OOWF New Year’s Evil PPV!
Live! From Wakamatsu, Japan
HK DRAGON vs. MERCURY vs. SHASHWAT MISHRA vs. SERAPH – Winner gets an IC title shot on 01-11Dragon (Capellan) comes to the ring first, and gets mixed reactions. Some have seen his US work and cheer; others remember his time in Japan and boo lustily. In short order Mercury, Mishra and Seraph make it to the ring. This is not a tornado match; all four men are sent to their respective corners. HK Dragon and Mishra start things off. They circle, and lock up, SM goes right to the eyes which staggers HKD for a moment, but he recovers quickly and hits a bicycle kick that catches SM in the head and sends him to the mat. As SM gets to his feet HKD grabs him and sends him to the ropes, and follows him in with a clothesline that takes them both over the top rope. This is the cue for the other two to get involved, Mercury comes over and grabs HKD and hits an Unprettier on the floor and rolls HKD back into the ring. Mishra and Seraph brawl around ringside, Seraph’s expression does not change at all when SM grabs a chair and slams it across his head. Inside the ring, Mercury spring boards into the ring and hits a leg drop. Mercury covers but he is not the legal man so there is no count. On the outside, Seraph gets the upper hand with a series of brutal chops that sends SM back into the ring; he rolls into the ring and walks right into a Mercury super kick. With both men down, Mercury grabs HKD and pulls him to his corner, HKD comes to his senses and reaches up and tags Mercury into the ring. Merc climbs the ropes and hits a flying elbow on Mishra, but he moves out of the way and Merc eats canvas. Mishra pulls Mercury to his feet and hits a backbreaker buster. When Mishra gets to his feet, Seraph reaches out and tags himself in. Mishra looks annoyed; Seraph’s expression does not change in the least. Seraph comes in, pulls Mercury to his feet and DESTROYS him with a fisherman’s brain buster. Seraph pulls a limp Mercury to his feet and holds his hand out for Mishra to tag, Mishra tags himself in and the two go at it again. They brawl around the ring, inside the ring and out. After several minutes of intense brawling, both men are bloody and battered, the ref has lost control, Seraph dodges a chair shot and grabs Mishra by the throat and chokes him. The ref has had enough and calls for the bell. HK Dragon and Mercury look confused, the ref confers with the announcer and it is announced.
Seraph and Shashwat Mishra have been disqualified, and are ordered to the back, the match will resume as a one on one match between Mercury and HK DragonMercury turns to face HKD and Dragon levels him with a clothesline. The two put on a technical display for several minutes. The end comes when HKD sets Mercury up for a superplex; Mercury blocks it and knocks HKD to the mat with head buts. Mercury climbs to the top and tries a shooting star press, but HKD moves out of the way! Mercury slams to the mat, dazed. HKD pulls him to his feet and hits a victory roll and gets a three count.
WINNER in 31:09 HK Dragon
AUSTRAROO vs. CANADIAN DRAGONRoo and CD lock up in the middle of the ring, Roo breaks the lock up and leaps and catches CD in the face with a drop kick that sends CD to a corner. Roo charges in and catches CD with a monkey flip to the middle of the ring, CD lands on his feet, turns and tries a spin kick, but Roo ducks and sweeps CD’s leg knocking him to the mat. Roo hits the ropes and tries rolling thunder, but CD rolls out of the way and gets to his feet and hits a drop kick to Austraroo’s face while he is on the mat. CD is to his feet first and pulls Aust up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a tilt-a-whirl back breaker and covers for a two count. Austraroo bridges out of the pin attempt and hits the ropes and catches CD with a head scissors that sends him out of the ring, Austraroo pauses for a second, then dashes toward the ropes and hits a perfect Senton splash to CD on the outside. Austraroo pulls CD up and rolls him back into the ring. Aust waits on the apron and spring boards in, CD catches him at the last second with a super kick right under the jaw. CD covers, but can’t keep the Austraroo down. The action continues at a furious pace that whips the Japanese fans into a frenzy. In one sequence, CD whips Austraroo into the corner and follows him, Aust springs up on the turnbuckle and lands behind CD and rolls him up from behind for a two count, CD kicks out, sending Aust to the corner, where he once again scales the ropes and lands a perfect moonsault onto a standing CD for another two count. Dragon is easily out of the pin attempt and springs to his feet, Austraroo staggers him with a couple of forearms to the head and tries a release German suplex, but CD lands on his feet, when Austraroo turns around Dragon catches him with a Dragon kick that sends him into the ropes, CD whips Aust to the far ropes, catches him with boot to the mid section and follows it up with a double arm DDT. CD hits the ropes and connects with a Dragon sault that gets another tow count. Dragon climbs the ropes and waits for Austraroo to get to his feet, when he does, CD launches a missile drop kick, but Austraroo side steps the move and CD slams to the mat. Roo gets to his feet and sets up for the Roo kick. The crowd cheers with anticipation, Dragon gets to on knee, tries to clear his head, then gets to his feet, at the last second he sees the Roo Kick coming and ducks, he grabs Austraroo from behind, breaks down his knees and locks on the Dragon Sleeper. Roo fights it, trying to get to the ropes, he almost makes it, but just before he can reach the ropes, his body goes limp and the ref calls for the bell.
WINNER in 21:44 Canadian Dragon
FIRECHILD vs. SOULDRAGONFC comes to the ring first to the boos of the crowd, he smirks at them and relaxes in the corner. SD comes out next, sprints to the ring and goes right after FC. FC bails out of the ring and keeps SD away from him. Every time FC gets on the apron to get back into the ring, SD charges and FC drops to the floor. SD is getting visibly frustrated, he finally lets FC get to the ring and approaches to lock up, FC gouges SD’s eyes, slaps him across the face, and spits in his face. SD goes ballistic. He unleashes a couple of chops on FC that are brutal, then takes him to the mat with a double leg take down and brutalizes him with forearms to the face. The ref tries to pull SD off of FC and threatens him with a DQ, SD breaks the onslaught and glares at the ref backing him into the corner. In the middle of the ring FC has gotten to his knees, SD rushes across the ring and punts FC in the ribs. Firechild slides under the bottom rope trying to catch his breath, SoulDragon pursues him out of the ring, since this is an Onslaught rules match, the ref warns both men to keep it in the ring. SD pursues FC around the ring pelting him with shots to the back of the head. FC gets some separation with a kick to the midsection, but SD is quickly after him again. SD charges at FC, but Firechild catches him with a drop toe hold that sends SD’s head into the steel steps with a sickening thud that silences the crowd. Firechild rolls back into the ring and explains to the ref that it was not intentional, he didn’t know the steps were that close, yeah right. On the outside, SD is slowly starting to stir, as he climbs to the apron, we see a large blood stain on his mask. SD has taken several shots to the head over the last few weeks, so that cannot be a good sign. FC catches SD on the apron and suplexes him into the ring, but instead of a normal suplex, FC takes a stem backward and turns it into a slingshot suplex and covers for a two count. FC knows he is in control now and methodically takes apart SoulDragon, letting him get to his feet before taking him down with a clothesline. FC taunts the Japanese crowd as he toys with SD. It nearly backfires when SD catches FC with a European uppercut that takes FC completely off his feet. SD gets fired up by the crowd and pummels FC with kicks and punches to the head. SD whips FC to the ropes and catches him with a spinning heel kick that sends FC to the floor. FC hits the floor hard and is sitting with his back to the apron, he reaches under the ring and grabs something but keeps it hidden from view. When SD reaches between the ropes and grabs FC by the hair, FC swings the object, a lead pipe, and catches SD right on top of the head. SD obstructed the ref’s view so he didn’t see a thing. SD collapses to the mat, FC ditches the pipe and rolls into the ring. FC pulls SD up, hits the Wings of Phoenix, covers and gets the three count
WINNER in 14:49 Firechild
AMERICAN ELK vs. SIRIRAMAmerican Elk (MHJ) comes to the ring to a mix of cheers and boos (the Japanese love them some violence!) Siriram comes out next and the two meet in the middle of the ring. They lock eyes, Jack smirks, but Siriram remains unfazed. The ref calls for the bell, Siriram circles for the lock up, but Jack just slowly backs into the corner and slumps to a seat in the corner and dares Siriram to come after him. Siriram looks at the ref for an explanation, crosses his arms and remains defiantly in the middle of the ring. After a minute or so of this, Jack laughs and does the Jake Roberts stand up in the corner and walks to the middle of the ring. Finally the two lock up and Siriram grabs an arm ringer, Jack immediately gets to the ropes and forces the break. Jack eyes Siriram carefully, and the two lock up again. Siriram pushes Jack back into the corner, and the ref calls for a clean break, Siriram gives it, but Jack nails Siriram with a punch to the nose. Siriram looks annoyed but maintains his composure. Another lock up in the middle of the ring, this time Siriram goes behind Jack with a waist lock, Jack tries to break the hold, but can’t so he lunges for the ropes. The ref calls for the break, but instead of breaking, Siriram hits a release belly to back suplex, Jack crashes down on the back of his head. Siriram covers, but only gets tow, and Jack bails out of the ring. Jack taunts Siriram from the outside, but Siriram remains in the ring. Finally Jack slides under the ropes and once again they lock up, Jack grabs a side head lock, but Siriram shoves him to the ropes and takes him down with a shoulder block. Jack gets to his feet, and ducks a clothesline attempt, grabs Siriram and takes him down with a short arm clothesline of his own. Jack mounts Siriram and pounds away, but Siriram quickly reverses it, but instead of throwing punches, he grabs Jack’s arm and locks on a fujiwara arm bar. Jack quickly makes it to the ropes to force the break. The match continues like this for the next ten minutes, Jack tries to turn it into a brawl, but Siriram keeps it a wrestling match, taking Jack down and frustrating him with wrestling moves. Finally Jack is able to turn the tables a bit when he catches Siriram with a knee lift as he is charging into the corner. With Siriram on the mat, Jack applies the rarely-used-by-him Indian Death Lock. Siriram works to make it to the ropes, Jack keeps the hold on until the ref threatens a DQ. Jack briefly maintains the advantage and plants Siriram with a DDT, but Siriram gets his feet on the ropes to break the pin. While Jack is arguing with the ref, Siriram gets to his feet and catches Jack with a belly to belly suplex and a two count. Siriram hauls Jack up for a suplex, Jack slips out of it, lands on his feet behind Siriram and nails a heart punch. Siriram crumples to the mat, Jack rolls him up, grabs some tights, AND puts his feet on the ropes and gets a three count.
WINNER in 12:10 Moosehead Jack
After the match Siriram complains to the ref, but the ref didn’t see a thing. Siriram attacks Jack from behind and locks on the Citizen Erased! Jack struggles, and appears to be on the verge of unconsciousness when we hear familiar music
ESTABLISH POWER, ESTABLISH CONTROL, ESTABLISHMENT!
Grunt, LI, Endo and Morte hit the ring and attack Siriram. Grunt drops a massive elbow across the back of his head, and pulls him up, LI hits a thrust kick that catches Siriram just under the jaw and sends him staggering to the corner. Grunt charges in and hits a massive avalanche, and just to finish things off, Morte and Endo hit the ESTABLISH AUTHORITY! They help Jack to his feet and they celebrate in the center of the ring, to the cheers of the Japanese fans, after all the Japanese fans like some violence!
PHIL vs. THE DARK STALLIONThe Dark Stallion (Chris Cole) walks right up to the much larger Phil and slaps him across the face. Phil grabs TDS by the throat and lifts him in a double choke. The ref calls for the bell and the match is official, and immediately the ref starts the five count of doom on Phil. TDS frees himself with a scientific thumb to the eye. Phil drops TDS and he gasps fro breath, Phil staggers into a corner and tries to restore his vision. TDS approaches the corner, Phil still cannot quite see. TDS pauses for a moment, then asks the ref to check on Phil, as soon as the ref steps in, Phil grabs him and choke slams him to the mat, the ref is DEAD!! Phil quickly realizes what has happened, and goes on the attack, backing Stallion into the corner and doubling him over with a brutal knee to the mid section. Phil scoops TDS up, and ties him in the tree of woe. Phil backs to the opposite corner and gets a running start and plows into the corner driving a knee right into TDS sternum. For good measure Phil climbs the corner and stands on TDS nads. Stallion screams in pain, another referee has finally hit the ring and he starts the count and Phil is forced to break. Stallion bails out of the ring, clutching at his jewels. Phil follows him out, scoops him up and slams him on the floor. Phil looks at the apron and then back to Stallion, he climbs to the apron and tries the Nestea Plunge, but at the last second Stallion moves out of the way. The back of Phil’s head slams into the concrete knocking him goofy. Stallion rolls into the ring, content to take a count out win. The ref starts the count, Phil gets to his feet at seven and is just able to beat the count in before the ten count. Stallion goes to work, making sure to keep the much bigger Phil on the mat. Meanwhile the first referee is still apparently out cold on the floor. TDS spends several minutes working over Phil, nearly getting a submission by using a full nelson/camel clutch combo, but Phil was just too massive, Stallion could not lock his fingers and Phil was able to power out of it. Stallion pulls Phil to his feet and whips him to the ropes, but Phil reverses it and hits a high back body drop. TDS quickly gets to his feet and eats a choke slam. Phil calls for his signature move, and the crowd goes nuts. TDS gets to his feet and Phil hits the UNDEAD ASTRO PLUNDER BUSTER!!! The Dark Stallion is DEAD! The fans goes crazy as Phil climbs to the top rope, what on earth is he doing? Phil leaps and hits a ZOMBIESAULT!!!! One, Two, Three!! This one is over! Stallion may really be dead!
WINNER in…..
Before the announcement can be made the first ref finally recovers and makes it back into the ring, he waves off the win, Phil and the second ref look confused. The refs confer and it is announced that the first ref has disqualified Phil for the choke slam!
WINNER in 9:42 by DQ The Dark Stallion
Phil grabs the first ref and gives him an UNDEAD ASTRO PLUNDER BUSTER! He turns to Stallion, but Firechild has hit the ring and pulls him to safety.
KID CHUNKY vs. CORAX – Best of Seven Series, Match 1Kid Chunky (Thim) won the coin toss, so he gets to pick the stips for the first match. Thim decided on a straight Onslaught match, only with two referees, one inside the ring, and one around the outside to prevent Corax from using any weapons. Corax comes to the ring, surprisingly not arguing with himself about anything. Corax stands defiantly in the center of the ring daring Chunky to meet him in the center for a change. Chunky smirks at Corax and slowly walks to the center of the ring to meet him, as soon as he gets there, Corax unloads a backhand slap across the face, then takes Chunky off his feet with a double leg take down. Corax tries to work the leg, but Chunky is quickly to his feet and escapes with an enzuguri. Chunky grabs Corax and takes him to the mat with a fireman’s carry, then locks on the stump puller. Corax is desperate, he cannot possibly get to the ropes, so he does the only thing he can, he rakes Chunky’s eyes, which draws a warning from the referee and sends KC stumbling to the corner. Corax gets to his feet and whips KC to the opposite corner and follows him in with a stinger splash. As KC staggers out, Corax hits a diamond cutter and gets a two count. Corax remains on the offensive for a few minutes, working over Chunky’s legs with kicks and Dragon Leg Whips. The tide turns for Corax when KC reverses a whip to the ropes and catches Corax with a one man 3D. Now Chunky takes over, using power moves to destroy Corax. Corax gets a momentary break with another rake to the eyes (drawing a second warning from the ref, one more and he gets DQ’d) Corax scales the ropes and tries a cross body block, but KC catches him and turns it into a flying Samoan Drop. Corax slides under the ropes and falls to the floor. On the outside Corax has had enough, he shoves the outside referee aside and grabs a chair and head back into the ring. Kid Chunky is just getting to his feet, Corax raises the chair, but before he can swing it, the outside ref leaps on the apron and grabs the chair. Corax spins around to see what is going on, the ref snatches the chair away and throws it aside, then leaps to the floor. Corax stares in disbelief. Behind him Chunky has gotten to his feet and is waiting for Corax to turn around, just as he does, Chunky hits the ropes, builds up a running start, and catches Corax right in the temple with a running palm thrust that sends Corax through the ropes and to the floor. Corax hits the floor hard and is not moving. Chunky backs up into the corner and crosses his arms and waits. The ref starts the ten count, Corax starts to get to his feet, but collapses and gets counted out.
WINNER in 18:29 by count out – Kid Chunky (Thim leads the best of seven series 1-0)
DONOVAN VIPER vs. #1 GOOD GUY USA FRIEND vs. MICROPLAY#1 Good Guy USA Friend, known to us as Hardbody Harris, comes to the ring first and is embraced by the Japanese crowd. DONOVAN Viper comes out next and gets a bit of a mixed reaction. Microplay comes out to resounding boos. Microplay and HH go nose to nose, Harris looks amused. From behind Viper gives Microplay a death elbow and throws him through the ropes to the floor and then stands nose to nose with Harris. Harris and Viper slowly circle each other, as they are about to lock up, Microplay flies from the top rope and takes HH down with a double axe handle to the back of the head, then turns to DV and levels him with a clothesline. MP falls on DV and hammers away with shots to the face, from the corner of his eye he sees HH getting back to his feet, so he leaps up and takes HH over the top rope with a clothesline. When he turns around Viper is on his feet and he charges at MP, Micro ducks and hits an atomic drop on MP that sends him over the top rope to the floor. MP celebrates for a second, to the boos of the crowd, when he turns around HH grabs him and tosses him into the corner and unleashes a barrage of chops. DONOVAN Viper tries to attack HH from behind, but Harris side steps the attack and pins Viper in the corner as well and brutalizes him with chops too. Harris takes a few steps back, and when DV staggers out of the corner, he scoops him and slams him to the mat, MP follows, staggering out of the corner HH kicks him low and hits a fame-asser and makes the cover, but it is broken up by Viper at two. Donnie mounts HH (not like that you sick FREAKS!) and pounds away at his head. The ref tries to pull DV off of HH but has no luck, it appears that he is about to call for the bell when MP hits DV from behind with a clothesline to the back of the head. The match continues like this for over a half an hour. No one is able to get a distinct advantage and even two counts are hard to come by. The turning point comes with Harris flat on his back after taking a Sidewinder from Donovan Viper. As soon as he hit it, MP leveled Viper with a pendulum backbreaker. MP scales the ropes going for a flying elbow on a prone HH. As he gets to the top, DONOVAN Viper gets to his feet and falls against the ropes, crotching MP on the top. Viper pulls MP down and ties him in the tree of woe, and kicks him in the mouth a couple of times and taunts him. MP is helpless. Meanwhile, behind Viper’s back, HH has recovered and is now on his feet, Viper turns around and walks right into a TO BE EDITED IN LATER! Harris covers and gets a three count as MP watches helplessly upside down in the corner.
WINNER in 47:41 #1 Good Guy USA Friend!
After the match as the referee is working to free MP, Harris mounts the opposite corner turnbuckle and celebrates with the fans, DV hits the ring and wraps a chain around his elbow and pulls HH off the top rope, turns him in the corner, and hits repeated Death Elbows! Harris collapses into the corner, but Viper doesn’t stop, as if he is possessed or something! Harris takes at least a dozen elbow shots to the face, he is a bloody mess. Finally the ref frees MP and sees what is going on, he tries to stop Viper, but Viper nails the ref with a death elbow as well. Viper slides out of the ring and grabs a chair and slams it down across Harris’ face, then pulls a nearly unconscious Harris to his feet and hits a side winder on the chair. Officials flood the ring and stop Viper and chase him to the back. Harris gets the stretcher ride to the back
EMPTY TEAM vs. BURAK DOGU – Barbed Wire Fence MatchBoth teams enter the cage and glare at each other. The difference between this and a normal cage match is that the cage is constructed with wood with barbed wire wrapped all around it instead of chain link, also there are no ropes, it is all barbed wire. The bell rings and Armageddon begins. UnderDawg attacks Jack, kicks him low and immediately pulls him to the side and rakes his head across the wire. GatorBait tries to make the save but he is cut off by Blackdragon, who nails him with a forearm to the side of the head. BD drags GB to the opposite side of the ring and drops him throat first on the top rope – which remember is not a rope, but rather barbed wire, GB ends up with a nasty gash on his neck, but seems to have narrowly avoided the jugular. BD pulls the tape from around his wrist and wraps it around GM’s throat and chokes him out, causing blood to spurt from the wound in his neck. On the opposite side of the ring, UD is tearing at Jack’s head, Jack is already bleeding heavily. Jack hits a lot blow on UD and grabs him by the head and throws him head first into one of the wooden supports that holds the barbed wire. The wood breaks, and we see Dawg has a large wooden splinter in his forehead, and blood pouring down his head. Jack pulls the piece of wood free and pummels Dawg with it. He sees Dragon choking Gator out, and swings the piece of wood wildly catching BD in the mouth. Dragon spits out a gob of blood, and what appears to be a few teeth as well. Jack mounts Gator and repeatedly jabs him in the head with the piece of wood. Before long, all four men are pouring blood. This one cannot possibly last long, they will die from blood loss first. UnderDawg and BD grab Jack and hit a double choke slam, but instead of slamming him to the canvas, they throw him into the barbed wire “cage” Jack actually sticks to the wire, before falling to the mat, his back full of sickening bloody gashes. When UD turns toward GatorBait, GB kicks the big man low and drops him with a DDT. BD tries to attack with a spinning heel kick, but GB ducks it and locks on the tazz mission! With the massive blood loss, BD could not possibly last long. UD makes the save just as BD was fading. UD gets to his feet and dodges an attempted Call of the Wild, Jack and Gator collide, UD presses Jack and throws him into the cage, which finally gives way and Jack hits the floor. Since it is pin or submission only, Jack hitting the floor does not count. Gator is finally on his feet, he tries to set up BD for the CHOMP! But UD attacks him from behind. BD leaves the cage through the hole created by Jack and grabs a chair. Apparently all is legal here. BD hits the ring and warps the chair on Gator’s head, UD scoops him up and hits a Fireplug Driver and covers and gets a blood soaked three count.
WINNERS in 22:59 BURAK DOGU
TIGER MASK IV vs. THE GREAT NAKAGAININ – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchNakagainin comes to the ring first, the fans cheer out of respect. As he stands in the middle of the ring soaking in what he appears to believe are Hogan-esque cheers, one of the ring attendant geisha’s begins to remove his jacket. Of course Nakagainin flakes about it, tries to twist away and ends up hopelessly twisted in the jacket with his arms trapped behind him, he tries to run, but falls to the mat, and the geisha falls on top of him. A ref appears and counts three. Finally after several minutes, Nakagainin is freed from his jacket. He escapes to the corner, but already looks spent. Tiger Mask IV (EOM) comes to the ring next, with his normal pomp and circumstance, as he gets to the ring he grabs the mic and speaks:
I am sure you are all wondering why I chose The Great Nakagainin, known to us in the OOWF as Justin Sane, for a title match. After all, the man has only been in the OOWF for a short time, and to be quite honest, he hasn’t really done anything of note, certainly nothing to warrant my attention. You see, the reason Eric O’Mac has decided to take this match is because Eric O’Mac wants to send a message to all the “wrestlers” in the Onslaught division. Eric O’Mac is, quite simply, the best there is. Now, even though the OOWF refuses to acknowledges my greatness, I have decided to give you, the people of Japan, a look at greatness.Eric then goes through the opening match ritual, demanding that TGN is checked thoroughly for foreign objects, and ordering the ref to check the ring ropes to ensure they have the proper tension. Finally after almost ten minutes the ref finally calls for the bell. The Great Nakagainin walks to the center of the ring and offers his hand, Tiger Mask IV looks at him and shakes his head, then offers his hand, but pulls it away at the last second and laughs. The two lock up, and TGN grabs a side head lock, and takes TMIV to the mat and gets a two count before TMIV rolls his shoulder. TGN leaps to his feet and celebrates, the ref explains that it was only a two count. It takes a few seconds for it to register, and when TGN turns around he eats a spin kick to the mouth from TMIV. Tiger pulls TGN to his feet and whips him to the ropes and lands a perfect drop kick to the mouth that sends TGN to the floor. TMIV bounds off the far ropes and feigns a suicide dive over the top rope, TGN ducks, then gets to his feet and points to his head, inside the ring TMIV hits the ropes again and this time slides through with a baseball slide that catches TGN in the back of the head and sends him staggering up the ramp before falling on his face. Inside the ring Tiger Mask IV celebrates to the boos of the crowd. On the outside The Great Nakagainin collects himself, gets to his feet and makes his way back into the ring. As soon as he gets in the ring, Tiger grabs a side head lock, takes him over to the mat, then drops several knees onto TGN’s face. Tiger locks on a reverse chin lock and puts his feet on the ropes to add pressure to the move and cut off TGN’s air supply. TGN flails about wildly but it takes several times for the ref to catch it, finally the ref calls for the break. Eric dominates the match, keeping TGN on the mat most of the time. The Great Nakagainin finally gets in a little bit of offense when he slips (some would say falls) out of a suplex attempt by Tiger Mask IV, TGN goes wild with a series of chops and punches, that really have little impact. He then grabs Tiger by the head and heads to the corner for an Acid Drop, Tiger puts on the breaks and shoves TGN to the corner chest first, as he staggers backward out of the corner, Tiger levels him with an enzuguri. Tiger pulls him to his feet and hits a spinning heel kick that catches TGN right in the mouth and sends him to the middle of the ring. Tiger Mask IV leaps to the ropes and hits a five star frog splash onto a prone TGN. TMIV covers, but pulls TGN up at two, which draws a warning from the ref, then pulls him to his feet, hits a Juvi Driver, then scales the ropes again and hits a second fiver star frog splash, and this time takes the three count
WINNER in 11:13 Tiger Mask IV
THE SUPER AMAZING MEGA TURBO SPECIAL HAPPY DANCING TIGER DRAGON PANDAS vs. WCW vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE – OOWF World Tag Team Title Bamboo Scaffold MatchAfter a short intermission, the house lights come up for the World Tag Team Title Match – and the crowd is greeted with an amazing site – made ENTIRELY of bamboo and rope, a 20’ high scaffold has been constructed around the ring, complete with a bamboo roof (floor)! Hanging another 18’ above THAT are the tag team belts! And remember folks – the teams involved have NOT seen the structure yet!
First out are the Chickenshit Heels, who look to be a little shook up at the sight of the bamboo scaffold. Second are Drink and Destroy – they stop at the top of the ramp and raise their arms to salute the crowd – when they turn to the scaffold both FFC and Stank gawk for a second and Stank very clearly says “What The Fuck.” The Devil’s Brigade is next, O’Neil and Camby are looking confident, though Camby seems to get a little pale when he looks up at the overall height where the belts hang. Then it is the OOWF Tag Team Champs turn to come out to ringside! Westgaard points at the scaffold and turns to Wilder – “You ARE nuts – you know that?” Wilder grins, shrugs, and then wCw turns to the crowd and raises the belts up high! However, Wilder gets a grimace of pain when he raises his arms – something that all the opponents are sure to notice – Westgaard looks concerned and says something to Wilder, who just waves him off and climbs into the ring…
The bell rings – AND LET’S GET IT ON!!!
ALL six challengers immediately charge wCw, with O’Neil, Al Capps and FFC targeting Wilder and Stank, Camby and Johnny A. keeping Westgaard occupied. O’Neil cracks Wilder in the side with a jab and from Wilder’s reaction, he’s definitely hurt – so FFC drops him with a belly to belly suplex! Al waits for FFC to roll free and then drops 3 hard elbows on the injured champ. Meanwhile, Camby, Adrenaline and Stank are pummeling Westgaard, who still manages to get in a couple of shots, when Camby and Stank pick The Birdman up for a pancake, right into a face plant by Adrenaline! The champs are down, and might be eliminated before the match really gets started! O’Neil and FFC are keeping Wilder down when FFC notices that AA is starting to climb the scaffold behind their backs – FFC grabs Al and slams him to the mat, then follows with a splash! O’Neil is satisfied that TW isn’t going anywhere, and sprints over to deliver a running kick to the side of FFC’s head! Camby spots his partner’s move, and delivers a wicked clothesline to Stank, dropping the big man to the canvas. Johnny gets out of Tokyo fast, going for the scaffold. Looks like the alliances are over and it’s every team for itself! O’Neil stays on FFC, who still has AA trapped underneath him – O’Neil peppers both with shots to the head until FFC is able to roll clear and cover, pushing TO off with a foot to the chest. O’Neil gets to his feet and homes in on Wilder again, winding up for another punch to the ribs when JW Westgaard comes flying across the ring and Crosschecks the Irishman into the scaffold, bouncing O’Neil’s head off the bamboo! The impact make the entire structure shudder – Johnny Adrenaline holds on for dear life – but the scaffold seems solid still. Westgaard rolls his partner into a corner and out of harms’ way, and turns his sights back to O’Neil.
Camby and Stank are throwing haymakers at each other, neither one is doing much to block the other, but both powerhouses are absorbing most of the others’ attack – until Camby gives up on the fists and bull-rushes Stank, putting them both into the ring ropes – AND the scaffold! This time it catches Adrenaline by surprise, and the sudden quake knocks him from his perch and he fall hard to the mat! Camby and Stank roll to the outside under the scaffold’s bars, continuing their mutual assault. AA is up and delivers a running knee to FFC before the Pride of Fresno can get to his feet, knocking him down again. The Chickenshit Heel follows this up with a questionably low leg-drop. Before he can follow up, Westgaard is over like a man possessed, hitting a Crosscheck on Capps, who bounces off the bamboo and crashes to the mat, stunned. Westgaard offers a hand to FFC, helps the D&D member to his feet, say “This is for Wilder.” – KICKS FFC in the gut and hits a modified swinging bulldog, dropping Capslocks’ body right on Attitude Adjuster in the process! Johnny A. has picked himself off the mat, and starts over to the scaffold for another try – he gets one foot on the scaffold when a hand reaches from the floor outside the ring and grabs his left foot – Camby climbs into the ring, still holding JA’s foot with a look of murder in his eyes…until JA puts the lights out with a enziguri! Adrenaline takes a moment to drop a knee on the back on Camby’s head, and starts back up the scaffold – online to have another hand reach from the outside and grab his foot! This time a bloodied Stank pulls him down – JA goes for the enziguri again, but Stank ducks the move and turns the momentum into a dragon screw leg-whip, nearly snapping JA’s knee! FFC is back to his feet, and locks up with JW – is able to over power Westgaard and pushes him into the corner, and starts to hit some body shots on the Champ. O’Neil has managed to get to one knee, when Tommy Wilder is over with a straight kick to the head! TO is face down on the mat, Wilder grab either arm, pulling back while standing on O’Neil’s back! It’s obvious this is hurting Wilder as much as O’Neil so TW turns the hold into the CURBSTOMP, driving TO’s face back into the mat with a pair of brutal stomps to the back of the head! Before he can follow up, Wilder is dropped with a kick to the ribs by AA, who whips Wilder into the far corner – then starts up the scaffold!
Camby has started up the scaffold on the opposite side of the ring, while Stank drops elbow after elbow on JA’s back, who rolls out of the ring to get away. FFC yells for Stank to climb, but stank looks hesitantly at the bamboo poles and tells FFC “You do it!” Capslock is busy with Westgaard, so Stank charges over and hits JW with a chop and says “I got him – YOU go!” FFC hits Westgaard and yells “No, YOU go!” Stank refuses, and yanks Westgaard out of the corner and into a sidewalk slam to keep busy. FFC, visibly ticked off, starts up the scaffold, gingerly at first – but it seems to be taking his weight. Stank spots O’Neil starting to climb the bamboo, and rushes over to make sure to team has a numeric advantage up top – O’Neil sees him coming and leaps from the top turnbuckle into a Lou Thez press, staggering Stank, and then O’Neil hits a Wicked Left Hook – Stank staggers back toward the rope, O’Neil still on his shoulders – when Westgaard and Wilder are over with a double dropkick, sending Stank into the ropes! O’Neil manages to grab hold of a pole before the big man goes over, and Stank is hung up – trapped between a bamboo pole and the ropes by his leg and hanging upside down!
Wilder is down hurting again, and Westgaard is over to check on his partner, but Wilder shoves him off and signals for him to go up the scaffold. Meanwhile, Johnny A is back on his feet, and is delivering a series of kicks to Stank’s head. Stank is helpless at this point, and bleeding worse than before. Johnny then goes under the ring and finds a spare bamboo pole – and then he proceeds to cane Stank like a Singapore Litterbug! Satisfied that Stank isn’t going anywhere, JA gets in the ring and starts up the scaffold. While all this has gone on, Camby and AA have locked up partway to the top of the scaffold, and only Camby’s apparent dislike of heights is preventing him from bringing his full strength to bear, which allows AA to get free. Al is first to the top, and start taking the boots to Camby as the Devil’s Brigade’s powerhouse tries to get to the top. Al is desperate to drop Camby, and doesn’t notice FFC climbing up the opposite side until the Pride of Fresno reaches the top! AA grabs one of the ladders stationed on top of the scaffold and tries to brain FFC with it, but the move is blocked and FFC grabs the end of the ladder and starts to push AA toward the edge. By this time BOTH Camby and O’Neil have made it to the top, so the Devil’s Brigade is the only team with both members on top of the scaffold.
FFC and AA look at each other and drop the ladder – AA going after O’Neil, FFC after Camby. It doesn’t take long before FFC cracks Camby’s head against the top of a bamboo pole, drawing blood. On the other side of the scaffold, O’Neil is getting the upper hand on AA, and lines up the Wicked Left Hook when Johnny Adrenaline grabs his foot, distracting O’Neil long enough for AA to give him a kick to the Lucky Charms – those Irish Eyes aren’t smiling now! Down at ring level, Stank is trying to get himself free, but his movements are getting weaker from loss of blood, the beating by Adrenaline and hanging upside down. Then the crowd start to go Wild – the competitors up top can’t see it, but Tommy Wilder is back to his feet, and starting to slowly climb the scaffold!
AA helps JA get on top, and while Camby and FFC are tied up with each other, they grab a ladder and set it up in the middle of the bamboo floor - AA motions for JA to get the belts while he keeps an eye on FFC and Camby – what he misses in JW Westgaard getting to the top and hitting THE LADDER with the Crosscheck! Adrenaline goes flying, only being stopped from going over the edge when he slams into FFC and Camby. FFC starts to go over the edge, and grabs one of the upright poles, and Camby grabs FFC and hangs on for dear life! The structure can’t take the strain, and with a snapping sound, some of the ropes break and the whole tower stats listing to one side! Camby is in a near panic, trying to get back to the side of the scaffold. FFC starts kicking Camby, who is screaming for him to stop – but a last kick to the head makes Camby let go and crash to the floor – Harper isn’t moving after that landing! Now O’Neil is back to his feet, and lands a running basement dropkick on FFC – the added strain causes the bamboo upright to snaps, and FFC tumbles to the floor below! It looks like both members of Drink and Destroy are out of the match! AA has once again locked up with Westgaard, keeping him busy while JA sets the ladder back up. JA gets the ladder set up and O’Neil is there with a rabbit punch, and JA goes down like his strings have been cut!
Attitude Adjuster and Westgaard are doing their best to get position on the less than ideal foot of the swaying platform, when AA goes for a wild swing, and Westgaard hooks the arm and turns it into a standing cross face chicken wing! AA is already turning red from the pressure, but Westgaard doesn’t see Tommy O’Neil coming from behind, loading up for a Wicked Left Hook – but at the last second, O’Neil get spun around by Tommy Wilder, who has manager to get to the top of the scaffold! O’Neil hit Wilder with a body punch, and Wilder looks like he almost passed out, O’Neil grins and loads up the Left Hook again, but Wilder blocks, points skyward, and hits The Varial Slam! The whole scaffold starts swaying again, but O’Neil is busted open and is out like a light! Wilder gets to one knee, and he is bleeding badly from the mouth and looking more than a little pale – those ribs are really bad now! Westgaard takes a second to look at Wilder, and AA is able to hit a surprise STO on the Birdman! AA then sets the ladder back up – Westgaard is to his feet – so is Adrenaline. Wilder then yells “HOLD THE LADDER, BIRD! And with a desperate burst of energy, Tommy Wilder is up the ladder, but instead of going for the belts, he launches himself over the top of the ladder, hurtling into The Chickenshit Heels with a corkscrew plancha, taking all three men over the edge and crashing through the announcers’ table! The arena goes suddenly silent for a second, then suddenly everyone realizes that JW Westgaard is all alone at the top of the scaffold! He climbs to the top, unhooks the belts and VERY carefully climbs down to check on his partner! WINNERS - AND STILL OOWF TAG CHAMPIONS IN 63:28 – wCw – WESTGAARD AND WILDER!
Post match – Trainers help Stank, FFC, Camby, Attitude Adjuster, Johnny Adrenaline to the back – Wilder seems to be bleeding internally and is taken out on a stretcher. O’Neil and Westgaard are able to walk out on their own – though both are bloody. O’Neil is screaming at Westgaard “This isn’t over you wanka – “arper and I are comin’ for ye belts!” Westgaard isn’t paying any attention, instead following the trainers who are taking Wilder to the back.
APOCALYPSE vs. CHRIS ALT vs. MR. JEALOUS vs. UNCLE ENTITY – OOWF Intercontinental Title Cage MatchThis one starts out quickly, Entity attacks Apocalypse and sends him crashing into the cage, Jealous turns to attack Apocalypse as well, and eats a clothesline from Chris Alt. Alt goes crazy, leveling everyone in sight. He whips Jealous to the ropes and drops him with a spine buster. Entity charges at him and Alt lands a Samoan drop. Finally he and Apocalypse square off, Apocalypse tries a whip, Alt reverses it and catches Apocalypse with a spine buster that he immediately turns into a Boston crab. Before he can get a submission, Jealous comes off the ropes and nearly cuts Alt in half with a spear. Jealous then pulls Uncle Entity to his feet and presses him over his head and throws him into the cage like a dart. Entity hits high on the cage and then falls to the mat. Apocalypse and Alt work together and hit a double chop block that drops the big man to his knees, a double kick to the head sends Jealous to the mat, then Alt and Apocalypse each grabs leg and fall back stretching out those hamstrings. Alt gets to his feet to celebrate, and Apocalypse grabs him and runs him face first into the cage. Apocalypse falls on Jealous for the cover, but it is broken up at two by Entity, who drops an elbow across Apocalypse’s head. Entity pulls him to his feet and hits a German suplex and bridge for a two count. And so the match continues, there are pinning attempts galore, but none of them can gain the advantage for long. Finally after over twenty minutes, all four men are exhausted, Apocalypse and Jealous battle along the ropes, taking turns slamming each other into the mesh cage. On the opposite side of the ring, Uncle Entity stuns Chris alt with a Shining Wizard, then nails him with a brain buster. Entity covers, but Alt manages to get a foot on the ropes. Entity is frustrated, but gets to his feet and climbs the ropes trying to escape. Jealous and Apocalypse don’t seem to notice, Alt regains his senses and chases Entity up the side of the cage. Meanwhile Jealous nearly decapitates Apocalypse with a clothesline and tries to pull him up in the Jealous Rage, but Apocalypse slips out of it, spins Jealous around, kick to the mid section and drops him with a sick corkscrew DDT. Meanwhile Alt and Entity are battling on top corner of the cage, each man straddling the top of the cage. Entity gets in a few good shots, which sends Alt teetering, about to fall. Entity grabs Alt to hit one more shot to send him to the mat, somehow, amazingly Alt ducks the swing and leaps up and takes Entity over with an ALT-ARANNA!!!! Entity slams into the match, knocking all the wind out of him, Alt hits hard too, and lies face down on the mat gasping for breath. Apocalypse seizes the opportunity and pounces on Alt and locks on the STF. With nowhere to go, Alt is forced to tap.
WINNER in 33:44 and still OOWF Intercontinental Champion - Apocalypse
NILES ANDERSON vs. SAINT CHAOS – OOWF World Title MatchSaint Chaos comes out first, the Japanese fans chant CHA-OS, CHA-OS, CHA-OS, the camera focuses on Chaos’ face and we see his eyes are still a little glassy from the chair shot from Moose on Wednesday. Niles comes out, the champ receives a mixed reaction from the fans, before the ref rings the bell, Niles offers him a bible, and gets him to kneel in prayer for a second. Chaos waits patiently in the corner. Niles waits in the center of the ring, Chaos meets him there, and the ref goes over the instructions and holds the title up for all to see. Niles offers his hand, Chaos shakes it, and Niles pulls him close and hugs him. Finally we are ready to start. They circle and Chaos darts in and tries a double leg take down, Niles stops it with an elbow to the back of the head. Niles pulls Chaos to his feet and whips him to the ropes and catches him with a brutal spine buster that sends Chaos’ head slamming on the mat. Chaos balls up into the fetal position grabbing the back of his head. Niles leaps to his feet and feigns concern and asks the ref to check on Chaos. As the ref is talking to him, Niles nonchalantly puts his boot on Chaos’ chest, the ref notices and starts a three count, Chaos is able to roll his shoulder at two. Chaos realizes what Niles tried to pull and leaps to his feet and gets in Niles face. Niles begs off saying it was a mistake, Chaos has had enough, he lays into Niles with some stiff forearms and backs him into the ropes. SC whips Niles across the ring and elevates him with a high back body drop, then hits the ropes and nails Niles in the face with a double drop kick. Saint chaos covers but Niles rolls his shoulder at two. The match settles down to a pretty good back and forth encounter, Niles keeps things clean and tries for the SteeDDT several times, but each time Chaos is able to counter it into a pining combination. After one heated exchange of moves and counters, Niles bumps the ref and sends him to the mat. Chaos tries a roll up, and probably would have gotten a three count, but since there is no ref, it never happened. Niles gets to his feet, Chaos charges, Niles side steps and sends Chaos into the corner head first, Chaos’ head slams into the turnbuckle, and as he staggers back, Niles spins him around and hits the SteeDDT. Niles looks at the ref, sees he is still out, and leaves the ring and grabs a chair. Niles slowly gets into the ring and holds the chair up waiting for Saint Chaos to get to his feet, but also looking a bit uncertain. Niles looks over his shoulder just in time to see Moosehead Jack hit the ring, Jack takes Moose out with a chair shot that sends Moose out of the ring. Niles throws the chair at Moose and when he turns around Chaos grabs Niles and locks on the scaffold. Niles screams in pain and looks to make it to the ropes, but there is no chance. The ref comes to and checks Niles, Niles has a wild look of desperation in his eyes, will he submit the title to Saint Chaos? Just when it looks like Niles is going to give up, Moosehead Jack hits the ring again, this time with a chair, and slams it across Chaos’ back. then goes after Niles as well The ref immediately calls for the DQ
WINNER No Contest in 18:39
After the Match: Jack goes after Niles, but he avoids one chair shot and rushes to the middle of the ring where Chaos has pulled off his mask. Crete and Niles have Jack cornered after his interference. Like an injured animal, he doesn't back down. Instead, MHJ throws the first blow at Niles. Niles deflects and cold-cocks MHJ in the head. CTG jumps in at this point. MHJ continues to throw a flurry of punches but gets quickly overwhelmed by Niles and CTG. Soon they have him down on the mat. Niles leaves CTG to continue the beat down. As CTG continues stomping, Niles pulls 2 more steel chairs from under the ring and throws them in. CTG gets the idea and both he and Niles arm themselves. MHJ doesn't realize what’s going on. Niles and CTG are slamming their chairs against the mats in opposing corners. The crowd is going nuts! MHJ stands up in a daze only to be greeted with... BAH GAWD!!! It's a Con-Chair-To!!!!
MHJ falls to the ground in a bloody heap. Niles and CTG raise each others hands in victory. But Niles isn't done. He pulls a pair of handcuffs out and hands them to CTG and gestures to the ropes. CTG understands the gesture and starts pulling MHJ to the ropes. He handcuffs him and goes to get his chair. As he turns, Niles plants CTG square in the face with his chair.
The crowd doesn't know how to react. Niles just gestures by giving the crowd the symbol of the cross but follows it quickly by flipping the crowd the bird. He pulls CTG over to the other side of the ring and handcuffs him to the ropes. Then he starts whaling on him with the chair. When the chair is too mangled to use anymore, Niles starts stomping him. He then goes over to MHJ and starts to stomp him has well. The crowd is too horrified to jeer at him.
Finally, Niles exits the ring and grabs his title. He crawls back into the ring and gets right in CTG's face, screaming "You think I'd let you get anywhere close to having this? You think I'm stupid? You honestly think I'd be friends with a pussy like you?"
He then goes over to MHJ and screams "Moose, this is 2 times, you bitch! You cannot get to me! Don't even try!" He then proceeds to stomp both of them again. Finally, he lets up and goes to the center of the ring and raises the OOWF Championship in triumph. Only now does the crowd start to boo mercilessly. A smile cracks across Niles' face as he hears their jeers. He turns at looks at the bloodied MHJ and then at the bloodied CTG. Niles then starts to laugh.
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<Special thanks to MadJack for the kickass tag title match, awesome job>
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