OOWF Doomy Doomy Doom Doom III PPV!
Live! From Devil’s Tower, Wyoming
(Sabu walks into the Heroes' Guild locker room with Lattes for everyone, only to find Concrete sitting on the bench, looking depressed)
Sabu: (hands Concrete a latte) ?
CTG: hm..? I bet you didn't even notice outside.
Sabu: (confused)
CTG: I brought in masks as gifts for anyone who planned on joining the Guild and they were stolen while I was helping LADDER and CHAIR get situated here.
Sabu: (shrugs)
CTG: And we're in a town called Devil's tower? This is no town for heroes......
Sabu: (holds up CHAIR)
CTG: (faint smile) I know, you guys'll still back me on this.... I just worry too much, this league needs more Heroes like us.
(Voltage strides through with a "Sabu pwns Starbux lololol" sign)
Sabu: (grabs CHAIR and they chase Voltage out of the locker room)
CTG: (holding the only mask left - a black and purple one) The world needs to Believe, again....
(CTG stands, turns his back to the camera, and starts putting the mask on. Fade to credits)CANADIAN DRAGON v. SYBWe return and 'Asshole' by Denis Leary fires up to everyone in the arena's distaste as S-Y-B comes out and stands on the ramp looking condescendingly at the fans. Just as he finishes getting in the ring, the crowd explodes as Orgy's cover of 'Blue Monday' hits and Canadian Dragon makes his way out. S-Y-B looks apprehensive about starting things off, but while Canadian Dragon is handing his entrance gear to a ringside girl sprints in with a low blow from behind. Well, I suppose someone was wearing a cup, because I think S-Y-B just broke his own arm. Dragon gets on the offensive with an arm ringer, then uses the arm to flip S-Y-B onto his back. After laying a few stomps in, Dragon picks S-Y-B up and calls for the end. One Canadian Destroyer later, and he...calls for the end again? I don't understand...oh wait, a second Canadian Destroyer. Still not satisfied, Dragon locks in a Dragon Sleeper as the ref calls for the bell in a complete squash as the crowd goes crazy.
WINNER in 3:11 – Canadian Dragon
THIM REYNOLDS vs. APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCEApocalyptic Existence makes his way down to the ring and he's looking like he means business tonight. King Of My World hits for Thim but he's not in his usual entrance position, he walks out through the curtain and calls a halt to the music.
TR: I'm sorry everyone but this match is a bunch of crap . . . I know it, he (points at AE) knows it, hell, everyone in this arena knows it, even Chris Cole knows it. It seems that the only person here that doesn't recognize that Thim Reynolds, the man who earned EARNED his number one contenders spot, should be main eventing around here is the Rick!! Now look, err, what the hell do I call you anyway?? Slappy?? Now look Slappy I just wanted to come out here before our match and say a couple of things. The first is I have been pissed off since I read the lineup for the PPV and it's been getting worse so You can imagine the mood I'm in now. The second thing is I'm gonna give you a chance to get out of this match now, for free, unhurt. Hell you can even win for all I care. You just say the word and I'll walk away as soon as the bell rings to give you the count out win. You don't wanna be messin with me in this mood and I'm in no mood to give that prick the Rick any kind of decent match . . . the choice is yours my friend. Thim throws the mic down and stomps towards the ring, AE is talking to the ref who doesn't seem to have a clue what's going on here. Thim climbs into the ring and just waves the ref off telling him to ring the bell. The ref does and our match is on. 5 foot 11 of Thim Reynolds walks out into the center of the ring and all 6 foot 8 of Apocalyptic Existence walks out to meet him face to face, well, more face to chest but you get the picture. Thim just stares at AE waiting for his answer . . . which comes in the form of slap round the face. The camera closes in and we can see that Thim's lip is bleeding . . . Thim wipes his mouth, looks at the blood and smiles. Thim looks back at AE and just shrugs, 'Sorry!!' . . . with that Thim charges and takes a surprised AE down with a single leg, keeping hold of the one leg while rolling through and twisting it viciously. Thim snaps back to his feet while keeping hold of the leg and proceeds to plant several nasty looking kicks to the thigh of AE as well as snapping the leg straight three times, hyper extending the knee in the process. AE is screaming in pain all through this but is unable to grab hold of Thim to stop the onslaught. Thim uses the leverage of AE's leg to flip him over and applies a beautiful looking STF, torquing the neck and the leg at the same time, Thim pulls back but AE just about manages to reach the ropes. Thim breaks immediately and runs the ropes, catching the recovering and unwary AE in the knee with a crunching drop-kick (I think that's about as high as Thim can jump). AE collapses to the mat and Thim wastes no time in snapping on a grapevined Reflex-O-Lock which AE has no choice at the point but to tap from.
WINNER in 1.28, Thim Reynolds
After the match Thim kicks AE until he rolls out of the ring and collapses on the floor, screaming at the backstage are 'THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR MATCH RICK!!', Thim climbs through the ropes, climbs up the first two using the third for balance and then simply jumps off the ring apron, straight onto AE's knee who howls in agony . . . 'YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO RICK!!'. The camera is in on AE while Thim stands over him looking over his handiwork when suddenly Thim's expression changes, he kneels down next AE and grabs his hand,
TR: I'm sorry man, I had to do that, the Rick has to get the message, I tried to give you a way out, maybe next time you'll take it. Here, let me help you . . .
AE: FUCK OFF THIM!!
TR: no really mate, you know I'm more qualified than any of the monkey medics in this hick town, and I've got the advantage I know exactly what I did to you
After much hesitation AE agrees and Thim and the ref help him back to his feet, using the ref as a crutch
TR: OK, now let me just get back round here to help you to the back . . .
As Thim moves around the back of AE he grabs him around the waist, pops his hips and hits an release German Suplex out of nowhere, putting AE straight through the announce table and clean unconscious . . . Thim doesn't say a word, he just walks to the back with his head down.
CONCRETE TG & VOLTAGE vs. THE HALFRICAN AMERICANSNayr is elected to start off for the Halfrican Americans, as Crete restrains his partner and heads into the ring. Both men look tense, they circle around each other warily. Finally, Nayr looks for a quick dropkick, Crete blocks. Crete gets him in a side headlock, transitions this into a fujiwara arm bar. Nayr flips out, arm drag to Crete. Nayr charges, Crete with the arm drag. Crete charges, Nayr sweeps, pins, is shoved off. Nayr to his feet, looks to charge, but stops himself with a silly grin on his face. Points to head, “I came out ahead on that one.” Whereupon which Concrete flattens him with a jumping clothesline. Crete looks for an elbow drop, misses, Nayr is up, tries a leg drop, misses as well. Both men scramble to their feet. Nayr charges, tries a right, Concrete catches his fist Nayr tries a left, caught again Test of strength positioning here, as Crete hits a monkey flip on him. Both men up, Nayr leaps to Crete’s shoulders, twisting into a sunset flip but Crete rolls out, so does Nayr, INDY WANKER DUAL STANCE OF READINESS Show of appreciation and a handshake here. Both men tag out, and Fly and Voltage are in. Fly looks for some props here, Voltage accepts. Fly does a twisting moonwalk backwards, and Voltage hits a sneak attack clothesline Looks to Crete for assurance, Crete is less than impressed. Fly is up by now, snaps off the Flying Headscissizzles Fly Irish whips Voltage, looks for a jump spin kick but Voltage ducks and hits a running bulldog on the rebound. Voltage stomps on Fly a bit, hauls him up and looks for a suplex, but Fly lands behind him and a roll up gets 1. Both men get up, and Fly charges, sliding under a Voltage clothesline only to get dropped by an Ena-sa-giri by Voltage. Voltage looks pleased with himself. He tries a pin, kick out by Fly at 1 and a half. Voltage whips Fly into the corner, but Fly does the springboard bounce over thing and charges at Voltage. Voltage lifts him over, Fly lands on the top rope, leaps backwards and hits a Remix Hurricarana for two Voltage is up, Fly grabs him and hits a scoop slam to ground him, then does a split legged moonsault.. One, two, kick out. Fly with an Irish whip sending Voltage to the opposite turnbuckle. He hits a running spinning wheel kick, then does a roll with extra gangsta break dancing action to tag in Nayr, who hits a springboard drop Sault to Voltage who is staggering out of the corner, and Voltage might be in some trouble early here. Nayr measures Voltage and goes for the Halfling Wizard, but Voltage ducks it. Voltage measures Nayr and hits the Shining Apprentice VOLTAGE HAS THE BETTER SHINING WIZARD VARIATION Voltage tags in Crete And Nayr gets up, rubbing his cheek and looking less than thrilled. He charges with a clothesline, Crete ducks this and hits Nayr with a neck breaker. Fly charges in but gets dropped with a tilt a world backbreaker. Irish whip for Fly, who ducks a lariat attempt but gets hit with the Backwall on the rebound! Concrete gets a running start and a sliding dropkick sends Fly out of the ring. Crete signals for something, Irish whip, HOLY SHIT NAYR GETS BACK BODY DROPPED TO THE OUTSIDE! I guess it does happen! Nayr hits Fly and both hit the ground. But Crete isn’t done here, he climbs to the top rope and hits a twisting plancha to both men! Crowd is fired up here. Nayr rolled into the ring, and Crete climbs the ropes again. A perfect Hurricrete-rana pins Nayr for two. Concrete tags in Voltage here. Voltage grabs Nayr’s arm, and places his own foot on Crete’s outstretched hand. He back flips off, sending Nayr flying with a perfect Japanese arm drag. Nayr stumbles to his feet. Crete and Voltage grab each other’s hand, double clothesline. They point each other in opposite directions, run the ropes, and hit Nayr with a double dropkick as he gets to one knee. Voltage makes a pin here, but Fly breaks it up. Barros admonishes him as he goes back to his corner. Voltage hits the Tiger Driver ‘91 here! And Voltage motions for the Power Surge! Puts Nayr on the ropes, and starts to set him up. Nayr fights him off! Bellow in the Breeze! Misses! But Nayr rolls through and makes a leaping diving tag to Fly! Fly springs from the top with a spinning corkscrew hook kick! And now we have a ten count, as he hasn’t recovered fully from the top rope move Crete gave him. Voltage up at 8, Fly at 9. Voltage charges, Fly ducks a flying lariat. Fly with a kick to the gut, tornado DDT attempt shoved off, and Voltage hits the Michinoku Driver out of nowhere! Russ: “This kid is really making a name for himself here!” He tags in Concrete and climbs to the top rope as Concrete sets up Fly in the pile driver position. Voltage leaps off the ropes, aiding Crete in a high-jack pile driver! Pin gets 2! And Concrete motions for the Cement Mixer! But Fly manages to slip out the other side, with a diving tag to Nayr. The Halfrican Americans are on their toes here. Nayr springboards in with the Saving Throw! And Nayr hits a perfect dropkick on Voltage! He hits the Rappin’ In Freestylin’ (double foot stomp to Voltage, flying leg lariat to Crete)! Nayr grabs Voltage’s neck, hitting the Halfling Ninja and landing on Crete! One, two, kick out! Nayr grabs Voltage, climbs the turnbuckle, and hits an arm drag, leg scissors combo which sends Crete to the ground and Voltage to the floor. Irish whip to Crete, flapjack, and Fly catches him with the Pimp Factor! Double dropkick to Concrete! Nayr signals for the Space Flying Liger Drop! Off the ropes, hits the no-hands cartwheel, but Voltage manages to get to the apron and club him in the back. Face it kid, you’re not going to do that move in the OOWF. Voltage now looks for a reverse suplex to the outside, but Nayr manages to slip out, still on the apron. He tries to attack Voltage, Voltage blocks, forearm, springboard plancha! One, two, two and a half, kick out! Crowd is on their feet here! Voltage looks for the Electric Shock, but Nayr manages to revere it into the Nayr Driver II. Nayr signals for the Beatbox in the Breeze (corkscrew 630 legdrop)! He climbs the turnbuckles, but Crete is up on the ropes as well, and both are desperately trying to fight the other off. Crete looks to have Nayr in position for a top rope Cement Mixer! But Fly manages to knock Crete to the floor! Apron dive cross body to Crete! And Nayr is poised, but all that gave Voltage enough time to recover, he quickly runs up the ropes and hits the Power Surge! Holy shit holy shit holy shit! But Fly quickly slingshots over with an elbow drop to break up the pin. Fly leaps to the top rope and hits the Flava Drop! And Fly pulls Nayr onto Voltage, baseball slide keeps Crete from breaking up the pin as the Halfrican Americans manage to get away with this one.
WINNERS in 12:09 - Fly and Nayr, the Halfrican Americans
After the match Voltage looks visibly frustrated and tries to explain what happened to the referee. In the meantime, Crete climbs back into the ring and approaches The Halfrican Americans and Gryphon eye each other for a moment, then Crete extends his hand to each man and they shake. Fly and Nayr reach into their cargo pockets and each one pulls out a multicolored mask and slips it on. Crete then raises their arms in victory and they celebrate. Voltage walks over and offers his hand as well, but the three turn their back on Voltage and turn to the crowd. Voltage snaps. He slips out of the ring and grabs the barbed wire wrapped chair from Sabu (who was watching the ramp for Moose attacks) and slides back into the ring. Volt nails Fly from behind with an elbow and sends him out of the ring, then takes Nayr down with a one armed clothesline, Crete spins around to see what is happening and EATS a barbed wire chair right to the face! Crete hits the mat, and blood flows from an open wound on his head. Sabu hits the ring and Voltage drops the chair and bails out. The crowd boos him mercilessly on the way up the ramp
DRINK & DESTROY vs. ECOSYSTEM & THE KNIFEDrink & Destroy get the win when Ecosystem tries to use a brick behind the referee's back. The Knife catches him and takes the brick and leaves the ring to give it to the time keeper. When a stunned Ecosystem turns around he walks right into the Pound of Flesh, Stank covers and gets the three count before Knife can get back into the ring
BLACKDRAGON vs. ERIC O’MAC – Steel Cage MatchSterling Glaw is YOUR referee!
Slow circle to start, both competitors comfortable in the confines of the cage. Elbow collar tie-up, EOM with the early advantage, pushing BD to the ropes. Glaw almost instinctively calls for a break, glances at the cage and sighs. EOM bends BD back over the top rope, and BD snaps forward and head butts EOM to get him to back off! The two circle again, but this time EOM feints, then bounds to the nearest corner to climb out! BD is startled by the maneuver but gives chase, catching EOM by the boot and pulling him back down to the top rope. EOM gets his balance and back-kicks BD in the face, sending him staggering away. BD turns back around and eats a missile dropkick! EOM with an early cover for one! BD rolls clear and locks up again, this time taking the advantage and backing EOM to the ropes. Irish whip back across the ring, BD drops prone, EOM rebound, BD leapfrogs, EOM rebound again, BD turns and pummels the incoming EOM with a double forearm! EOM staggers, but as BD charges, EOM sidesteps and pushes BD into the ropes, giving him a face full of cage! No blood yet, but BD grabs the ropes so he doesn't eat another kick. He tries to get his bearings to climb from the center but EOM kicks him in the back. This time, BD's face hits the cage and draws first blood! EOM celebrates, but this isn't a First blood match! BD pushes off and grabs BD from behind! DRAGON COMBO! EOM struggles but won't tap, so BD drops it. Dragon walks toward the door and the ringside refs open it, but EOM isn't completely done - he chop-blocks BD and tries for the door as well. BD rolls over and grabs a foot, and the two roll away from the door into some good old-fashioned MAT RASSLIN. EOM knows better than to get technical with BlackDragon and untangles himself. Before BlackDragon can get to his feet EOM kicks him in the face! Stunned, BD is easy pickings for EOM! He hangs BD on the middle rope and cheese graters BD's face, drawing more blood. He stands BD up and slings him once again at the cage, and he takes it face first and falls under the ropes. EOM stands BD up again and ties BD in the ropes, then takes a moment to chop and paintbrush BD around, drawing the crowd's ire. EOM poses, only incensing the crowd more. With a little wave "Goodbye" to BlackDragon EOM heads for an opposite corner to climb out. Glaw helps BD out of the ropes and backs away. BD stumbles for the corner, seeing that EOM is having trouble getting a proper foothold on the cage. BD shakes the ropes and knocks EOM to the mat. Quick cover actually gets two. EOM once again tries to crawl away, but BlackDragon is not giving up. He grabs EOM by the back of the tights and drags him back, giving him a forearm to the back of the neck to stun him. DRAGON SUPLEX! Cover once again gets two. BD tries to stand EOM up again but he hits a LOW BLOW, angering Referee Glaw. He knows it's allowed but he REALLY wants to DQ Eric O'Mac. EOM salutes the prone BD, taunts some more, then decides he's had enough. He heads for the corner to climb out. BD looks up, expression darkening. Crowd starts calling for Blackdragon to give chase. BD crawls to the ropes as EOM struggles to get on the top of the cage. BD pulls himself up with the ropes and swipes at EOM's dangling feet. EOM ignores BD for the moment as he regains his balance. BD climbs up the ropes and taunts EOM back; EOM turns back around and takes a couple of swings at BlackDragon, whiffing each time. BlackDragon stuns EOM with a backhand and a chop, then climbs up the rest of the way. EOM gets to his feet and kicks at Blackdragon, trying to force his opponent to fall back into the cage. Blackdragon backs out of range, maintaining his balance and luring EOM to the middle of the wall. Once there, EOM starts swinging and BD does his best to block or dodge. EOM swings harder as he gets madder, but on one wild swing he starts losing his balance! BD grabs for EOM, but his flailing only makes it worse! EOM starts losing his usually-steady footing in high places and the two PLUMMET FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE TO THE FLOOR! Crowd SCREAMS and chants "Holy shit~!" as the referees scramble to that side of the cage, finding Eric O’Mac on top of Blackdragon.... as if BD had saved EOM from the fall! Glaw calls for the bell!
WINNER in 13:25 Blackdragon
After the match, the two are helped up and are being walked up the ramp with the referees and trainers. Blackdragon, despite possible injuries, pushes the trainers away for just a moment. He digs into the side of his tights and holds up a mask! He puts it on and taps his chest to the crowd, prompting Concrete to come to the ramp to help his new ally to the infirmary.
KZ vs. WCW vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE – Bunkhouse MatchKZ, wCw, The Team from down Under and The Devil’s Brigade square off in a fatal 4 way tag team match- BUNKHOUSE RULES! Comes as you are, no tags needed, no count outs, but falls only count in the ring, all four teams at once - but with one additional stipulation – no Taipei Deathmatch gear is allowed – All 4 teams are already in the ring, as are all for OOWF referees – the referees are keeping the teams apart….Senior Referee Sterling Glaw calls for the bell and then he and the other refs bail to the outside! Old animosities get involved right off the bat, as Camby and O’Neill make a bee line for Wilder and Westgaard, and Outback Jack and Gator meet Moosehead Jack and LD Williams in the center of the ring. Moose and Outback Jack look to start off where their last one on one encounter ended, and almost immediately end up on the outside, fists flying. Neither seems to have and advantage, until Moose whips OBJ into the railing. Moose goes to follow up with a kick, but OBJ side steps, picks Moose up and crotches him on the rail! One running clothesline later, and both men are over the rail, scattering the crowd! MHJ spears Outback into the chairs, and finding a camera cord, wraps it abound the Aussie’s neck and drags him up the stairs… Gator and Williams stay in the ring, where Williams gets the advantage, and drives Gator into the corner. LDW buries a shoulder to the gut, and when Gator doubles over, snaps his head straight up, catching the Aussie on the chin! Williams is now throwing fists, blasting Gator with roundhouse rights and lefts. He then grabs Gator by the hair and smashes the back of his head into the turnbuckle… Camby is focused on Tommy Wilder, who is just staying out of the big man’s reach, while stinging him with MMA style leg kicks. O’Neil locks up with JW Westgaard, but is quickly over-powered, and JW scores with a fast scoop-slam – Westgaard picks TO up for what looks to be a German suplex, but O’Neill mule kicks him low, then turns around and delivers another low kick that would make Beckham proud – other than the targeting! Wilder realizes he is going to be on the wrong end of a two on one attack, and tries to even the odds with a springboard drop-kick on Camby – he puts Harper down, but O’Neill is right there to capitalize with a running knee as Wilder gets to his feet. Camby clears his head for a second, and jumps LD Williams from behind with a clubbing blow to the back of the head. He tosses the stunned LD over the top rope, then crushes Gatorbait with an avalanche clothesline in the corner. Gatorbait slumps to the mat, and Camby continues to stomp away until Tommy O’Neill calls for a double-team. O’Neil Irish whips Wilder across the ring into a charging Camby, who spins him 360 with a running lariat! Wilder is down and hurting! Camby picks Wilder up for a power bomb, Wilder uses the momentum to tumble over Camby’s back to escape and roll out of the ring. Camby turns around and walks right into LD Williams and Gatorbait! Gator and LD both attack Camby, and not even that powerhouse can hold them off – LD whips Camby to the ropes and Gator drops him with a flying shoulder tackle – O’Neill moves to help his partner out, but is grabbed by the ankle and dragged out of the ring by JW Westgaard, who looks real pissed at the Irish Devil. Westgaard slams TO back against the ring apron, scoops him up, drops him gut first across the rail. JWW hops up on the barrier and drops a leg across the back of O’Neill’s head sending him crashing to the concrete! Gator and LD are still co-operating, and whip Camby to the ropes, then backdrop him to the floor! LD immediately turn on Gator, but Gator was ready for it, countering William’s sucker-punch with a DDT! Now Outback Jack is back at ringside, tossing a dented steel chair aside! Back in the ring, TTFDU calls for the Call of the Wild on LD Williams and they HIT IT! Cover by Gator – 1 -2 and Tommy Wilder crashes the party with the McTwist leg drop to Gatorbait’s head! Outback Jack pounces on Wilder, folding the high-flyer up with a release belly to back suplex. Gatorbait picks up LD Williams, sets up for THE CHOMP!, but is cut off by JW Westgaard’s CROSSCHECK – And Williams, Gator and The Bird-Man crash through the ropes to the outside! Outback and Wilder are alone in the ring, and Jack has the advantage – he keeps Wilder grounded, and looks to lock on a figure four – but now Tommy O’Neill has made his way back to the ring, and OBJ has to let Wilder go to deal with this new threat. O’Neill chops OBJ down with a drop-kick to the knees, and then a second one to the temple! Taking a second to kick Wilder in the head, TO rebounds off the far ropes and slams a roaring elbow across the sternum of the prone OBJ. Cover, Jack kicks out at 1! On the outside. Camby and Gator are trading shots while LD Williams and Westgaard are battling it out when a bloody Moosehead Jack climbs back over the railing, and wrap a steel chair around Gator’s head – Moose grins at Camby, who after a second gets a conspirital grin of his own – THEN MOOSEHEAD JACK BLASTS HIM IN THE FACE WITH THE CHAIR, DROPPING CAMBY! Now Westgaard is back on the defensive, as KZ start to work him over – Soon Westgaard is busted open to match Moose! KZ drags him over to the announce table, Moose picks JW up on his shoulders, but instead of a face plant, LD Williams climbs up and DDTs Westgaard off MHJ’s shoulders and all three men crash through the table! Williams gets up from the wreckage first, and climbs up onto the apron, followed more slowly by his partner – in the ring, O’Neill realizes that there is NO way he can keep on top of Outback, Wilder AND Williams, gives OBJ one last kick in the head and races over to cut off LD. Williams blocks O’Neill’s attempted spinning neck-breaker, picks him up for a urinage, but O’Neill counters out of that, spins Williams around and hits him square in the now with the Wicked Left Hook! Blood explodes from Williams’ nose, so O’Neill grabs a handful of hair and slams Williams face across his knee, William Regal style! Williams drops, but Moose is in the ring, so O’Neill loads up the Left Hook – Moose blocks it, goes to the eyes, shot to the throat, and hits a Heart Punch! O’Neill goes pale and falls to the floor, then rolls out of the ring. Camby and Gator both begin to get to heir feet, but Camby acts first, grabbing Gator and slamming him head first into the steel post. Camby the bounces Gator’s head off the steel a second time, and leaving him for dead on the floor, gets back in the ring. KZ tosses Outback Jack out of the ring, and turn their attention to Tommy Wilder. MHJ holds Wilder while LD Williams works him over with body shots, then deliver a double gut buster! Cover by LD Williams – and Harper Camby pulls him off! LD leaps to his feet, and he and Moose confront Camby – Harper doesn’t want to hear it, and punches Moosehead Jack in the mouth! LDW attacks, and Harper shoves him off, right into Tommy Wilder, who hit an exploder suplex! Camby stays on Moose – pump handle slam! Wilder grabs LDW’s arms – CURBSTOMP! Williams’ face bounces off the mat, and the blood is pouring out of his nose, and Williams goes limp! Camby hoist Jack up again, set for the Dominator, but Wilder is off the ropes with a springboard dropkick – Camby and Jack are up against the ropes, Camby is fighting for balance – and Wilder springs to the top and hits Camby in the face with a second dropkick, sending both Harper and Moosehead Jack to the floor! LD Williams is to one knee, Wilder drives him into the corner – LD slumps, Wilder with a pendulum drop-kick in the corner! Camby gets to his feet, starts to climb back in the ring, when Gatorbait rises from the dead! Shot to the kidney – spins Harper around – kick to the gut – CHOMP ON THE FLOOR – Harper is DEAD! Gator turns to Moosehead Jack, who dims Gator’s lights with a chain wrapped fist to the skull! Moose lifts up his shirt to reveal a heavy chain he is wearing for a belt! Moose pulls off the chain and wraps it around Gatorbait’s neck, and then around the post – with one foot on the post, Moose pulls on the ends of the chain and Gator’s face is turning purple! Gator’s eyes roll up, but before any permanent damage is done JW Westgaard CROSSCHECKS Moose from behind, sending the OOWF Madman slamming face first into the steel! Moose collapses in a heap! JW Westgaard then goes under the ring and pulls out a table. Setting it up on the outside, JW rolls into the ring – from the opposite side, Outback jack rolls into the ring and intercepts Tommy Wilder and grounds the Team Caffeine member with a short arm clothesline, then BOOMERANG! Jack grabs a leg - looks like he’s setting up for the Crocodile Hunter – Wilder kicks him off, Outback to the ropes, Wilder rolls at his legs, forcing Outback to jump over him – and right into the arms of JW Westgaard – overhead release throw by JW Westgaard, and Outback folds up like a house of cards on impact! wCw realize that this is their chance, and Westgaard drag Outback to his feet, Westgaard is nearly spent, but looks like he’s getting OBJ set for a power bomb- Wilder manages to go up top – TIME FOR THUNDER! LD Williams is back on his feet, sees what’s coming and charges JW Westgaard – Westgaard abandons Thunder, and hurls OBJ into Williams with a toss power bomb, taking both men out! Westgaard is exhausted, and collapses in the ring - But now Tommy O’Neill is back in the ring, up to the top rope with Wilder! O’Neill cocks back for the Wicked Left Hook – Wilder CATCHES THE ARM! Wilder and O’Neill trade gut shots O’Neill tries a right hook, Wilder ducks - VARIAL BOMB! Clutching his ribs, Wilder rolls to the edge of the ring... Outback staggers to his feet to break up the pin, but Wilder garbs his legs and trips him up! Moose tries to get into the ring, but is pulled down by a chain around his neck – Gators got him by the throat! – JW Westgaard drapes an arm over O’Neill! 1 -2 -3!
WINNERS in 42:18 – WCW!
FIRECHILD vs. SPIN HANSEN – Onslaught Championship MatchFirechild enters last, as he is the champ, and he looks a bit hesitant to get into the ring. Spin is moving aggressively toward FC, and FC starts to motion for the ref to back off Hansen. The ref finally pushes Hansen back to a corner , FC enters and we have the bell. And with the bell, FC slides out of the ring, looks at Spin and points to his head. Uh-oh, it looks like we’re going to have a Larry Zbyszko title defense. And on a PPV. That sucks. The ref threatens FC with a count out, and FC shrugs him off, knowing he keeps the belt with a count out. Spin bails outside from the back side of the ring and starts to chase FC, so FC runs around for a bit and slides back into the ring ahead of Spin. As Spin slides in, FC meets him with a series of boots, then turns and slides back out the other side of the ring. This pisses off Spin some more, and FC just laughs. This goes on for the better part of five minutes, and the crowd is about ready to riot. They’re throwing things at FC, including a pair of dirty underwear that some guy took off right there in the third row. Ewwww…. Finally, we’ve had enough stalling, and GM The Rick makes an appearance on the entry ramp.
GMTR: For the last five minutes, I’ve sat in the back and watched Firechild try to ruin my Pay Per View. You think I don’t have enough Chickenshittery in this fed? Hell, I have to deal with a team NAMED Chickenshit. And they’re proud of it! Well, I have enough sand in my vagina right now to fill the damn University of Dayton (cheap pop from those in Dayton watching the show…) basketball arena, so here’s what I’m going to do. Firechild, if this match ends in a time limit draw, you’re going to lose the belt! And according to my watch, that means you have about nine minutes and 12 seconds left to pin Hansen, or you can kiss the Onslaught title goodbye! Firechild has a seizure, and gets halfway up the ramp to attack The Rick, then realizes he better put his efforts into Hansen if he wants to keep the belt. FC charges into the ring and is met immediately with some huge forearm shots from Hansen and a brutal belly-to-belly suplex! Hansen goes for the pin and gets a two count, but FC slips away. Hansen stays on the offense, hammering FC like Benoit on Kennedy. We’re talking no offense for Firechild. But Hansen is only getting two counts, as FC is able to slip away from pinning predicaments. It’s impressive how much abuse FC is taking and still staying in the match, but he can’t seem to get on track offensively. Hansen delivers a brutal head butt that draws blood, and for some reason that causes the ref to check on FC’s condition. Hansen tries to continue his offense, but FC delivers a blatant yet unseen low blow that drops Hansen to his knees. FC quickly goes for a pin and gets a two-count, then tries desperately for the Wings of Phoenix. Hansen gets to the ropes, forcing a break, but FC finally has an edge. FC tries for some mat wrestling to get quick pins, but can’t hold down the big man. FC whips Hansen to the ropes…DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Both men are down. The ref count to five before FC gets back up, and we only have about 90 seconds left in the match. FC whips Hansen to the corner, no, reversal, and Hansen slams FC hard into the corner! FC crumples in the corner and looks hurt. Hansen picks up FC and sits him on the top turnbuckle, then mounts the second rope. Looks like Spin’s going for a Superplex, and that might be enough to win the title with FC in this state. But FC fights back with a couple of forearms, and positions his legs outside the ropes for leverage. Spin fights back, and the ref is waving his hands like he wants them off the ropes, but neither is listening. So the ref continues waving his arms about, and FC and Spin continue hammering each other while perched on the turnbuckle. The ref turns away for just a second to check with the timekeeper, and that allows FC to uppercut Spin in his Florida Panhandle. FC throws Spin’s arm over his shoulder, and is FC going for a Superplex ONTO THE FLOOR?? OH MY GAWD, NOOOO!!!!!!!! Both men go crashing onto the floor, with Spin’s legs hitting the guardrail and FC’s head ricocheting off the edge of the ring apron. The ref immediately drops to the floor to check on both wrestlers, and surprisingly both are still conscious. So the ref slides back into the ring and starts the count, but it’s obvious neither man is moving. The ref makes it to eight before FC even manages to roll onto his stomach. Spin still hasn’t moved and is starting to do the D-Von Dudley seizure thing. The ref easily reaches 10 and could have counted to 20.
WINNER in 14:47, the decision is a DOUBLE COUNTOUT.
The referee thinks for a second about GM The Rick’s mid-match decision and, realizing that the match did not go to a time limit draw, hands the belt to FIRECHILD! Hansen protests to the referee and while he has his back turned, Firechild attacks and slams him in the head with the belt. With Hansen down, FC puts the boots to him, and pretty soon reinforcements come to the ring, Cole, Harris and Altrageous all hit the ring with chairs in hand. Firechild gets Cole and Alt to stand Hansen up and lines him up for the chair shot, when Drink & Destroy hit the ring and a face off ensues. Hansen is quickly to his feet, but 3Piece Set has the numbers advantage. As they work to slowly surround the three, Capslock waves to the back and the Mysterious Fourth Man in a Mask rushes to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. Now the sides are even. Cole looks at the man in the mask and taunts him and the rest of Drink & Destroy. So the Mysterious Fourth Man in a Mask slowly reaches up and grabs the mask and pulls it off….
IT’S AX-MAN!!!!
Chris Cole looks like he’s seen a ghost. He stumbles backward and hits the mat, and rolls out of the ring and scurries toward the back. The rest of 3Piece Set catch up with him, but Cole never takes his eyes off Ax-Man as Drink & Destroy celebrate in the ring with a couple of cold ones.
3PIECE SET vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchLittle over twelve months ago, this would've been a marketable tag team match near the top of the card. A year later, it's STILL a marquee match, yet as incredulous as it sounds, Harris and Alt are the bad guys, and The Chickenshit HEELS are the defacto faces. Wild! Since the Set wouldn't take TCH up on AA's offer of gambling money for a title shot, Adrenaline and Capps had to earn it with a (gasp!) clean victory over wCw. Adrenaline to start things for TCH while 3PS stalls while deliberating their options. As Hollywood and Altrageous talk things over, AA uses the delay to sneak in a few more bites of his sandwich. Johnny tries to intervene on the nice stall job, but senior referee Sterling Glaw holds him at bay as the match has not officially started yet. Johnny tells him to ring the damn bell, and somewhere Vince McMahon has an orgasm. FINALLY, Harris steps in to a chorus of boos and the match begins. Johnny doesn't quite know what to think being opposite the guys getting the boos, as a "Harris sucks" chant breaks out. The teams have been in the ring five minutes now, and we still have yet to see an offensive move. JA and HH have some words, and Harris offers a handshake. Johnny spits on his own hand and accepts the handshake, making sure to rub it in really good. Hollywood laughs it off, then comes with a haymaker with his free hand, but Adrenaline ducks out of the way. Johnny punches Harris back to the ropes, Irish whip and a knee to the gut by JA. Adrenaline pulls Harris up and chops him back to a neutral corner, but HH goes to the eyes. Hollywood with the Irish whip and hits a running elbow, but AA decks him with a right hand on the follow through. Johnny schoolboys Harris. One, two... and Altrageous dives in for the early save. Johnny pops up and goes after Alt, but Altrageous ducks out to the floor, and that allows Harris to tackle Johnny from behind. HH stomps down Adrenaline in the 3PS corner and tags to Altrageous. Alt in and continues the assault on Johnny, but JA fights out of the corner, elbowing Harris to the floor and obstructing Glaw's view in order to get in a cheap low blow on Altrageous. Now the momentum swings the other way, as Johnny sends Altrageous to the TCH corner, tags in AA, and Adrenaline and Capps with some double team work. Five seconds of legal double teaming, and Glaw sends Johnny to the apron. AA keeps Alt tied up in the corner and Glaw wants a break, and Capps obliges... allowing Johnny to choke out Altrageous with the tag rope. Harris sees this and objects, so while the official tends to his concerns, Johnny sneaks back in and he and AA stomp the hell out of Alt. Glaw turns around and TCH do the "slap hands" spot as if Johnny tagged back in. Nice delayed vertical suplex by Adrenaline, and a tag back to AA. Capps pulls up Altrageous, then takes him right back down with a headlock, and AA puts his feet on the ropes for added leverage. HH yells at the ref about it, and AA smartly takes them off. Glaw checks Alt again, and Capps goes back to the ropes, and this time Harris just charges in and stomps AA to break the hold. Harris argues with Glaw over it, and Johnny slingshots in with a shoulder block to knock Hollywood down. Now Glaw grabs Johnny and tries to drag him out of the ring. Harris stumbles around and into THE CLAW~! But Altrageous hits AA with a blatant low blow from behind to stop that. Alt with a cover, but AA kicks out. Tag to Harris. Hollywood in with some punches in the corner, capped off by a windmill punch. He chokes out Capps with his boot, and Glaw forces a break. Gut wrench suplex takes AA back to the middle of the ring, and Harris works the arm with a hammerlock on the mat, perhaps trying to take away the Claw arm for AA. AA fights to his feet, but Harris drives him shoulder first back into the Set corner and tags to Alt. Altrageous yanks on the arm a few times, then hits a stiff arm drag and works an arm bar, but Johnny wastes little time now going in and breaking the hold. JA hops back out, but Altrageous still has the presence of mind to pull Capps back to the corner and tag back out. Hollywood wrenches AA's arm around the top rope, then drives the shoulder to the turnbuckle again. Harris slaps on a MASTERLOCK FULL NELSON~! The match is over! How can AA ever break this hold? With a blind kick backwards of course. Harris crumples to the mat in pain, and AA crawls for the tag, but Altrageous hops in and knocks Adrenaline off the apron. Harris to his feet and pulls AA up. Irish whip, and Harris leapfrogs Capps, and Alt low bridges AA on the way back by. Capps over the top to the floor, where Altrageous puts a beating on him. Harris calls his partner out of the way and looks for the #1 DOUBLE AXEHANDLE IN THE OOWF~! But Johnny sneaks up from behind and shakes the ropes, crotching HH on the top rope! Poor Hollywood's nuts have taken a beating here tonight, and HH falls backward and gets tangled in the ropes. Glaw sends Altrageous to the corner, and Johnny runs around the ring and pulls AA around to the TCH side of the ring to set up for a tag. Altrageous back over with a baseball slide attempt, but JA and AA move to either side, and now TCH puts the beats on Alt!! With Hollywood tied up in the corner, Alt's in trouble... until Firechild makes his way down the aisle to try to help out. Johnny fights off Firechild momentarily, and Tommy Wilder and J.W. Westgaard hit ringside to drag Firechild out of the fray! FC gets taken off by wCw, and AA rolls back in the ring... but before he can make the tag, Harris frees himself and hits him with a belly to back suplex. Irish whip, but Harris puts his head down and Capps nails him with the ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT~! Alt pulls himself back on the apron and we have a race for the tag. Tag to Altrageous... HOT TAG ADRENALINE~! Johnny ducks a wild punch from Alt and kicks him back to the corner, chops Harris away, then backdrops Altrageous. Clothesline to Hollywood, clothesline to Altrageous. Harris rakes the back and 3PS look for the double team, but Adrenaline ducks out of the way, then dropkicks HH in the knee and cradles Altrageous One, two, but Alt kicks out. Harris charges, but gets back dropped all the way over the top to the floor. Altrageous then charges, but gets hotshotted on the top rope. AA distracts the referee long enough for Johnny to go up top and hit the long dormant JOHNNY ON THE SPOT~! Will there be anymore genital violence in the match?? Johnny with the cover, but Harris makes the save. AA back in and we've got a donnybrook! THIM REYNOLDS and KZ suddenly come from behind the curtain and make their from behind the curtain with steel chairs… but rather than run-in, they sit the chairs on the ramp and watch the proceedings. The brawl in the ring continues, and AA looks for THE CLAW on Hollywood, but Harris twists the wrist to break it, then dumps AA to the floor. But Johnny whips Alt into Harris, and that sends HH thru the ropes and to the floor, as well. ADRENALINE RUSH is blocked by Altrageous, and Altrageous hits SPINAL CONTUSION~! One, two... but AA pulls the referee out of the ring! Harris runs at AA, but AA flapjacks him ONTO THE STAIRS~! Alt yells for the referee to get back in the ring, but AA rolls in instead. Alt and Capps have it out, lefts and rights, back and forth, but AA gets the better of it and clotheslines Altrageous over and to the floor. AA now sends Alt hard to the ring steps, and suddenly, Chris Cole hits ringside and sends AA to the rail. Cole looks for the HEADLINER~! But as soon as referee Glaw looks to call for the bell, Drink & Destroy makes a run-in and breaks the move up! More officials hit the ring and try to pull Stank and Capslock away, and Ax pulls Cole away and they lock eyes for a moment, Ax-Man grinning and rubbing his hands together, Cole bails and backs up the ramp to safety. Thim and kz stand up, pick up their chairs and… LEAVE? Harris rolls into the ring, where Johnny is getting to his feet. Johnny grabs Harris, but Hollywood was playing possum! However, the TO BE EDITED IN LATER is BLOCKED!! Johnny segues directly into the ADRENALINE RUSH~! But on the slingshot, Alt reaches up, pulls Johnny's leg from beneath him, and Hollywood falls on top for the cover! Alt continues to hold down Johnny's leg as Glaw makes the count. One, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 38:37 and STILL Tag Team Champions: 3 PIECE SET
After the match Harris and Altrageous slip back in to the ring and DECIMATE The Chickenshit Heels with chairs while they argue with the referee. AA is out cold! Alt holds up Adrenaline’s limp body while Harris grabs the already bent steel chair. Harris pounds the chair on the ground twice, and is ready to take a decapitating swing when the cloaked man jumps over the barricade and slides into the ring, grabbing Hardbody’s chair away from him! Harris turns in shock and Alt drops Adrenaline to the mat. The man throws the chair down, grabs Adrenaline and gives him a WICKED DDT! He hen pulls a chain out of his cloak and slowly WRAPS IT AROUND HIS TATTOO-COVERED ARM! Oh no… He pulls off his hood and OH MY GOD! IT’S HIM! IT’S VIPER! IT’S DONOVAN VIPER! He nods at Hardbody and they give each other an evil grin! And now THEY’RE EMBRACING! They turn to Alt and Altrageous smiles and embraces the two OOWF Originals! NO! The three villains raise their arms hand in hand to smoldering of boos! NO! NO! NO! VIPER HAS JOINED 3 PIECE SET! Debris is being tossed into the ring and the fans appear to be about to riot! As the three finish celebrating and lower their arms, VIPER DELIVERS A CHAIN ASSISTED DEATH ELBOW TO ALTRAGEOUS! Hardbody looks in disbelief! He runs towards Viper ready to deliver TO BE EDITED IN LATER when VIPER has intercepts him with his arm and drops a CHAIN ASSISTED URINAGE! Viper is still on top of Hardbody when he smiles again, wraps the chain around Hardbody’s neck grabs his arm, and OH MY GOD! CHAIN ASSISTED ANACONDA VICE! CHAIN ASSISTED ANACONDA VICE! Officials run in and finally pry Viper off but it’s too late. Hardbody’s is out cold and his face is blue. Viper slides out of the ring, proud of the carnage in the ring, and the fans are shocked silent at what has happened. Without saying a word, Donovan Viper makes his way to the back, never taking his eyes off the ring until the last second. The cameras follow him through the back of the arena, several Sexy Female Journalists try and stop him to ask questions, but he doesn’t stop to answer. Donovan Viper walks past several shocked wrestlers, only pausing when he comes to UnderDawg. The two lock eyes for a second, then DV continues out to the parking garage, jumps in a running car and drives off.
CAPELLAN vs. AX-MAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchBoth Ax-Man and Capellan make their usual entrances and meet in center ring. As referee Sterling Glaw displays the Intercontinental Title belt, Capellan seems totally relaxed, and calmly watches his opponent, who bounces from foot to foot, full of nervous energy. Sterling finishes his instructions, and both men back to their corners as he calls for the bell. Cap snaps off an arm drag out of the lockup, but a second attempt is blocked and reversed into an arm bar. Ax twists the arm and Cap rolls through, reversing the hold and driving Ax to the mat shoulder first. Cap migrates the hold to a chicken wing, but Ax twists out and knocks Cap to the mat with a stiff forearm. Ax drops an elbow and misses, and Cap does the same. Both men attempt simultaneous dropkicks and roll to their knees face-to-face. With a nod, they get to their feet as the crowd shows its appreciation.
They lock up again and Cap backs Ax into the corner. Ax is rocked by a number of chops, then suddenly reverses their positions and hits some chops of his own. Ax attempts an Irish whip, which Cap reverses. Ax grabs the ropes as he gets to the corner and attempts to lift himself over his opponent, but Cap puts on the brakes. Ax lands on the second rope and head fakes leaping, which causes Cap to drop to the mat. As Cap gets to his feet, Ax leaps, catching him with a flying body press for two.
With Capellan down, Ax goes to work on his leg with a series of kicks and knee and elbow drops. He locks on a spinning toehold, but Cap refuses to submit. Ax picks him up and nails a knee breaker, then locks up the leg and twists. Capellan yells in pain, but refuses to submit. Ax delivers a few more kicks to the knee and goes for the figure four, but Capellan kicks him off. Cap crawls to the corner and uses the ropes to pull himself up. As he gets to his feet, Ax dropkicks his knee, knocking him back down. Ax uses the ropes to add height to a couple of stomps to the knee, and then pulls Cap up for another knee breaker. Cap blocks, and tosses Ax into the corner, following up with a single-leg dropkick. Cap whips Ax to the opposite corner, but can’t follow up fast enough and eats an elbow. Cap ducks a punch and drives his shoulder into Ax’s midsection, slamming him into the turnbuckles and lifting him up to the top rope. Cap climbs the ropes and they exchange punches, jockeying for position. Both men end up on the top rope, with Capellan trying for a superplex and Ax trying to shove him off. Ax gets the advantage, but instead of falling, Cap slides a few inches along the ropes and springs into a flipping dropkick. Ax topples off the turnbuckle and crashes through the Botswanian announce table, while Cap attempts to land on his feet but collapses when his knee gives out.
Sterling Glaw immediately goes out to check on Ax but, amazingly, does not call for the bell as Ax is already starting to stir. Cap rolls to the outside and hobbles over, pulling Ax up and shoving him into the ring. Cap comes in with a rolling senton over the ropes, but Ax moves out of the way. Ax picks Cap up and plants him in the corner with a body slam. Ax backs to center ring, then runs to the corner, leaping over Cap to the top rope, then immediately jumping of with a moonsault. Sterling counts, One…Two…Thr-kickout! Ax doesn’t waste any time arguing the count. He gets to his feet and immediately goes back to work on the leg. He drags Capellan out of the corner and locks on the figure four. After more than a minute of struggling, Cap manages to reach the ropes and Ax breaks the hold. Ax moves in as Cap rolls to his knees, and Cap staggers him with a European uppercut and gets to his feet. They exchange blows until Cap ducks a punch and Catches Ax with an uppercut to the midsection. Cap grabs him and nails the Vindicator, but can’t use his legs to roll Ax over. He muscles Ax onto his back and makes the cover. One…Two…Three.
WINNER and Still Intercontinental Champion, in 38:52, Capellan
After the match, Capellan grabs his title and leaves the ring leaving Ax-Man alone. Ax slowly gets to his feet and leaves the ring, a look of disappointment on his face. As he is about to head up the ramp, someone hops the railing with a chair and PASTES him across the back. Ax falls to his knees, but then recovers quickly enough. But by the time he turns and looks for whoever it was that hit him, he has disappeared back into the crowd.
CHRIS COLE vs. UNDERDAWG – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Ultimate Hell MatchUD makes his entrance first, but CC attacks him from behind with a steel chair. Half a dozen chair shots later and CC throws the chair down and gets in UD’s face about it. CC puts the boots to UD and drags him towards the demonic Ultimate Hell structure. UD fights back with elbows to the gut, but CC thumbs both eyes and runs UD back first into cell. UD shoves him off and they start brawling. UD takes the advantage and drops CC with a clothesline. Hard whip into the barricade crumples CC to the ground. UD chokes him then hauls him into his feet. CC kicks him in the knee a few times until UD releases the hold. CC grabs him by the tights and pulls UD head first into the ring steps. UD back to his feet, but eats the cell door as he turns around. CC scurries into the cell and starts climbing the outside of the standard cage. UD staggers inside the cell and the ref pad locks it shut. UD grabs hold of CC’s leg. CC kicks free twice, but UD grabs him for a Last Ride power bomb. CC punches free, but when he hits the ground, UD turns to meet him with a goozle and tosses him into the cell wall. UD then whips him side ways into the standard cage, drags him to his feet, and rams him into the cage ten times to the delight of the crowd. CC collapses in a heap as UD soaks in the crowd’s approval. CC is bleeding heavily when he finally sits up and UD begins his ascent. CC retrieves a chair from under the ring and flings it at UD. It slows him momentarily, so CC tosses it at him again. This time UD slips, but lands on his feet only for CC to bend the chair over his skull. CC fishes under the ring again and this time comes up with a Singapore cane. He gives UD three shots to the gut, but UD puts him down with a big boot. UD grabs the cane and wails on CC’s back side. CC begs off, then hits UD with a low blow. UD recovers and is half way up the cage as CC goes for one of the ladders. Just as he sets it up, UD spins him around and lays into him with some heavy Dog Bones. Grabbing the ladder, UD doubles CC over with three shots to the gut then slams it across his back. UD goes for a leg drop, but CC manages to move. CC kicks UD right in the face and goes for the ladder again. UD sits up only to eat a ladder assisted drop kick to the mush. CC starts to climb, but UD catches him halfway up the ladder and gives him a tremendous choke slam to the top of the first cage. Big elbow drop to the heart of CC and remarkably the cage roof holds firm. Mounted punches by the Big Dawg give way to a snake eyes into the cage wall. CC is out on his feet and UD charges in. CC moves at the last second and UD’s big boot attempt richottes him off the cage wall. CC hits a hangman’s neck breaker.
CC attacks him as he gets back to his feet and attempts a suplex, but UD blocks and counters with a front suplex across the ladder. UD gives him a couple of stomps for good measure and grabs another ladder and sandwiches CC between the two. UD squashes him with a huge splash. UD sets up one of the ladders and begins the climb. CC manages to pull himself up and climb on the other side. UD reaches for the belt, but CC punches him in the gut several times. They exchange blows and UD wraps the big hand around his throat. CC rakes the eyes and does the unthinkable and hits a bull dog from the ladder to the roof of the first cage. UD is out and CC isn’t doing much better. They both get to wobbly legs and slug it out once more. This time UD gets in the choke slam. The roof begins to sag a bit as UD drags CC to his feet. CC fights out of the Fire Plug Pile Driver~!!! and shoves him into the cage. Boot to the gut and CC muscles UD up for the Headliner~!! but UD counters into a back body drop. UD continues the assault and gives CC a Last Ride onto one of the ladders. CC is broken in half and UD climbs the ladder towards the scaffold. He reaches up, and CC manages to kick the ladder from under him.
UD dangles for a few minutes tries to pull himself up, but CC keeps jabbing him with the ladder until he plummets from the scaffold. UD crashes through the roof that had refused to break earlier and hits the mat below with a sickening thud. CC looks on in a mixture of horror and triumph, then drags his broken body up the ladder, to the scaffold and to his championship
WINNER in 51:09 – and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Chris Cole
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