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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 27, 2008 13:07:25 GMT -5
-ok since I have been laid up the last week or so, I decided to write this to kind of make up for me crapping out on the last ppv. Hope everyone enjoys it - MHJ
OOWF Doans Back Pain Memorial World Cup Tournament
Live! July 4th From Quebradillas, Puerto Rico
OOWF Doans Back Pain Memorial World Cup Tournament – Round 1[/u]
THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. SMARK & SMOLEY
The Devil’s come out first and glare at the crowd. They appear to be all business tonight. We wait breathlessly for the arrival of Smark and Smoley, and as if on cue, the British Anthem plays and out walks Davey Boy Smark and The Dynamite Smoley. Good lord, the union Jack has never been so stretched! Smark and Smoley hit the ring and start to pose, but are immediately jumped by the Devil’s. Tommy O’Neil clotheslines Davey Boy Smoley over the top rope and follows him to the floor, Harper Camby hits the ropes and nearly decapitates Dynamite Smoley with a clothesline. Camby pulls Smoley to his feet, sends him to the ropes and hits a spine crushing spine buster. On the outside, Tommy pulls Smark to his feet and sends him face first into the ring post, not satisfied with doing it once, Tommy pulls him up, stands him in front of the ring post again and grabs his arm and pulls him toward the ring post, Smark’s head slams off the ring post a second time. Tommy hops up on the apron and watches as Camby press slams Smoley. Tag is made and Tommy comes in and drops an elbow on Smoley then stomps a mud hole in him. Tommy backs Smoley into the corner and chops him down, then whips him into the ropes, bounces off the opposite ropes and blindsides Smoley with a Wicked Left. Smoley never saw it coming and he hits the mat in a heap. Camby hops off the apron and grabs Smark and obliterates him with a Dominator on the floor. Camby gets back on the apron and The Devils haul Smoley up and hit the Triple Six, Smoley might be dead. Then for good measure they lock on the Purgatory, that is it, Smoley can’t tap so the ref calls for the bell.
WINNERS in 4:02 The Devil’s Brigade
CONCRETE TG & ERIC O’MAC vs. THE POWERS OF SPAIN
The Powers of Spain are the reigning Barcelona Championship Wrestling Tag Team Champions, Barbariosa y El Warlord have dominated the Spanish tag ranks. Concrete and Eric come to the ring separately, this should be an interesting contrast of styles. Crete and Barbariosa start things off, collar and elbow tie up, Barbariosa shoves Crete to the mat and then flexes. Crete is quickly back to his feet, another tie up, this time Crete grabs an arm wringer and quickly makes a tag to Eric, Eric scales the ropes and leaps dropping an elbow on Barbariosa’s extended arm dropping him to one knee. Eric hits the ropes and connects with a drop kick to the side of Barbariosa’s head knocking him to the mat. Eric covers, but Barbariosa kicks out at one. Eric leaps to his feet hits the ropes and comes at Barbariosa, who proceeds to try and kick his head off his shoulders with a big boot. Barbariosa throws Eric into the Powers of Spain corner and tags in Warlord. Warlord comes in and tries to pummel Eric on the corner, but Eric ducks out of the corner and rolls across the ring and tags Crete, Crete comes in and he and Eric double kick Warlord in the mid section and double suplex him. Both kip up and connect with a double drop kick to Barbariosa that knocks him to the floor. Crete waits for Warlord to get to his feet, then hits the ropes and connects with a running enzuguri. Warlord is dazed, so Crete climbs the ropes and leaps with a cross body block, Warlord catches Crete, but Eric climbs the ropes and hits a missile drop kick to Crete’s back that sends him down on top of Warlord for a two count. Crete waits behind Warlord, as he gets to his feet CEMENT MIXER! Quick tag to Eric O’Mac, he scales the ropes as Crete baseball slides and takes out Barbariosa, Eric leaps FIVE STAR FROGSPLASH! One, Two Three!
Winners in 6:14 – Concrete TG & Eric O’Mac
THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. TIM HORNER & BRAD ARMSTRONG
The Lightning Express, Brad Armstrong and “White Lightning” Tim Horner have agreed to take on The Chickenshit Heels in the opening round match. Horner and Armstrong are currently the number one contenders to the Really Deep South Alabama State Tag Team Titles. The Chickenshit Hells come out next, Johnny seems focused on the match, but Attitude Adjuster seems a little disturbed by something. Armstrong and Horner offer their hands to start the match, but Johnny and AA refuse. Adrenaline starts things out with Armstrong, feeling out process to start, both men circle slowly looking for an opening, finally, collar and elbow lock up, Armstrong slips behind and takes Adrenaline down with a deep arm drag and holds on locking on the arm bar. Armstrong reaches out and tags Horner, who comes in and stomps on Johnny’s arm then grabs the arm bar himself. Johnny works his way to his feet and reaches for the eyes, but Horner sends him to the ropes and elevates him with a high back body drop. Horner pounces on Adrenaline and gets a quick two count. Adrenaline pops to his feet and tags in Attitude Adjuster, AA looks a little reluctant to come into the ring, and when he finally does he eats a drop kick to the mouth by Horner that backs him into the corner. Horner leaps into the corner and gets the counting ten punch of doom, then whips AA to the ropes and takes him down with a clothesline. Horner tags in Armstrong and he comes in, grabs AA and decimates him with a Side Russian Leg Sweep. Armstrong gets a two count before Adrenaline comes in and breaks it up with an elbow to the back of the head. Armstrong gets to his feet, when he does, Johnny runs down the apron and kills him with a clothesline. AA pulls Armstrong to his feet and throws him into the TCH corner and tags in Adrenaline. Johnny pulls a dazed Armstrong out of the corner and pulls him up in a suplex, ADRENALINE RUSH! AA cuts off Horner trying to make the save and the ref counts three, this one is over.
WINNERS in 10:37 The Chickenshit Heels
JOSH O’NEAL & SERAPH vs. MIERDA DEL POLLO RUDOS
The unlikely duo of Josh O’Neal and Seraph come to the ring first. Their opponents, the mysterious Mierda Del Pollo Rudos, who we have only seen once before in the OOWF when they suffered a loss to The Halfrican Americans. There is something about MDPR that looks oddly familiar though. Anyway, Josh O’Neal is starting of with MDPR 1 (the thinner one) collar and elbow tie up, Josh breaks the lock up and just hammers MDPR 1 to the mat with punches and kicks. Josh pulls MDPR 1 to his feet and sends him into the ropes and connects with a wicked power slam. Josh reaches out and tags in Seraph, Josh steps on MDPR 1’s throat to keep him from moving and Seraph climbs to the ropes and leaps dropping a leg across of MDPR 1’s chest, covers and gets a one count. Seraph pulls him to his feet, grabs a bear hug, then throws him with a belly to belly suplex. MDPR scoots to the corner and tags in MDPR 2, he charges in and gets taken down with a drop toe hold, Seraph is quickly to his feet, he tags in Josh then locks on a camel cutch on MDPR 2, Josh comes in and hits the ropes and connects with a kick to the face of MDPR 2. Josh pulls MDPR 2 up and sends him to the ropes, then bounds off the opposite ropes and cuts MDPR 2 in half with a spear. The Mierda Del Pollos Rudos are in a lot of trouble. Josh sends MDPR2 to the ropes and catches him with a sky high, then locks on the O No! MDPR2 struggles fighting the hold with everything he has. MDPR 1 starts to come into the ring, drawing Seraph into the mix, the referee comes over and argues with Seraph about getting out of the ring. Meanwhile MDPR1 jumps off the apron and grabs a chair, then comes in and hammers the chair across the back of Josh’s head. Josh is more annoyed than hurt. He gets to his feet and snatches the chair from MDPR1 and clocks him in the head with it sending him out of the ring. Josh then waits for MDPR2 to get to his feet, when he does, Josh BLASTS him with the chair. Unfortunately for him the ref sees it and calls for the bell. Folks we have out first upset.
WINNERS in 8:44 by disqualification, Mierda Del Pollo Rudos
AX-MAN & UNDERDAWG vs. HOAK HOGIN & STANLEY SAVITCH
Boy we thought the last pairing was an odd one, next up Ax-Man and UnderDawg, currently in a vicious feud are partners at least for the duration of the tournament. Ax and Dawg come to the ring separately and wait in opposite corners for their opponents. Finally the tunes of Real Everyman plays and Hoak Hogin and Stanley Savitch come to the ring, as soon as they get into the ring, Ax and Dawg attack. Ax hammers away at Savitch, Dawg clotheslines Hogin to the mat. Ax pulls Savitch up and sends him over the top rope, Ax follows and keeps up the beating on the outside. Ax pulls Savitch to his feet and runs him into the ring post, then slams him on the floor and drops a big elbow. Ax then wraps the mic cord around Savitch’s neck and chokes him out for a bit. On the inside Dawg whips Hogin into the corner and follows him in with a big clothesline. Dawg pulls Hogin out and sends him to the ropes and connects with a big boot and covers. Hogin kicks out and starts Hoaking up!! Dawg stands there watching him, when Hogin gets to his feet and points at Dawg, Dawg goozles him and choke slams him to hell! From the outside Ax has rolled back into the ring and he and Dawg argue about something, Ax turns and sees Savitch coming off the ropes with a double axe handle, Ax times it perfectly and hammers Savitch in the side of the head with a forearm. Dawg and Ax look at one another, Dawg grabs Hogin and lifts him and hits the Fireplug Pile driver, at the same time Ax pulls Savitch up and hits a sit down pile driver. Both Ax and Dawg cover and get the three count. Folks, this one was a slaughter.
WINNERS in 2:01 Ax-Man and UnderDawg
THE HALFRICAN AMERICANS vs. EL GATO FURIOSO & LA PARKA DEL MORTE
Furioso and La Parka are the Mexican City Tenochtitlan Super Junior Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions and they are facing the former OOWF world tag team champions The Halfrican Americans. All four men exchange pleasantries before the match. The bell rings and Fly and Gato are starting things off. They circle slowly and look for the opening, Gato darts in and hits a drop kick to Fly’s knee sending him to the mat. Gato bounds off the ropes, Fly nips up to his feet and almost catches Gato with a hip toss, but Gato flips through it and lands on his feet, leaps to Fly’s shoulders and takes him over with a hurracarana. Fly rolls to his corner and tags Nary, Gato tags in La Parka. Parka charges at Nayr, Nayr side steps and sends him to the ropes, then catches him with a spinning heel kick to the mid section that sends Parka to the mat. Nayr rushes out of the ring to the apron and hits a springboard Nayr Star Press! Parka kicks out at two, Nayr pops up and makes the quick tag to Fly, they grab Parka and hit a double sling shot suplex, Fly then heads for the ropes and hits a top rope 360 elbow drop to the sternum. Cover gets another two count. Fly pulls Parka up and tries a rope whip, but Parka reverses it and catches Fly on the rebound with a shining wizard to the side of the head. Parka tags in Gato who charges at Fly, but Fly drops him with a leg whip, Fly jumps to his feet and connects with a double stomp to the back of Gato’s head, then tags in Nayr. Nayr comes in pulls Gato to his feet and hits the NAYR DRIVER! Nayr and Fly call for this finisher, tag to Fly both men climb the ropes, FLAVA SAVA! Fly covers, one, two three!
WINNERS in 12:14 The Halfrican Americans
THIM REYNOLDS & SPIN HANSEN vs. RIC FLAIR & ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER
Reynolds and Hansen come to the ring first, both men have looks of rage smeared across their face. They are not too familiar with one another, Spin is a newcomer to the OOWF. The lights dim and we hear the familiar music of the Nature Boy. He and Abdullah the Butcher come to the ring representing Mid Atlantic Championship Wrestling. Flair and Abby get into the ring and Thim and Spin attack. Spin backs Flair into the corner and hammers away at his head until he slumps to the mat. Thim and Abby battle along the ropes exchanging chops and bites. The referee is gonna have a hard time controlling this one. Thim takes a step back and charges at Abby, Abby elevates him over the top rope to the floor. Abby then charges at Spin and pulls him off of Flair and uses a well hidden shiv to slam Spin in the face and draw blood. Flair gets to his feet and he is busted open from Spin’s shots, from the outside Thim reaches in and grabs Flairs leg and pulls him to the outside. On the inside, Spin catches Abby with a shot to the forehead and tries to whip him into the corner, Abby reverses it and sends Spin in, Abby charges but Spin gets a boot up that rocks the Sudanese Mad Man. On the outside, Thim hauls Flair up in a vertical suplex, then turns and drops Flair on the concrete with a Jackhammer. Thim pulls Flair up and rolls him into the ring and follows him in. Thim and Spin pull Abby to his feet and double clothesline him over the top rope to the floor. Hansen then hits the ropes and catches Flair with a wicked clothesline just as Flair stands up. Hansen pulls Flair up again, kicks him in the midsection, then KO’s Flair with a donkey punch to the back of the head. Flair may be out. Spin leaves the ring and brawls with Abby while Thim locks on the Adjustment and gets the submission from a bloody Ric Flair.
WINNERS in 10:11 Spin Hansen & Thim Reynolds
THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. DESTRUCTOLITION
The Aussies come out first accompanied by Wally B. King. They wait patiently for the Connecticut Valley Championship Wrestling tag team champions Destructolition, Claw Hammer and Break. They come to the ring in their traditional S&M gear. The bell rings and this one is under way. Break starts things with Gator, Gator tries for the collar and elbow, but Break throws an elbow that catches him in the mouth and sends him staggering to the ropes. Break pulls Gator off the ropes and tries a whip, Gator reverses it and follows Break, as soon as he rebounds Gator hits him with a high knee to the chin that sends Break to the floor. Gator walks over to Claw Hammer and taunts him, meanwhile Jack leaps off the apron, scoops Break up and slams him to the floor. Gator comes back over and tags Jack into the ring, he brings Break into the ring the hard way. Cover gets a two count. Jack pulls Break to his feet, and Break rakes the eyes then makes the tag to Claw Hammer. CW comes in and kicks Jack low then lifts him up for an over the shoulder slam, but Jack shifts his weight and lands behind CW, hits the ropes and drops CW with a bulldog. On the apron Break and Gator are jawing at each other, finally both jump off the apron and rush around the ring and brawl. Inside, Gator locks on the STF and tries to get the submission from CW but Hammer is tough and he fights the move. On the outside, Wally B. King gets in a strategic cane shot that doubles Break up in pain, Gator grabs him CHOMP ON THE FLOOR!!! OH MY GOD! Break is dead! Gator gets back on the apron as CW struggles to the ropes to force the break. Jack reaches out and makes the tag, both men are in the ring just waiting, as soon as Claw Hammer gets to his feet, CALL OF THE WILD! Claw Hammer is cut in half! Jack covers, one, two, three.
WINNERS in 9:12 The Team From Down Under
OOWF Doans Back Pain Memorial World Cup Tournament - Round 2[/u]
THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. CONCRETE TG & ERIC O’MAC
We open the second round of the Doans Back Pain Memorial World Cup Tournament, out first match up is between The Devil’s Brigade, who advanced by defeating Smark & Smoley, taking on Concrete TG and Eric O’Mac who defeated the Powers of Spain. The Devils attack Crete and Eric as soon as they get into the ring. Camby hammers Eric with a forearm to the back of the head and Tommy catches Crete with a high knee to the back. The Devils back Crete and Eric into opposite corners and try a whip, but both Crete and Eric reverse the whips. To their credit the Devil’s ducks to avoid hitting each other, but Camby runs into a Crete clothesline and Tommy gets leveled with an Eric spin kick. Crete grabs Camby and throws him between the ropes and they settle on working over Tommy O’Neil. Eric pulls Tommy up, grabs him around the waist and folds him up like an accordion with a belly to back suplex. Eric leaves the ring and stands on the apron, springs boards himself in and drops a leg across the back of Tommy’s head. Eric rolls him over, but Tommy kicks out at two. Eric reaches up and tags to Crete, Crete comes in, grabs Tommy by the throat, and choke slams him down across his knee, Crete makes a quick tag to Eric, Eric climbs the ropes and leaps dropping a knee across Tommy’s chest and spinning him to the mat. Eric covers and gets two before it is broken up by Camby. Camby is ushered out of the ring, meanwhile Eric tries to pull Tommy to his feet, but Tommy hits a jaw breaker that sends Eric to his knees. Tommy lunges and makes the tag to Camby. Camby comes in and cleans house, leveling Crete with a forearm to the face, then pulls Eric up, scoops him up and violently slams him to the mat, hits the ropes and drops a fist right between the eyes. Camby covers, but Crete is back into the ring to break it up at two. Harper Camby pulls Eric to a sitting position, then hits the ropes and hits a diving clothesline to the back of Eric’s head than bounces his head off the canvas. Camby covers again and Eric is out at two. Camby pulls Eric to his feet and pushes him into the corner and tags in Tommy O’Neil. Before they can do anything Eric fights out of the corner and rolls across the ring and makes the tag to Crete. Crete comes in and drops Tommy with a punch to the head, then a drop kick sends Camby out of the ring. Crete turns back to Tommy who unleashes a Wicked Left, but Crete ducks the punch and reverses it into a dragon suplex, bridge one, two…NO. Both men are up, Crete is to his feet first, he hits the ropes and from the outside Camby SLAMS a chair across his back, Crete staggers and Camby hits the Celtic Cutter (Diamond cutter) and covers. Eric scales the ropes to break the pin with a flying leg drop, but Tommy moves at the last moment and Eric mistakenly slams into Crete! Harper Camby throws Eric into the corner and he hits the post shoulder first. Tommy covers and gets the three count.
WINNERS in 21:03 The Devil’s Brigade
THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. MIERDA DEL POLLO RUDOS
Our second second round match comes between The Chickenshit Heels, who defeated Tim Horner and Brad Armstrong in the first round, and Mierda Del Pollo Rudos, who defeated Josh O’Neal and Seraph by Disqualification. The Chickenshit Heels come to the ring first, they revel in the boos of the crowd. Johnny does some shadow boxing in the corner while Attitude Adjuster seems to be eyeing a little kids nachos. The announcer announces Mierda Del Pollo Rudos, their Generic Heel Tag Team #5 music plays, but no one comes out. They are announced a second time and still nothing. Finally an official comes out from the back and he has a meeting with the announcer and referee. It appears that Mierda Del Pollo Rudos are no where to be found! GM the Rick comes to the ring to find out why the show is being delayed. Rick shakes his head and announces that a team that has already lost in the tournament will have to take Mierda Del Pollo Rudos place in the tournament. Johnny and AA look at each other in shock and immediately begin to argue with GM the Rick. The Chickenshit Heels lawyer Aloysius P. Cheatum rushes to the ring and argues with Rick and the referee as well. Since the OOWF is on the cutting edge of technology and we have the ring mic’d we can hear the conversation:
GMtR: I really don’t care if their opponents are not here, we have a card to present, and there has to be a match
JA: This is BULLSHIT! They ran and hid, it’s not OUR fault they are cowards!
APC: Mr. Rick, I am here to inform you that if you force my clients to face a team they have not prepared for, I am prepared to take the OOWF to court for not preventing a hostile workplace and breach of contract! My Clients have signed on to wrestle in a tournament, the brackets are set. I demand that they either produce Mierda Del Pollo Rudos, or give my clients the bye they deserve!
GMtR: <after a long pause> Fine. Ref, give Mierda Del Pollos Rudos a minute to get out here then give them the ten count, if they don’t show, then Those two clowns win by count out.
As Johnny and AA celebrate, the referee starts the clock. After one minute passes and there is no sign of Mierda Del Pollo Rudos, the Referee starts the ten count. Ten seconds later, we have a winner.
WINNERS by Forfeit in 1:10 – The Chickenshit Heels
AX-MAN & UNDERDAWG vs. THE HALFRICAN AMERICANS
The Halfrican Americans come to the ring, they advanced to the second round with a thrilling win over El Gato Furioso and La Parka Muerte. They really have their work cut out for them facing the team of Ax-Man and UnderDawg who steamrolled their way into the second round by crushing Hoak Hogin and Stanley Savitch. The Halfrican Americans are giving away a lot of size and weight. Ax and Dawg come to the ring together this time, but they argue the whole way to the ring. The ref calls for the bell and it appears that it will be Nayr against Ax to start things out. Collar and elbow, Ax shoves Nayr off like he is weightless. Nayr springs back to his feet and tries a spinning heel kick, but Ax catches his leg and throws him toward THA corner with a capture suplex. Nayr reaches out and tags Fly who comes in cautiously. Fly circles slowly and eyes Ax. He turns him around so his back is to THA’s corner, Nayr slides into the ring and gets on his hands and knees behind Ax, Fly leans in like he is ready for the lock up, then shifts and throws a drop kick that knocks Ax backward over Nayr. Fly immediately hits the ropes and drops a leg across Ax chest, covers and only gets a one count. Fly grabs Ax leg, tags Nayr, he comes in and grabs Ax other leg, first they make a wish, then they both fall backward and stretch Ax hamstring, The Halfrican Americans roll through and come up right in front of UD and knock him off the apron with matching shots to the face. Fly and Nayr turn back around and Ax is back on his feet, he charges and tries to clothesline both Fly and Nayr, they duck, stop and spin, kick to the midsection, DOUBLE GORD BUSTER! Nayr covers and gets a two count. Fly leaves the ring, and Nayr waits for Ax to get to his feet, he leaps on Ax shoulders for a hurracarana, but Ax catches him and slams him to the mat with a thunderous power bomb! Nayr may be dead. Ax reaches up and tags UnderDawg who comes in and drops a huge leg across Nayr’s chest, one, two, somehow Nayr kicks out at two. UD pulls Nayr up and grabs him from behind and locks on a Dragon sleeper! Nayr is fading fast, Fly feigns coming into the ring to draw Ax into the ring, then Fly charges across the ring and hits Dawg in the side of the head with a shining wizard to break the Dragon Sleeper. Dawg picks up Nayr, glares across the ring at Fly and drops Nayr with a brutal side slam. Another cover, and once again Nayr manages to roll the shoulder at two. UD is up, Nayr is up, Dawg shoots him to the ropes and nearly kicks his head off with a big boot. From behind, Ax reaches out and slaps UD’s back tagging himself in to the ring. UD looks annoyed but leaves the ring. Ax comes in and drops a series of elbows across Nayr’s chest. Ax pulls Nayr to his feet and locks in an abdominal stretch and makes sure he digs his elbow into Nayr’s ribs. Nayr fights the move and tries to reverse out of it, but he cannot. Fly rushes in and hits Ax in the back with a drop kick that takes Ax over with the hip toss Nayr was trying for. UnderDawg reaches in and tags himself in, much to Ax-Man’s annoyance. UnderDawg comes in and hammers Nayr to the mat, Nayr was just inches from making the tag to Fly, but UD pulls him back to their side of the ring. UD lifts Fly to his feet, and sets him up for the Last Ride! But Nayr slips out of it and slides down UD’s back and gets a school boy roll up for two, UD kicks out of that, but Nayr grabs UD’s legs and rolls through and gets another two count, Dawg kicks out of that as well, and Nayr uses that momentum to leap across the ring and make a desperation tag to Fly. Fly springs to the top rope and waits for UD to get to his feet, a he does, Fly leaps, but UD catches him in mid air CHOKESLAM!!!!GOOD GAWD! Before UD can make the cover, Ax yells at him to make the tag, UnderDawg slowly walks over and the two stare at each other and Ax demands to be tagged, so UD hauls off and hammers him in the side of the head. As Ax and UD stand and exchange blows, Fly and Nayr stand in the ring and watch. Finally Ax grabs UD’s head and leaps off the apron guillotining him on the top rope, UD falls backward into the ring, and he no sooner hits the mat when Fly and Nayr hit the FLAVA SAVA! Both men pile on UnderDawg and get the three count! What an upset!
WINNERS in 27:34 The Halfrican Americans
THIM REYNOLDS & SPIN HANSEN vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER
Our final second round match features Thim Reynolds and Spin Hansen, who looked very cohesive as a team in defeating Ric Flair and Abdullah the Butcher facing off against The Team From Down Under who defeated Destructolition. Thim and Spin come to the ring first and wait patiently, it appears that Spin will be starting things for their team. The Team From Down Under comes out next, they climb in the ring and the bell rings, this one is under way. GatorBait starts off with Spin, they circle each other, Gator darts in and Spin catches him with a right hook to the jaw that drops Gator to one knee, Spin hits the ropes and connects with a knee to Gator’s jaw that knocks him to the mat. Spin drops an elbow then covers and only gets a one count. Spin pulls him up to his feet and grabs an arm wringer and tags Thim, who comes in and drops a fist from the second rope right into Gator’s exposed ribs. Gator hits the mat on his knees, Thim bends his head back and drops an elbow across the bridge of his nose several times, then lets him fall forward, Thim rides Gator on the mat and unleashes a series of brutal cross faces. Thim hooks a half nelson and rolls Gator over and gets a one count before Gator gets his foot on the ropes. Both men are quickly up to a vertical base. Thim keeps a low center of gravity which makes it tough to take him off of his feet. Gator darts in and goes behind Thim and takes him to the mat, then Gator jumps up and lands a sweet kick to the back of Thim’s head. Gator drops a knee into the small of Thim’s back and keeps it there and tags in Jack. Outback Jack comes in, climbs to the top rope and hits a swanton bomb to Thim’s back. Jack rolls Thim over and gets a one count. Both men are up, Jack snapmares Thim over and locks on a reverse chin lock putting all his weight on top of Thim making it hard for him to breathe. Thim fights to his feet and elbows himself free then hits the ropes and charges at Jack, but Jack catches him with a hip toss, then a kick to the mouth. Tag to Gator, they both whip Thim to the ropes and kick him low, double DDT. Gator covers, but Spin comes in and breaks it up at two. Gator pulls Thim to his feet, Thim explodes with a couple of European uppercuts that rock Gator, Thim sends Gator to the ropes and connects with a perfect belly to belly suplex. Thim makes the tag to Spin, be comes in as Gator is getting up and rakes Gator’s eyes with his boot laces. Spin pounces on Gator and locks on a camel clutch, reaches behind and tags in Thim, Thim comes in and hits the ropes and connects with a drop kick to Gator’s face. Thim pulls Gator up, and hits a quick power bomb then floats through and locks on the STF. Gator is in trouble until Outback Jack comes in and kicks Thim. Gator gets to his feet first and grabs Thim and hangs him on the middle rope and bounds off the opposite ropes and lands legs first on Thim’s back dropping him throat first on the ropes. Gator tags in Outback Jack who measures Thim as he gets to his feet and connects with a boomerang to the back of Thim’s head. Jack covers and gets two before Spin breaks it up. Gator comes in and gets stopped by the referee and Spin pulls Thim closer to their corner. When the referee turns back around Thim tags Spin, Jack gets to his feet, Gator comes back in and this one breaks down into a brawl. All four men go toe to toe, Thim drops a Dusty Rhodes bionic elbow on Gator in the middle of the ring, Spin has Jack in the corner and he has a hand full of hair in one hand, and he is pounding Jack with the other. Thim hits the ropes to finish off Gator and Wally b. King jumps up and low bridges Thim, Thim flips out of the ring and hits the floor hard. Spin sees what happens and walks to the middle of the ring and yells at Wally, Wally shrugs as if he has no clue. Spin turns around and gets MURDERED by the CALL OF THE WILD! Gator covers and gets the three count.
WINNERS in 21:09 The Team From Down Under
JIM JONES vs. UNCLE ENTITY – OOWF Onslaught Championship Title Match
We get our first title match of the night. The enigmatic Jim Jones defends his title against Uncle Entity. Both men come to the ring, Jones takes his belt off and hands it to the referee, Jones offers his hand, but Entity refuses to shake it. Both men go back to their corners and wait for the bell. The bell rings and both men meet in the center of the ring. Jones offers his hand once again, this time Entity takes his hand…and pulls Jones right into a forearm to the jaw. Jones hits the mat, Entity pulls him up and lifts Jones in a vertical suplex, leaving him up there to think about it for a minute, then slams to the mat, Entity floats over but only gets a one count. Jones slips out from underneath Entity and grabs his arm and locks on a chicken wing. Entity tries to fight out of the submission move to avoid going to the ropes but he cannot out mat wrestle Jones and is forced to go to the ropes to break the hammerlock/chicken wing. Both men are up to a vertical base once again, this time Jones shoots in and tries to grab a leg, but Entity drops an elbow on the back of Jones neck. Entity pulls Jones to his feet, scoops him up and slams him hard to the canvas. Entity hits the ropes and drops a leg across Jones chest, another cover, one count only. Both men up, Entity grabs Jones and whips him into the corner and follows him in with a shoulder to the mid section. Entity lifts Jones to the top turn buckle, climbs up himself and superplexes Jones off the top rope, floats over and gets another two count. Entity takes over now, he keeps Jones on the mat and works on his shoulder, dropping knees onto his shoulder and using a variety of arm bars to soften up the shoulder. Finally Entity pulls Jones to his feet and sends him into the corner, and shoulder first into the steel ring post. Entity gets a warning from the referee for that, but he just shrugs it off. Entity scoops Jones up and drops him shoulder first onto his knee with a shoulder breaker. Cover only gets a one count, so Entity pulls Jones into a sitting position and slaps on the crucifix! Jones grimaces in pain but will not submit the title. Jones fights his way closer to the ropes, beads of sweat pop up on his forehead, the pain in the chest and shoulder must be excruciating. Jones finally makes it to the ropes and forces the break using one of his free breaks. Jones slips under the ropes to the outside and tries to get the feeling back in his shoulder. Entity follows him to the outside, but Jones walks away and stays ahead of him as they rush around the ring. Jones slips into the ring first and hits the ropes, Entity starts coming between the ropes and Jones catches him coming in with a knee right to the temple! Entity slumps on the ropes, he is out! Jones drags Entity into the ring and scoops him up, slams him to the mat, then hits the ropes and drops a knee across the chest. Jones hooks both legs and gets the three count.
WINNER in 13:02 and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – Jim Jones
OOWF Doans Back Pain Memorial World Cup Tournament – Semi-Finals[/u]
THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS
Our first semi final match pits the Devils Brigade against the well rested Chickenshit Heels. The Devils took advantage of a miscue between Concrete TG and Eric O’Mac in their second round match to pick up the win. Meanwhile The Chickenshit Heels had a bye in the second round when Mierda Del Pollo Rudos did not show for their match. Both teams come to the ring, and it looks like it will be Adrenaline starting things with Camby. They circle to start, Johnny puts his arm up like he wants a test of strength. Camby raises his arm to oblige and Johnny switches arms and gets a good laugh at Camby’s expense. So Camby switches arms, and once again Johnny switches and gets a good laugh out of it. So Camby hauls off and pops Adrenaline in the face with a forearm, grabs Johnny’s hands and locks on the Greco-Roman knuckle lock and drives Johnny to his knees. Johnny begs for mercy, I doubt he will see any from Harper. Harper pushes Johnny all the way to the mat, then stomps on Johnny’s hands for good measure. Johnny scoots across the ring on his knees and makes the tag to a less than enthusiastic Attitude Adjuster. AA comes in and does a couple of wind sprint circles around Camby, then stops and puts his hand out to shake with Camby. Camby looks around then grabs AA’s hand to shake it, AA tries to pull Camby toward him for the attack, but he doesn’t budge. AA looks terrified as Camby pulls him toward him and presses him above his head and lets AA fall to the mat like a sack of potatoes, Camby drops an elbow across AA’s sternum for good measure and makes the cover, and gets two before Johnny runs in and breaks it up by pulling Camby off of AA. Camby is to his feet, he pulls AA up to his feet, AA goes to the eyes and backs Camby into The Chickenshit Heels corner. Tag back into Johnny and the two of them take turns blistering Camby with chops. After a few seconds of this Camby seems to have about enough and he explodes out of the corner with a double clothesline that sends Johnny and AA to the mat, AA rolls under the bottom rope to the floor. Camby, for some reason reaches between the ropes and grabs AA by the hair and tries to bring him back into the ring, AA grabs a chair and swings it back over his head, the seat of the chair catches Camby right on the bridge of the nose, Camby staggers backward into the ring, turns and eats a super kick from Johnny. Johnny covers but Camby is able to kick out rather easily. Blood is pouring from Camby’s nose. Johnny pulls Camby to a sitting position and locks on a reverse chin lock, while also taking some shots at Camby’s nose. Harper fights to his feet and drives a couple of elbows into Johnny’s midsection, Camby gets the separation he wants, then hits a spinning Roaring Elbow that catches Johnny right in the temple and sends him to the canvas. Camby finally tags in Tommy O’Neil, Tommy comes in and rolls Johnny over and covers, but AA gets back into the ring to break it up at two. Tommy pulls Johnny up and drives him to the mat with a snap suplex. After that, Tommy goes to the top rope, kind of unfamiliar territory there for Tommy, and it showed, he took too long and Johnny was able to catch him on the top rope and throw Tommy into the center of the ring. Johnny hits the ropes and hits a low drop kick to the back of Tommy’s head, then grabs Tommy’s head and slams it backward to the canvas. Johnny covers, but only gets two. Johnny pulls Tommy to his feet and sends him to the ropes, Johnny elevates Tommy and lets him crash to the mat face first. Quick tag to Attitude Adjuster who comes in and drops a knee into the small of Tommy’s back. AA pulls Tommy up and sends him to the corner then follows him with a high knee, then climbs the ropes and bites Tommy until he is forced to break at five. AA lets Tommy stagger out of the corner then kicks him low, hits the ropes and lands a swinging neck breaker, covers and gets a two count. AA tags Johnny in, Johnny drops a knee across Tommy’s throat, and then argues with the referee for a few seconds before getting threatened with the disqualification. Johnny pulls Tommy up, another low kick, this time it is followed with a spike DDT. Johnny covers, but Camby comes in and breaks it up. Johnny jumps to his feet and charges over toward Camby, bad move, Camby catches Johnny by the throat and lifts him high into the air with both hands, then tosses him back into the ring. By now Tommy is on his feet and he tags Camby into the match. Tommy leaves the ring and jumps off the apron to regain his senses, while he is clearing his head, AA skulks around the ring and digs something out of his tights. One quick check to make sure the ref isn’t looking and AA unleashes a fireball right to Tommy’s face. Tommy falls to the floor writhing in pain, AA dashes away and jumps back on his side of the apron. Officials come to look at Tommy and help him to the back. Meanwhile inside the ring, Camby has Johnny backed into the corner and is wearing him out with punches and chops. Camby pauses for a moment and sees that his partner is being helped to the back, that is all the opening The Chickenshit Heels need, AA comes into the ring and hits a low blow on Camby, then Johnny and AA haul Camby up and hit the ADRENALINE ADJUSTMENT! Camby is out! Cover, one, two, three!
WINNERS in 22:59 – The Chickenshit Heels
THE HALFRICAN AMERICANS vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER
The Halfrican Americans, Fly and Nayr come to the ring first, they are in the semi-finals after scoring one of the biggest upsets in OOWF history when they defeated Ax-Man and UnderDawg. Their opponents, The Team From Down Under are here after defeating the surprisingly tough duo of Thim Reynolds and Spin Hansen. Once again THA offer hand shakes, this time The Team From Down Under give them kind of curt short hand shakes. The teams get to their respective corners and it looks like we are about to get this one underway, it will be Fly starting things off with Outback Jack. Slow circle to start, collar and elbow tie up, Jack breaks the hold and buries the knee into Fly’s midsection, then takes him over with a tilt-a-whirl suplex and drops him across his knee, then holds him there for a moment stretching him out. Finally Jack drops Fly and covers him hooking the leg, but he can only get a one count. Jack pulls Fly up to his feet, shoves Fly into the corner and tags in Gator. Gator comes in and sends Fly to he ropes and connects with a spin kick to the face, then bounds off the ropes and hits a forward roll to the chest. Gator covers, but once again the wiry Fly kicks out at one. Gator pulls Fly up, kicks him in the mid section and hits the ropes and connects with a scissors kick to the back of Fly’s head. Another cover, another two count. Both men are up again, Gator whips Fly into THA corner and tries to follow him in but Fly side steps and Gator goes in shoulder first, then tags Nayr and locks on the Tarantula! Nayr comes into the ring and hits the ropes and connects with a running shining wizard to the side of Gator’s head! Fly breaks the hold and Gator falls face first to the canvas. Nayr climbs to the top rope and hits a 360 Nayr Splash on the prone Gator, rolls him over, and gets a two count. Nayr springs to his feet and climbs the ropes in the opposite corner and waits perched on top, as Gator gets to his feet and looks around, Nayr leaps off the ropes and hits a picture perfect missile dropkick right to Gator’s jaw. Nayr decides not to go for the cover, instead he once again waits until Gator is getting to his feet, and Nayr hits the ropes and connects with THE SAVING THROW! Gator could be DEAD! This time Nayr covers and gets two and the count is broken up by Outback Jack. Nayr gets to his feet and tags Fly, then whips Jack to the ropes then drops down to the mat, as Jack leaps over Nayr, Fly springboards into the ring and connects with a leg lariat that floors Jack. Fly covers and once again the count is broken up by GatorBait. Fly pulls Jack up again and sends him in, and catches him in a sleeper on the rebound. Jack is fading fast, so he grabs Fly’s head and sits out, slamming Fly’s jaw on the top of his head. Fly and Gator are down. Gator is trying to crawl across the ring and mage the tag, Fly is pulling himself to his feet holding his jaw. Fly makes it to his corner and tags in Nayr and Gator uses a final burst of energy to tag Outback Jack. Jack comes in like a house on fire and clotheslines Nayr to the mat, then rushes across the ring and knocks Fly off the apron Jack pulls Nayr up and sends him to the ropes and lowers his head a moment too soon, Nayr leaps over him with a sunset flip, but Jack holds on and fights it, fly slides into the ring and clotheslines Jack which allows Nayr to finish the move, Nayr gets a two count. Jack kicks out and grabs Nayr’s legs and quickly wraps him up in a sharpshooter and turns him over. And sits down low. Jack has Nayr trapped in the sharp shooter in the middle of the ring. Fly tries to come in for the save, but he is cut off by the referee. Fly fights and claws until he makes it to the ropes and forces the break. Jack breaks the hold when the referee threatens disqualification. Jack pulls Nayr to his feet, and choke slams him to the mat. Quick tag and Gator comes in, both of the Aussies rush across the ring and knock Fly off the apron, then set up on opposite sides of the ring. Nayr struggles, and finally gets to his feet, CALL OF THE WILD! Folks, this one is over. Jack leaves the ring and Gator covers, one, two, thr….NO! Nayr kicked out! The Aussies are stunned! Gator pulls Nayr up, kicks him low, CHOMP! Ok this one certainly has to do it. Gator covers and hooks the leg, but Fly leaps off the top rope and connects with a flying leg drop to the back of the head breaking up the pin. Fly stays in the ring and catches a charging Outback Jack with a spinning heel kick. Then hits a standing moonsault on a prone Gator. Fly grabs Nayr and pulls him close to the corner and urges him to make the tag. Nayr is inches from the tag, he leaps, but Gator grabs his leg! Gator starts to pulls Nayr back to his corner, but Nayr gets to his feet and hits an enzuguri that frees him and knocks Gator to the mat. Nayr lunges and makes the tag to Fly! Fly comes in like lightning in a bottle! He cleans house, knocking Gator down wit ha clothesline, Jack comes into the ring and eats a face buster, Wally even jumps up on the apron and gets an elbow to the jaw for his trouble. Fly pulls Gator to his feet and hits a whipper snapper on Gator that leaves him on the canvas in the middle of the ring. Nayr is struggling to get to his feet. Fly scales the ropes for the Flava Drop! On the other side of the ring, Jack distracts the referee and Wally slides a chair into the ring, then Wally leaps on the apron and grabs Flys foot distracting him. Nayr gets to his feet and knocks Wally off the apron again, by now, Gator has the chair, he pastes Fly on the top rope, and connects with a shot to the back of Nayr’s head that sends him thought the ropes. Gator climbs the ropes and delivers a TOP ROPE CHOMP! OH MY GOD! Gator covers and hooks the leg and this one is over.
WINNERS in 37:20 The Team From Down Under
ALTRAGEOUS vs. SRIRAM – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
Our second title match of the night features the impressive Sriram squaring off against Altrageous for the intercontinental title. Sriram is introduced first, he waits patiently as the champion Altrageous is announced and comes out to his spot light with Sugar and Spice on his arms, the Trik’d Owt Tytle slung over one shoulder and the Intercontinental Title around he waist. Altrageous makes his way to the ring slowly, stopping often to jaw with the fans. Finally Altrageous makes it to the ring, hands Spice the Trik’d Owt Tytle and takes his mink coat off and hands it to Sugar, then walks to the middle of the ring and takes his Intercontinental title off and holds it right in front of Sriram’s face. Sriram does not flinch or change his expression as the referee takes the title and holds it high and calls for the bell. The two men lock eyes and Altrageous smirks and tries to push Sriram away, Sriram grabs Alt's hand and twists his arm behind his back, grabs him around the throat and pulls him into the air, FLYING CHICKEN WING! Alt screams in pain, but Sriram lets him go and sends him out of the ring with a drop kick to the back of the head. Alt gets to his feet on the outside and plays it off like nothing had happened. He slowly climbs back into the ring and yells at the referee to keep Sriram back so he could get in the ring unmolested. Alt gets back into the ring and charges right up to Sriram and starts screaming in his face. Sriram stuns him with a back hand to the mouth, then spins behind him and takes him to the ground and grapevines the legs and traps Altrageous in the Rings of Saturn Altrageous once again screams in pain, and fights his way to the ropes forcing the break. Alt gets to his feet and Sriram comes in at him again, this time Alt connects with a finger poke to the eyes then a clothesline that takes him to the mat. Altrageous goes berserk now stomping on Sriram and pulling him to his feet and pushing him into the corner and choking him with his boot until the referee threatens disqualification. Altrageous whips Sriram to the ropes and catches him with a spine buster, covers, and only gets a one count. Alt screams at the referee to make a faster count, but all this does is allow Sriram to gain a bit of a breather. When Alt tries to pull Sriram to his feet, Sriram counters with a couple of shots to the gut, then leaps to his feet and takes Alt down with a DDT. Sriram covers Alt and gets a two count, Sriram pulls Alt up and ships him to the ropes, but lowers his head a second too soon, Alt grabs Sriram by the neck, then lifts him for a suplex and sets him on the top rope. Alt climbs up and tries for a superplex, but Sriram blocks it with a series of head buts. Alt falls backward to the canvas, Sriram sets himself and drops an elbow right into Alt’s sternum. Sriram rolls Alt over and locks him into the Cattle Mutilation, but Altrageous fights his way to the ropes. Sriram reluctantly breaks the hold and pulls Alt up to his feet and lands a T-Bone suplex, another cover gets another two count. Once more, Sriram tries to pull Alt to his feet, but Alt stops him with a low blow. Sriram falls to the mat and writhes in pain, while Altrageous grins and collects himself. Alt pulls Sriram up and whips him to the corner, but Sriram reverses the whip, then Sriram reverses it a second time and sends him back to the original corner, sandwiching Referee Mel Creech gets hammered in the corner Creech slumps to the canvas. Sriram turns to check on the referee which gives Alt the opportunity to slip out of the ring and grab a chair. Altrageous gets back into the ring and hammers Sriram across the back, knocking him to the mat and Creech out of the ring. Altrageous pulls Sriram to his feet and hits the Spinal Contusion. With no ref in sight, junior referee Gavin Hale rushes out and officiates. Altrageous tries to lock Prag on Sriram, but Sriram fights it, the two struggle for an advantage on the mat, Sriram slips out of the hold and locks on the CITIZEN ERASED! Altrageous screams in pain and tries to get to the ropes, but there is no way he can make it. Altrageous fights for a few minutes then taps furiously! NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!
WINNER in 33:31 Sriram
But wait! As referee Gavin Hale raises Sriram’s arm and hands him the title, the original referee Mel Creech comes into the ring and waves it off! What is going on? Creech explains that he SAW Altrageous hit Sriram with the chair, thus Alt should be immediately disqualified! That SUCKS! Altrageous grabs his title and heads to the back, the announcer announces his revised decision.
WINNER in 31:47 by Disqualification, Sriram, Altrageous remains the Intercontinental Champion
OOWF Doans Back Pain Memorial World Cup Tournament – Finals[/u]
THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER
This is the finals of the Doans Back Pain Memorial World Cup Tournament! The Chickenshit Heels got here by beating The Devil’s Brigade in the semi finals and The Team From Down Under were taken to the limit by The Halfrican Americans before they triumphed. These two teams are certainly no strangers to one another. The Aussies come to the ring first, surprisingly they receive a smattering of boos in the crowd. The Chickenshit Heels come out next, and there is no question what the fans think of them, they are nearly booed out of the building. Both teams are finally in the ring and it looks like it will be Attitude Adjuster starting things off with Outback Jack. The Aussies have to be a little more fatigued after than fast paced match with The Halfrican Americans in the semifinals. AA and Jack slowly circle and lock up. AA grabs a side head lock and grinds in on. Outback Jack tries to shoot him to the ropes and AA grabs hold of Jack’s hair and puts on the breaks. Jack tries a belly to back suplex but AA shows a surprising bit of agility and rolls through with a side head lock take over. Jack quickly fights back to his feet and grabs a handful of AA hair, forcing the referee to warn Jack. Finally Jack just lifts AA and drops him with an atomic drop. AA dances in pain and Jack levels him with a clothesline to the chest. AA pops right back up and gets scooped up with a slam, tag to Gator, he comes in off the top rope and drops a knee across AA’s chest, then rolls through and hammers a day dreaming Johnny Adrenaline on the opposite side of the ring. Gator pulls AA to his feet and sends him to the ropes and elevates him with a big back body drop. Jack then drops three quick elbows to AA’s sternum and covers. AA is able to kick out at two and scurry out of the ring to the safety of the floor. But he is not safe. As soon as his feet hit the floor, Outback Jack jumps off the apron, grabs AA by the head and runs him face first into the ring post. Johnny leaps off the apron and runs around and hammers Jack on the back. Not to be left out, GatorBait comes out of the ring and joins the fray at ringside. Gator grabs AA and hammers him in the face, opening the gash on his head. Johnny and Jack are in a scrum near the Guam announce table, Jack takes a wild swing at Johnny, Johnny moves out of the way and catches Jack with a dragon suplex through the table, OH MY GOD! Jack is dead, Johnny is woozy, Gator is distracted by the move, and ends up getting a glass bottle to the side of the head from AA, I guess the referee didn’t see it. AA rolls Gator back into the ring and climbs in and covers, but only gets a two count. AA pulls Gator over to the Chickenshit Heels corner and tags in Johnny, Johnny hits the ropes and drops a leg across Gator’s chest and makes the cover, one, two, NO Gator manages to roll the shoulder. Johnny pulls AA up for a vertical suplex, SLINGSHOT off the top rope, cover, one, two NO once again AA is out. Johnny yells at the referee and tags in Attitude Adjuster. AA comes in and waits for Gator to get to his feet, CLAW! CLAW! CLAW!! AA drives Gator to the mat, Gator writhes in pain and tries to free himself. Once again Wally climbs on the apron and calls the referee over, Outback Jack comes into the ring with a piece of table and slams it across AA’s back, knocking him to the mat, Johnny charges into the ring and tackles Jack and they and the piece of table end up on the floor duking it out again. Attitude Adjuster and GatorBait are both on the mat, the referee turns around and starts the standing ten count, Gator rolls over and drapes an arm across AA and gets a two count. Gator has been busted open from the claw, and he and AA are bleeding heavily. AA is up first and sends Gator to the ropes and takes him down with a drop toe hold that hangs Gator on the ropes. On the outside, Jack and Johnny are battling it out, Wally sneaks up behind Johnny and tries to brain him with his cane, but Johnny moves and Wally hits Jack and knocks him the F*** OUT! Johnny turns and clotheslines Wally and grabs his cane. As AA hits the far ropes and leaps landing on Gator’s shoulders on the ropes, Johnny SLAMS the cane into Gator’s face. Gator slumps on the ropes, Johnny leaps to the apron and gets the tag, ADRENALINE ADJUSTMENT one, two three! The Chickenshit Heels win the tournament! They get a shot at KZ TONIGHT!
WINNERS in 30:47 The Chickenshit Heels
CHRIS COLE vs. CANADIAN DRAGON – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Now it is time for out World Title match for the evening. Canadian Dragon is getting a shot at Chris Cole’s world heavyweight title, just hours before Chris Cole, Canadian Dragon and Thim Reynolds will meet in a three way dance for the belt. Will it be Dragon or Cole that is coming into that match as the OOWF World Champion? Canadian Dragon comes to the ring first, with his ever handy fifteen foot tall ladder with him, Dragon sets the ladder up in front of the ring, scales to the top of the ladder then does an impressive back flip into the ring. Chris Cole is introduced next, he slowly comes out, to the expected boos of the crowd. Cole takes his time getting to the ring, stopping to argue with the fans at ringside. Finally Cole gets into the ring, marches to the center of the ring and takes his title off and hands it to the referee, when Canadian Dragon looks at the title, Cole slaps him across the face and reminds him that that title is his. Dragon lunges, but referee Gavin Hale steps between them and orders each man to go to their corner until the bell rings. Hale holds the title high for all to see, and calls for the bell, this one is underway. Cole decides to wait in the corner, CD marches to the center of the ring and stands with his arms folded. Defiant. Cole slowly walks toward Dragon and walks a slow circle around him, Dragon does not move. Cole walks behind Dragon and sort of looks at the crowd when Dragon doesn’t move, and comes at CD with a clothesline to the back of the head, Dragon stops him with a spinning kick to the stomach, then CD hits the ropes and grabs Cole’s head and hits a rolling neck breaker. Dragon pulls Cole to his feet, another kick and a double under hook suplex, then he pulls Cole back and covers for a two count. Cole tries to scramble out of the ring, head first, but CD gets to the ropes first and sling shots himself over the top rope and comes down right on the back of Cole’s head. Dragon then pulls Cole forward a little bit until his head is hanging off the mat and catches CD in the face with a running knee lift. Cole crumples to the floor in a heap, CD approaches to pull him to his feet and Cole grabs him by the tights and hot shots him into the ring steps. Cole pulls CD up and slams him face first into the Honduran Announce table. Cole then scoops CD up and slams him on the floor. Chris Cole rolls back into the ring and raises his arms in victory and sneers at the crowd. The referee starts the ten count and gets to eight before Canadian Dragon makes it onto the apron. Cole non-chalantly walks over to Dragon and hooks him for a vertical suplex, In mid-air CD shifts his weight and lands behind Cole, CD grabs Cole and locks on the tazzmission! Cole fights to get to the ropes but he is fading fast. Cole finally, finally gets his toe on the ropes, just barely enough to break the hold. Dragon releases the hold and leaves a dazed Cole lying in the center of the ring. CD gets to his feet hits the bottom rope and springs onto Cole with a moonsault, cover, one, tow, thr…NO! Cole manages to roll his shoulder. Canadian Dragon pulls Cole to his feet and sends him into the corner and follows him in with a back elbow, then snap mares him out of the corner, jumps to the second rope and connects with a drop kick to the back of his head. CD covers Cole again and only gets a two count. Dragon pulls Cole back to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a sleeper. Cole fights the hold and reverses it to a belly to back suplex, but Canadian Dragon lands on his feet. Cole gets up, turns around and gets pasted with a Dragon Kick! CD covers one, two, Cole gets his foot on the ropes! CD is in the zone now, he pulls Cole up again and sets him on the top rope, then charges, climbs the ropes and snaps off a perfect hurracarana! Another cover, another kick out at two. Dragon is getting a little frustrated now, CD climbs to the top rope and waits for Cole to get up, MISSILE DROP KICK! Cole slides out of the ring and hits the floor. Cole grabs his title and waits, when CD tries to pull him back into the ring, Cole slams him in the head with the belt. Cole slowly gets into the ring dropping his title on the apron. Cole leans back on CD and covers him with a lazy cover, one, two, CD reverses it and ties Cole up in a crucifix! One Two Thr…no! Cole gets to his feet, grabs the title, turns and SLAMS CD right in the face with it, right in front of the referee. The referee calls for the bell, Cole high tails it out of the ring.
WINNER in 39:12 by Disqualification, Canadian Dragon
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