Sorry for the delay guys, but long story short, my computer finally died on me. I'm going to miss all that por....err I mean word documents. Anyway, I worked too damn hard to not have anything to show for it.. Fortunately for me, I had a copy of this somewhat finished card. A few of the matches are basically recaps, but I think most of them have all the action you associate with a OOWF card. So with out further ado, I present you with
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Marv Leeman: Good evening folks and welcome to our first show of the New Year.
Jake Kendall: That’s right and we’re bringing in the new year with a bang. Tonight, the young men of our fair OOVWF will take on challenges from our brothers in the OOWF. In fact, we’re being joined by Ross and Razz.
Ross: Thank you gentlemen. Let’s all remember that this is in the spirit of friendly competition.
Razz: Yeah, so when the OOWF wins every match tonight, let’s all stay friends.
JK: Don’t get ahead of yourself there chubby. We have some pretty good athletes. In fact, four of them will be involved in our opening match.
Scramble Rules Tag Team Showcase wCw vs. The Team From Down Under vs. The Ice Men vs. Made in Japan
Snow Man and Tommy Wilder put on a wrestling exhibition with an equal amount of arm drags and head lock take downs. Bobby Kawada tags himself in and challenges TW to a test of strength. He boots TW in the gut and gives him some hard chops that back TW into the corner. BK goes for a roaring forearm and TW avoids it, and then throws a nice back kick that catches BK in the head. TW tags in Gator Bait, who springs in with a flying clothes line. Big jumping round house floors BK and he rolls out of the ring. Too Cold catches GB off guard with a blow to the back of the head, but GB quick recovers and reverses an Irish whip into a beautiful Japanese arm drag. Michael Curry yells about Gimmick Infringement as GB tags in OBJ. OBJ shoulder blocks TC into oblivion and he quickly bails. JWW jumps in and he OBJ shake hands before locking up. Stalemate as the two power houses refuse to give an inch. Both members of MIJ put that to an end with missile drop kicks that stagger both men. Both men respond with huge spine busters and JWW attacks OBJ first. A little slobber knocking occurs and OBJ manages to dump JWW out of the ring after a missed boot. TW drop kicks OBJ out of the ring and SM murders him with a half nelson suplex. He starts working the neck with chops, a leg drop, and a brain buster before tagging in IC who sling shots in with a somersault leg drop. Quick tags in and out between the two teams representing OOVWF and the other three men are getting restless. Finally JWW has had enough and explodes into the ring with lariats for the Ice Men. This brings in MIJ, which brings in TFDU and it’s an all out brawl. GB murders TC with a Chomp~!!! JWW accidentally Cross Checks GB out of the ring and catches a Boomerang~!!! in retaliation. MIJ kill OBJ with It Came From Japan~!!! (Shining Wizard into an Ocean Cyclone Suplex) TW takes them both out with a flying cross body. TW turns right into a Sno Plow~!!! and no one is able to break it up in time.
WINNERS: THE ICE MEN. ML: What great action to kick us off tonight.
JK: Yes indeed. Seems our guys know a little something about tag team wrestling after all Razz.
Razz: I’d love to see the Ice Men go two on two with wCw to really prove which team is better.
Ross: Well it’s time for our second match. Mike Marvel has held onto the Television Title for five months. His opponents tonight each have legitimate claim to a title match. Super Tiger has pinned MM twice in match ups in the last month. Soul Dragon won a grueling gauntlet match in only his third week in the OOVWF, last eliminating Super Tiger. Seems like the only way to settle this is to put all three men in the ring.
JK: Well, let’s kick it to the ring.
Triple Threat Match for the OOVWF Television Title Mike Marvel (c) vs. Soul Dragon vs. Super Tiger
ST and SD jump MM to start and drive him down with a tandem Flat liner. SD immediately hits a jumping knee strike that drops ST and pulls MM to his feet. He then front suplexes MM onto of ST and gets a 2 count. He tosses ST out of the ring and focuses on MM. Standing switch leads to SD countering a German suplex with a back flip, but immediately getting kicked in the head by ST. MM clothesline ST down and stomps away.
SD with a vicious power bomb on the apron and he pulls MM in. A back breaker and a knee drop to the spine lead to a surfboard like maneuver and ST breaks it up. SD and ST go back and forth for a moment and SD ends that with a Fuji-war takedown. MM immediately pounces and wrenches back on SD’s neck until SD releases the arm bar and counters out of it into a roll up. ST drop kicks them both.
He shoves ST off, but ST lands on his feet. MM floors ST with a beautiful Moonsault, but before the ref can even count SD snatches MM off of ST and kills him with an Omen Driver~!!! ST crawls over a moment to late and SD is awarded the match and the title.
WINNER and NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION: SOUL DRAGONDragon Death Match Canadian Dragon vs. Dark Dragon
Fast paced action at its finest. CD has a counter for every one of DD’s moves and the younger man gets frustrated. DD finally gets some offense after DD tries to end it early with a Dragon Sleep and DD counters into a spinning neck breaker. DD pulls CD to the apron and hits a jumping elbow to his throat. Then he pulls CD out of the ring into a DDT on the floor. [Ross: Sweet Mercy! He’s trying to break Dragon’ s neck.] CD manages to get up at six and DD whiffs on a round house. CD arm drags him right into the barricade with authority and starts stomping the day lights out of him. Baseball slide into the barricade and DD is rocked. He does manage to get up at 8 though. Some more back and forth and they brawl up and down the entrance ramp. CD sets DD up for a Canadian Destroyer on the entrance ramp.
(JK: We’ve seen this before. This is how he gave Dark Dragon a concussion) Suddenly ST appears out of nowhere and waffles him with a chair. DD and ST stare each other down then shake hands before pulling CD up and giving him a spike pile driver on the chair. CD is out and no one comes to his rescue as the ref counts ten.
WINNER BY KNOCK OUT – DARK DRAGON 20 Man Battle Royal for an OOWF Contract Think, Royal Rumble 2004. That’s what I did
WINNER: TERRENCE “THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER” JONESOOVWF Women's Title Janice Walker (c) vs. Adrienne Williams (SFJ #32)
AW leaps on JW at the bell and begins pounding away at the champ. [ML: Adrienne’s showing no fear.] JW rolls out of the ring to regroup and AW hits a baseball slide that sends JW tumbling. AW rolls out and bangs JW’s head on the security railing twice before leading her to the ring. Spring board splash gets AW a 2 count. [JK: I can’t believe I’m seeing this. Adrienne Williams is dominating our 2 time Women’s Champion] AW presses the advantage with some forearm shots and then tries to whip JW to the ropes. JW counters, but misses a big boot and AW nails her with a dropkick. [ML: Well the underdog is sure looking like the favorite here.] JW begs off, and then pulls AW face first into the turn buckles. Rude boot to the back of the head sends AW down hard to the mat. [JK: That’s more like it.] JW stomps her a few times in the back of the head before lifting her up for a variation of the Gory Special. She spins AW around and sends her crashing to the mat for a 2 count. JW stands on the back of AW’s head for 3 counts of four before draping her neck across the middle rope. Inside-to-outside leg drop across the back of the head connects and JW brushes off her hands as she rolls back in. AW manages to roll the shoulder at 2. [Ross: She proved earlier that she can dish it out, and right now, she’s proving she can take the punishment as well.] JW locks in a seated full nelson, but AW manages to get her leg on the ropes. JW refuses to break however and the ref forces her to. She shoves the ref and AW gets a quick school girl for 2. A backslide gets another 2 count and JW is off balance enough for AW to hit a flying neck breaker for another 2. AW boots JW in the gut and grabs the double under hook [Razz: Looks like some sort of Tiger Bomb set up. ML: No I believe she’s attempting the Welcome to Atlanta. JK: Well she has been getting pointers from Alana] JW back body drops out of the attempt and then snatches AW by the throat and flattens her with a two handed sit down choke slam for a 2. JW shakes her head in disbelief before pulling AW onto her shoulders. [JK: This looks like the set up for the J-Crush. (TKO)] JW rotates her off her shoulders, but AW counters with beautiful inverted DDT. [ML: Cover her!. JK: Which side are you own?] JW rolls the shoulder at 2. [Ross: So close.] AW hits a leg drop for another 2 count. JW hits a jaw breaker for separation and hair mare take down. She then steps on AW’s face and twists her heel across it. AW sells it like her face has been ripped off. [JK: That’s OUR women’s champ. I never lost confidence in her.] JW toys with AW in the corner and AW explodes out with a spear and some mounted punches, then AW bangs JW’s head into the mat. The ref pulls AW off and JW thumbs her in the eye. She attempts a suplex, but AW counters with a roll up for a very close 2 count. [ML: What the hell is Janet doing out here?] Janet comes down to ring side to watch as JW regains control only to lose it quickly and fall prey to the Welcome to Atlanta~!!! (Pedigree) Janet pulls the ref out of the ring and he gives her a stern talking to. JW rolls out of the ring while Janet and the ref argue. Alana jumps the barricade and cleans JW’s clock with her own title and tosses her back in the ring. Alana then grabs Janet by the hair and drags her away. AW crawls over and drapes an arm over the fallen champ. Well make that former champ as the ref manages to
count the three before JW kicks out.
WINNER AND NEW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: ADRIENNE WILLIAMS”The Sexiest Man in the World” Michael Paul (C) vs. Hard Body Harris -
OOVWF Title Imagine a typical Television World Title match. Nothing too fancy, but good enough to main event the show. Notable spots would be MP’s spring board leg drop on HH through the announce table and a HH One and Only off the apron to the floor. The end comes when HH sets up for the To Be Edited in Later~!!! only to catch a low blow from Alana. MP helps set HH up for a Welcome to Atlanta~!!! Then hits the To Be Edited In Later~!!! on the belt.
WINNER AS A RESULT OF DISQUALIFICATION HARD BODY HARRIS. BUT STILL OOVWF CHAMPION THE SEXIEST MAN IN THE WORLD MICHAEL PAUL Moose Head Jack destroys some young guy, then smirks as they young guy is stretchered away.
T.J. Slick: What the hell’s the matter with you? This was supposed to be an exhibition. You’re supposed to be teaching us a little something about the “big leagues.”
MHJ: First off, you need to lower your tone when you address me. Secondly, what do you think I was doing?
TJ: Being a dick.
MHJ: Actually, I was teaching. (MHJ pops him in the mouth and then throws him face first into a nearby wall) Punks like you need this lesson the most. Pain. Either you’re the cause of it or you are the recipient. (kick to the gut) Class dismissed.
A FEW WEEKS LATER AT ANOTHER EVENT
MHJ is addressing a camera in a dark room.
MHJ: Like everyone else that has crossed my path, you will be dealt with the only way I know how… (TJ blindsides him and starts beating down on him until security pulls him off. (MHJ gets up and wipes the blood from his lip and spits) You have no idea what you’ve started. But you will soon.
A WEEK LATER...
TJ is up top for a move when suddenly EOM and LDW jump the barricade and drag him to the outside and put the beat down on him. They drag him to the entrance ramp where MHJ is standing. They hand TJ to MHJ, who proceeds to DDT him on the ramp.[Rapid fire sequence of the escalating violence until the match is made]
Ultimate Onslaught Survival Team OOWF vs. Team OOVWF
MHJ and TJ get nose to nose [Ross: This will go a long way towards establishing names for these young kids] and start throwing punches to start this thing off proper. [ML: TJ is not going to back down to that sadistic son of a bitch. Razz: a bit bias are we? ML: You’re got damn right I am.] MHJ breaks up the punching with a knee to the gut and an Irish whip. TJ ducks the lariat and fires back with a beautiful drop kick. MHJ back to his feet and TJ arm drags him over and locks in an arm bar. MHJ rakes the eyes and drop TJ with a back elbow to the bridge of the nose. Palming the back of his head, MHJ drives him face first into the mat and pounds it into the canvas three more times for good measure. [Ross: Jack has a mean streak a mile long.] MHJ rakes his boot across TJ’s nose before tagging in LDW who immediately goes to work with a succession of forearms to the face before whipping him hard into the corner. Tag to EOM who spring boards in with a leg drop to the back of the head for 2. EOM gives him three hard kicks to the gut and then hits a rolling snap mare neck breaker maneuver for another 2. [ML: Eric is quite innovative with his offense] EOM tags MHJ back in, who toys with TJ with light kicks to the face. TJ swats away one of the playful kicks and lunges forward with an elbow to the gut. MHJ is stunned and catches a ghetto blaster for his troubles. NH gets the leaping tag and mauls MHJ with a shoulder tackle. Running power slam gets 2 and NH tosses MHJ into the corner. MHJ gets the boots up and a jumping clothesline puts the big man down. Tag to LDW he runs right into an over head suplex. EOM goes air borne and NH catches him and tosses him into LDW. UD and BD attack and beat him down and that draws everyone into the ring. TJ sends MHJ over the top rope with a clothesline and planchas out after him. LDW attempts to DDT DD, but Diablo boots him in the face and he rolls to the outside. EOM drops a leg drop across the back of TJ’s head while he is straddled across the barricade. Diablo sends UD out with a huge big boot. DD launches himself into the group outside and they manage to catch him, but Diablo hits a no hands dive over the top and floors all seven men.
Back in the ring, BD wiggles free of a shoulder high slam and shoves NH into the corner. NH staggers right into a DKO Drop~!!! attempt but manages to flip out and level BD with a clothesline. NH has BD set up for the BF Driver~!!! (double under hook pile driver) but UD rescues his partner with a timely Choke slam. BD whispers something to UD then climbs to the top turnbuckle. UD hoists NH up for a Last Ride power bomb and backs into BD, who hooks NH for an Urinage set up. Doomsday STO puts an end to NH’s night at 8:15 after LDW pins him. [Ross: I don’t think I’ve ever seen such an amazing tandem maneuver. JK: I don’t know about you guys, but until they come up with a better name, I’m dubbing that the Black Dawg Down.] NICK HOLYFIELD ELIMINATED. LDW is immediately attacked by DD who gets the better of him with his quickness, but gets caught with a beautifully timed drop kick to the midsection on a cross body attempt. EOM in and he and DD go through a series of silky smooth martial arts goodness until EOM hits a gorgeous reverse spinning round house kick to the face. EOM sets up for the Frog Splash, but Diablo distracts him long enough for DD to recover. Top rope Frankensteiner sends EOM halfway across the ring. Diablo tagged in and BD gets the tag from a spent EOM. BD runs right into a big boot. LDW gets a high back body drop for his troubles. Spine buster to MHJ and finally UD is able to stop the onslaught with a leaping clothesline. BD stomps away at Diablo and hits a nasty jumping two footed stomp to the chest then immediately hits a moonsault for 2. UD tagged in and they whip Diablo into the corner hard. UD whips BD into Diablo and nails him with a rope climb knee to the jaw. BD then grabs Diablo and runs him directly into a waiting UD big boot. [Razz: I’m going on record as saying the Black Dawgs will be tag champs in the year 2006] UD works Diablo over in the corner with dog bones and elbows before sending him to the opposite corner. He completely crushes him with an avalanche then tags BD back in. BD nails a few brutal kicks to the head then pulls the big man up for a snap suplex. BD pops the hips for a second attempt, but Diablo blocks this one and sends BD down with a front suplex. SS jumps in to distract the ref and TJ nails the Slick Kick~!!! to BD. BD stumbles right into a Nightmare Bomb~!!!(Sit Down Two Handed Choke Slam) UD is a second too late to break up the count and BLACK DRAGON is ELIMINATED AT 15:35. UD immediately grabs the big man by the throat and gives him a hellacious choke slam. Diablo manages to get his leg on the rope and UD has a few words with the ref. Meanwhile, LDW and MHJ sneak into the ring and kill Diablo with a Heart Punch/Release German Suplex combo. UD gives the upstart a Fire Plug Driver~!!! and sends him to the showers at 16:28. TJ is in and nails Big Dawg with a Slick Kick~!!! that impossibly only gets a two. TJ’s eyes get really big as he tags in SS who attempts to hit a Final Strike~!!! (Nightmare on Helms Street/Final Cut) on the dazed UD, but UD powers him off into the corner and levels him with a big boot after SS stumbles out. UD gives TJ an uppercut and DD an elbow before turning his attention back to SS. He picks him up for a Fire Plug Driver~!!! but SS wiggles free and hits a reverse DDT for 2. SS stays on UD, but UD shoves him away. SS comes back with a clothesline that rocks UD, but does not topple him. SS tries again and gets goozled for his troubles. SS counters the choke slam into a Diamond Cutter, but only gets another 2 as UD rolls the shoulder. He tags TJ back in and TJ drops him with a second Slick Kick~!!! Not taking any chances, he tags in DD who hits the Devil’s Descent~!!! to finally put away the big man at 18:40. UNDER DAWG ELIMINATED. The remaining members of Team OOWF maul DD. TJ spring boards in with a clothesline for Moose and SS and LDW go punch for punch. In the melee, Moose nails TJ with a Heart Punch after TJ catches LDW with a back drop driver. SS spears MHJ as he admires his handiwork and somehow EOM catches DD with an impossibly quick huracarana pin to ELIMINATE DANNY DEVIL AT 24:12. The other four men brawl on the outside and EOM slides out to assist LDW. [Ross: More than a year ago, these two men made quite the formidable tag team.] They spike SS with a tandem brain buster on the outside. [ML: My lord! Do they have to try to kill the guy? Get the match back in the damn ring. Razz: Not that I’m condoning their actions, but that’s what these guys do] TJ tastes ring post as they drag SS back into the ring. EOM finishes SS of with a Frog Splash at 27:45. SAM STRIKER ELIMINATED. A bloodied TJ crawls back into the ring and EOM lines him up for a super kick. TJ ducks it and hits a beautiful back somersault kick to the back of EOM’s head. [ML: Eat your heart out A.J. Styles.] LDW gets back body dropped to the outside and MHJ blindsides TJ. The ref gets in his face about it and MHJ shoves him away only to eat a super kick to the mouth. EOM charges in and TJ drop kicks him in the knees. Hooking his feet under EOM’s under arms, he twists both their bodies into a unique pinning combination to ELIMINATE ERIC O’MAC AT 32:45. LDW rushes in and kills TJ with clothesline to the back of the head. LDW roughs TJ up with knees to the head, a swinging neck breaker, and a sleeper. TJ back suplexes out of it and both men are down. They get up swinging and LDW ducks a particularly wild haymaker and hits a back breaker then immediately pulls TJ up into a German suplex. He rolls through with it and calls MHJ in for the Heart Punch [JK: We’ve seen this before. Razz: And there’s no one to save him after this connects.] TJ boots MHJ in the face, elbows LDW twice, then kicks off MHJ into a Flipping Inverted DDT. MHJ looks on as his partner is pinned and LDW is eliminated at 37:38. [Ross: Now it’s down to the reason why we have this match in the first place. ML: Kick his ass Slick. Razz: A bit bias aren’t we? ML: You’re got damned right I am] MHJ is putting a beating on the youngest but TJ won’t say die and rallies back. The battle spills to the outside and MHJ tries to end this with a DDT through the table. TJ back body drops him all the way to the floor. TJ takes a well deserved breather as MHJ pulls himself into the ring. Slick Kick~!!! avoided and MHJ nails him with a roaring forearm to the back of the head. TJ collapses and MHJ is stunned when he only gets a 2 count. He goes to get a chair and while the ref fights with him Thim Reynolds kills TJ with a half nelson suplex. [ML: What the hell? He isn’t allowed in the building.] MHJ goes for the easy pin fall, but the ref is distracted by Concrete TG. [Razz: I know these two don’t like each other, but I can’t see CTG costing us the match] CTG mouths something to MHJ who smirks and walks right into a super kick. [ML: Cover him kid! Make yourself famous!] TJ does just that, pulling the tights and everything to ELIMINATE MOOSE HEAD JACK at 45:52. The entire locker room pours out to congratulate him as CTG drags MHJ out of the ring.
ML: Take a bow son, you’ve earned it. I’m Marv Leeman for Ross, Razz, and Jake saying Happy New Year’s everyone and see you next week!
