OOWF Territorial Beatings II
Live From Yellowknife, Northwestern Territory, Canada
THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. MIERDA DEL POLLO RUDOSThe Devil’s come to the ring first with their typical sneers spread across their faces. MDPR come out next, and before they can even make it to the ring, they are attacked by Camby and O’Neil. Harper attacks MDPR 1 and scoops him up and slams him on the ramp, As MDPR 2 turns to help his partner, Tommy nails him with a clothesline across the sternum. TO pulls MDPR 2 to his feet and whips him down the ramp into the ring apron, then follows him with a knee to the mid section. Harper pulls MDPR 1 to the top of the ramp and whips him into the steel scaffolding, then as he staggers off that, spine busts him on the top of the stage. Meanwhile, Tommy pulls MDPR 2 to his feet and whips him face first into the ring post. MDPR 2 collapses to the floor in a heap. Tommy stalks him slowly and gets in a few kicks before pulling him to his feet and rolling him under the bottom rope. Harper starts down the ramp, but MDPR 1 grabs a chair and smacks Harper across the back. Camby stops and slowly turns around shaking with rage. MDPR1 looks at the chair then quickly throws it aside and tries to beg off, but Camby levels him with a clothesline. Harper sets MDPR1 up, and hits the triple power bomb spot, hitting two on the top of the stage, then dropping him over the side and through a table for the third. Harper stands and admires his handiwork for a moment, then makes his way to the ring. Inside the ring, Tommy has MDPR2 trapped in the corner and he is blistering him with chops and jabs to the face. Tommy sets MDPR on the top rope and goes for a superplex, but then falls straight back, TOP ROPE BRAIN BUSTER! MDPR is not doing a whole lot of moving right now, Harper gets into the ring and they set up and hit the TRIPLE SIX! Tommy coves, and this one is mercifully over.
WINERS in 4:09 The Devil’s Brigade
UNDERDAWG vs. APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCEApocalyptic Existence has the unenviable task of facing a newly focused UnderDawg, who is fresh off of letting his intentions for the World Title be known. To his credit, AE comes to the ring first and is all business. UD makes his entrance next and slowly walks to the middle of the ring and does his creepy eye roll thing. The bell rings and AE walks right up to UD and they lock eyes. UD smirks a bit and the two start to jaw at each other, and this quickly turns into fisticuffs. The two trade punches for several seconds, and surprisingly, AE gets the better of the exchange, backing UD into the ropes. AE whips UD across the ring, but UD rebounds and catches AE with a big clothesline that takes him off his feet. UD signals for The End and scoops AE up and throws him over his shoulder, but AE slithers over his back and slams UD in the back of the head sending him into the corner turn buckle face first, AS UD staggers back, AE takes him over with a belly to back suplex. AE gets to his feet quickly and hits the ropes and drops a leg across UD, leaps up, hits the ropes again and hits a senton bomb, covers, and gets a one count. AE pulls UD up to his feet and wrings the arm, then kicks the back of UD’s leg to send him to one knee. AE steps over UD’s arm and rolls through and locks on a fujiwara arm bar. UD manages to roll his hips a little and work to one knee and get a two count on AE, but AE rolls again and takes UD back to the mat and puts the pressure on his arm. UD reaches the ropes to force the break. AE keeps the hold on till the four count then releases it and springs back to his feet and waits on UD. Dawg slowly gets to his feet shaking his arm and looking at the newcomer. They meet in the center of the ring and lock up again, this time AE rocks UD wit ha couple of European uppercuts, then tries to whip him to the ropes, but UD reverses it and catches AE with a boot to the face that sends him to the outside of the ring. UD leaves the ring and pursues his foe. AE gets to his feet and catches and elbow to the jaw from UD, Dawg then pulls him up and scoops him up and drops him throat first on the steel guard rail UD rolls AE back into the ring, climbs in himself and drops a big leg across AE’s chest and covers him for two. UD slowly pulls AE to his feet, but AE catches UD with a forearm to the jaw, then a sweet standing drop kick that takes UD off his feet. AE climbs the ropes and waits for UD to get up. As he does, AE leaps….and gets caught by the throat and choke slammed to the mat in one fluid motion. UD gets up and makes the throat slash motion, pulls AE up, tosses him over his shoulder and hits the Fireplug Driver, crosses his arms, and gets the three count.
WINNER in 9:14 - UnderDawg
DRINK & DESTROY & THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. THE HALFRICAN AMERICANS & THE NEW ORIGINAL NEW CLASSIC BLACKJACKS 2000Hansen and O’Neal stay on the floor as Johnny and AA try to decide who should start the match. It’s gonna be Fly for the good guys, and it ends up being Johnny. Fly talks some shit to JA, and Johnny snatches his goofy hat from him and puts it on. Fly acts all disrespected, and Johnny does a lame ass dance in the middle of the ring. Fly dropkicks him mid-step and opens up on him. To the ropes and Johnny takes a knee to the gut. Tag into Nayr, and he comes in with a springboard dropkick. Johnny goes for a tag, and O’Neal and Hansen drop to the floor again. AA looks at them incredulously, then tags in. AA garbs Nayr with a headlock and uses his weight, er, size, to his advantage. Capps sends Nayr into the corner and looks for a punch, but Nayr slips out of the way and kicks away at AA. Tag back to Fly, and Fly hit’s a flurry of punches, then a GHETTO BLASTER~! Stank blind tags himself in, and Fly shrugs as if to say, “Hey, it’s all you.” AA begs off, and Johnny blatantly hops in and jumps Stank from behind before he can get to AA. Naturally, that brings Capslock in, and FFC dumps Johnny to the floor. Capps hit’s a deliberate low blow on Capslock - hey, can’t be DQ’ed for an illegal shot on an illegal man, right? But AA turns around into the STANK-U~! Cover, but Johnny’s back in to break the count. Nayr is in though with HALFLING WIZARD~! Capslock back in with the GREETINGS FROM FRESNO on Johnny! Fly with the FLAVA DROP on AA. Stank and Capslock cover both Johnny and AA, and Angelo Barros, having lost all control of the match, counts both pin falls anyway. Adrenaline and Capps are ELIMINATED at 8:55. Stank and Capslock stand tall in the ring and wave in Hansen and O’Neal, but Drink & Destroy opt to just walk out. The NOCNBJ2K can’t believe it, and THA prop open the ropes and invite D&D back, but it’s no use. Barros counts out both guys.
WINNERS in 10:01: THE HALFRICAN AMERICANS & THE NEW ORIGINAL CLASSIC NEW BLACKJACKS 2000.
AX-MAN vs. SERAPH vs. ECOSYSTEMThis one should be interesting. Ax and Seraph have feuded before so they are familiar with each other’s styles, but to my knowledge neither man has faces Ecosystem before. The three men make their way to the ring and wait in the corner for the bell to ring. Referee Gavin Hale calls for the bell and Eco and Ax walk to the center of the ring, Seraph slowly makes his way out of the corner, his expression never changes at all. The three men stare each other down for a moment, then Ax and Eco unleash a barrage of chops on Seraph that back him to the ropes, they double whip him across the ring, but put their heads down a moment too soon. Seraph kicks Ax in the teeth, then when Eco stands up, Seraph grabs him and rocks him with a belly to belly suplex. Ax is back on his feet and he catches an inverted atomic knee drop, then eats a clothesline that sends him over the top rope, Seraph turns his attention back to Eco who leaps off the second rope, catches Seraph by the head and spins him to the mat with a tornado DDT. Eco covers and gets a one count before it is broken up by Ax dropping an elbow across the back of Eco’s head. Ax pulls Eco to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Eco catches him and tries a crucifix, but he can’t get Ax off his feet to the mat. Seraph comes in and kicks Ax in the mid section, then suplexes him AND Eco over! They hit the mat hard and Eco rolls out of the ring and tries to regain his breath, Seraph is to his feet first, and Ax is on one knee, Seraph hits the ropes, but Ax pops up and kicks him square in the knee cap. Seraph’s knee buckles and he falls to the mat in pain. Ax immediately grabs Seraph’s leg and kicks the crap out of it, then drops a knee on it and drags him to the ring post. Ax slips out of the ring and slams Seraph’s leg into the ring post several times. He finally lets Seraph go and he pulls himself into the middle of the ring, Ax jaws with the fans at ringside for a moment too long, and Eco catches him from behind with a forearm to the back of the head that sends Ax face first into the post. Eco slides back into the ring and Ax slowly pulls himself up, blood gushing from his head. Eco grabs Seraph’s leg and rolls him over in the sharpshooter trying for the submission, but as he turns the move and sits down low to lock it in, Ax hits the ropes and nearly kicks his face off. Eco hits the mat, and appears to be out, and Ax pulls Seraph to the center of the ring and locks on the figure four. A look of something like pain actually crosses Seraph’s face for a moment, then he tries to pull himself toward the ropes. As he is just about to reach the ropes, Ecosystem comes from nowhere and hits the SOY BOMB on Ax! Ax breaks the figure four and grabs his chest in agony, Eco pulls Seraph up and throws him between the ropes, then covers Ax, hooks the leg and gets three!
WINNER in 14:41 - Ecosystem
CONCRETE TG vs. JIM JONES – 2 out of 3 FallsT
hey go to lock up, but are cut off by the tapping of a microphone. It’s the Rick and he seems a bit pissed.
The Rick: Before you two get too far into a technical seventeen star match, I just wanted to inform the both of you that I just decided that this match isn’t gonna be conducted under Onslaught rules. In fact, it’s not gonna be conducted under any rules at all. So, ring the bell again, Mel, and let the fun begin.Jones is leaning over the top rope listening to Rick, not pleased with the change on the fly, but Crete doesn’t care and clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor. Jones tumbles into the rail, and Crete kicks the snot out of him all over ringside. Jones with a right hand, but CTG blocks and hits a short arm clothesline. Crete grabs a chair and wallops Jones, drawing blood. CTG rolls JJ in, slides the chair in, then stalks Jones. CEMENT MIXER ON THE CHAIR~! Crete rips off Jones’ kneepad to reveal a steel plate! CTG undoes the tape on his wrist, tapes the plate around his fist, and drops Jones one more time with a HEART PUNCH~! One, two, three, and Crete wins the first fall at 3:44. CTG wastes no time in locking on the SCAFFOLD~! Jones taps immediately. WINNER in 3:57: CONCRETE TG
After the match, Crete shoots Jones a disgusted look and leaves the ring. GM the Rick comes back out with the mic:
I just want it to be well known, this is what happens to smarmy little pricks who pretend to be someone they are not.With that GM the Rick drops the mic and the locker room empties and stands at the top of the ramp while Sabu and Abdullah the Butcher make their way to the ring. Sabu comes into the ring first and Jones attacks, fighting Sabu with punches to the face. Abby climbs in the ring and pulls a shiv from his tights and jabs it into the back of Jones head, sending him to his knees. Abby pulls Jones head back and proceeds to carve his forehead, leaving deep gashes on his forehead. Sabu leaves the ring and grabs a table and a chair and slides them into the ring. Abdullah finishes bludgeoning Jones and lets him fall to the mat, then hits the ropes and drops an elbow on the back of his head. Sabu sets up the table and rolls Jones on top, then grabs the chair and puts Jones through the table with an Arabian face buster. Sabu starts to leave the ring when Abby stops him and does the Sheik point to the sky. Sabu gets an evil grin and leaves the ring and sets up a table while Abby uses pieces of the broken table to jab Jones in the forehead. Abby rolls Jones out to the floor and Sabu places him on the table, what are they going to do? The massive Abdullah the Butcher begins to CLIMB THE ROPES! Abby stands perched on the top rope and drops an elbow on Jones sending him through another table and crashing hard into the concrete floor. The crowd erupts. For further good measure Abby and Sabu pull out barbed wire bats and wail on Jones until he is covered in bloody welts. By now the OOWF locker room has lined the ramp leading to the back, Abby and Sabu grab Jones and pull him up the ramp, stopping along the way to allow every OOWF wrestler to get a shot in. The camera follows the beating, and Jones is now barely conscious as Abby and Sabu drag him through the arena, then drop him in front of a pair of boots. The camera pans up and we see UnderDawg standing there, he pulls a bloody Jones to his feet and glares in his face “this is what you get for disrespecting MY yard.” UD scoops Jones up and kills him with a Fireplug Piledriver on the concrete floor, then pulls him up and throws him into the back of a waiting ambulance. “Get this piece of shit out of here.” The Ambulance pulls away, and that is the end of Jim Jones.
ERIC O’MAC vs. FIRECHILD – Steel Cage MatchThe crew barely gets the cage together when Eric and Firechild come out from the back already exchanging shots. Word from the back is that EOM was on the phone with his agent when Firechild came by having a very loud conversation with a SFJ, words were exchanged, and here we are. Firechild tries to whip EOM into the cage, but EOM reverses it and FC goes face first into the steel. EOM then mounts FC and pummels him, opening a gash on his forehead. FC kicks him off and gets to his feet, grabs a chair and turns and swings it blindly, catching Eric right in the face. EOM hits the mat. Since they are STILL not in the ring, there has been no bell and that is legal. FC pulls Eric to his feet and rolls him into the cage, then follows him in. Finally referee Mel Creech calls for the bell and this one is underway. Firechild pulls a dazed EOM to his feet in the corner and slaps him across the face a few times then mounts him for the ten punches of doom. FC gets to three before EOM grabs him and walks out of the corner, then falls backward and lets FC’s face slide down the cage, shredding it like a cheese grater. Eric gets to his feet and does the face send-the-heel-to-all-four-sides-of-the-cage routine. By the time he hits the last one, Firechild is spewing blood. Eric sets FC on the top rope and sets him up for a superplex, but FC blocks it. Eric climbs to the top rope to get a better grip on FC. Eric tries another superplex, but FC grabs hold of the cage and shoves Eric to the side, knocking him between the cage and the ropes. Firechild remains on the top rope and lands several stiff kicks to the back of Eric’s head that drive Eric’s face into the cage. Finally FC jumps down, hits the far ropes and connects with a knee to the back of Eric’s head that sends his face crashing into the cage. Eric collapses to the mat a bloody mess. Firechild pulls Eric to the center of the ring and DESTROYS him with the Wings of Phoenix, then staggers to the side of the cage and begins to climb. Weak from blood loss Firechild takes forever climbing the cage. Eric O’Mac gets a burst of energy and gets to his feet, gets a running start and leaps part way up the cage. It appears to be a race to the top now. Both men reach the top of the cage and straddle the top and begin exchanging punches. Both men teeter right on the edge of falling either into the ring or back to the floor. Firechild takes a wild swing that EOM avoids, then EOM grabs the back of FC’s head and slams him forehead first onto the bar of the cage, FC teeters, EOM then shows impressive coordination and nails FC with a heel kick to the temple that sends FC tumbling back into the ring, hitting the mat hard. Eric looks toward the floor, then back to the prone Firechild. Eric works his way to the corner and stands on top of the cage, then leaps for the FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! But Firechild moves! Eric slams into the mat, and flops for a moment, then becomes alarmingly still. FC drags himself toward the door, the ref opens it and FC falls to the floor.
WINNER in 16:49 – Firechild
After the match medical officials come to the ring to check on Eric, but he waves them off and gets to his feet on his own power and spots FC on the floor just outside the cage door. As FC gets to his feet, EOM gets a running start and dives between the ropes out the door and takes FC down. The medical officials and other officials from the back now work to separate the two.
THIM REYNOLDS vs. BLACKDRAGON – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchBlackdragon comes out and looks ready to go. This Onslaught title match will be contested under Onslaught rules, and have a fifteen minute time limit. Thim Reynolds comes out next and stares at Blackdragon the whole time, never even breaking the gaze to hand the title to Mel Creech. Creech holds the belt high and calls for the bell. Thim slowly comes out of the corner and the two men slowly circle. Collar and elbow tie up, Dragon backs Thim into the corner, Creech calls for the clean break, and BD reluctantly gives it to him. They meet in the center of the ring and lock up again, this time BD takes Thim over with an arm drag and locks on an arm bar. Thim grins and slowly works his way to his feet. Once they are both standing up, Thim grabs the back of BD’s head and slams him in the face with a series of head buts. BD drops to one knee, and Thim hits the ropes, but in one smooth motion, BD leaps up and connects wit ha drop kick to Thim’s jaw. Dragon covers and gets a two count, then pulls Thim to a sitting position, connects with a couple of stiff kicks to his back, then locks on a chin lick, making sure to drive Thim’s head down into his chest. Thim quickly fights back to his feet and slips behind BD so it is a side head lock. Thim shoots BD into the ropes and ducks, but BD leaps over his back, stops and spins, as Thim stands up, BD grabs him and nails a perfect Dragon suplex, bridges and gets a two count. Thim barely escapes. Dragon pulls Thim to his feet and whips him hard into the corner and charges in, Thim charges out wit ha clothesline attempt, but BD ducks it, leaps to the second rope and leaps backward as Thim turns around and catches him with an elbow to the jaw. Another cover gets two. Dragon once again pulls Thim up to his feet and goes behind him for another German suplex, but Thim spins behind Dragon and clubs him to the mat with a clothesline to the back of the head. Thim immediately pounces on BD and tries to lock on the Adjustment, BD fights it, holding off Thim’s arm to keep him from cinching it in. Dragon sits out from under Thim, and slips over his back and locks on the cross face! Thim yells in pain as BD really wrenches his neck back, caught in the middle of the ring Thim cannot make the ropes and there is still several minutes left in the match. Thim works until he is sitting out of the cross face, in a sitting position, to his credit, BD raises up and plants a knee in Thim’s back and still tries for the submission, but Thim keeps raising up, and finally is able to spin behind Dragon and ride him to the mat. Thim hammers the back of BD’s head with repeated forearms until BD is barely moving, then adjusts his elbow pad and locks on the adjustment. Blackdragon will not tap, and he is slowly inching toward the ropes. Just as he is about to reach the ropes and force the break, Thim releases the hold and pulls BD back to the center of the ring, pausing briefly to hammer him again with vicious blows to the back of the head, he reapplies the hold and this time BD is forced to tap.
WINNER in 14:21 – Thim Reynolds
KZ vs. EMPTY TEAM – Taipei Fence Match for the OOWF World Tag Team TitlesThis one will not be pretty. For those who aren’t sure a Taipei Fence Match means all four men will have both hands taped up, covered in glue, then dipped into buckets of broken glass. The match will also be contested inside a barbed wire fence, there is no disqualification, and only a pin or submission can end the match. The first few minutes of this match are nothing but pure violence, hatred and blood. The two teams tear at each other with a fury rarely seen, and it is only a matter of minutes into the match until all four men are horrific bloody messes. Moose grabs Gator and sends him into the fence face first, then climbs the ropes to get leverage. Gator punches Moose in the jewels to escape, then he climbs the ropes as well. Meanwhile Jack and Williams actually use a few wrestling moves that ends with Williams dropping Jack with a DDT in the middle of the ring. Williams staggers over to the corner to pick up a chair brought in by Empty Team. Moose and Gator have both climbed to the top rope in the middle of the ropes, holding on to the barbed wire with one hand for balance and pummeling each other with their taipei’d hands and drawing more and more blood with each shot. On the other side of the ring, LD Williams is holding a chair and waiting for Outback Jack to get to his feet, when he does, Williams slams the chair down on Jack’s head and sends him staggering backward into the ropes Gator and Moose are standing on, this sends both men tumbling into the barbed wire fencing, the weight of both men COLLAPSES THE SIDE OF THE FENCE! Jack and Gator crash to the floor, a tangle of barbed wire and wood, each move to get untangled from the mess brings a howl of pain, and somehow more blood. This, of course does not stop them from clawing at each other and trying to beat the other one senseless. Seeing opportunity, Williams pulls Jack to his feet and throws him between the ropes to the floor, on top of the tangled mess that covers Moose and Gator. Williams pauses on the apron and waits for Jack to struggle and free himself, Williams leaps, but before he makes contact, Jack grabs a piece of splintered wood and slams it into Williams midsection, spinning him over and digging the barbs into his flesh, AND slamming the entire mess down on Moose and Gator a little more. Outback Jack gets to his feet and staggers around the ring, trying to wipe the blood out of his eyes, but probably just causing more gashes with the broken glass on his hands. Jack reaches under the ring and pulls out a huge ladder and sets it up, the top of the ladder extends about 6 feet above the top of the enclosed barb wire cage. Jack goes back to the mess, Williams is just getting to his feet, so Jack whips him into the stairs. Moose has just about freed himself from the barbs, while Gator is still struggling. Jack grabs a chair and throws it at the unsuspecting Moose, it ricochets off of Moose’s skull and knocks him back on top of the mess. Jack helps Gator get free and Gator pulls Moose up and sets him up for THE CHOMP on the barbed wire fencing. Meanwhile, Jack grabs LD Williams and they head over to the ladder, Jack slams Williams face into the ladder, then he begins to climb the ladder while keeping hold of Williams hair and pulling him up the other side. Meanwhile Gator hits the CHOMP on Moose, in the mess of barbed wire, and wood, on the concrete floor. Moosehead Jack may well be dead, but Gator is also lying in the mess, barbs digging into the back of his legs and his back. Meanwhile, Jack and Williams are on the top of the ladder, Jack grabs Williams by the throat, WHAT THE HELL IS HE GOING TO DO? Jack is about to choke slam Williams through the top of the cage, but Williams rakes Jacks eyes with the glass, breaking the hold, Williams then grabs Jack and hits a SIT OUT CHOKE SLAM THROUGH THE TOP OF THE CAGE TO THE MAT!! The crowd erupts in a very appropriate HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT! Chant! Both men are wrapped in barbed wire, Jack hit the mat so hard that the barbs have dug into his back and blood is slowly pooling underneath him. LD Williams, also tangled in barbed wire has a nasty gash running the length of the back of his leg from where he crashed through the roof of the cage. On the outside Gator sees what happened and struggles to free himself from the wreckage when Moose grabs his ankle and takes him down, the two men roll around in the barbed wire, splintered wood and blood and try to commit murder, Moose punches Gator in the side of the neck and blood spurts out of Gator’s neck. Gator retaliates by grabbing a piece of splintered wood and trying to dig it into Jack’s eye. Both men are getting alarmingly pale from blood loss. Inside the ring, Williams tries to stand on that gashed leg, but his leg buckles. He uses a chair to stand up, then slams that chair down on a barely conscious Outback Jack’s face, collapses on top of the chair and gets the horrifying three count.
WINNERS in 27:01 – kz
After the match medics rush to ring side and immediately begin working on the men. We see all four men loaded on gurneys, barbed wire and Taipei wrapped fists and all and medics rush them to the back.
ALTRAGEOUS vs. CAPELLAN vs. SRIRAM vs. UNCLE ENTITY – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchDue to last week’s No Contest at MidWeek Mayhem, GM the Rick has ordered this match to be a four way dance for the OOWF Intercontinental title. Sriram, Capellan and Entity come to the ring and wait for Altrageous to come out with Sugar and Spice. Altrageous makes his entrance and shoves the title right into Capellan’s face and laughing at him. The winner of this match will be the first man to score a pin fall. So the champion can lose his title without being pinned. The bell rings and Capellan immediately goes after Altrageous, but Alt bails out of the ring before he can get his hands on him, so Sriram grabs Cap from behind and rolls him up for a two count that is broken up by Entity. That is how the early part of the match goes, Capellan tries to get his hands on Alt, only to have Alt escape. Altrageous gets in a few shots on Capellan, and breaks up pins, but basically avoids the action. Sriram gets a near fall after nailing Entity with a top rope belly to back suplex while Capellan is chasing Alt around the ring. Alt hides behind Sugar and Spice and Capellan has to scurry into the ring to break the pin. As Atlrageous is about to get back into the ring, Sriram meets him on the apron and charges, but Alt catches him with a SPINAL CONTUSION off of the apron to the floor. Inside the ring, Entity whips Capellan to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Capellan ducks the move and comes off the ropes and snaps Entity over with a hurracarana. Capellan climbs the second rope and KILLS Entity with a spinning dragon kick, all Capellan has to do is cover the man and this one is over. Meanwhile on the outside, with the referee distracted, Altrageous grabs a chair and slams Sriram in the face, nearly knocking him cold. Altrageous slides into the ring and breaks up the pin just as the referee’s hand was coming down for three. Alt grabs Capellan and shoots him between the ropes to the floor. Sugar and Spice rush over and grab Capellan, Alt slithers out of the ring and heads toward them, Sugar hands Alt something, what is it? HANDCUFFS! Alt cuffs Capellan to the ring post and grabs him by the head “Watch what I do to this little bitch!” Alt rolls back onto the ring and pulls Entity to his feet and drops him with the Spinal Contusion! Then drags him to the corner where Capellan is cuffed and locks on the Prag. Capellan struggles to free himself as Alt has the move locked on just inches away. Sriram gets to his feet and is about to get back into the ring when Spice grabs a chair and jams a chair into his ribs knocking him back to the floor. Inside the ring, Alt wrenches up the intensity and Entity has no choice but to submit.
WINNER in 33:03 – Altrageous
Altrageous slides out of the ring, grabs his title and starts toward the back, then stops and turns and blindsides the still chained Capellan upside the head with the Intercontinental title! Cap slumps to the floor, bleeding from a gash in the head. Alt grabs him by the chin and pulls him up and starts taunting him, Capellan comes around and kicks Alt in the gut, but Alt low blows him and orders Sugar and Spice to hold Capellan’s arms so he can’t move. Alt grabs a steel chair and slams it into a defenseless Capellan’s head, smacking the back of his head into the ring post. Cap slumps to the floor and lies in a bloody heap. Altrageous looks at his handiwork, grabs his title and his ladies and heads to the back.
CHRIS COLE vs. CANADIAN DRAGON – Ultimate Ladder MatchThere is a single six foot ladder stationed at ringside. Twelve feet above the ring, there is a twelve foot ladder hanging from overhead, that can be reached by climbing the six foot ladder. Using the twelve foot ladder, a participant can reach a twenty foot ladder that is suspended 18 feet above the ring. Then using that 20 foot ladder, the OOWF Championship, hanging 25 feet above the ring, can be reached.
Dragon down first and climbs the ladder in the aisle, waiting on Cole. The champion makes his entrance, but sees Dragon on the ladder and goes thru the crowd to get to the ring. Cole looks up at the other two ladders, as well as the belt, and realizes he has to get Dragon off the ladder. CC steps out of the ring and approaches the ladder, but Dragon kicks him away, then leaps off with a flying tackle and pounds away on the floor. Dragon tips the ladder over onto Cole then stomps on the ladder on the way to the ring. Dragon pulls the ladder in behind him and goes to set it up, but Cole pulls the legs out before CD can lock it in place, and the ladder falls over. Dragon misses a baseball slide, and Cole meets him with some right hands. CC with a knee lift, then tries to catapult Dragon to the post, but Dragon catches the post, swings around and lands on the apron. Dragon hits the baseball slide this time then goes up for the first ladder. The ladders are suspended on two hooks for stability, and Dragon gets the ladder free from one hook, but before he can get the other undone, Cole pulls the ladder out from beneath him, and Dragon is left clinging to the ladder. Cole pulls Dragon backwards until the ladder comes off the hook, and Dragon goes crashing face first to the mat onto the ladder in a nasty bump. Cole grabs the little ladder and sandwiches Dragon between the two ladders, then stomps on the ladders off the second rope. Cole sets the little ladder in the corner, then sets Dragon’s head in the middle rungs of the ladder, then drives the big ladder into Dragon’s back. Cole sets up the big ladder and starts to climb, but doesn’t have it aligned and has to re-center it. Cole climbs again, but this time Dragon is up and shoves the ladder over, crotching Cole on the top rope. CC falls out to the floor and Dragon makes a go now. But Cole’s back in and climbs up behind CD and brings him down with a belly to back suplex in a hard bump. Both guys up and both guys climb again, this time on either side. Slug out on top of the ladder, and Cole tries to mess up Dragon’s mask, but CD slams Cole into the top of the ladder, sending CC to the mat, ricocheting off the ropes and back into the ladder, knocking the ladder over and CD to the floor. Cole grabs the ladder and sets it up and climbs. Cole reaches the 20 foot ladder and grabs it… but now Dragon pulls the ladder out, leaving Cole hanging from the big ladder. Dragon sets the six foot ladder up the opposite direction that Cole had the 12 foot ladder, then grabs the 12 foot ladder and tosses at Cole. The ladder hits Cole, breaking his grip on the ladder, and Cole falls roughly 12 feet and crotches himself on the small ladder, drawing the loudest groan from the male audience you’ve ever heard. Dragon flips the ladder over, with Cole still crotched on it, and CC falls out of the ring. Dragon up the 12 foot ladder and manages to unhook the 20 footer, and he tosses it from the top of the ladder onto Cole on the floor. Dragon then tosses the 12 foot ladder onto him. Then the 6 footer. Cole is buried beneath ladders, and what the hell, Dragon somersaults over the top with a plancha onto the ladders, punishing both Cole and himself. Dragon pulls himself up and drags the 20 foot ladder out of the pile and sets it up in the ring. Dragon gets about halfway up when Cole desperately heaves the 12 foot ladder up, knocking CD off the ladder and onto the turnbuckle. Cole rolls in. HEADLINER~! Instinctively, Cole covers, but Sterling Glaw tells Cole from ringside that there are no pin falls. Cole is still a bit out of it and begins to climb the big ladder, but Dragon follows him and gets him in an Electric Chair position. Cole keeps climbing and Dragon’s gotta do something, so he just yanks on Cole’s leg and twists him off the ladder, but Cole’s other leg kicks Dragon in the back of the head on the way down, and both men crash to the mat. Both guys finally up, and Cole sends CD to the ropes, put his head down, and Dragon hit’s the CANADIAN DESTROYER~! Dragon slides the 2 footer out of the way, setting an end on the apron and the guardrail and begins his ascent. Dragon’s halfway up when Altrageous storms the ring and starts climbing the ladder, too. He gets some shots in on Dragon, but Glaw is in the ring to pull Altrageous away! Crowd pops for that, but Altrageous manages to shove the ladder one time on his way out, just enough to knock Dragon to the mat. Cole is stirring by now and begins to climb, but CD is a bit fresher and catches up with CC and passes him. Dragon a few rungs away, and Cole punches thru the ladder. Now Cole makes a reach for the belt. But Dragon goes to the eyes to stop that. Dragon reaches up and touches the belt but Cole hits a blatant low blow. Cole up one more rung and has the belt in his hands when CD returns the low blow! Dragon grabs Cole, looks down, and calls for the CANADIAN DESTROYER OFF A 20 FOOT LADDER~! Dragon makes the flip, but Cole grabs the ladder and CD gets back flipped off the ladder over the top rope and thru the ladder he had set aside moments earlier. Canadian Dragon is fucking DEAD!! Cole reaches up and takes the title off the hook to a chorus of boos . WINNER in 28:56 and STILL OOWF CHAMPION: CHRIS COLE
Cole clutches his belt on top of the ladder and poses to the crowd for the show’s closing visual. Only it’s not the show’s closing visual… UnderDawg hit’s the ring through the crowd, stares up at Cole, and the champion knows he’s in some shit now. Dawg casually pushes the ladder over, sending Cole flying down THROUGH THE CANADIAN ANNOUNCE TABLE~! The belt falls at Dawg’s feet, and UD picks it up and eyes it for a bit. He then spits on it and tosses it onto Cole’s carcass
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