OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Falconbridge, Ontario Canada
<we cut to GM the Rick’s match where we see GM the Rick talking to someone, presumably a wrestler, but he has his back to us and he is wearing a hooded sweatshirt>
GmtR: Look I appreciate what you have done in other feds and such, but the truth of the matter is you are a bit of a risk, even for this place. But I’ll tell you what, since that douchenozzle Jim Jones turned out to be a big fraud, I need a man to fill in for him against Ecosystem. So I will give you this chance, you beat Eco, and we will talk contract, you lose, and you move on. Now, if you are interested, you better go get ready.
<without saying a word, the hooded wrester leaves the office>We then cut to The Chickenshit Heels locker room…
JA: its over, man. Rick dropped the big one, put us in a match teaming with Mierda Del Pollo Rudos
AA: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans attacked us in a dumpster? Hell no!
Ron Simmoms: Germans?
JA: Forget it, he's rolling.
AA: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
AA: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
AA: What the fuck happened to The Chickenshit Heel Posse I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you AA, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Nayr, he's a dead man! Fly, dead! Stank, dead! Capslock...
JA: Dead! Capps is right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
AA: We're just the guys to do it.
RF: Let's do it, WHOOOOOOOOOOO
RS: LET'S DO IT! Damn! I’m in too. What’s one more time under the hood, Ric you ready?
RF: WHOOOOO I WAS BORN READY![/i]
MIERDA DEL POLLO RUDOS & THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. THE NEW ORIGINAL CLASSIC NEW BLACKJACKS 2000 & THE HALFRICAN AMERICANSThe New Original New Classic Blackjacks 2000, FF Capslock and Stank come to the ring first; they are followed by The Halfrican Americans, Nayr and Fly. The Chickenshit Heels come out next and seem especially proud of themselves, they mock Lock and Stank and THA as they climb into the ring. Finally, Mierda Del Pollo Rudos are announced, they come to the ring and stand behind TCH. As the referee is about to ring the bell, we see ANOTHER set of Mierda Del Pollo Rudos at the top of the ramp frantically motioning to TCH. Johnny and Capps look at the new pair with some confusion; finally they rip off their masks and reveal that they are Ric Flair and Ron Simmons. But if they are there…..the logic slowly clicks in Johnny and AA’s heads and they slowly turn around to face the second masked team, the masked men slowly reach up and pull off the masks revealing…..TOMMY WILDER AND JW WESTGAARD!!!!! IT’S WCW!!! The Chickenshit Heels look like they have just seen a ghost, they turn to run, but Lock and Stank are standing in the way. They turn to run in another direction, but The Halfrican Americans are standing in their way. Finally they turn to Wilder and Westgaard and drop to their knees and beg for forgiveness, something tells me this is not going to work. Tommy and JWW attack, pummeling TCH to the mat. Wilder pulls Johnny to his feet and sends him to the ropes, catches him on his shoulders and hits the AIRWALK! Westgaard pulls AA up and whips him to the ropes, CROSS CHECK! They grabs AA and set him up for a spike Ice Auger, but Johnny grabs AA and they slip out of the ring to the back, wCw is about to give chase, but the Chickenshit Heels run like scalded dogs, so wCw stay in the center of the ring and soak up the cheers of the crowd and take manly welcome back hugs from Lock and Stank and shake hands with The Halfrican Americans.
WINNERS – No Contest
ECOSYSTEM vs. 
?Eco comes to the ring first and waits for his opponent, GM the Rick comes out to the top of the ramp with a mic:
Ok folks, as I am sure you saw this Sunday, Jim Jones got his ass handed to him by Concrete TG and he is out of the OOWF, good riddance to that twat rash as far as I am concerned. So, Eco, you still need an opponent for tonight, and as many of you are aware, this man is a recent free agent on the wrestling world, so without further delay….Just then someone comes in through the crowd; it is the man from GM the Rick’s office, still wearing a hooded sweatshirt. He grabs Eco and spins him around and hits a thunderous belly to belly suplex, then leaps to his feet and tears off the sweatshirt, IT’S KURT ANGLE!! The crowd pops for this and Eco smirks to himself and gets back to his feet. The two men meet in the center of the ring and begin to jaw at one another, Angle hits Eco with his head but to the nose, Eco drops to one knee, then immediately pops up and rocks Kurt with a European uppercut, then grabs him and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with an elbow to the nose that drops Kurt to one knee, Eco hits the ropes and tries a side kick to the head, but Kurt catches his leg and twists Eco to the mat and tries the angle lock. Eco spins around Angle and takes him to the mat, grabs Kurt’s legs and flips through so that he has a sort of reverse Boston Crab locked on. Kurt fights his way to the ropes and forces the break. Both men meet again in the center of the ring, and this time from the collar and elbow, they begin to brawl and it spills out of the ring. The two battle for nearly twenty minutes, the end comes when Eco climbs to the second ropes and Angle tries to sprint across the ring and catch him in a release belly to belly suplex, but Eco catches him and takes Angle off the ropes with a sit out choke slam, then pulls him up and hits the Inverted Twist of Fate, hooks both legs and gets the three count.
WINNER in 21:01 - Ecosystem
SERAPH vs. CANADIAN DRAGONThe two circle slowly, Seraph seeming a little put off by the bloodstained mask. He slides in carefully for the lock up, but doesn't stay locked long as some of the blood on the mask is still fresh. He looks to referee Hale, who shrugs as there are no specific rules to this match. Frowning deeper, Seraph locks up with CD again, opting for an arm wringer to a headlock. He chains to a hammerlock, shoving CD toward a corner. CD takes it sternum first and staggers back, only to be kicked in the back. CD wheels and gives Seraph a Zidane head butt! Enraged, Seraph starts swinging, Hale begging Seraph to open his fists. Seraph wheels on Hale to send him scurrying to the floor. Seraph turns back to CD only to eat a dropkick. CD drags Seraph to a corner to stomp a mud hole. He then drags Seraph to his feet, chops him twice, then smears more blood on Seraph, only enraging him more! CD pimpslaps Seraph, leaving a bloody handprint. This is indeed the final straw, as Seraph grabs CD and throws him in the corner. The normally serene Seraph has lost his mind over the sight of all that blood, landing punches and kicks and knees to the gut. He whips CD to the opposite corner and charges. CD escapes for the moment, but Seraph gives chase. CD tumbles and dodges, but Seraph finally gets a step ahead and clotheslines CD to the floor, going out there with him. The two brawl around the outside of the ring and Seraph finally KO's CD, but freezes at a strange sight- a small girl, dressed mostly in white, wearing a silver cross. He looks to his bloodstained clothes and kneels before her, not moving as Hale finishes the 10 count. WINNER in 8:22 - NO CONTEST.
CAPELLAN vs. ERIC O’MACEric O’Mac comes to the ring first and waits in the corner and keeps talking on his cell phone, Capellan is introduced and he charges to the ring and immediately goes after Eric, spin kicking the cell phone into the 12th row. Cap whips Eric across the ring and follows him into the corner, Eric stops short and springs in the air hoping for Cap to run underneath him, but Capellan stops short and drops to one knee, when Eric drops back down he lands square on Cap’s knee. Cap grabs Eric and drops him with a reverse DDT, Eric rolls out of the ring to the floor, Cap hits the ropes and takes Eric out with a suicide dive. Cap pulls Eric to his feet, but Eric goes to the eyes, then hits a spinning heel kick that knocks Cap to the floor between the stairs and the ring. Eric grabs a chair and throws it at the sitting Capellan, who catches it. Eric leaps to the apron and runs down going for the MacAttack, but Cap throws the chair at Eric and sends it careening off Eric’s skull. Cap pulls Eric off the floor and rolls him under the ropes and is about to follow him in when Altrageous runs to ring side and tries to attack Cap with a chair, but Cap moves out of the way and the chair hits the ropes, rebounds and smacks Alt in the head. Capellan remains on the apron, and when Alt turns back around Cap kicks him in the head sending him sprawling. Cap turns back to EOM, but Mac catches him with a forearm to the face, then tries to suplex him in, Altrageous reaches in and grabs a boot thinking it is Capellan’s he turns and taunts the audience, but really, it was Eric’s, Eric falls and Cap lands on top of him and gets the three count while Alt holds on.
WINNER in 12:16 – Capellan
After the count, Alt is still taunting the fans, Capellan is on his feet with the chair in his hands, Alt hears the crowd roar and turns to the ring and Cap throws the chair at him, bouncing it off his skull. Alt realizes his mistake and staggers away from the ring before Cap can give chase.
CONCRETE TG vs. FIRECHILDCrete comes to the ring first, this is an Onslaught rules match, so Crete won’t be able pull the same things that he pulled in destroying Jones Sunday. Firechild comes out next flanked by….Moosehead Jack? Moose walks to the ring, grabs a chair and….opens it and sits down. Crete is so distracted by Jack’s presence that he doesn’t notice the bell, that is until Firechild blind sides him with a shot to the side of the head. Firechild grabs Crete by the throat and lifts him for a choke slam, then drops him across his knee. Cover only gets a one count, and Crete is quickly back to his feet, FC grabs him again and whips him into the corner, then follows, but eats a boot to the face. Crete climbs to the second rope, shoots a quick look at Moose, who is still sitting on the chair with a little grin on his face. Crete leaps off the ropes, but gets caught with a dropkick to the jaw. That sends Crete out of the ring to the floor…right at Jack’s feet. To everyone’s surprise, Jack does not move, Crete gets to his feet and he and Jack lock eyes, which gives Firechild time to come out of the ring and leap off the apron and hit Crete with a double ax-handle to the back of the head. Crete hits the floor and Firechild pauses to gloat. FC pulls Crete to his feet and tries to whip him into the guard rail, but Crete reverses it and sends FC in instead, FC staggers forward a few steps and Crete nearly takes his head off with a clothesline. Crete turns to Moose, who has remained seated the entire time. Crete begins to yell at Moose and ask him what he is doing there, but Moose says nothing. Meanwhile referee Gavin Hale has reached ten and counted both men out. Crete turns back to the ring and grabs his head in frustration, he spins back around to Moose, but Moose is gone, walking up the ramp toward the back. Crete looks around and FC blasts him with a chair then hits the Wings of Phoenix on the floor before heading up the ramp and leaving a bloody, confused Concrete lying on the floor.
WINNER – Double Count Out in 9:03
THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. DRINK & DESTROYDrink & Destroy meet The Devil’s at the entrance way and the brawl is on. TO and SH brawl into the crowd as Harper and JON exchange haymakers. SH presses TO over the guardrail and he lands with a sickening thud against the ramp. Harper gains the advantage on JON and whips him hard into the ring post shoulder first. Before Harper can follow up SH nails him with a boot to the face. He rolls Harper back in and the ref signals for the bell. SH slugs away at Harper until Harper counters a whip into a hard shoulder tackle. Harper levels SH with a series of clotheslines then scoops him up for a huge slam that gets 2. TO tagged in and he gets a measure of revenge against SH from the earlier press slam to the unforgiving steel. TO finishes his series of chops and jabs with the Wicked Left Hook O’ Doom. JON interrupts the count. TO pulls SH to his feet and tags in Harper. Harper immediately clubs SH across the back of the neck and drops him to his knees. Springing off the ropes, he nearly decapitates SH with a boot to the face. Harper then stands on his neck and utilizes the full five count before dropping an elbow for 2. TO tagged back in and SH manages to free up some space with a rake of the eyes. He stumbles back and tags in JON who levels TO with a clothesline, then immediately whips him hard into the turnbuckles. Shoulder tackles to the gut follow and he then effortlessly lifts TO onto the top rope. Huge slap of disrespect and JON looks for a superplex. TO kicks him off, but takes too long trying to adjust his position and JON goes all Kurt Angle and runs up the ropes for a sick top rope overhead suplex. TO barely rolls the shoulder at 2 9/10. JON continues the beat down and looks to put away TO after a stalling brain buster, but Harper breaks this up. JH tagged in and lays into TO with head butts aplenty. Dazed, TO swings wildly and connects with a glancing blow. JH stumbles back and TO makes a lunge for Harper, but JH manages to derail that opportunity with a wheel barrow suplex for a long two count. JON tagged back in and he continues the assault until TO goes all MMA on his ass and snatches a cross arm breaker out of nowhere. JON refuses to tap despite his arm bending at a precarious angle. TO manages to roll through with the submission into a unique crucifix like pin. SH in with the save and this brings in Harper for another four way brawl. In the ensuing melee, TO nails SH with flying forearm and sends him stumbling out of the ring. Harper manages to reverse a whip from JON and TO back body drops him over the top to the floor onto JH. Harpy then goes Lucha on us and hits an insane “Goodbye Cruel World” no hands plancha on D&D.JON tossed back in and TO peppers him with jabs and chops that back him into the corner. Wicked Left Hook O Doom weakens the knees, and TO bulldogs JON out of the corner. TO looks to go up top and it could be time for the Triple Six. Harper drags JON to his feet but JON grabs the ref and gives Harpy a mule kick. Harpy drops like a sack of rocks that had just been kicked in the testicles as JON continues to distract the ref. SH has since recovered and crotched TO on the top rope. To add insult to injury, SH blinds TO with an alcoholic mist that would do The Great Muta proud. JON hauls TO off the ropes and annihilates him with the Obliterator ~!!! for the win
WINNERS in 24:49 – Drink & Destroy
AX-MAN vs. SRIRAMThe two men come to the ring, the referee goes over the instructions and this one is under way. Sriram goes for the collar and elbow tie up, but Ax slaps him away and drops him with a vicious clothesline. Sriram hits the mat hard, Ax grabs his leg and drops an elbow across his knee, then drags him toward the corner ring post, but Sriram grabs hold of the ropes, Ax lets go of the leg and drops an elbow, but Sriram moves out of the way and reaches up and head scissors Ax, then sits up and drives his elbow into Ax face. Ax works and frees himself and spins quickly to his feet, Sriram sweeps the leg and takes Ax right back down, then pulls him to a sitting position and drives his knee into his back, pulls back on the arms and leans his weight on the back of Ax neck. Ax once again fights to his feet, and a test of strength ensues, but Sriram slips behind Ax and takes him over in a belly to back suplex for a two count. Sriram and Ax tear at each other and this turns into a surprisingly even match. Ax keeps working on Sriram’s knee, and Sriram keeps Ax grounded and works for a submission. The beginning of the end comes when Sriram charges into the corner hoping to catch Ax with a running boot to the face, but Ax moves and Sriram’s leg is left out to dry on the top rope, Ax springs off the bottom rope and drops an elbow on the leg driving it to the canvas at a brutal angle. Sriram writhes on the mat in pain, Ax pulls him to the center of the ring and locks on the figure four, Sriram struggles to get to the ropes, intense pain etched on his face, he tries, but can’t reach and is forced to tap.
WINNER in 29:20 – Ax-Man
THIM REYNOLDS vs. BLACKDRAGON – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchBD is all business as he waits for the champion to make it to the ring. This match has a fifteen minute time limit. Thim enters the ring and tosses title aside and goes after Dragon, Dragon is ready for Thim’s attack and takes him over with an arm drag, then hits the ropes and connects with a clothesline just as Thim gets to his feet. Thim springs up again and eats a drop kick that sends him into the corner. BD follows Thim in and blisters him with several chops to the chest, then tries a whip across the ring, but holds on and pulls Thim back chest first into the corner, catches Thim and hits a release German suplex. Thim quickly scales the ropes and lands a perfect diving head but, floats over and gets a two count. BD pulls Thim to his feet and whips him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Thim ducks the move, puts on the breaks and when BD spins around catches him with a kick to the mid section then plants him with a DDT. Thim pulls BD to a sitting position and lands a couple of stiff kicks to the back of his head, then hits the ropes and KILLS BD with a diving clothesline to the back of BD’s head that folds him in half and slams his forehead off of the canvas. Thim pulls BD back and grinds his forearm into BD’s jaw and gets a two count. Thim and Dragon keep up this frantic pace for the next ten minutes, neither man is able to keep a lengthy advantage. Thim goes for the Adjustment, but BD is too close to the ropes and manages to force the break. With less than a minute remaining, Thim pulls BD to his feet and sends him into the corner and charges in, but eats a boot to the face. With Thim staggered, Be climbs to the top rope, but Thim recovers in time and crotches him on the top rope. Showing great agility for a big man, Thim climbs up and superplexes BD as soon as they hit the mat, Thim keeps hold of BD’s head and rolls through and locks on the DRAGON SLEEPER! BE tries to fight it and get the draw, but the referee checks his hand and BD passes out just as the time expires
WINNER in 14:59 – Thim Reynolds
KZ vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchThe ring announcer draws breath, but hesitates as referee Angelo Barros hops out of the ring and runs up the aisle. The OOtron switches to a view of a backstage hallway that looks like a war zone. There are holes in the walls, a large portion of the ceiling has collapsed, and water sprays from pipes where a water fountain used to be. Speaking of the fountain, it flies across the hallway and adds another hole to the wall. L.D. Williams stumbles into the shot following the path of the fountain and leaving his own trail of blood. Behind him storms a raging Outback Jack. OBJ catches Williams from behind and spins him around, but Williams has picked up a pipe and it rings off of OBJ’s skull. OBJ drops to a knee, but doesn’t go down. As Williams lines up another shot, he’s distracted by Moosehead Jack and Gatorbait crashing through the wall. This gives OBJ the chance to block the pipe and drive a knee into Williams’ stomach. OBJ picks Williams up in the beginnings of a Dominator, then runs him face-first into the wall and drops him on his head. Angelo Barros arrives and checks on Williams as OBJ goes to help his partner.
OBJ clubs Moose in the back, stopping an attempted Heart Punch. Gator and OBJ each grab an arm and whip Moose into the wall. Moose stumbles back and OBJ picks him up for a back suplex. As OBJ drops Moose through a table, Gator adds to the impact with an elbow drop. Gator stands up and gets destroyed by a chair shot from Williams. OBJ turns around and Williams literally wraps the chair around his head. OBJ topples and Williams turns back to Gator and gets speared. Gator lifts Williams as he hits and drives him right through the curtain and into the arena. He drops Williams, but they get tangled up and roll down the ramp. As they hit the bottom, OBJ and Moose stumble through the curtain, their hands wrapped around each other’s neck. Moose lets go and drives a series of rabbit punches into OBJ’s heart, causing OBJ to let go. Moose drops OBJ with a DDT and drags him to the edge of the stage. Moose pulls OBJ to his feet and sets up a Heart Punch, but OBJ pills him off balance and levels him with a clothesline. OBJ stomps on Moose, and picks him up only to take a vicious low blow. OBJ doubles over, and Moose drives a knee into his face and runs his head into the wall. Meanwhile, Williams and Gator have both obtained chairs and are taking turns hitting each other. The sickening thuds and the streaming blood aren’t so bad, but the smiles…Eventually, Williams ducks a shot and Gator hits the ring post. Williams takes advantage and drives the chair into Gator’s midsection. Williams’s rolls into the ring and tears off the tag rope. He grabs Gator’s hands and ties them around the ring post, then slides out and picks up his chair. Angelo Barros attempts to stop him, but gets shoved aside. Williams threatens to swing and Gator spits at him, daring him to take the shot. Williams hesitates, then shrugs and slams the chair into Gator’s skull. Gator collapses against the ring post and Williams grabs both chairs and heads up the aisle. Williams tosses one chair to Moose, who has OBJ staggered. KZ wind up…Conchairto!! The sound echoes through the arena and the crowd goes silent. OBJ teeters, takes a couple of stumbling steps, then throws back his head and howls in rage. Moose and Williams both take a step back and shake their heads in disbelief. They line up another shot but are stopped by a horde of security and most of the locker room.
WINNERS -No Contest in approximately 12:00.
After the match, EMTS untie Gator from the ring post as kz are herded backstage. Some brave members of security approach OBJ when he falls to one knee, but another roar sends them scurrying. Finally, Wally B. King and Gatorbait manage to calm OBJ enough to get him backstage.
ALTRAGEOUS vs. UNCLE ENTITY – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchIt’s Altrageous against Uncle Entity for the OOWF Intercontinental Title…..Both men enter the ring, Chris Alt accompanied by Sugar and Spice. Entity checks around for the rest of the 3 Piece Set, drawing a laugh from Alt. Suddenly, Entity takes Alt off his feet with a surprise clothesline, sending Sugar and Spice scrambling out of the ring to get clear! Your referee, Sterling Glaw, decides this is as good a time as any and starts the match! Entity keeps it on the mat, peppering the champ with sharp lefts and rights, Alt covers up, so Uncle Entity drops a elbow to the mid-section, and then grabs a leg – he rolls Alt to his belly, going for a ½ Boston Crab! Alt is fast to make it to the ropes, Glaw calls for the break – Entity complies, but only after giving Alt a stomp on the back. Alt gets up complaining to the referee, but Glaw isn’t having any of it – which draws even more complaints from S&S…. Alt and Entity lock up collar and elbow, Entity overpowers Alt, but Alt yells about a hair pull, so referee Glaw gives UE a warning. They circle, Alt ducks out of a lock up and smacks Entity with a chop to the chest – second chop, third, then Entity reverses and hits a couple chops of his own, and Alt bails to the outside for some TLC from Sugar and Spice….. Glaw gets to 7 before Entity gets fed up and exits the ring to confront Alt – Sugar gets in his face, and shield the champ, and as soon as Entity make a move to get around her, Alt gives him the classic Greco-roman eye poke, and then slams the challenger’s head on the ring apron! Alt stays on the offense (and on the outside), driving a knee into Entity’s gut, and then ramming his back into the side of the ring. Glaw gets to 8 before Alt rolls Entity back into the ring. Alt start focusing his offense on Entity’s back and neck, culminating with a butterfly suplex into a backbreaker over the champ’s knee. With Entity writhing in pain on the mat, Alt plays to the crowd and goes for a nonchalant cover, but only gets a one. This time he goes for a full cover, and again UE kicks out at one. Alt now looks pissed, picks Entity up and then drives him back over his knee with another backbreaker, covers and hooks a leg – KICK OUT AT ONE! Alt can’t believe it, and starts screaming at the referee. He then grabs Entity in a blatant choke, letting go right at the last second. Alt then sits Entity up, bounces off the far ropes connects with a Mr. Perfect-esque tumbling neck snap. Cover, and AGAIN Entity kicks out before the three! Alt Is completely fed up, picks Entity up to his feet, slaps him and goes for The Prag – Entity counters out of the move and whips Alt to the ropes, Alt comes back wit ha clothesline, Entity ducks, kicks Alt in the gut and PLANTS him with a DDT. Both men are down, but Entity gets to a corner and pulls himself up – Alt is back to his feet, charges Entity looking for a spear in the corner, but Entity moves – Alt stops himself short of hitting the post, but Entity hooks him from behind and connects with a release German suplex! Alt is down in the middle of the ring!
Before UE can capitalize, Spice is up on the apron, distracting the referee, Entity makes a step toward her to chase he off, and Sugar jumps him from behind, clawing at his eyes! Blinded, Entity is a sitting duck as Alt gets to his feet and drives Entity back first into the corner – then Alt staggers back, holding his eye and howling at the referee! As Sterling Glaw checks on the champ, Sugar and Spice each grab a leg and yank Entity crotch first into the post – Alt is suddenly cured, pulls Entity into the center of the ring and locks on The Prag – Entity fights for a second, but is forced to tap….
WINNER in 13:11 – Altrageous Chris Alt!
Post match, Sugar and Spice taunt Entity, who suddenly takes a swipe at Sugar – Alt responds with a running boot to the top of the head, and Spice kicks him low again! Sugar pulls out a pair of handcuffs – Alt punches away while S&S lock one side on Entity’s wrist – before they can get the other side hooked to the rope, it’s CAPELLAN, hopping the rail and jumping over the top rope! Alt sees him coming and he and his entourage bail before Cap can reach him.
CHRIS COLE vs. APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCEApocalyptic Existence comes out and waits in the corner, Cole is announced and he slowly makes his way to the ring, pausing to point at AE and laugh at the rookie. Cole slowly circles the ring and climbs on the apron and slowly gets into the ring trying to psyche out the newcomer. Cole takes off the title and holds it up and motions for AE to meet him in the center of the ring, AE does not move. This infuriates Cole who storms to the corner AE is in still holding the title, before he can get there, AE springs out of the corner and super kicks the title belt back into Cole’s face, opening a gash on his forehead, the referee calls for the bell and this one is underway! AE pulls a dazed Cole to his feet and sends him to the ropes, then elevates him and drops him across his knee knocking all the wind out of Cole. Once again on his feet, AE whips Cole hard into the corner, Cole hits chest first and staggers backward, and eats an enzuguri to the back of the head that sends him right back into the corner face first. AE grabs Cole and pulls him to his feet, before he can do anything Cole rakes the eyes. AE staggers across the ring, and Cole sits on the second rope waiting to pounce. As AE turns back around, Cole leaps, and AE catches him with a spine buster! AE is feeling it now, he pulls Cole to his feet and sends him to the ropes and pulls him up in a tilt a whirl, then drops him across his knee, AE then pulls Cole up, calls for it, and hits the VERTEBREAKER! HOLY SHIT! AE falls on Cole, one…two….thr….NO! Altrageous is in the ring and pastes AE in the back of the head with the Intercontinental Title. Referee Sterling Glaw calls for the immediate DQ
WINNER in 11:09 – Apocalyptic Existence
Soon Firechild is in the ring and he and Alt put the boots to AE, Cole is slowly getting to his feet, he grabs the IC title and pastes AE in the face with it. Just then, Capellan hits the ring and Alt leaps over the top rope and Capellan gives chase through the crowd. Firechild and Cols still pummel the rookie, when suddenly the lights go out
BONG
BONG
WOOF!
The lights come back on and UnderDawg is standing in the middle of the ring. Firechild tries to attack, but he gets a big boot for his trouble. UD grabs FC by the throat and pulls him up for a choke slam, but he is saved when Cole nails UD in the back of the head with the title dropping Dawg to one knee. Firechild climbs the top rope while Cole holds Dawg, but as leaps, Apocalyptic Existence catches him with a brutal clothesline that slams Firechild to the mat. UD breaks Cole’s grip and spins around, grabs Cole by the throat and delivers a devastating chokeslam! Cole and Firechild slither under the bottom rope for safety, UD and AE turn and look at one another, then bump knuckles in a sign of solidarity. UD raises AE’s arm in victory and we fade to black.
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