OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
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ECOSYSTEM vs. REPO MANEcosystem is making his OOWF return after an absence of 18 months. Eco’s last match in an OOWF ring, other than on the Legends card in May against Hellion, was an opening round loss in the 2005 OOWF Invitational to Moosehead Jack. We have no idea what Eco has been up to all that time, but he looks to be in phenomenal shape. Since his reappearance in the OOWF came as a bit of a surprise to everyone, he will be facing Chickenshit Heel Posse member Repo Man. Repo comes to the ring carrying a long tow rope and attacks Eco as soon as the bell rings. Repo loops the rope around Eco’s neck and tries to choke him out, but Eco quickly sidesteps and nails Repo with a belly to back suplex. Eco grabs the tow rope and hits Repo wit ha spinning heel kick sending him to the mat, he quickly hogties Repo and climbs to the ropes. Eco remains perched on the top rope for a second, then leaps and hits the SOY BOMB (Ghetto stomp) to Repo’s midsection. Eco grabs Reps and pulls him to his feet, whips him to the ropes and follows him in wit ha running knee to the face, as Repo staggers out of the corner, Eco kicks him in the midsection, grabs him and hits the Endgame, covers and gets the 1-2-3.
WINNER in 3:24 - Ecosystem
UNDERDAWG vs. APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCEAE stands in the middle of the ring, waiting for the inevitable. And here it is. BONG, the lights go out . . . BONG . . . the lights stay out . . . . Woof! Woof!! The lights come back up and Underdawg is standing in the ring, face-to-face with AE. And AE isn’t backing down. In fact, he’s trying to stand nose-to-nose with Dawg, even if he is half a foot shorter. Enough trash talk, however, and AE starts out with heavy right hands. UD fights back with rights of his own, and finally UD does the “I block your punch, you don’t block mine” and staggers AE. Dawg whips AE to the ropes, but AE hangs on. UD runs with a clothesline and puts AE out of the ring, but AE IS STILL STANDING! In fact, he looks more pissed off than anything. AE gets back into the ring and pantomimes the “You run off the ropes and hit me” routing. UD does, and AE doesn’t budge. UD tries again and gets nothing. So UD tells AE to run to the ropes. AE does and UD IS STAGGERED BY THE SHOULDERBLOCK! AE goes to the ropes again, but UD ducks down, runs to the other ropes and with both men at speed they collide! Both are staggered but don’t go down! UD charges and AE hits a POWERSLAM! UD is the first to go down. AE gets just a one count, however. AE opens up with more punches, a whip to the corner and a charge! AE then mounts the turnbuckle and goes for the 10-count punch. But UD grabs his fist at five. OBEDIENCE SCHOOL! UD whips AE into the ropes, AE ducks a clothesline, ducks another clothesline, tries to duck a third but the experienced UD stops short. DDT! Down goes AE! UD for the cover. One, and AE tosses UD off like he’s a Halfling Luchadore! UD is a bit shocked but goes right to the offense. AE fights back, and we have a brawl in the center of the ring! Whip by UD, reversed by AE sends UD into the corner and RIGHT INTO THE REF! UD staggers out and AE picks up UD for an Angle Slam! Whip the corner, what IMPACT! AE props UD up on the second rope, SUPERPLEX! Now a series of elbows to the knee. AE likes to use what he calls the Damnation, a form of the Figure 4. AE wrenches in the leg lock as the ref comes back to life. AE pulls back even further on UD’s leg, BUT GETS TOO CLOSE! UD locks on the DAWGMISSION! AE breaks the leg lock and fights to the ropes. The ref calls for the break, but that’s UD’s opportunity. UD whips AE into the ropes, right into a CHOKESLAM! The ref hits the quick three count, and it’s all over.
WINNER in 8:22, Underdawg.
THE NEW ORIGINAL CLASSIC NEW BLACKJACKS 2000 vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELSJohnny and AA happily make their way to the ring, ready for their squash match over some "enhancement talent." However, their mood quickly changes when they see who's pushing a snack machine and a soda machine out on hand trucks: Stank and F.F. Capslock. Adrenaline and Capps argue in the ring over who screwed up what, and Stank and Capslock roll in. AA bails to the floor, and Johnny turns to find himself in some deep shit. JA tries to bargain his way out, but the NOCNBJ2K ain't having it, and Stank drops him with a big boot. DUI~! STANK-U~! Johnny is dead. On the floor, AA is putting some change in the snack machine, but can't decide what he wants. Capslock helps him decide by grabbing him from behind and throwing him THRU THE SNACK MACHINE WINDOW~! Chips, candy, and other assorted items go flying everywhere. FFC drags AA out of the wreckage, and a bloody Capps desperately reaches for cinnamon rolls and peanuts as he gets pulled back into the ring. On the other side of the ring, Stank drives Johnny's head repeatedly into the button on the Coke machine.. and two Budweisers pop out instead. Stank pops the top on one and guzzles it, then pours the other on Johnny. In the ring... GREETINGS FROM FRESNO~! Capslock tosses AA over the top rope, and Stank comes around and pushes the already-broken snack machine on top of AA. FFC drops Johnny in the ring with a massive spine buster, and Stank climbs to the top rope... then on top of the soda machine. SUPERFLY SPLASH~! Someone peel Johnny off the mat. Capslock puts his foot on Johnny's chest and Angelo Barros counts the three... as if there was any doubt.
WINNERS in 4:41: THE NEW ORIGINAL CLASSIC NEW BLACKJACKS 2000
CONCRETE TG vs. JIM JONESCrete gets another opportunity to solve former Onslaught champion Jim Jones. This match will be fought under Onslaught rules. The bell rings and both men meet in the center of the ring and exchange a wary handshake. Collar and elbow tie up, Crete backs Jones into the ropes and the referee asks for a clean break, Jones releases the hold, as does Crete, but as Crete is backing away, he gets in one knife edge chop that draws a warning from the referee and a look of outrage from Jones. Crete points to his head and smiles at Jones. Both men back to the center of the ring, another lock up, this time Jones backs Crete into the corner, again the ref calls for a clean break, this time Jones tries to get a shot in on Crete, but Crete ducks out of the way and Jones chops air, Crete spins around and lands a drop kick to Jones back that sends him hard into the turnbuckle, as Jones staggers out of the corner, Crete school boys him and gets a two count. Jones springs to his feet as does Crete, and Jones walks right into a deep arm drag. Jones bounces back up and tries a clothesline, but Crete ducks the move and catches Jones with a European uppercut and sends him to the ropes, Crete ducks his head a moment too soon and gets caught with a knee lift to the jaw. Crete hits the mat and grabs his jaw in pain, and slides under the bottom rope to the floor. Jones follows Crete to the outside and scoops him up and slams Crete on the floor, then rolls back in and allows the referee to continue the count. Crete makes it back into the ring before the ref can hit ten, Jones immediately whips Crete hard into the corner, then catches him staggering out and locks him in an abdominal stretch. Jones digs his elbow into Crete’s mid section for added effect. Crete tries a hip toss out of it, but Jones keeps his center of gravity low enough that Crete’s only escape is to reach for the ropes and get a referee rope break. Jones releases the hold, then grabs Crete and hits a pendulum back breaker, and immediately shoots the half nelson and gets a two count. Jones keeps Crete on the mat and locks him in a hammer lock cross face combo trying to work the submission. Crete once again finds escape nearly impossible and has to go to the ropes to get a break. Crete only gets one more rope break. Jones pulls Crete to his feet and tries a standing clothesline, but Crete ducks the blow and takes Jones over in a backslide for a two count. Jones is up to his feet first and catches Crete with a double sledge to the back of the head. Jones whips Crete into the corner and follows him in, but Crete gets a boot up. Crete climbs to the second rope and catches Jones with a flying clothesline that takes him off his feet to the mat. Crete covers but can only get a two count. We are approaching the fifteen minute time limit, and Crete looks desperate to finally get a win over Jones. Crete tries a flurry of offense, but can’t keep Jones on the mat for a three count. Each time, Jones is able to retaliate with a methodical offensive move that keeps Crete on the mat, and more importantly eats up some of the clock. Jones catches Crete coming off the ropes with a clothesline, pulls him up and plants him with a quick slam, then hits the ropes and plants a knee drop right in Crete’s chest. Jones covers and hooks the near leg, but Crete is close enough to the ropes to get a foot on the rope before the three count. Jones argues with the referee for a moment which allows Crete to get to his feet. Crete grabs Jones from behind and hits a text book German suplex with a high bridge, one, two THREE, Crete gets the three count just as time expires!
WINNER in 14:59 – Concrete TG
FIRECHILD vs. ERIC O’MACBoth men come out alone and waste no time getting to the ring. Mel Creech calls for the bell and we’re underway. Eric grabs a hammerlock out of the lock up and FC reverses. Eric re-reverses and switches his grip for a belly-to-back suplex but FC blocks. FC elbows out and twists Eric’s arm in an arm bar. Eric attempts to twist away, but can’t pull it off. FC winds in a second rotation, moving closer to the corner in the process. Eric runs up the turnbuckles and back flips out of the arm bar, reversing it into an arm drag. FC gets up and walks into another arm drag, FC gets back up and slaps aside a dropkick. Eric lands hard and FC pounces, grabbing the legs and going for the D-Tuner, but Eric rolls into the move, using his momentum to throw FC off. Both men kip-up and, since both are heels, skip the “indy-respect” pose and level each other with a double clothesline. Mel starts to count both men down. At four, both men start to move. FC gets to his feet first and hits Eric with a suplex, followed by a series of elbow drops to the throat. A cover gets one-and-a-half, and FC picks Eric up and slings him to the ropes. Eric ducks a clothesline, goes low under leapfrog, and takes FC off his feet with a flying forearm. Eric rolls through to his feet, hits the ropes, and nails the rolling thunder. Eric goes right for the turnbuckles but as he springs to the top FC rolls out of the way and slides out of the far side of the ring. FC gets his bearings and turns around just in time to be hit by Eric’s suicide dive. Both men get slowly to their feet. Eric attempts an Irish whip, but FC reverses, sending him into the steel steps. FC delivers some kicks, then tosses Eric into the railing. As he tries to follow up, Eric sidesteps and drives an elbow into the back of FC’s head, nearly sending him into the crowd. Eric shoves him the rest of the way over the railing, then rolls back into the ring to break the count. Eric goes back to the railing and ducks a punch, grabbing FC’s arm and yanking him chest-first into the railing. Eric jumps on top of the railing, then hurracanrana’s FC over the railing and back to ringside! Eric tosses FC back into the ring and follows. FC manages a low blow out of Mel’s sight, but is too dazed to follow up. Eric walks off the pain and comes back, but is staggered by a punch to the stomach. FC attempts another low blow but Eric blocks, drags FC to his feet, and spikes him with a DDT. Eric goes back to the top and nails the 5-Star Frog Splash. He covers and Mel Creech makes the count. One…Two…Three. FC kicks out just barely after Mel’s hand hits the mat.
WINNER in 26:35, Eric O’Mac
After the match, Firechild argues with Mel about the speed of the count while Eric stops halfway up the aisle to pose and mock him.
CAPELLAN vs. UNCLE ENTITYEntity comes to the ring first and waits impatiently for his opponent sneering at the fans. Capellan is announced and he runs to the ring and slides under the ropes, as he does, Entity tries to attack, but Capellan rolls out of the way and gets to his feet behind UE and connects with an enzuguri to the back of the head sending Entity out of the ring to the floor. Capellan leaps to his feet and hits the ropes and connects with a suicide dive between the ropes that sends Entity sprawling. Capellan gets to his feet and grabs Entity and whips him into the steps, Entity hits hard and slumps between the steps and ring, Cap gets a running start and hits a beautiful hanging drop kick to Entity’s face. Cap is up first, he pulls UE up and rolls him under the ropes and waits on the apron for him to get to his feet. As Entity staggers to his feet, Capellan leaps, springs off the top rope and connects with a leg lariat that almost takes Entity’s head off his shoulders. Capellan covers but Entity is out at two. Both men are up and Capellan backs Entity to the ropes and tries an Irish whip, but Entity reverses it and catches Capellan wit ha belly to belly suplex, covers, but only gets a one count. Entity pulls Capellan up and sends him hard into the corner, and follows him in with a clothesline, lets Cap stagger out a few steps, then catches him with a bulldog, driving his face into the mat. Entity rolls Cap over and gets a two count. Entity pulls Capellan up and sends him into the ropes, and charges in trying for a shoulder to the midsection, but Cap springs to the top rope and Entity hits the steel ring post shoulder first. Capellan climbs to the top rope and waits, Entity staggers back, holding his shoulder in pain, Cap leaps and connects with a Spinning Dragon Kick! Entity is OUT! Cap pulls Entity to his feet and hits the….Spinal Contusion! That is sending a message! Capellan hooks both legs and gets the one, two, three!
WINNER in 9:09 - Capellan
DRINK & DESTROY vs. THE HALFRICAN AMERICANSD & D make their way to the ring, jawing with fans and taking swigs of their official Drink & Destroy Beer (available where all fine alcoholic beverages are sold). The HA take to the sky with a stereo flip dives and collide with the bigger (possibly drunker) men. After a little ring side brawling, the ref screams for them to get the hell into the ring. JON obliges by press slamming Nary over the top rope into the ring as SH introduces Fly to the ring side steps. The bell is rung and D & D whip Fly into the ropes and kill him with a dual spine buster. They pound fists and JON steps out onto the apron. SH boots Fly in the head a couple of times before pulling him to his feet and whipping him into the corner then crushes him with an avalanche. Nayr has recovered and is in his corner cheering on his partner. SH abuses Fly for a few more minutes with some punches and stomps before tagging in JON. Fly manages to catch JON with an inside cradle for 2, then lunges for Nary. SH grabs the ref just as the tag is made. Nayr gets two good punches and a dropkick to the knee before the ref orders him out of the ring. Nayr protests a second too long and D&D sneak in a quick stomp session on the still recovering Fly. D&D dominate Fly for a few more minutes until Fly counters a JON power bomb with a flurry of punches and a hurricurana. JH gets in the ring to stop the tag but gets a face full of missile drop kick from Nayr. JON tries to grab Fly, but Fly rolls past him, leaving him unaware of Nayr who springs off the opposite turnbuckles with a bull dog. D&D are down for the moment and Nayr legally tags in. He takes it to JON with some forearm shivers then attempts an Irish whip. JON easily counters it, but Nayr ducks the ensuing clothesline attempt, springs off the opposite ropes and lands a beautiful Lionsault for two. A quick basement dropkick to the rising JON puts the big man back down and Nayr hits a somersault leg drop for another two. Nayr attempts to rebound off the ropes for something, but JH clubs him in the back of the head. Dazed, Nayr runs right into a big boot. Cover is broken up by Fly and that brings in JH to brutalize him with a clothesline and then a soccer like kick to the ribs. The ref attempts to gain some semblance of order but JH shoves him. Fly hits JH with a low blow then clips JON from behind with a chop block. Nayr recovers enough to drop kick JON in the face. They both assault JH and manage to dump him to the outside with a tandem clothesline. Fly attempts a sling shot cross body but is caught and snake eyed right into the guardrail. Nayr hits a beautiful hesitation double jump spinning DDT then goes up top. JON pulls the ref by the pants leg as JH jumps up on the apron and smashes an empty (can’t go wasting beer now can he) beer bottle over Nayr’s head. Nary collapses into the ring and JON shoves the ref out of the way. JON snatches Nayr’s lifeless body up and puts it to rest for good with the Obliterator~!!!
WINNERS in 14:56 - DRINK AND DESTROY
AX-MAN vs. CANADIAN DRAGONCanadian Dragon is in the ring first, and Ax-Man cautiously makes his way to ringside, yelling at referee Mel Creech to keep him back. Dragon makes a pretend lunge toward the ropes and Ax drops to the floor, obviously worried about a dive attack. Dragon shakes his head and hops up to sit on the turnbuckles as Ax picks himself off the floor. Ax says a few words that would wilt flowers and slides into the ring. He immediately sprints to Dragon’s corner and nails a forearm that rocks the masked man, nearly toppling him off the turnbuckle. Ax slugs away and, after a feeble protest, Creech shrugs and calls for the bell to start the match. Ax maneuvers Dragon into position for a superplex, but Dragon blocks and shoves him to the mat. Dragon leaps for a leg drop, but Ax rolls away, hits the ropes, and dropkicks Dragon in the face. Ax picks him up and hits a belly-to-belly suplex, and follows up with a knee to the throat. Ax drags Dragon into a sitting position and drives his knee into Dragon’s back. He attempts to lock on what appears to be a Dragon Sleeper, but Dragon rolls in his grip and reverses into a northern lights suplex for two. Ax sits up and Dragon hits the ropes and delivers a diving lariat that drives him back to the mat. Dragon runs up the turnbuckles, but stops as he sees Chris Cole and Firechild coming down the aisle. Ax takes advantage of the distraction and gets underneath Dragon, powerbombing him and covering for two. Ax picks Dragon up and slings him to the ropes, but Dragon hangs on, reversing the move and then pulling Ax back into a belly-to-belly suplex. Dragon, knowing he’s surrounded, stays in mid-ring, stomping on Ax and wearing him down with a series of suplexes. With Ax staggered, Dragon sets up the Canadian Destroyer. As he gets Ax in position, Firechild gets on the apron, causing him to hesitate and allowing Ax to reverse with a backdrop. Ax throws Dragon to the ropes, but Dragon ducks a clothesling, puts on the brakes, and drops Ax with a reverse neck breaker. While Mel Creech is trying to get Firechild off the apron, Dragon again sets up the Destroyer, putting him in a perfect position to eat a shot from the World title Belt as Cole rockets across the ring. Dragon crumples and Ax rolls on top of him for the cover as Firechild drops to the floor. Creech sees the cover and counts. One…Two…Three.
WINNER in 21:46, Ax-Man.
After the match: Cole and Firechild make their way to the back, leaving Ax staring after them uncertainly, and Mel Creech attending to the unconscious Canadian Dragon.
THIM REYNOLDS vs. BLACKDRAGON – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchReynolds and Dragon reluctantly shake hands at the sound of the bell, but Thim backs off and asks referee Mel Creech to check Dragon for foreign objects. Creech does so, and the diversion allows Thim to sucker punch Dragon and gain an early advantage. TR works over Dragon in the corner with shoulder thrusts, then some stiff standing clotheslines, which bust Dragon open hard way. Creech manages a break and checks on Dragon, but Thim comes back in and drags BD out of the corner and hits a nice overhead throw. Dragon to his feet and Thim looks for a running clothesline, but BD ducks and TR crashes into the corner. Dragon dropkicks him back into the corner, then flies in for a Stinger Splash, but Thim catches him and drops him with a Death Valley Driver. Reynolds into, ironically enough, a Dragon Sleeper, but BD walks the turnbuckles and flips over into an inverted DDT of his own. Dragon shakes the cobwebs and looks to go on the offensive, but he can't get good leverage on the larger Thim for a German Suplex, and Reynolds elbows out. Thim charges again, but eats a beautiful super kick that echoes thru the arena, and Thim falls faster than George Bush's approval ratings. Cover gets two. Both men up and Dragon chops the champion back to the ropes. Irish whip, and Dragon looks for a spinning heel kick, but Reynolds catches him in mid-air and simply drops him face first onto the top turnbuckle. TR clubs him down from behind and locks on the ADJUSTMENT~! Dragon is close enough to the ropes to grab the bottom one though, and Creech calls for the break. But Thim keeps the hold on for the four count. Dragon pulls himself halfway on the ropes, and Thim runs to jump on his back, but BD moves out of the way and Reynolds crotches himself on the middle rope. This time, it's Creech putting a five count on BD, as Dragon stomps Reynolds as he's tied up in the ropes. Dragon stops at 4, and Creech frees Thim. Reynolds up, and Dragon creams him with a clothesline that takes both guys over the top to the floor. Dragon puts the beats on Thim on the floor, including hitting the German suplex. Thim backdrops Dragon into the crowd, but BD lands on his feet, grabs Thim's head and brings it down on top of the guardrail in a sick spot. Dragon back to ringside and mounts Thim for some punches, then sends him to the post. Meanwhile, Creech - too lazy to make a 10 count - decides that this has broken down beyond Onslaught rules and calls for the bell. BD, nothing to lose now, grabs Thim for the DKO DROP~! Dragon lines him up on the announce table, but Thim falls off his shoulders and blatantly kicks him in the nuts. Reynolds grabs his belt and bails to the back.
WINNER in 13:09: NO CONTEST
KZ vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match – No Disqualification, anything goesAs each team is introduced they come to the ring carrying their own weapons. The Aussies come out first, Outback Jack has a boomerang wrapped in barbed wire, Gatorbait has a lead pipe across his shoulders. The Devil’s come out next and Tommy has a steel chain wrapped around his fist and Harper Camby is carrying a sledgehammer. Finally the champs come out, LD Williams carries a steel chair wrapped in barbed wire and Moosehead Jack brings a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire with him. This will be a scientific masterpiece. Who the hell am I kidding? We will be happy if no one dies in the ring tonight. As soon as Jack and Williams hit the ring they attack. Jack goes after Gatorbait and tries to club him with the barbed wire bat, but Gator blocks it with the lead pipe. LD Williams turns and swings the chair at Harper catching him in the back, and sticking the chair to his back, Tommy immediately counters and grabs Williams by the head, digging the wire into Williams’ skull. Outback Jack slams the barbed wire boomerang into the side of Jack’s head dropping him to one knee. Moose gets a shot into Jack’s midsection, but then gets dropped wit ha lead pipe to the back of the head. Gator charges across the ring and yanks the chair out of Harper’s back, spins him around and slams it across his head. Camby hits the mat. Gator calls for the boomerang from Jack and he tosses it across the ring and Gator uses it to choke Camby. By now blood is pouring down Williams face as Tommy hammers away at Williams skull, but LD hits a low blow that doubles him over, then drops Tommy with a DDT on the barbed wire chair! Barbs dig into Tommy’s skull, and LDW adds to it with a couple of stomps to the back of the head. Williams then hits the ropes and kicks Gator in the back of the head knocking him off of Camby. Jack pulls a groggy Moose to his feet and backs him into the corner and kicks him until Moose slumps to the mat. Jack then grabs the barbed wire bat, gets a head of steam and slams the bat into Jack’s skull, tearing open several large gashes in Moose’s head. Jack pulls Moose to his feet and clotheslines him over the top rope. As soon as Jack turns around Williams nails him in the face with the lead pipe, Jack hits the mat, blood pouring from his nose. Williams tilts his head back and drops several vicious elbows right on the bridge of his nose. Meanwhile, Harper Camby is up, and he is sporting a nasty cut on his neck that is bleeding badly. Camby grabs the sledgehammer he brought into the ring and waits for Gator to get to his feet, then does his best HHH impression catching Gator in the forehead with a sickening thud. Gator hits the mat and it looks like his head exploded, blood is pouring from the gash. Harper pulls him to a sitting position and claws at the gash opening it wider and causing the blood to flow even more. Tommy O’Neil rolls out of the ring, blood gushing from a wound on his head and he staggers over to Moose. TO pulls Moose to his feet and pops him with a couple rights to the head that send Moose back to the floor. Moose reaches under the ring and appears to slip something on his hand. When Tommy pulls Moose to his feet, Moose swings and catches Tommy in the chest with the glove from a Taipei Death match! That is, a glove with shards of glass glued to it. The shot slices Tommy’s chest open, TO staggers and Moose pounces and takes TO to the floor and pummels him with the glove until TO is a hideous mess of blood and gore. From inside the ring, Camby sees what Moose is doing, grabs a strand of barbed wire and leaves the ring and wraps it around Moose’s throat choking him, and cutting him. LD Williams releases Jack and leaves the ring and grabs a chair and slams it across Camby’s back, forcing him to break his hold on Moose. The Devils and kz brawl on the outside while TFDU regain their composure on the inside and set up a pair of tables. On the outside, Williams gets a low blow in on Camby and Tommy catches Moose with a wicked left and roll them both into the ring. Meanwhile, the Aussies have dumped lighter fluid on the tables and Wally is standing in the ring wit ha lighter. OBJ picks up a chair and smacks it across Williams back and sends him through the ropes, then catches Camby in the head and sends him back into the corner. On the other side, Moose falls to the mat, still groggy from blood loss and the Wicked Left, so Gator picks up the barbed wire bat and nails Tommy in the face. The Aussies get the Devils on the top rope, Jack has Camby up, Gator has Tommy up, they turn to Wally and give the sign, and Wally lights the tables, sending up a huge fireball. Jack tries to work Camby over with a superplex, but Camby blocks it. Meanwhile Gator has Tommy on the top rope set up for the CHOMP! Gator leaps, and at the same time Camby grabs Gator by the throat! Gator MURDERS Tommy with a top rope CHOMP through the flaming table! And at the same time, Camby KILLS Jack with a top rope choke slam through the flaming table! OH MY GOD! Before each man can cover, kz attack. LD Williams pounces on the dazed Camby and locks on the STF with a piece of barbed wire wrapped around his throat with one hand and the barbed wire bat tearing at Camby’s head. Meanwhile Moose pounces on Gator and locks him in the jiendo (cobra clutch/camel clutch) Moose is still wearing the Taipei glove and it digs into the side of Gator’s neck drawing a hideous amount of blood. Neither man will tap, but Tommy and Jack cannot save their partners, and after several agonizing minutes, both men slump to the mat. The referee calls the match and all six men fall to the mat in exhausted bloody heaps.
WINNERS in 44:11 - kz
ALTRAGEOUS vs. SRIRAM – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchAlt and Sriram meet in the middle of the ring, and Alt immediately starts jawing at Sriram. Sriram stays calm, and Alt suddenly sticks out his hand for a shake. The crowd lets Sriram know that’s a bad idea, and Sriram shakes his head. But Alt insists, and Sriram finally puts out his hand. But Alt pulls his hand away and runs it through his hair! SHOCKING OLD SCHOOL SWERVE! Alt backs away and struts, then gets back in Sriram’s face. Sriram with a head butt! NEW SCHOOL RESPONSE! Sriram jumps Alt and starts hammering with lefts and rights. Alt goes for the ropes, slides out of the ring and complains about, well, everything. He claims Sriram used a clenched fist, pulled his hair, wouldn’t break in the ropes and didn’t use deodorant. Ref Gavin Hale isn’t buying any of it and starts a quick 10 count to force Alt in the ring. Alt slides back in and again wants to shake hands. YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME! Sriram laughs at Alt and single legs him and goes for the Citizen Erased! Alt again scrambles for the ropes and slides out of the ring. This time Sriram follows, and the brawl is on! Sriram gets the upper hand, slams Alt into the ring steps. Sriram slides back into the ring. Alt staggers around, contemplates leaving. But Sriram slides out of the ring and grabs Alt’s belt. Now Alt has no choice. He slides into the ring and Sriram instantly goes on the attack. It’s a full out brawl now, and the ref just watches them roll around the ring firing punches and kicks. So much for a technical marvel. Alt stops all that with an eye poke, a knee lift and a nice whip and flying dropkick. Alt preens to the crowd, then goes back to Sriram. Sriram gets a few hope shots, but Alt responds with a knee to the face. Body slam, body slam, body slam. Hey, Alt is channeling Mike Knox! Enough of that! Alt tosses Sriram out of the ring and axe handles off the apron. Alt slides back in, races the ropes, tope-a-con-carne-somethingoranother! But it misses and Alt tope-con-carnes the ringside barrier! Sriram recovers and German Suplexs Alt on the concrete floor! (We’re too cheap for mats.) Sriram tosses Alt in the ring, cover. One, two, Alt gets the shoulder up! Sriram Suplex (a new move that need not be explained)! Another Sriram Suplex! Why hadn’t we thought of this earlier! Sriram has an in-ring gimmick! Third Sriram Suplex and a cover. Alt gets his foot on the ropes. Sriram argues with the ref, and when he turns Alt with the low blow! Alt leg sweep, goes for the pin. One, Alt’s feet are on the ropes, two, thr…No, Sriram kicks out! Alt argues with the ref, then whips Sriram into the corner. Sriram reverses, Alt hits hard chest first and bounces out. Sriram belly-to-back suplex and bridge gets a two-count. Alt is scrambling now, trying to leave the ring again. Sriram grabs Alt by the tights, but doesn’t see Alt grabbing the Intercontinental title off the apron. Alt shows ass, and the ref is busy yelling at Sriram to lay off the ass shots. Sriram tosses the ref aside and charges Alt, Alt swings with the belt but misses. Sriram turns around and nails Alt with a clothesline, and the belt falls in the middle of the ring.; Sriram with the pin, but there’s no ref. Alt stays down for at least a five count. THE TRAVESTY. SRIRAM COULD HAVE WON THE TITLE! Sriram gets up to revive the ref, then turns back to Alt AND GETS A BELT SHOT TO THE HEAD! Alt hits the SPINAL CONTUSION, then drags the ref over to the fallen Sriram. Alt locks on the Dragon Sleeper on the already unconscious Sriram. The ref watches Sriram’s arm fall three times and calls for the bell.
WINNER in 14:52 and still Intercontinental Champion, Altrageous!
CHRIS COLE vs. SERAPH – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchSeraph make his calm expressionless way to the ring before Master of Puppets hits and the World Champion Chris Cole makes his way down. The two men circle each other in the center of the ring and just as the ref is about to call for the opening bell Blue Monday hits on the PA and Canadian Dragon, with LADDER in tow, makes his way down to ringside. The ref asks what the hell he's doing here and CD claims that he's just there to get a good view of the match. CD sets LADDER up next to the ring at the bottom of the ramp before climbing up and sitting on top. Cole makes his way over and begins to tell CD in no uncertain terms to get the hell out of here when the ref shrugs and calls for the bell. Taking advantage of the distracted Cole, Seraph smashes him round the back of his neck, catching him with a knee to the small of the back as he bounces off the ropes. Cole falls to his knees in pain but Seraph isn't letting up and grabs Cole from behind and hits a reverse DDT. CD is nodding in approval at the top of the ladder and enjoying the hell out of Cole getting a kicking. Meanwhile Seraph has made his way to the top rope and dives off with a flying head butt. Cole is just able to see this coming and rolls underneath the bottom rope, causing Seraph to eat mat. Cole lifts himself up using LADDER and begins shouting at CD to leave, unfortunately for Cole Seraph is back up and once more takes advantage of the distraction, hitting Chris with a baseball slide from inside to out, almost knocking LADDER over in the process. As Seraph reaches down to pick up Cole, Chris reaches up and pulls his head into LADDER, opening up a nasty gash on his head. The two men brawl on the outside all around the ring, crashing into the steps, barrier and the announce tables before somehow the ref manages to get them back inside. Through all this CD is sitting on top of LADDER cheering and encouraging both men to beat the hell out of each other. Both getting to their feet at the same time the two men begin trading punches, simply slugging backwards and forwards before Cole takes controls using a Greco Roman thumb to the eye of Seraph, quickly followed by a kick to the stomach and a running knee to the head. Cole now presses home, hitting a pair elbows before picking Seraph up and hitting a trifecta of suplex's (gutwrench, vertical, German). Cole has certainly taken charge here and CD is now standing on the top of LADDER applauding his every move. Cole hits the prone Seraph with another couple of elbow drops before backing off and stalking Seraph readying for the Headliner when CD turns around on the top of LADDER and flies off, hitting Seraph with a picture perfect Dragonsault and then rolling out of the ring. Cole looks shocked but takes the advantage and covers Seraph for the pin and the ref calls for the bell.
WINNER in 21.19, by disqualification, Seraph . . . wtf!!!
Well it looks like not all the OOWF are blind but Cole is clearly doing his nut in the middle of the ring at the decision. The ref makes a few comments about having no option before getting out the ring and out of Coles way. Cole decides to turn his rage on Seraph but a he is about to do so the lights all blink on and off . . . somehow enough time for Seraph to leave the ring and make it to the top of the ramp to confront the retreating CD. We fade out with a red faced screaming Chris Cole in the center of the ring and a nose to nose Seraph and Canadian Dragon at the top of the ramp.
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