OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Port Au Prince, Haiti
LOS DEFENESTRATORS vs. APOCALYPTIC BASTARDSThe Bastards come to the ring first, evidently they had demanded a rematch after getting destroyed by Los Defenestrators last week. Apocalyptic Existence and SYB make their way to the ring first, and this time, instead of insulting the crowd and mocking the paying customers, they keep their heads down and march to the ring. Intensity by the Bastards? This is new. Los Defenestrators come out next, and since we are still in a Latin American country, they receive a monstrous reaction from the fans. Los Def climb between the ropes and soak in the cheers. Meanwhile, Apocalyptic Bastards huddle in the corner and appear to be planning strategy. This IS something new for them. The bell rings, and it looks like it will be SYB and El Voltaje starting things off. They slowly circle and lock up, collar and elbow, El Voltaje breaks the hold with a pinch to the recently broken nose of SYB. SYB howls in pain and appears to lose his cool, but he regains his composure. SYB marches back to the center of the ring and demands another tie up, they lock up again and this time SYB tries to get a cheap chop, but Voltaje ducks it and catches him with another shot to the nose that sends SYB to the ropes, he charges at Voltaje and Voltaje takes him over with an arm drag, SYB pops up and gets caught with another, then a third. El Voltaje keeps SYB on the mat and reaches back and tags Ecosistema into the match. Eco comes in and pulls SYB to his feet and backs him into the ropes and sends him across the ring, then catches SYB right in the face with a drop kick. SYB crawls over to his corner and tags Apocalyptic Existence into the ring. AE charges but Ecosistema stops him dead in his tracks with a chop to the chest. Eco hits the ropes and ducks a clothesline attempt by AE and clips the back of his leg as he rebounds off the ropes. AE hits the mat, and Eco immediately grabs his leg and hooks him in the figure four. SYB comes in almost immediately and breaks the hold. As he is being warned by the referee, El Voltaje comes in and he and Eco double suplex AE. SYB is furious on the outside and argues with the referee some more, which allows Eco and Voltaje to double team AE again, hitting him with a double flapjack. SYB finally wises up and leaves the ring. The referee turns around to see Voltaje in the ring, so he moves to get him out of the ring, when he does, SYB grabs a chair and slides into the ring and NAILS Ecosistema! AE crawls over to Eco and covers, but Eco kicks out at two. AE gets to his feet and pulls Eco to the AB corner and tags in SYB. They pepper Eco with shots to the mid section, then SYB sends Eco across the ring , but lowers his head a moment too soon and Eco plants him with a DDT. Eco motions to the crowd and tags in Voltaje, and hefts SYB up sitting on his shoulders, Voltaje climbs to the top rope and leaps and snaps off a PERFECT Doomsday Frankensteiner! SYB hits the mat, ok for real this time, he has to be dead right? Voltaje covers while Eco stares AE down to keep him from coming into the ring, this one is academic.
WINNERS in 7:14 – Los Defenestrators
JW WESTGAARD vs. OUTBACK JACK vs. LD WILLIAMSFolks, this one is not going to be a scientific masterpiece, this one is going to be a fight, plain and simple. All three men are probably better known as tag team wrestlers, being parts of some of the greatest teams in OOWF history, but that doesn’t mean they cannot go as solo wrestlers. The three men go through introductions, and the bell is about to ring when JW Westgaard charges out of the corner and catches Williams with an elbow to the side of the head, then drops Jack with a spinning clothesline. JWW tried for a quick pin, but he is pulled off of Jack by Williams. Williams has Westgaard by the hair, and hammers him in the face with straight punches, Westgaard retaliates in kind, meanwhile Jack gets to his feet and hits the ropes and spears both men. Williams rolls to the apron for a moment while Jack pulls Westgaard to his feet and hammers him with a series of shots to the head. Westgaard is staggered, Williams comes back in and he and Jack hit the CALL OF THE WILD!!! They nearly cut Westgaard in half! Jack covers, but Williams breaks it up before the referee even gets to the mat with a kick to the face. Williams pulls Jack to his feet and the two men trade blows, Williams kicks Jack low and tries a suplex, but Jack slips over his shoulder and spins Williams around and hits a leaping knee to Williams face, then grabs Williams and hits THE CHOMP!! WILLIAMS IS DEAD!! Jack covers, but Westgaard has recovered enough to break the pin at two. Westgaard sends Jack to the ropes and catches him with a CROSS CHECK!! Jack and Williams are both down, Westgaard grabs Williams and throws him between the ropes to the floor, then covers Jack and gets a two count before Jack gets his foot on the bottom rope. Williams comes back into the ring and helps Westgaard set up Jack for a spike ICE AUGER! They may have broken Jack’s neck. Westgaard covers first, and gets two before Williams pulls him off, then covers himself for a two count, but Westgaard pulls him off of Jack and the two men come face to face and argue. As they are arguing, somehow Jack gets to his feet and tries another spear to both men, Williams moves out of the way and Westgaard eats a spear that takes him out of the ring, Jack gets back to his feet and turns around and Williams kicks him and plants him with a DDT! Williams immediately pounces and locks on the STF, but Jack blocks it, as they struggles, Westgaard grabs Jack’s leg from the outside and pulls both men out of the ring. All three men brawl around ring side, and pretty soon we have chairs and tables and chains and anything that is not strapped down in play. The referee has lost all control and finally calls for the bell.
WINNER – No Contest in 15:55
CAPELLAN & VIPER vs. PHNATOS & LUCIOS – Best of 3 Falls MatchCapellan and Viper enter first, followed by Phantos & Lucios. Referee Angelo Barros calls for the bell and Cap and Phantos start out. They lock up and Phantos gets behind Cap, pulling his legs and dropping him face first on the mat. Phantos dives on top and hooks a headlock. Cap fights to his feet and throws him off. Cap drops under the first pass, leapfrogs the second, and hits a mokeyflip on the third. Phantos lands on his feet and turns around, only to eat a dropkick. Phantos rolls to his corner and makes the tag. Lucios attacks, but Cap hits a drop toe hold. He tries to roll through into a leg lock, but Lucios throws him off. Cap rolls to his feet and gets leveled by a clothesline. Lucios hits a snap suplex, then picks Cap up and wrings the arm, dragging him to the corner to make the tag. Phantos comes in off the top rope, driving his elbow into Cap’s shoulder. He wraps Cap’s arm around the top rope and pulls, until Barros forces the break.
Phantos grabs the arm again, and drives his Shoulder into Cap’s, taking him down. Phantos drives his knee into the shoulder and pins Cap down while he tags in Lucios. Lucios hits the ropes and comes off with an elbow drop, driving all 300 plus pounds into Cap’s shoulder. He whips Cap to a neutral corner and follows him in, but Cap darts out of the way. Cap dives for his corner, but Lucios catches his foot and drags him away. Lucios makes the tag and drops Cap across his knee with a backbreaker as Phantos comes off the top and drives a knee into Cap’s shoulder. Phantos covers, but Barros is distracted keeping Viper out of the ring. Barros gets in position and counts, but Cap kicks out at two. Phantos goes for an Irish whip, but Cap uses the momentum to slide out of the ring. Phantos attempts to follow, but gets stopped in his tracks by a European uppercut. Cap climbs on the apron and hits a sunset flip, but Lucios is in to break it up at one. Both men get to their feet, and Cap hits an enzugiri. He does a forward roll and ends up in position to tag Viper a split second before Phantos tags Lucios. Viper levels a charging Lucios with a lariat, then catches Phantos with a kick to the midsection and a power bomb. Viper rocks Lucios with a series of forearms, then scoops him up and slams him in the corner. He tags in Cap, who comes off the top with a leg drop and tags back out. Viper comes in and spikes Lucios with a pair of DDTs. As he goes for the Jumping DDT to complete the D3, Phantos levels him with a leg lariat. Viper gets slowly to his feet, and Phantos catches him with a cross body that causes him to trip backwards over Lucios. Lucios rolls Viper up, but Cap breaks it up at two. Angelo Barros forces Phantos and Cap out of the ring as Viper is caught by Lucios and dropped throat-first across the top rope. Lucios hits a backbreaker and holds Viper across his knee as Phantos comes off the top with a somersault leg drop. Phantos rolls to his feet and tackles Cap before he can get into the ring. Lucios hooks the leg and gets the three count.
WINNERS of FALL 1, in 15:18, Phantos & Lucios. (Phantos & Lucios lead 1-0) We get the obligatory one minute rest period, and the referee calls for the bell for the second fall. Viper is on his feet, but he looks to make the tag to Capellan, but Lucios charges across the ring and grabs Viper’s head and slams it into the turnbuckle. Viper collapses in the corner and Lucios puts the boots to Viper. Lucios pulls Viper to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a power slam, and gets a two count, but Capellan comes into the ring and breaks up the count at two. Lucios pulls Viper to his feet again and locks on a bear hug. Viper fights out of it after several minutes and lands a couple of shots to Lucios head. Viper turns and dives toward their corner for the tag, but Lucios grabs Viper’s leg and pulls him to their corner and tags in Phantos. Phantos comes into the ring and drops a knee across the back of Viper’s head, then rolls him over and covers, but once again Capellan comes into the ring and breaks it up. Phantos pulls Viper to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a dropkick but Viper hooks the top rope and Phantos slams to the mat. Viper hands on and Phantos gets to his feet and tries to clothesline Viper over the top rope, but Viper back drops him over the top rope to the floor, then leaps down the ropes and makes the tag to Capellan. Capellan comes in and catches a charging Lucios with a spinning heel kick. Phantos is back on the apron and Capellan charges across and leaps to the top rope, spins and connects with a missile dropkick to Phantos face, Phantos staggers backward down the apron and Viper catches him with a Death Elbow to the back of the head, then rolls him back into the ring. Capellan covers, but Lucios makes it back into the ring to make the save. Capellan recovers and pulls Phantos to his feet and sends him to the ropes and snaps off a perfect Hurracarana into a pin, but once again Lucios comes into the ring and nearly decapitates Capellan with a boot to the face. Capellan falls backward and Phantos rolls him up, but Viper comes back into the ring and connects with a stiff kick to the back of Phantos head to break the pin attempt. Cap and Phantos are both on the mat, their partners are both eager to get into the ring. Phantos crawls across the ring and tags in Lucios, Lucios charges across the ring and drops Viper with a forearm to the side of the head just as Capellan was about to make the tag. Lucios then drops an elbow across Capellan’s sternum and drags him to the center of the ring. Lucios hauls Capellan up and hits a Steiner Screwdriver, then tags Phantos into the match. Phantos climbs to the top rope and Lucios throws him across the ring for the knee drop, but Capellan moves out of the way at the last second, Cap runs and tags in Viper, then pulls a dazed Phantos to his feet and hits the GTS! As Phantos head snaps back, Viper comes off the ropes with a Death Elbow to the back of the skull! Phantos is out! Viper covers, and Capellan drop kicks Lucios out of the ring, the referee counts three, and this one is tied up.
WINNERS of FALL 2 in 33:37 – Capellan & Viper (Series tied 1-1) Viper collapses in the corner and tries to get his breath as they get another one minute breather before the third and final fall. Phantos is lying on the mat also trying to regroup. The bell rings and neither man moves. Viper slowly pulls himself to his feet and walks across the ring and grabs Phantos and tries to pull him to his feet, but Phantos stuns Viper and cradles him in a small package! One, Two, Thre….NO! Viper kicks out just in time! Viper spins to his feet just in time to catch a leg sweep from Phantos that takes him back to the mat. Phantos locks in a half nelson and rolls Viper over for another pin attempt, but once again Viper kicks out before the three count. This time Viper gets to his feet and drops an elbow right between Phantos eyes keeping him from any more surprise moves. Viper pulls Phantos up and whips him hard into the corner, then follows him in with an attempted shoulder block, but Phantos sunset flips over Viper and gets another two count! Phantos lunges to his corner and tags in Lucios, Lucios waits and catches Viper with a clubbing clothesline to the chest as he gets to his feet. Lucios grabs Viper by the head and slams him head first into the top turnbuckle several times, then works his way down to the second and finally third one. Lucios drags Viper out of the corner and sets him up for a catapult into the corner, but Viper lands on the second rope, turns and catches Lucios with a lariat as he gets to his feet. Both men a re quickly to their feet and Viper catches Lucios with a series of kicks to the sides of the legs, ribs, then finally an enzuguri that sends Lucios to the mat. Viper tags in Capellan, he waits on the apron, as Lucios gets back to his feet, Cap springs into the ring and catches Lucios in the face with a drop kick. Viper comes back in and both men whip Lucios to the ropes, Viper drops down and as Lucios steps over him, Cap springs off the middle rope and catches him with an elbow between the eyes. As the referee ushers Viper out, Cap covers, Phantos tries to make the save, but ends up dropping a leg across his partner. Capellan catches Phantos with a drop kick to the back, sending him out of the ring, but when he turns around, Lucios catches him with a thunderous belly to belly suplex. Lucios covers, but somehow Cap gets his shoulder up. Lucios pulls Cap to his feet and shoves him into the corner, then sets him on the top rope and has him set up for the muscle buster! He takes Cap off the top rope and turns, and Viper is right there with a stiff kick to the mid section, he drops Cap and they double DDT Lucios. The referee escorts Viper out of the ring, and Cap covers, but Phantos climbs the ropes and lands a flying knee to the back of Capellan’s head! Capellan is dazed, Lucios rolls over, hooks the leg and gets the three count when the referee turns back around.
WINNERS in 47:49 2 falls to 1 – Phantos & Lucios
HARDBODY HARRIS & DAVIN MORELAND vs. UNDERDAWG & F. FONZWORTH CAPPINGTON IIIWe hear the familiar strains of “You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling” and just when we get to the chorus, Hardbody Harris and a seemingly fully recovered Fievel explode out to the stage to the wild cheers of the crowd. Harris drops to one knee and points to the entrance ramp and Davin Moreland walks out and looks like he would rather be anywhere else in the world. Harris dances and shimmies to the ring, Moreland trails behind with his head down. They get into the ring and we hear the familiar strains of the UnderDawgs music. Dawg comes to the top of the ramp, and he is joined by Cappington and Lance, they slowly make their way to the ring, glaring at their opponents the entire time. Once inside the ring Cappington and Harris go nose to nose for the promo poster picture for their pay per view match, but they barely get to talk any trash at all when Dawg and Moreland start beating the snot out of each other with haymakers. They fall over the ropes to the floor, but it doesn’t even phase them as they keep hammering away at each other. Hardbody Harris turns to help his partner, and he catches a clothesline to the back of the head from Cappington. Cappington grabs Harris and pulls him to his feet and hauls him up in a double choke, then slams him to the mat. Cappington mounts Harris and hammers him with shots to the face. On the outside, Moreland charges at Dawg and tries a big boot, but Dawg ducks and catches Moreland with a punch to the throat that drops Moreland to his knees. Dawg checks to make sure the ref isn’t looking, then grabs a chair and slams it in Moreland’s face. Moreland slumps to the floor glassy eyed. Inside the ring, Cappington has Harris on his feet, toying with him, peppering him with rights and lefts. After a couple of shots, Harris wakes up and starts blocking punches. He retaliates with a few of his own that rocks Cappington on his heels. Harris turns to hit the ropes….and runs right into a big boot by Dawg! Dawg pulls Harris to his feet and goozles him, then choke slams him to the mat. Meanwhile Cappington climbs to the top rope and hits a flying leg drop! Harris is OUT! Cappington says something to Dawg, and he leaves the ring and comes back with a steel chair. Cappington hauls Harris up on his shoulders in a back breaker, Dawg winds up and slams the chair into Harris face, then Cappington drops him with a reverse DVD! Before the ref can turn to call for the bell, Moreland is in the ring with a chair of his own! He slams the chair into Cappington and sends him over the top rope, then turns to Dawg, ducks a clothesline and slams Dawg in the face with a chair, staggering him. Moreland then grabs Dawg by the throat and choke slams him on the chair! Cappington reaches in and pulls Dawg out of the ring and they back up the ramp, Dawg holding his back and glaring at Moreland. Moreland grabs the chair and stands over Harris and dares them to come back, naturally they don’t.
WINNERS – No Contest in 8:26
NAYR vs. KNIFE – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchKnife is announced first and meanders to the ring looking somewhat lost and confused. He slides under the ropes and immediately goes to the corner and kneels in prayer. Nayr is announced next and the champion sprints to the ring and leaps over the top rope, then climbs to the corner and holds his belt high. He back flips off the turnbuckle then hands the referee the Onslaught Championship. The whole time Knife remains in the corner in silent prayer. Nayr looks at him and shrugs, the ref waits to see if he is coming out, it is obvious he is not, so he calls for the bell. As soon as the bell rings, Knife gets to his feet and charges out of the corner, and lays into Nayr with chops and forearms. The onslaught backs Nayr into the corner, and Nayr keeps hammering away until the referee gets between them and forces the break. As soon as the ref moves, Knife comes right back at him, but this time Nayr gets a boot up that catches Knife in the face, Nayr hops on the second rope, but Knife catches him with an arm drag, and immediately locks on a triangle choke, trying for the submission! Nayr struggles but can’t get to his feet, he is starting to fade, so he scoots around until he can get his foot on the bottom rope. Knife is forced to release the hold, but not before he draws a warning from the referee for refusing to break. Both men get to their feet, and once again Knife is the aggressor, catching Nayr with a knee to the midsection followed by a pump handle slam. Knife covers, but Nayr is out at two. Knife keeps Nayr on the mat, and lands a stomp to the side of Nayr’s face, then pulls him into a sitting position and drives his knee repeatedly into Nayr’s back. Knife pulls Nayr to his feet and drops him in a pendulum backbreaker across his knee, covers again, but once again Nayr is out at two. Both men up, Knife whips Nayr, but lowers his head too soon, Nayr connects with a kick to the chops that stands Knife up, then lands a spin kick that knocks him out of the ring. Nayr gets a running start and leaps over the top rope with a plancha, but Knife catches him and power bombs him onto the floor! Knife rolls Nayr back into the ring and follows, covering once again but only getting two. Both men battle furiously for the next ten minutes, Nayr is mostly on the defensive as Knife takes it to him the entire match. Knife has Nayr on the top rope attempting a superplex, but Nayr fights out of it with a series of head butts that sends Knife crashing to the mat. Nayr gets to the top rope and tries the Bellows in the Breeze, but Knife gets his knees up! Nayr writhes on the mat in pain, Knife gets to his feet and sets Nayr up for the Stab! As Nayr gets up, Knife strikes, but Nayr ducks, grabs Knife’s arms, BACKSLIDE! One, two, three! Knife kicks out a second too late!
WINNER in 13:39 - Nayr
THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. DEFENESTRATORS – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchFor whatever reason, technical difficulties I would presume, this one is All-Coliseum Video and joined in progress with AA working Eco on the mat with move #822, the arm bar. Capps yanks on it a few times and drags him to the corner to tag in Johnny. Johnny drops a knee on the shoulder and stays on the arm. Eco fights to his feet, but Johnny hits a single arm DDT. Back to the corner for another tag, and AA kicks the shoulder. He wraps it around the ropes and referee Mel Creech calls for a break. Capps gives it to him, but JA runs the apron, grabs the arm and slams it across the top rope. AA rolls Eco up for two. Do you remember when Ecosystem beat Johnny Adrenaline on the first ever OOWF card in three seconds? I sure do. AA with a gourd buster and covers, but Voltage is in to break it up. Creech sends Volt away, allowing TCH to kick the ever living hell out of Eco in the corner. TCH does everybody's favorite heel tactic – the loud clap in lieu of a real tag – and Johnny comes in on the offense. Delayed vertical suplex and JA has words with the idiots in the front row. To the ropes, back elbow... but Johnny of course misses the elbow drop, and Eco crawls for the tag. AA runs around the ring and tries to pull Volt off the apron, but Voltage kicks him away. But as Eco staggers to his feet, AA pulls him out under the ropes before he can make a tag. Volt hops down and we have a brawl on the floor. JA lines everyone up and looks for a Jericho-like springboard dropkick to the floor, but Los Def moves out of the way and Johnny nails Capps instead. Eco rolls in and Volt hops up on the apron for the HOT TAG~! Volt hops right back to the floor and beats on Johnny, rolling him into the ring. He dumps AA into the crowd then goes back in to focus on JA. Johnny begs off, but kicks the knee to stop the offense. JA tries a Russian leg sweep, but Volt elbows out and gets a hot shot for two. Voltage goes to the ropes and hits a spinning heel kick, then tags Eco back in. Eco goes to the top and they set up for a ROCKET LAUNCHER~! But AA sneaks up the apron and shoves Eco off the top... right into referee Creech. And he CALLS FOR THE BELL! Crowd boos the finish, and rightfully so.
WINNERS by DQ in 18:00 or so: THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS
FIRECHILD vs. SPIN HANSEN – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchSpin Hansen makes his way to the ring first and warms up as Firechild makes his entrance. Champion and challenger stand toe-to-toe as referee Mel Creech gives his instructions and calls for the bell. They lock up and FC takes Spin over with an arm drag. Spin gets up and walks into a second arm drag. FC goes for a dropkick but Spin catches both his legs and FC’s head slams into the mat. Spin tries to roll him over into a Boston crab but FC fights it and latches onto the bottom rope. Spin releases the hold and shakes his head, waiting for FC to regain his feet. They lock up again and FC hooks a hammerlock. Spin reverses. FC re-reverses and transitions into an arm bar. He tries to take him over with an arm drag but Spin blocks and tosses FC into the turnbuckles. He drives an elbow into the side of FC’s head, then pulls him out of the corner. Spin lifts him up for a power bomb, but FC grabs Spin’s head and starts throwing punches. This unbalances Spin, who falls backwards with FC on top of him. Spin throws him off before Mel can even get into position to count. Spin gets to his feet and FC levels him with a shining wizard. FC moves in but Spin kicks him away, then kips up and into a clothesline that levels FC. Spin pulls him up but FC darts away and gets behind him, hitting a dropkick that leaves Spin draped over the second rope. FC vaults over the ropes but, instead of landing on the apron, slips between the top and middle ropes, driving his feet into Spin’s face. Spin collapses backwards and FC covers. One..Two…Thr-kickout. FC rolls to his feet, hits the ropes, and drops a leg across Spin’s throat. FC climbs to the top rope and leaps off for The Fall…and hits nothing but mat as Spin rolls out of the way. Spin slides to the outside and, despite Mel’s protests, drags FC out of the ring, Spin chops FC and whips him into the ring steps. He goes for a big boot but FC moves out of the way and he kicks the steel. FC attacks the leg, kicking and stomping away, and rolling into the ring to break the count. He slides back out and Spin trips him up, dropping him face-first into the steps. FC comes up bleeding and Spin stuffs him back into the ring. Spin goes for an Irish whip but FC reverses. Spin hits the turnbuckles hard and stumbles out of the corner. FC drops him with the Powerslide, but is dazed and slow to make the cover. Spin kicks out just before the three. Both men get to their feet and exchange chops. Spin gets the advantage and steps in, hitting FC with the Spinal Justice. He covers, but FC’s foot is under the ropes and Mel breaks the count. Spin picks FC up and drives his back into the turnbuckles. He picks FC up and sets him on the top rope. FC fights back, but Spin overpowers him with punches and climbs up as well. With an explosive effort, Spin picks FC up for the Todesfall. FC, hanging by his throat, flails away, and delivers a swift kick to Spin’s privates. Mel has no choice but to call for the bell as both Spin and FC crash to the mat.
WINNER, by disqualification at 13:56, Spin Hansen
CONCRETE TG vs. STANK – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match, Moosehead Jack Special Guest RefereeMoose comes to the ring first complete in torn jean shorts and sleeveless referee shirt. He climbs into the ring and slumps in the corner and waits for the next two competitors. Stank comes out next and doesn’t even seem to notice Moose at all, he pulls on the ropes and seems lost in concentration. Finally the champion is announced and Crete comes to the ring, but without the usual energy he has. Crete gets in the ring and he and Stank go nose to nose in the center of the ring. As they are having their staredown of mutual intensity, Moose gets to his feet and comes to the middle of the ring. He asks Crete for the title, with an evil grin on his face, of course. Crete glares at Moose, and Moose once again asks for the title. Crete reaches behind him and unhooks the title and slowly hands it to Moose, never taking his eyes off of him. Jack holds the OOWF title high in the air for the crowd and the participants to see, then hands it to the time keeper and calls for the bell. Crete turns and watches Moose, he waits in the corner and makes the “go ahead” motion to Crete. Stank decides not to waste time, and he charges and catches Crete in the jaw with a thunderous left cross that drops Crete to the mat. Moose steps in and gives Stank a warning, but Stank completely ignores him, and pulls Crete off the mat and shoves him back into the corner, and hammers him with shots to the head. Moose makes the five count, and tells Stank to break but he doesn’t listen, so Moose gets in between them. Stank looks at Moose for a second, then backs off on his own. Stank gives Crete a few second breather, then charges into the corner with an avalanche. Crete falls to the mat and Stank covers and Moose gives a surprisingly normal speed count, and Crete kicks out at two. Stank pulls Crete to his feet and whips him to the ropes, but lowers his head a second too soon and Crete connects with a kick, then hits the ropes and clotheslines Stank to the mat. Stank gets back up quickly, and Crete charges again and this time eats an elbow to the face that sends him to the floor. Stank follows Crete to the floor and inside the ring Moose starts the ten count. Stank pulls Crete up and slams him on the floor then rolls him back into the ring, pulls him to a sitting position and tries to twist his head off. Moose gets right in on the action and asks Crete if he wants to submit, Crete gives Moose a look of burning hatred and fights to his feet. A couple of elbows backs Stank into the corner, Crete rocks Stank with some well placed kicks to the side of the head, then takes a few steps back and charges for a splash, but Stank moves out of the way and Crete connects head first with the corner post and falls out of the ring to the floor. When we see Crete again, his head is bleeding like he had been shot. Crete sits up and staggers a bit, blood pouring from a gash on his head. He slowly makes his way to the apron and Stank hauls him up for a suplex and leaves him there to think about it for a minute, blood runs off of Crete’s head and pools up on the mat. Stank falls backward and floats over and covers, Moose counts one, two, NO Crete kicks out, barely. Stank pulls Crete to a sitting position and hammers away at the gash on his head, somehow drawing more blood. Crete can now barely see with all the blood flowing down his face. Stank pulls him up and tries a choke slam, but to his credit Crete reverses it and drops Stank with a DDT. Crete drags himself over and drapes an arm across Stank’s chest, one, two, thr…NO! Stank kicks out. Surprisingly Crete argues with Moose about the count, but Moose does not take the bait. Crete pulls Stank to his feet and hits a swinging neckbreaker. Crete gets back to his feet and waits for Stank to get to his, as he does, Crete spring boards off the bottom rope and tries a back elbow, but Stank catches him and throws him across the ring with a release German suplex. Moose has to move quick to get out of the way, as he does, he slips on the pool of blood left from Crete and falls between the ropes to the floor. Moose slams his head on the ring stairs, and opens a gash on his head, but otherwise, appears to be ok. The second Jack goes down though, Firechild helps a heavily bandaged Sterling Glaw down to the ring. Glaw gets between the ropes, Stank takes one look at him and starts to go after him, but Crete grabs him and spins him around and hits an enzuguri, then rolls Stank up and gets a three count from Glaw just as Moose is getting back into the ring!
WINNER in 19:09 – Concrete TG
After the result is announced, Stank grabs Glaw and backs him in the corner, no doubt threatening death. Crete comes back to help Glaw, but Moose cuts him off with a blindside shot to the head. Moose hammers away at Crete, and Firechild comes into the fray to save Glaw with a shot to Stank from behind, Stank turns and grabs Firechild by the throat, Glaw scurries out of the ring. Nayr sprints to ringside and helps Firechild, this brings Spin into the ring as well and we have a pier six brawl going on! As they fight out of control in and out of the ring, fans start tossing chairs to the participants and they are used liberally. Fearing it could turn into an all out riot, GM the Rick sends security down to the ring to separate the men.
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