OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
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CANADIAN DRAGON vs. SYBSYB taunts the crowd on his way down to the ring, cheap heat at its finest.
Dragon looks mighty intense as he makes his entrance. "Yankees Suck" chant erupts before the bell, and SYB begs to differ. Dragon simply hits him with a running German suplex to get things started. CD kicks away in the corner then climbs the ropes and hits a Victory Roll. One, two, but SYB kicks out. Dragon with a nice dropkick, and he looks for the SHARPSHOOTER~! SYB immediately to the ropes, and he bails to the floor. An argument ensues with a front row fan, and Dragon puts a stop to that with an Asai moonsault. Back in, Dragon hits a butterfly suplex. SYB up and goes to the mask to stop the offense, but he stops to fuss at a fan again and Dragon KILLS him with the CANADIAN DESTROYER~! Dragon could pin him now, but opts to finish with the SHARPSHOOTER~! SYB taps like a little bitch immediately.
WINNER in 4:33: CANADIAN DRAGON
ECOSYSTEM vs. VOLTAGEThe lights go down and Voltage enters to some of his theme music (I forgot and the boards are down). Sorry. Then Green Day’s “Minority” comes on and Eco struts down the ring. It looks like his political allegiance hasn’t changed. Both get a healthy smattering of boos, as I’m pretty sure they’re both heels. Those jerks.
Gavin “Junior” Hale is YOUR referee. BUY A SHIRT!
The bell rings, and this thing is... no wait, the bell guy is having some trouble. Geez, how hard could it be? There’s the bell, and this thing has commenced. Collar and bow tie elbow-up (just checking to make sure you’re actually reading this thing), and Voltage is shot to the ropes. Shoulder block puts Eco down. Hops over Eco, hits the ropes, and Eco wants a hip toss. Voltage doesn’t go for this, so Eco catches him with a monkey flip instead. Both to their feet, Eco with a kick to the back of Voltage’s leg, then hits a flying cross arm lock. After a couple of seconds Voltage breaks out, rights and lefts to Eco, and we have our first Irish whip of the evening. As the Irish goon is being led out of the crowd by security, Voltage sends Eco to the ropes. Clothesline misses, Eco rebounds and looks for a cross body. But Voltage catches him in a fall away slam. It was a nice spot, trust me. Voltage drops an elbow, misses, and Eco kicks him in the head. Eco runs the ropes and comes back with a dropkick to the head. And we have our second submission of the evening as Eco applies a cross leg STF.. After realizing that Voltage won’t submit, Eco releases the hold, helps up Voltage, and then leaps for a spinning wheel kick! But Voltage blocks it and Eco falls to the ground. Voltage stomps him a couple times, and then up goes Eco for a short arm clothesline. Voltage pins for 1 ½ of a second. He complains about the slow count, but sends Eco to the ropes and this time catches him with an exploder suplex. Picks up Eco again, this time for a delayed brain buster. This time, the pin gets 2. Voltage getting frustrated now. He hurls Eco to the ropes, looking for a back body drop, but Eco counters with a kick to the head! That’s like, the third one. And Eco gets a fourth of the high corkscrew kick variation. Voltage is down! Eco nails a Dusty Rhodes bionic elbow, then applies a surfboard Jushin Liger style. Voltage barely manages to fight out of this, and it takes him a while. But Voltage goes into a frenzy with rights and lefts here. Measures Eco, chops, whip to corner, but Eco counters with a sunset flip for 2. Voltage can’t believe it, he lifts Eco up for a power bomb but YOU CAN”T POWERBOMB THE BIODOME! I mean, ECOSYSTEM! It takes 4 counts from Eco to get up and try to apply some sort of leg-based submission hold, but Voltage knocks him back down. And Voltage is motioning for the Whatever his finisher is because the OO Forums are down! Wait a minute, I can just go to Hell on Earth over at OOWF at OOHAFH! It’s the Electric Shock! Except it isn’t because Eco doesn’t go for it, he counters somehow! This sentence does not end with an exclamation mark, sorry. Eco whips Voltage to the ropes and catches him with a fujiwara arm bar! And Voltage is screaming in pain! Will he tap? No! Eco rolls to his feet, and stomps on Voltage a bit. Then goes for the Endgame! But Voltage either makes the ropes or simply breaks it, depending on what it actually is (sorry). Both men collapse after that nonstop display of awesome action. Russ says “w00t!” which seems out of character. Both men stagger upright after a long count (which went to 9, of course). And Voltage tries a big boot! But Eco rolls out of the way and holey shamoley it hits poor Junior instead. Eco tries a schoolboy, but Voltage rolls out of it and now connects with a big boot! Voltage heads to the outside, sweet zombie Jesus he’s got a chair. He puts the chair on Eco’s prone body. Off the ropes, looking for a splash! But Eco has gotten up and whacks him one with the chair! The bell keeper tries to disqualify him but he can’t because he can’t work the bell! What an idiot! Hale is groggily getting up, just in time to see Eco make a pin attempt! 1,2,3 which coincides perfectly with the bell keeper finally getting the bell to work.
WINNER in 12:41 - Ecosystem.
BLACKDRAGON vs. SPIN HANSENBoth men circle and lock up, Blackdragon gets an arm wringer and takes Spin to the mat and immediately tries to lock on a cross face. Spin fights out of it and…..<static>
Folks, we are experiencing some technical difficulties, we will rejoin the match as soon as possible
Spin Hansen is seated on the top rope, Blackdragon charges across the ring and leaps on the top rope, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROPES! He gains his balance and walks the ropes and leaps onto Spin for a hurracarana, but Spin holds on and….<static>
Blackdragon elevates out of the pile driver attempt and pulls Spin to his feet and scoops him up for a slam, but Spin holds on and rolls him up, one, two, THREE
Winner in 15:51 – Spin Hansen
After the match, Spin leaves the ring, then stops and rolls back in and offers BD his hand. Dragon eyes him warily and then accepts and the two shake and leave the ring together.
WINNER in 21:01 – Spin Hansen
THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. THE HALFRICAN AMERICANSFly to start for THA as AA and JA talk strategy. Johnny it is, and they proceed to put on a CLINIC! A dancing clinic, but a clinic nevertheless. Johnny raises the roof, and Fly does his little hip hop shimmy, so JA pops him with a right hand. Johnny kicks Fly as he gets to his feet, Irish whip, but Fly comes back with a flying burrito. Kip up and Shawn, er, Fly moonwalks to the corner to tag out. Johnny goes back after Fly, but Nayr schoolboys him for two. JA misses a clothesline and Nayr looks for a dropkick, but Johnny swats him away. Tag to AA, and Capps is in with a headlock. Takeover gets a two count, and Nayr fights against the [significant] leverage advantage and to his feet. To the ropes, but AA's shoulder block sends Nayr flipping back to the corner. Tag back to Fly. Fly does some weird dance and does the splits, and AA looks around in confusion, not knowing how to counter that. He simply tags Johnny instead. JA does a
halfassed moonwalk, and Fly tries to show him how it's really done, but Johnny clotheslines him down. Johnny stomps Fly back to the corner and opens up with some chops. Snap mare out of the corner, and a tag back to AA for some legal five second double teaming. AA wants THE CLAW, but Fly goes to the ropes. Junior Hale wants a break, and AA complies. Wow! Capps goes back on the attack with a picture perfect vertical suplex, but gets rolled up on a lazy cover! One, two, and AA kicks out. Fly tags Nayr back in as neither team can seem to get the upper hand. Nayr flies in with a cross body, but doesn't cover. Somersault leg drop and now he covers, but Johnny breaks it at two. Hale tends to JA, and that allows THA to double team AA. WHO ARE THE HEELS HERE?? Johnny realizes what just happened and now wants in the match. But Fly's got AA tied up in the wrong corner. To the top, FLAVA DROP~! But AA moves and now we got a race for the tag. Tag to Nayr... tag to Johnny. Johnny and Nayr proceed to immediately double clothesline each other, as neither team knows who was supposed to have the classic baby face rally upon a hot tag. So now we have ANOTHER race for a tag. Johnny gets to AA first, but Fly gets the second HOT TAG! Fly peppers AA with lefts and rights, but gets back dropped to the floor. Nayr runs the apron and springboards in, but AA catches him with a boot to the gut. Johnny in and he pulls Nayr up, but then inform referee Hale that Nayr isn't legal. Hale tries to get Nayr out, and that allows Johnny and AA to put the boots to Fly upon his return to the ring. Johnny points and laughs at Nayr, so Nayr hops back in and leaps onto JA. Both guys tumble over the top rope and awkwardly to the floor. AA lines up Fly for the ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT~! But Fly sweeps the legs and slaps on a Boston Crab!! Meanwhile, on the floor, Nayr looks for the HALFLING WIZARD~! But Johnny ducks, and Nayr kicks the post! JA grabs a chair and rolls in, but then assesses the situation... tosses the chair aside and nails Fly with the ADRENALINE RUSH~! Johnny bails to the floor and
Capps makes the cover. One, two, three.
WINNERS in 15:05: THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS
AX-MAN vs. THE KNIFEAx-Man vs. The Knife face off – The Knife is a promising young rookie, but he MIGHT have bitten off more than he can chew with the veteran Ax-Man….Collar and elbow, Ax throws Knife off in a show of strength – Knife rolls to his feet, ready for a fight, but Ax just waits at a safe distance, looking confident. Knife moves in, looking to lock up, shoots and takes Ax down with a single leg trip – Ax instinctively rolls to the outside, expecting a follow up attack, but Knife takes a step back, giving his opponent the chance to re-enter the ring. Third times the charm, as Ax-man grabs a side headlock and start grinding down on the rookie, Knife tries to shoot Ax off, but Ax hangs on – did he use the hair? The referee suspects it, but The Knife didn’t complain, and if he did Ax isn’t admitting it. Knife tries to shoot him off again, no success, so Knife goes back to the amateur moves and hooks Ax’s leg, forcing him to the mat. Knife starts to torque back on the ankle, and Ax quickly lets go of the head lock – he turns to relieve the pressure on his ankle, AND takes the opportunity to give Knife a straight right to the side of the head! Both men to their feet, Knife whips Ax to the ropes, drops to the mat as Ax leaps over, then hops to his feet and hits a picture perfect drop kick, sending Ax to the mat! Knife is right on top of his opponent, dropping a leg across Ax’s arm, wrenching it out on the mat and dropping a knee on the bicep, then tying Ax up with a standing key lock! Ax looks a bit confused AND ticked off, gets back to his feet, Ref watching him closely, but Ax pulls a nice reversal of the key lock into a hammerlock of his own, then transitions THAT into a standing cross-face! Knife quickly goes to the ropes to break the hold, and at 3, Ax lets go. Knife looks at Ax-man with a look of – appreciation? Ax gives Knife a “what else you got?” look, and Knife goes back at him! Knife has decided to use his speed to stay out of Ax’s reach, as starts firing leg kicks and chops, dodging just out of any counters Ax attempts. Ax goes to one knee, and Knife goes for the kill with a head kick – but Ax was playing possum, catches the leg, spins Knife 360 and then murders him with a clothesline! Ax goes on the assault, staying with his power offense, trying to keep his faster opponent off guard and grounded. When Ax picks Knife up for another slam, Knife reverses into a jaw-jacker, and breaks free! Now Knife is back on the attack – flying leg lariat gets a fast two – whip to a corner, monkey flip! Ax gets to his feet and Knife hits another killer drop-kick, blasting Ax back into the corner! Ax is stunned, and Knife charges in for a jumping high knee, but Ax gets out of the way and Knife slams his knee into the top of the ring post! Knife lands awkwardly, Ax grabs the injured leg – DRAGON SCREW! Ax pulls Knife into the center of the ring and clamps on the figure 4! Knife fights, but can’t reach the rope and taps out! Ax quickly releases the hold, and once he’s sure that Knife can get to his feet, rolls out of the ring and heads to the back….
WINNER in 13:25 – Ax Man!
THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDERYOUR referee tonight is Gavin "Junior" Hale!
The two teams are jawing at each other as the bell rings... there's history between these guys, and none of it is good. Harper and OBJ are starting us off, and from the signs of things this is not going to be a highly technical match. The two men are trading fierce punches and fiercer insults at one another as the crowd cheers the Aussies on. Camby locks up with OBJ and puts him into a chin lock. OBJ escapes and whips Camby into the ropes, following through with a stiff clothesline. Camby gets back up, obviously displeased, and LEVELS Jack with a right hook. Camby puts Jack... into another chin lock as he soaks up the boos of the crowd, and breaks after a five count. Jack pulls himself up and keeps on swinging at Camby, who's not selling a thing. Out of nowhere, Camby grabs Jack and plants him with a power bomb! Jack desperately needs to make a tag, but the Brigade is having none of it. Camby throws Jack into the corner, and tags in Tommy. The Brigade are brutalizing Jack and lifting him up onto Camby's back for the Triple Six, when Gator runs into the ring to make the save! Hale tries to stop Gator but he's having none of that... Gator breaking up the melee. Hale finally grabs Gator and warns him. Jack and Tommy are now fighting and it's looking brutal. Jack's got a cut above his eye from the back-and-forth battle and is really feeling it, but manages to make the hot tag to Gatorbait! Gator comes in as a house of fire, throwing a multitude of kicks and punches at O'Neil. The two brawl back and forth for a while... Gator realizes that he's had enough of this, and takes Tommy down with a super kick. Gator is going to take advantage of this and starts climbing the turnbuckle, but Camby grabs him and throws him into the referee! Gator's down, and so is the ref. Camby decides that he'll equalize things by grabbing a chair from a member of the audience with a loud snarl, and makes his way into the ring to inflict some damage on the prone Gatorbait. Camby's holding the chair in front of him, ready to strike, when Jack jumps in from behind with a chair of his own! Jack ANNIHLIATES Camby with a chair shot to the head, and he feels it... he goes down. Jack throws his chair out of the ring as Gator, Tommy, and Gale groggily get to their feet. Tommy needs the tag but Camby is still in no condition to fight. The few throw some more punches, obviously exhausted and both bleeding from the damage inflicted on them. The brawl runs over to the Aussie's corner, and Gator tags in a rejuvenated Outback Jack! Jack is wasting no time on O'Neil and gestures that he's going to finish matters... he whips Tommy into the ropes and the Aussies hit the CALL OF THE WILD! Tommy is dead. OBJ covers as Gator holds Camby back... one, two, three. This one is over!
WINNERS in 19:14 – The Team From Down Under
THIM REYNOLDS vs. APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCEYou can almost see the steam rising from TR’s head as he paces anxiously. AE makes his way down the aisle and talks trash to the audience. AE never sees it coming as TR drops him with a huge lariat. AE slow to his feet and TR murders him Yakuza style with a boot to the head. Running knee to the face ricochetes AE’s head off the guard rail and the ref threatens to throw out the match. TR drags AE to the ring and the bell finally rings. Running senton splash garners TR a two and he quickly locks in a cross arm breaker. AE makes the ropes, but TR refuses to break. The ref forces the break and TR gets in his face about it. AE clips him from behind with a chop block then goes to work with stomps to the knee and an elbow drop. AE attempts a leg related submission, but TR kicks him away. TR back on his feet but AE meets him and they unload with heavy rights and lefts. TR gains the advantage and whips AE, but AE ducks the clothesline and on the rebound throws all his bulk at TR with a cross body block for 2. TR tees off on AE, but AE stomps the knee and hits a beautiful delayed butter fly suplex. He admires his handiwork then shoots the half for 2. AE stomps away at the knee, then sits TR up before kicking him in the back. TR grits his teeth and stands after the second kick and dares AE to give him another. AE obliges and TR slaps the piss out of him. AE throws a heavy hey maker that staggers TR into the ropes, but he springs off with a knee buckling forearm to the jaw. A flurry of three more is capped off with a roaring forearm and AE barely gets his foot on the ropes to break the count. TR continues to brutalize AE with chops and forearms then pays him back with a snap mare and a kick to the back the echoes throughout the arena. AE rakes the eyes as TR pulls him to his feet then takes him down with a huge scoop slam. Two elbows to the knee follow and he motions for the Figure Four. Before he can lock it in, TR bounces his fist off AE’s head until AE falls back. TR transitions directly into a Reflex O Lock~!!! from their position. AE embraces the ropes like a long lost lover for the break. Back to their feet and they work each other over with punches and chops before TR backs AE into the corner with head butts. The ref separates them and AE thumbs him in the eye. Boot to the gut and TR is drilled to the mat with a DDT. He rolls the shoulder at 2 and AE drags him to his feet. TR counters out of the Vertebreaker attempt and launches AE with a huge release German suplex. TR then destroys AE in the corner with chops, mud hole stomping, and a running knee to the face. AE comes stagger out right into a snap power slam and barely gets the shoulder up for 2.
AE manages to pull TR throat first across the ropes. Boss man straddle is followed by a knee buster and a knee lock. TR manages to roll through and kick free. AE catches him getting up though and posts him shoulder first in the corner. AE taunts the crowd then commences with the ten count punches, only for TR to power bomb the shit out of him. He holds on for a one count and transitions back into the Reflex O Lock~!! AE is too far from the ropes and has to tap.
WINNER: in 13:00 THIM REYNOLDS.
TR refuses to let go however and it takes an assortment of local wrestlers, security, and refs to pry him off.
KZ vs. DRINK & DESTROYWe have KZ vs. Drink & Destroy in OOWF Tag Team action – both of these teams specialize in ultra-violent action, and are BOTH in the hunt for the OOWF Tag Titles, so this promises to be some hard hitting action! Angelo Barros is your referee, and Drink and Destroy’s music blares over the SublimityDome Arena and Feed Store PA system – The crowd goes crazy, but no Drink and Destroy? Music re-cues, but no Drink and Destroy! Referee Barros heads up the ramp when suddenly KZ and Drink and Destroy come barreling through the curtains, tearing into each other! Referee Barros is literally caught in a stampede as Stank and LD Williams trip over him, and all three crash to the ground – looks like Angelo got the worst of that folks! FC Capslock and Moosehead Jack are toe to toe and slugging away, until Moose goes to the eyes and tosses FC over the barrier. He turns and tries to kill Stank with a running kick, then he and LD start double teaming Stank, LD holding the big man while MHJ fires open punches to the face. Then FC Capslock is back on the scene with a steel chair as an equalizer! Moose turns JUST in time to eat steel! Stank uses the diversion as an opportunity to slam his head back into LDW’s nose, breaking free – Williams isn’t really even slowed down though, and grabs Stank by the hair and delivers a brutal running bulldog onto the steel ramp, busting Stank open! Now additional referees and security are out, and a group of them try to drag FC Capslock to the back, while two other help a nearly unconscious Moosehead Jack to his feet – suddenly Moose breaks free from them, steel glinting in his fist as he slams a chain into FCC’s right eye! Security scatters for a second as FC avalanches MHJ into the rail, and both grapplers are over and into the crowd! LD Williams is putting the boots to Stank even as OOWF security is pulling him away, Stank gets to his feet and is being ushered off in another direction, when he grabs a nightstick from a security guard and charges Williams again! Williams sees it coming, and is able to take the shot on the arm, and they are at it again! MORE security pours out of the back, a few armed with hoses, and finally the 4 men are separated and taken out of the arena –
WINNER - NO CONTEST
FIRECHILD vs. CONCRETE TG – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchFirechild out first to a chorus of boos. Signs in the crowd condemn his attack on LADDER, but he doesn't care. CTG comes out to a huge ovation, and he strides to the ring, pointing to a bright orange bicep strap with "LADDER" written on it. "Pray for him," he mouths to the camera as he walks down to the ring. Glaw pats down CTG, then Firechild (VERY carefully) before taking the Onslaught belt and handing it to the timekeeper. The bell rings and CTG and FC lock up immediately. FC pushes CTG to the corner, Glaw calling for the break. FC breaks on 3 and backs up slowly, then SLAPS Concrete! CTG lunges into another lockup and it's CTG's turn to push FC all over the ring. Glaw watches them as CTG slips out of the tie-up and locks onto FC's arm. CTG twists it to a hammerlock, but before he sets for a suplex FC grabs the rope! Glaw calls for a rope break, so CTG has to back off. FC grins, turns and buries a kick in CTG's midsection! FC goes for an early WINGS OF THE PHOENIX but CTG powers out of it by standing up! FC is helpless and upside-down! CTG grins (and would shrug if he didn't have FC on his back) and drops FC in a VERTEBREAKER! Cover gets a 2 count and FC rolls out of the ring holding his head. CTG poses for the crowd as Glaw starts right into the 10-count. FC rolls back in at 6 at gets nose-to-nose with CTG. The two exchange words, and most of it is about LADDER (who is backstage tonight). FC shoves Concrete, but CTG responds in kind with a kick to the gut for a Candido suplex. CTG releases FC and floats over to start into some MAT RASSLIN, and for once FC actually does some clean chain wrestling! Glaw can actually smile for a moment as the two trade holds for a couple of minutes. The two roll back to their feet to face off again, drawing applause and ..... some boos? Both look confused, but Concrete's confusion fades when he sees Voltage walk down to the ring. He declares that he's here to help, but Glaw tells him to stay clear of the ring. While Glaw admonishes Voltage FC sneaks in a Low Blow! CTG crumples. FC uses this to wrap CTG into the D-TUNER! CTG flails, but is weakened from the low blow. Glaw keeps an eye on CTG while FC cinches in. CTG raises one hand as if to tap, the other clenched in a fist on the mat. Crowd starts chanting "Con-crete, con-crete, con-crete" and CTG responds - both hands hit the mat and he pushes up, grimacing in pain as FC tries to adjust and keep the move cinched in. Voltage coaches Concrete to the ropes, then suddenly hops up on the apron! Voltage leans on the ropes to claw at FC, pushing the bottom rope back and out of CTG's reach! Glaw gets up to yell at Voltage and to throw him out, and while they argue CTG grabs the rope! Glaw is too busy yelling at Voltage to notice, so FC drags CTG back to the middle of the ring! Glaw throws Voltage out and turns just in time to see CTG finally, weakly, tap out.
WINNER and still Onslaught Champion in 14:36 FIRECHILD
3PIECE SET vs. WCW – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchA lot of animosity here, but ref Arturo Banderas finally removes Westgaard and Harris so Wilder and Alt can start the match. They lock up, and Alt shoves Wilder back into the corner. Clean break? Not a chance! But Wilder blocks the punch and pokes Alt in the eyes. Wilder hops quickly to the top rope, but Alt saw it coming and bails to his corner for a hug from Harris. Westgaard and Wilder mock the Best Friends Forever for their homoerotic actions, and Harris complains to the ref. Nothing the ref can do, so Harris tags in and points to Westgaard. Westgaard takes the tag, and JWW and HH lock up. Harris backs JWW into the corner, acts like he’s going to throw a punch, then backs off, laughing. Westgaard gives Harris points for creativity. They lock up again, this time Westgaard backs Harris into the corner. Westgaard fakes a punch. Harris gives him credit, then JWW comes back with a real haymaker that floors Harris! Harris slides out of the ring and complains to the ref. Banderas chastises Westgaard, and Westgaard apologizes. As he does, Alt runs in and flattens Westgaard from behind! The ref shoves Alt out of the ring, but that allows Harris to pick on a dazed JWW. Harris whips JWW into the ropes, back body drop. Harris shows off for the fans, but they instantly revolt on him. Tag to Alt, double whip, double flapjack! JWW is now definitely the face in peril. Harris pokes Westgaard in the eyes as he leaves, upsetting Wilder, who tries to get into the ring. Alt takes advantage of the ref distraction, tossing JWW out of the ring. Alt drops JWW throat-first on the guardrail, then runs away as Wilder chases him around the ring. Harris drops off the apron, rams JWW’s back into the apron and tosses him back in the ring. Alt makes his way back to the ring and taunts Wilder, but that allows JWW to fight back with a couple punches. Alt rakes the eyes, whip to the ropes, misses with a clothesline, misses another clothesline and then both men simply run straight into each other, banging heads. Ref does the double 10 count, and JWW gets to his corner first! Wilder is an EXTREME ATHLETE ON RED BULL! Alt also made the tag to Harris, and Harris begs off. That means nothing to Wilder, who goes all SK8TR BOI on Harris, knocking him out of the ring and then leaping from the top rope to the floor with a flying axe handle. Alt tries to help but is met with a spinning heel kick on the floor, then walks into an ICE AUGER from a recovered Westgaard. wCw tosses both Harris and Alt into the ring, then does the double corner 10-count punch before whipping Alt and Harris into each other in the center of the ring. Alt and Harris collide, sending Harris outside the ring. Alt is wobbly, and Westgaard is set and ready. Ice Auger! Wilder is on the top rope. Air Walk! Wilder with the cover! One, two…NO! The ref is pulled from the ring by Firechild! Cole sneaks into the ring from the other side and drops an elbow on Wilder! Firechild and Westgaard are battling outside the ring. Harris recovers and helps Cole double-team Wilder. Spike Headliner on Wilder!! This is getting ugly for wCw. Alt recovers and helps Firechild rams Westgaard into the ring post, and make the beat down on Wilder a 4-on-1. Looks like they’re setting up Wilder for a massive TO BE EDITED LATER! But Alt and Harris are pulled from the ring by…Mierde del Pollos Rudos?? MDPR#1 takes on Harris and MDPR#2 goes after Alt. They brawl around ringside, and that allows wCw to get the upper hand on Cole and Firechild, who bail to the outside. MDPR tosses Harris and Alt back into the ring on the opposite side of wCw, but Harris and Alt see the situation and bail before anyone can get to them. This leaves MDPR and wCw back-to-back in the ring, talking smack to their respective adversaries. Eventually, as all wrestling situations like this do, the two teams back into each other. MDPR#1 and Westgaard turn on each other and freeze. MDPR#2, however, doesn’t wait to react. He turns, kicks Wilder in the gut. ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT! MDPR#2 then realizes what he did and slides out of the ring, waving MDPR#1 with him. Westgaard stares down MDPR while checking on Wilder.
WINNERS by DQ in 13:29, wCw.
Harris and Alt leave the ring victoriously to loud jeering from the audience. As they walk back, Harris stops and sees the cloaked individual in the audience again. Harris walks up to the cloaked person and says “What are you doing here?”
The cloaked figure once again disappears into the audience.
Harris hurries up the ramp to catch up with Altrageous.
CAPELLAN vs. ERIC O’MAC – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchEric O’Mac comes to the ring first, completely ignoring the crowd and busily poking at his cell phone. He enters the ring and walks to the corner. He sets the phone on the turnbuckle and unfolds what appear to be programming instructions. Capellan hits the ring, hands his belt to referee Sterling Glaw, and walks up behind Eric, who is grumbling to himself as he looks back and forth between the instructions and the phone. Cap spins Eric around and takes him over with an arm drag, which Eric takes awkwardly as he tries to protect the phone. Eric gets to his feet and is taken down by a second arm drag. This time Eric lands on his phone, breaking it. Eric quickly recovers from his loss, and uses the broken phone as a weapon, punching Cap in the head to interrupt a third arm drag attempt. He lands on top of Cap and tosses the phone’s remains before Sterling sees them. Eric picks Cap up and hits a kick to the stomach, followed by a pair of European uppercuts. He pushes Cap into the corner and follows up by running up the turnbuckles and hitting an enzugiri. As Cap stumbles out of the corner, Eric attempts an Irish whip, which is reversed. Cap follows in with a back elbow, then catches Eric with a stunner. Cap covers, but Eric gets his foot on the ropes at two. Cap picks him up and hits a series of punches followed by a drop kick. He drops an elbow, but Eric rolls away from a second attempt. They exchange blows as they get to their feet, with Capellan getting the better of it. Cap doubles Eric over with a knee to the stomach and sets up the Vindicator but Eric slides out. Eric grabs a headlock, but Capellan shoots him into the ropes. Eric ducks a clothesline, leapfrogs Capon the return trip, and nails a flying forearm. Both men kip up simultaneously and hit the indy respect pose, which Eric breaks by poking Cap in the eye. Eric drives Cap into the ropes with punches and kicks, then hoists him onto his shoulders and nails a death valley driver. Eric springs to the top rope, but pauses as Cap rolls to his feet. Eric waits for Cap to stand, then leaps – and gets driven out of the air by a dropkick. Cap picks Eric up, drags him to center ring, and this time hits the Vindicator. Sterling Glaw counts, One…Two…Three.
WINNER, in 16:36, and still Intercontinental Champion, Capellan.
BACKSTAGE:
HH: Did you see that guy?
Alt: Nah, man. What are you talking about?
HH: That guy in the cloak in the fans.
Alt: Dude, it’s probably Underdawg fucking with you for costing him the belt. He did say, (mocking growl) ‘YOU’RE… FUCKING… DEAD…” Bwahahaha!
HH: No, I’m serious man. That had nothing to do with Underdawg. I know it.
Alt: How do you know?
HH: He looked… familiar.
Alt: Don’t worry about it. We’re the champs. Everyone’s after us. But don’t worry. You’re rolling with the Set now. Doesn’t matter if it’s Underdawg, Capellan, or TheRick himself. No one can with mess with us.
HH: That’s right! #1 TAG TEAM OF THE OOWF!CHRIS COLE vs. UNDERDAWG – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchCole comes out first, which probably does not bode well for him. Sure enough UnderDawg’s music hits and he sprints to the ring and slides under the bottom rope, Cole tries to attack, but Dawg pummels him with soup bone rights to the head, backing him into the corner. UD beats Cole down to the mat, then grabs him by the hair and pulls him to his feet and tries a whip across the ring. Cole reverses it and Dawg hits the corner, then immediately springs out of the corner and nearly decapitates Cole with a clothesline. Cole tries to escape the ring, but UD catches him on the apron and goozles him, then KILLS him with a chokeslam to the floor! UD snarls at a barely conscious Cole and leaps off the apron to pull him to his feet, but before he can, the rest of 3Piece Set hit the ring. The three attack Dawg, and he does a good job of fending them off, until Firechild nails UID from behind and sends him staggering into a Spinal Contusion from Altrageous. All four men put the boots to Dawg now. Suddenly the crowd erupts! wCw sprint down the ramp, Westgaard and Wilder chase Alt and Harris around the ring while Capellan and Firechild exchange shots. UnderDawg is back on his feet and he attacks Cole and slams him face first into the steel ring post. Cole is a bloody mess, but UD keeps pounding away. This one is out of control. wCw have 3Piece Set and Firechild on their way up the ramp. From the top of the ramp, from the back comes kz and Thim! All three are carrying chairs! Harris and Altrageous look relieved and start toward the top, but then stop. Firechild is slowly backing away from Thim. What is going on here?3Piece Set are trapped like rats! Are kz and Thim going to help 3Piece Set or wCw? Before we can find out, officials flood the area and separate all the men and rush to the ring. As the camera fades out, we see Underdawg’s hands being pried from a bloody nearly unconscious Chris Cole’s throat.
WINNER – No Contest, No Match
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