OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Battle Ground, Washington
THE KNIFE vs. SYBFrom the bell this match is pretty standard hit and move stuff, with The Knife always seemingly just half a step ahead of SYB but unable to gain any significant advantage. A couple of minutes in whilst running the ropes off a Knife Irish Whip, SYB seems to turn his ankle and collapses onto the mat. The ref waves the Knife off who of course obliges without question . . . in fact not only does the Knife back off to the opposite corner, but he leaves the ring to try and gain the attention of the medical staff backstage to help SYB!!! As soon as The Knife leaves the ring SYB screams at the ref to begin a count out.
As the ref turns to begin the count, SYB leaps to his feet and unties the turnbuckle pad of the nearest ring post, dropping it onto the ring apron. The Knife turns around, sees what is happening, sprints back and dives into the ring on the count of 8, straight into a baseball slide from SYB!!SYB looks like he may have Knife staggered here, taps the ref on the shoulder to point out the lose turnbuckle from earlier, and goes for The Jersey Turnpike . . . . Thankfully while streetwise The Knife IS that stupid, in the ring he's no slouch. He blocks the kick and levels SYB with his own slash!!! SYB is knocked silly and staggers around the ring but rather than press home the advantage The Knife moves over the corner turnbuckle to help the ref put the turnbuckle back in place. The ref thanks The Knife and as he turns back towards his opponent, catches him coming charging in with The Stab, full in the face. SYB hits the mat and doesn't look like he's going to move for a week. The Knife moves in the for simple one, two three
WINNER - in 5.23, The Knife
THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDERWe have The Devil’s Brigade and The Team from Down under locking up in tag team action – These four men have a history, and do NOT like each other, so it promises to be a close but brutal match! Sterling Glaw manages to keep the two teams apart, and to start we have Tommy O’Neill against Outback Jack. Ref calls for the bell, and KZ is walking down the ramp! TTFDU protests to the ref and goes on guard for the 4 on 1 attack, but TO and Camby look just as concerned – Moose and LD Williams just walk to a neutral side of the ring and look as if to say “C’mon, lets see some action!” O’Neill and OBJ circle, lock up, and OBJ grabs a side headlock. TO shoots him off, shoulder tackle by OBJ – quick cover, only a one count. Back to their feet, OBJ with a snap mare, O’Neill elbows out, OBJ drops him with a short arm clothesline. KZ applaud from the sidelines, and OBJ invite them into the ring to try their luck. MHJ and LD Williams take a step forward, but it is just a distraction, and it give Tommy O’Neill a chance to chop block Outback Jack and go to work on the leg. After dropping a couple of elbows on the knee, TO kicks the hamstring and tags in Harper Camby – Camby keeps stomping on the leg of OBJ, and then tries for the Horse Collar submission – he gets too close to the ropes, and OBJ grabs for the break – at which point LD Williams kicks the Aussie’s hand off! Glaw goes over to chastise KZ, and Gatorbait takes the opportunity to run in and give Camby a Yakuza kick right in the head! Camby drops OBJ, staggers over and tags in O’Neill as Glaw ushers Gatorbait back to his corner. O’Neill picks up Outback, and Moosehead Jack loads up his fist with a chain and calls TO over for the double team! Grinning evilly, RO holds OBJ up, Moose throws a Wicked Right Hook that O’Neill would be proud of – if Outback Jack hadn’t ducked out of his grip, and the chain loaded fist didn’t dim the Celtic Devil’s lights! Before OBJ can get away, LD Williams drags him out of the ring for the beat down – Gator crosses the ring to help his partner, but is stopped by a charging Harper Camby! Suddenly, Drink and Destroy are through the crowd and over the barricade, and jump KZ! Camby and Gator end up into and over the ropes, taking Sterling Glaw with them! Tommy O’Neill regains his senses, rolls out of the ring and takes a swing at MHJ, who retaliates – until Outback Jack jumps him! Stank either gets confused or just doesn’t care anymore, and picks up O’Neill and crushes him against the ring post! Now referees from the back are pouring out, the bell is ringing and this one is officially a DQ –
WINNER BY DQ in 5:14 - THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER!
ERIC O’MAC vs. BLACKDRAGON vs. APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCEBlackdragon and Apocalyptic Existence come to the ring first, then Eric’s music hits and he comes out, but not with the usual cocky smirk on his face. Instead Eric rushes to the ring with a look of concern on his face. He rolls under the ropes and asks for a mic, and turns to AE:
Dude, you are the new bodyguard for The Chickenshit Heels right? <AE nods> Well, hey man, they are getting PUMMELED in the back by kz, they need your help.AE looks conflicted for a moment then leaves the ring and heads to the back, referee Mel Creech turns around and calls for the bell, and when his back is turned Eric grabs his cell phone and SMASHES it into Blackdragon’s head. BD goes down and EOM rolls him up (and uses the ropes and a handful of tights carefully concealed from the referee) when Creech turns back around, he sees the pin attempt and makes the three count. As he hits three, AE walks out from the back and does not look happy. Eric escapes the ring just as BD is shaking off the cobwebs and escapes through the crowd.
WINNER in :06 – Eric O’Mac
KZ & ECOSYSTEM vs. DRINK & DESTROY6 Man Tag Team Mayhem as KZ teams with Ecosystem against all 3 members of Drink and Destroy! Angelo Barros is your referee, and as all 6 men hit the ring, he signals for the bell and backs off, expecting a charge! KZ obliges, rushing Stank and Capslock, as Ecosystem goes to his corner – this gives Drink and Destroy a 3 on 2 advantage as Spin Hansen Jumps LD Williams from behind, and he and FCC toss him over the top rope! Stank covers against Moosehead Jack’s assault giving FFC and Spin the chance for the triple team – Stank and FFC whip Moose to the ropes, and Spin back drops him over the top! FFC and Stank rush the corner, grab a startled Ecosystem, and double team press him up – and toss him over the top ropes to crash into Williams! The heels regroup as Drink and Destroy celebrate with the crowd! Referee Barros restores some semblance of order, and we get it down to LD Williams and Stank. They square off in the middle of the ring, where Stank uses his leverage to force LD back, but LD reverses, shoving Stank into a neutral corner. LD fires a hard right, and then a series of chops – before the ref can break them, Stank spins LD into the corner, and fires off some chops of his own! The ref forces the break at 4, then LDW goes to the eyes, gaining some separation. LD follows the eye-poke with a knife edge to the throat, then grabs Stank and whips him into the KZ corner, he delivers a couple of body blows, then tags in Eco. Eco in the ring, Moose and LDW hold Stank open for a shot – Eco gives Stank a kick to the gut then back off. MHJ and Williams let Stank go at the 4 count, and Eco follows up with a clothesline in the corner – Eco grabs Stank on the rebound, looking for a bulldog, but Stank shoves him off to crash to the mat. Stank gets to his corner and tags in Spin Hansen! Spin hits the ring and goes right after Eco – kick to the gut, snap suplex, stomp to the chest, elbow drop! He picks Ecosystem up, whip to the ropes, Eco ducks under, cross-body block by Ecosystem, Spin rolls through, buts ends up on his feet too close to the ropes and Moosehead Jack BLASTS him in the back of the skull. Spin is down and Moose is demanding the tag from Ecosystem! Eco picks up Spin, plants him with a DDT, and covers – Spin kicks out one, Moose SCREAMS at Eco, who tags out. Moose doesn’t waste any time, just mounts Spin and clamps both hands around the newcomer’s throat. Angelo Barros counts to 4, at which point Moose lets go and snarls at the referee, then locks on the blatant choke again. Ref gets to 4, Moose lets go again, stands up and stomps Spin right in the jewels! Moose drag Spin over, tags in LD Williams who drops a knee across Spin’s forehead. LD goes back to work, softening Spin up with blows to the back of the head and neck, keeping the rookie on the bad side of the ring. Tagging in Eco, Williams whips Spin to the ropes, where Moose flips the middle rope up, trapping Spin’s arms. Eco closes in, but the referee, warns him off, and Eco backs off, letting Angelo Barros free Hansen. Moose is just going insane on the outside, but Eco is telling him “Relax, I got it…” Spin slumps to the mat, but as Eco approaches, Spin leaps off the mat, head butting Ecosystem in the gut! Spin rolls clear, and as Ecosystem gasps for breath, Spin reaches out to tag in FC Capslock! But Moose and LDW hit the ring, blowing FCC and Stank off the apron, while Eco moves in on Spin – Eco goes for the DDT, but Spin snaps his head up, hitting Eco in the chin, picks Ecosystem onto his shoulders and delivers Spinal Justice! Moose then DROPS Spin with a heart punch, Stank and FCC are back in the ring and the brawl is on! The referee tries to restore order, but has no choice and calls for the bell –
WINNER - NO CONTEST at 16:14
After kz leaves the ring and Eco heads to the back, Drink & Destroy, including the Mysterious Man in a Mask stand in the ring and celebrate. As they do, someone jumps the barricade and grabs a chair and SLAMS it across the side of Stank’s knee. Stank collapses to the mat grabbing his knee and wincing in pain. The unknown assailant jumps from the ring and disappears into the crowd before the other three can react.
CONCRETE TG vs. VOLTAGEVoltage comes to the ring to a VERY mixed reaction, puzzling him. CTG gets a huge ovation as he walks to the ring in purple and silver tights with "HERO FOR HIRE" written on the sides. Voltage makes a few gestures (in GM The Rick's favorite way, Broadly) that he, too, is a hero. CTG polls the fans, and they boo. Voltage protests to the crowd, but almost loses his temper when CTG polls Glaw about it, and he agrees that Volt is no hero. He signals for the bell and we are underway! Voltage, instead of locking up, gets nose to nose with Concrete, and the two bicker for a bit. Volt takes a step back and offers a Hand of Friendship, which the entire crowd begs 'crete not to take. CTG takes it warily, and Volt turns it quickly into and arm wringer. He shifts it into a top wristlock, then goes for the other hand. Volt carefully twists it into a cross arm choke, then forces CTG downward. Volt puts a knee to CTG's back and pulls. Glaw sees it as a choke and starts giving Volt a five count, and he breaks the hold at four and a half. CTG is on all fours, so Volt hops on his back for a camel clutch. CTG shifts his weight backward, and suddenly Volt is on his back from an ELECTRIC CHAIR! Volt rolls around on the mat holding his head as CTG gets back to his feet and poses for the crowd. Volt rolls to a kneeling position before launching a shoulder block into CTG's midsection, shoving him into the corner and punishing CTG with more shoulder thrusts! Glaw gives another five-count, which Volt backs off at four and reminds the ref "I have to the count of FIVE." Glaw admonishes Volt as CTG takes the moment to recover. Volt whips CTG out of the corner - reversed - Volt hits the far corner and staggers out, where CTG catches him for a belly-to-belly throw! Volt gets up right away and tries a waist lock of his own, but CTG gets in the standing switch! GERMAN SUPLEX! Volt gets back to his feet, slower this time, and tries again. CTG smirks, standing switch, DRAGON SUPLEX! Volt rolls to his feet, furious, and charges! Gryfon sidesteps and hooks one arm in a chicken wing! The other arm is secured in a half-nelson! CEMENT MIXER! CTG covers but Glaw only gets a two count before Volt rolls out of the ring. CTG gets to the ropes but Glaw backs him away to start the ten-count. Volt looks back at the ring, shakes his head and walks up the ramp. He stops again, the count is at four. He debates a moment but then turns again to the ramp, but just before he goes back through the curtain LADDER jumps out and attacks!! Volt gets tangled up with LADDER as Sabu comes out to try and break it up. CTG can only watch as Glaw continues the count, not giving the DQ since the chaos is not in the ring. CTG joins in the count at 7 as Barros and Hale come out to separate LADDER from Volt, but once Volt's to his feet he sprints toward the ring to only have the count hit ten!
WINNER by count-out CONCRETE TG
After the match, Voltage storms back up the ramp and clotheslines the crap out of LADDER.
WCW vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS - #1 Contenders MatchNo love lost here. Capps and Wilder to start things off and Wilder is too quick for AA to work a collar and elbow tie-up. AA gets frustrated and kicks the ropes, but Johnny calms him down. AA goes after TW again, but Wilder gets a quick rollup for one. TW knocks Johnny off the apron, then takes down AA with a dropkick. Another quick cover gets one, and then Wilder somehow defies the laws of gravity and hits Capps with a hip toss. JA hits the ring and subsequently gets tossed right back out to the floor. AA nails Tommy from behind though, and hits a belly to back suplex. Wilder kicks him away though, then gets a drop toehold. Tag to Westgaard, and JWW stomps away. To the ropes, but Capps avoids a knee lift by leaping around Westgaard and rolling him up from behind for two. Tag to Adrenaline, but Johnny gets nowhere with Westgaard. JWW looks for the ICE AUGER~! But JA falls off the back and tries a German suplex. JWW blocks that and then tries his own, and Johnny counters back around. JA thinks about a low blow… but opts to roll him up instead. Westgaard out at one and we got a standoff. Tag to Wilder, and Johnny looks to tag out, but Capps tells him, “You deal with the little fucker.” Lockup, and Johnny grabs a headlock. Tommy fights it, but Johnny maintains the leverage. Takeover, but Wilder grabs a head scissors. They segue into the Flair/Steamboat bridge into the backslide spot, and it’s JA that gets the backslide for two. Johnny misses a clothesline, and TW sends him into the wCw corner. Tag to JWW and the good guys do some legal double teaming. Westgaard with a double under hook throw, but gets hotshotted on a charge. Tag to AA, and he comes in and sends JWW hard, sternum first, into the turnbuckle. Tag back to Johnny, and TCH gets a Midnight Express flapjack. JA with the abdominal stretch, and referee Mel Creech looks for the patented “heel grabs partner’s hand for leverage” move, but AA’s not even in position for it. Huh. Westgaard manages to hip toss Johnny out of the move, but JA hooks his ankle to keep him from making the tag, and JA tags out. AA drops an elbow, then grabs a front face lock. Knees to the gut back Westgaard to the TCH corner again, and it’s a tag to Johnny for more double teaming. To the ropes, and Johnny gets a back elbow. And rather than dance around like a jackass, Johnny immediately drops the elbow and hits it. Cover gets two, and Johnny tags back to AA, as TCH continues switching out to stay fresh. Capps sends Westgaard to the corner, but misses a charge. JWW falls toward his corner where Wilder waits for the tag, but AA grabs Westgaard to prevent the tag. JWW elbows out, then AA charges again to stop the tag. But JWW moves and Tommy clocks Capps with a right hand. HOT TAG TOMMY! AA blocks a kick, but eats an enziguri. JA in, but Wilder leapfrogs him and clotheslines him down. AA grabs Tommy from behind, but TW nails him with an Acid Drop. Johnny knocks Tommy to the floor, though. But Westgaard sneaks in and drills JA with the CROSSCHECK~! Adrenaline rolls to the floor, and JWW lines up AA for the ICE AUGER~! But referee Creech sends Westgaard to the apron before any damage can be done. Tommy back in with an Air Pillman, but AA power slams him! One, two… but Tommy kicks out. Johnny pulls JWW off the apron and they have it out on the floor. In the ring, Capps lines up for the ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT~! But Tommy cradles him! One, two… but Johnny reaches in from the floor and rolls AA over for the pin. One, two, and Westgaard can’t get in the ring in time to break up the three!
WINNERS in 18:40: THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS
FIRECHILD vs. CANADIAN DRAGON – Onslaught Championship MatchThere’s no love lost here, but surprisingly they lock up and start clean. CD with an arm drag. FC looks pissed and charges, running into yet another arm drag. FC charges again for a clothesline, but CD ducks, and cracks FC with a dropkick to the face. FC bails briefly, then rolls back into the ring. They lock up again, and this time FC gets the arm drag and looks smug. FC gets another arm drag, and CD charges with a clothesline. FC ducks, sets for a dropkick, but CD instead rolls over the top rope and FC hits nothing but air. That gives CD time to run the apron, mount the top rope and wait for FC to stand up. FLYING CROSS BODY! One, two…kick out. FC is pissed, but has no time to complain as CD picks up FC for a reverse atomic drop and yet another face-high dropkick! FC bails again, but this time CD goes after him, spins FC around and nails him with a series of punches before rolling him back into the ring. FC begs off in the corner, and CD threatens with closed fists. That causes ref Gavin Hale to scold CD, which gives FC the chance to poke CD in the eyes. Hale didn’t see it, but warns FC anyway. FC blows him off, whips CD into the ropes and comes up with a huge flying forearm. FC locks on a chin lock and grinds his forearm across CD’s face, throws CD down for a couple of one counts and then grinds his face in the mat. Whip to the corner, and FC follows in with a handspring Muta back elbow! A couple suplexes later gets FC a two count, but he’s starting to get frustrated. Still, we continue with the bad guy offense, and CD plays a great Ricky Morton. FC even hits the Shining Wizard, but CD was too close to the ropes and got his foot on the ropes. FC tosses CD out of the ring, and that gets him a warning from the ref. FC blows the ref off again and rolls out of the ring. FC whips CD to the ring steps, but CD REVERSES and FC eats the steps! CD bounces up on the apron and hit a running moonsault on FC on the floor! Both men are down, and this might be a double count out. Hale is at five, six, seven and neither man is moving. Suddenly the crowd gets loud, and it’s THIM REYNOLDS! Neckcracker for FC! Chirobow for CD! Dragon is really hurting, and Thim gets a gleam in his eye. He grabs Dragon and SUPLEX ON THE FLOOR!! FC watches this and slowly crawls away from the action, getting to the ramp before stumbling to the back with a scared look on his face. Meanwhile, Thim tosses CD in the ring and locks on the ADJUSTMENT!!! CD is tapping, and Hale is trying to pull Reynolds off Dragon to no avail. Finally, numerous referees, road agents and local jobbers come out to pull Thim off Dragon.
WINNER - NO CONTEST in 13:28.
3 PIECE SET vs. THE HALFRICAN AMERICANS - OOWF Tag Team ChampionshipAltrageous and Hollywood size up the challengers pre-bell. Harris shoves Nayr away with one hand, so Fly nails Alt with a right hand, and the brawl is on. Harris stiffs Fly with a kick, and Nayr comes back in after Hollywood. Altrageous tries a German suplex on Nayr, but Nayr lands on his feet and dropkicks Alt from behind and to the floor. Fly and Nayr double team Harris, and send him out to the floor, where the champs have to regroup. But they don’t see Fly and Nayr slingshot over the top with STEREO PLANCHAS~! Nayr and Fly open up on Harris and Alt on the floor, highlighted by Fly catapulting Altrageous into the post and BUSTING HIM OPEN! Nayr hits a hurricanrana on Hollywood, and Fly comes off the apron with a leg drop. Into the ring, and the ref finally gets some control of the match. Fly looks for the FLAVA DROP~! But Altrageous jumps up and shakes the ropes and Fly falls out to the floor. Nayr hits a double springboard dropkick on Alt, but turns right around into the TO BE EDITED IN LATER~! One, two, but Harris pulls him up. HH pounds Nayr down and chokes him out with his boot. Tag out to Altrageous. Alt in with a butterfly power bomb, and he gets a jackknife rollup for only two. Tag back to Harris. Hollywood kicks Nayr around the ring nonchalantly. Highly exaggerated head butt, then an elbow drop. Then a second elbow drop. Then a third. And another. Another. Another. Then Harris chokes him out, and Angelo Barros calls for the break. Tag back to Alt, who comes in, pulls Nayr up, and proceeds to lift him up for a running power slam, but drives him into the turnbuckle instead, and locks him in the Tree of Woe. Altrageous kicks away, until Fly finally storms in the ring and decks him. And rather than dispose of Fly, Barros frees Nayr from the corner. Hollywood in to get some more of Nayr, but Nayr instinctively just kicks backwards and throttles Harris right in the #1 BALLS IN THE OOWF~! Tag to Fly, and Fly comes in a peppers Altrageous with lefts and rights. Discus punch takes him down, inverted atomic drop to Harris… then another… then another. Hollywood with a grade A oversell, and Fly whips Alt into him. HH falls thru the ropes to the floor and Fly drops Altrageous with a uranage. One, two, but Alt kicks out. Harris to the apron, but Nayr hits the HALFLING WIZARD~! Harris falls face first to the floor and the champs are in trouble. Nayr hits Altrageous with a moonsault, and Fly follows with the FLAVA DROP~! One, two… but HH manages to pull the referee out of the ring. Nayr looks for a baseball slide, but Harris pulls the ref in the way and Barros gets knocked the fuggout. Nayr reaches over the ropes and tries to pull Harris in by the hair, but HH comes up wielding one of the tag team title belts and WALLOPS Nayr! Harris charges at Fly with the belt, but Fly ducks and nails him and the belt goes flying. To the ropes and Fly looks for a Thesz Press, but Harris catches him, and Altrageous drills him in the face with the belt. SPINAL CONTUSION ON THE BELT~! Hollywood adds a TO BE EDITED IN LATER on Nayr. Barros pulls himself in, sees Altrageous making the cover on Fly. One, two….. three.
WINNERS and STILL OOWF Tag Team Champions: 3 PIECE SET.
Harris and Alt celebrate in the ring with their belts held up high. The fans are pelting them with plastic cups and debris. As they smugly rub it into the fans faces that they’ve squeaked out another victory, a man in a brick red cloak jumps over the fan barricade and slides into the ring. As Alt hoists himself on top of a turnbuckle, Harris turns around and sees the unknown cloaked man.
HH: What are you doing here?!?
UCM: ….
HH: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?
UCM: Figuring things out.Alt turns around and is about to run towards the scene as the unknown cloaked man slides out of the ring, into the audience and disappears.
CAPELLAN vs. AX-MAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchAx-Man hits the ring first, a look of intensity on his face. He heads straight to his corner and stretches as Capellan makes his way down the aisle. Cap gets in the ring and hands over his belt, and referee Sterling Glaw calls for the bell. They lock up and Capellan snaps off an arm drag. Ax gets to his feet and blocks a second arm drag attempt, reversing it into an arm bar. He pulls Cap to his feet and adds a full twist to the hold. He attempts a second rotation, but Cap reverses, twisting Ax’s arm and flipping him off his feet. Cap holds onto the arm and drops a leg across Ax’s shoulder. He attempts a cross arm breaker, but Ax’s locks his hands to block it. Cap lets go and rolls to his feet, immediately driving an elbow into Ax’s throat. Ax rolls out of the way of a second one and rolls to his feet. Ax ducks a clothesline and attempts a back kick, which Cap also ducks. Ax spins around with another kick, but Cap catches it and reverses into a dragon screw leg whip. Ax gets up, and Cap throws him to the ropes, dropping to the mat as Ax comes back, then leapfrogging him on the next pass. A double clothesline drops both men, and Sterling starts to count. At three, both men stir, and at five they’re on their feet.
The lock up, and Ax twists Cap’s arm behind his back. Cap reverses. Ax uses the ropes to flip up and over cap, grabs a waist lock, and rolls him up for one. Cap reverses into his own pin for one. They continue with a series of alternating quick pins, ending up with both men on one knee facing each other. Cap and Ax give each other a slight nod of respect and get to their feet. Ax gets the advantage with a headlock. Cap attempts to throw him off, but Ax hangs on and turns it into a bulldog, then hits the ropes and connects with a rolling thunder for two. Ax picks Cap up and shoves him into the corner. After driving his shoulder into Cap’s midsection, he puts Cap on the top turnbuckle and goes for a superplex. Cap shifts position in the air, however, and lands on Ax for a two count. Cap throws Ax to the corner and follows him in with a dropkick. Ax collapses in the corner and gets stomped before being dragged back to the middle of the ring. Cap goes for the Vindicator, but Ax blocks and reverses with a backdrop. He grabs Cap’s leg and kicks his knee, following up with a series of elbow drops. A spinning toehold is followed by a figure four in the middle of the ring. Capellan struggles, but can’t quite roll him over. Eventually, he manages to reach the ropes and Sterling forces the break.
Ax drags Cap back to the middle of the ring and attempts to re-apply the figure four, but Cap kicks him off and gets unsteadily to his feet. Cap gets the better of an exchange of punches and hits a suplex. Cap picks Ax up and slams him, following with an elbow drop. He picks Ax up again and spikes him with a DDT, then goes to the ropes. As Cap gets to the top, Ax is up and climbs the turnbuckles as well. Cap wins another exchange and shoves him off. Ax gets to his feet, and is caught by a missile drop kick. Cap gets up just a little faster than Ax and catches him with the Sun-Tzu Flip. Sterling Glaw counts One…Two…Three.
WINNER, and still Intercontinental Champion, in 24:46, Capellan.
BACKSTAGE:
Alt: What the hell was that?
HH: Best friend forever… I know who that is
Alt: Who?
HH: Someone dangerous.
Alt: Dangerous for who?
HH: That’s what I’m trying to figure outCHRIS COLE vs. THIM REYNOLDS vs. UNDERDAWG – Non-Title MatchIt's time for the main event! Oots Oots Oots Oots, as a certain bounty hunter would say. This sure-to-be-awesome main event is heralded by the signature
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of Underdawg's theme music. He paces up and down the ring impatiently as Thim Reynold's music plays. Finally, "Master of Puppets" comes on and Chris Cole walks down the ramp. He pauses before he enters the ring and engages in a stare down with UnderDawg. Thim doesn't feel like waiting and clubs UnderDawg from behind. He lays the beat down as Cole enters the ring and helps him out. However, he chooses to turn and taunt the crowd at the exact moment that UnderDawg starts coming back. Thim is knocked away, and UnderDawg is staring at Cole's unprotected back. Thim picks himself up, but suddenly he doesn't seem that interested in the match anymore. Chris Cole spins around, the last thing he sees before UnderDawg clotheslines him down is Thim rolling casually out of the ring. Man, you can fit so much drama into these written down matches, it's not like your average viewer would have noticed the subtle continuity. Anyway, UnderDawg tosses Cole into the corner, then pummels him with rights and lefts. Body slam followed by a knee drop gets 1. Russ: "Shades of Jim Jones." Razz: "Who?" Whip to the corner, but Cole dodges a charge. Cole trying to come back, but once again UnderDawg gets the better of him. However, Cole manages to gain the upper hand with a poke to the eye. He manages to force UnderDawg to the corner and hits him with some repeated shoulder thrusts. UnderDawg gets a knee up after a couple, though, and Cole stumbles back. UnderDawg runs the ropes, but Thim Reynolds is on the apron and hammers him in the back! Chris Cole clotheslines UD over the ropes, and we have a two-on-one outside the ring beat down on UnderDawg. BAM! UnderDawg's head is bounced off the steel steps. BAM! UnderDawg's head is bounced off the announce table. BAM! UnderDawg's head is bounced off the guardrail. BAM! Put away Dino, Bam Bam. They basically beat on UnderDawg for the next couple of minutes. Commercial break!
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And we're back! During the commercial break, Thim Reynolds hit one of his rare suicide dives on UnderDawg who was being held in place by Chris Cole. Luckily, we don't use clips from previously in the match to interrupt the current action (Chris Cole giving a fan the finger). Chris Cole starts to roll UD into the ring, then gets a bit of a smirk on his face. He positions UnderDawg so that his head is stretched out over the first rope. He removes his elbow pad, what could this mean? He climbs to the second turnbuckle... guillotine elbow drop misses as UnderDawg slides to the floor. Cole hits the ground instead, ouch. (Note: He took off his elbow pad). UD grabs Thim in a goozle, and holds him there for a bit, presumably to think about what he's done. Thim struggles in vain to break free, but Chris Cole is picking himself off the ground. He looks for a baseball slide, UnderDawg dodges and it hits Thim Reynolds instead! WHAT WILL THIS DO TO THEIR FRIENDSHIP!?!?!!??! We will never know because UnderDawg is beating the living heck out of Chris Cole. Russ: "The Big Dawg is going after Cole like Cole just kicked his do- never mind." However, the solution to UnderDawg's apparently limitless energy is solved by Thim who manages to hit a low blow (I'm not implying anything here). And Thim hits the Neck Cracker out of nowhere! Ouch! UnderDawg might be, uh, redead? Chris Cole resumes where he and Reynolds left off: just generally beating on UnderDawg. They roll him into the ring and hit a double team brain buster! Gutwrench suplex from Chris Cole, Cole showing his strength here. HOLY SHIT Raised Texas Cloverleaf AND The Adjustment combination! UnderDawg is in a lot of trouble. Will he submit? Tension tension tension tension tension tension tension. UnderDawg teases a tap... and the move is broken up! By Thim Reynolds! And he has locked on the Reflex-o-lock! Cole is furious! I guess Thim Reynolds doesn't take orders well after all! Drama drama drama! Cole starts to tap... But why isn't the referee signaling victory! A quick pan of the camera shows the answer, a smirking Altrageous over the prone body of Sterling Glaw (I didn't need to mention he was the ref at the beginning of the match because it's the main event, duh). Altrageous breaks the hold, holds up a struggling Thim, and pushes him into a To Be Edited In Later! out of nowhere from Hardbody Harris! The 3Piece Set members hug each other in celebration, but it doesn't last long because UnderDawg does a zombie sit! good boy! up!. Clothesline for Altrageous! Chokeslam for Harris! Last Ride for Altrageous! 3Piece Set is in shambles! UnderDawg turns around to look at Chris Cole. He gets a Fire Plug Piledriver! All of a sudden UnderDawg falls over! Thim Reynolds has got him from behind again and throws him out of the ring! Neck Cracker for Chris Cole! Sterling Glaw has woken up, Thim covers, 1, 2, 3!
WINNER in 27:09 – Thim Reynolds
Underdawg slowly gets to his feet on the outside shaking with rage. He and Thim lock eyes, but before anything happens, Moose and Williams come out and congratulate Thim. As they celebrate, 3Piece Set assembles and the two factions go eye to eye for the second time today. Just when it looks like something might happen, UnderDawg hits the ring, kz and Thim scatter, Firechild turns around and eats a boot, Harris and Alt both catch soupbone rights that send them out of the ring, Cole tries to attack, but he gets goozled and chokeslammed straight to hell. UD crosses Cole’s arms across his chest and orders Glaw to give the symbolic three count. As Glaw hits three, UD’s eyes roll back in his head as we fade to black.
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