OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
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SPIN HANSEN vs. SYBSYB walks toward the ring area to a huge chorus of boos, as he soaks them in and badmouths the crowd, who are NOT happy to be seeing him. His opponent, Spin Hansen, walks out to the ring accompanied by the MYSTERIOUS FOURTH MAN IN A MASK~! He looks to make a statement after last week's brawl with KZ and Ecosystem. The two grapple, SYB being dwarfed by Spin but not caring a bit. SYB throws a few punches at Spin, who is having none of that and whips him into the ropes for a lariat, then picks him up and nails him with a backbreaker. Spin moves to drop a boot into SYB's lower midsection, but the MFMIAM loudly reminds him that he's not a heel. Spin backs off as SYB gets up, and the two trade blows again, but the camera isn't focusing on the match... a fan at ringside is making a lot of noise. Wait a minute, that's no fan... that's Voltage, holding a "LADDER fears LADDER" sign and trying to get more airtime! The cameraman realizes this and focuses back on the in-ring action, where Spin is doubled-over, rubbing his eye as SYB openly mocks him. SYB cockily struts out of the ring and slides a table in, setting it up in the middle of the ring. Spin is angry now, though, and itching to fight. He hits SYB with a power bomb and immediately goes into an MMA-esque front mount position and starts pounding SYB's face without remorse and then goes to choke SYB out, but the MFMIAM again reminds him that he's not a heel, and he lets go. SYB eventually gets up, clutching his head and letting lose a stream of profanity that would make Courtney Love blush and then promptly collapse into a drug-induced haze. He slides out of the ring again, starting to head to the back, but the MFMIAM stands in his way and he backs off. Sliding into the ring and running into a waiting Spin... who promptly knees him in the stomach and then hits him with a rabbit punch to the back of the head and rolls him onto the table. Spin climbs the turnbuckles, ready to drop an elbow onto the prone SYB, but the MFMIAM again tells him to be careful. Spin yells "C'mon!" and the MFMIAM looks over at SYB, shrugs, and says "Go for it." Spin jumps to hit the elbow, but SYB rolls off and Spin goes through the table! A triumphant SYB starts gloating to the crowd, and grabs a chair to equalize things. He lifts the chair over his head to nail Spin, but ends up hitting Angelo Barros instead! The ref is down, and Spin is looking like he's in trouble as SYB starts to hit him with the chair... but what's this? The MFMIAM is in the ring and NAILS SYB with a dropkick to the back of the head! Spin starts getting up, thanks the MFMIAM, and picks SYB back up as though he's going to go for Spinal Justice... but calls over the MFMIAM, and points to the ring post. The FMIAM climbs the turnbuckle, and... SPIKE SPINAL JUSTICE! SYB isn't going to get up from this one for a long time! A groggy Barros makes the count... one... two... three. This one is over, folks! Stank and Capslock come out onto the stage, and the four start celebrating as paramedics rush to the ring to make sure that SYB is still alive.
WINNER in 4:09 – Spin Hansen
ECOSYSTEM & THE KNIFE vs. DRINK & DESTROYAngelo Barros is not YOUR referee tonight! The vacancy is being filled his distant cousin from Poland, Miziak Barroski the II!
For some reason or other, Eco is giving his partner Knife the great opportunity of starting against Stank. What a generous guy. It doesn’t matter, as Knife moves quickly behind Stank, looks like he’s about to schoolboy him, but doesn’t. Stank is confused; the Knife explains that he didn’t want to accidentally low blow Stank. Stank says it’s all good; Eco doesn’t looked too pleased. From the sidelines, Spin enthusiastically cheers on Drink and Destroy. The Mysterious Forth Man in a Mask~! (I can’t believe how long it took me to notice the intentional misspelling) is trying to fend off some fan who wants to learn how to do back flips off a wall. MMFMIAM’s response: “Truly, you should figure it out your own damn self.” Meanwhile, Knife has just tried a shoulder block; Stank doesn’t go. Knife rebounds and tries again, with the same result. Knife with a third, Stank hip tosses him. Tag to FF Capslock, double clothesline on Knife. Stank stares at Eco before leaving the ring. FF Capslock gets a back body drop followed by a pin count for one. Knife is whipped to the ropes, but rolls under Capslock and staggers him with a dropkick. Capslock shakes it off and goes for a clothesline, but Knife dodges it and super kicks him. Tag to Eco, who goes for a leg drop and a pin, for one as well. Eco pulls up Capslock, whip to the ropes, goes for a frankensteiner but Capslock turns it into a running power bomb! This gets a full two; maybe Eco was too flustered to kick out early? Short arm clothesline ducked, Eco rolls and turns it into a Japanese arm drag followed by a low dropkick which trips Capslock. He goes for a seated sleeper hold, but FF stands up and plants him with an electric chair drop. Eco stands up unsteadily, FF now starts pounding away with lefts and rights. Eco looks to be in some trouble here, as Capslock does that short Irish whip/flippy knee thing. Tag to Stank. Stank with a full nelson- and then drops forwards! Eco might figuratively be literally dead. Pin for Eco, and Knife is in to break up the count with an extremely soft stomp, apologizing profusely as he does so. As the ref escorts him away- there’s the low blow to Stank! Barroski never saw it! Knife never saw it! Capslock did, and he’s ticked. Eco with the Endgame, but he does not get it applied for long at all before Capslock breaks it up. Knife has no clue what brought on this savagery, but he knows it’s his duty to help his partner. He marches right up to Capslock, politely taps him on the shoulder, then clotheslines him over the top! Stank has finally recovered; standing ominously behind Knife. Eco is still either dead or faking it. The crowd is tense. But Stank doesn’t seem to bear any animosity towards Knife. Both are laughing like old pals, as both go to their respective corners. Stank tags in Capslock, he runs into the ring, OH SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS another low blow! Eco turns around, sees the ref is again occupied with Knife (the two are discussing a time-share arrangement), and hits another! The Endgame is now applied! And Stank cannot make it back to the ring in time to save Capslock from tapping out.
WINNERS in 6:53 – Ecosystem & The Knife
But Knife has no clue what’s going on. “Why was the match over so quickly?” he asks Eco. Eco shrugs this off as Capslock fumes and Stank is somehow amused. Spin Hansen is mad, and as for the Mysterious Forth Man in a Mask... no one can tell because he’s wearing a mask. As the four men leave the ring, Capslock is the last man down the stairs to head up the ramp. A man in a black mask hope the fence and BLASTS him in the back of the head with a steel chair! Capslock falls to one knee and grabs the back of his head, the chair shot opens a wound from a brick incident earlier in the day and blood pours through his fingers. Lock spins around, but the assailant slips back into the crowd and disappears.
ERIC O’MAC vs. BLACKDRAGON vs. APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCEThis week Apocalyptic Existence comes out with the Chickenshit Heels in tow. Eric O’ Mac won’t outwit him this week. AA has his wad of cash and is on his cell phone. Sounds like he’s placing bets. AE is animatedly telling TCH to stay in the corner and not leave. Johnny agrees, but AA is too busy on the phone. While AE is leaning over the ropes trying to get AA’s attention, the bell rings and EOM and BD take the opportunity to dump AE out of the ring, smashing into AA. BD laughs at AA, but that gives EOM the chance to attack BD from behind. EOM whips BD into the ropes, leapfrog, double leapfrog, EOM tries a third leapfrog but BD stopped in the ropes and nails EOM is the mush with a forearm smash. BD goes to the ground attack, working on the legs of EOM. Think of a Chris Benoit/RVD match up. And gets your hands out of your pants! You sick freaks! But we’ll give you about five minutes of work rate and high-0flying goodness, because AA and JA won’t let AE into the ring. AE keeps trying to get in the ring, but AA is explaining the Chickenshit Heels Theory of Triple Threat Matches, which apparently is to wait for the other two wrestlers to weaken and then pick up the victory. AE doesn’t see the logic, since he’s obviously larger than the other two, and finally gets into the ring. At this point BD has EOM in a Crossface, so AE simply drops a Big Leg on both of them to break the hold. AE tosses EOM out of the ring and goes to work on BD with a couple power moves, then whips him into the ropes. BD ducks under a clothesline, then kicks AE in the face when he ducks too quickly for a backdrop. DDT on the big man! BD gets a two-count, then grapevines the leg and wrenches back, trying to take the big man off his feet. But he doesn’t see EOM recovering and on the top rope, and barely sees the flying dropkick to the back of his head. EOM suplex the hell out of BD, then turns to AE for a little teamwork. AE agrees. He whips BD right into an EOM spinning wheel kick, then does the Big Leg Drop on the prone BD. But when he goes for the cover, EOM makes the save. AE is not happy, but EOM gives him the “It’s all business” look and offers BD to AE. AE tosses BD over the top rope as EOM applauds, but then AE turns to EOM in menacing fashion. EOM begs off in the corner, but that doesn’t appease AE. AE grabs EOM by the throat and lifts him off the ground, then tosses him into the center of the ring. A pin gets a two count, but EOM sneaks the shoulder out. BD crawls back into the ring and grabs a chin lock on AE, but AE simply stands up and backs BD hard into the corner. AE then picks up EOM and whips him hard into a corner, then follows up by whipping BD into the corner. AE then rushes across the ring and smashes both BD and EOM into the corner! AE violently tosses BD over the top rope and out of the ring, then grabs EOM and whips him cross corner. But EOM stumbles and falls half way there, grabbing his knee in pain. The Chickenshit Heels go nuts on the outside, yelling for AE to pin EOM. But AE wants to go for the Vertebreaker (Of course, Johnny wants the Big Boot, so AA signals for the Claw). AE and TCH argue for a bit more about finishing holds while the ref checks on EOM and makes the dreaded “X” signal. The ref is about to ring the bell when AE stops him. TCH cheers, but AE signals for the Vertebreaker. He picks up EOM by the hair, looks over at TCH…and that’s all EOM needs to small package AE! The ref makes the three count just before BD can dive into the ring to make the save!
WINNER - in 14:44, Eric O’Mac.
After the match, EOM flexes his knee a few times, then does a quick set of jumping jacks with his “bad” knee and mocks AE. TCH goes nuts on the outside, and BD is not much happier. BD tries to grab EOM’s leg, but EOM scampers away and up the ramp, still laughing and playing off his “knee injury.”
KZ vs. THE HALFRICAN AMERICANS vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADEAngelo Barros is YOUR referee!
kz enters first to hearty booing, followed by mixed cheers for the Devil's brigade as they march to the ring. The crowd gives sympathy cheers to THA as they try to dance on the way to the ring, but both figure their fizzate is sealed. All three teams meet in the center of the ring, kz staring down DB, while Fly and Nayr slowly back up out of Barros' field of view. Just as Barros calls for the bell, Nayr and Fly hit dropkicks, knocking LDW into Camby and Moose into O’Neil! Both scamper to the corner to plot as kz and Devil's brigade start beating the snot out of each other. Nayr and Fly play rock paper scissors ("Scisizzle!" Nayr wins!) to decide who starts for their team. Barros gets kz and the brigade separated just as Fly dejectedly walks right into LDW's fist. Camby then grabs Fly and throws him into LDW so he can pose for the crowd. The fans boo mightily, and LDW runs up behind Camby and gives him a double forearm between the shoulder blades. Nayr is covering his eyes as Fly tries desperately to crawl out from underfoot as Camby and LDW brawl to a corner, and Camby tags in O’Neil, who hops over the ropes into a swinging kick on LDW and dropping an elbow on the prone Fly. O’Neil gets up and continues the abuse on LDW. Camby hauls LDW up for O’Neil, then reaches for Fly as O’Neil slings LDW to the ropes. Moose stretches out for a tag and watches his partner eat a dropkick from O’Neil.. LDW rolls out of the ring as Moose climbs in. O’Neil is confused long enough for Moose to just walk up to him and clothesline O’Neil clean out of his boots! stomps follow in rapid succession but he stops when he sees Fly crawling to the corner to tag in Nayr. Moose strides over and drops an elbow on Fly's back, then taunts Nayr. Nayr tries to climb in after Moose but Barros stops to argue with him - leaving Moose to stomp away at Fly. LDW sneaks in and gets a running leg drop on O’Neil, then socks Camby before running back to his corner. Camby hops down and gives chase around the outside while Moose continues to work over Fly. LDW rounds the corner and eats a Paladin-rana from Nayr. Camby slides to a stop, seeing both of them on the ground. Camby hauls em both off the floor and gives em a DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER before walking back to his corner. Fans boo and throw stuff at Camby as he finds his place back at the corner. O’Neil is up and is helping Moose stomp Fly, but Moose has had enough of his help and clotheslines O’Neil out of the way. Despite the beat down, Fly still kicks out at 2. Moose stomps Fly some more and covers again. And again, Fly kicks out at 2. O’Neil has recovered and tags Camby back in, and he reaches for Moose. Moose knows better and backs away, tagging in LDW. Fly twitches on the mat before trying another desperate crawl to the corner to tag in Nayr. LDW looks back and forth, but Moose points at Camby. LDW charges Camby and leaves Fly to his ambitious crawling to the corner. Crowd stomps and claps, hoping that once Nayr's tagged in he can do some damage. LDW backs Camby to a neutral corner and pounds away to a three count from the ref, but Camby angrily switches positions and chokes LDW in the corner. Fly weakly reaches up for Nayr, who's BEGGING to get into the ring, but just before they can tag someone yanks Fly out of the ring! Nayr hops down to see a mysterious masked man stomping the hell out of Fly! Nayr tries to chase the guy off, and his shouting attracts the attention of ref Barros, who misses the masked man as he sneaks under the ring. Nayr hops up to argue with the ref, but then the masked man slips out the opposite side of the ring and TRIPS CAMBY! O’Neil hops off the ring and the masked man catches him in midair with a super kick! O'Neil drops to the floor in pain as the Masked Man escapes. Nayr sees this and has had enough! He hauls Fly up on the apron, ORDERS the ref to turn around, and tags Fly. Nayr climbs in the ring, vaults off Camby and slams LDW with a RAPPERBOY IN MOTION! He lands again on Camby's back in a double foot stomp and charges the kz corner, getting Moose in the mush with a leaping leg lariat. Camby gets up and chases Nayr, who runs a moment before using the ropes to reverse his momentum and slide between Camby's legs and hit a NAYRSAULT to put Camby on the mat~! The roof, the roof, the roof's been raised higher!!! Nayr doesn't stop there - he SUICIDE DIVES O’Neil on the outside and pounds him a bit, then gets up and clotheslines LDW. He climbs back in the ring and SALUTES, and the crowd explodes again! Fly is almost back to his feet, smiling as Nayr continues to CLEAN DA HIZZOUSE~!!! Moose storms into the ring with a chair to stop Nayr, who sees it coming and drops into a split when Moose swings. Camby is up once more and charges Nayr, who slides aside and Camby bowls over Moose! Barros is diving for cover as kz and the Brigade jump in the ring and start chasing Nayr around, but he dashes to the corner and walks up for a BOOMBOX IN THE WIND, lands behind them, and dropkicks Camby in the knee, who falls on both members of kz. O’Neil gets clear and climbs back in. Both spot the discarded chair and dive for it. O’Neil gets it first and menaces Nayr, who backs up to the middle of the ropes. O’Neil swings! Nayr Ducks! O'NEIL CATCHES THE CHAIR IN HIS FACE ON THE REBOUND! Crowd is going bonkers, they can't believe the comeback! Moose has wriggled free from the car wreck in the corner and delivers a HEART PUNCH to Nayr, who crumples in a heap. Crowd dies down as Moose covers, 1, 2, FLY WITH THE CORNER LEGDROP! Moose rolls clear and ref Barros (finally getting HIS composure) shoos Moose out of the ring for not being the legal man. LDW and Camby stop their brawling in the corner and charge THA, who land double dropsaults on them! Camby sprawls into the wrong corner, and he and Moose have words! LDW stomps the still-weakened Fly and reaches for Nayr. Fly gets to all fours while Nayr struggles. LDW wants a DDT, but Nayr pushes off and puts himself vertical, forcing LDW's weight backward and he falls over Fly! Nayr lands on his feet
but gets clubbed by O’Neil. Nayr turns and the two exchange blows, then O’Neil finally lands the WICKED LEFT HOOK! Nayr falls, but is tagged by Fly on the way down. O’Neil goes to cover Nayr and Fly vaults over him and drops a leg on LDW to keep him down. Barros drops between the two covers and counts one! Moose and Camby re-enter the ring to see the covers! The ref counts TWO! Moose goes to save LDW but Camby grabs him, clubs him and POWERBOMBS Moose when the ref counts THREE! O’Neil jumps up to celebrate, but then stops when he realizes the cheers are for............
WINNERS OF THE MATCH in 33:09 - NAYR AND FLY, THE HALFRICAN AMERICANS!
The replay shows Nayr's blind tag, and O’Neil pitches an unholy fit!
WCW vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELSTCH appears to be trying extra hard to be the bad guys tonight... or maybe AA just didn't have his pre-match hoagie and is extra irritated. Nevertheless, AA tells Wilder that he wants "fatass" in the ring. Westgaard tells AA that he's already in the ring, and that pisses AA off. AA goes after Tommy, but TW simply sidesteps him and tosses him into the corner. Some early double teaming, and now JWW gets the tag. Westgaard with some shoulder thrusts, then a flapjack out of the corner. JWW works a headlock, but AA pulls him down by the hair. Illegal, mind you. AA works move #786 on the mat, then wrenches it into a hammerlock and maneuvers over to tag in Adrenaline. Johnny stomps the shoulder and continues the focus on the arm. Wristlock is countered though with an Irish whip. JA slides under however, but whiffs on a dropkick. JWW tries a catapult, but Johnny lands on the middle rope. But Tommy runs the apron, up the ropes, and hits the Eddie Guerrero sunset flip power bomb out of the corner. AA hops in on that one and we've got a brawl. Tommy dropkicks Johnny out to the floor. AA looks for THE CLAW on Westgaard, but Tommy kicks him in the (sizeable) gut and Westgaard knocks Capps to the floor with the CROSSCHECK~! Johnny and AA are on dream street, oblivious to where they're at, and wCw's in full control. Then suddenly from behind, Hollywood Harris and Altrageous hit the ring and jump Wilder and Westgaard from behind. Referee Junior Hale immediately calls for the bell and throws the match out.
WINNER in 8:03: NO CONTEST.
Altrageous decks Junior for the Hale of it, then goes back to stomping the crap out of Wilder. Westgaard tries to put up a fight with Hollywood, but Harris kicks him in the nuts to stop any further offense. Harris and Alt grab wCw for STEREO TO BE EDITED IN LATERS~! But Adrenaline and Capps roll back in with chairs and WALLOP THE CHAMPIONS across the back!! Crowd goes batshit as Johnny and AA pepper Hollywood and Altrageous with lefts and rights. Cole and Firechild hit the ring to look for the assist, but they get cut off by wCw, who are just getting to their feet. IT'S BREAKING LOOSE IN TULSA! Westgaard backdrops Cole over the top and to the floor, and Wilder monkey flips Firechild out of the ring. AA clotheslines Hollywood over and out, and Johnny looks for the ADRENALINE RUSH on Altrageous! But Harris hops up and grabs his partner on the slingshot and pulls him out to the floor. Wilder and Westgaard grab the chairs and look to hold the retreating Set at bay. Johnny and AA slowly back away, and bump into wCw. We get the AWKWARD STAREDOWN~! What's gonna happen?? Wilder and Westgaard cautiously drop the chairs to their sides. Words are exchanged, but Adrenaline and Capps see the weapons and in one sudden motion, bail to the floor. AA and JA slap the hands of a few fans on their way around ringisde, but then remember that they're supposed to be heels! Johnny runs back and spits on one of the fans he slapped hands with, while AA steals a teenager's popcorn and begins eating it, much to the delight of the young fan.
AA: Hey!! You're supposed to be mad at me! I stole your popcorn, punk!
JA: Alan... Alan... remember what we talked about?
AA: What? He ain't sellin' for me! Kid, you think we're payin you $25 to sit there and laugh at us??
JA: Alan, we're on TV, man!
AA: What? At least the guy you spit on sold it! This punk here ain't doin nothing.Johnny grabs the popcorn from AA and dumps it on the kid, then spits on him.
AA[/b]: I was eating that.[/i]
FIRECHILD vs. VOLTAGE vs. CONCRETE TG – Onslaught Championship MatchWe come back from ads and this match has already got underway. FC and Voltage are trading blows in the center of the ring while CTG is curled up in pain in the corner of the ring . . . a replay from during the ads shows FC barely moving out of the way in time and CTG crashing into the ring post, that one is going to sting for a long while. While Voltage is obviously trying to beat the snot out of FC he also seems to be backing him away from the corner that CTG is in, almost to give him time to recover. Voltage switches and hits 3 savage chops in a row on Firechild before whipping him into the ropes and throwing him up into a huge back body drop as he comes off. Voltage hits FC with a couple of elbows before he notices Concrete getting up in the corner of the ring . . . he pulls FC back to his feet and, with the smallest of gestures into the corner, whips FC over towards Concrete. Crete sees FC coming and nails him with a devastating clothesline, which is immediately followed up by a falling head butt from Voltage. Voltage moves to grab FC back up off the mat again but gets pulled down and through the ropes to the outside leaving a dazed FC in the ring with a recovering CTG. The two men start teeing off on each other while Voltage gets to his feet on the outside . . . he looks between the two men on the outside before shoving the ring announcer off his chair, folding it up and throwing it into the ring - just as CTG has leveled FC with a spinning elbow. Voltage climbs into the ring while CTG picks up the chair and moves towards him. CTG is obviously berating Voltage as the ref comes over to try and get the chair out of the ring . . . meanwhile FC is recovering and moves up behind CTG out of the refs vision and is about to his him with a low blow when Voltage dives across CTG, stopping FC. The ref and CTG are now holding the chair but, obviously being the stronger, CTG wins that battle and wrenches the chair out of the refs hands while simultaneously spinning around and delivering a thunderous shot to the skull of Voltage . . . missing a ducking FC by millimeters. In his shock at what he's done CTG allows the ref to snatch the chair from out of his hand and, while the ref is throwing the chairs out of the ring and CTG moves over to check on Voltage, FC hits CTG with a low blow before moving over to cover the still prone Voltage for the one two three as the ref comes back into the ring . . .
WINNER - in 8.09, Firechild!!
3PIECE SET vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchThe Team From Down Under comes to the ring first. They wait calmly, but their frustration mounts visibly as The Best Friends Forever, representing the Three Piece Set, come out brandishing their title belts. Chris Alt gets a little to close to his opponents, and has to dive out of the ring to avoid a charging Outback Jack. The Set regroup outside the ring and get serious, dropping their antics and the belts and hopping onto the apron. Referee Angelo Barros calls for the bell, and we’re under way. Alt and Gator lock up. Gator pushes Alt back into the corner and Barros calls for the break. Gator complies, and Alt takes advantage with an eye poke, followed by a headlock and a punch to the face. Alt grabs another headlock and tags Hardbody Harris, who comes in with a double ax handle to the back. The Set work Gator over in the corner, making frequent tags, until Alt attempts an Irish whip and Gator reverses into a power slam,. Harris attempts to enter, but isn’t fast enough to keep Gator from tagging Jack. Jack is en fuego, and he gets the best of both Alt and Harris. As he sets up the boomerang, kz comes to the ring. The distraction allows Harris to get in a low blow (which Angelo misses), and drag Alt to the corner and tag himself in (which Angelo sees). Harris goes on the attack with a combination of punches and kicks, culminating in a Famasser. He covers and gets two. Harris makes a tag and The Set take Jack apart, hitting a tandem dropkick, a flapjack, and a stomach buster. Despite the beating, however, they can’t keep Jack down for three. Gator makes several attempts to help, but is held back by kz. Alt decides to make full use of his resources, and tosses Jack to ringside. He taunts Gator, who attempts to enter and distracts Barros while kz go to work on Jack. This also provides an opportunity for Johnny Adrenaline and Attitude Adjuster to run / amble to the ring. They pull Harris off the apron and beat him down. Alt sees the attack, and attempts to point it out to Angelo, but kz roll Jack back in, which draws Barros’ attention. Alt takes things into his own hands and Johnny and AA back away from Harris as he starts to leave the ring. Alt turns back and gets leveled by a clothesline from Jack. Jack picks Alt up and throws him across the ring to the Aussie corner. Alt gets to his feet and is driven into the turnbuckles by a shoulder tackle. The Aussies take control, trapping Alt in their corner. With Alt worn down, Gator sprints to the Set’s corner and dropkicks Harris into the waiting arms of the CSH. The Aussies hit the Call of the Wild on Alt and Gator covers, but Harris manages to make the save. Firechild and Chris Cole make their way to ringside at this point, and Johnny and AA are trapped between them and kz. Barros leaves the ring to prevent a war, but does so facing kz. This allows Firechild to toss his belt to Harris, who wallops Gator and tosses it back. Harris tackles Jack over the ropes as Cole directs Barros back to the ring and Alt makes the cover. HH is ready to deliver TO BE EDITED IN LATER~! to the prone OBJ on the floor when he stops mid move. What? He sees the unknown cloaked man in the front row! He bails out of the ring to confront the mysterious individual. HH tries to flip the hood off the cloaked man, but he backs off. He smiles and disappears into the crowd of fans (why aren't the fans trying to reveal his identity? Why don't the fans stop this guy? They must hate Hollywood Harris that much!) HH starts to climb over the barricade to chase the cloaked man when TCH whacks him from behind! They brawl on the outside while inside, Angelo Barros makes the count, One…Two…Three.
WINNERS, and still OOWF Tag Team Champions, in 22:36, The Three Piece Set.
After the match: Outback Jack pulls Gator out of the ring and they walk up the aisle, followed at a distance by Johnny and AA. As they reach the curtain, Thim Reynolds shoulders them aside as he heads to the ring. He joins the standoff between The Set and kz. Words escalate to shouts and threats, but a flock of referees keep it from going further.
After officials avert another brawl Hardbody Harris rolls back into the ring with a mic:
“Hey! I know you’re here! I know you’re here. And I know who you are. THERE! (points to a section in the crowd) Come over here so we can have a little talk!”
The unknown man in the brick red cloak climbs over the guardrail and comes into the ring.
“So. I know you’ve been watching me. You’ve been watching me for a long time. So what I, the #1 Tag Team Wrestler in the OOWF, Hardbody Harris wants to know is. Why?”
The cloaked man has a sinister smile. “You know why. I like watching.”
“Well, of course you do. I know you do. Just like all of these idiot fans like watching me. But you… I want to know what’s going in that twisted head of yours. I want to know if I should be watching you.”
“Maybe you should. Maybe you’ll like it.”
The cloaked man slides out of the ring and disappears into the crowd. Harris looks on concerned as we cut to commercial.CAPELLAN vs. UNDERDAWG – OOWF Intercontinental Title Falls Count Anywhere MatchCap’s music plays, but no one comes through the curtain. Moments later, the feed cuts to the back, where Cap has just bashed UD in the face with a chair. The ref sprints from the ring to the back and UD boots Cap in the face after another attempted chair shot. The bell is rung and the carnage continues as UD flings Cap over the concession table and into the wall. He drags Cap through various condiments and vegetable trays. Cap counters with hot sauce to the eyes and a bulldog from the table to the floor. Cap puts the boots to UD, sits him up, and then drop kicks a serving tray into his face. He gets 2 as UD powers out of the pin fall. Cap continues the assault, but UD catches a kick, spins him around, and levels him with a clothesline. He then tosses him into the nearest wall and avalanches him. Huge leg drop gets UD a 2 count and he hauls Cap to his feet. Cap elbows him in the gut, kicks him in the knee, and then yanks him by the ears. UD hits the wall hard and Cap hunts down another chair. Wild swing connects with nothing but wall and UD tackles Cap to the ground. Mounted punches follow and UD is firmly in control. Leaning him against the wall, UD throws half a dozen Dog Bones to the gut and one to the dome before dragging Cap towards the curtain. He bounces Cap’s head off a nearby trunk before tossing him through the curtain. Cap rolls halfway down the ramp as UD stalks him. Low blow by Cap and a DDT put the big Dawg down. Cap hooks the legs but UD kicks out with authority at 2 then sits up and stares Cap in the eyes. Cap hits a series of knees to the side of UD’s face before attempting the Vindicator~!!! However, UD manages to back drop him on the cold unforgiving steel. UD rag dolls him into the ring side barriers twice before dragging him towards the ring. Cap kicks UD a few times to slow him down and hops up with his free leg and nails UD with an enziguri in one beautiful fluid motion. Cap then rams UD head first into barrier before draping him over it. Cap leaps onto the barricade and nearly decapitates UD with a scissors kick. They continue to brawl through the crowd. UD starts to gain momentum, until Cap blasts him in the face with and unopened can of beer. He toasts the guy that provided it and turns right into a boot to the mush. UD takes over from here and whips him into the barricade. A boot to the face sends Cap back to the ringside area. Cap fights back, but UD dazes him with four head butts then picks him up and rams him into the ring post. UD signals for the Fire Plug Piledriver~!!! Cap counters with a rake to the eyes and a Last Rites style neck breaker. Clearing the table of monitors, Cap takes the last monitor and hits UD over the head with it and positions his body on the Ugandan announce table. Another shot to the head for good measure and Cap gets on the top rope. Frog Splash connects and the table explodes. As the crowd chants appropriately, the ref gets in position. Cap drapes an arm but remarkably, UD rolls the shoulder at two. Ten count is administered and UD sits up at 6. He drags Cap to his feet and tosses him into the ring. Just then, UD is dropped to one knee from a vile chair shot to the back. HH bends the chair after four more shots. He taunts the crowd and turns right into a baseball slide. From the apron, he Moonsaults both guys. Unfortunately for him, Altrageous materializes out of nowhere and nails him with the ring bell. UD is and throwing huge right hands that connect with Alt’s head. HH is picked off by Cap and they brawl for a minute or two until Cap counters the TBEIL~!!! with a lung blower. Alt attempts the Spinal Contusion~!!! on the big dawg, but gets double legged instead. HH recovers and hits Cap from behind. HH attacks and he and UD wind up in the ring for a moment, while Cap and Alt slug it out on the outside. HH is thrown back to the floor and UD gets a head of steam. Huge suicide dive connects with Alt and HH as Cap moves at the last second. Chair assisted Moonsault from the barricade to the back of UD head is finally enough to put this one to bed.
WINNER in 40:09 – Capellan
After the match Capellan slowly gets to his feet and offers his hand to help UnderDawg to his feet. Dawg snarls at him for a second, then takes his hand and Cap helps him up. The two men stare at each other for a minute, then UnderDawg offers his hand. Cap shakes and UD raises Caps hand in victory
CHRIS COLE & THIM REYNOLDS vs. CANADIAN DRAGON & AX-MANThis is going to be an interesting contest folks, as Canadian Dragon and Ax-man team against the team of Thim Reynolds and Chris Cole! The PARTNERS in this match dislike each other almost as much as they dislike their OPPONENTS! Thim Reynolds stalks down to the ring, and goes through his usual pre-match ritual, Chris Cole’s music hits, and he basks in the heat as he walks to the ring, steps in FRONT of Thim, and hits a double bicep! Thim gives him a shove, Cole spins on him and Angelo Barros has to step in to keep the two partners from tearing into each other. Now Canadian Dragon’s hits, and he stride to the ring, climbs through the ropes and fires a thrust kick at Cole, who dives out of the ring, drawing a smirk from CD and a laugh from Thim. Dragon puts his back to the corner as Ax-Man’s music starts, and waits for his partner. After a minute, Ax-Man staggers from behind the curtain, his face a bloody mess. Two men in black sweats and masks follow him out carrying chairs, and before Dragon can react, drop Ax like a stone with a Con-Chair-To! Dragon starts to leave the ring, but is pulled back in by Cole, who rams CD into the turnbuckle and yells for Barros to ring the bell! Dragon responds by reversing Cole into the corner and chopping the hell out of his chest, so it looks like we now have a handicap match! Dragon continues his assault on Cole, sticking with a martial-arts offense that would make Tajiri turn green with envy. Cole is looking for a way out while covering up, and finally resorts to the tried and true Greco-roman eye poke. Cole grabs Dragon by the mask and slams him backward to the mat, and then drives a knee into the forehead. Cole picks him up, scoop slam! Cole poses for a moment, goes to pick Dragon up again and eats a kick to the head! Dragon gets to his feet and suplexes Cole right out of his boots, throwing him across the ring! Cole gets to his feet and is really pissed. Before he can do anything, Thim reaches in and blind tags! Cole turns on Thim who points him out of the ring and says “I’ll show you how it is done.” Cole still looks pissed but gets out of the ring. Thim and CD lock up, and as familiar as these two are with each other, they go hold for hold and move for move until Dragon changes gears a little too fast for Thim and sweeps the bigger man’s legs, taking him to the mat. Dragon immediately transitions to the legs, working both knees with stomps, and then a standing deathlock! Coles starts to get in the ring, Barros moves to get him out and misses Thim dragging himself to the ropes – before Barros turns back around, CD pulls him back to the center of the ring! Dragon really puts on the pressure, but Thim won’t tap – Then Dragon rolls it into a pinning situation, and now Cole is back in the ring to break it up, which also frees Thim from the hold! Thim tries to get to his feet, and Cole takes another swipe at Dragon, who simply dodges and drop-kicks Cole off the apron. This gives Thim time to recover, and he chop-blocks CD! Turn about is fair play! Now Thim is picking apart Canadian Dragon, focusing the damage on the back and neck, to set up The Adjustment! He goes for the hold, but Dragon is able to turn out of it, and kicks him off into the corner – and now Cole blind tags in! Thim starts to go back to CD to finish him off, but Cole pulls him off to say “Uh-uh – My turn!” Thim pushes Cole, and Barros is forced to separate them again! Thim puts his hand up to say “OK, all yours…” and climbs out of the ring – then smacks Cole in the back of the head as a “tag”! Cole turns and smacks Thim, who slaps Cole, who responds with a punch! Thim and Cole are now trading punches, until Barros FINALLY gets Thim out of the ring – but as Cole turns around, he eats a BIG kick from Canadian Dragon! Dragon drags Cole to his feet and sets up the Canadian Destroyer, but is too close to Thim who reaches out and grabs the back of CD’s mask, and pulls him back into the corner – Cole recovers, charges in, Dragon slips out of Thim’s grip and Cole nails THIM! Canadian Dragon grabs a stunned Chris Cole and rolls him up – 1, 2 - - - Thim Reynolds leans in and rolls Cole on top behind the ref’s back! 1 – 2 – 3!
WINNERS AT 10:18 - Chris Cole and Thim Reynolds!
Post match, Chris Cole gets in Thim’s face to say “Hey, see who carries THIS team?” And Thim takes a bit of offense – but then both of them notice Canadian Dragon getting to his feet…Cole charges over and puts the boots to the masked man, Thim sets up his elbow pad as Chris Cole gets ready for the headliner….
Then the lights go out!
BONG….BONG….BONG…WOOF!
The lights come on and Underdog is right behind Chris Cole! Cole looks panicked, but doesn’t see UD - Thim smiles and shrugs to say “Gee, must have been nothing….” Cole relaxes for a second, then confused when Thim rolls out of the ring – then panic again as UD spins him around, goozles “The Main Event” and choke-slams him through the mat!
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