OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live From Havre, Montana
<in a pretaped segment shown before the match>
Russ: “ These two did not settle a thing at the PPV, folks.”
Razz: Wait, didn’t they just have a STEEL CAGE MATCH at DOOMY DOOMY DOOM DOOM? How could they not have settled anything?
Russ: These two must be pissed.
Razz: ...
Russ: What?
Razz: I miss Kevin Nash.
Russ: OK. Gavin “Junior” Hale is YOUR referee! Oh my god, we seem to have a very special person in the crowd today...
Russ: its Gavin’s father, Gavin “Senior” Hale!
The two experience a teary, joyful reunion
Junior: “Dad? I haven’t seen you since I was five years old!”
Senior: “Don’t worry son, soon I will tell you how I survived being shut in the nuclear power plant with swarms of radioactive ants. But right now, I just wanted to celebrate my son’s birthday, right here in his hometown of Havre!”
Razz: Huh, we sure are learning a lot about Gavin today.
Russ: Wait, look, entering the ring... its GM theRick! And Logic of Suicide!
Razz: That extremely popular and skilled death metal band? That makes Panic at the Disco look incredibly retarded?
Russ: The very same!
GM tR: Junior, on behalf of all of us here at the OOWF, thank you. Please accept this as a token of our gratitude.
TheRick hands to him a signed ring bell, autographed by all in the OOWF except for the 3 Piece Set.
Junior: What, no 3 Piece Set autographs?
TheRick: They declined, seeing as they are heels.
JA:( watching from his locker room) fuck! I knew we shouldn’t have signed that!
AA: Well, we did owe him, considering that his father, in an amusing little back story, actually led to the formation of the Chickenshit Heels.
JA: That’s right, he inspired us to pursue our dreams of becoming wrestlers, even though you were one fat kid, Capps.
AA: Johnny, he always supported me, he said I would be thin someday!
JA: Oh man, it’s all coming back now! *Starts to cry*
AA: No, Johnny, remember what he said... wrestlers are tough, they don’t cry! *Breaks down sobbing*.
Logic of Suicide plays an epic metal rendition of “For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow”. Father and son embrace, then Senior waves goodbye after a promise to buy him ice cream afterwards.
Junior: “No dad, I’ll pay this time.”
*ten minutes later*
Russ: Now that all the balloons have been cleared away, it’s time to start our match as if nothing ever happened.
Razz: I am looking forward to this one, Blackdragon vs. Eric O’ Mac in a battle of technicians. BLACKDRAGON vs. ERIC O'MACBlackdragon starts this one off with arm bar. Eric flips out, reverses, Blackdragon does the same and sends Eco tumbling with an arm dragon screw. Eric comes back with some chops, but Blackdragon blocks one, reversing it into a fujiwara arm bar. Blackdragon rolls out, arm drags, but Eco comes back with a dropkick. Irish whip, Eric leapfrogs, runs the ropes but misses with a clothesline as Blackdragon springs off the second rope with a cross body. Eric rolls with it though, ready to catch Blackdragon with a tilt a world backbreaker. Eric charges but Blackdragon gets a tilt a world side slam! Covers, is pushed off, charges, Eric sweeps his leg, cover, pushed off, and both men leap to their feet, to a show of applause from the extremely cheerful Havre crowd. Eric flips the crowd off, but this has no effect. He suddenly spins around and hits some rights and lefts on Blackdragon. Whip reversed into a drop toehold by BD, who cinches a half Boston crab. He gets kicked off, and turns right into a leaping lariat from EOM, who gestures cockily before hauling Blackdragon to his feet. Kickwhamddt reversed into a fisherman’s suplex for BD, however. This gets a two count, EOM is annoyed. Chops, Irish whip to the corner. Blackdragon springs off the second rope, but EOM has this scouted perfectly, waiting in place and hits a sudden back drop. Eric stomps a couple times, and goes for a head related submission, but Blackdragon grabs his head, puts it in the stunner position, and gives it a couple of solid kicks, before standing up and hitting a acid drop!. Eric rolls out of the ring, looking dazed. Blackdragon heroically poses for the crowd, and looks for a plancha, but Eric rolls out of the way! Ouch! And Eric is taking it to Blackdragon here. Whips him into the ring steps. He rolls Blackdragon into the ring, springboard elbow drop gets him two. Both men to their feet, Blackdragon blocks a punch, coming back with forearms, but Eric puts a stop to that with a kick to the midsection and a swinging neck breaker. Eric decides to go for all the marbles here. He gestures for the 5 Star Frog Splash! BD getting to his feet... and Eric quickly hops down and runs over to club BD back down. Irish whip, and Eric catches Blackdragon in a body to body suplex. Pin gets two, Eric getting frustrated and arguing with Junior. But Blackdragon leaps up with peppering Eco with blows! Kick caught, Eric grins in anticipation. But Blackdragon has just enough left for an ENA-SA-GUREE! And a long ten count. Both men shave it close getting up. Eric looks for a punch, but Blackdragon reverses this smoothly into a backslide. Eric kicks out, storming after Blackdragon, but Blackdragon gets a huge back body drop! And Blackdragon climbs to the top rope, beautiful plancha takes down Eric! He signals, and cinches on the Dragon Lock! Will Eric submit? He does! He’s tapping... but there is no count. Junior is down. The Electric Company is here! And a three on one beat down begins! Black Dragon fights them away, but the numbers game begins to overcome him! But wait! The Halfrican Americans are here! The Electric Company are sent to the outside! Nayr acts as the springboard for a suicide dive from Fly to the outside. Meanwhile, Blackdragon hits the TKO on Eric! Nayr hands him something before leaping to the outside. What could it be? Blackdragon opens his fist, it’s a cape! He grins before putting it on, what’s he planning? Springs to the top rope, can it be? It is! The Descending Dragon! Junior is just getting to his feet as Blackdragon gets the easy one, two, three.
Winner – In 24:21 - Blackdragon.
UNDERDAWG vs. SYBSYB comes to the ring first, carrying a newspaper? He waits in the corner and reads the paper. Wow, I know UnderDawg has been in a bit of a slump here lately, but that is just brave. Dawg makes his entrance and steps over the top rope, SYB keeps reading the paper. As UD rolls his eyes up, SYB springs out of the corner, drops the newspaper and reveals he is holding a lead pipe. SYB nails UD in the back of the head driving him to one knee, another shot to the back of the head sends UD flat on his back. SYB celebrates and puts one foot on UD and flexes and demands that the referee count. The referee looks at SYB and gets down, one, two, NO! UnderDawg’s arm shoots up and he grabs SYB by the testicles! SYB screams in pain, but UD lifts him BY THE NUTS AND CHOKESLAMS HIM! Ouch! UD goes on the attack and just PUMMELS SYB, beating him from corner to corner, inside the ring and out, up the ramp and down. SYB doesn’t get ANY offense in. Finally UD rolls a barely conscious, bloody SYB back into the ring and scoops him up, Fireplug Piledriver, but that is not the end, UD picks him up again, CHOKESLAM, and that is still not enough. He picks shim up again for the Last Ride and throws him out of the ring and through the Algonquin Announce Table. UD turns to the referee and demands the count. UD stands menacingly in the ring as the ref makes a speedy ten count and mercifully ends this one.
WINNER in 5:15 - UnderDawg
THE KNIFE vs. AX-MANWe hear the The Knife’s music play, then the video feed gets wonky, then goes out completely. After a few seconds of nothing, we cut to OOWF studios in Dayton Ohio where Razz and Russ sit.
Russ: Folks we are experiencing some difficulties at the show, something about the Aurora Borealis in Montana or something
Razz: Russ, this is a family show!
Russ: Yes, I know that
Razz: Well, Aurora Borealis does porn, not that I watch that or anything (notthathtere’sanythingwrongwiththat)
Russ: I believe you mean Aurora Snow, and she is one of the leading ladies in the adult movie industry…
(just then, Kevin Nash, dripping wet and clad only in a towel rushes onto the set and takes his seat)
Razz: Wow, Kev, uh, you are soaked!
Nash: I heard Ross talking about porn chicks and knew I needed to get out here to save this segment STAT! Now, what are we talking about, which camera am I supposed to look at?
Russ: We were discussing the Knife – Ax match, which it appears Ax has won after Eco came to the ring, what was he doing there?
Razz: I have no idea Russ
Nash: Well I have a special guest who can shed some light on that, and really who knows more about sharp objects than my man Arn Anderson! WHOOOOOOOOOOO
Arn: Good to be here
Russ: Don’t you work up north?
Arn: Yes, but right now I am a little upset. You see for nearly thirty years I traveled up and down the road with the Nature Boy and the rest of the Horsemen, it wasn’t just a state of mind, it was a lifestyle. We were the Elite, the Best, we controlled not only our fate, but the fate of all those who stepped in the ring with us
Razz: Uh, I mean no disrespect Double A, but do you have a point with this?
Arn: Why wasn’t I asked to be Flair’s partner?
Russ: You’re arm’s off!
Arn: No it’s not
Russ: Look at it! What is it then?
Arn: Tis just a flesh wound!
Razz: Ok STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT, this has just gotten silly, NEXT MATCH!
THE HALFRICAN AMERICANS vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDERRuss: Well I would like to thank Arn Anderson for stopping by, maybe now we can talk about the just completed match between The Team From Down Under and The Halfrican Americans
Razz: The Aussies got revenge from last week and scored the win over the new Heroes, but I gotta say, the more I see The Halfrican Americans the more I am impressed with them, they are developing an edge that I haven’t seen from them before
Edge: HEY! I AM THE ONLY EDGE AROUND HERE!
The Edge: Well, I WAS around before you
Nash: Is Bono really an ass?
The Edge: He never stops talking, this is the most I have been allowed to say in fifteen years! When we are not on tour, he keeps us all in boxes in his basement
Bono: THERE YOU ARE! The Edge, how can we explain the plight of the pygmy mud men to the world and organize legislation to protect the medical waste dump that they have called home for literally tens of months if you are here in the, what is this place?
Russ: The OOWF
Bono: Is that a political organization?
Razz: It’s a wrestling federation
Bono: Come The Edge, we have to spread the word
The Edge: <meekly> yippee
Nash: Well that was certainly unexpected! What kind of night is this here? Wow
Edge: I am still here! The RATED R SUPERSTAR!!
Russ: Phil?
Nash: No, he was the Rated AAARRRRGH Superstar, this guy must be a Phil rip-off
Edge: Screw this, I am gonna go bang my ultra hot girlfriend Lita!
Nash: Oh yeah, Lita, I saw her in the back with The Devil’s Brigade
Edge: DAMMIT!!
Russ: Folks I am getting word that we have fixed our technical difficulties and we now return you to the matches
KZ vs. WCWwCw greet the fans on their way to the ring, but are somewhat more subdued than normal. They slide into the ring and run the ropes to warm up. The ring announcer hesitates as a piano intro leads into Gowan’s “A Criminal Mind”. kz walks slowly down the aisle, glaring at the ring. Moosehead Jack tapes his hands as they walk. As they reach the ring, Wilder flies over the top rope with a corkscrew plancha that levels both men. Westgaard is quick to join his partner, hitting Jack with a baseball slide dropkick as he gets up. Westgaard grabs Jack and slams his head into the railing, then whips him into the ring steps. As he follows up, Jack drop-toeholds him into the stairs. JWW comes up bleeding. Jack produces an excess piece of tape and wraps it around his throat. Referee Angelo Barros is out to try and make him stop, but since the match hasn’t started yet, there’s not a lot he can do. Barros is quickly distracted by the loud clang of Williams wrapping a chair around the ring post as Wilder moves out of the way. Williams drops the chair and shakes his hands, giving Wilder the opportunity to dropkick him into the post. Williams stops Wilder short with a low blow, then bounces his head off the ring post, drawing blood. Williams picks Wilder up and drops him throat-first across the railing, then catches him before he falls and DDTs him on the floor. Wilder reverses a whip, slamming Williams into the apron. Wilder punches Williams repeatedly, but the only reaction he gets is a smile. Frustrated, Wilder grabs the chair and slams it into Williams’ head. Williams staggers, and blood starts to flow from a cut over his eye. Wilder slides into the ring and springs to the tope rope. He leaps at a rising Williams, but gets clothes lined out of the air. Meanwhile, Westgaard has freed himself, and he and Jack brawl up the aisle. JWW gets the upper hand until Williams hits him from behind. Westgaard stumbles, leaving himself open to a heart punch from Jack. JWW collapses, and kz put the boots to him. Angelo Barros again tries to intervene, but Williams twists his arm behind his head and Jack kills him with a heart punch. Before they can go back to work on JWW, Wilder comes up the aisle with a chair and pastes Williams. The Rick is out, ordering all four men to stop. Wilder swings the chair at Jack, but he ducks and The Rick goes down. Jack gets in a kick, but eats the chair as well. Wilder slams the chair into Williams again, then lays it across him and walks over to the OOtron. Without hesitation, Wilder begins to climb. By the time he reaches the top, Jack is up and standing over Williams. As Wilder considers his options, JWW nails Jack from behind with the Crosscheck, which carries both men off the stage. With the way cleared, Wilder leaps, and drills Williams with the Air walk. No one is moving except The Rick, who sits up and calls for the bell as security and paramedics flood the stage.
WINNER – No Contest in 10:04
CONCRETE TG vs. VOLTAGEJust as the match is about to begin, the screen gets fuzzy, then blinks out again, so once again we are sent to the OOWF Studios in Dayton, Ohio where we join Nash, Russ and Razz
Russ: Folks, welcome back to the studio, and we sincerely apologize for the technical difficulties, this one would surely have been a classic match between two skilled competitors!
Razz: I remember matches like this when I was in ECW
Nash: Wrestling matches?
Razz: Well, matches between two people
Nash: What the hell did you guys DO in that bingo hall anyway?
Razz: Well, I have someone here that can tell you, folks THE INNOVATOR OF VIOLENCE TOMMY DREAMER!!!
TD: Thanks for having me guys
Russ: Nice to have you Tommy, what do you think of Concrete TG and Voltage?
TD: <pulling a tin out of his pocket and taking a handful of hair and chewing it like Big League Chew> Well, Crete went toe to toe with Moosehead Jack, and that is no easy task, so we KNOW he is tough
Nash: Are you eating….hair?
TD: High in fiber <belches> Anyway, and Voltage, well he is new to town, but from what I hear, what he lacks in toughness <Dreamer reaches under the desk and we hear the sound of a bottle being filled, then Dreamer finishes and produces what looks like beer, and takes a big swig> he certainly makes up for in sinister ideas
Russ: Was that…..
TD: Gotta wash the hair down
Razz: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TOMMY DREAMER! Now get out of here before we all throw up
Russ: Well it looks like the Concrete TG – Voltage match went to a no contest, it never even really got started, the interesting thing is that Voltage tried to get Concrete to use a weapon, but he refused, these two have issues to be settled. Folks, we appear to have the difficulties fixed again, let’s go back to the matches
THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADEThe Chickenshit Heels, trying to prove they still are heels, attack The Devil’s Brigade in the back! JA slams Camby into a garbage dumpster, and AA slingshots O’Neil into a set of random clangy poles. JA comes over to double-team O’Neil, but Camby no sells the dumpster, grabs AA by his new “TCH” tights and flings him across the hallway. JA sees Camby in time to kick him in the nuts, but Camby no sells that, too, thanks to all the drugs that have shrunk his balls to dust. JA begs off from HC, but doesn’t see TO behind him. JA does feel him, however, and falls to a nut shot from TO. AA has found a coffee urn, and he runs toward Camby with that, smashing it into the big man’s back. Coffee sprays all over the place, and some of it hits KANE, who’s backstage visiting with Firechild and Spin Hansen. Kane choke slams AA because Kane hates coffee! Kane picks up AA for more punishment, but Abdullah the Butcher runs in to brawl with Kane, and they head off down the hallway. TDB and TCH decide to do the orchestrated “grab each other and walk down the entry ramp while looking like we’re fighting” thing, and we’re finally in the ring! Camby and O’Neil isolate AA, and AA is your TWEENER IN PERIL! Voltage is in the crowd, holding a sign that reads “AA=Ricky Morton!” O’Neil grabs the sign and rips it up, then takes part of the sign and scrapes it across AA's face. PAPER CUT! Oh, AA’s been busted…well, he’s bleeding, because you know how much those paper cuts hurt. DOMINATOR by Camby! Could this be it? One, two…JA with the save! JA is shoved back to his corner, and he starts slapping the turnbuckle. But then he realizes the fans started clapping with him, so he stops and does the “Be Quiet” hand gesture. That confuses the fans, who want someone to cheer for. Camby tags in O’Neil, who drops a pair of elbows on AA’s knee and goes for the Gaelic Cloverleaf! AA leg presses out of hold before O’Neil can sink it in, and O’Neil stumbles into his corner and smacks heads with Camby! Camby is down. O’Neil is down. AA, much to his chagrin, is doing the Hope Crawl toward Johnny. JA, for his part, sees the ref’s back turned and does the “smack your own hand” thing and races toward O’Neil. JA is a HOUSE ON FIRE! And with housing prices spiraling downward, it might be arson! JA pounds on O’Neil, then backdrops a charging Camby. JA fends off TDB’s Ninja Attack, and TO walks into a pair of brass knucks from AA! Where’d he get those?? (Come on, who are we kidding?) JA with a trash can lid to Camby, and that actually stunned the big guy. O’Neil drags a ladder out from under the ring for no good reason, and this is getting ridiculous! These two teams have pulled out everything but the kitchen sink…and if I remember correctly, once TCH did that, too! AA is going under the ring, and he comes back out with…Kevin Federline (Federline, Federline!). Gad, he looks awful. Looks like he’s been drinking since about…oh, noon on Tuesday. But AA props up Federline (Federline, Federline) and gives him a microphone! JA ambushes O’Neil from behind and forces him toward Federline (Federline, Federline). He’s going to rap! Dear Gawd, NO!!! O’Neil’s going to tap to the rap! But Camby goes under the ring and has…Britney Spears! And Spears has a checkbook! It’s Federline’s (Federline’s, Federline’s) checkbook! And it’s empty! Britney’s pointing and laughing at the checkbook! And Federline’s stopped rapping! In fact, he’s crying like a little bitch! Spears Spears Federline! And they brawl up the entry ramp, having put together a better angle in three minutes than the WWE can in three months! Meanwhile, back in the ring AA has a chair and cracks it across the back of Camby. But the chair breaks and Camby turns around, even more upset than before. AA slides out of the ring and gets Camby to chase him. JA from around the corner with a massive clothesline on Camby!! JA tosses Camby into the ring, but is immediately attacked by O’Neil. Nothing has gone well for AA, and it looks like he’s reach the end of his patience. AA grabs another chair and slides into the ring, but this time he tosses the chair at Camby. Camby catches it, and AA falls like he’s been shot! Unfortunately, JA and O’Neil have the referee busy with them. Camby gets an evil grin on his face and crushes AA in the head with the chair, then slides the chair out of the ring. O’Neil slingshots JA into the ring post to end their brawl, and that allows the ref to slide into the ring. There he finds Camby pinning an unconscious AA, and makes the academic three count.
WINNERS in 12:57, The Devil’s Brigade.
DONOVAN VIPER vs. CANADIAN DRAGONDonovan Viper goes on the offensive to start. Dragon ducks a Viper clothesline and comes back with a drop kick to the face! The fans cheer! Dragon his arms outstretched soaks in the cheers and dares Viper to get back up. As he does, Dragon runs forth with a clothesline of his own, but Viper delivers a sharp hip toss! And the fans cheer! The fans are cheering for Viper? DV looks around the crowd, not used to this sensation. Has a bit of a confused look in his face. CD gets up and runs at DV when DV delivers a snap power slam! CD rolls outside of the ring as the fans cheer DV. Viper looks around at the fans again, nods his head and cracks a smile. He likes it! Mikey likes it! Viper rebounds off the ropes and OMG~! dives through the second and top ropes with a shoulder block to Dragon!
Then the cameras go out, again. We head back to the studio where we see Razz, Russ, Nash, a greasy midget, and SCOTT HALL!
SH: So I said, if that’s your grandma, who did I give the ol In and Out to last week? The Pomeranian?
Nash: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
SH: I heard midgets were full of alcohol, if you twist their heads it is cocktail time! C’mere MIDGET! <Hall gets up – revealing he is not wearing pants – and staggers around the studio chasing the greasy midget>
Russ: Oh! We are back! Welcome back folks, sorry to interrupt the Donovan Viper, Canadian Dragon match! Uhh, this is not what it looks like
SH: HEEEEEEEEEERE MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET
Razz: I am getting word that Donovan Viper just got a roll up win on Canadian Dragon, and we appear to have the difficulties worked out, I think we better send this back to the Havre!
As Viper walks up the ramp, Hollywood Harris walks out and claps mockingly. Viper stops and looks around, he knows the game... Altrageous comes out of the crowd and stands on the ringside of the ramp, smiling with his arms folded. Viper looks at Canadian Dragon, still in the ring, and he shrugs his shoulders and walks off. Viper's in a game of pickle now. Viper runs up to Harris with chain in hand as Firechild blindsides Viper form nowhere! It's 3 on 1! 3PS is putting the boots to Viper, without mercy. HH takes DV's chain, TO BE EDITED IN LATER~! with his chain? But no! 3PS's opponents tonight, Drink & Destroy come out to the ramp, and HH holds back.
Stank has a mic: Warming up for us, punks?
3PS stands over a bloodied Viper and laughs.
FF Capslock:
We just finished drinking. And if there's any destroying to be done, we're gonna do it.
Spin: So get your hands off that homo (Capslock nudges Spin with a disapproving look), ahem.. get your hands off that... guy... and get in the ring with us.
Firechild: OR WHAT?
Spin: Or we'll make you. Cause I’m Spin “Freakin” Hansen
Crowd: AND THERE'S NOT A DAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! An enraged 3PS start attacking D&D and it looks like the fight is starting now![/b]
DRINK & DESTROY (w/Ax-Man) vs. 3PIECE SET (w/Chris Cole)3PS is in the ring posing when Drink& Destroy’s Music hits. The 3 members rush the ring and the brawl is on. Cole jumps to the floor and Ax eyes him from the entrance ramp. Stank and Harris tag each other with rights and lefts, but Stank manages to drop him with a huge overhand punch. FFC dumps FC over the top rope. Alt is getting the better of Spin with his speed as Stank and Lock tee off on Harris. Spin counters a DDT attempt by Alt by lifting him and ramming him into the corner. FFC whips Harris towards Stank who back drops Harris all the way to the floor. Spin presses Alt to the outside onto his partners and the crowd goes bananas. 3PS regroup on the outside as Ref Angelo Barros gains a bit of control. FC reluctantly starts with Stank and they lock up. Stank easily tosses FC aside and strikes a double bicep pose. FC looks at him in disbelief and then locks up with him again. Stank muscles him into the corner and breaks clean, but FC rakes the eyes. FC drop kicks the knee, hits a knee breaker on the mat, and then tags in Harris who immediately hits a chop block. He then proceeds to stomp on the knee and taunt the crowd with “Who’s No. 1.” Cole distracts Barros and it’s a three-on-one assault on Stank’s leg. Ax chases Cole off as Spin and FFC try to intervene. Barros orders them out and Alt settles in as the legal man. After a brief offensive flurry, Alt snatches a Single leg crab. Stank makes the ropes, but when forced to break, Alt gets in Barros face, allowing the rest of 3PS swarm with strikes to the face and rope assisted choking. Cole yells something to Ax as he drives the point of his elbow into Stank’s face. FFC yells for the ref to turn around and finally he does. Alt tags in Harris and they hit a delayed tandem suplex on the big man. They do an elaborate hand shake then stomp the crap out of Stank. Spin and FFC get a little piece of the Set but Barros forces them out yet again. This time Cole is in the ring with a chair and blindsides the limping Stank with a shot to the back of the head. Ax chases him out of the ring and gets blindsided by the Number 1 Axe Handle InThe OOWF. Alt and Harris put the boots to him and Spin comes over to even it up. FFC and FC join the brawl and Cole uses the one man advantage and shoves FFC into the ring post. By now, Stank has limped to the outside and murders Ax with the Stank U~!!! on the slightly less forgiven floor pads. The brawl escalates with Harris and FFC brawling into the crowd, Alt eating steel stairs courtesy of Spin, Cole low blowing Spin then running from Ax and FC choking Stank with a camera cable before getting killed when the big man throws them both through the announce table. The ref has no choice and throws the match out.
WINNERS – No Contest in 9:31
CAPELLAN vs. ECOSYSTEM – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchEcosystem and Capellan face on in center ring, Eco looks supremely confident and offers a hand to Cap – Cap shakes it, Eco won’t let go, and pulls Cap in for some smug trash talking – then lets go. Cap smiles and shrugs, Junior Hale call for the bell and it’s on! Collar and elbow lock-up, they jockey for position and Eco pushes Cap’s back against the ropes – Hale calls for the break, Eco breaks at 3 – and pie-faces Cap back into the ropes! Eco gives and Orton-esque gesture as he backs away, and invite Cap in for another try. Another collar and elbow, test of strength for position, now Eco ends up against the ropes Cap lets go and cocks a fist, Eco ducks his shoulder under the top ropes demanding the Junior Hale backs Cap away – and Cap gives Ecosystem a Myagi-esque NONE HONK before backing off! Eco turns red as the crowd laughs, and has some harsh words for The Champ, who just gives him a “hey dude, bring it on” gesture. Eco charges, Cap ducks but turns back into a short arm clothesline, hitting the mat hard. Eco points down at Cap yelling “That’s how it’s done!” and Cap sweeps Eco’s legs out from under him, and in one fluid motion spins to his feet and drops a elbow – COVER! Eco kicks out before one.
Both men to their feet, Eco with a fast kick to the gut and whips Cap to the corner. Eco is right on top of Cap, pressing the advantage with a shoulder driven into the gut. He takes a step back before the ref can cal a break, then pops Cap in the jaw with a left hand. Open hand chop, then a second. Eco then suplexs Cap out of the corner into the middle of the ring, and clamps on a chin-lock, leaning his full body weight on Cap. Cap struggles to his feet, elbows his way free and then back-kicks cap in the gut. Off the ropes, flying knee puts Ecosystem down – Eco gets to his feet, swinging neck-breaker by Cap, who rolls to his feet and follows up with a basement drop-kick. Eco rolls out of the ring to clear his head – And Cap follows him with a suicide dive between the middle and top ropes, sending both men crashing into the rail! Cap rolls Eco back in the ring but Eco kicks him in the head as Cap slides in. Ecosystem stomps on Caps back, then tries a camel clutch – he wants to keep Cap grounded – Cap won’t give up, and is able to work his way to the ropes to force a break. Eco lets Cap get to his feet, scoops him up and slams him to the mat. Second scoop slam by Ecosystem – Cover – Cap kicks out at one. Ecosystem picks Cap up off the mat again, this time with a back-breaker over the knee – Cover- Cap kicks out at one! Eco is visibly frustrated, stomps Cap in the chest, and scoops him up for another slam – Cap counters, DDT! Cap gets to his feet and signals for the Dragon kick, to the corner – but is visibly in pain as he tries the move, and Eco avoids it! Ecosystem kicks Cap in the back, picks Cap up for The Endgame, Cap counters out – winces in pain as he tries to twist away, but tries to suplex Eco – can’t get him up and over – Eco goes for The Endgame again, and this time Cap counters to a standing triangle hold! Eco is caught in the middle of the ring, and quickly is turning purple! He tries to drive Cap into a corner for the break, Cap spins him back to the center of the ring – Eco tries to punch his way out with his free arm, but Cap is able to avoid the wild swings. Ecosystem is in serious trouble! Junior Hale moves in to check on him, Ecosystem looks the ref right in the eye - - - and punches him! Hale calls for the bell, Cap releases the hold thinking the Ecosystem tapped – and Ecosystem soccer kicks Cap low, then rolls out of the ring!
WINNER by DQ in 11:20 – Capellan!
CHRIS COLE vs. THIM REYNOLDS – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchDefinitely a big match atmosphere here. Senior official Sterling Glaw holds the title up for all to see as Reynolds does not take his eye off the belt. Cole does not takes his eyes off Reynolds. Bell sounds and we have a slow start, feeling out process, etc. Thim powers the champion back into the corner and Glaw calls for a break. Reynolds obliges, albeit making sure to shove Cole back into the turnbuckle one time before doing so. Cole looks to Glaw for a warning, but gets none. Another lockup and TR gets a headlock takeover, but Cole kips up and out of it. But while Cole plays to the crowd, Thim pops up and KILLS him with a clothesline. Reynolds stomps the hell out of Cole, then drags him up, and short arms him into a belly to belly throw, sending Cole scurrying to the floor. Cole milks an 8 count before rolling back in, but right back out, and THAT draws Reynolds out to the floor. Cole runs away and TR gives chase, but when CC rolls in, Reynolds does not follow, simply opting to walk back in up the steps and step back in. Another lockup, but Cole gets the upper hand this time, backing Reynolds to the ropes. Irish whip, but Thim gets a shoulder block on the way back. To the ropes and Thim hops over Cole on the way by, and CC looks for a hip toss, but Reynolds clotheslines him AGAIN. Reynolds with a vertical suplex, rolling into what appears to be another one, but TR drops into a judo choke instead. Glaw checks to see if the hold is legal, but can't get an angle to do so as Cole tries to escape. CC makes the ropes, so Reynolds simply dumps him thru the bottom and middle rope back to the floor. Thim follows this time and puts the beats on Cole on the floor. Reynolds grabs Cole for perhaps a butterfly suplex on the floor, but Cole backdrops him and Thim's left knee bangs HARD off the ring steps. Cole desperately rolls back in and Glaw starts a count on Reynolds, as Cole encourages him to count faster. Reynolds pulls himself in and Cole immediately targets the knee. Thim fights to his feet, but Cole yanks the leg out from under him. TR kicks Cole away however, and Thim gets to his feet, obviously favoring the knee. Thim with an Irish whip, but Cole dropkicks the knee. Cole works the knee some more and looks for a figure four, but Thim kicks him thru the ropes and to the floor. Ominously, Hollywood Harris and Altrageous slowly make their way to ringside, grab a couple of chairs... and pull up a seat next to Ross and Razz at the announce table. CC back in, but Reynolds hooks him in a cross face chicken wing out of nowhere. Cole immediately grabs the ropes and Glaw gets a break. Cole kicks the ropes in frustration then returns to the attack. Cole with a fisherman's suplex that gets a two count. Cole with another, but Thim blocks it and hits a Cradle Shock! One, two, and Cole kicks out. Thim back up gingerly and charges, but Cole hotshots him and leaves him dangling on the top rope. Cole backs away and has some words for the official, which allows Altrageous to sneak away from the announce table to get a sucker punch on Reynolds... except he doesn't take the cheap shot, because he sees Moosehead Jack and L.D. Williams making their way to ringside themselves, and Alt slinks back to the announce table. Cole simply dumps Reynolds to the floor instead, right in front of Harris and Alt. kz walks around the ring to make sure neither of the tag team champions lay a finger on Thim. Reynolds back in as kz goes back to the other side of the ring. Cole wraps Thim's knee around the middle rope and stomps away before Glaw breaks that. Thim gets up again, and Cole takes the legs out again, this time looking for the TEXAS CLOVERLEAF~! But Reynolds cradles Cole and gets a LONG two count. Cole pops up and comes back in, but Reynolds pulls him down into the ADJUSTMENT~! But before he can get it locked in, Harris hops away from the table and pulls Reynolds out of the ring. Harris plays innocent and rushes back to the table, but Reynolds pulls him back toward the ring. That prompts Alt to pull TR off of HH, and Reynolds opens up on both of them with elbows and fists. Cole enters the fray to make it 3 on 1, and kz has seen enough. Moose and Williams storm around the ring and we've got a brawl. Moose and Harris brawl onto and over the announce table and Williams and Alt have it out. Cole and Reynolds end up going at it and TR tosses Cole back in. Reynolds looks for the ADJUSTMENT again, but Cole gets a drop toehold to counter. Altrageous slides one of the tag team titles into the ring and Cole grabs it, but referee Glaw yanks it from him. Cole and Glaw have words, and that allows Reynolds to pick the ankle and slap on the ADJUSTMENT ~! Meanwhile, Harris escapes Moose and rolls in the ring to stay away. TR sees this and decks Harris. Moose follows into the ring, but Williams pulls Harris out to the floor. Moose has a free shot on Cole... but Glaw sees him, and rather than get Thim DQ'ed, Moose has some words for Cole then bails to the floor. The tag champs and kz have at it some more. but Cole leans over and says something back to Moose. MHJ hops on the apron and Glaw steps between them. Thim lines Cole up, but out of the crowd, Firechild slips into the ring and his an enziguri on TR. Reynolds no-sells it and turns around to grab FC, but Cole dives back across the ring and clips Thim's knee. he schoolboys him for a cover, one, two... and a handful of tights and feet on the ropes is enough for the three!
WINNER in 27:14 and STILL OOWF World heavyweight Champion: CHRIS COLE
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