OOWF End Of Days PPV!
Live From Illaqqortoormuit, Greenland!
We open in GM the Rick’s office where Thim and Corax stand in front of GM the Rick’s desk.
GMtR Ok, we are drawing lots, whoever gets the short straw wins and gets to pick two stips
<The men pick, Thim pulls a long straw, Corax gets the short one, Thim throws his on the floor in disgust>
GMtR Ok, Corax you get to pick twice, let me know the first one now.
<Corax ponders for a moment> Old school blue steel cage match.
GMtR: That’s fine. Ok, Thim, you get next pick.
TR TLC match
GMtR Tables, ladders and chai…..
TR no. Totally Loaded Cage
GMtR ok, got it. Now Corax, should there be a third fall, you pick this one.
Corax: well, we won’t need it, but if we do, Ultimate Submission, one hour time limit, submissions only
<Thim smirks at this one>
GMtR: Ok gentlemen, you are up first, you’ve got five minutes to get readyTHIM REYNOLDS vs. CORAX – Best of Seven, Final Three, Match 1 – Old School Steel CageStandard WWF style blue steel cage. The rules are simple, you can pin your opponent or make him submit, or you can escape through the door or over the top. Corax enters second and the ref closes the door and calls for the bell. Thim runs across the ring and buries a knee into Corax mid section. Thim grabs him by the head and runs him head first into the cage. Corax falls back to the middle of the ring and gets to his feet and motions for Thim to come at him, Thim charges and Corax takes him down wit ha drop toe hold, springs to his feet and drops a knee across the back of Thim’s head that nearly breaks his nose. Back and forth match for much of the contest, both men are bleeding after about ten minutes of action, but neither can sustain an advantage. Corax stuns Thim with a Shining Wizard and starts to climb the cage, Thim follows him up the side. The two battle on top of the cage for a moment, Thim gets the upper hand by bouncing Corax head off the steel. While Corax is stunned, Thim hooks his own leg in the top of the cage, then grabs Corax and THROWS HIM OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE with a belly to belly suplex! Corax slams into the mat and Thim is left hanging upside down. Thim works to free himself, and Corax slowly begins to recover. Thim is climbing over the top of the cage and heading down near the door, all he has to do is drop off the cage and he wins. Corax gets to his feet in the middle of the ring and spots Thim climbing down. Corax rushes over and heads out the door, just as he opens the door, Thim kicks the door so it flies back and slams Corax in the face! Corax falls back into the ring, but hits the ropes by the door and falls forward – right out the door and to the floor! Corax wins!
WINNER in 18:41 Corax – Corax leads 3 falls to 2
Thim hangs on the side of the cage, just a few feet from victory and stares in disbelief! Corax gets to his feet and points to Thim and holds up one finger. Thim drops off the cage and argues with the referee, but to no avail. Thim glares at Corax as he backs up the ramp.
JUSTIN SANE & PHIL vs. MERCURY & JOSH O’NEALSane and Phil argue over who's gonna start the match, and Phil gets the final say. Sane and Merc square off, and Merc gets the upper hand with some mat work, but Sane comes back with some nice arm drags. And Merc counters those with a snap swinging neck breaker. Sane goes to tag out, but Phil tells him not yet. JS goes back at Merc and gets a single leg takedown, then some crazy ass rollup that the ref doesn't even know is a pin attempt until Merc kicks out of it, and Mercury tags out to O'Neal. JO comes in and takes Sane's head off with a boot. And NOW Phil allows Sane to tag out. Phil goes up to O'Neal and lays down the gauntlet, and the slug out is on! O'Neal backs Phil up to the ropes, but Phil fights back, backing O'Neal back to the opposite ropes. Irish whip, and Phil ducks a clothesline. Backdrop, hip toss, and then a DDT, and Phil is in control. O'Neal tags Merc back in with a hard slap to the shoulder. Mercury pauses momentarily, then reluctantly heads back in. Phil puts the beats on him some more, and Sane comes back in. HIGH RISK HEADLOCK is countered with a side suplex by Mercury. Merc looks for a super kick, but Sane moves, and Mercury knocks O'Neal off the apron. Sane tackles Merc from behind, but O'Neal is in and tosses JS across the ring. JO helps Merc up, but then nails his partner with the OSAKA STREET CUTTER~! JO spits in Phil's direction and walks out on the match as the ref begins to count Merc out of the ring. Junior Hale gets to seven when Sane goes out and rolls Mercury back in. Phil steps in and asks him why he did that, and Sane - in generic gestures - explains that he just wants to win the match. Phil tries to explain the count out in effect, but Sane sets up Merc for the SHOOTING SPARK PRESS~! But Phil clobbers Sane on the rebound, splashes Mercury, and takes the pin for himself. WINNERS in 6:12: PHIL & JUSTIN SANE
MR. JEALOUS vs. SERAPHMr. Jealous is making his way down the ramp, when Seraph ambushes him from behind. Seraph is not happy about the MidWeek Mayhem attack. Seraph clubs Mr. Jealous on the back of the head and sends him staggering toward the ring. Jealous tries to roll into the ring but Seraph stops him, ahh had he rolled in, it would now be an official match. Seraph pulls Jealous up and runs him face first into the steel ring post, splitting Jealous wide open. NOW Seraph rolls Jealous into the ring and referee Mel Creech calls for the bell and we are under way. Seraph mounts Jealous and pummels his head until his fists are covered with blood. Creech pulls Seraph off of Jealous and sends him to the corner while he checks on Jealous. While in the corner, Seraph is expressionless, as always, but a rage burns in his eyes. Seraph looks down at his hands, covered in Jealous’ blood, and wipes the blood across his face, like war paint. The referee is helping Jealous get to his feet, Seraph charges out of the corner and pushes the referee aside to get to Jealous. Seraph takes Jealous out of the ring onto the apron. Seraph pummels Jealous with shots to the face, Jealous tries to fire back, but Seraph tears at the gash on Jealous forehead stopping him in his tracks. Seraph grabs Jealous and hits PROPITATION!!! From the apron to the floor! HOLY SHIT! Jealous could be dead. Seraph rolls into the ring to break the count, then slides back outside, grabs Jealous and shoots him into the ring. Jealous begs off on his knees, but cannot escape, Seraph pursues him and nails Jealous in the mouth with a drop kick. As Seraph is pulling Jealous to his knees, Jealous hits an intentional low blow, right in front of the referee that doubles Seraph over in pain. The referee immediately calls for the bell.
WINNER in 7:41 Seraph
Instead of taking advantage of the situation, Jealous rolls out of the ring and staggers up the ramp as fast as he can. When we cut back to the ring, Seraph is standing wit ha microphone. He puts the mic to his lips, and although it appears that his lips never move, we hear the following:
Jealous, your day of reckoning is coming. What you started, you cannot possibly finish.Seraph drops the mic and a strange laughter fills the arena, seemingly coming from everywhere and yet nowhere. Jealous clamps his hands over his ears and heads to the back in terror.
MICROPLAY vs. PREDATORReferee Sterling Glaw calls for the bell and Predator walks confidently out of the corner and gets right into Microplay’s face. The two jaw at each other for a moment, then MP shoves Pred away, Pred hits the ropes and nearly decapitates MP with a clothesline. Predator pulls MP to his feet and throws him over his shoulder and walks around the ring for a moment before dropping him face first on the top turnbuckle SNAKE EYES! Predator covers but only gets a one count. Predator glares at the referee, but doesn’t say anything. He methodically pulls MP off of the mat and tries a rope whip, but MP reverses it and catches a returning Predator with a high knee to the chin that sends Pred to the floor. MP springs off the ropes and launches himself over the top onto Pred, but Predator catches him, thin in an impressive display swings him around to a rock bottom on the floor! Predator pulls MP to his feet and military presses him and throws him back into the ring between the ropes. Predator continues his dominance for a few more minutes, but then MP gets a flurry of activity, catching a charging Pred with a boot to the mouth. MP pulls Pred up in a vertical suplex and holds him there for a few moments before dropping him stomach first across the top rope. MP then climbs to the top rope and leaps dropping a knee across the back of Predator’s neck, sending him crashing into the middle of the ring. MP covers, but Pred powers out at two. MP climbs the ropes a second time hoping for a flying axe handle, but Predator grabs the ropes and knocks MP off balance and sends him crashing crotch first to the turnbuckle. Predator climbs the ropes and pummels MP on the top, then sets him up and hits the TOP ROPE 360 PILEDRIVER!!! Good God! Microplay could well be dead! Predator covers, but the pin is academic
WINNER in 9:37 Predator
AUSTRAROO vs. CONCRETE TG vs. NAYR vs. SOULDRAGONReferee Angelo Barros may have a hard time keeping up with the action on this one. Nayr, Austraroo and Crete meet in the middle of the ring and shake hands, they motion for SD to join them, but he fluffs them off. Crete shrugs it off, but Nayr and Austraroo connect with a double drop kick that sends SD over the top rope to the floor. CTG sees SD on the outside, gets a running start and hits a perfect suicide plancha over the top that sends CTG sprawling. Not to be outdone, Nayr tries one on Crete, but CTG slides back into the ring, Nayr lands on his feet, as he turns around, Austraroo is already in mid air, Nayr ducks and Austraroo lands on HIS feet, finally Crete charges and feigns a dive, Nayr and Austraroo both hit the deck, but Crete pulls up, when they both stand u, CTG launches himself over the ropes and takes both Nayr and Austraroo down. The crowd pops big for this, as soon as Crete jumps to his feet and turns, he gets a mouth full of Dragon kick from SoulDragon. SD rolls CTG into the ring and covers but CTG kicks out at two. The match continues at a frantic pace. No one is able to maintain an advantage. Initially Crete seems to be at a bit of a disadvantage, he hasn’t worked this kind of match in years, but as the match progresses, Crete gets more comfortably. After nearly twenty minutes of action, Crete catches Nayr with a Backwall and then hauls Nayr up in a vertical suplex, but as he holds him up, SoulDragon connects wit ha super kick to CTG’s throat. Crete drops Nayr and falls to his knees clutching at his throat and gasping for air. SD pulls CTG up and nails an Omen Driver, before he can cover, Austraroo flies from the opposite corner and takes them both out of the ring with a hurracarana. Nayr looks around sees that Crete is struggling to his feet. As Crete stands up, Nayr launches himself and catches Crete wit ha perfect hurracarana!!!! Nayr lands it perfectly, hooks the leg and gets a three count just as Crete rolls the shoulder a fraction of a second too late.
WINNER in 24:01 Nayr
After the match, Nayr helps Crete to his feet, the two embrace and Crete raises Nayr’s arm in victory.
FIRECHILD vs. MATT DADDYBoth men are heavily bandaged from last week’s match, although Matt Daddy is the woozier of the two after several weeks of beatings. Still, Matt offers a friendly handshake before the match, but Firechild heelishly declines. Bell rings, and circling to start. Matt lunges in and swoops underneath, grabbing Firechild from behind. FC reverses and tries to put MD into a full Nelson, but MD slips out of that and pushes FC sternum first into the turnbuckle. FC stumbles back and gets nailed with a dropkick, crashing into the turnbuckle again. MD follows it with a flying splash, FC down, cover gets two. MD picks him up, Irish whip, and then telegraphs the back body drop, allowing FC to kick MD in the chest. Clothesline and two count follows. Back up, FC pulls MD over to the turnbuckle, tries to whip him across, but is reversed. MD follows FC into the corner but FC floats over top and hits a reverse DDT. Matt Daddy grabs his head, and for the next several minutes gets kicked in the head and gets his neck torqued back. A desperate Matt Daddy finally catches a standing kick from FC and head butts him, sending both men crashing to the mat. Ref begins to count, and both men stagger to their feet at 8. FC goes for a lariat, but MD ducks and begins rolling German Suplexes. On the fourth one, he becomes weak and can’t lift FC up. The ref checks in just as MD summons the strength, and FC is slams into the ref on the way up. FC is nearly dead. Not wanting to cheat, though, MD spends his time not beating on FC but trying to get the ref up, even calling for some water from ringside. What a Role Model. While this is happening, FC gets up and gives an axe-handle from behind, and Matt Daddy hits the ground. The ref is awake to count the two count. FC mounts MD on the turnbuckle and starts the ten-count punch. On 9, he yells out “WHO’S YOUR DADDY?” but eats a power bomb from Matt. Guess that answers that question. Still woozy, Matt breaks torques up and delivers a WHOLESOME STREET CUTTER and the grateful referee counts the three. WINNER in 13:14: MATT DADDY
THIM REYNOLDS vs. CORAX – Best of Seven, Final Three, Match 2 – TLC: Totally Loaded Cage MatchAfter a brief intermission to set up the cage, we are ready to start the second match of the series. If Corax wins, there is no third fall and he would win the series 4-2. The ring is littered with weapons, the only way to win this one is by pin fall or submission. Referee Sterling Glaw calls for the bell then gets out of the way. Corax attack to start things off by throwing a garbage can at Thim’s head. Thim ducks out of the way and the can crashes into the side of the cage, but the distraction was enough and Corax catches Thim with a series of kicks to the side. Corax has Thim backed into the corner and goes for another kick when Thim catches his leg and drops an elbow down on the inside of Corax leg, twisting the knee in an awkward angle. The match quickly breaks down to a garbage brawl. Thim slams Corax into the cage repeatedly until Corax mask is soaked with blood. Thim then targets Corax knee, slamming a chair across his knee. Corax falls to the mat in pain, Thim moves in for the kill grabbing Corax leg, Corax frees himself by grabbing a glass light bulb tube and shattering it across Thim’s face. Thim yells in pain and falls to the mat clutching his face. Corax gets to his feet and grabs the garbage can and pushes it down on Thim’s upper body and then proceeds to kick the hell out of it. Thim falls to the mat, Corax looks around and digs through the wreckage and pulls out a barbed wire bat. Thim finally pushes the wrecked garbage can off his head, just in time to get a face full of barbed wire. Thim is quickly a bloody mess. Corax digs around some more and pulls out a bag of thumb tacks. Corax pulls Thim to his feet, whips him to the ropes and back drops him in the pile of tacks. Thim grimaces in pain on the mat, but Corax adds insult to injury by hitting a standing moonsault on Thim driving more tacks deeper into his back. The blood bath continues, after nearly twenty minutes, both men are horrific messes. Corax goes for the win with a superplex from the top rope through a table filled with barbed wire, trash cans, chairs and everything else in the ring. Thim holds on to the top rope, grabs Corax in a font face lock, and lifts him and throws him down chest first onto the pile of garbage, through the table. Corax lies face down in the wreckage, Thim takes a moment to compose himself, then leaps and drops an elbow that catches Corax on the back of the neck. Thim rolls Corax over, hooks the leg and gets a blood soaked three count.
WINNER in 26:19 Thim Reynolds – Series tied 3-3
THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. THE BLACK DAWGSJack and Gator come to the ring where the road crew is about to start disassembling the cage. Gator stops them and Jack grabs a mic:
You know, Dawg, Dragon, we started a game we never got to finish. If I recall correctly, it was you two half wits that cost us our tag titles in Mexico. So, I was thinking, since we have this perfectly good cage sitting right here in the middle of the arena, how bout you two drag your pathetic carcasses out here so we can give you a real proper Aussie ass whoopin!
<There is a pause for a moment, then the BlackDawgs music hits and they storm the ring, all four men are inside the enclosed cage, the ref calls for the bell and this one is official!>THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. THE BLACK DAWGS – Steel Cage MatchJack attacks UnderDawg and they roll around on the mat trying to gain the advantage, Blackdragon and GatorBait circle each other slowly, each man picks up a weapon left over from the previous match, BD has a length of chain, GB has a kendo stick BD charges in, but GB side steps, turns, and catches BD in the face with a wicked kendo shot right between the eyes that drops BD to the mat. GB pulls BD to his feet, puts the kendo stick on his throat and hits a Stroke that sends BD’s head crashing into the cage. Meanwhile, UD has Jack pinned against the ropes and is choking him out. Gator slams the kendo stick into the side of UD’s knee, then grabs the chain and loops it around UD’s throat and chokes the big man down to his knees. Jack picks up a piece of splintered table and gouges UD’s head with it drawing sick amounts of blood. The match continues for over thirty minutes, and never slows down. All four men are soaked with blood, but hatred seems to keep them running. The turning point comes with Jack and Gator in opposite corners and UD staggered in the middle of the ring. BD is slumped in a third corner, barely moving after a CHOMP! Jack and Gator go for the CALL OF THE WILD but BD tosses BD a chair which he uses to catch a charging Outback Jack in the face as he is going low. Gator still connects with a boomerang to the back of UD’s head which takes him to tone knee. Before Gator can keep up the offensive, BD springs out of the corner and cold cocks Gator in the side of the head with a chain wrapped fist. UD slowly gets to his feet, pulls a barely conscious Jack to his feet, lifts him over his shoulder and drops him with a Fireplug Pile driver! UD covers and Jack cannot kick out
WINNERS in 39:47 The Black Dawgs
CHRIS COLE vs. UNCLE ENTITYEntity goes it alone tonight, and Cole seems confident, as always. Standoff to start, as the crowd doesn't quite know who to cheer for. Cole tells a woman in the front row that she's a 75 cent hooker to try and get a definite feel for the crowd. But UE tops him by saying another woman is a 50 cent hooker. CC and UE argue over that and start throwing punches. Entity takes Cole down with a shoulder block, then a clothesline, but Cole stops the offense with a kick to the gut. Cole looks for the HEADLINER early, but UE rolls off the shoulder and rolls him up for two. Cole hesitates in getting up, opting to think strategy. CC moves in, but UE hooks him and takes him down again. Cole goes for the ropes, but UE pulls his hair to keep him back. Entity works Cole on the mat for a bit, but Cole uses some hair pulling of his own to reverse out of it and get an inverted DDT. Cole on the attack now, stomping away. Inverted atomic drop, then a running knee lift that sends UE to the floor. Cole follows out, but Entity stiffs him with a right hand. UE slams Cole on the floor, then catapults him back toward the ring. Cole goes sailing in between the ropes and gets tangles up. Entity up on the apron and stomps away, causing Mel Creech to ask for a break. UE drops a leg before breaking, and wastes no time in going back on the attack after the official unties Cole. UE with a nice tilt-a-whirl slam that gets two. To the ropes again, and this time it's a flapjack. UE looks for the brain buster, but Cole flips off the back, pushes Entity to the ropes and rolls him up with a handful of tights. One, two, but UE kicks out. UE goes to the eyes, and sends CC to the ropes again. But Entity puts his head down too soon, and Cole hits a face buster. Spine buster from Cole gets two. Cole grabs Entity for the HEADLINER, but UE desperately grabs the ropes. Creech calls for a break again, and in the midst of it, UE gets a low blow in on Cole. BRAINBUSTER~! Entity covers, but Cole gets a foot on the rope. CC rolls to the apron, but sunset flips back in. But UE sits down on him, grabbing the ropes for leverage. One, two... but Mel Creech sees UE holding the ropes and stops the count. Entity argues with the ref, allowing Cole to chop block the knee and get a schoolboy. One, two... and Cole gets his feet on the ropes successfully as Creech counts the three, oblivious to the rule breaking! WINNER in 9:13: CHRIS COLE
LD WILLIAMS vs. SIRIRAM vs. NILES ANDERSONAll three men are introduced and referee Sterling Glaw calls for the bell and this one is underway. Niles Anderson tries to slip out of the ring and let Siriram and LDW go at it, but Siriram grabs him from behind and hits a release German suplex that sends him back to the middle of the ring. As Niles hits the mat, LDW drops a fist right between his eyes. LDW makes a quick cover, but it is broken up at one by Siriram. Siriram pulls LDW to his feet, grabs him and sends him out to the floor with a belly-to-belly suplex. Siriram turns his attention back to Niles, but by now Niles is back on his feet and he takes Siriram to the mat with a clothesline. Niles covers but can only get a one count. Niles is up, LDW is on the apron, trying to get back into the ring, Niles knocks him off to the floor. When Niles turns around, Siriram catches him with a Pele kick to the top of the head. Niles slowly falls between the ropes to the floor, landing next to LD Williams. Williams pulls Niles to his feet and whips him face first into the steel ring post. With Niles knocked goofy, LD Williams and Siriram square off in the center of the ring. LDW and Siriram go at it for a few minutes, Siriram puts on a wrestling clinic, using counters to nearly everything LDW tried. Williams finally catches Siriram in a mistake, he drops his head a moment too soon and LDW plants him with a DDT. At about that time, Niles gets back into the action and they double team Siriram for a few minutes. Finally, the critical mistake comes, LDW is holding Siriram, Niles bounds off the ropes for a shot to the head, but Siriram frees himself and Niles nails LDW! LDW is pissed, he and Niles get into a shoving match, Niles nails LDW with a shot to the mouth, Williams keeps his head turned for a moment, then slowly looks at Niles and cocks his fist, then just grins. Before Niles can figure out what is happening, Siriram grabs him from behind and locks on the tazz-mission! Niles fights, but there is no escape, LDW starts to break it up, but then falls on the mat in front of Niles and taunts him. The referee checks, Niles is done, he calls for the bell.
WINNER in 18:47 – Siriram
After the match, LD Williams and Siriram exchange a look before Siriram leaves the ring. LD Williams pulls Niles to his feet, makes sure he is awake and back with the rest of us – then kicks him in the gut and DDT’s the hell out of him and leaves Niles lying in the center of the ring.
FF CAPSLOCK & ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. STANK & JOHNNY ADRENALINEBoy, does THIS look weird. Adrenaline demands that Capslock begin things, so when FFC steps in, like the good heel he is, Johnny quickly tags out to Stank. Capslock wants Johnny, but Stank wants to knock some sense into his D&D teammate. The two behemoths lock up to a stalemate. Collar and elbow tie up again, and again, a draw. Stank laughs and offers a hand in the air for a test of strength, but FFC kicks him in the gut. Double sledge takes Stank down, but Capslock misses an elbow drop. Stank works a headlock, but gets backed into a neutral corner. Do we get a clean break? No, we don't, as Stank with a cheap right hand on the break. FFC explodes out of the corner and tackles Stank. Punches are exchanged and Capslock gets the better of it. To the corner, and AA tags in. Capps with some pedestrian offense in the corner and tags back to FFC. Capslock with a scoop slam, then sucker punches Johnny off the apron. Capslock follows Johnny out to the floor and tosses him over the guardrail into the crowd. Capslock on the apron, but Stank suplexes him back in. Stank grabs a bear hug, and AA breaks it up, if for no other reason than keep a high work rate level for the match. Stank grabs AA and throws him over the top, but turns around into a spine buster from FFC. Cover gets two. Capslock to the ropes and hits a flying shoulder block, and tags AA back in. Capps looks for a Russian leg sweep, but Stank blocks and tosses him into the corner and slugs away. To the other corner and Stank follows with an avalanche. Tag to Adrenaline, and Johnny sends AA to the ropes and drops him with a back elbow. Elbow drop from there gets two and Johnny works a headlock. Belly to back suplex from AA breaks that, but Johnny hooks Capps' foot and tags Stank back in. Stank splashes AA dead in the middle of the ring and crushes him with a belly to belly slam. He chokes him out on the bottom rope, then places him across the middle rope and chokes him that way, too. Tag back to Johnny, who goes to the floor and measures Capps with a right hand. Johnny rolls back in and hits a swinging neck breaker, posing to the crowd afterward. Johnny cockily spits on his hand and motion's for AA's own CLAW~! But Capps sees it coming, grabs Johnny and hits him with... GREETINGS FROM SACRAMENTO~?? Capslock LOVES it! And we have a race for a tag. Johnny is oblivious to where he is, and when it's apparent that Johnny's not gonna cut AA off, Stank rushes in to pull Capps away. But as Stank grabs one foot, AA tries an enziguri, and Stank ducks. But AA counters with a mule kick and a TAG TO CAPSLOCK! FFC immediately clotheslines Stank over the top to the floor. Capslock presses Johnny and just drops him on the top rope, then takes Johnny's head off with a big boot. Clothesline in the corner, but FFC pauses for a moment too long, as Stank clips his knee. But AA sneaks back in and hits Stank with a low blow with extra mustard on it. Adrenaline gets his bearings and grabs AA for an ADRENALINE RUSH, but AA blocks, so Johnny simply drops AA over the top to the floor. Johnny stomps at FFC's knee, and AA rolls back in with a chair. The ref stops AA from hitting Johnny, who breaks the hold and confronts Capps about it. Capslock gets to his feet, sees Johnny, and avalanches him from behind, sandwiching the ref between Johnny, AA, and the chair. With Adrenaline, Capps, and the official down, that leaves FFC alone in the ring, until Stank grabs him from behind and hits the STANK-U~! Cover, but there's no ref. Stank tries to revive the ref, but AA grabs Stank and pulls him to the floor. Capps sends Stank to the steps, then to the guardrail, and pulls a set of handcuffs out from beneath the ring. AA cuffs Stank to the guardrail, and stomps away at him. Meanwhile, in the ring, Johnny grabs Capslock for the Adrenaline Rush, but can't get him up. FFC drives Johnny back first into the corner, then backdrops him. Capslock sees the chair, picks it up, and stalks Johnny with it. He winds up... but AA grabs the chair from behind. FFC turns around quickly and sees AA. Capslock wants to kill Johnny, but AA offers up an alternative: beat him with THE CLAW! Capps hands FFC an ether-soaked rag as Johnny begs off. AA kicks Johnny in the gut and Capslock, with the rag, slaps on THE CLAW~! Johnny fights it for a few seconds... and then BAM! Capps LEVELS Capslock with the chair right across the head! AA sets the chair down and drops FFC with the ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT ON THE CHAIR~! Johnny crawls over and covers as AA tosses the referee over. One, two, three and Adrenaline pins Capslock!
WINNERS in 22:32: Johnny Adrenaline & Stank
But Stank doesn't look like a winner as he's still cuffed to the guardrail. Meanwhile, AA proudly stands over Capslock in glory, wiping his brow with the rag. But Johnny wants to add insult to injury, and begins stomping away. They pick Capslock up and give him a DOUBLE ADRENALINE RUSH ON THE CHAIR~! Fans begin tossing trash in the ring as AA and Johnny embrace in the ring over Capslock's lifeless carcass. Johnny rolls to the floor and taunts Stank from a distance, who can't do anything about any of this. The Chickenshit Heels do just about everything but piss on FFC before leaving the ring to a chorus of boos, beer thrown on them, and obscenities yelled in their direction.
WCW vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE & DONOVAN VIPERThe house lights dim and Angry Chair by Alice in Chains fires up over the speakers and Donavan Viper strides down to ringside, followed by Harpy Camby and Tommy O’Neil, sporting their tag team gold – Viper looks confident, while both members of The Devil’s Brigade look more pissed off than usual! All three stand in the middle of the ring, calling out Westgaard and Capellan…
House lights then switch to a blue and white as Sad, Sad Little World – JW Westgaard’s solo match intro music – plays and He walks out to the top of the ramp. A few moments later, lights switch to gold, green and white, It Want it All plays and IC Champ Capellan takes his place next to Westgaard at the top of the ramp. Westgaard seems to be waiting for something, looks back stage – Cap makes a “I guess it ain’t gonna happen” gesture and the 2 wCw members make their way down the ramp, while their opponents wait in the ring, talking trash.
Suddenly Capellan’s music cuts off and the house lights go to black for a second – the strobes flash to the opening chords of Original Prankster and TOMMY WILDER IS AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP! The crowd blows the roof off the arena while Westgaard looks at Cap and says “I told you so!” Wilder acknowledges the crowd, gives Cap and Westgaard a “Duuudes!” hand signal, shows off his Shawn White US Olympic Snowbording Team Jersey, and then cuts the music and grabs the mike!
“Dudes! I’m baaaaaack! But I got something to say to all of you! Cap, Bird’! Thanks for keepin’ the faith bros, but this ain’t about me – it’s about the fans – and US – wCw! New times? NEW TUNES! And for you posers I got a question…
“Got AIR?”
Can You Handle It by Shakedown blares over the speakers and wCw hits the ring! Referee Mel Creech is able to keep the two teams apart – barely – until both teams decide who is going to start. It’s going to be Donavan Viper and Capellan!
They circle, Viper moves to lock up, Cap ducks and fires a pair of fast kicks to the leg! Viper backs off, moves to lock up, Cap ducks again, but Viper catches him with a hard right and pushes Cap back into the corner. Before Mel can even ask for a break, DV drives a knee into Cap’s gut, then whips him across the ring. As Viper charges after him with clothesline, Capellan scales the turnbuckles, goes over Viper, kicking DV ass he goes over, driving him chest first into the turnbuckles. Viper charges back across the ring, Cap with an arm drag – Viper back to his feet, Cap with a second arm drag, then a third as Viper scrambles to his corner, kicking the ropes in frustration and tagging in Harper Camby. Camby climbs in and immediately tries locking up with Cap, who manages to stay out of the big man’s grip, and deliver some MMA style kicks to the legs, looking to gain even more speed advantage. Camby finally gets a hand on the IC Champ, and delivers a clubbing forearm to the back, dropping Cap to one knee. Kick to the gut, then a second – Camby picks up Capellan, starts to whip him to the ropes, but pulls his back for a short arm clothesline. Holding on to the arm, Camby picks Cap up again, but Capellan fires off a series of hard chops to the chest, driving Camby back into the wCw corner – tag to Westgaard! JW Westgaard hits a hard forearm to Camby’s head, pulls him out of the corner then snap mares him to the mat. JW drives a knee between Camby’s shoulder blades, grabs a chin lock and wrenches back. Camby manages to get turned, and elbows Westgaard in the stomach, breaking the hold. Westgaard quickly rebounds off the ropes and hits a running knee lift before Camby can get to his feet. JWW closes in but Camby counters with a thumb to the eye, then scoops Westgaard up and slams him to the mat. Camby drops a elbow, picks up Westgaard and whip him in the wCw corner! Westgaard looks up, and Camby points at Wilder. Wilder grins, holds out his and, Westgaard shrugs and tags in Tommy Wilder – Wilder hops over the top rope and heads right for Camby – lock up, Camby shoves Wilder hard to the mat! Wilder gets to his feet, and again Camby shoves Wilder to the mat, showing off his power advantage, then motioning for Wilder to try it again. Wilder gets up, moves to lock up again, and as Camby picks Wilder up for another shove, Wilder grabs Camby’s arms, picks both feet up, and swings into a double kick to Camby’s knees – Harper drops to one knee, freeing Wilder, who follows up with a rising knee lift to the chin, then transitions to a spinning neck breaker! Camby starts to get to his feet, and Wilder takes his legs out again with a low drop-kick. Wilder quickly attacks, locking in a single leg Boston crab – Camby powers out and tags in O’Neil.
O’Neil and Wilder search for an opening, TO fakes the lock up and hits Wilder with a stinging jab, then a second, followed by a clothesline. O’Neil immediately attack Wilder’s ribs with stomps and a knee drop. TO picks Wilder up, whips him into the Devil’s Brigade corner, then taunts Westgaard into coming into the ring – as Mel gets Westgaard out of the ring, Viper grabs Wilders and Camby hops into the ring and delivers a brutal shoulder block to Wilder’s midsection! Referee Creech turns back to the action, and tells Camby to get out of the ring – while O’Neil picks up Wilder and hits a gut buster, then steps on Wilder’s stomach as he tags in Donavan Viper. Viper picks up Wilder, slaps him insultingly in the face, and sets up the Sidewinder! But Wilder reverses into a suplex! Viper sits up with a shocked look on his face, and as he gets to his feet, he’s met by Tommy Wilder in the middle of the ring – Wilder hits a European uppercut, whips Viper to the ropes – Viper tries to counter to a clothesline, but Wilder ducks – Viper off the opposite ropes and Wilder counters with - - A POWER SLAM? Westgaard looks shocked! Capellan is laughing his ass off as Wilder hops to the outside apron and hits a McTwist (twisting flip leg drop over the top rope). Wilder gets Viper in the corner, kicks and punches Viper to the ground, climbs to the top, grabs the top rope as he jumps and hits a pendulum drop kick to Viper’s head! Wilder drags Viper over, tags in Westgaard, who pick Viper up as Wilder rebounds off the middle rope with a flying forearm, ala AJ Styles – Wilder rolls out of the ring and Westgaard picks Viper up for the Ice Auger – Camby is in, breaking up the hold – The referee gets Camby out of the ring, Viper crawls over and tags in O’Neil. Now The Devil’s Brigade begins working over JW Westgaard, trying to keep him isolated. Westgaard is able to avoid any major damage, and manages to tag in Capellan, who is now in the ring with Camby. Cap picks up the pace, hoping that Camby is running out of gas in the long match, and starts hitting martial arts kicks and chops, as is starting to stagger TDB’s powerhouse! O’Neil comes into the ring again for the illegal double team, and Wilder flys across the ring to cut him off – Mel gets those two separated, but not before Viper hits Capellan from behind. Cap turns to take a swipe at Viper, and Camby clamps on the Harperlock! Cap struggles, and O’Neil gets Referee Creech’s attention drawn to the wCw corner, so Viper takes the opportunity to take out his chain and wrap it around his elbow, and climbs to the top rope! As Viper jumps from the top for the chain assisted Death Elbow, Capellan suddenly goes limp and slides out of the hold – VIPER CATCHES CAMBY SQUARE BETWEEN THE EYES! Camby is busted open and pitches backwards as Viper stands there with an “Oh Shit.” Expression and Cap staggers to his feet! O’Neil gets in the ring to save his partner, winds up the Wicked Left Hook for Cap, but Westgaard cuts him off with The Crosscheck, sending the Irish Devil flying from the ring into the railing! Viper realizes what’s happened, but before he can do anything, Wilder stuns him with a forearm, picks him up in a fireman’s carry, up the turn buckles – Base Jump! Viper is OUT! Capellan and Camby both get to their feet, and Westgaard yells “DO IT!” He pulls a still stunned Camby into position, picks him up for a power bomb as Wilder and Capellan climb the SAME corner – DOUBLE THUNDER! Camby is down in the middle of the ring! O’Neil gets to the apron, Westgaard send him BACK to the railing as Capellan and Wilder climb to opposite corners – Westgaard looks at them, and Wilder yells “GET AIR, BIRD!” And the crowd starts chanting “BIG AIR, BIG AIR, BIG AIR!” Westgaard shrugs, climbs the third turnbuckle, and delivers a crushing Macho-man Elbow drop RIGHT ON TARGET! JW rolls clear just as Capellan comes CRASHING down with a DRAGONSAULT! Cap rolls clear and he and Westgaard point to Tommy Wilder – who smiles, points to the crowd. And hits the full twisting shooting star press – THE AIRWALK! Capellan covers, but it is all academic at this point – 1 -2 -3!
WINNERS in 38:17 - Westgaard, Capellan and Wilder - WCW!
POST MATCH, Camby is starting to come to as O’Neil is in Viper’s face. Viper is telling O’Neil who is boss of the faction, and gives TO the finger in the chest – until he sees Camby. Camby looks at the blood from his busted open forehead and starts screaming at Viper, who tries to beg off. Suddenly Tommy O’Neil pops Viper with a wicked left hook and The Devils Brigade start beating the daylights out of Viper! Camby locks him in the Haperlock while O’Neil hits body shot after body shot – he picks up Viper’s chain, wraps his fist and hits 3 Wicked Left Hooks to the head. Camby drops Viper in a pool of blood, and The Devil’s Brigade leave Donavan unconscious in the ring as the medics and officials rush out…
THIM REYNOLDS vs. CORAX – Best of Seven, Final Three, Match 3 – Ultimate SubmissionCorax and Thim both slowly make their way to the ring, both men have taken an insane amount of abuse tonight. The series is tied at three and it all comes down to this – an Ultimate Submission match – the man that gets the most submissions inside of the one hour time limit will be the winner. They slowly circle each other, looking for an opening. Corax charges in and takes Thim to the mat with a single leg take town and tries to turn him over with a Boston Crab, Thim fights out of the move and sweeps Corax legs knocking him to the mat, Thim grabs Corax angle and knee and begins wrenching on his knee. Thim gets to a vertical base and drops his weight across the inside of Corax knee. The match goes on for well over thirty grueling minutes before we get our first submission – and it is from Corax. Thim has him locked in a keylock/cross face combo in the middle of the ring. Corax fights the hold, but Thim threatens to break his arm, so Corax wisely taps out. The referee gives each man a one minute grace period and the match resumes. It takes another fifteen minutes but Corax is able to tie the match at one each when he moves out of the way as Thim is coming off the ropes with an attempted axe handle to the head and kicks his leg out forcing all Thim’s weight onto his other leg and twisting it slightly. Corax is fast to pounce on Thim and lock on an Indian death lock. Thim makes it to the ropes once, Corax breaks the hold, pulls Thim to the center of the ring and locks it on again. Thim is forced to submit, evening the match at one a piece. After the grace period the two really begin tearing into each other trying to get the win. Corax tries a flying shining wizard, but Thim is able to side step the move and lock on the ADJUSTMENT! Corax fights with everything he has, and at the edge of unconsciousness, he is able to reach the bottom rope. As the referee steps in to make sure Corax is fully conscious, Thim backs against the ropes and catches his breath. As he is standing there waiting, Canadian Dragon runs to the ring carrying a lead pipe, CD slams the pipe against the side of Thim’s knee, then smacks him in the back of the head, knocking the big man to the mat. Canadian Dragon turns to leave and is confronted by Eric O’Mac. They briefly tussle but security separates them. Inside the ring, Corax staggers over to Thim, who is barely moving and locks on an STG in the center of the ring, wrenching on Thim’s neck and his now-injured knee. Thim fights as long as he can, hoping to be saved by the bell and force the overtime, but there is simply too much time left and Thim is forced to tap at 56:41. The referee gives each man a break, and by the time the one minute grace period is over, there is less than two minutes left. Corax gets to his feet, and Thim tries to pull himself up to the ropes, but can’t put any weight on his leg. He falls to the mat as the time expires.
WINNER in 60:00 2 falls to 1, and winner of the Best of Seven Series 4 falls to 3 - Corax
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. CHRIS ALT – OOWF Invitational FinalsStair down of DOOM and it’s a slug fest to start. CA takes control. MHJ boots CA in the gut and tries to use the ropes for momentum, but CA floors him with a drop kick. MHJ staggers back to his feet and CA spin kicks him back down. CA is pumped up and gives MHJ a few kicks to the chest before pulling him up and giving him several forearm shots. Hard whip to the corner, but MHJ is able to avoid a corner forearm splash and clotheslines CA from behind. Snake eyes in the corner is followed up with a snap suplex. MHJ holds on and front suplexes him onto the ropes. Mafia kick flips CA back into the ring and MHJ drops a knee across the head for 2. MHJ is firmly in control and attempts a pile driver, but CA falls to his knees for the block. MHJ knees him in the face twice and whips him into the ropes instead. CA ducks the clothesline and catches MHJ full in the face with a diving forearm. MHJ rolls out of the ring as CA fakes a dive and lands on the apron. Asai-moonsault attempt is thwarted by MHJ, who sweeps CA’s legs from under him. CA hits the apron hard. MHJ immediately takes advantage and drives CA’s back into the ring post then hip tosses him into the ring barricade. MHJ rolls in to break the count then tosses CA back into the ring. MHJ works over the back with some knees and a bow and arrow submission. CA refuses to quit and twists out of the hold and falls into a pinning predicament. MHJ easily powers out, and is met by a flurry of kicks. CA blasts him with a climb up enziguri but only gets two. MHJ rakes the eyes and hits a backbreaker to regain the advantage. He tosses CA to the outside and scoop slams him on the floor. Elbow drop from the apron to the sternum drives the oxygen from CA’s lungs. MHJ tosses him back in and works him over with a few submissions that torque the back before settling on a deep Boston Crab that has CA’s feet nearly touching the back of his head. CA manages to get to the ropes and MHJ immediately stomps away at the back. CA manages to flip out of a back breaker attempt and drive MHJ down with a Side Russian Leg Sweep. Both men down but MHJ is back up at six. He pulls CA to his feet, but CA fires off several punches to the gut. CA builds up some momentum, but runs directly into a leaping clothesline. MHJ pulls him right back up into a pair of short arm clotheslines that gets him a 2 count. MHJ tosses CA to the outside and whips him hard into the barricade. MHJ tries to boot him in the face but gets nothing but steel. CA kicks him twice in the knee then hits a reverse stunner. MHJ staggers back to his feet and CA spears him into the barricade and the mutha fuckin’ barricade folds in nearly in half. Both men are down as the crowd gives the appropriate chant. The ref is a little lenient on his count and CA manages to break it at 8. MHJ limps to the ring and CA takes control with kicks, forearms, a backbreaker across his shoulders and a 450 splash onto MHJ’s back. CA looks to end it with a Spinal Contusion~!!! But MHJ has just enough left to back body drop his way out. CA up quickly, but his angry man forearm kills the ref when MHJ pulls the hapless zebra in the way. CA attempts to rouse the ref while MHJ grabs a chair and wraps it around CA’s head. MHJ tosses the chair away and makes the cover. Junior Hale slides into the ring and slaps the mat, but only twice as CA’s hand shoots up just enough to get his shoulder up. MHJ is livid and gets in JH’s face about it. CA rolls him up from behind but MHJ kicks out. MHJ takes his anger out on CA and wears him out with punches and mud hole stomping. MHJ says that’s it and pulls CA towards the rope. MHJ hooks CA for a second rope pile driver, but CA offsets that with a weight shift and gets an accidental low blow with all his wiggling around. Enziguri causes MHJ to fall backwards and dangle over the ropes by his knees. CA climbs all the way up and gets the double under hook. Top rope Spinal Contusion~!!! nearly cracks MHJ’s skull and CA has just enough in him to drape an arm over him.
WINNER in 49:31 and Winner of the 2006 OOWF Invitational – “Prime Time” Chris Alt!
ERIC O’MAC vs. CANADIAN DRAGON – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchCanadian Dragon is very focused as the champ comes down. Eric O’Mac jabbers at Dragon and then taunts the fans. However, the bell rings while he does this—before he can get the ref to cater to his list of demands-and Dragon hits an amazing headscissors that sends Eric O’Mac over the ropes. Dragon follows and we get some uncharacteristic brawling, albeit some of the fastest paced brawling in the OOWF. O’Mac slows it down with an eye poke and a whip into the stairs, pausing to taunt the fans again. He pulls Dragon into the ring and starts kicking him around. Dragon grabs his foot and reverses it into an ankle lock, but EO grabs the ropes. They square up and the playing field is level as the match looks to begin per norm. O’Mac rushes in and has his punch blocked, and Dragon responds with some nice chops. O’Mac goes into the corners, Dragon leaps at him and gives him a Monkey flip, then bounds off the second rope for a nice dropkick. Quick two count, and Dragon goes right back at him with a series of three elbows. He grabs O’Mac again and hits a European uppercut and a nice gut wrench suplex. He goes for a standing moonsault but O’Mac gets his knees up and Dragon can feel it in his ribs. EO on the offensive know and does the front suplex-onto-the-ropes thing and snaps Dragon back, then immediately locks him in a ground-based abdominal stretch. Dragon is hurting but somehow twists himself around and gets a boot on the ropes. O’Mac gets up and stomps on CD’s ribs out of spite, and picks him up by the hair. Halfway up, though, Dragon sweeps O’Mac’s legs and flips over for a pin. 1, 2, SO CLOSE! Dragon nearly had him there. Struggling for breath, he ducks another O’Mac clothesline and kicks the champ in the gut. He sets up for the Canadian Destroyer, but O’Mac drops to his knees and rolls out of the ring. He goes over to the timekeeper and grabs his Onslaught Title and taunts Dragon with it. The ref begins counting O’Mac out, but CD doesn’t want that, so he chases O’Mac outside. O’Mac goes under the ropes and tries to hit Dragon with it when he gets back in the ring, but the challenger dodges it and slaps it out of his hand, where it falls into the corner. O’Mac tries to get away, but Dragon cuts him off and hits a hurricanrana. O’Mac falls into the corner where the belt is, and when Dragon comes over to get him, O’Mac uses the obstruction of CD’s body to hit his opponent in the gut with the belt and then a quick pin. He holds the tights and the ref gets the three count in. Dragon is none too pleased, but O’Mac slinks away with his title. WINNER IN 18:12 Eric O’Mac
We cut to GM the Rick’s office – a busy place tonight – where Niles Anderson, Concrete TG and Moosehead Jack all sit. GM the Rick is sitting behind his desk looking at them and slowly shaking his head.
GMtR Ok, look, I am willing to give you three one more chance, I might have over reacted a little bit by moving all three of you in different divisions. So, what I thought we could do is sit down and have a civilized conversation about….
NA-Civilized? So, Moose will be leaving them?
MHJ – Funny Niles, what, was one lump on your head tonight not enough for you?
NA- you threatening me?
MHJ-well LDW did a pretty good job of kicking your ass tonight, there isn’t much left for me!
<both men jump to their feet, Concrete TG, sitting between them, tries to calm them>
CTG-Will you two idiots calm down? This is a chance to keep after the greatest prize in wrestling, something I damn sure want
MHJ I already told you, you will NEVER win that title as long as I have a breath in my body
CTG – I can take care of breathing thing for you right now Moose
NA- <snickering> This coming from a guy who lost to NAYR and a bunch of other floppy midgets HA!!!
<with that a brawl of epic proportions erupt in GM the Rick’s office, shattering his desk, his chair, his autographed Willy Mo Pena bobblehead and his stash of whiskey. Rick is furious and drags himself out of the wreckage and calls for security. As the three are being hand cuffed and taken away Rick yells after them:
THAT’S IT!! You three animals won’t be anywhere NEAR each other! Get them the hell out of my site, NOW!HARDBODY HARRIS vs. SHASHWAT MISHRA – Steel Cage MatchMishra circles the cage and grabs a kendo stick from beneath the ring and tosses it over the cage, then climbs over the cage to enter. Then the lights dim and the champion makes his entrance. Harris strides confidently to the ring, slaps hands with every person in the front row before entering the cage, then steps in. HH poses to the crowd as Sterling Glaw holds SM back. Harris turns off Beverly Hills Bordello on the Trik'd Owt Tytle, kisses the belt, and hands it over, perhaps for the last time. The referee hands it to the timekeeper thru the cage door, and Mishra attacks, but HH kicks him in the gut, sending the kendo stick flying. Bell sounds, and it's pin fall, submission, or escape the cage rules. Harris pounds Mishra back toward the ropes, and chops away. To the ropes, back elbow. Quick cover gets one for Harris. Mishra charges, but HH simply sends him to the fencing. Then again, and HH German suplexes Mishra. Harris makes a lunge for the door, but SM grabs his leg. Mishra drags HH back in, and the champion looks for an enziguri, but SM ducks and locks on a half crab. Harris manages to fight his way out and kick SM off. HH with a clothesline, then another, and Hardbody grabs the kendo stick. But SM goes low before Harris can use it, and Mishra wallops Harris with it a couple of times. SM hits a running shot with the stick, and begins to scale the cage, but Harris grabs his foot as Mishra tries to pull himself to the top. HH with a modified dragon screw off the top rope to bring SM down! Harris lodges the kendo stick between the fencing above the turnbuckle in one corner, then lifts Mishra up for a spine buster, but drops him back face first on the stick, breaking it into two pieces. Harris picks SM up for a slam but keeps him on his shoulder and drives him headfirst into the cage. A second attempt however is blocked and Mishra manages to get a headlock takeover. Harris gets a head scissors though, and they move into the Flair/Steamboat backslide sequence. Harris gets two, but Mishra gets a STIFF knee lift upon getting up, drawing blood hard way from the champ. SM looks for the DIVINE BOW, but Harris counters to the Rocker Dropper... no, that's the BG MEMORIAL FACEPLANT~! Harris wipes the blood from his busted nose and pulls himself up, opting to climb the cage rather than cross the ring to exit the door. Harris gets to the top when he sees Mishra getting to his feet, so the champion takes a leap of faith with the #1 DOUBLE AXEHANDLE FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE IN THE OOWF~! But SM hits the deck, and Hardbody crashes and burns. Mishra seizes the opportunity to lock on the PAIN KILLER~! Hardbody screams and begins fighting for the ropes, and makes it. But there's no DQ, so Sterling Glaw can't do a thing about it. Harris uses the ropes to shift Mishra's weight and break some of the leverage, then break the hold. But the damage has been done. Mishra covers, but Harris kicks out at two. SM goes for the door, but HH hooks him with his feet and trips him. Mishra crawls for the door, but HH reaches and grabs his legs. Mishra gets his arms out the door and grabs the ring steps for leverage. SM gets a little further, pulling the ring apron as Harris holds on. Mishra gets his hands to the floor, and Hardbody finally puts his feet against the cage and drags Mishra back in. Only SM has a pipe in his hand from beneath the ring. Hardbody sees the weapon and they fight over it. Mishra kicks HH in the stomach, but misses with the pipe. ONE AND ONLY~! One, two, but Mishra kicks out. Now HH grabs the pipe but gets it kicked from his hand by the challenger. Mishra with a pile driver, and he grabs one of the pieces of the kendo stick. SM tries to impale Hardbody with it, but HH rolls out of the way and sweeps him down. Harris grabs Mishra for a superplex, but SM fights him, then shoves him to the mat. SM makes a charge up the cage, and Hardbody rushes to cut him off. SM kicks him off again, but this time Harris charges back with the pipe and nails Mishra in the back... and SM crotches himself on the top rope. Hardbody just has to climb over, but Mishra grabs him in desperation. SM fights to get his balance, and we have a slugout on top of the cage. Mishra rams Harris into the steel, and the champion is a bloody mess. Mishra gets both legs over the cage, but HH grabs him by the neck. Mishra dangles off the cage, but Hardbody pulls him back up. TO BE EDITED IN LATER OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE~! HOLY SHIT! The drained champion musters all the strength he can muster to just drape an arm over Mishra. One, two, three and this one is mercifully over.
WINNER in 20:00 and STILL OOWF World Champion: HARDBODY HARRIS
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