OOWF Night of Firsts!
Live From Tijuana, Mexico
AUSTRAROO vs. CORAX vs. SOULDRAGONCorax limps to the ring, still showing the effects of his match with Thim at MidWeek Mayhem. SD and Austraroo take immediate notice of Corax injury and dash across the ring and double drop kick Corax in that injured leg. Austraroo is up first and he grabs Corax injured leg and locks on a spinning toe hold. As soon as he spins, SD chops him to the mat, grabs Corax leg and hits a spinning toe hold of his own. Austraroo chops him out of it and reapplies the move. They take turns with them for a few minutes, then Corax mercifully makes it to the ropes and falls to the floor. Roo and SD both land suicide dives over the top rope and land on Corax just as he is getting to his feet. As he falls to the floor, his leg buckles and gets caught under him. Corax screams in pain, and the ref immediately makes the dreaded “X” sign. Medical officials come out and help Corax to the back, the match is ordered to continue as a one on one match between Roo and SoulDragon. The match restarts and it is a slow feeling out process for both men. Austraroo has the speed advantage, SoulDragon the size and experience advantage. The match is a luchadore style clinic. Roo goes for a dragon sault out of the corner, but SD catches him on the top rope and reverses it into a top rope release German suplex. SD climbs the ropes and waits for Austraroo to get to his feet, as he does, SD leaps and hits a beautiful cross body block for a two count. Austraroo gets to his feet, SD kicks him and grabs him for the School of Dragons, but ‘Roo reverses it by flipping SD over his shoulder and bridging in a pinning position. SD escapes one second too late and Austraroo gets a surprise three count.
WINNER in 9:14 Austraroo
SHASHWAT MISHRA vs. STANKStank comes out first, Mishra comes to the ring, looking more demented than usual, he pauses along the way to shatter a tequila bottle and cut his chest with shards of the broken glass. Inside the ring, Stank smiles to himself, steps out of the ring and grabs a chain that has been conveniently left at ringside. Mishra and Stank both enter the ring and the fight is on. Mishra charges across the ring and tries gouging Stank’s eyes with the glass, Stank fights him off and gets a couple of shots in with the chain. Mishra staggers and Stank charges and tries a clothesline. Mishra catches Stank’s charge and takes him down to the mat in a cross face type move, but he can only get Stank down to one knee. Instead of trying to get him all the way down and try for a submission, Mishra starts to gouge Stank’s arm with the glass. Stank screams in pain as the blood flows down his arm. The ref threatens Mishra with a DQ, Mishra breaks the hold to argue with the ref, which allows Stank time to recover. Stank attacks Mishra from behind and backs him into the corner. Stank grabs a piece of glass from Mishra, grabs him in a side headlock and jabs him in the face with the glass. Mishra is quickly a bloody mess. The brawl continues, just on the edge of a disqualification the whole time. The ref shows an amazing amount of leniency in calling this one. Finally, Stank goes too far, he has Mishra down on the mat and grabs a chair and slams it down, narrowly missing Mishra’s head. The ref warns Stank, and Stank argues with ref, grabbing him by the throat and threatening physical violence. With the ref obviously distracted, Mishra grabs the chain and wraps it around his fist, low blows Stank and rolls him up. Mishra also grabs a hand full of tights and gets a three count.
WINNER in 11:09 Shashwat Mishra
After the match, Stank complains about the low blow AND the pull of the tights, the ref claims to have not seen a thing, so Stank grabs him and hits a Stank-U, leaves the ref lying and heads to the back.
JW WESTGAARD vs. MERCURYMercury tries to attack to start things, but Westgaard quickly recovers and gets a couple of shots in and whips Mercury to the ropes and hits him with a CROSS CHECK that sends Mercury to the floor. Westgaard follows him out, tries to pull him to his feet, but Mercury goes to the eyes and hits a nice spinning heel kick that sends Westgaard over the railing into the crowd. Mercury pulls Westgaard over the railing, then lifts him for an atomic drop and drops him crotch first on the railing. Mercury climbs on the apron and leaps for a clothesline, but JWW moves out of the way and Mercury slams down on the railing throat first, nearly knocking himself out in the process. Westgaard pulls Mercury up and runs him back first into the apron. Keeping him pinned against the apron Westgaard lights him up with some stiff body shots. Mercury slumps to his knees; Westgaard takes a few steps backward and hits a running knee lift that sends Merc to the floor. JWW rolls in to break the ten count, then back to the floor, he pulls Mercury to his feet, scoops him up in a high slam and ties him to the tree of woe, on the OUTSIDE of the ring! Mercury’s head is resting against the ring post, Westgaard takes a few steps back, gets a running start and hits a knee to Mercury’s head that slams the back of his head into the steel post. Westgaard unhooks his leg and Mercury falls to the floor. Westgaard rolls him back into the ring and covers, but somehow Merc kicks out. The match continues, Mercury gets in a few offensive moves, but that tree of woe really took its toll. Mercury thinks he wins it after a roll up, he only gets two and argues with the ref. JWW retreats to the corner and explodes out and levels Merc with another CROSS CHECK. JWW follows it with an Ice Auger, and this one his history.
WINNER in 7:38 JW Westgaard
FF CAPSLOCK vs. MR. JEALOUSJealous meets Capslock in the center of the ring and calls for a test of strength. Capslock agrees and the two big men lock up. Jealous gets the initial advantage pretty easily, forcing FFC to his knees. Capslock rallies and fights his way back to a vertical base. Jealous looks a little worried as FFC starts to force him down, so he breaks the contest with a kick to the mid section. Jealous scoops Capslock up and slams him to the mat with relative ease, very impressive! Jealous hits the ropes and tries a flying fist drop but FFC moves out of the way and Jealous nearly breaks his arm. Capslock capitalizes, grabbing Jealous’s wrist and slams it down on his knee, then takes Jealous from corner to corner slamming his wrist onto the turnbuckle. Jealous staggers grabbing his wrist in pain, and FFC scoops him up and slams him to the mat, then drops a beefy elbow across his chest. FFC covers, but Jealous powers out at two. The match is your typical big man contest, no high flying moves here. FFC catches Jealous with an avalanche in the corner, then locks on a bear hug in the middle of the ring. Jealous fades a bit, but then makes his come back, forcing his arms between Capslock’s arms and finally breaking the hold. Capslock head buts Jealous a couple of times and staggers him, then hits the ropes for a clothesline, but Jealous catches him with a power slam! Jealous covers, but somehow FFC kicks out at two. Jealous goes on the offensive, whipping FFC into the corner and rocking him with a running clothesline. Capslock staggers out and Jealous hooks him and tries to lift him in a Jealous Rage, FFC blocks it by elbowing out of the move and grabs Jealous by the throat for a choke slam, Jealous slips around behind FFC and takes him to the mat with a club to the back of the head, then in an amazing display of strength locks on the Love Hurts. Capslock refuses to submit, he fights it for several minutes, but will not give in, finally his body goes limp and the ref calls for the bell.
WINNER in 15:27 Mr. Jealous
UNCLE ENTITY(w/Jesse Garron) vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTER(w/Johnny Adrenaline)Both men have seconds in their corner, which no doubt will eventually come into play. They circle to start, collar and elbow tie up, AA grabs an arm wringer, but UE immediately ducks under and turns it into a fireman’s carry and locks on an arm bar of his own, AA scoots to the ropes and wraps his feet around the bottom rope to force the break. AA gets to his feet and stares at UE. They meet in the center of the ring again and Entity grabs AA in a side head lock, AA tries to shove him to the ropes but UE grabs his hair and holds on. AA and Johnny scream for the ref to force the break, but the ref didn’t see anything. AA nails UE with a couple of elbows to the kidneys and slips out of the side head lock and locks on a hammer lock. AA looks pleased with himself, UE spins out of it, goes behind AA, spins him around and dims his lights with a European upper cut. AA slowly falls on his rear, the lights are on but no one is home, UE closes in on AA, but Johnny grabs him and pulls him under the bottom rope. The Chickenshit Heels put their heads together and discuss strategy. Entity asks the ref to get AA back in the ring, when the ref goes over to talk to them, Entity turns to Garron and Jesse passes him something that UE conceals in his tights. The match continues with an old school feel to it, neither man can keep an advantage for long. The end comes when AA hits a big back body drop on UE and calls for the claw! Jesse Garron jumps on the apron, Johnny runs over and pulls him off, with the ref distracted, UE pulls the knucks out of his tights and BLASTS AA. Attitude Adjuster is out. Entity covers, but the ref is distracted by Garron. Garron and Johnny. Entity gets up and walks over and tells Garron to get down, the ref looks and sees AA is out; meanwhile, Johnny slips into the ring, spins EU around and hits the Adrenaline Rush! Now Garron is screaming at the ref! The ref turns to Garron and Johnny pulls AA over on UE. Johnny slips out of the ring and clocks Garron and yells for the ref to turn around. Now the ref sees an unconscious AA covering an equally unconscious UE. He looks confused but makes the three count anyway.
WINNER in 11:49 Attitude Adjuster
Johnny hauls AA out of the ring, he barely knows where he is, but they celebrate nonetheless.
CHRIS COLE vs. CANADIAN DRAGONCanadian Dragon comes to the ring carrying a ladder. He sets it up just outside the ring and slides under the bottom rope. Cole just stares at him. It certainly appears that Cole is not in a very good mood after dropping a match to Siriram last week. Dragon climbs the rope to acknowledge his fans (and the cheers are not quite what they used to be) while he is on the top rope, Cole attacks, drop kicking CD in the back and nearly knocking him off the top to the floor. CD maintains his balance and Cole climbs onto the bottom rope and nails CD with a Razor’s Edge from the second rope. Cole covers, but CD kicks out at two. CC pulls Dragon up and hits a snap suplex, rolls through, and gets another two count. Cole pulls him up again and whips CD to the ropes and catches him with a hard clothesline. Dragon lands face first on the mat, Cole rolls him over and tries a figure four, but CD rolls him up in a small package. CD gets to his feet first, and pastes Cole with a super kick to the mouth as soon as he stands up. Dragon takes over now, he pulls Cole up in a long standing vertical suplex, then turns it into a jack hammer, but instead of making the cover, Dragon hits the Super Crazy trio of moon saults, then covers. Somehow Cole still manages to kick out. CD has Cole groggy and sets him up for the Canadian Destroyer! Before he can hit the move, GM the Rick is out on the stage with a mic:
GMtR: Whoah, whoah whoah Dragon. You have sent two guys to the hospital with that move, as well as a couple of Sexy Female Journalists, so no more. Ref, if he hits that move, disqualify him, and Dragon, you hit that move, and you and I are going to have real problems.The distraction from GM the Rick is enough to allow Cole to slip out of the Destroyer, take Dragon to the mat and lock on the Raised Texas Cloverleaf! Dragon tries to reverse out of it, but can’t, he tries to make it to the ropes, but can’t, finally he is forced to tap out.
WINNER in 21:57 Chris Cole
After the match, Cole celebrates in the ring, and Dragon attacks him from behind. Dragon pulls Cole up, sets him up for the Canadian Destroyer, locks eyes with GM the Rick, Rick rushes to ringside, but CD hits the move anyway leaving Cole lying in the center of the ring. CD leaves the ring and heads to the back, the whole time GM the Rick is following alongside him yelling the whole time.
SERAPH vs. DONOVAN VIPER(w/Ayaka & Missy)Seraph comes to the ring first and waits stoically in the corner. Donovan Viper comes out next and the crowd erupts in a huge HO-MO chant. Viper and the ladies get into the ring and Viper strikes a pose with the ladies hanging all over him. Seraph slowly walks to the center of the ring and stares at Viper, Viper smirks at first, Seraph’s expression does not change. After a few seconds Viper starts to become a bit unnerved, finally he gets in Seraph’s face and starts screaming at him “I AM NOT A HOMO!” Seraph’s expression still does not change, Viper is livid. The fans are chanting HO-MO until it becomes a deafening roar. Finally Viper turns and charges at Seraph, Seraph takes him down with a drop toe hold and grabs a side head lock grinding him on the mat. Viper fights to his feet and whips Seraph to the ropes, Seraph drops DV with a shoulder block and hits the far ropes again, Viper catches him and throws him over the top rope to the floor. The fans are still chanting at Donnie, and he is wild with rage. Viper leaves the ring and goes after Seraph. He tries to set him up for a Sidewinder, but Seraph reverses it to a power slam on the floor. Seraph slides back into the ring, Ayaka and Missy help Viper to his feet and he follows them in. The match continues for several minutes, Seraph has the advantage and appears to be setting up Viper for the Propitation. Missy jumps up on the apron and calls the ref over, she is yelling at him to check her eye, she claims to have something in her eye. While the ref looks, Seraph kicks Viper in the midsection, doubling him over, then bounds off the ropes, from the outside, Ayaka hooks seraph’s leg, when he turns to look at her she jabs him in the mid section with he always-present baseball bat. It has little effect and Seraph just looks at her, expressionless. With the ref and Seraph distracted, Viper digs in his tights and pulls out a chain and wraps it around his elbow, then spins Seraph around and LEVELS him with a Death Elbow opening a huge gash on Seraph’s forehead. Donnie pulls Seraph up, hits a side winder and gets the three count.
WINNER in 14:13 Donovan Viper
THIM REYNOLDS vs. SIRIRAMThis should be quite the mat wrestling treat. Both men take a no nonsense approach to the match and their MO is to break a guy down, pick a body part and get the win. It will be very important not to make the first mistake in this one. They circle each other slowly looking for an opening. Siriram knows Thim has had a series of brutal matches with Corax, and his balance might be a bit off. Siriram darts in a few times forcing Thim to make quick moves to fend him off. It takes Thim a second longer than normal to regain his focus and balance, and Siriram capitalizes on this. After darting in, Siriram hits a spin kick that catches Thim in the side of the head and knocks him to the mat. Thim immediately tries to get to his feet, and Siriram pounces on him and rolls through in a Mahistrol cradle. Thim is able to roll his shoulder at two. Siriram gets to his feet quickly and takes Thim over with a side head lock, then immediately leaves him on the mat and drives a couple of knees into the side of his head. Thim grabs his head in pain and gets angry. Siriram grabs a hammer lock, Thim fights to his feet and backs Siriram into the corner, when Siriram releases the hold, Thim turns on him and unleashes a barrage of chops. The match goes back and forth for a long time. Thim does everything he can to protect his head, Siriram target’s Thim’s head, knock down the head and the body will follow. The turning point in the match comes when Siriram goes for the Red Fort, but Thim counters it into a back drop, spins and rolls Siriram over and begins to apply the Adjustment. Siriram and Thim roll around on the mat exchanging attempts at submission holds. Siriram nearly gets the key lock on, but Thim slips out of it and applies the neck cracker. Siriram reverses that into the Cattle Mutilation, but somehow Thim rolls out of that. The mat wrestling is phenomenal, and the Mexican fans are cheering it on lustily despite both men technically being heels. Finally Thim slips around Siriram keeps him pinned to the mat and locks on the Adjustment. Siriram tries several reversals, but Thim holds on like a bulldog. There is no escape, Thim ramps up the pressure and Siriram is forced to tap.
WINNER in 33:48 Thim Reynolds
After the match, both men get to their feet. Thim and Siriram exchange looks, of what appear to be mutual respect, before they both head to the back.
UNDERDAWG vs. JUSTIN SANEJustin Sane comes to the ring first, he waves to the crowd, and basks in their cheers, someone throws a piñata into the ring, it hits Sane on the head, he falls to the mat, piñata on top, a ref appears from nowhere and makes the three count. Sane slides out of the ring and sees Ladder leaning against the railing and he argues with the Ladder. Engaging no doubt. Sane is so engrossed in his argument with Ladder that he doesn’t even notice UnderDawg has made his entrance and has come up behind him. Once the shadow falls across Sane, he turns around and looks at Dawg, and goes pale. Sane closes his eyes and throws a couple of punches to the Big Dawg’s mid section that have zero effect. UD drops a couple of massive soup bones down on Sane then lifts him up in a military press and throws Sane OVER the top rope into the ring. UnderDawg follows Sane in and watches his smaller opponent. Sane “Hulk’s up” and goes all karate kid on big Dawg, hitting a couple of chops and punches, he even strikes the Crane and tries to throw a kick, UD swats him aside and nearly kicks his head off of his shoulders. UD jerks Sane to his feet and throws him in the corner and follows him in with a clothesline, then sends him into the opposite corner and follows him in with a big clothesline. Sane staggers to the middle of the ring and does the Flair flop. UD hits the ropes and drops a big leg drop down on the back of Sane’s head. This one is over already. UD pulls Sane up, whips him to the ropes, catches him by the throat and lifts him for a big chokeslam! UD is not quite finished though; he pulls the Sanest Man Alive up again, tosses him over his shoulder and hits a fireplug pile driver. The cover and the pin is academic.
WINNER in 4:05 UnderDawg
CAPELLAN vs. CONCRETE TGCap and Crete meet in the middle of the ring and shake hands. This should be a good one. Slow circle to start, collar and elbow tie up, Capellan takes CTG over with an arm drag, then springs to his feet, springs off the second rope and hits Concrete in the chest with a drop kick just as he gets to his feet. Concrete springs up again and Capellan leaps and takes him across the ring with a head scissors. Concrete backs into the corner and tries to regroup, but Capellan flies in and takes Crete to the middle of the ring with a monkey flip, Crete lands on his feet, turns and catches a surprised Capellan with a knife edge chop that backs him into the corner. Concrete pulls Cap out of the corner, lifts him for a vertical suplex, then drops him on the top rope crotch first. Crete then leaps to the top rope, spins in mid air and catches Capellan with a shining wizard to the side of the head that sends Capellan to the floor. Capellan recovers quickly enough and slides under the bottom rope. We are right back to where we started, both men slowly circle each other and look for the opening. Crete and Capellan put on a clinic for almost 45 minutes, a scientific masterpiece. The end comes when Capellan stuns Concrete with a dragon kick, then leaps to the top rope and lands on Concrete’s shoulders for a victory roll, Crete holds on and blocks the move, then spins and drops Capellan head first on the top turnbuckle! SNAKE EYES! Crete pulls a stunned Cap to his feet and tries a Cement Mixer, Capellan slips out of it and grabs Crete’s foot and takes him to the mat and tries a figure four, Crete rolls him up in a small package, Cap escapes, Cap springs to his feet, CTG rocks him with a European upper cut, then slips behind him and hits a Cement Mixer, covers and hooks both legs and gets a three count.
WINNER in 43:27 Concrete TG
After the match Concrete helps Capellan to his feet, the two shake hands again and embrace. The crowd erupts and cheers both men enthusiastically for a fantastic match.
BLACKDRAGON vs. MICROPLAYMicroplay scoffs at Blackdragon and confidently walks up to him in the middle of the ring and shoves him by the face. Dragon unleashes a chop on MP that echoes throughout the arena. MP points at BD and threatens him, BD grabs MP by the arm and slams him to the mat and locks on the cross face. MP’s eyes go wide and he yells in pain. MP is able to scoot close enough to the ropes to get his foot on the ropes and force the break. He slides out of the ring and stares at BD, eyes wide. BD remains stoic in the ring, and walks over to MP and holds the ropes open for him, inviting him back into the ring. MP waves him off and walks around the ring to the other side and climbs between the ropes. Microplay gets the ref to distract BD for a second then attacks with a double axe handle to the side of BD’s head. Dragon drops to one knee, MP bounds off the ropes and is stopped dead in his tracks by a BD forearm to the chest. Dragon spins behind MP and drops him with a series of German Suplexes, the last one is a release German that sends MP between the ropes to the floor. MP recovers on the outside and clearly shows frustration. MP slides under the ropes and the two lock up, this time MP goes to the eyes and gets the advantage, nearly taking BD’s head off with a clothesline. The match continues, MP dominates, keeping BD grounded with a mixture of mat wrestling and some high flying moves. The turning point comes when MP has BD on the top rope and sets him up for a superplex, BD heat buts his way out of it, sending MP falling to the mat. BD climbs to the top rope and hits a diving head but, BD covers but only gets two. Microplay gets to his feet and tries a clothesline, BD catches his arm and drops him to the mat locking on a cross face! MP fights the hold, but cannot escape, MP is forced to tap.
WINNER in 11:41 Blackdragon
HARPER CAMBY vs. HARDBODY HARRISHardbody Harris comes to the ring, making his first ever appearance in Mexico. The fans swoon, a few of the girls pass out, several are seen crying. The ovation is deafening. Harris plays to the crowd and leaves the ring to shake hands and give hugs, even after Camby’s music starts. Camby charges to the ring, he appears to be in a homicidal rage and had a psychotic look on his face, he hits the ring and notices that Harris has not paid any attention to him. Camby leaves the ring and attacks Harris from behind. Camby clubs Harris from behind and stomps him into a heap on the floor. Camby pauses for a second to sneer at the crowd. He pulls Harris up by the hair to his knees and pounds at his head. Camby pulls Harris up and shoots him into the ring and follows him into the ring. Harris unleashes a couple of shots to Camby, but they seem to have little effect on the massive Camby. Camby grabs Harris and knees him in the midsection, dropping Harris to his knees, Camby then pulls Harris’ head back and drops several stiff elbows to Harris face, then pulls him up and throws him over the top rope to the floor. Camby leaves the ring, grabs Harris once again and whips him face first into the ring post. Camby slides into the ring and flexes his impressive muscles. Harris stirs on the floor, he face a mass of blood from a nasty gash on his head. Harris slowly rolls into the ring, Camby picks him up and hits the Dominator and calmly covers Harris. HH kicks out at two and Camby comes unglued. HC pulls Harris up, Harris throws a couple of punches, but HC grabs him by the throat with both hands and lifts him high in the air. Harris fights, but cannot escape. The ref threatens Camby, so Camby throws Harris into the corner, HH hits hard and falls to the mat. Camby then turns to the referee, grabs him by the throat and choke slams him to the mat. That’s all for Mr. Camby
WINNER by DQ in 5:05 Hardbody Harris
Harris tires to save the referee, but Camby attacks again and levels Harris with a clothesline. HC slides out of the ring and grabs a chair and gets back in the ring and waits, as soon as HH stands up, Camby KO’s him with a wicked chair shot. Camby stands over the fallen Harris and warps the chair by repeatedly hitting him on the back and the back of the head. Security floods the ring, but Camby takes most of them out too. The fans are near riot, booing Camby and filling the ring with litter. Finally TO comes to the ring and talks his partner into leaving before the fans rush the ring and tear him apart. A very bloody, and very battered Hardbody Harris is helped to his feet and helped to the back.
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. JOHNNY ADRENALINEJack hits the ring first and slumps in the corner. Johnny comes out next, followed by AA who still looks dazed from the earlier attack. While Johnny and AA parade around the ring, Moose slips quietly under the bottom rope and grabs a chair. He comes back into the ring, and just as Johnny turns around, Moose swings the chair. At the last possible second Johnny ducks, and an already dazed AA catches the chair right in the face. AA falls back against the ropes, then slowly falls between the ropes to the floor. Moose tosses the chair aside and takes Johnny to the mat with a clothesline and mounts him and hammers away with punches. FF Capslock rushes to ringside and starts yelling “CAPS buddy! talk to me!! AA!! FFC starts performing CPR to revive AA. Meanwhile inside the ring, Moose has his hands wrapped around Johnny’s throat. Johnny, barely able to whisper, calls to FFC “how bout some help here?” FFC turns to Johnny, glares at him “SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHNNY!!!” Then goes back to helping revive AA. Johnny rakes Moose’s eyes and forces the break. Johnny gets to his feet, gasping for breath, he turns around am Moose is standing right there, MHJ backs Johnny into the corner and unleashes a barrage of punches that sends Johnny to the mat. Moose is in berserk psycho mode. Over the PA system we hear a loud WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! FATBOY! And Ric Flair struts to the ring. Flair climbs between the ropes, and does his Flair strut and dance. Moose pauses long enough to watch him, When Flair stops in front of Jack and unleashes a WHOOOO! Jack grabs him and hits a heart punch. Flair blades and falls from the ring. This distraction gives Johnny the chance to attack from the corner. Johnny actually gets in a few minutes of offense, but Jack and his fury are too much. Johnny whips Jack to the ropes and lowers his head a second too soon; Moose plants him with vicious DDT. Jack gets to his feet and Jesus H. Kidneypuncher and Ron Simmons are in the ring. Moose glares at them both; JHK punches himself in the kidneys and leaves the ring. Ron Simmons looks at the carnage, all he says is “Damn!” and leaves the ring. Jack turns back to Johnny, pulls him up and destroys him with a heart punch. Jack covers, but the referee has been pulled aside by FFC who is still trying to bring AA around. Jack gets up and turns around and Niles PASTES him between the eyes with a lead pipe. Jack is out cold! Niles pulls a barely conscious Johnny on top of Moose. Concrete TG hits the ring and goes after Niles; Niles flees through the crowd with CTG in pursuit. The referee turns back around to see Johnny making the cover and makes the three count.
WINNER in 15:08 Johnny Adrenaline
FIRECHILD vs. OUTBACK JACKFC charges to start and OBJ takes him down with a drop toe hold then pounces on top of him and tries for a fujiwara arm bar. FC quickly makes it to the ropes and forces the break. FC springs to his feet; OBJ turns around and receives a finger poke of extreme discomfort to the eye. OBJ doubles over in pain and FC hits the ropes and takes OBJ down with a swinging neck breaker. FC covers but only gets a one count. OBJ gets to his feet, and is still trying to clear up his vision, FC bounds off the ropes again and tries a bulldog, but OBJ catches him and runs FC into the top corner and deposits him on the top turnbuckle, snags his foot and pulls him back in the tree of woe. FC desperately tries to free himself, OBJ sprints back to the opposite corner and rushes across the ring and buries a knee into FC’s midsection, then for added measure he kicks FC in the face. FC frees himself, falls to the mat and rolls to the outside. After a few seconds to regain his composure, FC gets on the apron, Jack tries to bring him in with a suplex, but FC slips behind him and kicks OBJ low. That draws a warning from the ref. FC laughs, then takes OBJ and runs him head first into the corner. FC dominates for a few minutes but can’t put OBJ away. FC scoops him up and tries a slam, but Jack holds on for a two count. Both men pop to their feet, FC swings wildly, OBJ hits a Bubba Bomb. FC writhes in pain; OBJ backs to a corner and waits for Firechild to get to his feet, setting him up for the boomerang. Jack rushes across the ring, but at the last second FC ducks, OBJ hits the ropes and rebounds…right into a super kick to the mouth! OBJ hits the mat, FC pulls him to his feet and hits the Wings of Phoenix and gets the hard fought three count.
WINNER in 11:59 Firechild
PHIL vs. GATORBAITThe two shake hands to lock up. GB hits the ropes trying for a shoulder block take down, but he bounces off the much larger Phil and hits the mat hard. GB gets to his feet and slowly circles Phil looking for another way to take him down. GB dashes in and unleashes a barrage of chops, punches and kicks that takes Phil to one knee. GB hits the ropes and comes flying with a Samoa Joe one leg drop kick that catches Phil in the head and sends him to the mat. Gator covers and gets a one count. As Phil tires to get back to his feet, GB grabs him in a side head lock, Phil reverses it to a belly to back suplex, Phil gets up and hits the ropes and tires a leg drop but there is no one home, Gator puts Phil on the mat with a kick to the face and tries to lock on the figure four. He is successful for a moment, but then Phil uses his massive size advantage to reverse it, GB gets to the ropes and forces the break. Gator uses his speed to avoid Phil, but Phil has a decided size advantage. Neither man can get a decisive advantage until Gator has Phil rocked and staggering, he calls for the CHOMP! There is no way in hell. He gets Phil about halfway up, but then Phil’s weight is just too great and Gator drops him and falls to his knees grabbing his back in pain. Phil picks Gator up and hits a YARPLEX! That’s it. NO! Gator kicks out at two! Phil pulls him up and hits another YARPLEX! Ok, now that is it, for real. NO! Phil looks stunned. Finally he picks Gator up, Gator swings wildly, Phil avoids it and hits the UNDEAD ASTRO PLUNDER BUSTER! Ok now it is really over, Phil gets the three count.
WINNER in 12:47 Phil
ERIC O’MAC vs. CHRIS ALTChris Alt paces in the ring, anxiously waiting for his opponent. Since the title is not on the line, this is also not an Onslaught rules match. EOM comes to the ring with his normal cocky entrance. He orders the ref to check Alt, but the ref explains to him that this is not an Onslaught rules match. Eric protests and is about to leave the ring hen Alt rolls him up from behind and gets a quick two count. Both men spring to their feet and Alt hits EOM in the mouth with a perfect drop kick that sends him over the top rope to the floor. Eric is frustrated outside, he leaps on the apron and calls the ref over complaining of a phantom hair pull, Alt grabs the top rope and sling shots EOM in, to his credit, EOM rolls through the move, hits the ropes and connects on a surprised Alt with a cross body block for a two count of his own. EOM grabs Alt in a waist lock, Alt slips behind him and roughly takes him to the mat. Alt then dashes to the ropes and connects wit ha drop kick to EOM’s face. Alt pulls Eric up and slaps him across the face, a bit uncharacteristic for Chris, then locks him in an abdominal stretch trying for a submission. EOM will not give in, and he finally reverses the hold and hip tosses Alt to the mat and hits a spinning leg drop for a one count. The match continues back and forth Chris Alt gets the advantage when EOM misses an attempted frog splash. Alt pulls Eric up and sets him on the top rope and climbs up for an Alt-omic Bomb, but EOM fights out of it and turns it into a top rope hurracarana! Eric rolls Alt up, grabs the tights with none hand and the ropes with the other and gets a three count. Unfortunately for Alt, the ref didn’t see a thing.
WINNER in 21:18 Eric O’Mac
After the match Alt is arguing with the ref, he turns and sees Eric about to leave the ring, grabs him and hits a Spinal Contusion! The fans erupt and Alt leaves EOM lying in the middle of the ring.
LD WILLIAMS vs. TOMMY O’NEILThis one is not going to be pretty. This is obviously not for Williams’ Intercontinental title. Both men have a no-nonsense look about them tonight, this one is gonna be a fight. The bell rings and this one is on. The two meet in the middle of the ring and immediately start pummeling each other. Tommy rakes the eyes and tries for the Wicked Left, but LDW has him well scouted, he ducks the left hook and connects with a European uppercut of his own. LDW whips Tommy to the ropes and takes him down with a clothesline, he then pulls TO to the bottom rope, and chokes him across the bottom strand. LDW releases the hold, and slips out of the ring, grabs Tommy by the hair and hammers away at his face. After a couple of shots, Tommy slumps into the ring, he is bleeding from the nose and mouth, he notices the blood and a broad smile spreads across his face. LDW gets back into the ring, and tries to pull Tommy up, but Tommy grabs LDW by the tights and throws him out of the ring. TO follows him to the outside, and smashes LDW’s head into the guard rail, then grabs him in a head lock and pops him with several rights right to the forehead. Williams comes up bloody, and pissed. He grabs Tommy and throws him into the ring post face first, now Tommy comes up bloody. From here it pretty much breaks down into a bar room brawl. The two fight around ring side trying to kill each other with anything that is not nailed down. Williams catches a bottle to the head, TO catches a chair to the side of his head. The ref warns both men, Tommy hits the ref with a Wicked Left, and Williams hits him with a chair at the same time. Yeah this one is officially a train wreck. The two men continue the brawl, blood and sweat is everywhere. Strangely both men appear to be rather enjoying themselves. Finally LDW catches Tommy with a right to the eye, then kicks him in the mid section and DDT’s him on the floor. Williams grabs his title and stands over Tommy, who is starting to stir already. Officials race from the back to keep this from getting any more out of control.
WINNER – no contest
NILES ANDERSON vs. TOMMY WILDERWilder comes to the ring with his ribs still taped, might as well have a bulls eye on his chest. Niles attacks and immediately targets his ribs, but Wilder goes crazy. He puts on a high flying display that keeps Niles completely off balance. Wilder almost scores the upset with a springboard hurracarana into a pinning position. But Wilder’s luck soon runs out, he misses a shooting star press, slamming to the mat. Niles attacks and pummels Wilder with kicks and knees to the ribs. This kid is gonna need some time off! After several minutes of abuse Tommy is slumped in the corner, trying to catch his breath. A little bit of blood runs from the corner of his mouth. The kid will not give up. Niles darts in and kicks him in the ribs repeatedly. Wilder falls to the mat, writhing in agony. The ref gets in there to break it up, backs Niles away and asks Wilder if he wants to quit. Wilder yells NO! and starts pulling himself up using the ropes. Niles backs off for a moment and sneers at Wilder. Suddenly Niles pulls the referee in front of him and starts yelling. The camera pans around and we see Moosehead Jack making his way to the ring, still bloody from his earlier match. Jack is carrying a lead pipe. Niles protests as Jack rolls into the ring. The ref warns Jack and tries to order him out of the ring. Jack tosses the lead pipe out of the ring and looks at Niles and smirks. Jack then turns around to Wilder, who has just now pulled himself to his feet in the corner. He walks over to Wilder, gives him an almost
almost sympathetic look pats him on the cheek, then drops him with a DDT. The ref immediately calls for the bell.
WINNER by disqualification in 12:51 – Tommy Wilder
The ref raises Tommy’s hand and Niles goes ballistic. Jack slinks out of the ring and grins at Niles. Inside the ring Niles protests but the ref isn’t listening. Niles rushes to the ropes and he and Jack lock eyes as Jack backs up the ramp and heads to the back.
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