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Post by mooseheadjack on Jul 25, 2008 10:04:04 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live! From Horqueta, Paraguay Russ:: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to a very special edition of OOWF MidWeek Mayhem!! I am your host Russ, and as always, I am joined by Razz Razz: Good to be back Razz, and we are LIVE in Horqueta, Paraguay! This place is OFF THA HOOK!! Russ:Once again tonight, we are joined by our good friend Nash! Nash: Gentlemen, I got the restraining order lifted just in time to be here tonight! Razz: You had a restraining order in Paraguay? Nash: More like South America Razz: How do you get a restraining order from an entire continent? Nash: Let’s just say Pat Patterson wouldn’t have been the first Intercontinental champion had it not been for too much tequila and some powdery substance Razz: Ahhh riding the white horse? Nash: Huh? No, cocoa you fool! I ate so much of it I was sick to my stomach. Russ: If I can interject for a moment and stop this enthralling story, folks tonight we have a unique format for MidWeek Mayhem, four teams of six will do battle to get a Purposely Vague Promise from GM the Rick! Razz: This is OFF THA HOOK!!! Nash: You already said that Razz: Hold on, THIS IS OFF THA HOOK!! But Not Hercules Hooks! Hercules Hooks, endorsed by none other than Billy Mays!!! Holds up to 150 pounds without breaking! Nash: What the hell was that? Razz: Announcing ain’t gonna last forever, gotta get the endorsement deals while you can Nash: Damn, glad I would never stoop that low. Russ could you hand me that Teem Cola right there? <Nash turns to the camera and cracks open the bottle of cola> Vierta La Cola. Después de que el trabajo de un día duro, allí no sea nada mejor que el venir a casa y el agrietarse abren un frío del hielo vierten la cola. ¡Vierta la cola, venga sea parte de nuestro equipo! Russ: Can we please get on with the show? Razz: By all means Nash: First up, four guys who are not in the Gm the Rick Lazy Booking Invitational! Russ: Well from what I heard in the booking meetings, The Apocalyptic Bastards asked not to be in the Invitational, said something about wanting to get their first win and tune up for Kenji and Knife Razz: Well unless this match is going to last a couple of weeks, I think they are going to need more than one tune up match Nash: Have you seen those two lately? I think they are on the Barry Bonds workout program! Razz: What are you suggesting? Nash: I am suggesting that they went to the same doctor as a Mr. Benoit Russ: WE ARE NOT GOING THERE TONIGHT! Now let’s head to the ring!APOCALYPTIC BASTARDS vs. JASON SHAPIRO & PUCK DUPPJason Shapiro and Puck Dupp wait in the ring as the Apocalyptic Bastards make their way to the ring. SYB and AE pause halfway down the ramp and sneer at the crowd who boo them loudly. They finally climb into the ring and attack Shapiro and Dupp. AE grabs Dupp and slams him face first into the top turnbuckle, SYB kicks Shapiro low and throws him through the ropes to the floor. SYB follows Shapiro to the outside and runs him face first into the steel ring post. Shapiro falls to the floor in a heap, SYB slides back into the ring where AE grabs Dupp and whips him to the middle of the ring, right into a clothesline from SYB. AE hauls Dupp to his feet and presses him high over his head and throws him over the top rope to the floor. The Bastards strut around the ring, cocky as ever and wait for their opponents to get back to their feet. Shapiro climbs back to the ring apron, but SYB will not let him get in the ring, grabbing him and running him down the top rope, then connecting with a punch to the mouth that sends Shapiro to the floor. Both men leave the ring and pursue the attack on the outside. SYB tries to choke Dupp with a microphone cord, but Dupp spins out of it and grabs SYB by the head and slams him with a headbut. On the other side of the ring, AE grabs Shapiro by the arm and pulls him to his feet and nearly decapitates him with a clothesline. AE sees SYB in trouble and rushes across the ring and grabs a chair and SLAMS AE right in the back of the head! Right in front of the referee!! The ref calls for the bell! SYB and AE are not even a little fazed, AE grabs Dupp and drops him on the floor with an unprettier. They go over to Shapiro and pull him to his feet, AE puts him on his shoulders, and SYB climbs to the apron and hits a clothesline that sends Shapiro off of AE’s shoulders crashing to the floor. The Apocalyptic Bastards survey the carnage, and head to the back. WINNERS in 3:01 by disqualification – Jason Shapiro & Puck Dupp Russ: Well so much for the Bastards getting their first win tonight, although they DID put a brutal beating on Mr. Dupp and Shapiro, think they sent a message to Knife and Kenji? Razz: Well, if that message was “we are not smart enough to beat a couple of jobbers clean and get our first win” then yes, I would say the message was sent loud and clear Nash: It’s all about establishing your authority. Tonight the Apocalyptic Bastards took the first step toward being one of the truly elite teams in wrestling. They took two guys and dominated. I haven’t seen domination like this since me and Hall beat down the Steiners for the titles! Razz: Wait, didn’t Bischoff strip the Steiners of the titles and award them to you? Nash: don’t you have something to hang? Razz: Do I look like a weight machine? Russ: WE ARE NOT GOING THERE TONIGHT! Now ladies and gentlemen, we are ready to start the GM the Rick Lazy Booking Invitational! Our first match features members from team 1 taking on team 3, guys does either team have an advantage? Razz: Well…….no not really. Each team has a long-time veteran and two relative newcomers, this one is pretty much a dead heat! Nash: I am going to go with Attitude Adjuster’s team, the word going around the back is he laid down a c not at 5 to one odds that he would win. He is not going to lose. Russ: Great, gambling now too, is there anything we won’t cover tonight? Nash: You know how it is Russ, Whatever Happens in Paraguay, Stays in Paraguay! Razz: Another endorsement? Dammit! I wanted that one! Russ: Lets head to the ringKNIFE, OUTBACK JACK & EL VOLTAJE vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTER, DAVIN MORELAND & PHANTOSWe begin the first match of the GM the Rick Lazy Booking Invitational. Knife, Outback Jack and El Voltaje come to the ring and take their spot in the corner. Next out is Attitude Adjuster Davin Moreland and Phantos. Attitude Adjuster tries to lead his team to the ring, but Davin Moreland moves him out of the way and takes the lead. They change spots several times, Phantos remains behind them watching in bored amusement. They finally get to the ring, and head to their corner, where another debate between AA and Moreland erupts over who should start the match against Knife. Finally after several minutes of debate, Phantos tags himself in and this match is about to get underway. Moreland and AA go to the apron and continue arguing. Inside the ring, Knife and Phantos circle each other slowly and lock up. Phantos pushes Knife into the corner and the referee calls for a clean break, Phantos appears ready to give one, but Knife goes to the eyes. Phantos is momentarily dazed and Knife hits the ropes, but Phantos recovers in time to catch Knife with a belly to belly suplex that sends him back into the corner. Knife tags in Jack and he comes in and the men circle and lock up. Jack grabs a top wrist lock and drives Phantos to the mat, but Phantos bridges up and gets back to a vertical base, then slips behind Jack and runs him to the ropes and tries a roll up, but Jack holds on to the top rope, Phantos rolls through to his feet and Jack charges and tries a clothesline, but Phantos ducks, but Jack spins around and catches Phantos with a kick to the mouth. Jack hauls Phantos up and holds him vertical for a suplex, then lets him crash to the mat. Jack reaches out and tags in El Voltaje, EV springs to the top rope and drops a leg across Phantos’ chest, covers, but only gets a one count. El Voltaje pulls Phantos to his feet and hits a pendulum back breaker, covers again, and only gets a one count. Both men get to their feet and El Voltaje whips Phantos to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Phantos catches him with a kick to the chops. Phantos turns and tries to make the tag in his corner, but AA and Moreland are STILL arguing. Showing a little frustration, Phantos tags AA in with a blistering chop to the chest. Phantos leaves the ring, and AA enters, but turns to complain to Phantos, which opens the door for El Voltaje to catch him with a belly to back suplex, bridge, and a two count. AA gets to his feet and puts his dukes up, so he and El Voltaje go toe to toe, Voltaje gets a couple of good pops in, snapping AA’s head back, AA swings wildly and El Voltaje easily ducks out of the way, then lights AA up with a chop to the chest. AA turns and takes a few steps and falls face first to the mat. El Voltaje tags in Outback Jack, Jack hits the ropes and drops a knee across AA’s lower back, then locks on a chin lock, pulling back hard on AA’s head. Jack reaches back and tags Knife, Knife comes in, hits the ropes and connects with a double drop kick to AA’s face. Knife covers, but only gets a two count. AA worms his way back to the corner and tries to beg off, Knife pursues him into the corner, and AA catches him with a low blow that sends Knife to the mat. AA pulls himself up and points to his head, then pulls Knife up in the corner and tries to whip him across the ring but Knife reverses it and sends AA into the corner, AA flips up over the top rope and lands on the apron, he starts down the apron but sees Jack and El Voltaje standing there, he stops and once again points to his head, then turns back and catches the STAB from Knife! AA flies off the apron and appears to be dead on the floor. Jack and Voltaje leap off the apron and roll AA back into the ring, Knife covers, but the pin is broken up at two by Phantos. Knife pulls AA to his feet and sends him to the ropes, Moreland makes the blind tag in, Knife tries to scoop AA for a slam, but AA slips over his shoulder and shoves Knife toward the ropes, right into a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER from Moreland! Moreland covers, AA turns and catches El Voltaje with a thumb to the eye and Phantos flies across the ring and tries to catch Jack with a missile drop kick, but Jack side steps and Phantos hits the mat with a thud. Jack catches Moreland with a boot to the side of the head. Moreland gets to his feet and he and Jack go toe to toe, trading shots to the head, El Voltaje recovers and catches Moreland with an enzuguri, as Moreland staggers forward, Jack nails him with a clothesline. The referee escorts Jack out of the ring while Voltaje covers Moreland. Before the referee can turn back around, AA reaches in from outside the ring and rakes Voltaje’s eyes, breaking up the cover. As Voltaje staggers around the ring, Moreland gets to his feet in the corner. AA waits until the referee’s back is turned and makes the heel “tag in” sound by clapping his hands together. AA comes in and clips Voltaje’s knee and hammers him with shots to the head. Moreland stands and looks at him in amazement. AA gets to his feet and taunts the crowd, which gives El Voltaje time to recover and make the tag to a fresh Outback Jack. AA finally gets done arguing with a lady in the front row and bends down to pick up Voltaje, and he’s looking at Outback Jack’s boots. Jack unleashes a barrage of kicks and chops to the head AA staggers under the onslaught, and crawls over on his knees to his corner and tags in Phantos. AA rolls to the floor and stays there. Phantos comes in and hits the ropes, Jack tries a clothesline, but Phantos ducks, hits the ropes and catches him with a high knee to the face. Phantos runs to the corner and climbs the corner, but Knife knocks his foot off and he crotches him on the top. Jack climbs to the second rope and tries a reverse suplex but Phantos spins out of it and dives to his corner and tries to tag in AA but AA drops off the apron. Phantos stands in amazement for a moment, then Knife is tagged in and nails Phantos from behind. Knife sends Phantos to the ropes, Davin Moreland makes the blind tag in, Phantos reverses the whip and sends Knife to the opposite ropes, Phantos drops to the mat and as Knife steps over Phantos, Davin Moreland catches him with a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Phantos springs up and takes out Jack and Voltaje as they try to come into the ring, and Moreland gets the three count and we have our first winners! WINNERS in 16:09 – Attitude Adjuster, Davin Moreland & Phantos GM the Rick Lazy Booking Invitational Standings[/u] 1. Team 3 – 1 2. Team 1 - 0 3. Team 2 – 0 4. Team 4 – 0 Russ: Wow! What a victory! That gives Team 3 the early lead Nash: I told you AA wouldn’t lose money on this. Razz: DAMMIT I had team one! Russ: You were betting on matches we are calling? This isn’t the NBA son! Razz: No, I mean if I WERE betting I would have had Team 1. Uhh, man I was hoping I wouldn’t have to do this, but….Kevin, let me ask you something Nash: Kevin?....ok…..what? Razz: <sigh> You ever had that not so fresh feeling? Nash: What? Razz: I hear ya! When I have that not so fresh feeling, I use Summer’s Eve Disposable Douche! It gives you the feeling of a summer meadow between your legs. Nash: What the hell?? Razz: Summer’s Eve, the name women have trusted for over one hundred years! Nash: Are you serious? Russ: That was deeply disturbing. Let’s just move on and forget that ever happened. Next up its Team 2 versus Team 4, to me this is a similar situation to the first match up Nash: It’s similar, but with the returning JW Westgaard, I think that shifts the balance in their favor a bit. Razz: Yeah, but Chris Cole has been a basket case lately, have you seen him? He has that thousand yard stare going on, I think GM the Rick may have finally broken him. Russ: In all my years in this business I have never seen a man pushed to the very brink of mental collapse like that, quite honestly it is frightening Nash: I have. Razz: You have Nash: It was the summer of ’74, Lars Anderson and I were just finishing up a swing on our Asian tour. We were booked against the Asian tag team Champions Ox Baker and Killer Khan. We went to war night after night, city after city, they were bloodbaths, still talked about to this day on some islands in the Pacific, still banned by the Cambodian government too, no one can own a copy of those matches, which is odd since they weren’t recorded. Anyway, after two weeks Lars starts getting real twitchy, real shaky. Kept saying Baker was living in his shadow – literally. I get back from drinking one night and Lars is standing on a chair in the room, butt naked holding a shotgun. He had this blank stare on his face and kept talking about how he was going to stop the bad men from coming anymore. We sent him home and I finished the tour with Gino Parisi as my partner. Lars was never the same after that. Russ: That was, uh, enlightening Nash, I really think we need to go to the ringJOHNNY ADRENALINE, KENJI & LUCIOS vs. CHRIS COLE, ECOSISTEMA & JW WESTGAARDAdrenaline, Kenji and Lucios come to the ring first, and they appear to be pretty well unified. Cole, Eco and Westgaard come out next, and they do not seem to be on the same page at all. Cole has a vacant five thousand yard stare on his face and Ecosistema is busy slapping hands with the fans. Westgaard is trying to rally them to the ring, but he gives up and just walks to the ring alone. Chris Cole comes to the ring and walks to the corner and just grabs the tag rope and stands there. Westgaard waits pacing in the ring, Ecosistema finally makes it down to the ring and this one is underway. Lucios starts things off with Westgaard, they slowly circle and go to lock up, but JWW catches him with a kick to the midsection, then snaps off a gut wrench suplex. Lucios backs away into the corner, but Westgaard flies in and hits a boot to the jaw, then pulls Lucios to his feet and hammers away with shots to the head until Lucios is back on the mat. Westgaard pulls him to his feet again and sets him on the top rope and tries a superplex, but Lucios fights out of it with shots to the head. Westgaard staggers away and when he comes back, Lucios grabs him for a tornado DDT, but Westgaard reverses it into a spine buster. Westgaard gets a two count, but it is broken up by a boot to the back of the head from Ecosistema. Westgaard gets up and pulls Lucios to his corner and tags in Cole. Cole snap mares Lucios out of the corner and connects with a knee to the small of the back, then tags in Ecosistema who springs over the top rope and lands a Mr. Perfect Neck snap. Lucios’ head snaps back off the mat, and Ecosistema covers, but Lucios kicks out at two. Eco pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes, Lucios leapfrogs over, hits the ropes and catches Eco in the face with a burning hammer. Lucios crawls over to his corner and tags in Kenji, who leaps over the top rope and catches Eco with a spinning heel kick that nearly decapitates him, then catches Cole with a back body drop, and finally drop toe holds Westgaard to the mat, Johnny comes in and drops an elbow across the back of Kenji’s head, then slips right back out of the ring. Kenji pulls Eco to his feet and ties him in the tree of woe, from the outside Johnny reaches in and pulls back on Eco’s head. Lucios comes into the ring and he and Kenji hit running kicks to the Eco’s ribs. Eco falls out of the corner gasping for breath. Kenji covers, but Westgaard runs into the ring and breaks it up, then quickly pulls Knife to his feet and hits a RUDE AWAKENING! Eco covers, but Kenji kicks out at two. Now we begin the slow crawl of immediate peril toward each man’s corner. Eco makes the tag to Cole who comes into the ring and charges the corner, just as Kenji tags in Adrenaline. Cole begs off, as does Adrenaline, Johnny does not appear to be comfortable being the face on fire. Both men hit their knees and beg off further abuse. Interesting. Johnny finally out heels Cole with a scientific thumb to the eye. Then grabs Cole’s head and slams it into the mat. Johnny covers but only gets a one count. Both men get to their feet and Cole sends Johnny to the ropes and catches him with an inverted atomic drop, then hits the ropes for a clothesline, but Johnny catches him in a backslide for a two count. Cole kicks out and crawls over and tags in Ecosistema. Eco waits on the apron for Adrenaline to get to his feet, when he does, Eco springs in and connects with a clothesline, covers and gets two before it is broken up b Kenji. Ecosistema pulls Johnny up and tries a suplex, but as he is going up in the air, when their backs are turned to the referee, Kenji comes in and nails Ecosistema with the GREEN MIST OF EXTREME DISCOMFORT!! Eco drops Adrenaline, mostly on his head, ADRENALINE RUSH!! And Eco crawls around the ring trying to clear his vision. Adrenaline moves ever so slowly toward his corner and tags in Lucios. Comes into the ring and pulls Eco to his feet and scoops him up for a slam, but Eco small packages him and gets a two count. Eco gets up and his vision clears just enough that he makes the tag to Westgaard. Westgaard comes into the ring and measures Lucios, as soon as he turns around Westgaard nails him with the CROSS CHECK!! Westgaard pulls a stunned Lucios to his feet and hits an elevated DDT, and follow that with a BRUTAL Ice Auger! Westgaard yells for Cole and Eco to get in the ring as he covers, they run interference and keep Adrenaline and Kenji from breaking up the pin long enough to get the three count. WINNERS in 20:10 – JW Westgaard, Ecosistema & Chris Cole After the match GM the Rick comes to the top of the stage and claps. He grabs a mic: GMtR: First, let me say Westgaard, Ecosistema, nice job. You two took the first step toward getting a shot at a Vague Promise by me. Now, that leaves just one thing, Chris Cole. <Cole remains in the center of the ring, the vacant stare on his face>. Chris Cole, you decided to cross a line last week, you decided to put your hands on me. That doesn’t work for me Potsie. So I sat back and thought, what could I do to punish you and make sure you showed some restraint next time you wanted to release your anger on me. Then it hit me. The one thing you want more than anything else is a title shot. And, as long as you are being a complete toolbox to me, I don’t have to give that to you. However, if your team was to win the Invitational, and you were to win the battle royal, I guess that decision would be out of my hands now wouldn’t it? We can’t let that happen. So Cole, your punishment for putting your hands on me is as follows: it doesn’t matter if your team advances to the finals, it doesn’t matter because YOU will not be in the battle royal. That’s right, you put your hands on me, now you lose your shot. Too bad, so sad. <Rick drops the mic and walks away, Cole slowly looks down at the mat, then begins to tremble. He gets wild eyes and grabs his head and staggers up the ramp to the back> GM the Rick Lazy Booking Invitational Standings[/u] 1. Team 3 – 1 2. Team 4 – 1 3. Team 1 – 0 4. Team 2 – 0 Russ: Well team 4 certainly worked like an impressive unit there and they have tied things up with team 3! Razz: Did you see how aggressive JW Westgaard was there? Wow! I like his attitude since he came back, certainly appears to be in a take no crap mood! Nash: I think what we are overlooking here is that Chris Cole may finally have snapped. Razz: Yeah I think he has blown a fuse or something! Russ: The kid is loonier than a pet coon that’s for sure! Nash: Guys I am serious, look, I just got a text message from him:
8:53 PM – Chris Cole’s cell phone: "My physical address is 127 Red Pine Drive, Orlando Florida. 32801" 8:53 AM - Chris Cole’s cell phone: "The gators are in the enclosed pool area. Gazebo side door is open." 8:54 PM - Chris Cole’s cell phone: "My physical address is 127 Red Pine Drive, Orlando Florida. 32801" 8:55 PM - Chris Cole’s cell phone: "My physical address is 127 Red Pine Drive, Orlando Florida. 32801" 8:58 PM - Chris Cole’s cell phone: "My physical address is 127 Red Pine Drive, Orlando Florida. 32801"
Seriously guys, I think something is wrong with Cole! Razz: Nah, I am sure he will snap out of him, I mean really, not like he is a fragile little thing or something Russ: I really thought we were going to avoid this tonight? Razz: What? Russ: Nothing, let’s just move on to the next match, we now start the portion of the challenge that is worth two points. Teams will now compete in tag team matches, first up is Underdawg and Firechild taking on Stank and LD Williams, Nash who do you like? Nash: Well, Underdawg and Firechild are pretty much opposite ends of the spectrum, they could be a great team, with some work. Stank and Williams however, that is a team that could click right now. I like them to get the win. Razz: Stank and Williams are both former and current tag team champions, so I know they are going to be a formidable team, but I will never count out the Dawg. Someone that big and that mean, I can’t see him losing. Russ: Well there you have it folks, let’s head to the ring!UNDERDAWG & FIRECHILD vs. STANK & LD WILLIAMSWe begin the tag team portion of the Invitational, these matches will be worth two points in the standings. Underdawg and Firechild come to the ring first. Dawg does not even acknowledge Firechild as he trails behind him. Stank and Williams are out next, they at least appear to acknowledge each other and bump knuckles. Looks like it will be Stank and Firechild starting things out. They slowly circle and begin to jaw with one another. Firechild evidently says something Stank does not approve of, and Stank pops him in the jaw, then whips him to the ropes and elevates him with a high back body drop. Firechild is quickly to one knee, and now it is Stank’s turns to say something Firechild doesn’t approve of and he comes off of one knee and catches Stank in the jaw with a forearm. Stank staggers back to the ropes, FC connects with a kick to the gut and whips Stank across the ring and catches him with an elbow to the jaw, then grabs him by the head and runs up the corner and lands an Acid Drop. Firechild rolls Stank over but doesn’t even get a one count. Firechild waits for Stank to get to one knee and hits the ropes and connects with a drop kick to the side of Stank’s head that puts the big man on the mat. FC then climbs to the top rope and lands a drop kick across Stank’s sternum, covers, but the pin attempt is broken up at two when LD Williams comes in and kicks him in the back of the head. Firechild pulls Stank up and backs him into the corner and tags UnderDawg into the ring. Dawg comes in and lands some hard shots to Stank’s ribs and catches him in the side of the head with an elbow. Stank staggers to the center of the ring and Dawg hits the ropes and connects with a clothesline that rocks Stank. He hits the ropes again and tries a second one, but Stank catches Dawg with a belly to belly suplex. Stank gets fired up now and backs Dawg into the corner and pummels him with rights and lefts, then drops Dawg to the mat with a big head but. Stank reaches out and tags in LD Williams. Williams comes into the ring, and walks to the center of the ring, making sure to keep himself between Dawg and Firechild, and tells Dawg to get to his feet. Dawg glares at Williams for a moment, then pulls himself up and slowly comes to the center of the ring, where he and Williams go nose to nose. Dawg tries a cheap shot, but Williams catches his arm and takes him down to the mat with an arm drag, quickly spins to his feet and catches Dawg with a kick to the mouth. Dawg spits out a mouth full of blood, grins and gets to his feet. The two slowly circle again and lock up, Dawg backs Williams against the ropes and tries a clubbing shot to the chest, but Williams moves out of the way and spins Dawg around and kicks him, then plants him with a DDT. Williams doesn’t go for a cover, instead he tags Stank in then whips Dawg to the ropes and drops down, as UD leaps over Williams, Stank LEVELS him with a stiff clothesline. Stank covers and gets two before Firechild comes in to break it up. Stank pulls Dawg to his feet and slams him on the mat, then hits the ropes and drops a wicked elbow, another cover, another break up by Firechild. Both men get to their feet, Stank whips Dawg to the ropes and Firechild makes the blind tag, Stank lowers his head too soon and Dawg drops him with a DDT! Dawg gets to his feet and calls for the choke slam, but the referee tells him he has to get out of the ring, and Firechild is the legal man now. Dawg is not happy about this at all. Dawg leaves the ring and hops off the apron and paces around ring side for a moment. Meanwhile Firechild is perched on the top rope and waits for Stank to get to his feet, when he does, he connects with a missile drop kick! Stank hits the mat hard. Firechild pops right back to his feet and waits again for Stank to get up, he does and Firechild hits the Power Slide, then calls for the Angels Wings! He gets Stank set up, but UnderDawg comes back into the ring and catches Firechild with a boot to the side of the head!! What the hell?? Dawg grabs Firechild and delivers a brutal choke slam! Stank crawls over and tags in Williams, Firechild has barely hit the mat when Williams pounces on him, rolls him over and locks on the STF and watches as Underdawg leaves the ring and heads to the back. Firechild fights his way close to the ropes, but Williams releases the hold and pulls FC back into the center of the ring and reapplies it, FC has no choice and he taps out. WINNERS in 16:46 – LD Williams and Stank After the match Williams and Stank eye each other for a moment, then bump knuckles again and head to the back. GM the Rick Lazy Booking Invitational Standings[/u] 1. Team 4 – 3 pts 2. Team 3 – 1 pt 3. Team 1 – 0 pts 4. Team 2 – 0 pts Russ: THAT DIRTY NO GOOD LOUSY SON OF A BITCH!!! UNDERDAWG HAS JUST HELPED TEAM 4 TAKE THE LEAD!!! THE HORROR, THE TERROR, THE FRUITY FRUITY OH SO DAMN FRUITY THEY MAKE FLEET WEEK LOOK LIKE A REBUBLICAN CONVENTION SKITTLES DEAR GOD HOW I LOVE THEM!! TASTE THE RAINBOW, SWIRL IT AROUND IN YOUR MOUTH AND LET IT DRIBBLE DOWN YOUR CHIN!!!!! SKITTLES!!!!! Razz:………. Nash:……..... Russ: What? You two are not the only ones with endorsement deals. Razz: Thanks to that mental image, I may never have kids Nash: At least some good will come from it then Russ: Can we focus please? Why on earth would Dawg do that to his partner? He may have just cost his team a chance at the Vague Promise by the Rick! Nash: Why do squirrels run in front of cars? No one knows why he does the things he does. Dawg marches to his own tune. I think he snapped. But not in a Chris Cole sort of way, seriously, has anyone else heard from him? Razz: I can’t pretend to know what Dawg is thinking, but whatever it is, it centered on beating the snot out of Firechild. Russ: Moving to our next tag match, Donovan Viper and the new OOWF Onslaught Champion Nayr…. Nash: Wait, Nayr won a title? Russ: yes, he pinned Spin Hansen to win the Onslaught Championship Nash: Seriously? Russ: Yes Nash: Well hell! Razz, you are not the only midget to win a title! Razz: I am proud as hell of……wait a damn minute! Russ: Can we get back on track? Anyway Viper and Nayr face the duo of Spin Hansen and Canadian Dragon, who do you like in this one? Razz: Well Canadian Dragon appears to be pissed off at the world, and Spin wants gold in the worst way imaginable, so I am going with Viper and Nayr Nash: What? Razz: They are going to be TOO eager, and they are going to make a mistake, Viper and Nayr will capitalize. Nash: No way. Dragon and Spin win this one. Russ: Let’s head to the ring to find out! DONOVAN VIPER & NAYR vs. SPIN HANSEN & CANADIAN DRAGONSpin Hansen and Canadian Dragon come to the ring first and show almost no unity. They get in the ring and Dragon seems to demand that he starts the match, so Spin shakes his head and heads to the apron. Viper and Nayr come out next, and while they may not exactly be friendly, at least they acknowledge each other. Nayr flies to the ring, slides under the bottom rope and sprints to the corner and cheers along with the crowd on the top rope. Viper makes his way to the ring a little more calmly. Nayr does a back flip off the top rope, and it appears that he will be starting things off for his tea, which suits Canadian Dragon just fine, he catches Nary with a kick to the mid section, and follows that up with a short arm clothesline that sends Nayr to the mat hard. Dragon holds Nayr on the mat and repeatedly drops several knees to his sternum. CD pulls Nayr up and hits a snap suplex, then tags in the bigger Spin Hansen. Spin measures Nayr, and takes him down with a clothesline. Nayr gets to his feet and hits the ropes and catches Spin with a drop kick to the mid section doubling Spin over, Nayr, the new Onslaught Champion, hits the ropes again and tries a sunset flip, but he can’t get the bigger Spin over. Spin grabs Nayr by the throat and pulls him up off the mat, and plants him with a two handed choke slam. Spin holds Nayr down and gets a two count, but Donovan Viper breaks it up with a kick to the back of the head. Spin glares at Viper, then pulls Nayr up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a Samoan drop. Spin covers again, but Nayr gets his foot on the bottom rope. Once again, Spin pulls Nayr up and whips him hard into the corner, but Nayr climbs the corner and spins and catches Spin in the mouth with a kick! Spin drops to one knee, and Nayr hits the ropes and catches Spin with a knee to the face that puts him on his back. Nayr tags in Donovan Viper, Viper comes in and drops an elbow across Spin’s chest, then mounts Spin and hammers him in the head with closed fist punches. Viper lets Spin get to his feet, then hits the ropes and chop blocks him and sends him back to the mat. Viper grabs Spin’s leg and drops several elbows across his knee cap, then ties him up and rolls him over in a high Texas cloverleaf. Spin manages to power out of it, but he pushes Viper off right into his own corner. Viper tags Nayr back into the ring, and Nayr springs to the top rope as Spin gets to his feet and leaps at Spin, but Spin catches him in mid-air and turns it into a devastating spine buster! Spin reaches out and tags in Canadian Dragon, Dragon waits until Nayr is on one knee, then takes him down with a corkscrew neck breaker, then locks Nayr in a figure four choke, Nayr is fading fast, but manages to get his foot on the bottom rope forcing the break. Dragon pulls Nayr to his knees and pulls his head back and slams him with several clubbing blows to the chest, then follows that up with several nasty cross faces. Dragon hits the ropes and connects with a drop kick to the back of the head that slams Nayr’s face into the mat. Dragon covers, but the count is broken at two by Viper. CD walks to Viper’s corner and the two of them engage in a debate of philosophical differences, which allows Nayr to get back to his feet. Dragon turns around and lunges at Nayr, but Nayr rolls under Dragon and makes the tag to Viper. Donovan comes in and catches Canadian Dragon with a series of shots to the side of the head, then finishes him off with a round house kick to the side of the head. Spin Hansen comes in, but Viper catches him, hefts the big man on his shoulders, and hits the GO 2 SLEEP!! Spin rolls out of the ring and tries to clear his head on the floor. Inside the ring, Viper pulls Canadian Dragon to his feet and whips him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Dragon catches Viper with a CANADIAN DESTROYER!!! But before Dragon can do anything, Nayr comes into the ring and pops Dragon in the mouth with a super kick! Dragon and Viper are both down. Nayr surveys the damage and hits the ropes, but Spin grabs his foot from the outside and pulls him under the bottom rope and PLANTS him on the floor with a choke slam. Spin climbs to the apron and then the top rope and hits a MOONSAULT on Viper!! The crowd busts out the HOLY SHIT chant! Spin grabs a dazed Dragon and drapes him across Viper and the referee makes the three count. WINNERS in 18:29 – Spin Hansen & Canadian Dragon GM the Rick Lazy Booking Invitational Standings[/u] 1. Team 4 – 3 pts 2. Team 2 – 2 pts 3. Team 3 – 1 pt 4. Team 1 – 0 pts Russ: What an impressive win by Spin and Canadian Dragon! That gives team 4 the lead. Razz, you gotta admit they worked surprisingly well together there. Razz: Yeah they worked better than I thought they would. Viper and Nayr put up a helluva fight, but in the end Spin and Dragon came out on top, and I lose again. Nash: Awwww, buck up buckaroo! You are a winner to me! Razz: Really? Nash: No Razz: Jerk Russ: We move on now to the singles portion of the Invitational, each win is worth three points, so this could really swing the fortunes of each team one way or another. Our first match is Moosehead Jack facing Hardbody Harris Razz: Definitely some bad blood between these two that goes way back. Moose cost Harris the OOWF world title when he appeared to kidnap his mouse. Only in the OOWF folks! Nash: Sine Harris has come back here he hasn’t done as well as he hoped. He hasn’t been able to get over with the fans like he was before he inexplicably decided to turn heel. Razz: Yeah, what was that all about anyway? He turned, then really didn’t do anything Nash: Rumor going around the back was that it wasn’t really Hardbody Harris, like when the Ultimate Warrior ran in during Wrestlemania 8, that wasn’t really Warrior, that was Kerry Von Erich. Some say that that was actually Mark Vander Russ: That is just an internet rumor, that was the Ultimate Warrior! Nash: Sure it was, and I was Diesel in the WWF Russ: But, you were Nash: Not when I was in WCW Razz: I was the Tazzmaniac once Nash: What? Razz: I was just sayin, I used to be the Tazzmaniac Nash: No one cares Razz, no one cares Random Fan: I STILL CARE!! ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!! Russ: GET THE F OUT!! Nash: Uhh, I never really had a catch phrase Razz: BEAT ME IF YOU CAN, SURVIVE IF I LET YOU!! Now THAT is a catch phrase! Russ: Let’s go to the ringMOOSEHEAD JACK vs. HARDBODY HARRISWe start with the singles matches now, each win is worth three points for his team. The former Onslaught champion Hardbody Harris makes his way to the ring, he receives a smattering of cheers. Harris pauses about halfway down the ramp, and tells the people to hold on, then heads to the back and comes back out wearing a jacket made of the Paraguayan flag. Funny, that doesn’t seem to work so well either. Harris makes his way to the ring and waits, Moosehead Jack is announced next, but he does not come out. They announce him a second time and wait, again nothing, The ring announcer confers with the ring side officials, and GM the Rick hurries down to the ring. As they are talking the crowd roars, and Underdawg slips into the ring and attacks Hardbody Harris from behind, catching him with a nasty forearm to the back of the head. Harris falls to the mat face first, and Dawg is on him pounding away at the back of Harris’ head. Dawg pulls HH to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a boot to the face that sends Harris over the top rope to the floor. The officials and GM the Rick are still trying to figure out what the hell is going on. Dawg leaves the ring and grabs Harris and slams him face first into the steel ring post. Harris crumples to the floor, and comes up with a nasty gash over his eye. Dawg pulls his head back and hammers him with shots to the face, opening that cut even more. Soon Harris is a bloody mess. Dawg shoves Harris away, and grabs a steel chair, waits for Harris to turn around and SLAMS the chair into his face. Harris stands for a moment, then falls to the floor. A few officials try to break up the carnage, but Dawg threatens them with the chair. Dawg stomps the back of Harris head, driving his face into the concrete floor. Finally Dawg pulls Harris up and grabs him by the throat and choke slams him on the floor. Officials surround Dawg and try to get him away, but Dawg snaps and starts taking officials out. As Harris gets back to his feet, Dawg connects with another boot to the face. Dawg rolls Harris into the ring, and nails a few more referees and officials that try and stop him. Dawg pulls Harris to his feet, lifts him up and KILLS him with a last ride! Dawg sneers and starts to leave, but stops and turns back around and pulls Harris up again and delivers a fireplug. It appears that he is about to hit another one, when GM the Rick finally gets involved and threatens Dawg with suspension. Dawg looks down and the prone Hardbody Harris and laughs, then leaves the ring and walks up the ramp to the back. Rick motions to the back, must be calling out some EMT’s or something………or not. Lucios comes down the ramp and stops by GM the Rick, Rick motions toward the ring, Lucios looks a little hesitant at first, but GM the Rick is adamant. Lucios shrugs and slides under the ropes and covers Hardbody Harris. Rick calls for the bell, and we are underway. One, two, thr….Harris rolls his shoulder! You have GOT to be kidding me! Lucios looks a little surprised, but presses the attack, hitting the ropes and dropping a series of legs across Harris’ chest. Lucios covers again and gets a two count. Lucios pulls Harris to his feet and locks him in a cobra clutch, then turns that into a slam. Once again, Lucios covers, and once again Harris kicks out at two. Harris drags himself up and slowly gets to his feet, blood pouring off his head. Lucios climbs to the top rope and tries a clothesline, but Harris summons the last bit of his strength and catches him with a drop kick to the jaw. Harris falls to the mat and slowly drags himself across and throws an arm across his chest for the one, two, NO! Harris gets to his feet and Lucios tries a clothesline, but Harris ducks and catches Lucios with an atomic drop that sends him to the ropes, Harris side steps and sends Lucios to the opposite ropes then hits the ropes himself and catches him with a Thesz press. Harris gets to his feet, now spurred on by the cheers of the crowd, he calls for the TO BE EDITED IN LATER!!! As Lucios gets to his feet, Harris tries to hit the move, but Lucios moves out of the way and catches Harris with a STIFF clothesline from hell! Lucios pounces on Harris and locks on the camel clutch/cobra clutch combo. Harris screams in pain as the blood pours off his head, but Harris won’t give up. Finally after several minutes Harris goes limp and the referee has no choice but to stop the match. WINNER in 13:58 – Lucios GM the Rick Lazy Booking Invitational Standings[/u] Team 2 – 5 pts. Team 4 – 3 pts Team 3 – 1 pt Team 1 – 0 pts Russ: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!! Razz: Wait, UnderDawg just destroyed Hardbody Harris, Moosehead Jack didn’t show, and Lucios pinned Harris to give Team 2 the lead? What the hell? Nash: Now Moose is gone too! What is going on here tonight? And will SOMEone please check on Cole! Russ: I cannot fathom Gm the Rick’s ruling on this one, Harris was in no condition to continue, and should have won the match by disqualification! Nash: Wait, disqualification for what? Dawg attacked before the bell rang, we all know that if it happens before the bell, or on a house show, it doesn’t count Razz: Isn’t this a house show? Nash: No, this is MidWeek Mayhem! Brought to you by Ric Flair’s Sandwich Shoppe! I took your old lady to Ric Flair’s Sandwich Shoppe, you should too! Eat Fresh Fatboy! Whooooooo! Russ: Shameless. I don’t understand why Rick would just give Lucios the match though! That makes no sense Nash: It is not ours to wonder the workings of the alcohol addled brain Russ, he made a spur of the moment decision, and that’s all there is to it Razz: I do wonder where Moosehead Jack is though, its not like him to not show up, Nash did you get any texts from him? Nash: Laugh all you want, I am worried about Cole Russ: Well with that win, as questionable as it may be Team 2 has taken a commanding lead. Team 4 has a shot to win, if Capellan can defeat the OOWF Heavyweight Champion Concrete TG. Razz: That’s a pretty tall order Russ. Not only is Crete the champ, but he is fighting for team pride here. Team 1 doesn’t have any points yet, and no one wants to be shut out. Nash: See, this is where common sense needs to take over. Crete doesn’t need to win this match Russ: Are you suggesting Crete takes a dive? Nash: Hey, I am just saying he doesn’t need to win. Look at the teams. Team 4 has Capellan, Williams, Stank, Cole Ecosistema and Westgaard. Now, if any of them win the Battle Royal, you have Cap who would probably want a shot at the title, and it would be a clean match, Williams and Stank are the same, they are not too prone to ultra violence. Ecosistema would want some weird tag match, and Westgaard, well who knows what he wants. Now look at team 2, you have Spin, who nearly beat someone to death with his fist on fire. Canadian Dragon is a sick bastard who would want an Ultimate Ladder Match, Adrenaline would do all he could to stack the match in his favor. Kenji and Lucios are the wild cards here, but they have looked good. Razz: Wow, that is some well thought out analysis Nash Nash: That is why I am the best in the business Razz Russ: I know Concrete TG and he would NEVER intentionally lose the match Nash: Because he is not very smart. You lose now and hedge your bets on Cap winning the Battle Royal rather than beating Cap and opening the possibility of Dragon or Spin winning it Russ: If Capellan wins the match, he would go into the Battle Royal with a ton of confidence, I am picking Cap for the upset. Let’s go to the ring and see what happensCONCRETE TG vs. CAPELLANCapellan comes to the ring first, a win here over Crete would give his team the win and give them the chance to compete in the battle royal to determine the ultimate winner. The champion, Concrete TG comes out next, obviously his title is not on the line tonight, but a win by Crete would keep his team from being shut out in the challenge. The two men meet in the center of the ring and shake hands, then head back to the corner to wait for the bell. Referee Sterling Glaw calls for the bell and this one is under way. The two men come out and slowly circle looking for an opening. Cap darts in and grabs Crete in a rear waist lock and takes him to the mat. The two exchange some amateur wrestling moves and Crete comes out on top with an arm bar, but Cap quickly spins to his feet and gets to the ropes, leaps up, springs off the top rope and reverses it into a hip toss, but Crete lands on his feet, as he turns back to Cap, Cap catches him in the mouth with a drop kick. Crete hits the mat, Cap covers quickly and gets a one count. Both men back to their feet, Crete is a little more wary this time. They lock up and Crete backs Cap back into the corner, Cap climbs to the second rope and waits for the break, Crete naturally gives the clean break, he turns and checks with the ref. When he turns back around, Cap leaps off the top rope and snaps off a hurracarana that sends Crete under the bottom rope to the floor. Cap waits inside and as soon as Crete gets to his feet, Cap takes off and dives between the ropes and catches Crete sending him HARD into the guard rail. Crete falls to the floor gasping for breath. Capellan keeps up the offense climbing to the apron and hitting a plancha onto Crete, that probably doesn’t help Crete’s ability to breathe. Cap rolls Crete into the ring and covers, but Crete shoots the arm at two. Capellan pulls Crete up and locks him in an abdominal stretch. Crete grimaces in pain and tries to fight out of it. Crete finally reverses Cap into a hip toss, but before he can do anything else, Cap reaches up and catches Crete with a small package, Cap gets a two count. Cap quickly gets to his feet and pulls Crete up and whips him into the corner, Cap charges at full steam, but Crete moves out of the way at the last second and Cap SLAMS into the corner chest first, as Cap staggers backward, Crete hits a leg sweep choke slam and covers and gets a two count. Cap rolls under the bottom rope, and now it is his turn to lie on the floor and gasp for breath. Crete cannot immediately take advantage of it though, he is still recovering from the shot to the guard rail earlier. Capellan gets on his feet and slowly climbs to the apron. Crete is up and grabs Cap and suplexes him into the ring, and floats over and gets a two count. Now it is Crete’s turn to dish out some punishment. Crete whips Cap to the ropes and catches him with a power slam, then springboards off the bottom rope and lands a nice moon sault. Crete covers, and gets a two count. Once again, Crete pulls Cap up and sends him to the corner, and follows him in with a running knee to the mid section. Crete then grabs Cap and bulldogs him out of the corner and covers again, and once again gets a two count. Crete climbs to the top rope and remains perched, Cap gets to his feet and sprints to the corner and climbs the ropes and takes Crete off with a release belly to belly suplex. Both men are down and breathing hard. Cap makes it to his feet first and pulls Crete up, but Crete catches him with a jaw breaker. Cap writhes in pain and Crete crawls over and hooks the leg and gets a two count. Crete slowly gets to his feet and pulls Cap up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a gut wrench suplex then drops him chest first across his knee. Crete covers and gets a one count, then pulls Cap up and tries a wheelbarrow bomb but Cap flips through and lands on his feet! Cap connects with a spinning heel kick that nearly takes Crete’s head off, then heads to the top rope. As Crete staggers to his feet, Cap leaps and connects with a cross body block, but Crete rolls through and hooks the leg, one, two three! WINNER in 22:49 – Concrete TG GM the Rick Lazy Booking Invitational Standings[/u] 1. Team 2 – 5 pts 2. Team 4 – 3 pts. 3. Team 1 – 3 pts 4. Team 3 – 1 pt Russ: What an outstanding match! That gives Team 2 the win! Razz: Cap gave it one hell of an effort, but he couldn’t quite pull it off Nash: Crete’s pride may have opened a can of worms for himself though, now he has to sit and watch while a couple of the sickest bastards in the OOWF battle it out Russ: Nash you are also assuming that the promise they cash in would be a world title shot, it could be anything Nash: True, it could be anything, but why wouldn’t you use this opportunity to get a title match? Razz: Yeah I gotta side with Nash on this one, if you have a promise, you use it for a title, that has to be your goal Russ: Well team 2 is assembling in the ring, there is still no sign of Moosehead Jack, so it looks like it will be a five man over the top rope battle royal!5 MAN OVER THE TOP ROPE BATTLE ROYALSo team 2 wins the challenge part of the GM the Rick Lazy Booking Invitational, the team makes their way to the ring, Spin Hansen, Canadian Dragon, Johnny Adrenaline, Kenji and Lucios, still no Moosehead Jack to be seen. The last man left in the ring wins the whole thing and gets the Purposely Vague Promise From the Rick. The bell rings and this one is underway. Initially the five men stay where they are and try to size the situation up. Then Kenji and Canadian Dragon turn on the bigger Spin Hansen and back him into the corner. They take turns lighting him up with chops and kicks and try to get the big man over the top rope, but Spin hooks the top rope and holds on. Meanwhile Johnny Adrenaline seems content to stand back in the corner and watch the action, that is, until Lucios comes flying from nowhere and hammers him in the side of the head with a forearm. Adrenaline staggers out of the corner and Lucios grabs him and tries to throw him over the top rope, but Adrenaline lands on the apron and quickly slips back into the ring. Johnny grabs Lucios from behind and throws him over the top rope. Lucios holds on and skins the cat, an impressive move for a big man, Adrenaline turns around again and catches a clothesline that nearly takes his head off. Lucios runs over the corner where Dragon and Knife has Spin up a little bit, but Spin quickly fights them off and gets back on the mat. Spin grabs Kenji and sends him to the ropes and elevates him with a high back body drop. Lucios attacks next and catches an elbow to the jaw for his efforts. Canadian Dragon attacks Spin from behind and backs him against the ropes and tries a whip, but Spin reverses it and catches CD with a spine buster. Spin gets to his feet and bellows like a bull, and Johnny Adrenaline attacks him from behind, spins Spin around and plants him with a DDT. Adrenaline pulls Spin up and tries to throw him over the top rope, but the big man clings to the ropes for dear life. Kenji charges in and catches Adrenaline in the mouth with a super kick, Johnny does not go over the top rope, instead he spins and falls to the mat, his lights have been dimmed. Kenji steps back and charges at Spin, Spin back drops Kenji, but Kenji lands on the apron, when Spin turns around Kenji nails him with the dreaded red mist o’doom! But before Kenji can get back into the ring, Canadian Dragon runs down the ropes and clotheslines him off the apron. KENJI HAS BEEN ELIMINATED. As Spin staggers around the ring, Lucios and Canadian Dragon hit him with TOTAL ELIMINATION in the center of the ring! Spin is down! Canadian Dragon turns his attention to Johnny Adrenaline, who backs into the corner and begs off, but Canadian Dragon unleashes a barrage of kicks to the chest and head, Johnny is being brutalized when Lucios comes in and grabs Canadian Dragon and tries a German suplex, Adrenaline rolls under the bottom rope and powders out on the floor, Lucios has Dragon but Canadian Dragon flips through the suplex and lands on his feet and charges at Lucios with a clothesline attempt, but Lucios moves and Canadian Dragon springs to the second rope and is about to do something impressive, when Lucios recovers and catches Canadian Dragon on the second rope, Lucios grabs Canadian Dragon in a Razor’s Edge and throws him over the top rope through the Welsh Announce Table! CANADIAN DRAGON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED. Lucios turns to Spin Hansen, who is on one knee and still trying to clear his eyes, Johnny Adrenaline is still on the floor, evidently dead. Lucios hits the ropes and catches Spin with a boot to the head that sends Spin to the mat once again. Lucios drops a leg, then a knee, then pulls a weary Spin to his feet and sends him to the ropes, Lucios lowers his head a moment too soon though and Spin catches him and lifts him for a power bomb, then throws him into the corner! Lucios slams off of the corner and staggers forward and walks right into a big spine buster! Spin pulls Lucios up and hefts him on his shoulders, the two big men battle along the ropes Spin trying to eliminate Lucios, Lucios trying not to get eliminated. Just as it looks like Spin has Lucios eliminated, a miraculously recovered Johnny Adrenaline runs into the ring and shoves both men over the top rope! LUCIOS AND SPIN HANSEN ARE ELIMINATED!!! Johnny Adrenaline wins!! The crowd gives Adrenaline a bit of a surprising pop, considering he spent most of the time on the floor. Adrenaline falls to his knees in the middle of the ring and celebrates, as he gets to his feet, MOOSEHEAD JACK runs into the ring, and HAMMERS Adrenaline with a heartpunch! Adrenaline’s eyes roll into the back of his head and Moose grabs him by the head and throws him over the top rope to the floor! Jack stands in the center of the ring with a sadistic grin on his face. The officials and GM the Rick confer at ringside, Rick doesn’t look a bit happy about it and tells the announcer what to do and heads to the back. Announcer: Winner of the GM the Rick Lazy Booking Invitational, getting the Purposely Vague Promise From GM the Rick……..Moosehead JackA bloody and bruised Moose stands in the center of the ring, grinning, while the crowd boos him loudly and litters the ring with trash. Moose turns to the camera, and glares dead into the lens. AS the camera gets closer, we hear Moose talk: “nice try Crete, I know you and your Heroes were behind this. I know.” Russ: WHAT THE HELL??? This is crazy! Now Moosehead Jack shows back up, and he looks like he got the beating of his life! And he WINS the GM the Rick Lazy Booking Invitational! And what did he mean that the Heroes were behind this? Razz: I am at a loss here, I have no idea, I guess Rick is going to allow this because Moose was part of the team, but, wow, I don’t know what to say Nash: You know, you guys, I am going to go, I gotta find Cole <Nash leaves> Russ: Folks, that’s all the time we have for now! Tune in Sunday for OOWF’s Bloodbath in Paradise, LIVE from Rio de Janeiro Brazil! For Razz and Nash, I’m Russ, GOODNIGHT!Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF Bloodbath in Paradise Pay Per View! Live! From Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem, Live! 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