OOWF MidWeek Mayhem/Damage Control
Live! From Hungry Horse Montana!
<Special thanks to Crete for coming up with the name>
Russ: Folks I am sure you were expecting live OOWF action tonight, but we are having some difficulty with the video department and the tape has, unfortunately, been lost. So tonight, we offer you a very special recap show. I am joined by my colleague Razz
Razz: It is an honor to be here tonight Russ; this should certainly be something different.
Russ: We are also joined by wrestling legend, and occasional bodyguard for The Chickenshit Heels, Kevin Nash
Nash: Good to be here again boys. From what I hear, Hell on Earth II was the highest rated pay per view in the history of pay per view – which I helped create. See it was back in about 1982, I was in the AWA, working the Minneapolis territory, I had this blood feud going with Butcher Vachon, the whole thing was money. So one day Big V, that’s Verne Gagne for those who don’t know, comes up to me and tells me he wants to somehow get this feud out to the people. Well now, we had already had complaints from the Canadian government, there were so many Canucks crossing the border that all that were left were curlers and lumberjacks. So I sez to Vern, hey, let’s go to Pay Per View. The rest, as they say, is history.
Russ: Really? I remember when I was part of ECW’s very first PPV, that was OFF THA HOOK!
Nash: That’s cute Razz, what did that draw a .1 Muta or something?
Razz: I think they use buy rates
Nash: Well then what’s the Muta scale?
Razz: Something to do with blood
Nash: Oh. I’m A positive
Russ: Can we please get on with the card?
Nash: Is he always so grumpy?
Razz: Only when Adrian Peterson gets hurt
CONCRETE TG & VOLTAGE vs. SYB & APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCERuss: Our first match of the night featured the very unlikely team of Voltage and Concrete TG facing the equally unlikely duo of SYB and Apocalyptic Existence.
Razz: It was an odd pairing, and Crete and Voltage picked up the win, I dunno Russ, do you think Crete might be coming around on this guy?
Russ: I know Crete to be a good judge of character…
Nash: Didn’t he team with Moose for, like, six months?
Razz: Well, yes, but Moose won a match that forced Crete into the partnership.
Nash: Sounds a lot like how my first wife and I got together. It was Maui, around ’85 or so….
Russ: Not to interrupt, but let me interrupt. Can we please stay focused on the match?
Razz: Well there is one thing I just gotta know, what was Voltage wearing?
Russ: My only thought is that he was trying to get into the spirit of the team with Crete.
Nash: Was he wearing Wonder Woman boots?
Russ: No, those were not Wonder Woman boots
Nash: Well it hurt my eyes. You know it is loud when even Crete is looking at him like he is insane
Razz: I am not sure if he thinks a costume will get him over any better, it takes talent and skill, it doesn’t matter what you wear.
Nash: Weren’t you the Tazzmaniac once?
Razz: Yeah, so?
Nash: What was that all about, were you like a caveman or something? What was with the fur?
Razz: Look, I was young, but that is not the point!
Russ: Can we get back on topic?
Nash: Fine. What’s with Apocalyptic Existence? Is that his name?
Razz: Yeah, that’s his name.
Nash: That makes no sense.
Russ: This pairing of Crete and Voltage begs the interesting question, will Voltage become a member of the Heroes Guild?
Nash: What is that all about? Do they think they are real heroes?
Razz: They are fighting the good fight, you know, super faces.
Nash: There’s no money in that!
Russ: It’s not about the money Nash
Nash: It’s ALWAYS about the money Russ.
Razz: He has a point. I don’t know if this makes them a member or not, but word on the street is GM the Rick has put Crete and Voltage in a match against The Halfrican Americans at the Doomy Doomy Doom Doom III show. That should be one hell of a match up!
Russ: I also hear that this could well be an audition of sorts for Nayr and Fly.
Nash: Uber-faces? That makes NO sense! Why?
BLACKDRAGON vs. ERIC O’MACRuss: Moving along to our next match, we saw Blackdragon settle a score of sorts against Eric O’Mac, getting the pin in a hard fought battle. Nash, is there anything you would like to add about this match?
Nash: Well, not taking anything away from Blackdragon, the guy is a fierce competitor. But when you have an eye for talent like I do, you tend to pick out the future superstars, and I gotta tell you, Eric O’Mac has that “it” factor. The kid has moxie.
Razz: Well, I like Eric as much as the next guy, but his problem is a lack of focus. Blackdragon, to me, he is one of the most underrated guys on this roster, a former tag champion and a former Intercontinental champion, this guy has the focus of a bulldog.
Nash: You his PR man Razz?
Razz: Hey now!
Russ: Those are both good points, and I agree that both men are on their way up. As a special bonus to our fans, I would like to welcome Eric O’Mac to the studio.
<EOM walks in talking on the cell phone, the others wait patiently, Razz looks at his watch, Nash coughs a little, finally Eric gets off the phone>
Russ: Hope we weren’t interrupting anything
EOM: Well, to be honest, you were, my agent was just about to wrap up a three picture deal for me
Razz: really? Can I get that agent’s digits?
EOM: Please, Razz, he is WAY out of your league
Russ: Eric I wanted to ask you about your match against Blackdragon…
EOM: The kid got lucky, plain and simple. My agent tells me that I am, quite simply, the best wrestler in the OOWF. Whenever I lose, it certainly is not my fault.
Nash: I hear that!
Razz: So, you gettin’ a rematch at the pay per view?
EOM: As a matter of fact, my agent finished that deal earlier today. Its gonna be me and Blackdragon inside a steel cage. Dragon, if I feel you are up to speed, maybe I will see about getting you a bit part in my movie. I think my character needs someone to carry his bag. <with that EOM leaves>
Russ: Wow
Nash: Just a little uncomfortable there.
THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. KZWCW vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDERRuss: Next up was a match that was one of the most out of control matches I have ever seen. The Devil’s Brigade and kz battled to a no contest, but there was a lot of blood spilled, and I have to ask, who is the masked man interfering on kz’s behalf?
Razz: Well call me crazy, but I don’t think kz is even aware of this guy running interference in these matches. It seems like he is trying to help out, but it is always when kz isn’t looking. I don’t know what to make of it.
Nash: Well kz are some mean cats, and the Devils are no boy scouts. I didn’t expect this to be a scientific encounter, and I was right.
Russ: I think this segues into our next match, since they were involved in this one as well, The Team From Down Under and wCw also went to a no contest when kz and The Devil’s Brigade interfered in their match.
Nash: IT’S PANDAMONIUM! Man, you got four teams of guys attacking each other, back stage assaults, beat downs, two on one attacks, I just can’t condone that sort of thing.
Razz: Weren’t you in the nWo?
Nash: Yeah, but we were provoked.
Russ: Indeed. I am getting word that GM the Rick has ordered a Fatal Four Way match at Doomy Doomy Doom Doom III between these four teams, and on top of that, it will be a bunkhouse match. The only thing prohibited, is anything from Taipei.
Razz: THAT IS GONNA BE OFF THA HOOK!
Nash: Isn’t that restriction of fair trade?
Russ: What?
Nash: Well I mean we are essentially placing an embargo on all things from Taipei. This is a small struggling nation state facing a tough financial crisis. Do we have the right to arbitrarily mandate that we are restricting free and open trade to that country? And what might the ramifications of such a policy be? To take away the Taipei implements from this match means the Taipei economy could take a potential hit that would be deleterious to that country’s rising economic standing. A unilateral decision by the OOWF board to decide on such an action seems to break the spirit of free trade. I gotta say guys, I think we should veto this one.
Razz: Who are you?
Nash: What?
Russ: Either way, who do you pick in that match for the pay per view? Kz has a history with the Aussies, but the Devils and wCw certainly have their share of history as well.
Razz: It is a tough call, but I am picking wCw to tough this one out. They are a little fresher, and they have a score to settle with 3Piece Set, winning this match will go a long way toward that.
UNDERDAWG vs. THIM REYNOLDSRuss: Next up, UnderDawg vs. Thim Reynolds
Nash: You know, UnderDawg reminds me of someone, but I can’t quite place who it is.
Razz: Thim scored what some might consider an upset by beating ‘Dawg.
Russ: If this were a clean pin, I might be inclined to agree with you, but it took Cole’s interference for Thim to get the win
Nash: Someone I think I have faced before
Razz: Yeah, but you can see the interference was not wanted, they damn near came to blows after the match, and Thim left Cole to eat a choke slam straight to hell!
Russ: I find it a little odd that Thim holds a win over both Cole and UnderDawg, yet at Doomy Doomy Doom Doom, the match has just been announced, it will be Chris Cole defending his OOWF World Title, not against Thim Reynolds, but, get this, against UnderDawg – IN AN ULTIMATE HELL MATCH!
Nash: whoah! Six Sides of Steel! That was one helluva…
Razz: Wrong promotion Nash.
Nash: Oh
Razz: That is a HUGE announcement Russ! ‘Dawg has never lost an Ultimate Hell match! Cole is in big time trouble!
Russ: And I can’t imagine Thim is going to be too pleased about this. He will be facing Apocalyptic Existence at the Pay Per View, while I believe Apocalyptic Existence is a phenomenal athlete, I have a feeling Thim will be beside himself in this one.
Razz: Come on Russ, just say it, AE is a dead man
Nash: DEAD MAN WALKING! Think maybe I should get involved in that one?
Razz: Why would you?
Nash: Well, AE is a bodyguard for Johnny and Capps, and since I am pretty much the Alpha and Omega for bodyguards I kinda gave the kid some advice. I sat him down and told him, “kid, it musta been back in about ’71 or so, I was in Argentina bodyguarding for Argentina Rocco against Ox Baker. Well about 12 minutes in things got dicey when Baker went for the eyes and the fans were about to riot. The promoter ran to me and told me I had to do something to quiet the audience, so I grabbed the house mic and told the crowd “Ventiladores de la Argentina! ¡No tenga ningún miedo! ¡La su Argentina querida Rocca vencerá a panadero cobarde del buey! Confíeme en cuando le digo buen triunfo de la voluntad ¡esto es todo fijo! ¡El buen individuo ganará! ¡Pero esto está entre nosotros, no rompe el kayfabe!*” Words to live by.
Razz: You’re bilingual?
Nash: I’m bi-lotsa things. Uhh, wait
<awkward silence>
Nash: So guys, what is the next match we are gonna talk about?
JOHNNY ADRENALINE vs. CANADIAN DRAGONRuss: Next up, we have a match between Johnny Adrenaline and Canadian Dragon
Razz: Oh yeah, hey Razz who wins that match?
Russ: Johnny Adrenaline wins it
Razz: Uh huh, watch this Nash, and, uh, Russ, how do you feel about the newly face Johnny Adrenaline?
Russ: Well, Johnny is a gifted athlete, I may not agree with all he does, but the man is one of the greatest talents in the world, I just wish he had decided to go this route before
Razz: Unbelievable
Nash: I haven’t seen that much backpedaling since the Hogan turned face after the nWo!
Razz: Adrenaline is on a roll, I will give him that, and that has to kill you Russ!
Russ: We can’t let personal emotions get involved in this!
Razz: You gotta be kidding me! You were about to skin him alive a few months ago!
Russ: He was a heel then!
Nash: Razz, don’t you know that announcers can flip flop faster on a wrestler than a politician during debates! Think back for a minute, Jim Ross was SET ON FIRE by Kane, then only months later he was verbally fellating him in a feud with Snitsky. He can’t help it.
Russ: Thank you Nash. But lets get on topic. Johnny Adrenaline may finally be living up to his promise, but more importantly, what is going on with Canadian Dragon? He just cannot ever seem to sustain any momentum.
Razz: The kid has an amazing presence in the ring, and an amazing finisher, but for some reason, he seems to wander from feud to feud and can’t seem to sustain intensity.
Nash: Ahh his finisher, the Canadian Destroyer, I used to use a move very similar, called it the Scottsdale Suicide Swirl, where the Destroyer gets one rotation, it got three. It was outlawed in 192 countries so I can’t use it, but if we go to the Kingdom of Bahrain, watch out!
Russ: Well I am sure the bookers are aware of that, do you even know where the Kingdom of Bahrain is?
Nash: Do I LOOK like Matt Stryker?
Razz: Or Dean Douglas
Nash: AH BURN! Who thinks fighting teachers is a good gimmick?
DRINK & DESTROY vs. ECOSYSTEM & THE KNIFERuss: MOVING ON! Or next match is, quite honestly one of the more bizarre pairings I have ever seen. Drink & Destroy and Ecosystem and the Knife fought to a no contest. I almost don’t even know where to start with this one.
Razz: Well The Knife appears to really believe Eco is a good guy. The kid seems a bit naïve to me
Nash: A bit? If this kid were any more clueless he would forget to breathe! C’mon kid! Get with it! Not since the nWo led Beefcake to believe he was one of us have I seen someone so oblivious! The Booty Man, Zodiac, The Man With No Name, Beefcake, I HATE when someone goes through dozens of gimmick changes!
Russ: Weren’t you once Oz?
Nash: That musta been some other seven foot tall sexy guy.
Russ: and what is going on with the masked man attacking Drink & Destroy? This week Stank was attacked again, this time the masked man ran in right after the match and ran him shoulder first into the steel ring post. Who is this guy?
Razz: I have no idea.
Nash: That’s it?
Razz: Well I don’t!
Razz: You think this match was confusing, GM the Rick has another match announced for the pay per view, Drink & Destroy versus The Knife and Ecosystem in a, get this, Onslaught Rules match!
Nash: HA! Onslaught Rules! The Blood will flow in this one!
Russ: Nash do you even know what Onslaught rules means? Remember the Capellan-Altrageous Hell in the Cell last month?
Nash: The one where Altrageous couldn’t cheat?
Russ: Yes
Nash: THAT’S WHAT THIS IS GONNA BE? WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE BUYRATES!
Razz: I think the Knife is the only one who will benefit from this match, can the other three wrestle a clean match to save their lives?
Nash: Why would they want to?
Russ: I think this is a brilliant piece of strategy by the Knife, it allows his skills to shine through while putting others at a disadvantage, I know you may think I am crazy, but I really think this will be Knife’s coming out party
Razz: As opposed to Nash’s coming out party a few minutes ago!
Nash: Wow, good one Sky Low Low, you know, midget wrestling was big in the 70’s.
Razz: HEY! I am 5’9”!
Russ: Yeah and Capps is 235 pounds
Nash: OH BURN RUSS!
Razz: Hey Nash, I think you just blew your quad saying that!
Nash: I think my quad is taller than you!
Russ: Can we get back on the subject….again and get to our next match?
Nash: You got a hot date or something Russ?
Razz: His inflatable Adrian Peterson doll got here today
Nash: wow
FIRECHILD vs. SPIN HANSEN – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchRuss: ON TO THE NEXT MATCH! We have our first title defense of the night, Firechild defeated Spin Hansen when he hit him with brass knux behind the ref’s back, not exactly in the spirit of the Onslaught division.
Razz: I think Firechild is losing it man, he is talking to the title belt, and just being weirder than normal.
Nash: Come on guys, even though I can’t even comprehend of a title where you can’t cheat, holding a title is a great accomplishment. When I held the WWF title for four years….
Russ: One year
Nash: Whatever, when I held the WWF title I used to take it with me everywhere. You know that movie where Tom Hanks talks to the volleyball? They got that idea from me. I used to put lipstick on the belt and spray a littler perfume, turn the lights low….
Russ: This IS a family show
Nash: Well, anyway, it is easy to become obsessed with a title
Razz: I held the ECW title for a long time
Nash: Look Razz, no one cares that you were the Bingo Hall champion
Russ: Back to the subject, Gm the Rick has ordered a rematch between these two at Doomy Doomy Doom Doom III, SHOULD BE A GOOD ONE!
Gimmickman: Hey!
Russ: Sorry kid, we own that catchphrase, it was in your contract.
Nash: Tragic, this is why I tell the rookies, READ YOUR CONTRACT
Razz: At least he got paid, I didn’t even have a contract, just a handshake
Nash: What the hell kind of promotion was this?
Razz: Never mind, I think Spin has a good chance at winning the title. 3Piece Set is starting to show some cracks, I think he will be the first to fall and the rest will crumble behind him
Nash: They remind me of a group I was in once, we dominated a fed too
Russ: The problem is, would Cole even care if Firechild lost the title? For that matter would Harris and Altrageous? They have been suspiciously quiet since winning the titles.
Nash: How would that lack of unity work for them in their upcoming title defense against The Halfrican Americans? OMG segue!
3PIECE SET vs. THE HALFRICAN AMERICANS – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchRuss: Well since you asked, 3Piece Set get yet another tainted win to retain their titles. This time Sugar slipped Harris a piece of a lead pipe which he used to KO Fly and get the win. These two are becoming quite the pair.
Razz: But Russ, one thing I gotta wonder, what is going on with the weird guy in a cloak? That guy is completely distracting 3Piece Set, specifically Hollywood Harris, let’s take a look:
<the video screen pops up>
HH is ready to perform TO BE EDITED IN LATER~! to a prone Nayr, when he pauses. He looks around at the audience. Alt comes over to him and says "There's no one out there, man! Hit that wigger!" And just as HH starts up again with TBEIL~!, Nayr delivers a jaw-popping dropsault, kicking HH all the way out of the ring! HH gets up and starts looking around the audience again, when Alt comes over again "The match, man! The m...." And then he stops and sees the red cloaked man in the third row of the crowd. HH and Alt run into the crowd to chase after the cloaked man as he disappears into the crowd. Meanwhile, Nayr and Fly are dancing in the ring, entertaining the fans. Nayr with the Terminator! Fly busts out the Roger Rabbit! Here's the clincher... OMG~!, Fly perfectly executes Bobby Brown's over-the-leg hop from the "Every Little Step I Take" video! The crowd is roaring! But it immediately turns into boos as HH and Alt are back in the ring, assaulting The Halfrican Americans from behind!
Russ: Razz or Nash, do you have any idea who this guy could be?
Nash: I have no idea, but that cloak is pretty sweet!
Razz: What was even more interesting was after the match, they tried to end Fly and Nayr’s career with a brutal beatdown when Concrete TG made the save. What was Crete doing making the save on these two? Could The Halfrican Americans be the newest members of The Heroes Guild?
Nash: The Heroes Guild?
Russ: I think that is what he is calling it, and I have no idea. You hate to speculate, but I know from insider sources…
Nash: deep_insider?
Russ: No, he was a douche
Razz: Was he the one from England?
Nash: No that was that fuckstick parvini and all his other names
Razz: Oh the assclown that passed himself off as this fatherly type and lifted articles from other sites!
Russ: No, that was Spinning Toe Hold
Nash: He was the one that lied to everyone and made those wanks in the baseball thread feel bad for them and start a petition to get him back
Razz: No that was yousef
Russ: I think we are breaking some kind of kayfabe here
Nash: Isn’t asking that breaking some kind of kayfabe?
Razz: You just lifted that from AA’s sig line!
Nash: His what?
Russ: We are treading dangerous grounds here. Let’s focus on the match at hand. The Halfrican Americans get screwed out of the titles, and as their reward, they will face Concrete TG, who saved them, and his partner Fly. Meanwhile at the pay per view, 3Piece Set may finally face off against The Chickenshit Heels
Razz: Well Capps and Adrenaline have been stumping for a match….
Nash: You said stump
Razz: Thank you Beavis
Nash: No problem FIRE FIRE FFFFFFFIRE! Anyway, what does it take for my boys to get a match? They offered cash, they have done everything that has been asked of them to get a match, and still 3Piece Set won’t face them. Don’t make me go to Madagascar and train them for this one boys!
Razz: When was the last time you actually trained for a match?
Nash: Musta been around ’83, I was in the old Pacific Northwest Territory and me and Billy Jack Haynes were having a feud over who could grow the best porn stache, I was the hands down winner, but he attacked me with a pair of clippers, the place nearly rioted. We had a Loser Shaves His Porn Stache Match, musta drew a crowd of 50,000 easy
Razz: Only 50,000?
Nash: Razz, you ever been to the Pacific Northwest? Like 12 people live there.
Razz: Really?
Russ: NO NOT REALLY! Can we focus?
Nash: Fine chief, what’s up next?
CAPELLAN vs. AX-MAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchRuss: Capellan puts his Intercontinental title on the line against Ax-Man, and let me tell you, I have not seen such a brutal match in a long time. Capellan has got to be in a world of hurt. The match went to a no contest, but it could certainly have gone either way.
Razz: These two tangled a few weeks ago and Capellan got the win then, I gotta say Russ, two matches with Ax-Man, an incredible match against UnderDawg, no one can accuse Capellan of not being a fighting champion!
Nash: He fought those two guys three weeks in a row?
Razz: Yeah, that’s why he is a fighting champion.
Nash: WHAT. A. MORON! Kid! Think about it! The rules say you only have to defend that belt once a month! Why are you defending it every week? Damn. Defend it once, then skate for three weeks! What is with these kids these days?
Russ: Capellan has honor that’s what, Nash.
Nash: Kids these days and their ideas, right Razz?
Razz: Well, I kinda think it is cool too. Especially after Altrageous cheated to hold onto the title for months, its nice to see this kid putting it all on the line each week.
Nash: I can’t even talk to you two anymore.
Russ: Well Nash, this won’t make you happy, but Ax gets a third shot at the title at Doomy Doomy Doom Doom III!
Nash: The kid has a death wish. The more you face someone, the more familiar they are with your style, and the less likely you are to come out with the belt intact. If I were Capellan, which I could pass for this body double, I would tell Ax that’s it, you go to the end of the line and not bother with him again for a long time, this is suicide!
Russ: Well, I can assure you that will not happen. Capellan lives for the challenge, he was the one to step up and challenge UnderDawg, I really believe this kid has no fear whatsoever.
Nash: No fear, no brains, it is not going to matter. He is gonna end up burned out and trying to find a new gimmick to latch on. You watch, in six months, he is Buzzkill.
Razz: Nash, you know there is something to be said for just being a great worker and going out there and kicking ass in the ring.
Nash: HA! This ain’t Ring of Honor Razz, that kinda thing don’t fly! Name one guy that EVER made it big in the main event without a big gimmick?
Razz: Chris Benoit?
Nash: Don’t we have a main event to talk about?
CHRIS COLE vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTER – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchRuss: As a matter of fact we do, and it is one of the more surprising main events I have seen in a long time. For reasons still unknown to me, Attitude Adjuster took some time off from teaming with Johnny Adrenaline in the Chickenshit Heels and got a title shot against Chris Cole
Razz: I was actually surprised at how long this match went, almost twenty five minutes, before Cole got himself disqualified. Attitude Adjuster actually had Cole trapped in the claw when Harris and Altrageous hit the ring. A few more seconds and we might have seen a new champion!
Nash: I think it is pretty obvious that my boy AA was completely ripped off. We are filing a protest right now.
Russ: Well, I can’t say I am happy that Cole opted to keep his title via disqualification, but I can’t say I am surprised either. There is too much tension between The Chickenshit Heels and 3Piece Set for this to not end in hostilities.
Nash: I would have made it to the ring to help, but, you know, bad quad and all.
Razz: Well Adrenaline and Capps held their own for a few minutes, cleaning house, and then they were joined by Apocalyptic Existence and the heels looked to be on the run, but then Cole caught them both with chair shots, and that was it. 3Piece Set left The Chickenshit Heels lying in a pool of blood.
Russ: Something else I found interesting, when 3Piece Set were getting whipped by The Chickenshit Heels, kz and Thim came out to the top of the ramp, but they never came to the ring to offer help. I think the issues between those two run pretty deep
Nash: Well I think 3Piece Set better watch their backs, they are irritating the wrong people, boys, take it from someone who has been on top for the better part of sixty years, keep your friends close, keep your enemies even closer.
Russ: The road gets no easier for Chris Cole either, he faces UnderDawg at Doomy Doomy Doom Doom in an Ultimate Hell match, Dawg has never lost that kind of match, does Cole have a chance?
Razz: Nope
Nash: Ahhhhh no.
Russ: Folks, that wraps things up for us tonight, I hope you have enjoyed the first episode of OOWF MidWeek Mayhem – Damage Control, look for Nash and Razz to join me again November 1st for Damage Control 2 where we will wrap up the night’s MidWeek Mayhem and have the fallout from the Doomy Doomy Doom Doom pay per view. For Nash and Razz, I am Russ. Good Night and thanks for watching!
<before the camera fades to black we follow Alt and HH after the match, they're heading out into the parking lot!
Altrageous: I saw him Hollywood. I saw him.
HH: I TOLD you he was gonna be here!
Alt: No, I mean, I think I know who he is, too.
HH: So what do you think about that?
Alt: I really don't know what to think, man.
HH: Uh, hey, did you forget to lock the rental car?
Alt: No, why?
Alt and HH stop dead in their tracks. Their rental car has written on it "I know". The red cloak is INSIDE the car! On the side of the car is written "this car is gay"
Alt: I TOLD you not to rent a Dodge Neon!
HH: Dude, that's all they had left, OK?
<fade>
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