OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
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ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. SIRIRAM vs. UNDERDAWGSiriram comes to the ring; stoic as always and just waits. Dawg comes out next and scowls at everything that moves. Finally AA hits the ring, takes one look at his competition and immediately goes into beg off mode. He goes to Siriram first and tries to talk him into a truce to take out the much bigger UnderDawg. No dice. AA then goes to UD, pastes the biggest shit eating grin on his face he can muster and treats UD like a long lost friend. UD is not buying it either and he slowly backs AA back to the center of the ring. AA gets to the middle, and backs right into Siriram. When AA turns around, Siriram nails him with a forearm to the head, AA staggers…right into a big soup bone from UD. They continue this for a few more times until AA staggers, swings wildly, then meets the mat with a Flair flop. AA rolls out of the ring and UD turns his attention to Siriram, burying a knee deep in his midsection, doubling him over, then lifting him up for a power bomb. Siriram fights out of it with several elbows right to the top of the head. UD drops Siriram, Siriram hits the ropes and takes out UD’s leg, knocking the big man to the mat, then grabs UD’s leg and locks on an ankle lock. UD struggles, and cannot reach the ropes; he frees himself with several well placed kicks to Siriram’s face. AA finally makes an appearance in the match; he pounces on the prone Siriram and locks the claw on his skull. Siriram is about to pry AA’s hand off his skull, when UD hits the ropes and nearly decapitates AA with a big boot to the face. Once again AA falls to the floor on the outside and we have UD and Siriram locking up in the center of the ring. UD and Siriram work each other over for a bit, AA seems pretty content to stay on the outside, he makes a few attempts to get back into the match, but each time he gets knocked to the floor. At one point, AA motions to the back and Flair comes out with a sandwich and he and AA sit and munch on the sandwich and watch the match. That changes when Siriram connects with a leg lariat that sends UD over the top rope to the floor just in front of AA and Flair. AA tries to encourage Dawg to get back into the match; UD connects with an uppercut on AA that sends sandwich flying all over, and sends AA’s coke all over Flair. UD grabs AA and choke slams him on the floor, rolls him into the ring and is about to follow, when Ric Flair gets involves, pulls UD off the apron and starts nailing him with chops and punches, none of which faze UD in the least. UD starts hammering away on Flair and they fight up the ramp. Meanwhile in the ring, AA gets to his feet and walks right into a Rocker Dropper. Siriram follows that up by hitting the Red Fort (double under hook Batista Bomb), then locks the Citizen Erased on AA, which forces AA to tap rather quickly.
WINNER in 9:31 Siriram
JUSTIN SANE vs. STANKJS insists on a hand shake to begin the match and when Stank accepts, he tries to Irish whip the big man. Stank doesn’t budge and gets a curious look on his face. JS tries again with similar results. JS then kicks Stank in the gut and tries with better results until Stank explodes off the ropes with a shoulder tackle. JS pulls himself up and calms himself down. He extends his hand again and this time Stank pulls him into a short arm lariat. JS rolls to the outside and regains his composure. Back in he asks for a test of strength and Stank smacks him across the head. JS smacks him back and ducks the ensuing clothesline. He catches Stank with a drop kick to the knee and a bull dog. Stank powers out of the pin fall and blindly runs into a toe trip into the turnbuckles. JS tells the ref that he should get ready to count the three. Stank pushes himself back to his feet and JS locks in the dreaded
High Risk Head Lock~!!! Unfortunately for JS, he takes the brunt of the attack and staggers right into a rookie killing clothesline. JS pops back up only to be destroyed by a short arm clothesline and a huge splash. Stank pulls him up for and JS gets a jaw breaker and a drop kick that merely staggers Stank into the ropes. JS celebrates with his back turned to Stank and tells the ref that he should have more faith in him. He then turns right into a fireman’s carry. Wham-bam-Stank U~!!! ma’am and that’s all she wrote. WINNER: STANK.
WINNER in 6:00 Stank
As Stank makes his way back up to the ramp, JS gets to his feet and demands his hand be raised. The ref gives him a perplexed look, but does so and JS celebrates like he had just won his first World Title in an Iron Man match.
SOULDRAGON vs. FF CAPSLOCKSoul Dragon is out first. As Capslock approaches the apron, SD sprints across the ring for a suicide dive. Capslock drops to the floor and SD swings through the ropes, ending up standing in the ring. Capslock slowly gets to his feet and SD points to his head underlining the fact that he outsmarted his opponent. Capslock is less than thrilled and climbs in the ring as the ref forces SD back into the corner. They circle and lockup. Capslock shoves SD to the mat and SD springs right back up. Another lockup and when Capslock shoves him back, SD flows through, turning it into an arm drag. Capslock gets back up and walks into another arm drag. Capslock back up and eats a dropkick. SD off the ropes with a leg drop. SD attempts a second one, but Capslock rolls to his knees and grabs SD's leg. SD hops in place as Capslock gets to his feet. SD attempts an enziguri, but Capslock ducks, still holding the leg. Caps lock rolls SD over and locks in the Figure Fourskin. SD writhes in pain. Unfortunately for Capslock, they're not quite in the center of the ring and SD manages to grasp the bottom rope, forcing the break. Capslock lets go and immediately scoops SD up and plants him with a body slam. Capslock off the ropes with a splash. He covers, but SD rolls the shoulder at 2. Capslock picks SD up, throws him to the corner and follows him in with an avalanche. Not satisfied, Capslock whips SD across the ring and follows him in again. This time however, SD drops through the ropes to the outside and Capslock hits the turnbuckles full steam. SD climbs onto the apron, grabs Capslock's arm, and jumps off again, slamming the arm across the top rope. Capslock staggers back and SD climbs the ropes, nailing a dropkick to the shoulder that levels Capslock. SD is slow to get up, still feeling the effects of the avalanche. SD grabs the arm and drops his knee into Capslock's elbow. SD attempts a cross arm breaker, but Capslock locks his hands to keep SD from extending the arm. Capslock levers himself off his back and rolls SD up. SD escapes at two by kicking Capslock in the head. Capslock loses his grip, which allows SD to finally extend the arm and lock on the arm breaker. Capslock twists his body, somehow getting to his knees, but SD will not let go. Capslock gets his feet under him and slowly stands up, lifting SD right off the ground. Screaming in pain, Capslock levers SD off the ground and slams him to the mat head first in a modified power bomb. SD's eyes roll back in his head, but he refuses to let go. Capslock repeats the process and SD releases the hold as he passes out. Caps lock collapses and the ref starts to count both men out. At seven, Capslock manages to roll over and drape an arm across the unconscious SD the Ref counts 1…2…3 WINNER in 18:48, FF Capslock.
After the match, Capslock rolls out of the ring and stumbles to the back cradling his arm as SD comes to. SD gets up unsteadily and makes his way to the back, using the ref for support.
AUSTRAROO vs. GATORBAITThe two natives from Down Under shake hands to start things, then lock up. Gator grabs a headlock and uses his size to his advantage. Roo can’t shake him, and GB takes him over to the mat. Roo kips up out of the headlock, and hits a quick spin kick to the back of Gator’s head. Gator shakes it off and charges, but Roo leapfrogs, and Gator eats turnbuckle. Roo springboards and hits a DDT, getting a two count. Roo tries an Oklahoma roll, but Gator blocks it mid-move, gets his balance, and takes him over with the headlock again. Roo can’t escape this one, and Gator tries to slow things down. Roo makes it to his feet, but can’t work a side suplex. Gator won’t let go of the headlock, but Roo breaks it by driving GB sternum first into the turnbuckle. Rollup gets two. But Gator takes his head off with a clothesline as they get to their feet. Backbreaker from GB, then another, and Gator works a bow and arrow. To the ropes and Gator hits a nasty power slam. Cover, and Roo gets a shoulder up. Gator sends Roo to the corner and chops him a few times. Some shoulder thrusts, and Gator sends Roo HARD to the other corner, softening up the back some more. Gator says he’s had enough, and charges in for The Chomp, but Roo hits the deck, and Gator’s momentum takes him thru the ropes to the floor! Roo gets his bearings and slingshots over the top with a somersault onto Gator’s shoulders, then takes him down with a hurricanrana. Roo climbs the apron and comes off with a Shining Wizard, knocking Gator loopy. Back in, and Roo corkscrews back in with a splash. One, two, but Gator gets a foot on the bottom rope. Roo sets Gator on the turnbuckle, and climbs up, possibly looking for a top rope hurricanrana, but Gator elbows him off, then manages to hotshot Roo down onto the top rope. GB gets to his feet up top… but MISSES the Sean-ton Bomb, and both guys are down. Roo gets to his feet first, and begins hopping, setting up for the Roo-kick, but Gator catches his foot and hits a T-Bone suplex instead! One, two, and somehow Roo kicks out. Gator sets up for a super kick of his own, but Roo ducks out of the way looks for the Roo-kick again, but Gator ducks. GB tries a dragon suplex, but Roo drops down and rolls Gator up. One, two, three, and Austraroo gets the pin!
WINNER in 10:53: Austraroo
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. TOMMY O’NEILTommy O’Neil comes to the ring, with his devil’s brigade partner, and awaits Canadian Dragon. CD comes out to a rousing ovation from the crowd and quickly takes it to TO. Suplexes galore and TO is reeling and bails out of the ring, regaining his composure. Out of nowhere CD nails a plancha and takes TO off his feet. CD rolls TO back into the ring and as he’s climbing in TO hits him with the oh-so effective Greco-Roman thumb to the eye. TO quickly gains the advantage and peppers CD with lefts and rights. Irish whip off the ropes and a running knee lift puts CD to the mat. TO attempts to lock on the Gaelic Cloverleaf but CD fights it off. TO attempts a belly to back suplex but it is reversed into a bulldog by CD. Cover and Tommy kicks out at two. CD picks up Tommy and hits three Germans and CD attempts to lock on the Crippler Cross face. TO is closes to the side of the ring and barely makes the ropes. CD with a clean break. CD reaches for TO again, but TO pulls himself away from CD by grabbing the ref who momentarily falls to the mat. TO uses the distraction to blast CD with a wicked left hook. Dropping CD like a ton of bricks. Quick cover and a three count and TO bails and is announced the winner. TO hold his hand tight to his body and at the top of the ramps shows he's got brass knux and points to his head, the universal sign for outthinking his opponent.
WINNER by pin fall at 9:04, Tommy O’Neil
After the match a frustrated Canadian Dragon pleads his case with the referee. For some reason Justin Sane comes to the ring (although in all honesty, he was probably lost) and tries to help out. It doesn’t appear to sit well with Canadian Dragon that a rookie comes to his defense. He grabs Sane, kicks him low and MASSACRES him with a Canadian Destroyer. Sane is out cold, Dragon glares at him for a moment and leaves the ring.
MICROPLAY vs. MR. JEALOUSMP and Jealous lock up in the middle of the ring, MP grabs an arm wringer, then a side head lock, then finally takes Jealous over with a side head lock, gets a few closed fist shots in at Jealous, then springs to his feet and hops on the middle turn buckle to celebrate and taunt the crowd. This just serves to irritate Jealous, as soon as MP turns and jumps off the turn buckles he is met with a shot to the mouth from Jealous. Jealous then pulls MP to his feet and sends him to the ropes and drops him with a clothesline. MP gets to his feet again and Jealous picks him up, military presses him and throws him over the top rope to the floor. The ref starts the count, but MP is on his feet by five and starts to get back into the ring, Jealous walks to the ropes and breaks the count and grabs MP by the hair. Microplay frees himself by grabbing Jealous by the head and guillotining him on the top rope. Jealous falls back into the ring clutching at his throat. MP slides under the bottom rope and covers, but Jealous easily presses out of it at two. Jealous gets to one knee and MP hits the ropes and snaps Jealous to the mat with a spinning neck breaker. MP then hits the ropes and lands a flying knee drop across Jealous sternum, a cover gets two. MP pulls Jealous to his feet and whips him hard into the corner, Jealous slams into the corner sternum first, MP follows him in with a high knee to the back that sends Jealous crashing into the corner a second time. MP turns Jealous around in the corner and scales the ropes and starts the ten punches of doom. After about five shots, Jealous grabs MP and walks out of the corner, hits an atomic drop, then clotheslines MP to the mat. Jealous waits for MP to get to his feet, then hits the ropes and connects with a spear that almost cuts MP in half. Jealous tosses MP around the ring for a bit, using his superior strength to keep MP from the ropes. Jealous locks on a bear hug in the center of the ring that nearly gets the submission, MP is only able to free himself after the hand slap of doom. MP peppers Jealous with shots to the face, then scoops up the big man and slams him on the mat. MP leaps to the top rope for the flying elbow, leaps, and gets caught with a big boot to the face for his troubles. Jealous gets to his feet, pulls MP up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a release belly to belly suplex that sends MP clear across the ring. Jealous covers, but MP kicks out at two. Jealous swings hard and connects with a clothesline to the back of the head that knocks MP to the mat, and knocks him goofy, then pulls the former champ to his feet and hits the Jealous Rage for a three count.
WINNER in 12:14 Mr. Jealous
CONCRETE TG vs. MERCURYCrete still looks a little shaky after all the chair shots he has taken over the last few weeks. Mercury looks pretty confident, and starts the match with some kicks toward CTG’s head. Crete covers up to avoid the shots, but Mercury knows that is the target for the match. He grins to himself and the two locks up, Mercury rocks Concrete on his heels with a European uppercut, then hits a second one that backs Crete to the ropes. Mercury whips Concrete across the ring and catches him with a back elbow to the temple as he comes off the ropes. Crete hits the mat on all fours and tries to shake the cobwebs from his head; Mercury rolls Crete up with a mahistrol cradle and gets a two count. CTG gets to his feet and backs into the corner, Mercury follows him in and starts throwing punches to the head, like a boxer Concrete tries to cover up, finally the ref steps in and forces Mercury back and asks Concrete if he can continue the match. Concrete won’t let the ref stop the match. Mercury tries a leg lariat as Concrete steps out of the corner, but Crete ducks the move, Mercury then tries another European uppercut, but Concrete catches him and turns it into a backslide for a two count. Mercury is quickly to his feet and hits an enzuguri on Crete; Crete falls to the mat clutching his head again. Mercury covers, but Concrete kicks out at two, then bails out of the ring, where he falls to his knees. Mercury takes a chance at a high risk move and launches himself over the top rope at Concrete. Crete moves at the last second, and Mercury slams into the floor, landing hard on his back and the back of his neck. Concrete pulls Mercury to his feet and rolls him into the ring and slowly follows him into the ring. Inside, Concrete scoops Mercury up and hits a pendulum back breaker, covers, but only gets a two count. Concrete pulls Mercury to his feet, sends him to the ropes and catches him with a roll through Boston crab. You can see Crete trying to shake the dim from his head and clear his thinking, Mercury is desperately reaching for the ropes and after several minutes of effort he finally reaches the bottom rope. Concrete does not seem to notice and it takes the ref warning for him to break the hold. Mercury gets to his feet and Crete catches him with an Angle slam. Mercury grabs his back and neck and balls up in the fetal position, it takes Crete a moment to get to his feet, but when he does, Mercury stands up, turns around and walks right into the Cement Mixer. Crete covers, but Mercury is able to kick out at two. Crete drags himself across the ring to Mercury and pulls him to a sitting position and locks on the octopus wrenching back on Mercury’s neck and putting pressure on his back. Mercury fights it, but cannot stand the pain and is forced to submit. Concrete falls to the mat clutching at his head after the win. Medical officials hit the ring and help both men to the back.
WINNER in 8:17 Concrete TG
FIRECHILD vs. HARPER CAMBYFC and Campy both extend a hand to start the match, of course both of them also have the other hand behind their back. Sure enough as soon as they shake hands they begin pummeling each other. Camby, with his size advantage gets the better of it, knocking FC to the mat with big shots to the head, then pulling him right back to his feet, only to knock him to the mat again. Finally Camby pulls FC up, pulls him toward him and nearly takes his head off with a short clothesline. FC is dazed on the mat, HC pulls him to his feet and whips him to the ropes and catches him in a military press, but FC wiggles free, slides down Camby’s back and rolls him up from behind. Camby kicks out at one, but FC grabs Camby’s legs and drops a fist right to Camby’s jewels. That’ll slow him down a bit. Firechild gets to his feet, Camby pulls himself up as well, Camby charges, but FC uses his speed to avoid Camby, then catch him on the rebound with a deep arm drag. FC locks on an arm bar, but it doesn’t keep Camby grounded, he works his way to his feet and backs FC into a corner. The ref wants a clean break, that won’t happen. Camby attempts a clubbing blow to FC’s chest, but FC darts out of the corner and hits a dropkick to the back of Camby’s head that sends him face first into the top turnbuckle. FC gets another roll up for a two count, but Camby easily kicks out, gets to his feet and turns FC inside out with a clothesline. Camby takes over now, dominating the smaller Firechild with power moves. Firechild catches a break when he catches Camby charging into the corner and nails him with a boot to the face, as Camby staggers, FC explodes out of the corner and hits a bulldog. He rolls the larger Camby over and gets a two count. FC pulls Camby to his feet and tries a whip to the ropes, but Camby reverses it and sends FC to the ropes instead, Child eats a boot to the face that sends him out of the ring. Camby waits on the inside, for a moment, FC is visibly frustrated on the outside. When FC turns around, Camby launches himself over the top rope BIG MAN PLANCHA! The force of the shot sends FC flying. Camby takes a second to get up, when he does, he picks Firechild up and throws him between the ropes and follows him in. Firechild is in serious trouble now. There doesn’t seem to be much he can do to stop the larger Camby. Camby pursues FC, Child bails out of the ring and dashes around the ring, Camby gives chase, the whole time they are running, FC is digging in his tights for something. Finally FC stops and waits for Camby to come around the corner then POPS him in the head with a punch; Camby hits the floor and does not move. The camera catches FC stuffing knucks back in his tights just before the ref catches it. Firechild rolls into the ring, slumps in a corner and demands that the ref start the ten count. The ref makes the count, Camby is obviously out cold, he doesn’t even stir.
WINNER by Count Out in 11:44 Firechild
PHIL vs. UNCLE ENTITYEntity tries to punch Phil to the body but hurts his own hand. Phil backs Entity into the corner and delivers 3 knee lifts and then a butt squash into the corner. Jesse Garron pulls UE out of the ring to regroup. UE rolls back in but Phil takes advantage again hitting an Undead Nelson Slam. Phil continues to dominate hitting a Yarplex. Phil covers and gets a 2 count. Phil continues to dominate with high impact offense. UE isn’t even fazing Phil. Finally UE is able to take advantage when JG distracts Phil long enough for UE to land as low blow. UE goes to the top and hits a missile dropkick then puts Phil into The Crucifix. Phil fights to his feet and manages to hit a Robocarana. Both men back up and Phil hits 3 Yarplexes in succession. Then he nails a Pirate Booty Bomb. UE gets his foot on the ropes to stop a pin fall. Phil calls for the Undead Astro Plunder Buster. UE is able to counter into a Boston Crab but Phil powers out of that one and hits another Yarplex. UE is staggering around and this time he falls victim to the Undead Astro Plunder Buster. Phil goes for the pin but JG pulls the ref out of the ring and knocks him out. Phil chases Garron around the ring for a bit and finally catches Garron and gives him an Undead Astro Plunder Buster. Another ref comes down to the ring and UE manages to roll up Phil from behind and grabs onto the rope to pick up the cheap 3 count.
WINNER at 9:46 Uncle Entity
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. SHASHWAT MISHRASM and MHJ stare each other down and SM slaps the tastes out of MHJ’s mouth. MHJ smiles and decks him with an over head right and the brawl is on. SM tackles MHJ and rains down a series of punches until MHJ scissors his waist and gains the dominant position. SM staggers MHJ with two head butts and pushes him off. Running knee to MHJ’s jaw is followed by a somersault leg drop for 2. MHJ retreats to the corner and SM attempts a corner splash. He comes up empty and MHJ floors him with a clothesline. Three elbow drops follow and MHJ only gets a 2. He pulls SM to his feet and gives him 2 head butts as a receipt and whips him hard into the corner. Climb up the ropes knee to the jaw and SM staggers out into a snap suplex. Another two count ensues and MHJ puts the boots to him before pulling him up. He tires a boot to the gut, but SM catches it and Dragon Screw Leg whips him. Holding on, he locks in a leg vice, but MHJ counters into the leg lock part of the STF. SM throws several back elbows to prevent MHJ from fully locking in the move and pulls free of the leg trap. SM arm drags MHJ then puts him down with a drop sault. He charges MHJ, who drop toe holds him, then smoothly transitions into a front chancery. SM counters out of it into a hammer lock and knees MHJ twice in the shoulder. MHJ gets to his feet but can’t elbow free. He tries to counter out of it, but SM stays with it. MHJ gives him a suspiciously low blow, and he informs the ref that he kicked him in the knee. SM is on one knee and MHJ pounds away at his forehead before taking him down with a side head lock. SM gets to his feet and elbows free only for MHJ to club him in the back of the head and whip him to the opposite ropes. SM grabs hold of the ropes and MHJ clotheslines him to the outside. SM lands on his feet and pulls MHJ out with him. They brawl on the outside and SM manages to give a MHJ a swinging neck breaker on the entrance ramp. He spring boards off the barricade and drops a leg across the back of MHJ’s head. MHJ comes up bleeding and SM drags him back to the ring. SM gives him a dickish boot scrape across the cut. He pulls MHJ up and gives him some chops and punches and yells “I trust this bitch” and kicks him in the jaw. MHJ crumples to the mat and SM pulls him out for a 2 count. SM hits a senton splash, rolls through and springs off the second rope with a Moonsault for another two count. He elbows MHJ in the face three times before pulling him up for a suplex. MHJ blocks and counters with a front suplex across the top rope. MHJ hits a high knee and a running double forearm attack that sends SM crashing into the Armenian Announce Table. MHJ is a man on a mission and introduces SM’s face to the table, the ring steps and finally a hard Irish whip into the ring post. Now SM is sporting some blood too as MHJ works him over in the corner with stomps and a knee drop for 2. SM fights back with punches to the gut and hits and impossibly quick huracarana pin for 2. A series of quick near falls follows until MHJ with an inverted electric chair drop for a two of his own. MHJ drags SM to his feet and hits two short arm lariats then drops him with the DDT. SM gets his foot on the ropes and MHJ pulls him back up for a second DDT, but SM blocks it by running him into the corner and hitting a run up the ropes DDT of his own for a very close two. He wipes some blood out of his face and jumps up top for a Moonsault, but MHJ crotches him. SM successfully blocks the back superplex attempt and comes off with the Moonsault. MHJ side steps it and at the last moment, SM lands on his feet only to catch a debilitating Heart Punch~!!! for his troubles. MHJ falls to one knee before following up and SM starts pulling himself up on the ropes. SM looks MHJ dead in the eyes and yells “Is that all you got bitch!” MHJ shakes his head in amused disbelief and boots him through the ropes. He then proceeds to give him not one but TWO DDTs on the outside. He tosses SM’s limp body back into the ring and finally gets the three. WINNER in 19:18 MOOSE HEAD JACK
CORAX vs. OUTBACK JACKOBJ comes to the ring first; he looks a little worse for the wear after his grueling barbed wire fence match against the Black Dawgs at the PPV. Corax comes out next, arguing with himself, as usual. This time it is a bit different, Corax appears more determined, he has his fists taped and THIM written across the tape covering his knuckles. Corax hits the ring and immediately attacks Jack, knocking him to the mat, mounting him and pounding away. After a few punches, Corax has opened up one of Jack’s cuts, and he is bleeding. Corax pulls Jack to his feet, sends him to the ropes and hits a spinning heel kick that staggers OBJ, then hits a belly to back suplex and covers for a two count. Jack is able to roll his shoulder just in time and gets to one knee. Corax attempts a shining wizard, but Jack ducks the move scoops Corax up and drops him across his knee, then keeps him there putting pressure on Corax back by pushing back on his shin. Corax will not give up, so Jack shoves him to the mat, then yanks him to his feet and pulls Corax up in a vertical suplex. Jack keeps Corax up there forever and finally falls backwards slamming Corax to the mat. Corax yells in agony and grabs his back. Jack is to his feet first, hits the ropes, and drops a knee across the small of Corax back, then locks him in the bow and arrow, trying for another submission. Corax once again will not submit and Jack breaks the hold. Jack grabs Corax by the mask and starts to pull him to his feet, as Corax stands, he spins behind Jack, jumps, and hits a spin kick that catches Jack in the back of the head and sends him face first into the corner. Corax gets a running start and hits a modified Stinger Splash, instead of a fully body splash, Corax comes in knee first and catches a bloody Jack in the chest with a knee. Jack staggers out of the corner Corax scoops him up, plants him on the mat and goes to the apron. Corax springs over the top rope and hits OBJ with a guillotine leg drop, another cover, but Jack kicks out at two. Corax shows some frustration and begins arguing with himself over what to do next. This gives Jack time to recover, and he pulls himself to his feet using the ropes. Corax finally turns his attention back to him, and Jack grabs Corax and takes him to the mat and locks on the cross face. Corax is fighting furiously to break the hold, and after several minutes of struggle he makes it to the ropes forcing the break. Jack waits for Corax to get to one knee, then scoops him up for a slam, as he slams him, Corax holds on to Jack’s head and rolls him up into a small package, for good measure Corax grabs the bottom rope and gets the three count just as Jack kicks out.
WINNER in 10:04 Corax
CHRIS COLE vs. SERAPHThe bell rings and we're straight into it with both men on the attack and it isn't long before Cole has a trickle of blood running down his nose - the two men part as Cole wipes some of the blood from his face, licks it off his fingers and smiles . . . Cole whips Seraph into the ropes and catches him with a vicious knee to the stomach sending Seraph sprawling. While Seraph is recovering Cole removes the turnbuckle from on of the corners and then moves back to Seraph, catching him with a boot to the face as he's getting back to his feet. Cole drops an elbow onto Seraphs neck, then another, and the goes for a third but by then Seraph has managed to roll and Cole hits a stinger on himself! The two men brawl backwards and forwards for the next few minutes, during which Cole finally manages to hit Seraph into the exposed corner, opening up his forehead the turning his hair crimson. The sight of his own blood seems to invigorate Seraph however and he begins to take over the match, working carefully on the back and legs of Cole ready for the Sharpshooter finish . . . however the end finally comes as Cole tries to whip Seraph into the exposed corner again but the ref is standing there. Luckily for the ref Seraph manages to just stop himself in time but unsteadies himself in the process - quick as a flash Cole dives down behind Seraph and pulls him over for a Schoolboy rollup pin!! Cole immediately rolls out of the ring and runs backwards up the ramp pointing and laughing at Seraph who by this stage has made it up to one knee. Emotionless as ever Seraph simply stares a burning hole straight into Chris Cole.
WINNER in 12:41 Chris Cole
ERIC O’MAC vs. JW WESTGAARDWestgaard comes to the ring first, like the rest of the participants in the bamboo scaffold match he is heavily bandages and still showing signs of war. Eric comes to the ring, the fans boo, and he enjoys every second of it. As EOM gets into the ring, he sneers at Westgaard. JWW starts to come out of the corner, but EOM gets behind the ref and the ref makes JWW return to the corner. Eric goes through his whole routine: the ref checks Westgaard for foreign objects…twice, the ref checks the tension on the ropes, then takes the title from around his waist. Finally, EOM demands that the ref check the corner turnbuckle pads, as the ref turns around to check them, EOM tries to attack, but JWW has been paying attention, he rushes out of the corner and hits EOM with a cross check that sends him scooting backwards to the corner, where he hides behind the ref’s legs and demands that the ref check his jaw to see if it is broken. He also demands that the ref give JWW a warning, but the ref calmly explains that this match is not being fought under Onslaught Rules, there fore there are no warnings given. As the ref is explaining this, Westgaard gets tired of waiting and grabs EOM from behind and tries a release German suplex, EOM lands on his feet, points to his head, then charges at JWW who levels him with a clothesline. JWW pulls EOM to his feet and hits an atomic drop that sends EOM over the top rope to the floor. EOM’s “consultant” rushes to his side and they try to call a time out, but JWW leaves the ring, grabs EOM and bounces his head off the apron, then whips him hard into the steel ring steps, sending EOM flying. JWW relentlessly pursues EOM, and pulls him to his feet and rolls him under the bottom rope. JWW follows him in, Eric tries to beg off, but JWW kicks him in the face. JWW jerks EOM to his feet and whips him into the corner and follows him in with a clothesline. He then whips him to the opposite corner and follows him in again. EOM starts to fall out of the corner, but JWW grabs him and slams his head into the turn buckle ten times, then on to the next for ten, the next, and finally the fourth. Eric staggers out of the corner, JWW bounds off the ropes and annihilates him with a cross check that sends EOM to the outside once again. Eric gets to his feet and staggers around ring side; he grabs his title and waves off JWW and heads up the ramp. EOM seems content taking a count out loss here. He gets about half way up the ramp when Tommy Wilder comes out and chases him back to the ring. EOM slides into the ring and JWW grabs him for an Ice Auger, at the last second EOM frees himself and jumps over the top rope and runs through the crowd to escape. The ref starts the ten counts; EOM never even turns around to look back.
WINNER in 6:12 by Count out – JW Westgaard
The tag champs trap Eric’s advisor in the ring and have a little fun giving him the Thunder and the Nitro, and leaving him out cold in the center of the ring as the crowd goes crazy.
THIM REYNOLDS vs. TOMMY WILDERThey circle for a moment then lock up. TR snatches an arm wringer and applies the pressure. TW manages to take TR over with an arm drag. TW shakes the sensation back into his arm as TR shoots in. TW stops him with a knee to the jaw and a jaw breaker across both his knees. TR stumbles back and TW rushes in and gets power slammed out of his boots for 2. TR drags him back up and tosses him into the corner. Avalanche follows and TR stomps him into oblivion once he crumples to the mat. Running knee to the face and TW is out. TR drags him away from the ropes, but TW gets his shoulder up. puts him down with a clothesline. He gets some high elevation before dropping a knee to TR’s jaw for 2. TR scrambles to his feet and TW nails him with three hard forearms to the jaw before attempting to whip him into the opposite ropes. TR counters, but TW drops him with a flying forearm. Lionsault gets TW another two count and he grimaces in pain slightly. TR shoves him away once they’re back on their feet and whiffs on a clothesline. TW connects with a front brain kick for an agonizingly close two. Somersault senton gets another two and TW quickly sits up with a pain expression on his face. TW waits for TR to get to his feet and then hits an Asai Moonsault into a reverse DDT attempt. TR elbows him in the ribs twice to break free then counters into a Northern lights suplex for 2. He pulls TW up and whips him into the opposite ropes. TW comes back with a high cross body, but TR catches him and gives him a rude rib breaker. TW writhes in agony and TR smirks as he holds him in place and gives him three sharp knees to afflicted area. Seated abdominal stretch with elbow shots to the ribs follow. TW is fading as TR grinds his elbow across his side. TW drops his hand twice, but on the third, he begins ramming his head back into TR’s face until he releases the hold. TW hits a Mafia kick to the still rising TR and gets some monstrous elevation before dropping a knee to TR’s jaw for 2. He presses his advantage with a jaw breaker across his shoulder and an Urinage suplex for another two. TR regroups on the outside and TW follows with a no hands somersault dive. TW gives TR a couple of kicks before rolling in to break the count. TW rolls back out and tries to pull TR back into the ring. TR blocks it and drops TW jaw first across the apron. Scooping him up, he runs TW ribs first into the ring post, then drops him across the barricade. TR tosses TW back into the ring and gets 2 off a lackadaisical cover. He head butts the ribs several times before lifting TW up for another rib breaker. TW manages to take him over with a side head lock take down and keeps him off balance with some quick kicks to the leg. This time the Asai DDT works, but TW is slow to cover allow TR to kick out at 2. TW and TR are up at roughly the same time and TW attempts a roaring forearm, but TR ducks and scoops him up for a fireman’s carry back breaker that only gets a 2. TR is livid and abandons the ribs and goes for the trusty Reflex O Lock~!!! But TW has enough presence of mind to roll onto his back and boot TR away. TW charges and TR elevates him to the top rope. TW gracefully lands on his feet, but TR crotches him and stands on the second rope. TW fights him off twice, but a huge kick to the ribs puts an end to that and TW finishes off TW with a Full Spinal Re-Alignment~!!!
WINNER in 27:31 THIM REYNODLDS
BLACKDRAGON (w/UnderDawg) vs. JOHNNY ADRENALINE(w/Attitude Adjuster)Johnny points out the "Heels" on his new tights to Dragon, informs him that somebody will have to play the face in the match, since heel vs. heel matches generally suck, and Johnny volunteers Dragon to be the face. However, while running his mouth, Johnny steps a little too close to the wrong corner and UD barks at him, sending Johnny scurrying for his own corner. Dragon follows him over and stomps away in the corner, to the protest of AA, who hops on the apron. BD drops him with a chop and continues the assault on Johnny. Whip to the corner and BD hits a beautiful standing dropkick. Quick cover, but Johnny gets a shoulder up. Whip to the ropes is reversed by Johnny, but Dragon ducks a clothesline, then another, and on the third time by, Johnny just sidesteps him and tosses BD over the top rope. Dragon holds on though and skins the cat back in. JA turns around just in time for Dragon to toss HIM over the top. Johnny, too, holds on and tries to skin the cat back in. But Johnny doesn't have the leverage or the coordination to do it right and Dragon hits him with a knee from behind, sending Johnny crashing into the railing. Dragon comes out, and AA keeps his distance, opting to steal a beer from a guy in the front row, as UD stares him down from the adjacent ring post. Dragon pounds Johnny on the floor and hotshots him on the guardrail. BD back in to break the count, and Johnny crawls to AA to regroup. Dragon is like "fuck this," and hits a no hands plancha over the top on to both guys. AA pops right up, seeing that his beer's spilled, and goes after Dragon. But before he gets any shots in, Dawg comes around the ring and pops him with some lefts and rights. They brawl on the floor and Dragon rolls Johnny back in. AA goes to UD's eyes and dumps him over the guardrail. BD with four consecutive German suplexes on Johnny, and it's time for the DKO Drop. But as Dragon gets Johnny up, AA reaches in and grabs BD's leg, and Johnny bulldogs Dragon face first to the mat. One, two, and Dragon kicks out. Johnny sets up for the Adrenaline Rush, but Dragon blocks that, so JA tries again, but swings Dragon directly into the referee. Dragon goes low on Johnny to break the rally. AA hops in the ring like a rabid dog and opens up on BD. But speaking of dogs, UD's back with a boot for AA, then the FIREPLUG DRIVER~! In the melee, Johnny grabs UD's gold urn, opens the top of it, and peeks inside. Johnny quickly puts the lid back on it, but turns right around into Dawg. Johnny quickly drops the urn and begs off. UD feigns hitting JA, but simply steps out of the ring. Johnny can't believe it and turns around... and Dragon CLOCKS him with the urn. The referee comes to just in time to make the count. One, two, three.
WINNER in 13:04: BlackDragon
DONOVAN VIPER vs. CAPELLANDV teases a lock up before booting Capellan in the gut. Two big right hands and he shoots Capellan into the ropes. Capellan ducks the clothesline and nails DV with a beautiful drop kick. DV scrambles to his feet and Capellan gives him a pair of forearm shivers, a European upper cut and a snap mare/kick to the back of the head combo for 2. DV begs off, and then thumbs Capellan in the eye. Big scoop slam is followed by a pair of elbow drops for 2. DV slaps Capellan twice before rebounding off the ropes for a huge leg drop. Capellan moves and the last second then gives a still grounded DV three kicks to the chest. DV calls time out and Capellan drop kicks him in the face. DV rolls to the outside and Capellan follows with a sling shot plancha. Both men hit hard, but Capellan is up first. He tries to pull DV up, but DV pulls his tights and he crashes chest first into the barricade. DV lines him up for the Death Elbow~!!! but Capellan avoids it and dumps DV into the crowd. Spring board huracarana into the crowd!!! Both men are wiped out after that, but once again Capellan is up first. As he climbs over the barricade, DV nails him with a Death Elbow~!!! to the side of the head. Capellan is out, but DV is not much better as he stumbles over the barricade back to ring side. He gets his hand on the apron just as the ref hits 10. DOUBLE COUNT OUT
HARDBODY HARRIS vs. CHRIS ALTHandshake of mutual respect, and gosh darn it, FRIENDSHIP to begin things. But Harris grabs an inside cradle out of it, getting a quick two count. Alt grins and gives him a golf clap for that one, then picks the leg and gets a takedown, and the best friends forever entertain us with an amateur wrestling display. When that results in a standoff, they take a timeout and go outside the ring where Ross and Razz have lemonade at the announce table. They toast to better times, but when Harris gulps his down, Alt tosses his in Hardbody's eyes and goes to town on the former world champion on the floor. To the apron, to the steps, to the rail, and to the post, Alt beats on his best friend all over ringside. Alt looks for a wheelbarrow suplex, but Harris grabs the stairs to block, so Alt simply swings Harris like a baseball bat shoulder-first into the ring post, and Hardbody is hurt. Into the ring, and Alt stomps at the shoulder. Shoulder first to the turnbuckle, and Alt gets a hammerlock slam. CA grabs the bad arm, runs and hops over the top rope, bringing the shoulder down across the top rope, and Hardbody sells it like Randy Savage in '95. Alt rolls back in and get a two count. Majistral cradle also gets two, and Alt ties Harris up in the ropes. The ref breaks that, but Hardbody makes sure of it with a kick to the midsection, and HH starts to rally. Hampered by the bad left arm, Harris opens up with rights. To the ropes, and he drops CA with a back elbow. Kick to the gut and an eye poke, and he sends Alt to the ropes again. This time though, Harris puts his head down a moment too soon, and Alt grabs the arm and hits a single arm DDT. Alt yanks Harris up by the bad arm, and deliberately stiffs him on an arm drag and Harris rolls to the floor to buy some time as the announcers ponder Alt's bad mood tonight. Alt allows Hardbody to get his breath, but grabs him by the hair as HH gets back on the apron. Alt grabs the arm and makes a beeline for the bolt connecting the turnbuckle to the ring post. But Harris blocks it, and instead rams Alt's face into the turnbuckle and goes up, clutching the bad arm, for the #1 SINGLE AXEHANDLE IN THE OOWF~! Harris lines up for the BG Memorial Face plant, holding his shoulder, but remembers how Billy Gunn tore up his shoulder in 2000 by doing the same move, and decides to simply stiff Alt with a kick right to the face. Schoolboy rollup gets a long two count. Inverted atomic drop. Irish whip and a backdrop. Harris tries for another, but Alt sees it coming, and it's CHRIS ALT who hits the BG MEMORIAL FACEPLANT~! Cover gets only two. CA locks on a cross face chickening! Harris fights it and makes the ropes. Alt looks for the Alt-omic Bomb, but Harris backdrops out. Alt charges directly into TO BE EDITED IN LATER~! At least, as much of a TBEIL as Harris could get with the bad arm. Cover, one... two... and Alt KICKS OUT?! Hardbody is in shock, and recalling the Face plant that Alt gave him earlier, Harris sets up Alt for his own Spinal Contusion! But Alt reverses into his own Spinal Contusion, and Harris rolls out of it at the apex of the move to avoid it. However, Harris hits the mat and lands awkwardly on his left side and appears to have tweaked his shoulder, as he rolls around in agony on the mat. The ref tries to settle him down, and Alt comes over to check on his friend. But it was all an act by Harris, who cradles Alt out of nowhere! One... two... three!
WINNER in 22:46: Hardbody Harris
LD WILLIAMS vs. NILES ANDERSONStare down as the bell sounds, and some words are exchanged. Niles offers a handshake, and Williams pulls him in for a headlock. Niles shoots him to the ropes, and Anderson gets a shoulder block takedown. Niles goes to the ropes and gets another shoulder block. One more time, but L.D. arm drags him out of his boots. Niles can't believe it, and grabs his bible to see if he can find a defense for it. LDW doesn't allow it though and stalks him in the corner. CANADIAN VIOLENCE~! Williams gets the better of it and hip tosses Niles out of the corner, but Anderson lands on his feet, so LDW simply sweeps the legs. Cover gets one. Niles slips in a closed left fist as both men get to their feet, and Niles goes on the attack. Flapjack and Niles then catapults L.D. throat first into the middle rope. Niles gets fancy and tires to slingshot over with a leg drop though, and gets only apron. Baseball slide sends Niles to the railing, and L.D. follows out with a suicide dive. Williams kicks Anderson's ass all over ringside and dumps him into the crowd. LDW sets up a chair, gets a running start and leaps into the crowd off the chair, clobbering Niles with a forearm and the fans throw all kinds of stuff on the World Champion. They brawl back to the ring, and Niles goes to the eyes to catch a break. Anderson grabs his belt, but the referee takes it away, so Niles grabs LDW's IC title belt instead. Anderson charges with the belt, but L.D. hits a drop toehold and moves right into the STF~! But Niles makes the ropes. Niles gets a low blow in behind the ref's back and hits a DDT. Snap suplex gets two for Niles, and NA chokes away at L.D. Implant DDT gets a long two count. Niles looks for another DDT, but LDW punches out. Niles is relentless though and hooks him again. This time though, L.D. gets a Northern Lights suplex, bridging for a two count. Niles misses a wild clothesline attempt, and L.D. hits a dragon suplex, transitioning right into a Crippler cross face. Niles makes the ropes again. L.D. grabs Niles for HIS version of the DDT, but Niles drives him back into the turnbuckle and sets up for the Steed-DT, but Williams counters THAT into the STF~! Dead center of the ring, Niles is in trouble. Anderson tries to squirm to the ropes, and makes some progress, but can't reach the ropes. He is able to grab the IC title belt he brought into the ring earlier, but the ref pulls that away. Out of desperation, Niles reaches back and rakes the eyes of Williams, breaking the hold. Niles grabs the bible and hits L.D. with it, and Williams falls to the mat like a sack of potatoes. Anderson locks on the PRECISION INCISION~! But the referee is still trying to make sense of the bible, opening it up to find a large brick inside. The official holds the brick in front of Anderson's face and calls for the bell.
WINNER by DQ in 15:40: L.D. Williams
Anderson will not relinquish the hold though, cinching it in with a deranged look in his eyes, unbeknownst to the fact that he's been disqualified. Niles starts yelling about Moosehead Jack as officials try to pry him off Williams. Finally, Niles breaks the hold, grabs the title belt and the bible, and leaves to a chorus of boos.
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