Post by mooseheadjack on Jul 1, 2008 14:44:08 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Three Way, Tennessee
THE KNIFE vs. CORNPONE KENNY
The Knife is making his OOWF debut against local boy Cornpone “King of the Mountain” Kenny the local TVAWA, Tennessee Valley Authority Wrestling Association brass knuckles champion. The Knife makes his way to the ring glad-handing the people along ringside. As Knife gets into the ring, Kenny attacks him with a flurry of punches to the back of the head. Kenny tries a whip, but Knife reverses it and catches Kenny wit ha belly to belly suplex that sends Kenny across the ring. As Kenny gets to his feet, Knife knees him in the mid section and hauls him up in a vertical suplex, then reverses it to a jackhammer! Cover gets a two count. Both men get to their feet and Kenny swings wildly, and Knife easily avoids it, and connects with a nice drop kick to the jaw. Kenny slides under the bottom rope to regroup, but Knife slides under the ropes and spins him around and crotches him on the metal guard rail. Knife then takes a few steps back, gets a running start and leaps onto the guard rail and kicks Kenny in the back of the head, driving his forehead onto the guardrail. Knife leaps to the floor, and then clotheslines a woozy Kenny off of the guardrail. Knife rolls Kenny back into the ring and waits for him to get to his feet, as he stands up, Knife hits the SLASH to the back of the head sending Kenny staggering toward the ropes, as he rebounds, Knife hits the STAB, KO’ing Kenny. Knife covers and gets the three count.
WINNER in 4:12 – The Knife
BLACKDRAGON, APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCE & ECOSYSTEM vs. AX-MAN, SRIRAM & FIRECHILD
Ax, Sriram and Firechild wait in the ring, Ax and Firechild eyeball each other warily. Dragon, Eco and AE storm the ring and the fight is immediately on! Ax and Blackdragon tumble between the ropes and battle it out on the floor, exchanging chops and punches. Inside the ring, Sriram and Firechild try a double whip of AE and Eco, but they reverse the whip, AE catches Sriram with a DDT, but Firechild catches Eco with a knee lift. Before Firechild can capitalize though, AE nearly clotheslines him out of his boots. Firechild and Eco tumble out of the ring and they brawl on the floor. That leaves Sriram and AE inside the ring. AE pulls Sriram to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches and elevates him straight into the air, and lets him crash down on his knee. As Sriram writhes in pain on the mat, AE hits the ropes and lands a perfect diving elbow drop to the throat. On the outside, Ax is holding Eco for Firechild, but as FC winds up for the shot, Eco moves and FC catches Ax in the mouth. Ax is pissed, he shoves FC backward, and he stumbles right into Blackdragon, who nails FC with a German suplex through the table. On the inside, AE clotheslines Sriram over the top rope, then gets a running start and leaps over the top rope and drops a leg across Sriram’s head, smashing his face into the floor. Sriram comes up bloody. The referee realizes he is losing control of this one, and starts the ten count. None of the men appear to notice it in the least, and they are all counted out of the ring.
WINNERS – double count out in 9:56
THE HALFRICAN AMERICANS & THE NEW ORIGINAL NEW CLASSIC BLACKJACKS 2000 vs. DRINK & DESTROY & THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE
Its tag team action as the Halfrican Americans and The New Original New Classic Blackjacks 2000 lock up with Drink and Destroy and The Devil’s Brigade! Your referee is none other than Angelo Barros…. Both teams are anxious to get at each other, but the ref keeps them separated until each side send in one man – Stank and Tommy O’Neill. They circle, Stank stalking the smaller man… Stank lunges, O’Neill avoids and hits a stinging right jab. Stank rubs the side of his jaw, makes a fast step toward O’Neill who again uses his speed to duck under the big man’s grasp and fire off a pair of right jabs. O’Neill gets a smile on his face and gives Stank the “c’mon get some” gesture. Stank moves in, makes another attempt for the collar and elbow, O’Neill ducks out, but Stank is ready and clubs Tommy in the back, driving him to the mat! Stomp in the back by Stank, off the ropes and Tommy barely avoids a splash, rolling all the way to his corner! Both men are quickly to their feet ad O’Neill reaches up and tags in Spin Hansen. Hansen simply charges across the ring at Stank, throwing windmill punches! Stank covers up from the sudden flurry, while Hansen is screaming “I’m GONNA KILL YOU ALL!” Harper Camby is cheering him on, Tommy is looking at Harper with a “No, ye didn’t” expression - and Josh O’Neal looking confused... Stank weathers the storm, catching a wild swing by Spin and turning into an Irish whip into the corner, and is right behind the move, avalanche clothesline in the corner! Stank sets up, waiting for Spin to fall… Spin takes a step out of the corner, shakes his head… lets out a howl and charges! Stank avoids Spin again, catches him in belly to belly throw and tags in Fly! Fly climbs to the top and hits a springboard leg drop on Hansen. Cover, Spin tosses Fly about 6’ in the air! Roaring, Spin grabs Fly by the throat and tosses him into the heel corner. Hansen charges in, takes a boot from Fly that doesn’t even seem to faze him, and start clubbing the “Halfrican Dream” down in the corner. Barros is there with the 5 count, demanding that Spin let his opponent out of the corner. At 4, Hansen whirls around, blood in his eyes, but Josh blind tags in! Hansen glares at Josh – Camby and TO are yelling for him to get out of the ring – Spin takes a ragged breath, climbs out onto the apron and starts pacing….
Josh takes over on Fly, keeping up the power offense that his partner started – short arm clothesline, spine buster, then a double stomp to the back. Josh pick Fly up into a torture rack, really pouring on the punishment – Nayr leaps off the top turnbuckle with a drop-kick before Fly can submit, freeing his partner from the hold! Barros gets the luchadore out of the ring, allowing josh to pick Fly up in a full nelson, drag him over for a tag from Harper Camby. Using the whole 5 count, Camby pummels Fly with body shots while Josh keeps him locked in the full nelson. Camby picks up Fly and gorilla presses him overhead, does 3 reps, then launches Fly into the air to crash hard to the mat. Camby taunts the baby face corner, getting Stank to start in, and while Barros cuts him off, Camby puts his foot across Fly’s throat and starts choking him out, stepping off just as the ref turns around. Camby whips Fly into the ropes, goes for a big boot – Fly ducks, off the opposite ropes, Fly drop-kicks Camby in the knees, and Camby hits the mat hard! Fly staggers to his feet, and another basement drop-kick, this time right between the eyes! Capslock, Stank and Nayr and screaming for the tag, Fly groggily gets to his feet….Camby takes a swipe at Fly, but misses as Fly moonwalks (yup, MOONWALKS) to his corner for the blind tag by FC Capslock! The crowd explodes as Capslock climbs in the ring (and Fly collapses to the outside)! Capslock is all over Camby, with forearm shots that drive the Brigade’s powerhouse into the neutral corner. FCC drives a shoulder into Camby’s stomach, and then a second hard shoulder. Before Angelo can get over, FCC grabs Camby and hits a sit out spine buster out of the corner! FCC gets to the second turnbuckle, and Vader splashes Camby! COVER! 1 -2 - - - Josh O’Neal pulls Capslock off! The referee turns to get the illegal man out of the ring, Josh holds up his hands to back off, then kicks FC in the head! This brings in Stank, who is met by a recovered Camby – all four men are brawling in center ring, Fly gets back on the apron, only to have Tommy O’Neill take him out with a dive between the ropes, taking both men to the floor to brawl! Then with a primal scream, Spin Hansen hits the ring! Before Spin can focus on anyone, Nayr picks him moment, springboards to the top rope and dives at Hansen with a flying cross body – and Spin CATCHES HIM! Spin presses Nayr to shoulder height, lines up on Stank, and it looks like a repeat of the Lawn Dart Incident – yup! Spin hurls Nayr at Stank! But Stank CATCHES NAYR! Struck with some inspiration, Stank tosses his partner at Camby, who casually catches him and with a running step, throws him at FC Capslock! Capslock catches Nayr and with a half(ling) spin, frisbees the smaller man at Josh O’Neal, who simply catches him and presses him at Stank! Stank throws him back at Spin Hansen, who catches Nayr, backs up two step and makes a running toss at FC! Nayr is pretty shaken up, Angelo Barros looks…amused, so FC gets set, and press-throws Nayr at Camby! Meanwhile, Tommy O’Neill is tearing Fly apart with a combination of hard punches and punishing submissions of questionable ethics, like the mike cord choke, content on breaking down Fly while the action in the ring keeps the ref distracted. Finally, Tommy gets Fly up against the ring post, and throws the Wicked Left Hook – but at the last second, Fly blocks and plants Tommy face first on the steel steps! Both men are DOWN! But, back to the ring and our game of “Toss the Midg…er Halfling”, Spin gets tired of the game and instead of throwing the now semi-conscious Nayr, simply uses him as a ram and slams him into Stank! Camby uses the opportunity to jump Stank from behind, FC suddenly clotheslines Josh to the mat and starts wailing away, and Spin eventually runs out of gas and sits down in the center of the ring, too wasted to finish off Nayr. Angelo Barros hopes the crowd liked this wild finish, but he has no choice…..
WINNER - At 28:17 – NO CONTEST!
(Oh, and FC Capslock wins the toss contest with 8 catches to 7 for Stank, 7 for Josh, and 6 for Spin - who dropped him)
THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER
The Chickenshit Heels enter the ring to a chorus of boos. JA pauses to soak them up while AA finishes off a sandwich, wipes his hands off on his pants and tapes his fists up. TFDU enter, both wearing commemorative black SI '62-'06 armbands and are immediately assaulted from behind on the stage by Ron Simmons and Ric Flair, Flair clotheslines GB down, removed his official Flair's Sandwich Shoppe apron and chokes him with it. OBJ head butts Simmons away and pulls Flair off GB. GB hits Flair with a stiff kick and TTFDU run into the ring and slide under the ropes. TCH immediately go to work stomping them before they get a chance to stand. GB sweeps AA's feet out from under him and climbs up leveling JA with a forearm and OBJ is allowed to stand as well. TTFDU throw AA out of the ring and OBJ goes to work on Johnny while Gator takes his place on the apron. After some back-and-forth from OBJ and JA, Johnny gains the upper hand and tosses Jack into the corner. He runs and hits a lariat in the corner and suplexes Jack into the center of the ring. He climbs up and leaps off to deliver a Savage elbow, Jack rolls out of the way at the last moment and crawls over, and tags Gator. GB starts to get into the ring when, from behind, he is brutally punched in the kidneys! He falls backwards and Jesus is putting the boots to him. AA and JA double-team OBJ in the ring. They hit a double high hanging suplex. AA picks OBJ up and lifts him onto his shoulders. Johnny goes up to the top rope and hits the Doomsday Device! Johnny rolls OBJ over and goes for the pin, but Jack isn't the legal man. The ref refuses to count. AA goes to chew out the referee when Gatorbait slides in and hits the CHOMP TO ATTITUDE ADJUSTER~! JA gets up off of OBJ and grabs GB for the ADRENALINE RUSH~! But no! Reversal! Gatorbait hits the CROCODILE HUNTER MEMORIAL CHOMP TO JOHNNY ADRENALINE~! Pin, 1, 2, 3! Gator helps Jack up and they celebrate their victory.
WINNERS in 12:10 – The Team From Down Under
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. CONCRETE TG
Both men make their entrances and meet face to face in center ring. After a stare down, Canadian Dragon offers his hand. Concrete TG doesn’t break eye contact, but accepts the handshake. Both men head back to their corners and referee Junior Hale calls for the bell.
They lock up, and Concrete gets the advantage, moving into a hammer lock. Dragon with a standing switch. Concrete does the same, releases the arm, and hits a release German suplex. Dragon flips through and lands on his feet. Dragon attempts a clothesline from behind but Concrete ducks. Dragon puts on the brakes and lashes out with a back kick, but Concrete catches the leg. Dragon demonstrates his flexibility by making almost a full rotation around the leg and nailing Concrete with an enzugiri. Dragon off the ropes with a dropkick to the face followed by an elbow drop that misses. Concrete rolls to his feet and hits a knee lift on Dragon as he gets up. The chain wrestling continues for several minutes, with neither man able to gain a prolonged advantage. At about the fourteen minute mark, Concrete grabs an arm bar, and Dragon reverses it. Dragon adds an extra rotation, and Concrete runs up the turnbuckles, flips out of the arm bar, and turns the landing into an arm drag. He holds on to the arm, drops a leg across Dragon’s throat, and goes for a cross arm breaker. Dragon blocks the move, and manages to get enough leverage to roll Concrete up for two. Concrete gets to his feet slightly faster and catches Dragon with an arm drag. A second arm drag, followed by a dropkick sends Dragon to the outside. Concrete hits the ropes and attempts a no-hands plancha, but Dragon sidesteps and Concrete hits the guard rail. Dragon thinks about tossing him into the steps, but pivots at the last instant and tosses him into the ring, following with a slingshot leg drop and a cover for two. Dragon picks Concrete up and sets up the Canadian Destroyer, but Concrete backdrops out and stuns Dragon with a knee drop to the temple. Concrete slings Dragon to the ropes, leapfrogs a return charge, and catches him with a tilt-a whirl backbreaker. Concrete tosses Dragon into the corner an chops away before setting him on the top rope. Concrete tries to set up a superplex, but Dragon shoves him off. Concrete springs back up and runs up the turnbuckles Kurt Angle style, but Dragon delivers a palm strike that knocks him back to the mat. Concrete is slower to get up this time, and as he does, Dragon leaps, catching Concrete on the way by – CANADIAN DESTROYER!! The move takes it’s toll on both men, and it takes a moment for Dragon to cover, but Concrete is too dazed to kick out as Junior Hale counts three.
WINNER in 18:26, Canadian Dragon.
THIM REYNOLDS vs. UNCLE ENTITY – Onslaught Championship Match
As TR hands his belt to the ref, UE clubs him from behind. He stomps away at him then chokes him in the ropes. The ref gives him a warning and he backs away. TR pulls himself up and UE rushes into a boot to the gut. TR flap jacks him hard to the mat. TR goes for the Reflex O’ Lock early and UE uses his first rope break. He argues with the ref and says it was unintentionally, which allows TR to murder him with a high and tight German Suplex for 2. A series of clothesline keep UE on the defensive. Hard Irish whip into the corner, but UE manages to go low with a drop kick as TR comes charging in. UE again puts the boots to TR then sits TR up before blasting him in the face with a basement drop kick for two. UE drives TR’s knee into the mat twice before attempting an STF. TR gouges his eyes to break the hold then levels him with a vicious left arm lariat. TR grabs UE, but UE punches him in the knee and takes him down with a single leg sweep. TR staggers back to his feet and UE drops him with a clothesline and follows up with a knee drop to the temple for 2. UE presses the assault and maneuvers TR into the ropes where he beats the holy hell out of the big man’s leg while using the ropes liberally. The ref finally threatens to penalize him a rope break, so UE backs off only to charge forward a moment later. TR catches him in mid leap however and nearly slams him through the mat with a spine buster. TR brings the technical violence and works over the back with before hitting a back breaker across the good knee for 2. TR continues the assault, but UE slips free and chop blocks him. Rebounds off the ropes, UE boots him in the face twice. On the third try, TR springs up with a shoulder tackle that puts UE flat on his back. TR lands bad on the knee however and can’t capitalize. UE smells blood and goes after the knee and locks in a deep single leg crab that forces TR into the ropes for his first rope break. UE goes back to the knee but TR kicks him off and drills him to the mat with a huge belly to belly suplex. A brutal series of kicks knot up UE’s back and TR locks in a surfboard. UE wiggles free and lands in pinning combination. TR breaks the pin fall by bridging up, but the knee gives out on him and UE pins him again for another close 2. UE baseball slides TR in the ribs and sends him to the ground below with a sickening thud. LUCHA UE takes to the air with a twisting sling shot plancha. UE muscles TR up from a knee breaker across the steel stairs. UE slides back in and demands a count out. TR manages to pull himself in at eight and TR is relentless with his attack. Dragon screw leg whip is immediately followed up with a leg lace. TR pummels him in the side of his head with a boot to break the hold. TR lays into him with heavy chops and several head butts before whipping him hard chest first into the turnbuckles. TR immediately catches him with a clothesline to the back of the head. On one leg, TR hurls UE over head with a dangerous back drop driver for 2. They exchange holds for a minute until UE pays TR back with a neck wrenching back suplex that folds TR in half. Pin fall only gets 2 though and UE attacks the knee with a few stomps before climbing the furthest turnbuckles. UE comes off the top and delivers a beautiful diving guillotine leg drop from 3/4 of the way across the ring TR barely gets his foot on the ropes at 2. UE attempts an arm bar, but TR rolls through with it, hip tosses him and then caves in his chest with a brutal kick. TR goes for the leg, but UE kicks him away. TR grabs it again and UE attempts another enziguri, but TR ducks, grabs the other leg and kills him with a wheel barrow suplex that remarkably only gets a two. TR pulls UE to his feet only to get a jaw breaker and a flurry of punches punctuated with kick-wham-DDT for a long 2. UE stalks and attempts the Soul Driver~!!! but TR counters into a waist lock, which UE blocks picks the leg and grabs a deep knee lock. TR reaches for the ropes, thinks better of it, and manages to kick free. UE lunges for the leg, TR dodges and UE eats a kick to the face. Deep seated Boston Crab follows and UE’s back explodes with renewed pain. He grabs the ropes for the break and both men are down to one break each. Weary, they slug away at one another in the middle of the ring and UE somehow gets the advantage and whips TR into the corner. TR hot shots UE over his head, but UE lands on the second rope and kicks TR in the stomach. Asai DDT attempt, but TR counters into a DDT, rolls through and locks in a variation of the Neck Cracker~!!! UE fights for a rope break but can’t quite reach it and is forced to tap.
WINNER in 14:39 and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – Thim Reynolds
KZ vs. WCW – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
Westgaard and Wilder come to the ring first, they are relaxed and glad-handing with the fans. They finally get into the ring and wait. Westgaard stretches in the corner and Wilder bounces off the ropes. Kz’s music hits and Williams and Moose storm the ring, sliding under the ropes and immediately attacking. Williams attacks Westgaard in the corner and catches him with some stiff shots to the face. Moose grabs Wilder and throws him between the ropes to the floor. Jack follows Wilder to the floor and grabs him by the head and bounces his head off the table. Jack stalks Wilder, but Wilder turns and catches Jack with a spin kick to the side of the head, staggering him a moment, then Wilder leaps on the railing and springs backward catching Moose just above the eye with a wicked elbow. Jack hits the floor and when he comes up, he has a nasty gash above his eye that is bleeding heavily. Inside the ring, Williams and Westgaard square off boxing style and trade punches to the jaw. The action gets more intense, and as the crowd cheers, Westgaard gets the upper hand and grabs Williams and hammers away hockey style. Williams puts a stop to that with a knee to the mid section. Williams grabs Westgaard and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a clothesline, then hits the ropes and drops a knee across Westgaard’s chest, then mounts him and pounds away at his head. Meanwhile the referee has finally regained a little bit of control and has ordered Moose and Wilder to their corners, Moose is wiping blood from his eye, but jumps to the corner and calls for Williams. LDW pulls Westgaard to his feet and whips him into the corner, then turns and attacks Wilder. Jack grabs JWW and pounds his forehead. Williams turns back around and charges into the corner and catches JWW with a wicked knee to the mid section then tags Moose in, Jack comes in and drops an elbow across JWW’s throat then chokes him until the referee threatens the DQ. Jack pulls Westgaard to his feet, and hauls him up in a vertical suplex. Jack floats over and immediately claws at Westgaard’s eyes, not even trying for the pin. Jack pulls JWW up and holds his arms and tags in Williams, Williams comes off the ropes with an elbow right to JWW’s nose. JWW drops to one knee, Williams spits at Wilder, then turns back to Westgaard, JWW fires a couple of shots into Williams mid section then shoots Williams to the ropes and catches him with a drop toe hold that hangs LDW on the ropes, with the referee distracted, Wilder springs off the second rope and drops a leg down across the back of Williams head. JWW tags in Wilder, who climbs to the top rope and waits perched on the top. As Williams gets to his feet, Wilder jumps trying for a cross body block, Williams catches him, but as he swings around, the referee eats a boot to the face. Williams slams Wilder and hits the ropes for a knee drop, but Wilder kips up and catches Williams with a hurracarana and leaps over to make the tag to Westgaard. JWW charges into the ring and levels LDW with a cross check and covers LDW. Moose comes in to break it up but eats a super kick from Wilder, then Wilder clotheslines them both over the top rope. Westgaard pulls Williams up and hauls him up for the Ice Auger, but before he can hit the move, The Chickenshit Heels hit the ring and attack. Johnny attacks Westgaard with a chair, and AA stays on the outside and he and Jack stomp a mud hole into Wilder, Jack whips Wilder toward AA and AA kicks him low and nails him with a gordbuster on the floor! Inside the ring, Williams pulls Westgaard to his feet and holds him, and Johnny swings the chair for Westgaard’s head, but JWW moves and Johnny CLOCKS Williams sending him out of the ring to the floor, Williams is split wide open on the outside. Johnny looks around in confusion, the referee is still down, so he grabs Westgaard and clotheslines him to the mat, then pulls him up for an Adrenaline Rush. Before he can finish that, The Team From Down Under hit the ring, Outback Jack slams Johnny in the head with a barbed wire boomerang sending him to the floor. On the outside, Gator slams a chair across AA’s head and leaves him lying. Moose hits the ring and goes after Jack, but Jack rakes the barbed wire boomerang across Moose’s eyes. As Jack staggers around the ring, Gatorbait slides inside and the Aussies nearly cut Moose in half with the Call of the Wild! The Aussies leave the ring and they chase The Chickenshit Heels up the ramp to the back. Westgaard gets to his feet and sees Moose lying nearly unconscious, he grabs Moose, pulls him to his feet and hits the ICE AUGER! JWW covers and gets the one….two….THREE! Wilder lunges and stops Williams just as he is about to get back into the ring! NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
WINNERS in 23:49 and NEW OOWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS - wCw
ALTRAGEOUS vs. ERIC O’MAC – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
These guys have been here before and have done it all before and they know each other very well so there's no holding back. Right from the bell this isn't a wrestling match it's a fight - and even under the OOWF's pretty relaxed rules the ref gives several warnings to both men. After a few minutes of back and forth action Eric goes for a spinning heel kick but get caught by Alt who throws the leg up and over, causing Eric to follow, landing awkwardly on his face. Never one to pass up a golden opportunity Alt simply elbows Eric on the back of his neck, picks him up and whips him hard into the corner - following that up with stiff clothesline and a bulldog. Alt has got Eric staggered and is just about to hit the Spinal Contusion when Queen hits the PA and Capellan appears at the top of the ramp waving what appears to be a contract for an Intercontinental Title shot . . . Alt drop Eric and moves over to the side of the ring nearest to Capellan, who comes down right next to ringside and begins carefully reading his contract. Alt is screaming at Capellan while the ref is checking on Eric when Capellan turns around and waffles Alt with the clipboard - Alt is more shocked than hurt and Capellan is by now simply laughing at Alt and walking back up the ramp. Right before his head explodes in rage Alt flips himself out of the ring and begins running up the ramp after Capellan. Cap just sees Alt in time and ducks the clothesline before slipping through the curtain and heading backstage. Alt is truly pissed this time though and heads through the curtain after Capellan. Meanwhile in the ring Eric has by now regained his footing and is looking ready to get back into the match but finds he no longer has an opponent. The ref has no choice but to count Alt out of the match.
WINNER by count out, in 8.39, Eric O'Mac . . . but still Intercontinental Champion, Altrageous
CHRIS COLE vs. SERAPH – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Seraph waits in the ring in his usual calm expressionless way. Finally, Chris Cole emerges from behind the curtain, full of pomp and circumstance, pyros and Master of Puppets. It takes Cole a full five minutes to make it to ringside, as he shows off the OOWF title to the fans in Three Way. Of course the fans hate Cole, and litter the entry way with garbage. Cole claims he won’t work in that environment and threatens to leave, but eventually changes his mind. Cole gets to the apron, demands that referee Sterling Glaw open the ropes for him, and steps into the ring. Cole hands Glaw the belt, then takes it back and cleans it, as if Glaw had tarnished it. Cole eventually hands the belt to the timekeeper, but orders him not to touch it. Now, finally, we’re about to get under way. Surprisingly, once the match is underway, we get 10 good minutes of psychology and mat wrestling. A 5-star classic, I tell you! Ric Flair versus Bob Backlund! But this writer know his limitations, so you’re not getting any play-by-play. At least until Cole pokes Seraph in the eyes, then runs him shoulder-first into the ring post, and we’re into some good old American heel beat down! Cole goes through a deliberate offense, mixes sharp elbows, body slams, suplexes and assorted illegal acts. Cole goes Old School and unwraps the tape from his wrist and chokes out Seraph. Glaw checks and Cole claims a sleeper hold. Glaw doesn’t buy it, so Cole breaks, whips Seraph into the ropes and ties Seraph back into the tape-assisted sleeper. Seraph goes down to one knee. Arm drops once, arm drops twice, arm drops a NO! Seraph uses the cheers of the fans to get back to his feet, hits a couple of elbows and suplexes Cole to break the hold! Both men are down and Glaw starts a dual 10-count. Cole rolls out of the ring. Seraph staggers to his feet, sees Cole outside and nails Cole with a baseball slide from inside out. The brawl is on outside the ring! Seraph tosses Cole into the steps, barrier and the announce tables before somehow the ref manages to get them back inside. Seraph goes for the Sharpshooter! Cole fights to the ropes and gets the break, then rolls out of the ring again. Again, Seraph follows, but this time Cole sees him coming and pokes Seraph in the eyes. Seraph rolls back into the ring and
BONG
BONG
WOOF!
Underdawg emerges from behind the curtain and stares down Cole. Cole starts yelling at UD and begins walking up the ramp. Glaw, meanwhile, has the count up to five. When it hits seven, UD points to the ring. Cole turns around to see Glaw count eight. Cole races back to the ring, but Glaw hits 10 and calls for the bell just as Cole slides into the ring.
WINNER in 17:22, by Countout, Seraph
Cole can’t believe he’s lost, and gets nose-to-nose with Glaw. Glaw argues back. Cole is so intense that he doesn’t realize Seraph is standing behind him. Seraph taps him on the shoulder. Cole turns around slowly and winces. Seraph with a belly-to-belly suplex! Clothesline! Clothesline! Clothesline! Coles bails out of the ring, grabs his belt and races toward the ramp…where he runs straight into Underdawg! UD stares down Cole. Coles turns to go back toward the ring, but Seraph is standing directly behind him. UD with a heavy overhand right. Cole ping-pongs between UD and Seraph before UD kicks Cole in the gut and goes for the Fire Hydrant Piledriver. But Firechild runs out to prevent that, hammering UD in the back with a chair. That allows FC to grab Cole and run him to the back with no further damage. UD and Seraph stand in the aisle, arms raised together, soaking in the cheers.
UNDERDAWG vs. CAPELLAN – Winner keeps his title shot
Sterling Glaw is YOUR referee!
Crowd pops for Capellan, but pops HUGE when they hear....
BONG
BONG
WOOF!
Capellan nearly jumps out of his shorts when Underdawg appears in the center of the ring, and we're underway. Elbow-collar tie-up to start, 'Dawg with a huge size advantage, lifting Capellan up and tossing him to the corner. Caps hits the corner back first but pin balls right back at 'dawg, attempting a crossbody but Dawg catches him. He swings caps up for an early FIREPLUG driver but Caps squirms down behind him and dropkicks Dawg in the back. Dawg staggers, then falls to a knee when Caps attacks a knee. Caps then kicks the hamstrings a couple of times to immobilize Dawg before going for the ASAI MOONSAULT LEGDROP on Dawg, actually putting him to the mat! Caps celebrates only briefly as he puts some boots to Dawg's ribs, rolling him over for a cover. 1, 2, Dawg shoves Caps off and almost clear out of the ring. Caps back to his feet, attempting some more aerial offense but is again plucked out of midair by Dawg - this time by the seat of his pants! Caps flails wildly, but has no leverage whatsoever! Dawg gets his other arm under Caps and tries to wrap him up for the DAWGMISSION but again Caps wiggles out, somehow wrapped around 'dawg's torso in a Dragonlock. Dawg stumbles around the ring, not sure what to do next, but he doesn't have to wonder long as Firechild plasters 'dawg square in the snout with a springboard missile dropkick! 'Dawg drops Caps and staggers away as Alt and Cole hit the ring and stomp Caps into the ground. A furious Glaw calls for the bell.
WINNER - No Contest at 7:36
After the Match, Glaw calls the refs and security in the ring and tries to break everything up. He gives an earful to Altrageous who blows him off. 3Piece Set get about halfway up the ramp and pause. Inside the ring Capellan and UnderDawg are both on their feet glaring at 3Piece Set and daring them to come back. Cole produces a mic:
CC:Yeah, see it ain’t happening, I am sure you two losers would like nothing better than for the Set to come back to the ring. Sure, let’s just march down there so we can take a chance of being injured by you two unprofessional clowns. In case you haven’t noticed, we are something you two will never be, we are champions. And there is no way in hell, no way on God’s Green Earth that the Set is gonna dirty ourselves with you two again!
Alt: That’s right! Cap, Dawg, you can kiss your shots goodbye! The rules said that the WINNER keeps his title shot! Neither of you won, which I know a couple of losers such as yourself are used to, so NEITHER of you gets the shot! How ya like that?
<3Piece Set celebrate and laugh maniacally at Capellan and UnderDawg who seethe in the ring, their celebration is short lived>
Whoah whoah whoah WHOAH! Last time I checked the job descriptions around here went like this, GM the Rick. Colossal Douchebags, 3Piece Set. In case you boys have forgotten, I make the rules around here, I make the matches around here, and you three will do what I say. If you don’t like it, I hear they are hiring up north. Now, yes, the stip on the match was winner gets the title shot. And, while there was no winner, thanks to timely interference by 3Piece Set, by my account, there was also not a loser. Therefore, I am not stripping EITHER man of their shots. <huge applause, 3Piece Set goes ballistic> So, at Hell on Earth II is will remain, Altrageous defending his Intercontinental title against Capellan in an Onslaught Rules Hell in the Cell, and Chris Cole defending the OOWF World Heavyweight Title against UnderDawg.
But wait! There’s more! Since 3Piece Set likes to interfere wherever they see fit, and since 3Piece Set ruined a perfectly good match tonight, I think it is only fair that we get a high quality match next week. And since this week we had Underdawg versus Capellan, it only seems fair that next week we have ……
Chris Cole versus Altrageous!
<3Piece Set now stare blankly for a moment before erupting>
And to make sure there is no shenanigans, how bout, inside the ring, Capellan is our special guest referee, and outside the ring, Underdawg is special enforcer. Yeah, I like the sound of that, BOOK IT!
<as we fade to black we see 3Piece Set going apoplectic on the ramp, while UD and Cap celebrate in the ring>
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Live! From Three Way, Tennessee
THE KNIFE vs. CORNPONE KENNY
The Knife is making his OOWF debut against local boy Cornpone “King of the Mountain” Kenny the local TVAWA, Tennessee Valley Authority Wrestling Association brass knuckles champion. The Knife makes his way to the ring glad-handing the people along ringside. As Knife gets into the ring, Kenny attacks him with a flurry of punches to the back of the head. Kenny tries a whip, but Knife reverses it and catches Kenny wit ha belly to belly suplex that sends Kenny across the ring. As Kenny gets to his feet, Knife knees him in the mid section and hauls him up in a vertical suplex, then reverses it to a jackhammer! Cover gets a two count. Both men get to their feet and Kenny swings wildly, and Knife easily avoids it, and connects with a nice drop kick to the jaw. Kenny slides under the bottom rope to regroup, but Knife slides under the ropes and spins him around and crotches him on the metal guard rail. Knife then takes a few steps back, gets a running start and leaps onto the guard rail and kicks Kenny in the back of the head, driving his forehead onto the guardrail. Knife leaps to the floor, and then clotheslines a woozy Kenny off of the guardrail. Knife rolls Kenny back into the ring and waits for him to get to his feet, as he stands up, Knife hits the SLASH to the back of the head sending Kenny staggering toward the ropes, as he rebounds, Knife hits the STAB, KO’ing Kenny. Knife covers and gets the three count.
WINNER in 4:12 – The Knife
BLACKDRAGON, APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCE & ECOSYSTEM vs. AX-MAN, SRIRAM & FIRECHILD
Ax, Sriram and Firechild wait in the ring, Ax and Firechild eyeball each other warily. Dragon, Eco and AE storm the ring and the fight is immediately on! Ax and Blackdragon tumble between the ropes and battle it out on the floor, exchanging chops and punches. Inside the ring, Sriram and Firechild try a double whip of AE and Eco, but they reverse the whip, AE catches Sriram with a DDT, but Firechild catches Eco with a knee lift. Before Firechild can capitalize though, AE nearly clotheslines him out of his boots. Firechild and Eco tumble out of the ring and they brawl on the floor. That leaves Sriram and AE inside the ring. AE pulls Sriram to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches and elevates him straight into the air, and lets him crash down on his knee. As Sriram writhes in pain on the mat, AE hits the ropes and lands a perfect diving elbow drop to the throat. On the outside, Ax is holding Eco for Firechild, but as FC winds up for the shot, Eco moves and FC catches Ax in the mouth. Ax is pissed, he shoves FC backward, and he stumbles right into Blackdragon, who nails FC with a German suplex through the table. On the inside, AE clotheslines Sriram over the top rope, then gets a running start and leaps over the top rope and drops a leg across Sriram’s head, smashing his face into the floor. Sriram comes up bloody. The referee realizes he is losing control of this one, and starts the ten count. None of the men appear to notice it in the least, and they are all counted out of the ring.
WINNERS – double count out in 9:56
THE HALFRICAN AMERICANS & THE NEW ORIGINAL NEW CLASSIC BLACKJACKS 2000 vs. DRINK & DESTROY & THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE
Its tag team action as the Halfrican Americans and The New Original New Classic Blackjacks 2000 lock up with Drink and Destroy and The Devil’s Brigade! Your referee is none other than Angelo Barros…. Both teams are anxious to get at each other, but the ref keeps them separated until each side send in one man – Stank and Tommy O’Neill. They circle, Stank stalking the smaller man… Stank lunges, O’Neill avoids and hits a stinging right jab. Stank rubs the side of his jaw, makes a fast step toward O’Neill who again uses his speed to duck under the big man’s grasp and fire off a pair of right jabs. O’Neill gets a smile on his face and gives Stank the “c’mon get some” gesture. Stank moves in, makes another attempt for the collar and elbow, O’Neill ducks out, but Stank is ready and clubs Tommy in the back, driving him to the mat! Stomp in the back by Stank, off the ropes and Tommy barely avoids a splash, rolling all the way to his corner! Both men are quickly to their feet ad O’Neill reaches up and tags in Spin Hansen. Hansen simply charges across the ring at Stank, throwing windmill punches! Stank covers up from the sudden flurry, while Hansen is screaming “I’m GONNA KILL YOU ALL!” Harper Camby is cheering him on, Tommy is looking at Harper with a “No, ye didn’t” expression - and Josh O’Neal looking confused... Stank weathers the storm, catching a wild swing by Spin and turning into an Irish whip into the corner, and is right behind the move, avalanche clothesline in the corner! Stank sets up, waiting for Spin to fall… Spin takes a step out of the corner, shakes his head… lets out a howl and charges! Stank avoids Spin again, catches him in belly to belly throw and tags in Fly! Fly climbs to the top and hits a springboard leg drop on Hansen. Cover, Spin tosses Fly about 6’ in the air! Roaring, Spin grabs Fly by the throat and tosses him into the heel corner. Hansen charges in, takes a boot from Fly that doesn’t even seem to faze him, and start clubbing the “Halfrican Dream” down in the corner. Barros is there with the 5 count, demanding that Spin let his opponent out of the corner. At 4, Hansen whirls around, blood in his eyes, but Josh blind tags in! Hansen glares at Josh – Camby and TO are yelling for him to get out of the ring – Spin takes a ragged breath, climbs out onto the apron and starts pacing….
Josh takes over on Fly, keeping up the power offense that his partner started – short arm clothesline, spine buster, then a double stomp to the back. Josh pick Fly up into a torture rack, really pouring on the punishment – Nayr leaps off the top turnbuckle with a drop-kick before Fly can submit, freeing his partner from the hold! Barros gets the luchadore out of the ring, allowing josh to pick Fly up in a full nelson, drag him over for a tag from Harper Camby. Using the whole 5 count, Camby pummels Fly with body shots while Josh keeps him locked in the full nelson. Camby picks up Fly and gorilla presses him overhead, does 3 reps, then launches Fly into the air to crash hard to the mat. Camby taunts the baby face corner, getting Stank to start in, and while Barros cuts him off, Camby puts his foot across Fly’s throat and starts choking him out, stepping off just as the ref turns around. Camby whips Fly into the ropes, goes for a big boot – Fly ducks, off the opposite ropes, Fly drop-kicks Camby in the knees, and Camby hits the mat hard! Fly staggers to his feet, and another basement drop-kick, this time right between the eyes! Capslock, Stank and Nayr and screaming for the tag, Fly groggily gets to his feet….Camby takes a swipe at Fly, but misses as Fly moonwalks (yup, MOONWALKS) to his corner for the blind tag by FC Capslock! The crowd explodes as Capslock climbs in the ring (and Fly collapses to the outside)! Capslock is all over Camby, with forearm shots that drive the Brigade’s powerhouse into the neutral corner. FCC drives a shoulder into Camby’s stomach, and then a second hard shoulder. Before Angelo can get over, FCC grabs Camby and hits a sit out spine buster out of the corner! FCC gets to the second turnbuckle, and Vader splashes Camby! COVER! 1 -2 - - - Josh O’Neal pulls Capslock off! The referee turns to get the illegal man out of the ring, Josh holds up his hands to back off, then kicks FC in the head! This brings in Stank, who is met by a recovered Camby – all four men are brawling in center ring, Fly gets back on the apron, only to have Tommy O’Neill take him out with a dive between the ropes, taking both men to the floor to brawl! Then with a primal scream, Spin Hansen hits the ring! Before Spin can focus on anyone, Nayr picks him moment, springboards to the top rope and dives at Hansen with a flying cross body – and Spin CATCHES HIM! Spin presses Nayr to shoulder height, lines up on Stank, and it looks like a repeat of the Lawn Dart Incident – yup! Spin hurls Nayr at Stank! But Stank CATCHES NAYR! Struck with some inspiration, Stank tosses his partner at Camby, who casually catches him and with a running step, throws him at FC Capslock! Capslock catches Nayr and with a half(ling) spin, frisbees the smaller man at Josh O’Neal, who simply catches him and presses him at Stank! Stank throws him back at Spin Hansen, who catches Nayr, backs up two step and makes a running toss at FC! Nayr is pretty shaken up, Angelo Barros looks…amused, so FC gets set, and press-throws Nayr at Camby! Meanwhile, Tommy O’Neill is tearing Fly apart with a combination of hard punches and punishing submissions of questionable ethics, like the mike cord choke, content on breaking down Fly while the action in the ring keeps the ref distracted. Finally, Tommy gets Fly up against the ring post, and throws the Wicked Left Hook – but at the last second, Fly blocks and plants Tommy face first on the steel steps! Both men are DOWN! But, back to the ring and our game of “Toss the Midg…er Halfling”, Spin gets tired of the game and instead of throwing the now semi-conscious Nayr, simply uses him as a ram and slams him into Stank! Camby uses the opportunity to jump Stank from behind, FC suddenly clotheslines Josh to the mat and starts wailing away, and Spin eventually runs out of gas and sits down in the center of the ring, too wasted to finish off Nayr. Angelo Barros hopes the crowd liked this wild finish, but he has no choice…..
WINNER - At 28:17 – NO CONTEST!
(Oh, and FC Capslock wins the toss contest with 8 catches to 7 for Stank, 7 for Josh, and 6 for Spin - who dropped him)
THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER
The Chickenshit Heels enter the ring to a chorus of boos. JA pauses to soak them up while AA finishes off a sandwich, wipes his hands off on his pants and tapes his fists up. TFDU enter, both wearing commemorative black SI '62-'06 armbands and are immediately assaulted from behind on the stage by Ron Simmons and Ric Flair, Flair clotheslines GB down, removed his official Flair's Sandwich Shoppe apron and chokes him with it. OBJ head butts Simmons away and pulls Flair off GB. GB hits Flair with a stiff kick and TTFDU run into the ring and slide under the ropes. TCH immediately go to work stomping them before they get a chance to stand. GB sweeps AA's feet out from under him and climbs up leveling JA with a forearm and OBJ is allowed to stand as well. TTFDU throw AA out of the ring and OBJ goes to work on Johnny while Gator takes his place on the apron. After some back-and-forth from OBJ and JA, Johnny gains the upper hand and tosses Jack into the corner. He runs and hits a lariat in the corner and suplexes Jack into the center of the ring. He climbs up and leaps off to deliver a Savage elbow, Jack rolls out of the way at the last moment and crawls over, and tags Gator. GB starts to get into the ring when, from behind, he is brutally punched in the kidneys! He falls backwards and Jesus is putting the boots to him. AA and JA double-team OBJ in the ring. They hit a double high hanging suplex. AA picks OBJ up and lifts him onto his shoulders. Johnny goes up to the top rope and hits the Doomsday Device! Johnny rolls OBJ over and goes for the pin, but Jack isn't the legal man. The ref refuses to count. AA goes to chew out the referee when Gatorbait slides in and hits the CHOMP TO ATTITUDE ADJUSTER~! JA gets up off of OBJ and grabs GB for the ADRENALINE RUSH~! But no! Reversal! Gatorbait hits the CROCODILE HUNTER MEMORIAL CHOMP TO JOHNNY ADRENALINE~! Pin, 1, 2, 3! Gator helps Jack up and they celebrate their victory.
WINNERS in 12:10 – The Team From Down Under
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. CONCRETE TG
Both men make their entrances and meet face to face in center ring. After a stare down, Canadian Dragon offers his hand. Concrete TG doesn’t break eye contact, but accepts the handshake. Both men head back to their corners and referee Junior Hale calls for the bell.
They lock up, and Concrete gets the advantage, moving into a hammer lock. Dragon with a standing switch. Concrete does the same, releases the arm, and hits a release German suplex. Dragon flips through and lands on his feet. Dragon attempts a clothesline from behind but Concrete ducks. Dragon puts on the brakes and lashes out with a back kick, but Concrete catches the leg. Dragon demonstrates his flexibility by making almost a full rotation around the leg and nailing Concrete with an enzugiri. Dragon off the ropes with a dropkick to the face followed by an elbow drop that misses. Concrete rolls to his feet and hits a knee lift on Dragon as he gets up. The chain wrestling continues for several minutes, with neither man able to gain a prolonged advantage. At about the fourteen minute mark, Concrete grabs an arm bar, and Dragon reverses it. Dragon adds an extra rotation, and Concrete runs up the turnbuckles, flips out of the arm bar, and turns the landing into an arm drag. He holds on to the arm, drops a leg across Dragon’s throat, and goes for a cross arm breaker. Dragon blocks the move, and manages to get enough leverage to roll Concrete up for two. Concrete gets to his feet slightly faster and catches Dragon with an arm drag. A second arm drag, followed by a dropkick sends Dragon to the outside. Concrete hits the ropes and attempts a no-hands plancha, but Dragon sidesteps and Concrete hits the guard rail. Dragon thinks about tossing him into the steps, but pivots at the last instant and tosses him into the ring, following with a slingshot leg drop and a cover for two. Dragon picks Concrete up and sets up the Canadian Destroyer, but Concrete backdrops out and stuns Dragon with a knee drop to the temple. Concrete slings Dragon to the ropes, leapfrogs a return charge, and catches him with a tilt-a whirl backbreaker. Concrete tosses Dragon into the corner an chops away before setting him on the top rope. Concrete tries to set up a superplex, but Dragon shoves him off. Concrete springs back up and runs up the turnbuckles Kurt Angle style, but Dragon delivers a palm strike that knocks him back to the mat. Concrete is slower to get up this time, and as he does, Dragon leaps, catching Concrete on the way by – CANADIAN DESTROYER!! The move takes it’s toll on both men, and it takes a moment for Dragon to cover, but Concrete is too dazed to kick out as Junior Hale counts three.
WINNER in 18:26, Canadian Dragon.
THIM REYNOLDS vs. UNCLE ENTITY – Onslaught Championship Match
As TR hands his belt to the ref, UE clubs him from behind. He stomps away at him then chokes him in the ropes. The ref gives him a warning and he backs away. TR pulls himself up and UE rushes into a boot to the gut. TR flap jacks him hard to the mat. TR goes for the Reflex O’ Lock early and UE uses his first rope break. He argues with the ref and says it was unintentionally, which allows TR to murder him with a high and tight German Suplex for 2. A series of clothesline keep UE on the defensive. Hard Irish whip into the corner, but UE manages to go low with a drop kick as TR comes charging in. UE again puts the boots to TR then sits TR up before blasting him in the face with a basement drop kick for two. UE drives TR’s knee into the mat twice before attempting an STF. TR gouges his eyes to break the hold then levels him with a vicious left arm lariat. TR grabs UE, but UE punches him in the knee and takes him down with a single leg sweep. TR staggers back to his feet and UE drops him with a clothesline and follows up with a knee drop to the temple for 2. UE presses the assault and maneuvers TR into the ropes where he beats the holy hell out of the big man’s leg while using the ropes liberally. The ref finally threatens to penalize him a rope break, so UE backs off only to charge forward a moment later. TR catches him in mid leap however and nearly slams him through the mat with a spine buster. TR brings the technical violence and works over the back with before hitting a back breaker across the good knee for 2. TR continues the assault, but UE slips free and chop blocks him. Rebounds off the ropes, UE boots him in the face twice. On the third try, TR springs up with a shoulder tackle that puts UE flat on his back. TR lands bad on the knee however and can’t capitalize. UE smells blood and goes after the knee and locks in a deep single leg crab that forces TR into the ropes for his first rope break. UE goes back to the knee but TR kicks him off and drills him to the mat with a huge belly to belly suplex. A brutal series of kicks knot up UE’s back and TR locks in a surfboard. UE wiggles free and lands in pinning combination. TR breaks the pin fall by bridging up, but the knee gives out on him and UE pins him again for another close 2. UE baseball slides TR in the ribs and sends him to the ground below with a sickening thud. LUCHA UE takes to the air with a twisting sling shot plancha. UE muscles TR up from a knee breaker across the steel stairs. UE slides back in and demands a count out. TR manages to pull himself in at eight and TR is relentless with his attack. Dragon screw leg whip is immediately followed up with a leg lace. TR pummels him in the side of his head with a boot to break the hold. TR lays into him with heavy chops and several head butts before whipping him hard chest first into the turnbuckles. TR immediately catches him with a clothesline to the back of the head. On one leg, TR hurls UE over head with a dangerous back drop driver for 2. They exchange holds for a minute until UE pays TR back with a neck wrenching back suplex that folds TR in half. Pin fall only gets 2 though and UE attacks the knee with a few stomps before climbing the furthest turnbuckles. UE comes off the top and delivers a beautiful diving guillotine leg drop from 3/4 of the way across the ring TR barely gets his foot on the ropes at 2. UE attempts an arm bar, but TR rolls through with it, hip tosses him and then caves in his chest with a brutal kick. TR goes for the leg, but UE kicks him away. TR grabs it again and UE attempts another enziguri, but TR ducks, grabs the other leg and kills him with a wheel barrow suplex that remarkably only gets a two. TR pulls UE to his feet only to get a jaw breaker and a flurry of punches punctuated with kick-wham-DDT for a long 2. UE stalks and attempts the Soul Driver~!!! but TR counters into a waist lock, which UE blocks picks the leg and grabs a deep knee lock. TR reaches for the ropes, thinks better of it, and manages to kick free. UE lunges for the leg, TR dodges and UE eats a kick to the face. Deep seated Boston Crab follows and UE’s back explodes with renewed pain. He grabs the ropes for the break and both men are down to one break each. Weary, they slug away at one another in the middle of the ring and UE somehow gets the advantage and whips TR into the corner. TR hot shots UE over his head, but UE lands on the second rope and kicks TR in the stomach. Asai DDT attempt, but TR counters into a DDT, rolls through and locks in a variation of the Neck Cracker~!!! UE fights for a rope break but can’t quite reach it and is forced to tap.
WINNER in 14:39 and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – Thim Reynolds
KZ vs. WCW – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
Westgaard and Wilder come to the ring first, they are relaxed and glad-handing with the fans. They finally get into the ring and wait. Westgaard stretches in the corner and Wilder bounces off the ropes. Kz’s music hits and Williams and Moose storm the ring, sliding under the ropes and immediately attacking. Williams attacks Westgaard in the corner and catches him with some stiff shots to the face. Moose grabs Wilder and throws him between the ropes to the floor. Jack follows Wilder to the floor and grabs him by the head and bounces his head off the table. Jack stalks Wilder, but Wilder turns and catches Jack with a spin kick to the side of the head, staggering him a moment, then Wilder leaps on the railing and springs backward catching Moose just above the eye with a wicked elbow. Jack hits the floor and when he comes up, he has a nasty gash above his eye that is bleeding heavily. Inside the ring, Williams and Westgaard square off boxing style and trade punches to the jaw. The action gets more intense, and as the crowd cheers, Westgaard gets the upper hand and grabs Williams and hammers away hockey style. Williams puts a stop to that with a knee to the mid section. Williams grabs Westgaard and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a clothesline, then hits the ropes and drops a knee across Westgaard’s chest, then mounts him and pounds away at his head. Meanwhile the referee has finally regained a little bit of control and has ordered Moose and Wilder to their corners, Moose is wiping blood from his eye, but jumps to the corner and calls for Williams. LDW pulls Westgaard to his feet and whips him into the corner, then turns and attacks Wilder. Jack grabs JWW and pounds his forehead. Williams turns back around and charges into the corner and catches JWW with a wicked knee to the mid section then tags Moose in, Jack comes in and drops an elbow across JWW’s throat then chokes him until the referee threatens the DQ. Jack pulls Westgaard to his feet, and hauls him up in a vertical suplex. Jack floats over and immediately claws at Westgaard’s eyes, not even trying for the pin. Jack pulls JWW up and holds his arms and tags in Williams, Williams comes off the ropes with an elbow right to JWW’s nose. JWW drops to one knee, Williams spits at Wilder, then turns back to Westgaard, JWW fires a couple of shots into Williams mid section then shoots Williams to the ropes and catches him with a drop toe hold that hangs LDW on the ropes, with the referee distracted, Wilder springs off the second rope and drops a leg down across the back of Williams head. JWW tags in Wilder, who climbs to the top rope and waits perched on the top. As Williams gets to his feet, Wilder jumps trying for a cross body block, Williams catches him, but as he swings around, the referee eats a boot to the face. Williams slams Wilder and hits the ropes for a knee drop, but Wilder kips up and catches Williams with a hurracarana and leaps over to make the tag to Westgaard. JWW charges into the ring and levels LDW with a cross check and covers LDW. Moose comes in to break it up but eats a super kick from Wilder, then Wilder clotheslines them both over the top rope. Westgaard pulls Williams up and hauls him up for the Ice Auger, but before he can hit the move, The Chickenshit Heels hit the ring and attack. Johnny attacks Westgaard with a chair, and AA stays on the outside and he and Jack stomp a mud hole into Wilder, Jack whips Wilder toward AA and AA kicks him low and nails him with a gordbuster on the floor! Inside the ring, Williams pulls Westgaard to his feet and holds him, and Johnny swings the chair for Westgaard’s head, but JWW moves and Johnny CLOCKS Williams sending him out of the ring to the floor, Williams is split wide open on the outside. Johnny looks around in confusion, the referee is still down, so he grabs Westgaard and clotheslines him to the mat, then pulls him up for an Adrenaline Rush. Before he can finish that, The Team From Down Under hit the ring, Outback Jack slams Johnny in the head with a barbed wire boomerang sending him to the floor. On the outside, Gator slams a chair across AA’s head and leaves him lying. Moose hits the ring and goes after Jack, but Jack rakes the barbed wire boomerang across Moose’s eyes. As Jack staggers around the ring, Gatorbait slides inside and the Aussies nearly cut Moose in half with the Call of the Wild! The Aussies leave the ring and they chase The Chickenshit Heels up the ramp to the back. Westgaard gets to his feet and sees Moose lying nearly unconscious, he grabs Moose, pulls him to his feet and hits the ICE AUGER! JWW covers and gets the one….two….THREE! Wilder lunges and stops Williams just as he is about to get back into the ring! NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
WINNERS in 23:49 and NEW OOWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS - wCw
ALTRAGEOUS vs. ERIC O’MAC – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
These guys have been here before and have done it all before and they know each other very well so there's no holding back. Right from the bell this isn't a wrestling match it's a fight - and even under the OOWF's pretty relaxed rules the ref gives several warnings to both men. After a few minutes of back and forth action Eric goes for a spinning heel kick but get caught by Alt who throws the leg up and over, causing Eric to follow, landing awkwardly on his face. Never one to pass up a golden opportunity Alt simply elbows Eric on the back of his neck, picks him up and whips him hard into the corner - following that up with stiff clothesline and a bulldog. Alt has got Eric staggered and is just about to hit the Spinal Contusion when Queen hits the PA and Capellan appears at the top of the ramp waving what appears to be a contract for an Intercontinental Title shot . . . Alt drop Eric and moves over to the side of the ring nearest to Capellan, who comes down right next to ringside and begins carefully reading his contract. Alt is screaming at Capellan while the ref is checking on Eric when Capellan turns around and waffles Alt with the clipboard - Alt is more shocked than hurt and Capellan is by now simply laughing at Alt and walking back up the ramp. Right before his head explodes in rage Alt flips himself out of the ring and begins running up the ramp after Capellan. Cap just sees Alt in time and ducks the clothesline before slipping through the curtain and heading backstage. Alt is truly pissed this time though and heads through the curtain after Capellan. Meanwhile in the ring Eric has by now regained his footing and is looking ready to get back into the match but finds he no longer has an opponent. The ref has no choice but to count Alt out of the match.
WINNER by count out, in 8.39, Eric O'Mac . . . but still Intercontinental Champion, Altrageous
CHRIS COLE vs. SERAPH – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Seraph waits in the ring in his usual calm expressionless way. Finally, Chris Cole emerges from behind the curtain, full of pomp and circumstance, pyros and Master of Puppets. It takes Cole a full five minutes to make it to ringside, as he shows off the OOWF title to the fans in Three Way. Of course the fans hate Cole, and litter the entry way with garbage. Cole claims he won’t work in that environment and threatens to leave, but eventually changes his mind. Cole gets to the apron, demands that referee Sterling Glaw open the ropes for him, and steps into the ring. Cole hands Glaw the belt, then takes it back and cleans it, as if Glaw had tarnished it. Cole eventually hands the belt to the timekeeper, but orders him not to touch it. Now, finally, we’re about to get under way. Surprisingly, once the match is underway, we get 10 good minutes of psychology and mat wrestling. A 5-star classic, I tell you! Ric Flair versus Bob Backlund! But this writer know his limitations, so you’re not getting any play-by-play. At least until Cole pokes Seraph in the eyes, then runs him shoulder-first into the ring post, and we’re into some good old American heel beat down! Cole goes through a deliberate offense, mixes sharp elbows, body slams, suplexes and assorted illegal acts. Cole goes Old School and unwraps the tape from his wrist and chokes out Seraph. Glaw checks and Cole claims a sleeper hold. Glaw doesn’t buy it, so Cole breaks, whips Seraph into the ropes and ties Seraph back into the tape-assisted sleeper. Seraph goes down to one knee. Arm drops once, arm drops twice, arm drops a NO! Seraph uses the cheers of the fans to get back to his feet, hits a couple of elbows and suplexes Cole to break the hold! Both men are down and Glaw starts a dual 10-count. Cole rolls out of the ring. Seraph staggers to his feet, sees Cole outside and nails Cole with a baseball slide from inside out. The brawl is on outside the ring! Seraph tosses Cole into the steps, barrier and the announce tables before somehow the ref manages to get them back inside. Seraph goes for the Sharpshooter! Cole fights to the ropes and gets the break, then rolls out of the ring again. Again, Seraph follows, but this time Cole sees him coming and pokes Seraph in the eyes. Seraph rolls back into the ring and
BONG
BONG
WOOF!
Underdawg emerges from behind the curtain and stares down Cole. Cole starts yelling at UD and begins walking up the ramp. Glaw, meanwhile, has the count up to five. When it hits seven, UD points to the ring. Cole turns around to see Glaw count eight. Cole races back to the ring, but Glaw hits 10 and calls for the bell just as Cole slides into the ring.
WINNER in 17:22, by Countout, Seraph
Cole can’t believe he’s lost, and gets nose-to-nose with Glaw. Glaw argues back. Cole is so intense that he doesn’t realize Seraph is standing behind him. Seraph taps him on the shoulder. Cole turns around slowly and winces. Seraph with a belly-to-belly suplex! Clothesline! Clothesline! Clothesline! Coles bails out of the ring, grabs his belt and races toward the ramp…where he runs straight into Underdawg! UD stares down Cole. Coles turns to go back toward the ring, but Seraph is standing directly behind him. UD with a heavy overhand right. Cole ping-pongs between UD and Seraph before UD kicks Cole in the gut and goes for the Fire Hydrant Piledriver. But Firechild runs out to prevent that, hammering UD in the back with a chair. That allows FC to grab Cole and run him to the back with no further damage. UD and Seraph stand in the aisle, arms raised together, soaking in the cheers.
UNDERDAWG vs. CAPELLAN – Winner keeps his title shot
Sterling Glaw is YOUR referee!
Crowd pops for Capellan, but pops HUGE when they hear....
BONG
BONG
WOOF!
Capellan nearly jumps out of his shorts when Underdawg appears in the center of the ring, and we're underway. Elbow-collar tie-up to start, 'Dawg with a huge size advantage, lifting Capellan up and tossing him to the corner. Caps hits the corner back first but pin balls right back at 'dawg, attempting a crossbody but Dawg catches him. He swings caps up for an early FIREPLUG driver but Caps squirms down behind him and dropkicks Dawg in the back. Dawg staggers, then falls to a knee when Caps attacks a knee. Caps then kicks the hamstrings a couple of times to immobilize Dawg before going for the ASAI MOONSAULT LEGDROP on Dawg, actually putting him to the mat! Caps celebrates only briefly as he puts some boots to Dawg's ribs, rolling him over for a cover. 1, 2, Dawg shoves Caps off and almost clear out of the ring. Caps back to his feet, attempting some more aerial offense but is again plucked out of midair by Dawg - this time by the seat of his pants! Caps flails wildly, but has no leverage whatsoever! Dawg gets his other arm under Caps and tries to wrap him up for the DAWGMISSION but again Caps wiggles out, somehow wrapped around 'dawg's torso in a Dragonlock. Dawg stumbles around the ring, not sure what to do next, but he doesn't have to wonder long as Firechild plasters 'dawg square in the snout with a springboard missile dropkick! 'Dawg drops Caps and staggers away as Alt and Cole hit the ring and stomp Caps into the ground. A furious Glaw calls for the bell.
WINNER - No Contest at 7:36
After the Match, Glaw calls the refs and security in the ring and tries to break everything up. He gives an earful to Altrageous who blows him off. 3Piece Set get about halfway up the ramp and pause. Inside the ring Capellan and UnderDawg are both on their feet glaring at 3Piece Set and daring them to come back. Cole produces a mic:
CC:Yeah, see it ain’t happening, I am sure you two losers would like nothing better than for the Set to come back to the ring. Sure, let’s just march down there so we can take a chance of being injured by you two unprofessional clowns. In case you haven’t noticed, we are something you two will never be, we are champions. And there is no way in hell, no way on God’s Green Earth that the Set is gonna dirty ourselves with you two again!
Alt: That’s right! Cap, Dawg, you can kiss your shots goodbye! The rules said that the WINNER keeps his title shot! Neither of you won, which I know a couple of losers such as yourself are used to, so NEITHER of you gets the shot! How ya like that?
<3Piece Set celebrate and laugh maniacally at Capellan and UnderDawg who seethe in the ring, their celebration is short lived>
Whoah whoah whoah WHOAH! Last time I checked the job descriptions around here went like this, GM the Rick. Colossal Douchebags, 3Piece Set. In case you boys have forgotten, I make the rules around here, I make the matches around here, and you three will do what I say. If you don’t like it, I hear they are hiring up north. Now, yes, the stip on the match was winner gets the title shot. And, while there was no winner, thanks to timely interference by 3Piece Set, by my account, there was also not a loser. Therefore, I am not stripping EITHER man of their shots. <huge applause, 3Piece Set goes ballistic> So, at Hell on Earth II is will remain, Altrageous defending his Intercontinental title against Capellan in an Onslaught Rules Hell in the Cell, and Chris Cole defending the OOWF World Heavyweight Title against UnderDawg.
But wait! There’s more! Since 3Piece Set likes to interfere wherever they see fit, and since 3Piece Set ruined a perfectly good match tonight, I think it is only fair that we get a high quality match next week. And since this week we had Underdawg versus Capellan, it only seems fair that next week we have ……
Chris Cole versus Altrageous!
<3Piece Set now stare blankly for a moment before erupting>
And to make sure there is no shenanigans, how bout, inside the ring, Capellan is our special guest referee, and outside the ring, Underdawg is special enforcer. Yeah, I like the sound of that, BOOK IT!
<as we fade to black we see 3Piece Set going apoplectic on the ramp, while UD and Cap celebrate in the ring>
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