Suplex that sends Evans flying halfway across the ring. LD covers Albright for 2. LD looks for the Canadian Destroyer but Albright reverses it to a roll up for 2. Both men get back to their feet when Evans nails LD from behind with a Codebreaker. He covers, only to have it broken up by Albright. Evans and Albright begin brawling. Albright clotheslines Evans over the top rope and then follows him out with a plancha. The two continue to brawl up the ramp as the referee begins to count. LD just shrugs as the count reaches 10.
Winner by countout in 12:27 and winner of an Onslaught Championship at the Pay Per View: LD Williams
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. TEXPRESS vs. SUICIDE KINGS vs. MIRANDA WILLIAMS & TOMMY WILDER – OOWF World Tag Team Title Fatal Four WayTommy Wilder and Miranda Williams are announced first, they come out to the top of the ramp and bump knuckles then sprint to the ring and slide under the bottom rope, then climb the turnbuckles before both doing a backflip into the middle of the ring. Wilder looks impressed. The Kings are out next, and they are nearly booed out of the building. Reyna and Allen snarl and taunt the crowd, Allen nearly goes after an elderly gentleman who was heckling him loudly. The Kings get into the ring and look at Wilder and Williams with contempt, then huddle up in their corner.
Texpress is out next, and the Canadian crowd gives them a HUGE ovation. Chad and Zane come out and play to the crowd and make their way to the ring slapping hands and kissing babies. They step between the ropes and go nose to nose with the Kings, but the referee keeps it from getting physical. Finally, the OOWF World Tag Team Champions, Banned From Everywhere, are announced and they come out riding Drunkey and a recently returned Drunkette, while Ellie May follows behind on the Likkercycle. The champs climb into the ring and hold their titles in the air and the crowd goes BERZERK! The referee takes the titles and holds them up, then calls for the bell.
The bell hasn’t even finished ringing when the Kings attack Texpress from behind! BFE and W&W bail out of the ring and let them go at it. Reyna backs Zane into the corner and lights him up with chops across the chest. On the opposite side of the ring Allen rakes Chad’s eyes and slams him face first into the turnbuckle. The Kings try to whip Texpress into one another, but Chad and Zane do a little do-si-do and charge back into the corners clothes lining both Kings to the mat. Reyna pops to his feet and Chad lands a dropkick to his jaw that sends him out of the ring to the floor.
Zane pulls Allen to his feet and sends him to the ropes and lifts him in the air in a MILITARY PRESS he drops him to the mat, Allen slams to the mat stomach first, then pops to his knees, Chad hits the ropes and nearly KO’s the King with a SHINING WIZARD! Chad and Zane back off and call for the DOUBLE DROPKICK, but Reyna grabs Chad’s leg from the outside and pulls him under the bottom rope to the floor. When Zane turns around to see what is going on, Allen gets back to his feet and charges across the ring and nails Zane with a knee to the back that sends him between the ropes to the floor.
The Kings and Texpress brawl on the outside, the referee tries to get control of them, but they spill into the crowd and hammer one another with anything not nailed down. The referee has no choice, he starts the ten count, but neither team seems to notice at all. Ten seconds later, he calls for the bell while BFE and Williams & Wilder look on confused. The referee clarifies
Ladies and Gentlemen, Texpress and the Suicide Kings have been counted out. However….the OOWF World Tag Team Title Match will CONTINUE as a one on one match between Miranda Williams and Tommy Wilder and Banned From Everywhere! RING THE BELL!The crowd loves this idea as do the four remaining in the ring. Handshakes all around and Bill and Tommy are the legal men. Bill and Tommy lock up and Bill shoves Tommy to the mat. Tommy kips up and hits the ropes, but Bill takes him down with a shoulder block, then tries to drop an elbow, but Wilder rolls out of the way. Bill quickly gets to his feet, but Wilder grabs him in a side head lock, races to the corner tags in Miranda, then scales the turnbuckle and takes him over in a side headlock. As soon as they hit the mat, Wilder releases the move and gets to his feet and Miranda lands a STANDING MOONSAULT for a two count.
Miranda pulls Bill to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a high knee to the face on the rebound. Bill staggers back into the corner and Miranda charges in and tries a SCORPION SPLASH but Bill catches her and SWATS her to the mat! Miranda lands hard on the back of her head. Bill pulls Miranda up and hooks her and lifts her for a suplex, and keeps her up there for a long time. Bill walks over and tags in Justin and Justin heads to the top rope.
Bill falls back driving Miranda to the mat while Justin leaps and hits a WARRIOR STOMP! Justin covers, but Miranda kicks out at two. Justin waits for Miranda to get to her feet and grabs her in a headlock and points to the turnbuckle, HIGH RISK HEADLOCK right into the turnbuckle! Justin keeps hold and points to the opposite corner and runs across the ring DOUG HATES TOAST! Justin floats over and covers, but Miranda kicks out at two.
Justin pulls Miranda to her feet and tries to whip her to the ropes, but Miranda reverses it and catches him on the rebound with a SNAP POWERSLAM! Miranda gets to her feet and grabs Justin as he stands and takes him down with a Randy Orton Backbreaker. Miranda drags Justin to her corner and tags in Wilder. Miranda lands several chops to Justin’s chest, dropping him to the mat in the corner. Wilder races down the apron and scales the ropes and hits the WILD RIDE (Van Terminator without the chair). Wilder pulls Justin from the corner and covers, but somehow Justin kicks out at two.
Wilder pulls Justin to his feet and grabs him around the waist and lifts him and dumps him to the mat with a HIGH ANGLE GERMAN SUPLEX, one…..two…..thre…..NO! Bill comes in for the save just before the three count. Tommy sends Justin to the corner and tries a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but somehow Justin slips out of the hold, spins a few times too many, confusing Wilder, and finishes by PLANTING him on the mat with a DDT! Justin dives to his corner and tags in Bill.
Bill climbs to the top rope and leaps and lands the FREEBIRD! Bill covers Wilder, but now its Miranda’s turn to make the save. Bill pulls Wilder to his feet and hits the ropes and nearly takes Wilder’s head off with the MASON DIXON LINE! Bill covers again, but this time Wilder gets his foot on the bottom rope. Bill drags Wilder to the middle of the ring and tags in Justin. Justin comes in and dramatically takes off his elbow pad and throws it to the mat, then realizes he needs that and puts it back on. Then he hits the ropes and tries the SHOOTING SPARK PRESS, but Wilder gets his knees up and Justin crashes and burns!
Wilder makes the tag to Miranda and she comes into the ring and pulls him up and sweeps his legs from behind sending him right back to the mat. Miranda pounces on Justin and locks in the MIRANDA RIGHTS (dragon sleeper with the opponent stomach down on the mat). Justin howls in pain and looks like he is going to tap out, but somehow he manages to get his foot on the bottom rope breaking up the submission move.
Miranda pulls Justin to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but Justin slides between her legs on the rebound, sliding right out of the ring to the floor. Miranda follows Justin out, but Justin slides back in and runs the ropes and makes the blind tag to Bill. On the rebound Miranda charges at Justin for a clothesline, but Justin ducks, and Miranda never sees the big boot from Bill that catches her right on the jaw and dims her lights. Bill grabs Justin and they hit TAG TEAM FINISHER #1! Justin rolls off of Miranda and Bill covers, but Wilder makes the save at two.
Bill pulls a dazed Miranda to her feet and whips her hard into the corner and follows her in with a clothesline, Miranda staggers a bit and makes the blind tag to Wilder, Bill grabs Miranda and sets her on the top rope and tags in Justin. Justin charges at Bill and Bill throws him toward the corner for TTDT#1 but Miranda catches Justin with a forearm to the face that drops him into the ring! From nowhere Wilder flies in with the AIR WALK! Miranda steps to the top rope and hits a MISSILE DROPKICK on Bill, Wilder covers Justin, one…..two…..THREE! NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
WINNERS in 27:21 and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Tommy Wilder & Miranda Williams
Wilder and Williams celebrate in disbelief in the middle of the ring. They help Justin and Bill to their feet and the former champs raise their hands in victory. Handshakes and hugs all around, then BFE powders out to let Miranda and Tommy enjoy the moment.
ALEXIS DARLING vs. STANK vs. FIREWOMAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title Three Way Dance Firewoman enters first, to a rousing reaction from the fans. She climbs the turnbuckles and drinks in the cheers until they turn to boos as Stank steps onto the stage. Stank ignores the reaction, marching to the ring as though the arena was empty. If anything, the boos get even louder as the OOWF Intercontinental Champion steps onto the stage. Alexis Darling holds her championship high and stares daggers at the ring. Firewoman returns the look, and never takes her eyes off of the champion as she crosses the ring to converse with Stank. The big man doesn't look happy with whatever she says, but she persists, and eventually he nods. Alexis makes her way to the ring and holds up her championship, sparking a fresh chorus of boos, then hands the belt to referee Davis Hightower. Hightower displays the belt to the challengers and the crowd, then hands it to ringside and calls for the bell.
Fire launches herself at Alexis as soon as the bell rings while Stank hangs back in his corner. Fire slams into the champion and knocks her to the mat, hammering her with forearms. Alexis throws her off and rolls to her feet, but Fire snaps a kick into her ankle, knocking her off balance. Fire springs to her feet and nails the champion with a DDT. She hooks the leg, and gets two before Stank lifts her off. Stank tosses Fire into the corner, and while the two have words, Alexis gets up and nails Stank with a high knee to the back, driving him into Fire. Alexis grabs Stank's head and tries for the ten slam count-a-long, using Fire's skull in place of the turnbuckle. She only gets to four, however, before Stank drives an elbow into her throat. He turns and levels her with a headbutt. Stank bends to drag Alexis back to her feet, but Fire jumps off the second turnbuckle and spikes him with a bulldog. Fire rolls to her feet and Alexis greets her with a kick to the head and shoves her into the corner. The champion follows up with a series of kicks to Fire's oft-injured ribs, then snaps her over with a suplex. She hooks the leg, but Stank drops an elbow to break the pin.
Stank drags Alexis to her feet and slings her to the ropes. Alexis ducks a clothesline and comes back with a dropkick, but Stank catches it on his shoulder, staggering, but staying on his feet. Before he regains his balance, Fire drops him to one knee with a kick, then turns a head scissors into a modified DDT. Alexis attacks before she covers, but Fire moves out of the way, causing Alexis to slam into Stank. Fire grabs Alexis' arms and drags her off - Firestomp! She rolls Alexis over and covers, but Stank almost immediately kicks her off. Stank drags Fire to her feet and sends her hard into the corner, then hauls Alexis up and sends her after her. Finally, Stank gets up a head of steam and follows, crushing them both with an avalanche. He grabs Alexis around the waist and tosses her across the ring with a release German suplex, then plants Fire with a belly-to-belly suplex. Stank goes to the ropes and goes for a Stankonia 2.0, but Fire rolls out of the way. Stank lands hard, and Fire drives a kick into his chest as Alexis hits an equally brutal kick to the back. Alexis immediately rakes Fire's eyes and ducks under her arm, taking her over with a northern lights suplex. She bridges, but Fire rolls a shoulder just in time.
Alexis stomps Fire into the mat. She starts to pull her up, but Stank runs into them both with a spear. Stank pummels the champion before dragging her onto his shoulders. Alexis gets her legs free and drops off his back, trying to reverse into a dragon sleeper. Stank blocks and muscles Alexis back onto his shoulder in position for a power slam, but a superkick from Fire puts a stop to that. Stank falls back against the ropes, and Alexis drops onto the apron, pulling down the top rope. Stank tumbles over the ropes and hits the floor hard. Alexis loses her balance as well, but Fire grabs her and brings her back in with a suplex.
While Hightower checks on Stank on the floor, Christian Carter sprints down the aisle as Fire climbs the ropes for the BFE. Carter hops onto the apron and hits Fire with a punch that's clearly assisted by something. Alexis is up as Fire falls, and grabs her arms, rolling her over for a Curbstomp. As she hits it, Carter is yanked off the apron by a fan in a hoodie! The mystery person hits Carter with forearms and slams him with a headbutt, causing the hood to fall back and reveal Ecosystem. Eco grabs Carter and runs him head-first into the ring post. Alexis drops Fire and leans over the ropes, yelling at Eco as he backs up the aisle. She turns around - right into a knee from Stank. Stank lifts her up - Stank-U! Stank hooks the leg, and Hightower counts One...Two...Fire tries to break it up, but is a second too late...Three.
WINNER, and new OOWF Intercontinental Champion, in 16:47, Stank.
After the Match: Carter is back on his feet and drags Alexis out of the ring. Hightower brings the championship into the ring, but Fire takes it from him, handing it to Stank and raising his arm. Alexis watches this with a look of disgust, and it looks like she's going to get back in the ring, but Carter holds her back and drags her up the aisle.
GHOSTHEAD vs. MAI MUYO – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchSkillet’s “Hero” leads out the challenger, Mai Muyo. She still has a few scrapes from the slapping she received from her brother, but she’s not showing any ill effects. She slaps hands with the fans as she makes her way to the ring. Referee Davis Hightower moves out of the way as Mai makes her way to the corner and climbs the turnbuckles to pose for the crowd.
The arena lights go out and a soft, blue light comes on to illuminates the fog that now covers the entrance way. "Divide The Hate" by Submersed plays while a single spotlight turns on Ghosthead standing in the entrance way. He slowly walks to the ring and climbs the steps. He steps into the ring and stands in the exact center. The spotlight slowly fades and the arena lights come up.
Ring announcer Robert Johns steps to the fore.
RJ: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your main event for tonight’s Midweek Mayhem! It is one fall with a thirty minute time limit for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship! Standing in the corner to my left, she hails from Nagoya, Japan, and weighed in today at 183 pounds. She is a former OOWF Intercontinental Champion. This is MAI MUYO!”
The crowd cheers wildly.
RJ: “And in the corner to my right. He weighed in at 235 pounds and hails from Atlanta, Georgia. He is the reigning... and defending... OOWF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooorrrrrrrrrrllllllldddd... The Death Knell... GHOSTHEAD!”
The crowd is appreciative, but not like for Mai. Johns steps out and Hightower goes over the particulars. He then calls for the bell.
Standard feeling out process to begin. Collared elbow lock ups. Arm bars. Headlocks. Nothing too fancy, but everything precision-like. Chain/mat wrestling at its best; a veritable clinic is being put on by these two. The crowd is happy as well. They’re not the sports entertainment crowd that only pops at big spots.
After a few minutes of this, Ghosthead gets the advantage by getting himself out of a side headlock with a belly-to-back suplex. He stands up and immediately drops an elbow onto Mai’s chest. Then another. Then a third. GH then climbs out to the apron as Mai gets woozily to her feet. Ghosthead leaps to the top rope and springs off with a powerful lariat. Cover! ONE! TWO! Mai rolls her shoulder, but without much strength.
Ghosthead then has a few minutes of stringing together moves and pin attempts. Mai rolls or kicks out each time, but each time is less and less forceful. GH then tries the Night Terror DDT, but Mai drops to her rear-end at the last minute. An odd way to sit out of the move. It is, however, effective and Ghosthead face-plants himself.
Mai shakes the cobwebs out and goes on the offensive now for an extended set. Now it's Ghosthead who has to keep expending strength to kick out over and over. When Mai thinks she has Ghosthead ready to be put away she goes up top and attempts a Savior Splash. GH rolls out of the way at the last possible second and Mai is eating canvas this time.
Ghosthead is going up top, though he’s a bit unsteady. This might be Spectre’s Fall... but we’ll never know as Christian Carter is out and shoves Ghosthead off the top turnbuckle onto the mat.
Hightower rings the bell and will throw this one out.
This match has been declared NO CONTEST at 15:32. Still your OOWF World Heavyweight Champion... GHOSTHEAD!
Now all the Suicide Kings are out and laying the beatdown on both Mai and Ghosthead. Alexis and the Masked Man work over Mai while Jason Allen and Jose Reyna work over Ghosthead. All are getting directions from Christian Carter who occasionally helps with the beatdowns.
This doesn't last long as Firewoman, Miranda Williams, Tommy Wilder, Texpress and Drink and Destroy are out to clear the ring. Fire and Miranda help Mai up and the Murphys do the same with Ghosthead. Texpress and Wilder keep an eye on the Kings, who've climbed over the guard rails and are leaving through the crowd.
Ghosthead shakes off the helping hands and quickly climbs out of the ring and leaves the area without a how-do-you-do. The Murphys stand at the ring ropes and wonder where the gratitude is, but it’s not coming from the World Champion.
Mai on the other hand is much appreciative and thankfully the White Hats arrived in time to keep the damage to a bare minimum. Fire and Miranda raise Mai’s arms as the crowd cheers and this Mayhem is put to rest.
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