OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Big Moose, New York
APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCE vs. FUMUNDA MUNGApocalyptic Existence is making his OOWF debut here today, the man just exudes mean. His Opponent is a local worker, and it says here he hails from the Isle of……Long Island? Uh Ok. The bell rings and we are ready to go, Mung is wrestling barefoot as is the custom for most Pacific Islanders, despite being from Long Island. They slowly circle and Mung darts in and grabs AE’s head and slams him in the face wit ha head but. Mung stares at him blankly for a second, then grabs his arm, pulls him in and nearly decapitates him with a short arm clothesline. AE pulls Mung to his feet and sends him to the ropes, then catches him with a belly to belly suplex that sends him over the top rope to the floor. AE follows him to the outside and runs Mung into the ring post, then pulls him of his feel and lifts him for an F-5, but spins so that Mung’s head slams into the ring post. Mung might be dead. AE rolls him back into the ring and follows him in. AE pulls Mung to his feet and paint brushes him with slaps to the face, then whips him HARD into the corner, Mung hits chest first, and staggers backward a few steps, AE charges in and catches him with a clothesline to the back of the head that sends him face first into the middle turnbuckle. Mung remains in the corner, AE backs to the far corner, gets a running start and slams a knee into the small of Mung’s back, Mung screams in pain, AE pulls him to his feet, then again tries to decapitate him, this time with a discus clothesline. Mung is out. AE pulls him to his feet and hits the Vertebreaker, and this one is over. One. Two. Three.
WINNER in 4:51 – Apocalyptic Existence
FF CAPSLOCK vs. SERAPH vs. UNCLE ENTITYThis match will not be for e the faint of heart. Capslock and Seraph can tear the place down, while Entity has been known to brawl a bit as well. Seraph and Entity make their entrances and await Capslock. Lock comes to the ring carrying a six pack in one hand, minus the one he is chugging on the way to the ring. Lock gets into the ring and leans in the corner and pops open another one. The ref looks at him incredulously. Lock motions for him to ring the bell and remains in the corner enjoying his beverages. Meanwhile as soon as the bell rings, Entity attacks Seraph from behind and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a tilt-a-whirl knee breaker, then covers for a one count. Seraph gets to his feet and the two lock up again, this time Seraph stuns Entity with a European upper cut, then sends him to the ropes and catches him with a Samoan drop, then floats over and hooks Entity in a dragon sleeper, but Entity is able to slip out of it and take Seraph down with a hammer lock, Seraph works to his feet, then grabs Entity’s head and flips over his back and connects with a drop kick to the back of Entity’s head that sends him over the top rope to the floor. In the corner, Lock is working on his fifth beer, he gives a nice little clap and turns to the audience and gets them to cheer as well. Seraph stares at Lock, and ever so slightly makes the “bring it” motion with his hand. Lock shrugs his shoulders, slams the last beer and tosses the empty can to the crowd. Lock moves to the center of the ring and he and Seraph lock up, Lock slips behind Seraph and lifts him and takes him to the mat, Stank then rides Seraph on the mat and eventually works in a half nelson and rolls Seraph onto one shoulder and grabs the far leg and gets a two count, but Seraph slips out and grabs a reverse chin lock, but Lock grabs his arm and arm drags him, then grape vines the arm and tries a fujiwara arm bar, but Seraph gets to the ropes forcing the break. The audience is stunned, even Seraph has the slightest expression of shock on his face. The moment is shattered however when Entity hits the ring and attacks Lock from behind and drops him to the mat. Seraph rushes in and soon all three men are exchanging rights and lefts. The fight spills out of the ring, Lock grabs a chair and aims for Entity, but he moves and Seraph gets a chair right to the skull busting him wide open. Entity grabs a conveniently placed bottle and slams it across Lock’s face, busting him open in several different spots. Undaunted (and no doubt used to being hit in the face with glass bottles) Lock grabs one of his discarded beer cans and begins hammering Entity in the face with it. Soon all three men are a bloody mess and the fight rages around ringside. At one point all three men are standing on the announce table, Seraph and Entity grab Lock and try a double choke slam through the table, but Lock reverses it to a double DDT, no matter, all three men crash through the Irish announce table to the floor. The referee has completely lost control of this one and calls for the bell
WINNER – No Contest in 15:04
THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. DRINK & DESTROYReferees and backstage officials finally separate Seraph, Capslock and Entity. Capslock is backing up the ramp as the fans cheer him on, when Drink & Destroy charge out from the back and attack Capslock from behind nailing him across the back of the head wit ha chair. Lock hits the steel ramp and O’Neil and Hansen put the boots to him and pound away before officials can get to the ramp and separate them. Lock gets to his feet and lunges after the two, but officials are between them, Hansen and O’Neal laugh and head to the ring and wait for the Devil’s to come out. The Devil’s Brigade come out and they walk past a furious Capslock as well, they exchange glares, the Devils certainly have a history with Lock and Stank as well. Finally O’Neil and Camby get to the ring and this one is set to start. Drink & Destroy attack first, Spin clotheslines Camby over the top rope and follows him out to the floor. Inside the ring, Josh catches Tommy with a forearm to the back of the head then sends him to the ropes and tries a slam, but Tommy slips over his shoulder and spins Josh around and drops him with a stunner. Tommy drags Josh to the corner and kicks away, stopping to pull him up in the corner and getting in a couple of shots in to the face. On the outside, Camby has recovered and clotheslines Spin over the railing. Spin gets to his feet, knocks an old lady out of her chair and slams the chair into Camby’s skull. Camby and Spin continue brawling up through the crowd until they near the concession area. Meanwhile, in the ring, Tommy whips Josh across the ring and tries to follow him in, but Josh gets a boot up first. Tommy staggers and Josh hits the second rope and connects with a clothesline. Tommy falls from the ring, Josh leaves the ring as well. Both men grab chairs and slide back in on opposite sides. They threaten each other with the chairs menacingly while referee Gavin Hale orders them to stop. Meanwhile Camby and Spin are fighting it out in the concession area. Camby grabs a Jim Jones t-shirt and wraps it around Spin’s throat and chokes him out. Hansen frees himself by grabbing a Hardbody Harris replica Trik’d Owt Tytle (now on sale!) and slamming Camby in the face with it. Camby releases the hold and falls to the floor. Spin grabs a pack of Officially Licensed OOWF playing cards and tears the pack open and tries to give Camby some wicked paper cuts across the forehead. Meanwhile in the ring, Tommy and Josh are at a standoff with the chairs, Gavin Hale is screaming for them to put them down, Josh and Tommy look at one another then turn and give Hale a CON-CHAIR-TO! The two stand and look at the unconscious Hale. I think the ending in this one is pretty clear
WINNERS in 10:56 – No Contest
While Tommy and Josh are staring at the unconscious referee, neither see Stank charge to the ring. Stank grabs a chair and spins Josh around and swings, but Josh falls to the mat and the chair catches Tommy O’Neil. Tommy drops in a heap and Josh scurries out of the ring. Meanwhile, while Spin is still trying the paper cut of doom, Camby gets to his feet and steals a John Cena Chain Gang Chain from a little kid and wraps it around his fist. He is about to nail Spin when FF Capsolck charges into the concession area and tries a spear on Spin, but Spin moves and Camby eats the spear. Spin takes off while security pull Capslock and Camby out of the wrecked concession stand. Meanwhile in the ring, officials have cleared the ring of a groggy Tommy O’Neil and an unconscious Gavin Hale.
STANK vs. SRIRAMStank remains in the ring and waits for his opponent, Stank keeps looking toward the back and yelling for O’Neal to return. Finally he turns his attention to Sriram who has been waiting patiently in the center of the ring. Stank finally turns around and comes at Sriram but Sriram side steps and takes Stank down wit ha drop toe hold that hangs him on the bottom rope. Sriram turns Stank over and pulls him farther between the ropes, then runs the apron and drops a knee right to the side of Stank’s head. Stank rolls into the ring and tries to get his bearings, Sriram charges and eats a spine buster. Stank covers but only gets a two count. Stank pulls Sriram up and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon, Sriram stops and drops an elbow to the back of Stank’s head, then hits the ropes and takes the big man down with a swinging neck breaker. Sriram follows this up by hitting the ropes and dropping a leg across Stank’s chest and covering again and getting a two count. Sriram uncharacteristically heads to the corner and climbs the ropes, but Stank gets to his feet and crotches him on the top. While Sriram sits facing the audience, Stank scales the ropes and stands balanced on the second rope, he grabs Sriram in a bear hug and throws him in a release belly to back suplex! Stank falls and hits the back of his head hard on the mat, Sriram rotates through the move and lands on his feet, but as he does, his knee buckles and he goes down in pain. Referee Angel Barros moves over to check on Sriram. While he is doing that, Stank slowly gets to his feet and is leaning against the ropes trying to regain his composure. While the referee is distracted checking on Sriram, Josh O’Neal sprints to the ring with a two by four in hand, winds up and cracks it across the back of Stank’s skull then takes off. Neither Sriram nor the referee saw a thing. Stank staggers forward a few steps bent over in pain grabbing the back of his head, Sriram hits the ropes and nails Stank with the Rocker Dropper, then locks on the Citizen Erased. Stank refuses to tap, but begins to lose consciousness, either from the move or the two by four to the back of the head. Either way the referee calls for the bell, this one is over.
WINNER in 22:49 - Sriram
JIM JONES vs. BLACKDRAGONThis match came about from a challenge by Blackdragon. Dragon and Jones have never met in a one on one match. This match will be contested under Onslaught rules, and should be a great match up. Both men enter the ring and after introductions and such, the bell rings and we are underway. The two meet in the center of the ring and shake hands, then slowly circle looking for the lock up. Collar and elbow tie up, Jones grabs a side head lock but is quickly pushed to the ropes, BD drops down, Jones steps over and hits the ropes, BD is back up and tries a hip toss, but Jones reverses it and tries a hip toss of his own, BD slips behind Jones and takes him down in a back slide for a two count. Jones kicks out and both men are quickly up to their feet, BD grabs Jones and sends him into the corner, BD follows him in and Jones catches him with a back elbow to the jaw, then hits the ropes and tries a clothesline but BD catches him and lands an arm drag. Jones works back to his feet and backs BD into the corner forcing the break. Collar and elbow again, Jones rocks BD with a European upper cut, then scoops him up and slams hi to the mat. Jones covers, but gets only a one count. Jones pulls BD to his feet and grabs a side head lock, BD quickly reverses that into a belly to back suplex. BD leaps to his feet and yanks Jones to his feet and hits a release German suplex, then whips Jones hard into the corner, and follows him in with a clothesline. Keeping Jones trapped in the corner, BD blisters him with a series of knife edge chops, then lets him stagger a bit before dropping him with a clothesline to the back of the head. BD climbs the ropes and gets his balance and leaps for a diving head but, but Jones is not home and BD slams into the mat. Jones gets to his feet and catches BD as he gets to his feet and rolls him up in a small package, but Jones kicks out at two. Jones then traps BD in an abdominal stretch and tries to get a submission, after several minutes in the hold, BD is finally able to power out and hip toss Jones to the mat. Jones gets to his feet first and heads to the corner. He waits for BD to get to one knee, then charges across the ring for a knee lift, but BD has him well scouted and avoids the knee and sweeps Jones’ other leg. Jones hits the mat, and BD pounces on him and locks on the STF in the center of the ring. Jones fights it and almost reaches the ropes, BD releases the hold just as Jones is about to force the break and pulls him back to the middle of the ring and locks it on again. This time Jones cannot escape and is forced to submit.
WINNER in 15:59 - Blackdragon
FIRECHILD vs. ERIC O’MACFirechild Vs Eric O'Mac and the question is who is the dirtiest player in the ring . . . the pair go for a lockup but Eric avoids Firechild and simply pokes him in the eye (fifteen love to Eric). While Firechild is unable to see Eric clubs him in the back of the head and then runs off the ropes and takes Firechild down with a chop block. Firechild is reeling but manages to trip Eric and he moves in, causing him to fall throat first onto the bottom rope, Firechild reaches underneath the ropes and yanks on Eric’s head, chocking him out on the bottom rope (fifteen all?). Firechild is forced to break at 4 by the ref but, now able to see, he stands up, rolls Eric over, grabs his legs and guillotines him on the bottom rope (thirty fifteen to Firechild). Eric is writhing around in agony while the ref warns Firechild and threatens disqualification. Firechild backs off while the ref goes to check on Eric but when he gets there Eric grabs him by the shirt and yanks him out of the ring to the floor - was that deliberate??? The ref lands badly and is out cold, meanwhile Eric slides out to the floor and begins hunting underneath the ring. Firechild suddenly aware of what is going down charges and tries to baseball slide into Eric. Unfortunately for Firechild Eric not only saw him coming but had also already reached a chair, he sidesteps the sliding Firechild and waffles him in the head with the chair (thirty all) After another couple of shots Firechild is looking dead so Eric picks him up, rolls him back into the ring and then slides in himself to make the cover, forgetting of course that the ref is still down on the outside. After covering for way too long Eric suddenly remembers what happening and releases the pin in order to try and fetch/revive the ref. This simply involves unceremoniously picking the ref up, rolling back into the ring and making the cover again on the still groggy Firechild. The ref has still not some around but Firechild is beginning to . . . seeing that the ref is still out cold Firechild slaps the mat three hard three times with a free arm and Eric O'Mac releases the pin in order to begin celebrating (forty thirty to Firechild). No music plays and no ref is there to raise his hand means Eric quickly realizes that he's been had. He drops a couple of stiff elbows onto Firechild for good measure before reviving the ref properly this time and covering Firechild once more. The ref counts in the slow way that only stunned referees know how and makes it all the way to 2 and 15 16ths before Firechild kicks out. Eric begins going nuts at this point and screams at the ref about the slow count, culminating in shoving the ref. The ref looks down at himself and then begins screaming back at Eric making the international signs for 'I'm the ref, you can't touch me', before shoving Eric in return . . . unfortunately for Eric Firechild is just beginning to get up at this point and Eric falls backwards over him. Dazed or not Firechild isn't going to miss any chance and follows through with a rollup (plus a handful of ropes just to make sure) and the ref gladly counts the one, two, three.
Game Firechild I think . . .
WINNER in 8.32, Firechild
THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. THE HALFRICAN AMERICANSThe Halfrican Americans, Nayr and Fly, are already in the ring and awaiting their opponents, The Chickenshit Heels. The music plays, but no one shows. Will TCH once again decide not to wrestle? Finally, Attitude Adjuster and Johnny Adrenaline show up, and they are in their wrestling gear. And damn it, who gave them microphones?
JA: We just wanted the fans here in Big Moose Balls, New York (boos) to know that we are wrestling tonight. Otherwise, we figured you’d all just go home, and we can’t have that. Some of the guys in the back need their paychecks.
AA: Not us, however. Aside from being big movie stars and golf pros, we’re owners of the best traveling sandwich shop in the world!
RF (from the back): WHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JA: But we have decided to wrestle tonight--even though our opponents are midgets.
AA: Hey Nayr, nice breathe-right strip on your nose. Someone give you a Ricky Morton?
JA: Yeah, we thought about bringing out midgets and acting like they were you guys, but we decided against it because we couldn’t find midgets smaller than you!
That seems to be enough for the Halfrican Americans, and they storm the stage ramp to get at AA and JA. The brawl is on! Nayr and Fly get the early advantage so the fans can cheer, AA tries to escape to the back only to be pulled back by his hair and slammed back-of-the-head first on the ramp way. Meanwhile, Fly and JA are doing the “punch and look I’m gonna fall off the stage, no I’m going to punch you and you’re gonna fall off the stage, no I’m not” thing (and man, that’s a long bit to write). JA finally hits a knee to the gut and threatens to toss Fly off the ramp when Nayr comes out of nowhere with a flying forearm that knocks down Johnny. That allows the faces to do the “drag the heels down the ramp” deal. They toss AA into the ring and the ref does the “ring the bell, we’re finally starting the match” thing. And the readers say “Please stop doing the quote a long phrase” thing. AA gets tossed into the corner by Fly, bounces out and into a strong forearm that sends AA reeling back into the corner. There he’s met by a right hand by Nayr. AA bounces back and forth between face punches before doing the Flair Flop. Fly goes for the quick cover and gets two. AA just sneaks an arm up. Fly and Nayr get plenty of goodly face offense before AA pokes Nayr in his broken nose and tags out to Johnny. JA goes right for the nose, sticking his fingers in the nostrils and pulling, laughing all the while. JA gives Nayr Snake Eyes, and Nayr sells like he’s had Michael Jackson’s 15th nose surgery. AA comes in and slaps the claw on Nayr, focusing on the nose. Nayr bleeds a faucet, and AA turns sadistic. Nayr falls to the canvas and the ref counts to two before AA picks up Nayr and then slams the back of his head into the canvas. AA struts around the ring, giving Nayr time to recover. Nayr gets the hope shot to the gut on AA, crawls through his legs and MAKES THE TAG! AA gets to Johnny, but it’s too late. FLY IS YOUR INSECT ON FIRE! Dropkicks to everyone! AA tumbles out of the ring, and Fly goes to the top rope. FLAVA DROP ON JOHNNY! Give JA credit, he kicks out at two. AA staggers to his feet, but gets to close to Nayr’s corner. Hurrican-Nayr from the apron to the floor! Nayr goes all PUNK ASS BITCH on AA, flinging him around ringside. Meanwhile, Fly is abusing Johnny inside the ring. Fly goes for a flying cross body, but Johnny is able to hold on for a few awkward backward steps and toss Fly over the top rope! JA slides out of the ring and stymies Nayr’s offense on AA. AA tosses Nayr back into the ring, and TCH whips Nayr into the ropes. Double flying elbows by JA and AA! That sure didn’t look like a heel move! Johnny calls for the Adrenaline Rush, and AA sets up for the double-team move. DOUBLETEAM ADRENALINE RUSH ON NAYR!!!!! JA and AA flaunt their talents to the crowd, and for some reason they’re cheering. AA and JA look at each other in disbelief. JA goes to cover Nayr, and AA turns to the opposite corner, where FLY IS ON THE TOP ROPE! FLYING FLAMING FLIPPY-FLOPPY FO-SHIZZLE-RANA!!!!!!!!!!!! AA is flattened in the middle of the ring, and the ref slides in for the count. Nayr grabs Johnny’s leg to prevent interference! One, two, three!
WINNERS in 12:59, The Halfrican Americans.
THIM REYNOLDS vs. CONCRETE TG – Onslaught Championship MatchAfter trying desperately to defeat Jim Jones for the Onslaught Title, Concrete will get another shot this time against new Champion Thim Reynolds. Concrete is fired up and ready to go. Thim is calm and collected as he hands referee Mel Creech the OOWF Onslaught Title. The bell rings and here we go. TR shoots for the legs and takes CTG down. He flips over and locks in a front headlock. CTG lifts up and hits a northern lights suplex 1, 2, no. Both men up and TR kicks CTG legs right out from under him and is back to work trying to lock in The Adjustment. CTG rolls out bounces up and hits a dropkick to Thim’s face. Both men are up now and trading lefts and rights. They are really working stiff tonight folks. CTG gains the upper hand backing Thim to the corner. Shoulder block into the corner. CTG hits the monkey flip out of the corner. The crowd is on their feet and CTG is feeling it. One clothesline, two clotheslines, a third clothesline. Thim is staggered. Shining Wizard connects and Thim shows off his Flair Flop. Wow. CTG covers, hooks the legs, 1, 2, NEW CHAMP….NO! Wow that was close. CTG doesn’t hesitate and hits the Backwall. 1, 2, Thim just barely lifts the shoulder. This is surprisingly all Concrete so far. CTG up to the top and goes for a missile dropkick. TR sidesteps and CTG crashes to the mat. TR is quick to lock in The Adjustment. This match turns fast. Concrete is in serious trouble. Will he tap? He crawls just far enough to reach the ropes instead. TR quickly is up and lands wicked knees to CTG’s back. He lifts CTG up and delivers a German suplex. TR starts to strut around the ring with confidence sending stiff kicks into the side of CTG’s head. CTG scrambles to his feet but is met by TR’s Waking Nightmare clothesline. Pin, 1, 2, no. TR locks in a chicken wing. CTG rolls out to the ropes. TR continues to work over the back area. Kick the gut and Neck Cracker. Cover hooks the leg 1, 2, CTG barely kicks out. TR tries for the Reflox-o-lock but CTG kicks his free leg back before it is locked in. Mini comeback for CTG. He throws rights regaining some momentum. Irish Whip and then a big back body drop to TR. CTG lands a nice dropkick. He calls for The Cement Mixer. Thim blocks it hits a drop toe and locks in the Reflox-o-lock. This is it. CTG can’t possibly survive. He is shaking his head. He does not want to tap away his shot at the OOWF Onslaught Title. Somehow he manages to lift one leg up and push TR off. Wow, that was close. CTG is limping badly though the damage is done. TR charges in but CTG has a hurricarana for him. Wow. CTG climbs up the turnbuckle but his injured leg gives out. This allows TR the chance to jump up on the second rope to meet him. He hits the Full Spinal Realignment. That took a lot out of Thim as well though. Creech starts the 10 count. Both men get up by eight but TR is a step faster. He tries to hit another German suplex but CTG counters with a stunner. TR wobbles to his feet and CTG jumps up and locks in The Scaffold. TR is in pain. He is screaming in agony. Creech is asking him if he wants to submit. He is shaking his head and yelling “No! It’s MY TITLE.” He staggers to the corner and drops down to his knees bouncing CTG’s head hard off the top turnbuckle. TR quickly locks in the reflox-o-lock again. CTG is facing the wrong way. He can’t reach the ropes. He tries desperately to hold out and crawl to the ropes. TR pulls back harder. You can him straining to put the pressure on. CTG reaches out for the ropes again. His fingers are waving frantically trying to touch anything but he is just too far away and his leg in just too hurt. He finally taps.
WINNER AT 14:14 AND STILL OOWF ONSLAUGHT CHAMPION THIM REYNOLDS
KZ vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchMel Creech is YOUR referee!
Neither team makes it to the ring initially as a wild brawl starts during TTFDU's entrance. KZ ambushes their opponents and slams em into the side rails on their way to the ring. Mel watches from the ring as the four of them fight their way toward the ring. Gator and LDW are already bleeding when they hit the ring and Mel finally calls for the bell. Gator and LD stay in the ring and don't even bother to break out the wrestling. Mel half-heartedly calls em on the open fists after a couple of minutes and they try to settle in. Gator starts turning a little bit of finesse on as he attempts a little MAT RASSLIN on LD, who is rarely in position to reciprocate. Gator slips when trying to wrap LD in a body scissors and Moose is tagged in. Gator rolls quickly to his feet and right into a hard chop to the chest. Gator chops back and slings Moose into the corner, hard. OBJ makes "Moose antlers" over MHJ's head as Gator charges in with a splash. Gator steps back and rakes MHJ's eyes, which seems to wake up Mel who gives Gator a warning. Gator argues with Mel while OBJ chokes Moose with the tag rope, much to the crowd's delight. Mel turns around just as OBJ lets go. Gator walks over to tag OBJ in, and the two of them sling Moose across the ring, but before they can set up for an early CALL OF THE WILD attempt, LDW jumps in the ring and attacks OBJ. Mel tries to break it up as the four of them brawl, but KZ finally gets the upper hand and tosses both members of TTFDU to the floor. They celebrate and the crowd boos. Moose storms out of the ring to berate a fan holding up a stuffed moose; MHJ rips it to pieces and almost gives the fan a Heart Punch when he gets run over by Gator. LDW goes looking for OBJ but gets smacked with a chair while Mel is trying to get Moose and Gator back in the ring. LDW climbs out of the ring and chases OBJ, and Mel snags the chair as they dash by. Inspired, Moose takes some money out of his boot and offers it to Mel. Crowd really starts to come unglued when not only does Mel take the money, but he HANDS THE CHAIR TO MOOSE! Moose plasters Gator and climbs back into the ring. OBJ climbs in from the other side with a kendo stick in hand. Mel gets in the way of OBJ's swing, and OBJ stops. The two argue for a minute while Moose taunts OBJ with the chair. OBJ gestures that he can pay Mel in beer after the match; no dice, Creech shakes his head. OBJ sighs and pulls out a little bit of money from his tights and hands it over. Mel asks about the beer again, and a deal is struck. Mel steps aside and OBJ is free to swing with the kendo stick! Moose is blocking frantically with the chair. Gator finally recovers and slides back in the ring, chop-blocking Moose. OBJ grins and stomps on Moose a few times. LDW sneaks into the ring with a short string of barbed wire and starts whipping OBJ with it, stalling him. OBJ tries to hit LDW but he scoots, dropping the barbed wire. OBJ snags the barbed wire first and wraps it gingerly around his arm. Then he drops on Moose for the CROCODILE HUNTER! Moose grits his teeth and refuses to tap, despite blood seeping out of OBJ and MHJ at the same time. LDW hits the floor and digs out a garbage can lid for Moose, who swings it over his head at OBJ to knock him loose. OBJ rolls clear and shakes the barbed wire off his bloodied arm. Moose gets to all fours and tries to get the barbed wire, but is clocked with a garbage can from Gator, who's standing on the end of the wire. Gator picks it up and starts whipping Moose, but that's interrupted when LDW grabs the trashcan lid and feeds it to Gator. Apparently Senior Referee Sterling Glaw has seen enough and marches to the ring, shouting for Mel. The two referees argue over the match as we see chairs, pieces of tables, OBJ's hat, a long string of barbed wire, a bloodied boot, a bloodied fork(!), a boomerang, a street sign, and dozens of other weapons fly around behind them. Between the crowd and the carnage neither can be heard, but the pointing and posturing tell you they're discussing authority. An abnormally large CRASH is heard, and Mel blows Sterling off to turn back to the match where OBJ is unconscious and bleeding, tangled in the ropes, and Gator is screaming for mercy as Moose taking too much pleasure in a barbed-wire assisted JIENDO! Mel calls for the bell and counts his money.
WINNERS in 21:18 and still tag team champions - KZ
After the match, Mel walks back up the ramp and is met by a red-faced Sterling Glaw. The two argue to the back as the EMTs hurry to the ring to clean up the mess.
ALTRAGEOUS vs. CAPELLAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchCapellan comes to the ring first and waits patiently for Altrageous, who is accompanied by Firechild and Sugar & Spice. They go nose to nose as soon as Alt gets in the ring, and Firechild slips around Cap, and runs into Sterling Glaw, who makes it clear he won’t stand for any interference. Firechild argues and Sterling decides to solve the problem by tossing FC and the ladies from ringside. Altrageous protests, but Sterling refuses to reconsider. FC and Sugar & Spice head to the back while Alt fumes. With the distractions gone, Sterling calls for the bell. Alt and Cap circle and lock up. Alt immediately slips out of the lockup and out of the ring. After exchanging words with some fans, Alt gets back in the ring and repeats the same sequence. This time, when he slides out of the ring, he heads up the aisle, walking out of the match. He gets about halfway up the aisle before Cap catches him. They trade punches, with Capellan trying to steer the brawl toward the ring and Altrageous trying to steer it away. Sterling, realizing what’s going on, stops counting and heads up the aisle himself, shouting at both men to get back in the ring.
Capellan gets a momentary advantage and, grabbing Alt by the hair and tights, runs him down the aisle and into the ring. Cap is right behind him, and drops an elbow on his neck as he starts to get up. Capellan pulls Alt into a sitting position and drives a knee into his back, then hits the ropes and nails a dropkick to the face. Cap picks him up and hits a snap suplex, then goes for a Lionsault, but Alt rolls and Cap lands on his feet. Cap moves in, and Alt staggers him with a rising European Uppercut. As Cap stumbles backwards, Alt shoves him to the ropes and Irish whips him, catching Cap with a power slam for one-and-a-half. Alt picks Cap up and slaps his face several times, taunting him. Alt swings and Cap ducks, catching Alt as he turns and attempting a belly-to-back suplex. Alt flips out and lands on his feet, shoves Cap into the ropes, and rolls him up. Cap rolls through into his own cover, and Alt kicks out at less than one. Both men get to their feet and close, and Alt drops to his knees and hits a low blow that Sterling somehow manages to miss. Alt drops Cap with a DDT and covers for two. Alt picks Cap up and slugs away, but Cap manages to fight back, and even gains the advantage until Alt slips a punch, catches the arm, and attempts the Prag. Cap rolls away and gets to his knees. As Alt moves in, Cap slugs him in the midsection and pulls him off balance, clotheslining him on the top rope. Cap gets to his feet and kicks Alt in the stomach, grabbing him and nailing a gut wrench suplex. Cap springs to the top and hits a leg drop. They’re too close to the ropes for a cover, and Alt squirms away as Cap tries to drag him to mid ring. Alt slides under the ropes and falls to the floor next to the timekeeper’s table. Cap makes to follow him out, but Sterling Glaw restrains him. This gives Alt time to get unsteadily to his feet and grab the IC Title Belt. Alt slides in a different side of the ring, and destroys Cap with a belt shot to the face. Sterling, who barely missed being hit himself, immediately calls for the bell.
WINNER by disqualification, in 22:22, Capellan.
After the match: Altrageous walks backwards up the Aisle, brandishing his title belt and taunting Capellan. Firechild, Sugar and Spice come back out and celebrate with the champ.
CANADIAN DRAGON & UNDERDAWG vs. CHRIS COLE & AX-MANCole bails to the floor, not giving Ax a chance to talk it over. Ax can't believe it, and has some words for the champion. This allows Dragon to jump Ax from behind. Chops in the corner, then an arm drag. Another arm drag, then a third, and CD finishes off the flurry with a picture perfect dropkick. Ax begs off, but backs into the wrong corner. UD feigns a punch, and Ax hops back to the middle of the ring, and Dragon nails him with a spinning heel kick. Ax scoots to the corner and tags Cole. Dragon goes to the corner and looks to tag Dawg. When Cole sees this, he turns to tag Ax right back in, but this time, Ax drops to the floor and refuses the tag, returning the favor. Dragon however, does NOT tag to UD, and wants Cole for himself. Collar and elbow tie-up, and the bigger Cole backs Dragon into the corner. Sterling Glaw wants a clean break, but Cole doesn't give him one, opting for a cheap right hand instead. Cole stomps CD in the corner, then pulls him up. To the other corner, but Cole misses a charge. Dragon hits a springboard moonsault and rolls right to a tag to UD. Dawg in and pounds Cole all over the ring. Dawg looks for a running big boot, but Ax low bridges him, and UD flips out to the floor. Cole gets to his feet and follows out, but when CC gets there, Dawg sits up. Cole shits his pants and rolls back in, then tags Ax again quickly and bails to the floor. Ax can't believe it, and Cole says he tweaked his shoulder and needs to rest it a minute. Ax steps in, as does UD and we have a stare down. SLUGOUT~! Naturally, Dawg gets the better of this and looks for the running big boot on Ax. Ax hits the deck though, and UD boots Cole - who had just climbed back up on the apron - right in the mouth, and Cole goes flying from the ring THROUGH THE BRAZILIAN ANNOUNCE TABLE~! Cole is OUT! Dawg admires his work momentarily, but turns right around into the RKO~! Cover, one, two... but CD breaks up the pin with the DRAGONSAULT~! Glaw gets Dragon back to the corner, and Ax crawls over to his corner looking for a tag, which there of course is none. Cole has not moved from the wreckage, and EMT's are down to check on him. As Ax looks down at Cole in uncertainty, UD makes the tag to Dragon. Ax turns around and eats a CANADIAN DESTROYER~! The pin fall is academic, and Cole gets stretchered to the back as the bell sounds.
WINNERS in 13:12: CANADIAN DRAGON & UNDERDAWG
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