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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 27, 2008 20:34:07 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live! From The Rock, Georgia Ross: Welcome to OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem!
Razz: We are coming to you live from The Rock in Georgia! If ya smellllll what I’m cookin!
Ross: Calm down there Razz we don’t want to get into hot water from the boys in Stamford for Gimmick Infringement
Razz: hey, it’s not like they haven’t borrowed from us!
Ross: Well that may well be the case. That doesn’t matter Razz, we have a great lineup for the fans tonight, all the OOWF titles are on the line tonight!
Razz: We have the surprising rookie Jim Jones, the most straight laced guy I have ever seen, defending the Onslaught title against Concrete TG
Ross: That should be a phenomenal match, Jones can hold his own and Concrete is a seasoned vet. We also have the brutal kz defending their newly won tag titles against The Chickenshit Heels
Razz: I gotta say, kz may not be the most technically sound team out there, but I haven’t seen a team so focused on destruction as they are in a long time. Capps and Adrenaline are no slouches, but they better be ready for war. How bout Altrageous defending the Intercontinental title against Eric O’Mac?
Ross: I can’t say I approve of Altrageous’ new attitude, and what he did to Hardbody Harris was deplorable. He better watch his step, Eric O’Mac is a damn fine competitor, when he stays focused.
Razz: That is the problem though; Eric has had a little trouble staying focused lately
Ross: Finally our main event of the evening has Chris Cole defending against the returning Thim Reynolds and Canadian Dragon
Razz: This could well be Cole’s toughest title defense to date. Both of those men are capable of winning the title. I tell ya it is gonna take every bit of skill Cole has to walk out of that ring with his title tonight.
Ross: Our first match of the night is between OOWF newcomer Spin “Freakin” Hansen and Josh O’Neal
Razz: What’s the story with this Spin guy? He jumped Josh out of the blue and laid him out, he says he is someone from O’Neal’s past, what’s the scoop there Ross:
Ross: I wish I knew. Hansen seems to be a madman, and to be honest, O’Neal is not exactly playing on an even keel, this one should be a war, let’s go to the ring.
SPIN HANSEN vs. JOSH O’NEALHansen and O’Neal come to the ring and stand in opposite corners waiting for referee Gavin Hale to call for the bell. The bell rings and both men slowly walk to the center of the ring never breaking their stare. They meet in the center of the ring and locks eyes and begin to jaw with one another. Hansen just grins and says something that must have hit a nerve on Josh because Josh rears back and NAILS Hansen with a haymaker that takes him to the mat. Josh pounces on Hansen and hammers away at him, Hansen does a good job of covering up and absorbing most of the shots with his arms. Finally Hansen reaches up and rakes O’Neal’s eyes forcing him off of him. Hansen gets to his feet and hits the ropes and plants a stomp right to the back of O’Neal’s head. Hansen pulls O’Neal to his knees and hammers him in the face, sneering with every punch. Josh frees himself with some elbows to the midsection, then rocks Hansen with a European uppercut to the jaw. Josh O’Neal pulls Hansen off the ropes and whips him to the opposite ropes and drops him with a big clothesline to the chest. O’Neal drops an elbow and covers, but Hansen kicks out at two. O’Neal pulls Hansen up again and whips him into the corner, and follows him in, but Hansen gets a boot up in time. He grabs a dazed O’Neal and rakes his face along the top rope. O’Neal falls to his knees grabbing his eyes, Hansen hits the opposite ropes and takes O’Neal down with a boot to the face. Hansen looks like he is about to go for the cover, but instead he mounts O’Neal and hammers him in the face. Josh covers up some but a couple of shots find the mark and Josh ends up with a bloody gash above his eye. Hansen pulls O’Neal to his feet and sends him to the ropes, follows him in and hits an elbow to the jaw that sends O’Neal over the top rope to the floor. Hansen follows him to the outside and grabs Josh and slams him into the ring apron, then grabs the mic cord and wraps it around his throat. Josh frees himself by falling forward to the ground, sending Hansen into the ring post. Josh gets to his feet and wipes the blood from his face. He slowly pulls Hansen to his feet and we see Hansen has been busted wide open from the ring post shot. Josh hammers away on Hansen, but as he is doing that Hansen reaches under the ring and grabs something, it is a light tube! He smashes it over Josh’s head and Josh staggers away. Hansen gets to his feet and charges at Josh and LEVELS him with a straight punch to the back of the head. Hansen pulls a table from under the ring and rolls Josh onto the wood, Hansen then climbs to the apron, gets a running start and drops a head but on O’Neal sending them both through the table and to the floor. The crowd erupts in an appropriate HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT chant. The referee is putting the count on both men, they slowly get to their feet at eight, but neither man makes any attempt to get to the ring, instead they spill over the guard rail and battle through the crowd. The referee counts out both men and calls the match. That doesn’t stop those two though. They brawl back up to the ramp, both men are very bloody and have no intention of stopping. Finally the locker room empties and the two are separated, much to the crowd’s dismay. As both men are sent to the back, the crowd shows their displeasure with the decision. WINNER in 15:55 – Double Count out Ross: Well I certainly don’t think that solved ANYTHING between those two!
Razz: No it did not Ross. There is some kind of deep hatred there, something from O’Neal’s past has come back to haunt him, and this Spin Hansen guy is tough! These two are gonna tangle a whole bunch more before this is all over.
Ross: I am really interested n finding out the story behind those two, what on earth could Josh have done to evoke such hatred from this Hansen fellow. Time will sort that out. Out next match should certainly be an interesting one. The submission machine Sriram is taking on the man who seems to feel no pain in Seraph.
Razz: That Seraph is one creepy dude, let me tell ya. He almost drove Thim Reynolds because the man simply will not show emotion in the ring.
Ross: As great a submission wrestler as Thim is, Sriram is in a class all his own, I have never seen a man so skilled in tying you in knots and getting either a submission or a win. This should be a great one
SERAPH vs. SRIRAMSingle leg takedown by Sriram to start. The two do a bit of mat wrestling before both men get back to their feet. We go again - another takedown by Sriram to the waist lock, Seraph up, Sriram throws him down again - Seraph finally unleashes a back elbow to break the hold. Seraph puts Sriram into the ropes, big elbow puts Sriram down. Head to the buckle by Seraph. Seraph winds up and delivers a wicked chop! And there's the second to massive “wwwooo” chants. Sriram hits a short clothesline. Sriram starts laying into Seraph’s head with stomps. Snap suplex and a cover get Sriram a 2 count. Sriram picks Seraph to his feet - big elbow. Sriram is fully in control. Sriram stands on the neck and uses the ropes to add a little leverage on the choke. Sriram with a death suplex and hooks the leg for 2. Seraph tries to slip out of the ring, but Sriram stomps on him again. Sriram chops Seraph repeatedly backing him into the corner. Sriram gives a punch to the gut then back up and comes charging in but Seraph gets the boot up on the charge which staggers Sriram. Seraph springs from the corner with a clothesline. Seraph hits a backbreaker followed by an elbow off the second turnbuckle. Into the ropes, Sriram reverses into a back body drop. Into the ropes, Seraph with a reversal of his own, and he hits a back body drop. Sriram swings and misses - Seraph grabs a waist lock – and tries a release German suplex but Sriram rotates fully and lands on his feet and delivers a German of his own. Sriram with the pin, 1, 2, NO!! Sriram is poised and waiting for end game. He goes for The Red Fort but Seraph counters with a quick rollup pin for 2. Sriram swings a big right hand that is ducked by Seraph. Seraph follows with a belly-to-belly and throws him overhead this time Sriram lands flat on his face. Seraph connects with a stiff looking pile driver. Seraph rolls him over and hooks both legs - 1, 2, NO! Seraph doesn’t relent and applies the sharpshooter. Sriram tries to crawl to the ropes...touches the bottom rope...but Seraph lifts up and moves them to the center of the ring. Sriram tries to roll forward and ends up in a tough pinning predicament. Sriram barely manages to roll out of the pin but Seraph kept the lock on. Sriram tries to pull Seraph’s leg out from under him. He pulls hard and manages to drop Seraph from his base. Sriram quickly grasps Seraph’s legs and now has HIM in the sharpshooter! Sriram quickly leans back and locks in Citizen Erased. Seraph can't stand to be in this too long -Seraph rolls into the ropes. Sriram up, gut shot – and hits The Red Fort! Hooks the leg - 1, 2, NO!!! Sriram wastes no time going back to the Citizen Erased. This time Seraph counters with a small package for 2. Seraph is up now and lays into Sriram with chops. He goes for the Propitiation but is shoved off by Sriram. Seraph goes for the Irish whip which is reversed by Sriram into the corner. Sriram charges and Seraph jumps up onto Sriram’s shoulders. Seraph balances and goes for the victory roll but Sriram drops down and grabs onto the second rope. The ref doesn’t see it 1, 2, 3. WINNER AT 10:27 SRIRAM Ross: That Sriram is one tough competitor, I have to say I am a little disappointed to see him use the ropes to get a win
Razz: Well I am too Ross, but I gotta be honest here, I don’t think Sriram was grabbing it to get an unfair advantage, if you look closely, it seems like he reached out to steady himself and caught the rope.
That may well be, but I certainly hate to see a match end like that.
Razz: Sriram is a smart cat, and he is the master of submission wrestling around here, I don’t think he needs to resort to that kind of thing to get a win.
Ross: Ok Razz next up we have a three way tag team match, the winner of this one would no doubt be in line for a tag title shot against kz.
Razz: Well you have to think this kind of favors The Devil’s Brigade, this match is going to be all about chaos, and you know the Devil’s thrive on chaos, that is their element.
Ross: I wouldn’t be so quick to dismiss the Aussies, The Team From Down Under are the most established team in the OOWF right now, and lately they have been showing a mean streak that is not like them.
Razz: Well, it may not be like them, but to me it is long overdue. For a long time Jack and Gator seemed content to take a back seat to the other teams in the OOWF, it is about time they assert themselves, I have seen their Japanese work, I know what they are capable of.
Ross: And yet in all this, we are leaving out the most recent former tag team champions in The Halfrican Americans, for a team that was kind of thrown together out of necessity, they have done quite well for themselves
Razz: Well this is a big test for them, they had Adrenaline and Capps number, but now they are in with two very veteran tag teams, it will be interesting to see how they handle themselves.
THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. THE HALFRICAN AMERICANS vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDERThe Devil’s brigade is out first, followed by the Team From Down Under, who stop at the bottom of the aisle. The Halfrican Americans make their way to ringside, exchanging hand signals with the fans, and stop to confer with the Aussies, gesturing that they should mount a combined attack. The four men shake hands and storm the ring. As Nayr and Fly slide under the ropes, however, the Aussies put on the brakes and wander over to speak to the beer vendor. The Halfrican Americans glare at the Aussies in disbelief, or at least they would if they weren’t getting stomped by the Brigade. Angelo Barros quickly moves in and sends Nayr and Harper out of the ring as Jack and Gator take their place in the corner. Fly and Tommy circle, and Fly dodges underneath a lockup and hits a double leg takedown. Fly drops an elbow to Tommy’s knee and ties up the leg briefly with a knee lock before rolling Tommy over and dropping his knee into Tommy’s. Fly drags Tommy to his corner and makes the tag. Nayr vaults the top rope and lands in a leg drop on the back of Tommy’s knee. Nayr props Tommy in the corner and wraps his leg around the second rope, then dropkicks the knee. Tommy falls out of the corner and Nayr makes the tag just as Harper connects from behind with a tackle that drives Nayr into the turnbuckles and knocks Fly to the floor. Harper makes to go after Fly, but is blocked by Barros, who sends him back to his corner. Harper looks annoyed, but shrugs and heads back to his corner, dragging Tommy by the wrist. Harper steps onto the apron, grabs the tag rope, tags himself in, then goes out to the floor after Fly. Harper grabs for Fly, but the smaller man darts out of the way and dropkicks Harper into the railing. A second dropkick is ill advised, as Harper catches his legs and swings him headfirst into the ring stairs. Harper tries to follow up, but is leveled by a clothesline off the ring apron by Outback Jack. All three Men are down. Meanwhile, inside the ring, Tommy gets to his feet and is leveled by a handspring elbow from Nayr, who is then caught by a clothesline from Gator. Gator picks Nayr up and slings him into the ropes. Nayr ducks under Gator’s grasp on the return trip and vaults the top rope, taking down Camby and Jack on the outside. Gator follows him out, grabbing Fly and slamming his back into the apron before tossing him into the ring. Gator sees Jack getting to his feet and positions himself on the opposite side of Nayr. As Nayr gets up the Aussies launch themselves, CALL OF THE WILD!! Amazingly, this attempted murder gives Harper time to slide into the ring and we are back to the legal men. Fly rolls to the corner and tags Gator as the Aussies get up on the apron. Gator goes after Harper and is met by a fist to the stomach. Harper tosses Gator into the ropes and plants him with a spine buster, then tags off to Tommy. Tommy limps over to Gator, picks him up and goes for the Wicked Left Hook, which is ducked. Gator grabs the arm and drives Tommy to the mat, going for his Hooked hold, but Tommy reverses into a roll-up for two. Gator grabs an arm lock that is reversed, Gator re-reverses, and Tommy catches him with the Wicked Left Hook. Gator falls back into the Halfrican corner and Fly makes the tag. Fly springs to the top rope and levels Tommy with a dropkick. Fly tosses Tommy into his corner as Nayr crawls into the ring. The Halfrican Americans set Tommy onto the top rope and climb the turnbuckles for a tandem superplex. Harper attempts to come to his partner’s aid but is pulled off the apron by Jack. This distracts Angelo Barros as the Halfricans climb opposite turnbuckles, and he doesn’t see Gator slide into the ring with a chair. The Halfricans leap, and Gator drops the chair onto Tommy so the Flava Sava destroys all three men. Fly and the chair get thrown out of the ring and Nayr is dragged over to the Aussie corner as Barros returns his attention to the ring. Gator tags himself in and covers Tommy as Jack holds Harper at bay. One…Two…Three. WINNERS in 23:56, The Team From Down Under. Ross: That was a hellacious match Razz, but I gotta say I am a little disappointed in the Aussies, there is no reason for them to use a chair to get the win, they are one of the most talented teams I have ever seen.
Razz: Yeah, but Ross, you gotta understand something, sometimes when an opportunity presents itself, you have to take advantage of that. The Aussies saw the opportunity and took advantage of it, that’s all.
Ross: Well I think it is a damn shame.
Razz this next match is an interesting one. Who did Uncle Entity piss off to get put in the middle of this war?
Ross: Well, I will admit, if I were Uncle Entity this would probably not be my choice of matches, but then again, look at it like this, if Entity wins this match, he can say he defeated two of the toughest SOB’s in the OOWF
Razz: Oh, hey, far be it for me to question Entity’s toughness, he is tough as nails. But ya gotta understand something Ross, when you are in that ring with someone you consider your enemy, much like Dawg and Ax do, being a third wheel in there can be dangerous. Ax and Dawg are at the point where they just want to hurt each other, they don’t care who gets in their way
Ross: I have to say, Ax is perhaps the first OOWF superstar
Razz: wrestler Ross, we don’t go for that superstar garbage around here
Ross: Ok ok, Ax is one of the few OOWF wrestlers that has been able to consistently go toe to toe with the Big Dawg, he will not take a step backward.
Razz: I think Dawg may have underestimated Ax just a bit to start, but I guarantee you this, he is not taking him for granted now!
UNCLE ENTITY vs. AX-MAN vs. UNDERDAWGUD and Ax have words as the bell sounds, and Dawg knocks Ax to the floor. Entity jumps UD from behind, but that gets nowhere as well. To the ropes, and UE eats a big boot. Choke slam try, but UE goes to the eyes. Ax back in and he and UE double team UD. Double DDT, and Ax covers, but Entity pulls him off. Ax charges, but UE sidestep and sends Ax thru the ropes. Entity pulls UD up, but Dawg was playing possum, and goozles UE again. This time, Ax pulls UD out from the floor. Ax beats on UD on the floor, and Entity adds a baseball slide to UD's back. Ax on the apron, but UE tries to suplex him in. Ax counters by running Entity's head into the turnbuckle. Ax steps in and lines UE up for a super kick, but UD hops on the apron, snaps Ax off the top rope, and UE schoolboys him! One, two... THREE! Entity picks up the win and slides out as Ax pops up in shock. Entity scurries up the aisle, having outsmarted everyone, leaving Ax alone in the ring as Dawg steps in. Ax turns around right into a FIREPLUG DRIVER~! UD rolls his eyes in the back of his head and rides off on the ATV. WINNER in 7:13: Uncle Entity Ross: I gotta say Uncle Entity stole a win there Razz
Razz: He used his head, he has no reason to get involved in this feud, he did what he needed to do, picked up a win, and got the hell out of there, can’t fault him for that!
Ross: That may well be. Folks, we have our first title match of the evening, the relative newcomer Jim Jones tries to prove that his title win was no fluke as he defends the onslaught championship against Concrete TG
Razz: I gotta admit, the first time I saw Jones I didn’t think much of him, he makes Bob Backlund look like a free spirit, but this guy is dead serious in the ring. Once that bell rings, he is all business
Ross: And I do wonder how that will sit with Concrete TG. There is no question Concrete is a phenomenal athlete, who can forget his war with Moose, and his recent battles with Altrageous, how do you think Crete will adapt to Jones style?
Razz: Well it is certainly something that Concrete is not used to, since Crete has decided that he wants to pursue the Onslaught title, it has not been quite as smooth sailing as Crete though. Ross you gotta understand, once you get into the mindset that each match is literally a struggle for your life as it was with Jack, it is hard to just turn that off. Crete is a fantastic athlete and a great wrestler, he just has to try and turn off that survival instinct and start using the moves he is capable of
Ross: Well said Razz, well said, let’s go to the ring.
JIM JONES vs. CONCRETE TG – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchHandshake to start things off, and CTG gets a takedown early. Jones counters into a front face lock, and Crete gets to his feet and counters into a modified Northern Lights suplex. Jones kicks out at two. Jones to the floor to regroup. JJ back in at five and they wrestle again. This time, Jones gets the better of it, trapping CTG in a rear naked choke. Crete rolls over though, putting JJ's shoulders to the mat and gets two. Jones maintains the hold, but Crete manages to shift his weight and gets a fireman's carry. Death Valley Driver! Cover gets two again. CTG with a German suplex, then another, then another. Crete stops to catch his breath, then looks for a fourth, but Jones counters with a rollup. One, two.. and CTG kicks out. Both guys up, and Jones ducks a clothesline and gets a neck breaker. Cover gets two. Suplex is blocked by CTG, into his own. Jones sent to the ropes, but CTG puts his head down, and Jones gets an inside cradle. One, two, Crete kicks out. CTG up and Jones kicks him in the gut... brain buster. Jones lines up for the KNEEDROP OF DOOM~! But Crete rolls out of the way, and Jones hurts his knee bad. Concrete shakes the cobwebs and sets up for the CEMENT MIXER~! But Jones crawls for the ropes to break. Referee Junior Hale gets the break, but CTG yanks the leg away from the ropes and applies a figure four! Jones is in trouble, and struggles for the ropes again. Two rope breaks, no more for the champion. Crete goes for the CEMENT MIXER again, but JJ counters into a bulldog. Jones to his feet and picks CTG up for a belly to back suplex, but the knee buckles and Crete lands on top for the pin! One... two... DING DING DING! The time limit has EXPIRED! Crete can't believe it. Jones grabs his belt and limps away. 15:00 TIME LIMIT DRAW. Ross: Razz, there is no question that Jim Jones is a fantastic athlete, a throwback to another day, but something seems a little fishy to me about him
Razz: What are you complaining about Ross, this guy is squeaky clean, he makes Bob Backlund look like John Cena, what could you, Mr. Clean Cut, find wrong with him?
Ross: I am no spring chicken to this business and I am telling you, there is something going on here. Razz I gotta say I am looking forward to this match, there is so much animosity between these two teams, and I think this is the first time they have ever met in a one on one match.
Razz: See Ross, this is what we call backstory. LD Williams and Johnny Adrenaline ran together for a long time and Johnny kinda though Williams wasn’t quite up to par.
Ross: The funny thing is, Jack and Williams have faced each other, and surprisingly there developed a level of mutual respect. And while I don’t condone their actions, they are a dangerous tag team
Razz: yes they are Ross. When you get two guys whose single goal is to hurt you, humiliate you, and destroy you, that is a tough thing to overcome
Ross: And as much as I thing Johnny Adrenaline is a contemptible human being, when they are focused, which is not often, but when they are, he and Attitude Adjuster can be a formidable team.
Razz: Well, they better be ready for this one, I know Williams has been salivating at the chance to get his hands on Adrenaline. This one will not be for the squeamish.
KZ vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchAngelo Barros is YOUR referee! TCH come to the ring first, AA with a portable TV and JA with a bag of stuff. AA is thoroughly distracted by the World Cup. kz walks to the ring and LDW is carrying a small bag of his own. Ref Barros asks that all their "Stuff" be kept outside the ring. AA seats himself on the steps and takes a sandwich out of JA's bag; LDW carefully places his bag at the base of the steps on the opposite side. Satisfied, Barros calls for the bell. JA and Moose start, circling carefully. Moose lunges and JA leaps for the ropes. The crowd is strangely silent, except for some dudes who can see over AA's shoulder at the soccer game. JA slips in slowly and circles again, watching Moose. Moose steps in a little slower, and the two actually lock up. A short struggle, and Moose shoves JA back toward the corner. JA gets up and looks to AA, who he thought was yelling at Moose, but is instead yelling at a player for some bad conduct. JA sighs and turns back to Moose, who has tagged in LDW. JA is a little more comfortable as he locks up with LDW. JA gets LDW in an arm wringer and parades him around the ring; AA shouts an update which gets the crowd booing. JA hammerlocks the arm and forces LDW to his corner, but he can't reach down to tag AA who is sitting on the steps. "CAPPS!" He shouts, but AA just hands up a soda. JA grumbles and splatters LDW with it. AA protests since some of it spilled on the TV. JA pushes LDW to the middle of the ropes for an Irish whip, Moose blind tags as LDW rebounds and JA runs him through with a clothesline - only to eat a clothesline from Moose! JA rolls on the mat, holding his head as Moose chuckles to himself. He gets LDW off the mat and the two of them stomp away on JA. Johnny calls for help but AA shouts back he'll climb up at commercial (never mind that the ads are running in the corner so the Station never cuts away). LDW is finally forced out of the ring by the ref and Moose stands Johnny up for some more abuse. Moose pummels Johnny mercilessly - JA has no choice but to resort to the most basic of heel tactics - thumb to the eye! Moose staggers off and JA dives for the corner. Still unable to reach AA, he reaches into the bag for something. Moose recovers and drags JA to the middle of the ring by the back of his tights, stands him up, but before he can deliver a chop, Johnny dangles a LIGHT BULB over Moose's head! Moose glances up, smirks, and asks Barros to get him a mic. A little confused, Barros complies. "well, Johnny, it looks like you're on your own this time. surprised you're getting a promo now? Of course you are. You see, Johnny, you're at a complete disadvantage with your partner over there watching the soccer game. Why, I bet if I had a red card in my pocket I could wave it at him and he'll head for the back." Johnny's eyes widen and he looks past Moose and sees that kz is holding up the BOX O PROMOS! Johnny drops the bulb, snapping Moose out of his promo but not in time to stop JA from lunging for the corner. LDW hops off the apron and runs, Johnny giving chase. AA is completely oblivious as LDW bounds past him the first time, Johnny right behind yelling "GET THE DAMN BOX!" AA finishes his sandwich and tosses the wrapper, which LDW slips! The box goes flying, Moose and Johnny running toward the corner to catch it. The box falls through Moose's hands, through Johnny's hands and SMASHES open again when it hits the TV, and the TV starts to short out! AA starts to freak out because the game's almost over and he can't get SportsCenter on the tube while they're on the road! he fusses with the buttons and antenna while punctuation and abbreviations spill in and out of the ring! Johnny slips on a semicolon and falls into LDW, Moose slides out of the ring to brawl, and AA cries as now all his television plays are well-worded infomercials. Barros, seeing the insanity all around him, pulls two red cards out of his pocket and calls for the bell. WINNER - NO CONTEST in 15:22 After the match, an intermission is called while staff cleans up TV parts and dangling participles. Razz: Good GAWD Ross, that didn’t settle things between the two of them at all!
Ross: I gotta admit Razz, the way these two tear at each other, the hard feelings between Williams and Adrenaline, and the history between these four men, you have a very volatile, very brutal blueprint for violence
Razz: You said it, and I am going to enjoy it all, and thank m lucky stars that I am out here at the table and not in there in the ring.
Ross: You know Razz, you and I were both watching in May when Chris Alt callously turned his back on his best friend Hardbody Harris. I have seen a lot in my years in wrestling, but I have to say this was one of the most repulsive attacks I have ever witnessed. The nerve of Alt to turn on his best friend and then cast his lot with those despicable animals in 3Piece Set, it was just horrific.
Razz: Well, I certainly think it was a particularly heinous attack, but Ross, I gotta say, I was not as shocked by it as you were, a lot of what Alt said was true, it did seem like Harris was taking advantage of their friendship.
Ross: Well I suppose that is debate for another time, tonight Altrageous, as he calls himself now, is facing a former Onslaught champion in Eric O’Mac, this guy is no slouch
Razz: no he is not, but Eric is prone to lapses in concentration sometimes, he likes to think he is a movie star or something, well buddy I gotta tell you, you let your concentration lapse against Altrageous and you will be looking up at the lights real quick.
Ross: This should be an interesting contrast in styles, lets see who wins out.
ALTRAGEOUS vs. ERIC O’MAC – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchEric O’Mac comes to the ring, this time he is followed by an entourage of people. One man is handing out head shots of EOM to the fans, a make up artist is making sure he looks perfect, and he has two very large men in suits who appear to be security. Eric and his entourage make it to the ring and huddle up in the corner, while Eric leans on the ropes, a masseuse works on his back, while some new age guru offers him words of encouragement. As if that entrance wasn’t bad enough, A spotlight shines on the entrance ramp and out walks Altrageous, in a long fur coat, the Intercontinental title around his waist, and the trik’d owt tytle slung over his shoulder, and Sugar on one arm and Spice on the other. He basks in the boos of the crowd and sneers at them as he slowly makes his way to the ring. As Alt climbs in the ring and heads to his corner, Sugar takes the trik’d owt tytle and holds it, and Spice takes off Alt’s robe. The ladies offer a kiss to each cheek then sling out of the ring. Ok now that those HHHian and Cena-esque entrances are through, maybe we can get to some action? Mel Creech brings both men to the center of the ring and takes the Intercontinental title from Altrageous and holds it high in the air. Both men go back to their corners and Creech calls for the bell, this one is finally underway. Alt slowly comes to the center of the ring, Eric dances around him looking for an opening, collar and elbow lock up, Alt pushes Eric to the corner, Creech calls for a clean break, Alt initially gives a clean break then slams Eric with an open hand slap to the chest, then backs away smirking. Eric comes out of the corner, another lock up, this time Eric grabs an arm wringer, then blisters Alt with a knife edge chop that knocks Alt to the mat, Eric keeps hold of Alt’s arm and pulls him back up to another chop, does it one more time, then the third time he pulls him to his feet, grabs him and delivers a perfect belly to belly sulpex, Altrageous bails to the outside for a breather, and gets to his feet with his back to the ring, Eric hits the far ropes and hits a baseball slide that sends Alt stumbling up the ramp. Eric hits the far ropes again and leaps over the top rope, as he does, Alt turns and slides into the ring. Altrageous points to his head happy that he outsmarted Eric. Eric leaps to the apron, Alt comes toward him to pull him in, but Eric snaps Alt’s head on the top rope, then slides into the ring and schoolboys Alt for a two count. Alt kicks out and turns to yell at the ref, but instead he is met with a spinning heel kick flush to the mouth from Eric. Eric pounces on Alt and grapevines his legs, drives a knee into his back and pulls Alt backward into the surfboard trying for a submission. Alt groans in pain but will not quit. Eric finally releases the hold, grabs Alt and pulls him to his feet and whips him to the ropes, Eric lowers his head just a moment too soon and Alt catches him, and nails a pile driver. Eric is hurt, but it takes a moment for Alt to recover enough to cover and Eric is able to easily kick out at two. Altrageous pulls Eric to his feet and whips him hard into the corner turnbuckle and catches him on the rebound with a belly to back suplex, float over and two count. Altrageous argues with the referee for a moment then hammers away at Eric’s face with a couple of stiff shots. Alt pulls Eric to his feet and hauls him up in a vertical suplex, holds him there for a long tome to let him think about it, then drops him crotch first on the ropes. Alt thin runs to the corner, springs off the second rope and lands an enzuguri to the back of Eric’s head that sends him to the floor. Alt struts around the ring pretty proud of what he has accomplished so far. Eric gets to the apron and once again Alt hauls him up in a vertical suplex, this time Eric slips over his shoulder, lands on his feet, Alt spins around and eats a super kick to the mouth that sends him to the floor. Alt is furious. He slides back into the ring and walks right into a clothesline that takes him to the mat, Alt jumps to his feet and charges and gets a power slam for his efforts, Eric leaps to his feet, hits the ropes and nails a rolling thunder. Eric covers and gets a two count. Alt bails out of the ring and falls to the floor breathing hard, Eric looks around for a moment then climbs to the corner and leaps FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH TO THE FLOOR!! Eric rolls around in pain, Altrageous is writhing in pain clutching at his ribs, Eric slides back into the ring, Alt orders Sugar to grab his title and he high tails it up the ramp, never looking back. Eric stands in the ring shaking his head, a count out win is still a win, but no title for Eric tonight WINNER in 28:13 by count out – Eric O’Mac Ross: See that is my problem with Altrageous, he would rather take his title and run like a scalded dog and save his belt. That is not what a fighting champion does!
Razz: No Ross, but that is what a smart champion does. That frog splash took a lot out of him, he may have broken ribs, this was the smart thing to do, sometimes you have to take the easy way out.
Ross: Well I am calling it pure cowardice, Eric could well be the new champion tonight, but Alt is a coward, a coward plain and simple! That is not how a champion would act, that is not how Hardbody Harris would have defended it, Altrageous should be ashamed of himself!
Razz: ok ok, calm down Ross, before you have a coronary. Our next match certainly should be an interesting one. Chris Cole faces perhaps his toughest test to date as he takes on Thim Reynolds and Canadian Dragon
Ross: Canadian Dragon made his return at this week’s mid week mayhem, he had been suspended by the OOWF for injuring Predator, but they have worked out their legal differences and at least for now, Dragon is back
Razz: And Thim Reynolds made his return at the Mid Summer Night’s Scream pay per view after recovering from a nasty wound to the leg from Seraph. Both men have targeted Cole, and that doesn’t bode too well for the champion.
Ross: No it does not, the only advantage Cole might have is that Dragon and Reynolds are not exactly close, Cole will no doubt use that to his advantage. Let’s head to the ring to see how this plays out.
CHRIS COLE vs. THIM REYNOLDS vs. CANADIAN DRAGON – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchReferee Sterling Glaw is out for this one. Thim comes out first, all business as usual, he waits in the corner and just stares in contempt. Canadian Dragon comes out next with a fifteen foot ladder, carries it to ringside and sets it up then slides into the ring and waits. Cole’s music hits and he struts out to the ramp and stands and looks around at the crowd, my god this man is supremely confident. Cole makes his way to the ring, pausing a second to look at the ladder Dragon set up, he laughs and slides into the ring. All three men meet in the center of the ring and Cole glares at both of them, slowly takes off his title and holds it in front of Thim and Dragons face and reminds each of them that they are never going to take this title. Referee Sterling Glaw takes the title and holds it high for everyone to see, then calls for the bell, this one is underway! This is not an ECW style three way dance, the first man to get a pin wins the match. The three men remain in the center of the ring and eye each other warily, Dragon and Thim look at each other then they unleash a barrage of chops to the chest, they continue to chop away until Cole falls between the ropes and hits the floor hard. Thim then turns and grabs Canadian Dragon by the head and drops him with a nasty head but. With CD on the mat, Thim hits the ropes and drops a knee across CD’s chest and gets a one count. Thim pulls CD to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, CD ducks, puts on the breaks grabs Thim and hits a lung blower. CD gets to his feet and ducks a Chris Cole clothesline and nails a belly to back suplex on Cole, bridges and gets a two count before Thim breaks it up. Canadian Dragon is back to his feet and he unleashes a spinning heel kick to the back of Cole’s head that sends him staggering into Thim. Thim catches him and hits a beautiful release belly to belly suplex that sends Cole back to the floor again. Canadian Dragon waits for Thim to get to his feet, then hits the ropes and leaps on Cole’s shoulders and takes him out of the ring with a hurracaranna. CD waits at the ropes then springs himself over the top heads for Thim and Cole. Cole sidesteps and CD takes Thim down. Cole pulls CD to his feet, scoops him up and slams him to the floor. Cole climbs to the apron and waits for CD to stand up then connects with a double axe handle to the back of the head. Cole then grabs Thim and shoots him into the ring. Cole follows and pulls Thim up and hits a side Russian leg sweep, then grabs Thim and rolls him over in a Boston crab. Could Thim submit? On the outside CD comes to his senses and slides into the ring and hits the ropes and connects with a shining wizard to the side of Cole’s head to break the hold. CD covers and hooks Cole’s leg and gets two before Thim rakes the eyes and breaks the move. Thim pulls CD to his feet and scoops him up and drops him with a side slam. As Thim stands up, Cole blindsides him with a clothesline that nearly takes his head off. Cole then hauls Thim up in a vertical suplex and drops him across the top rope, before he can do anything else, CD flies in with a super kick that sends Thim flying to the floor. With Thim out of the match, Cole lunges at CD, but CD slips behind Cole and rolls him up, Cole kicks out at two and sends CD toward the corner, CD scales the ropes and flips backward, grabs Cole by the head and drops him with a scorpion death drop. CD covers and gets two and nine tenths. Thim is still out on the floor, so Dragon picks Cole up and pushes him back into the corner and tries a whip to the opposite corner, CD hits chest first and staggers backward, Cole charges in and drops CD with a clothesline to the back of the head. Cole pounces on a dazed CD and locks on the STF. CD is in a world of trouble right now. Just when it looks like CD will be forced to tap, Thim slides back into the ring and grabs Cole by the head and pulls him off of CD, Thim puts his head between Cole’s legs and hits an ALABAMA SLAM! Cole’s head ricochets off the mat, Cole’s eyes roll into the back of his head. Thim goes for the Adjustment, but Cole scrambles to the ropes and forces the break. Thim pulls Cole to his feet, lifts him up and sets him on the top rope, MUSCLE BUSTER! This time Thim locks on the Adjustment in the middle of the ring. On the outside we see Canadian Dragon stirring, and climbing the ladder. CD gets all the way to the top, then leaps SHOOTING STAR PRESS on top of both Thim AND Cole OH MY GOD!! CD wrights in agony clutching his ribs, Thim’s jaw bounced off the back of Cole’s skull, he is in the corner clutching his jaw in agony, blood running from his mouth, and Cole is not moving, at all. The referee starts the ten count…..and reaches it!?! When have you EVER seen that? WIINNER – No Contest in 44:12, thus Chris Cole remains the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Ross: Razz I cannot recall ever seeing a match where all three men were unable to answer the ten count! Canadian Dragon is INSANE
Razz: That was one of the most psychotic things I have ever seen!
Ross: Medical officials are looking at all three men, we will send word to you fans as soon as we hear something.
Razz: I want to believe they are all ok, but my god was that nasty!
Ross: Folks this has been an outstanding night of wrestling! Unfortunately we are out of time! For Razz, I’m Ross, GOOD NIGHT!
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