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SPIN HANSEN vs. DH MAGNUSSONSpin and Magnusson make their way to the ring. This should be a physical battle of two big men. The bell rings and the two behemoths run to the center of the ring and start trading haymakers. Magnusson gets the better of the exchange, staggering Spin with a hard left to the jaw, then DH hits the ropes for a clothesline, but Spin catches him by the throat with both hands and elevates him, then slams him to the mat. Spin gets to his feet and catches Magnusson in the head with a couple of well placed kicks that sends him to the mat. Spin bounds off the ropes and drops an elbow across DHM’s chest and covers, but doesn’t even get a once count. Both men get to their feet and Spin grabs an arm wringer and drops his elbow across Magnusson’s shoulder a few times, then pins his arm in a hammerlock, then shoves him into the corner shoulder first. As Magnusson staggers out of the corner, Spin catches him with an enzuguri to the back of the head that sends DHM out of the ring to the floor. But Magnusson doesn’t stay there long, and gets right back on the apron to continue the fight. Spin catches him with an elbow and tries to suplex him back into the ring, but Magnusson blocks it and reverses it into a stunner straight down on the top rope. Spin’s head snaps back and he falls back into the ring clutching at his throat. Magnusson is immediately back into the ring, he rolls Spin flat on his back and drops repeated knees across his chest, then covers, but he can’t even get a one count. Magnusson pulls Spin to his feet and scoops him up and plants him on the mat with a big body slam, then rebounds off the ropes and drops a leg across Spin’s face. Spin rolls his shoulder before Magnusson can even cover. Spin rolls over on his stomach and tries to regain his composure, but much like a UFC fighter Magnusson sits on Spin’s back hammering away at the back of his head. Spin does his best to shake Magnusson off but DHM is stubborn and continues pounding away at the back of Spin’s head. Finally Magnusson drives a couple of well placed elbows right to the base of Spin’s head and locks on the rear naked choke and rolls Spin over. Spin’s face is turning red, but he will not tap out. Spin works his way around until he can reach out and grab the bottom rope and force the break. Magnusson waits till the five count before he releases Spin. Spin, on the verge of unconsciousness rolls under the bottom rope and falls to the floor flat on his back staring at the lights. Magnusson does not give Spin a moments rest however, he steps onto the apron and drops a running elbow across Spin’s chest forcing all the air out of Spin’s chest. Magnusson pulls Spin to his feet and tries a whip to the ring post, but Spin manages to put on the breaks and reverses it sending Magnusson face first into the steel then to the floor. Spin gets his bearings enough to roll back into the ring and break the ten count, then heads back to the apron and waits for Magnusson to get to his feet. When he does, Spin leaps off the apron and bulldogs Magnusson to the floor. DHM comes up with a bloody nose, but that only seems to annoy him a little more. Magnusson fires off a couple of shots to Spin’s midsection that slows him down a little, but when he gets to his feet and charges at Spin, Spin drop tow holds him and sends Magnusson’s head into the steel ring steps, opening a proper gash on Magnusson’s head. Spin pulls him up and rolls him under the bottom rope, then follows. Spin pulls Magnusson into a sitting position and tilts his head back and drops several elbows down across his face, opening the gash even further. Spin drops Magnusson to the mat with a stiff kick to the face and covers, but Magnusson kicks out at two. Spin pulls DHM up and rocks him with several shots to the face, then slams him with a bolo clothesline that sends him staggering back into the corner. Spin charges, but Magnusson gets a boot up just in time and catches Spin in the face. Spin staggers back and Magnusson charges, but Spin takes him over with a power slam, covers and gets a two count. The big men have been going at it non stop now for almost twenty minutes and a bit of fatigue is starting to show. Spin gets to his feet and pulls DHM up and whips him to the ropes and sets up for a spine buster, but Magnusson stops him with a right cross to the jaw that draws a warning from the referee and drops Spin to one knee. Magnusson pulls Spin up and hits an inverted atomic drop and tries to follow that with a clothesline, but Spin catches him with a high knee to the jaw that drops Magnusson to one knee. Spin grabs Magnusson and plants him with a DDT, then climbs to the top rope. But Magnusson was not completely out of it and he meets Spin on the top rope and the two big men duke it out. Magnusson rocks Spin with a couple of hard right hands, but Spin counters with a series of wild head buts that sends Magnusson to the mat. Spin climbs to the top rope and leaps for a diving head but, but Magnusson moves out of the way and Spin hits the mat hard. Magnusson pounces on Spin and locks him in the dragon sleeper! Once again Spin starts to fade, and once again he is able to make it to the ropes to force the break. Out of the break, Magnusson keeps hold of Spin’s arm and locks him in a figure four arm bar that threatens to snap Spin’s arm. Spin fights to his feet rolling Magnusson over on his back, Magnusson is careful not to have his shoulders down. In an incredible show of strength, Spin pulls Magnusson off the mat and SLAMS him hard on the canvas with a sort of power bomb, then grabs his leg and flips him over and locks on the Whiskey Tango Foxtrot! Magnusson cannot make it to the ropes and is forces to tap.
WINNER in 22:03 – Spin Hansen
After the match, both men get to their feet, clearly exhausted. They lock eyes for a moment, then Magnusson gives the nod of mutual respect and leaves the ring allowing Spin to celebrate his victory alone.
DEFENSTRATORS vs. PHANTOS & LUCIOSPhantos and Lucios come out accompanied by their Run DLP stable mate Davin Moreland, and the Defenestrators come out followed by LOADED member F. Fonzworth Cappington III and Lance. This could be an explosive situation right here. Phantos and Lucios appear to be showing a bit more of an edge since partnering with Davin Moreland. And the Defenestrators cannot seem to get back on track after Cappington helped the BFF win the OOWF world tag team titles. Phantos and Lucios go over some last minute instructions in their corner as the bell rings, and they immediately get attacked by Voltage and Ecosystem. Voltage hammers Lucios with shots to the head, then turns and fires him between the ropes to the floor. Davin Moreland runs over and helps his stablemate. Meanwhile inside the ring, Eco and Volt pull Phantos to the center of the ring and choke slam him to the mat. They hit the ropes on opposite sides and Eco hits a rolling senton splash while Voltage drops a leg across Phantos head. Eco covers, but Phantos kicks out before the referee can even make a count. Lucios is back on the apron and Voltage runs over and tries to knock him off the apron, but Lucios catches him and peppers him with a couple of shots of his own, then grabs his head and runs him down the apron into the corner turnbuckle. Inside the ring Eco has Phantos set up for a pump handle suplex, but when he pulls him into the air, Lucios steps between the ropes and nearly takes Eco out of his boots with a spear. Both men are down on the mat, and the referee finally manages to regain some control in this match. Phantos and Eco are the legal men, while Voltage and Lucios are ordered out of the ring. Both men are slot to get up, but once they do, Phantos grabs a side head lock on Eco, but Eco pushes him to a neutral corner, Phantos springs to the top rope and head fakes Ecosystem, causing him to hit the mat. Phantos turns on the top rope and waits for Eco to get back to his feet and leaps and snaps Eco over with a perfect head scissors into the P&L corner. Phantos gets up and tags Lucios in. Lucios comes to the center of the ring and Phantos monkey flips Eco out of the corner, Eco lands on his feet, and is immediately hammered with a clothesline to the mat. Lucios covers, but Voltage runs into the ring and breaks up the pin with a kick to the back of the head. Lucios starts after Voltage, and he flees back to the safety of the corner. Lucios turns his attention back to Ecosystem who fires a couple of shots into Lucios mid section. Eco gets to his feet still hammering away at Lucios, then bounds off the ropes for the finishing shot, but Lucios gets a boot up and kicks him in the face, which staggers him, Lucios then grabs him and hits a release overhead suplex that sends Eco into the Defenestrators corner, where he makes the quick tag to Voltage. Voltage storms into the ring and walks right up to Lucios and challenges him to a test of strength. Lucios cocks his head and stares at him for a moment, then grabs one hand and immediately sends Voltage to his knees, with Voltage begging for mercy. Ecosystem starts into the ring which brings Phantos into the fray. When the referee turns to order Phantos back to his corner, Voltage NAILS Lucios with a low blow that doubles the big man over. Voltage then plants him on the mat with a DDT. Voltage covers and gets a two count before Lucios powers out. Voltage pulls Lucios up and slams him back onto his knee, then reaches up and tags in Ecosystem who comes in over the top rope and drops a leg across Lucios chest, snapping him further across Voltage’s knee. Eco pulls Lucios up and whips him hard into the corner, Lucios slams back first into the corner and staggers out a few steps, Eco runs in behind him and hits a back stabber, burying his knees into Lucios lower back. Eco keeps Lucios face down on the mat and locks on a camel clutch and pulls back for all he’s worth, but Lucios will not submit. So he reaches up and tags in Voltage who comes in and nails Lucios in the face with a drop kick. Defenestrators pull Lucios up to his feet and they try a double suplex, but Lucios reverses it into a double DDT. All three men are down and Lucios is trying to make his way to the corner, but he is cut off at the last second by Ecosystem. As Ecosystem pulls Lucios away from the corner, Voltage blind sides Phantos and knocks him awkwardly to the floor. With Phantos out of the way, Eco and Voltage pull Lucios to his feet and they set him up with Ecosystem is holding Lucios while the referee checks on Phantos. Lance rushes around the ring and jumps on Moreland’s back, and nearly gets killed in the process. Ecosystem turns and calls for Cappington’s cane, Cappington tosses the can to Eco, and Eco turns and tries to paste Lucios in the head, but Lucios moves and Voltage takes the move. At the same time, Moreland runs around the ring and chases Cappington, Cappington runs like a scalded dog and heads up the ramp, but Firechild steps to the top of the ramp with a chair, Cappington turns to run back toward the ring, and Moreland catches him with a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER!! Meanwhile inside the ring, Lucios kicks a stunned Ecosystem and sets him up for the BORDER TOSS to the outside of the ring! Then he turns around and sees Voltage still out, Phantos is on the top rope and Lucios grabs him and hits the FLYING SPIKE! Phantos covers, one, two, three!
WINNERS in 19:48 – Phantos & Lucios
After the match, Cappington, Voltage and Ecosystem argue in the center of the ring. Cappington appears to try and calm them by handing out money, but the Defenestrators walk off leaving him alone. After a minute or so, Cappington slowly leaves the ring and heads up the ramp.
CAPELLAN vs. CANADIAN DRAGON vs. FIRECHILDFirechild is out first he is headed to the ring when he comes across Cappington. The two men stop and locks eyes. Words are exchanged and Firechild blasts Cappington in the mouth with a right cross. Cappington returns the shot and the two men brawl up the ramp and into the back. Canadian Dragon comes out during the melee and watches them for a moment then heads to the ring himself. Capellan is introduced next, and he comes sprinting to the ring. The referee confers with the announcer, and it looks like this is going to be a one on one match until Firechild gets back to the ring. Works for me. The two men meet in the middle of the ring and discuss something, presumably not current events. The conversation gets more animated and Canadian Dragon backhands Capellan sending him to the mat. Cap springs back to his feet immediately, but CD gets behind the referee. Cap tried to get at Canadian Dragon but CD eludes him the whole time and bails out of the ring to safety. Canadian Dragon taunts the fans for a moment then Capellan leaves the ring, sneaks up behind Dragon, spins him around and hammers him with shots to the head. Canadian Dragon tries to escape by sliding back into the ring, Capellan is right behind him. Both men spring to their feet and CD bounds off the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Capellan ducks it and takes him over with a crucifix. Capellan gets a two count before CD rolls his shoulder. Capellan tries a kick to the mid section , but CD catches his foot, Cap turns it into an enzuguri. CD falls face first to the mat. Capellan goes to the corner and climbs to the top, but Canadian Dragon recovers amazingly fast, and he runs to the corner and scales the corner and grabs Cap and throws him over his shoulder with a release belly to belly suplex. Both men are down on the mat, and we have a camera in the back, the altercation between Firechild and Cappington rages on!
In the back, we see a Cappington stagger out of a stairwell clutching his head. The camera pans over and we see Firechild following him with a steel chair. Firechild takes the chair and jabs Cappington in the mid section with is, doubling him over in pain. Firechild slams the chair down across Cappington’s back dropping him to one knee. Firechild drops the chair on the ground and grabs Cappington for a devil driver. He has him set up when suddenly Firechild lurches forward, his eyes roll into the back of his head and he falls to the floor, evidently out cold. The camera pans up and we see a stoic Donovan Viper standing there with a chain wrapped around his elbow. Viper offers his hand and pulls Cappington to his feet then hands him the chain and walks away. Cappington takes a moment to collect himself and turns and looks at Firechild and slowly wraps the chain around his fist.
Inside the ring, Capellan uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet, and immediately turns into a super kick from Dragon. Cap goes down and CD covers and gets a two count. Canadian Dragon pulls Capellan to his feet and hits a series of three snap suplexes, then rolls over and covers and gets another two count. Canadian Dragon pulls Capellan to a sitting position and hits the ropes and tries a drop kick to the face, but Capellan rolls out of the way and kips up to his feet. Canadian Dragon hits the mat, but gets to his feet quickly and walks right into a crescent kick from Cap. Cap springs off the bottom rope and twists in mid air and drops Dragon with a bulldog. Capellan gets to his feet and waits for Dragon to get up then sends him to the ropes and elevates him, and catches him with a knee lift as he falls to the mat. Canadian Dragon’s head snaps back and Capellan covers and gets a two count. Capellan springs up once again and climbs the corner, when Dragon gets to his feet, Capellan soars through the air and connects with a cross body block for another two count. Canadian Dragon backs into the corner hoping for a time out, but Capellan grabs his legs and pulls him out to the center of the ring and drops an elbow across his chest and covers again, but Dragon is out before the referee can count. CD gets to his feet, doubled over in pain, Capellan runs in and tries a rocker dropper, but CD backdrops him and Cap hits the mat awkwardly. Canadian Dragon doesn’t give him a moments rest, instead he pulls him up and sends him hard chest first into the corner, as Cap staggers backward, CD lands a drop kick to the back of the head that sends him face first into the second turnbuckle. Canadian Dragon pulls him up in the corner and blisters him with knife edge chops, then sets him on the top rope, connects with a couple more stiff shots to the head, then takes him off the top with a superplex! Capellan slams into the mat and Canadian Dragon floats over and gets yet another two count. CD pulls a groggy Capellan to his feet and calls for the Canadian Destroyer, but Capellan reverses it into an Alabama Slam! He rolls over and keeps hold of the legs and gets the one, two, THREE! Capellan scurries out of the ring as Dragon gets to his knees in amazement!
WINNER in 22:08 – Capellan
We cut to the back again and we see Firechild has a rope wrapped around both wrists and he has been pulled up so he is hanging over a pipe in the basement. Firechild is bleeding profusely from a gash in the forehead. The camera pans around and we see F. Fonzworth Cappington III and Lance standing at the door.
Lance: Master Cappington, what are we going to do with this little rapscallion?
Cappington: Leave him here. Leave him here to think about his course of action. By the time anyone finds him, we will be three states away.
DAVIN MORELAND vs. CONCRETE TG vs. KNIFE vs. RYAN HARDCORE vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – 60 Minute Iron Man Match for the OOWF Onslaught ChampionshipMoosehead Jack is out first and he slumps in the corner and has a sadistic look on his face. Knife is introduced next and he makes his way to the ring, stoic as always. Knife climbs into the ring and kneels in the corner immersed in prayer. Ryan Hardcore is out next, and he is flanked by two of his ladies, though surprisingly the remaining members of LOADED are nowhere to be seen. Concrete TG is out next and he acknowledges the cheers of the crowd then makes his way to the ring and walks to the center of the ring and gets into a stare down with Moose. Finally the OOWF Onslaught Champion Davin Moreland is announced and he comes out flanked by Phantos & Lucios. The three men come to ringside and Moreland climbs between the ropes and hands the belt to the referee. The rules for this match are simple. Whoever scores the most pin falls in 60 minutes wins the title. It will be fought under tornado rules, meaning all five men are legal at the same time. However, it will also be fought under Onslaught rules, therefore weapons of any kind is an automatic disqualification, rope breaks are in effect, and three referee warnings will result in a disqualification. In addition to the referee inside the ring, there is an additional referee on the outside of the ring to help keep a semblance of order. The referee finishes all his instructions and calls for the bell, this one is under way! Crete stares at Moose who remains slumped in the corner. Crete slowly approaches Moose, but he gets blind sided by Ryan Hardcore. Who takes him to the mat with a clothesline to the back of the head. Knife gets up out of the corner and charges across the ring and catches Moreland with a running knee to the head that backs Moreland into a neutral corner. The whole time Moose remains in the corner. Hardcore drops several fast elbows on Crete, then pulls him to his feet and hits a northern lights suplex, bridges and gets a two count. Meanwhile, Moreland reverses Knife in the corner and hammers him with forearms to the side of the head. Moreland whips Knife across the ring to the opposite corner and follows him with a clothesline that sends him to the mat. Moreland gets a few good kicks in, then turns his attention to the rest of the ring, only to get caught with a clothesline from Moose that sends him between the ropes to the floor. Moose pulls Knife out of the corner and drops him with a DDT. Meanwhile Hardcore has Crete to his feet and hauls him up in a vertical suplex, then drops him stomach first across the top rope, then gets a running start and hits a knee lift on Crete that sends him to the floor. Hardcore joins Moose and they whip Knife to the ropes and try a double clothesline, but Knife ducks and comes back with a double clothesline of his own that staggers the two. Knife sets and pops Moose in the mouth with a super kick that drops Moose to the mat, then hits the SLASH on Hardcore, then rolls him up and gets a three count! Knife 1, Moreland 0, Crete 0, Hardcore 0, Moose 0. Knife gets to his feet and turns around and walks right into a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Moreland covers Knife and gets a three count. Knife 1, Moreland 1, Crete 0, Hardcore 0, Moose 0. Crete is finally back into the ring and he catches Moreland as he gets to his feet and drops him with an unprettier, he covers, but Moose breaks up the pin with a kick to Crete’s face. Ryan Hardcore grabs Moose and sends him to the ropes and elevates him with a big back body drop, then when he gets to his feet connects with a drop kick to the jaw that sends Moose out of the ring. Hardcore follows and drops a leg from the apron right across Moose’s face. Inside the ring Knife and Crete haul Moreland up and keep him in the air with a double suplex, then fall to the mat. Crete goes to one corner, Knife goes to the opposite corner setting Moreland up for something. But before they can finish anything, Moose jumps back on the apron and knocks Crete off balance, crotching Crete on the top rope, then falling into the ring. On the other side, Hardcore also crotches Knife on the top rope, then climbs up and snaps him over with a hurracarana. Hardcore springs off the bottom rope and connects with a moonsault, one two three. Knife 1, Moreland 1, Hardcore 1, Crete 0, Moose 0. Moreland grabs Crete and hits a snap power bomb that rolls Crete’s eyes into the back of his head, Moreland is about to cover when Moose spins him around and hits a heart punch that sends him between the ropes to the floor. Moose falls on Crete and hooks the leg and gets the three count. Knife 1, Moreland 1, Hardcore 1, Moose 1, Crete 0. Moose stands over Crete for a moment grinning ear to ear over scoring the win. Crete regains his senses and realizes what happens and gets up and takes Moose to the mat, hammering him with kicks and punches. Hardcore grabs Crete by the hair and pulls him off of Moose and pulls him to the corner and tries a tornado DDT, but Crete reverses it into a spine buster, then locks Hardcore in the scaffold. Moreland comes back into the ring and waits for a stunned Moose to get to his feet, then hauls him up on his shoulders for a DVD, but when he turns around Knife pops him in the mouth with a super kick. Moreland falls to the mat and drops Moose. Knife waits for Moose to get to up, he is doubled over in pain and Knife takes him over with a swinging neck breaker. Meanwhile on the other side of the ring, Crete ramps up the pressure and forces Hardcore to submit to the scaffold. Knife 1, Hardcore 1, Moreland 1, Crete 1, Moose 1. Crete gets to the top rope and waits perched on the top rope, when Moreland gets to his feet, Crete connects with a missile drop kick that sends Moreland hard into the corner. Crete turns his attention back to Moose and sends him to the ropes with Knife, but Moose holds onto the rope and bails out to the floor. Crete challenges Moose to get back into the ring, but the distraction allows Knife to roll Crete up from behind and get the three count. Knife 2, Moreland 1, Crete 1, Moose 1, Hardcore 1. Crete gets to his feet and he and Knife go nose to nose. Davin Moreland gets in the ring as well and charges at Crete, but Crete side steps at the last second and Moreland and Knife collide. Knife falls out of the ring, right next to Moose, who pulls him up and DDT’s him on the floor, drawing a warning from the referee. Moreland and Crete got toe to toe and Moreland gets a kick to the mid section and tries another diamond cutter but Crete shoves him to the ropes and grabs Moreland in a sleeper. Meanwhile Moose rolls a barely conscious Knife into the ring and covers and gets the one two three. Knife 2, Moose 2, Moreland 1, Crete 1, Hardcore 1. Moreland shakes Crete off by falling back into the corner. Moreland turns around and drops Crete to the mat with several stiff kicks, Hardcore joins in the fun as well putting the boots to Crete. Moose gets to his feet and stands in the corner and watches Crete get the snot kicked out of him. Knife fights his way to his feet and comes after Moose, blind siding him and knocking him into a corner and hammering him with shots. Moreland and Hardcore whip Crete to the center of the ring and Knife whips Moose to the center of the ring and the two bitter enemies collide. And fall to the mat. Knife falls across Moose and is about to get the pin when Hardcore charges across the ring and nails Knife in the temple with a knee. Ryan Hardcore hits a standing moonsault on Moose, covers, and gets the three count. Knife 2, Moose 2, Hardcore 2, Moreland 1 Crete 1. At the same time Moreland pulls a stunned Crete to his feet and hauls him on his shoulders and hits the DVD, One, two, three. Knife 2, Moose 2, Moreland 2, Hardcore 2, Crete 1. Moreland immediately gets to his feet and pulls Crete up and scoops him up and tries a slam but Crete holds on and small packages Moreland, one, two three. Knife 2, Moose 2, Moreland 2, Hardcore 2, Crete 2. We approach fifty minutes in this match and everything is tied up at two. Moose crawls to a corner and slumps there trying to regain his composure. Moreland jumps to his feet and yells at the referee in anger, and as he turns around he gets a TRIPLE super kick from Crete, Hardcore and Knife that sends the champ to the floor, with his eyes rolled back into his head. Knife turns and charges into the corner and slams Moose in the face with a knee and chokes Moose in the corner. Hardcore dives through the ropes and lands on Moreland putting him out even more. As Hardcore gets back on the apron, Crete catches him and suplexes him into the ring and lands a brain buster and floats over and covers and gets a 1,2,3! Crete 3, Moreland 2, Knife 2, Hardcore 2, Moose 2. Crete leads with less than three minutes left! Both men get up and Hardcore ducks a Crete clothesline and drops him with a Rude Awakening neck breaker and gets a two count. Moreland is on the floor, trying to clear the cobwebs and get back to his feet, inside the ring, Ryan Hardcore has Crete on his knees in the middle of the ring and hammers him with shots to the head. In the corner, Knife has Moose pinned in the corner and is blistering him with chops to the face. We are down to only one minute left! Hardcore turns and springs off the bottom ropes and tries a back elbow, but Crete catches him and reverses it to a Dragon suplex, bridges and gets the one, two three! In the corner, Moose jabs a thumb in Knife’s eyes and takes him to the mat with a double leg take down, Moose rolls Knife up, grabs a hand full of tights AND puts his feet on the bottom ropes! The referee never sees it and makes the three count just as time expires! Moose 3, Crete 3, Moreland 2, Hardcore 2, Knife 2.
WINNER - ?
Crete and Moose both raise their hands in victory, Moose rolls to the floor, Crete waits in the center of the ring for a decision. The referee talks to the announcer and GM the Rick comes running to ring side. Moreland finally gets to his feet and looks around and tries to figure out what is going on. After several minutes GM the Rick shakes his head and heads to the back. The referee grabs the onslaught title and hands it to……Moose? The official announcement comes:
The match ended in a 3 to 3 tie between Moosehead Jack and Concrete TG, by virtue of Moosehead Jack’s pin fall win over Concrete TG, the winner of the match, and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – Moosehead Jack!Concrete falls to his knees in the center of the ring, Moose takes the title and slumps on the floor laughing maniacally. Davin Moreland goes insane and destroys the ring side area. It takes several officials to restrain him from going after the referee, the officials and Phantos & Lucios help take Moreland to the back.
BEST FRIENDS FOREVER vs. LOS DEFENESTRATORS – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchLos Def head to the ring, F. Fonzworth Cappington III trails behind him, they don’t seem to be too interested in his presence. The BFF come to the ring, but they are not their usual hyper selves. Both men sport bruises and bandages from their attack from the Defenestrators at MidWeek Mayhem. They slowly make their way to the ring and climb between the ropes and a quick game of rock, scissor paper determines it will be Alt starting things off against Ecosistema. The two slowly circle and are about to lock up when Ecosistema catches Alt in the temple with a kick. Alt goes to the mat and isn’t moving. Ecosistema looks confused for a moment then rolls Alt over and covers and gets a two count before Harris comes in and breaks it up with a kick to the head. Alt has come back around but he has a glazed look in his eyes. Eco pulls Alt to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Alt catches him with a kick to the face, then dives to the corner and tags Harris, then rolls to the floor where medical officials rush to ring side to check on him. Harris glances at his partner, then turns to catch a charging Ecosistema with a hip toss. El Voltaje comes into the ring and he gets the same thing. Harris gets back to his feet and catches Eco with a drop kick to the jaw as he gets to his feet, then the same thing for Voltaje. Harris covers Eco and hooks both legs and gets a two count. Harris is up and Voltaje rakes the eyes, and then he and Eco kill Harris. Ecosistema lands an enzuguri and Voltaje hits a kick to the face. Harris drops like a rock and Ecosistema tags El Voltaje into the ring. El Voltaje pulls Harris to his feet and lifts him for an atomic drop, then falls backward SNAKE EYES on the turn buckle! We see officials helping Alt to his feet on the outside and taking him to the back. Voltaje covers and gets a two count, then pulls Harris to a sitting position and lands a couple of stiff kicks to the back and finishes it with a nasty kick to the back of the head that sends Harris to the mat. Voltaje tags in Ecosistema and grabs Harris’ legs and catapults him up, right into a hard clothesline from Ecosistema. Harris falls to the mat and Ecosistema covers, but Harris manages to roll his shoulder at two. Ecosistema pulls Harris to his feet and hauls him up for a suplex, then slingshots him on the top rope and slams him to the mat. Another cover, another two count. Voltaje and Ecosistema both appear very patient, knowing Harris has no partner, it is only a matter of time before Harris wears down. On the outside Cappington bangs on the mat urging on his two charges, they ignore him. Ecosistema lets Harris get to his feet, then sends him to the ropes and locks on a sleeper hold. Harris struggles, then begins to fade, he slumps to one knee, then down into a sitting position. Ecosistema puts all his weight on Harris shoulders and he starts fading fast. The referee checks Harris arm once, twice, three, NO Harris manages to keep his arm up. Harris starts fighting to his feet and breaks the hold with several elbows to the mid section. Harris tries to hit the ropes, but Ecosistema grabs his head and slams him backward to the mat. Harris grabs his head and writhes in pain. Ecosistema reaches up and tags in El Voltaje, Voltaje climbs to the top rope and hits a moonsault, with his knee slamming Harris in the face. Voltaje covers, but once again, Harris shows his resilience and manages to roll his shoulder. Voltage waits for Harris to pull himself to his feet, then bounces off the ropes and drops him with a running knee lift. Voltaje pulls Harris up, swinging neck breaker, then he follows that with a hang man’s neck breaker. Voltage tags in Ecosistema and holds Harris in a bear hug, and Ecosistema climbs to the top rope and leaps and connects with a flying spinning heel kick to Harris head. Harris hits the mat hard and looks dazed and exhausted. Suddenly there is a commotion with the crowd and we see Chris Alt making his way down to the ring, using the railing to keep himself standing. Meanwhile Ecosistema pulls Harris up and sends him to the ropes and lowers his head, Harris rolls him up in a small package for the one, two Eco kicks out! Ecosistema is back on his feet and he hammers Harris a couple of times, then tries a suplex, but Harris slips out of it and lands on his feet, spins Eco around and hits the TO BE EDITED IN LATER! But Harris can’t take advantage of it and lies face down on the mat. Chris Alt finally climbs to the corner and starts stomping and clapping, and soon the fans are screaming and stomping for Harris to make the tag. Harris slowly drags himself across the ring and is about to tag when Ecosistema gets to his feet and grabs Harris foot and starts to pull him back to the center of the ring. Harris rolls over and kicks Ecosistema right in the face knocking him backward, then lunges and tags in Alt, the crowd erupts as Alt comes in and hammers Voltaje who comes in, then catches Ecosistema with an inverted atomic drop. Harris rolls under the bottom rope and falls to the floor exhausted. Alt is like a house of fire taking on both Eco and Voltaje until Ecosistema ducks a clothesline and catches him with an enzuguri to the back of the head, tags in Voltaje, grabs Alt and hits a choke slam across his knee, and holds him there, then Voltaje comes off the second rope and drops a knee across Alt’s chest folding him in half. Voltaje covers him and hooks the leg, one, two, three.
WINNERS in 14:56 – and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Los Defenestrators
After the match officials come down to the ring and check on both of the BFF again. Cappington celebrates in the ring like a school boy, jumping around like a fool. Los Def pretty much ignore him and grab their titles and leave the ring, leaving Cappington and Lance to celebrate.
OUTBACK JACK vs. F. FONZWORTH CAPPINGTON III – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchCappington stays in the ring celebrating “his” team winning the OOWF World Tag Team Titles with Lance, looking very out of character. He and Lance share a good laugh at the BFF’s expense as they watch the OOWF medical staff help them up the ramp to the back. When Outback Jack’s music hits and he comes to the top of the ramp, Cappington’s demeanor immediately changes. He composes himself, orders Lance out of the ring and gets a steely look of seriousness on his face. Outback Jack pauses at the top of the ramp to slam a Fosters, then heads to the ring. As soon as Jack steps between the ropes, Cappington charges and attacks with clubbing shots over Jack’s head, but Jack doesn’t take a backward step, instead he goes toe to toe with Cappington, and actually gets the better of him with shots the jaw. Jack fires up the crowd with shot after shot to the head, and is about to finish Cappington off when Cappington goes to the eyes and stops Jack’s momentum. Cappington waits till Jack stands back upright, then hits a spinning clothesline that nearly decapitates him. Cap covers, but can’t get the three count. Cappington pulls Jack back to his feet and sends him to the ropes and hits a back elbow to the jaw that sends him down and through the ropes to the floor. Cappington follows Jack outside the ring and pulls him to his feet and runs him back first into the steel ring post then scoops him up and slams him on the concrete floor. Cappington rolls in enough to break the count and argue with the referee, and while he does, Lance rushes over and pulls Jack to a sitting position and chokes him with Cappington’s cane. Cappington has had enough arguing with the referee, well that and he was threatened with a disqualification. Cappington rolls out of the ring and Lance stands there innocently leaning on the cane. Cappington pulls Jack to his feet and hammers him with stiff forearms to the side of the head, then picks him up with both hands by the throat and slams him to the floor. Cappington climbs up on the apron and drops an elbow across his chest, then pulls Jack up and shoots him under the bottom rope. Cappington follows and drops a knee across the small of his back, then pulls him back with a chin lock, making sure to pull on Jack’s mouth for added pain. Jack fights to his feet and hammers Cappington in the mid section with repeated elbows, then turns and bites him on the forehead drawing a warning from the referee. Jack whips Capping to the ropes and buries a knee into his mid section that sends him over to the mat. Jack hits the ropes and snaps Cappington’s head down, causing him to flop back on the mat. Jack gets to his feet and grabs Cappington’s legs and holds them spread wide, then looks at the crowd for approval. He gets it, so he drops a knee into Cappington’s groin. Cappington howls in pain, but Jack keeps hold of his legs and locks on a figure four leg lock! Cappington fights the hold, and will not submit. Eventually he pulls himself to the bottom rope forcing the break. Jack keeps the hold locked on for the five count and only breaks when threatened with immediate disqualification. Jack finally releases the hold and waits for Cappington to get to his feet, then chop blocks him to the mat, bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across his chest. Jack covers, but Cappington powered out before the three count. Jack plays to the crowd and waits in the corner for Cappington to get to his feet, he charges, but Cappington catches him in a Blank Check Slam (Black hole Slam, help me out here folks), covers, and gets a two count. Jack is slow to get to his feet again and when he does, Cappington whips him into the corner, and when he staggers forward, Cappington pulls him up into a back baker! Cappington walks around the ring for a moment with Jack, and it appears that Jack may quit, when Cappington’s knee buckles and they both fall to the canvas. With both men down, the referee starts the standing ten count. He reaches nine before Cappington and Jack are both up on their feet. Cappington tries a clothesline, but Jack ducks and pops him with a couple of shots to the jaw, the hits the ropes and connects with the Boomerang! Cappington is down on the mat and Jack climbs to the top rope and waits for Cappington to get to his feet. When he does, Jack leaps trying for a flying bulldog, but Cappington catches him and throws him off, sending him crashing into the referee. With the ref down, Cappington pulls Jack to his feet and hits the Rich Bitch (Steiner Screwdriver) and covers, Cappington gets a three count three times over, but there is no referee because Cappington threw Jack at him. Cappington gets back to his feet and turns around, and comes face to face with a bloody Firechild. Cappington freezes for a moment, then before he can react, Firechild slams him in the face with a chair, Cappington reels, but Firechild hits him repeatedly and opens a nasty gash on his face. Firechild has Cappington teetering about to fall when he grabs Cappington and hits the Devil Driver on the chair! Firechild grabs Outback Jack and drags him across the ring and drapes his arm across Cappington, then leaves the ring. Firechild jumps off the apron and starts to head toward the ramp, but then turns and charges at Lance and drops him with a clothesline. Firechild pulls Lance back to his feet before dropping him again with a chair shot as well for good measure, followed by a devil driver on the floor. Firechild pauses halfway up the ramp and watches as the referee comes to and makes the three count and raises Outback Jack’s hand in victory.
WINNER in 16:29 – Outback Jack
STANK vs. LD WILLIAMS vs. DONOVAN VIPER – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Triple Threat MatchWe finally get to main even time. This match came about because there was no clear cut winner in the finals of the OOWF World Heavyweight Title Elimination Series Match. Donovan Viper comes to the ring first, initially he is flanked by the rest of LOADED, except for Cappington and Lance, but he tells them to stay in the back and he heads to the ring. LD Williams is announced and comes to the ring next. He walks to the ring, eyes focused on the ring. He climbs between the ropes and pays no attention to Viper, he just heads to the corner and waits. The OOWF World Heavyweight Champion is announced next and Stank comes out with the title over his shoulder and a look of pure determination on his face. This match is essentially tornado rules, all three men are in the ring at the same time. The first man to score a pin fall is the winner. Stank gets into the ring and hands the referee the title and waits, eyeing both Viper and Williams. The referee calls for the bell and the three start circling each other warily. Viper and Williams moved in and attack kicking Stank’s hamstrings and backing him into the corner. Stank fights back like a wounded animal, catching Williams and Viper in the head with massive shots like a grizzly bear. Viper charges back in and gets a headbut for his trouble, Williams leaps into the corner and gets swatted down. Stank keeps fighting out of the corner, he pulls Viper up and gives him another head but and throws him over the top rope to the floor, then turns and blocks a punch from Williams and delivers an uppercut to the throat. Stank sends Williams to the ropes and drops him with a clothesline. Stank stands over Williams for a moment, then Viper comes into the ring and nails him from behind and bends him back trying for a scorpion drop, but Stank hauls him up and drops him with a power slam, covers and gets a one count. Stank gets to one knee and is pulling Viper up when Williams comes off the ropes and nails him with a clothesline that bends Stank backward awkwardly. Williams falls on Stank for the cover, but Viper pulls him off of him and tries to cover him himself. Williams pulls Viper off of Stank and the two men go nose to nose shouting at one another. The shouts quickly turn to blows as the two hammer away at each other. Viper catches Williams with a knee to the mid section, then tries to whip him to the ropes, but Williams reverses it and back drops Viper. When Viper gets to his feet, Williams clotheslines him over the top rope. Before Williams can do anything Stank is back on his feet and he clotheslines Williams from behind sending him over the top rope as well. Stank leaves the ring and takes the fight to the floor, whipping Williams hard into the steel steps shoulder first. Then he pulls Viper to his feet and throws him over his shoulder, but Viper slips off and shoves Stank into the ring post shoulder first. Viper grabs a chair and swings it at Stank, but Stank moves out of the way and the chair catches the steel. Viper drops the chair and shakes his hands in pain, Stank gets a running start and spears Viper into the guard rail, then rolls him into the ring. Stank follows Viper into the ring and pulls him to his feet and scoops him up and slams him to the mat, then drops an elbow across his chest. Stank covers and hooks the leg, but Viper rolls the shoulder at two. LD Williams is back on his feet and he climbs back into the ring and he and Stank work together and pull Viper to his feet. Stank hauls Viper up and sets his feet on the top rope and holds his head ready to drop him, but when he turns around to finish the move, Williams charges in and pops him in the mouth with a super kick. Stank slumps to one knee and drops Viper, Viper hits the mat face first. Williams pulls Stank into the center of the ring and kicks him in the mid section and plants him on the mat with a DDT. Williams rolls Stank over and tries to lock on the STF but Stank fights it for all he’s worth. Williams claws at him and hammers away on Stank’s head and finally gets the move locked on, just in time for Viper to come into the ring and kick Williams right in the face knocking him off of Stank. Viper pulls Williams to his feet and hauls him up on his shoulders and hits the GTS! Williams hits the mat and falls out of the ring. Viper turns to Stank who is on one knee and Viper catches him in the back of the head with a kick, then pulls him up and takes him to the mat with a double leg take down and pounces on him and tries to lock on the Anaconda vice, but Stank fights out of it with several stiff shots to Viper’s face. Viper gets to his feet and Stank is slow to get up as well. Donovan charges Stank, but Stank drops him with a shoulder block, then pulls him to his feet and whips him to the ropes just as LD Williams gets on the apron! The impact sends Williams flying off the apron into the guard rail, and Viper staggers backward and Stank grabs him STANK-U! LD Williams tries to interfere again, but Stank side steps his charge and grabs him, spins him around and catches him with a short arm forearm to the mouth, then sends him over the top rope again to the floor. Stank pulls Viper to his feet again and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a snap powerslam, hooks the leg, one, two, three!
WINNER in 27:21 – Stank
Stank grabs his title and falls to the mat clearly exhausted. Viper and Williams roll to the floor. Stank pulls himself to his feet and holds the title high to the delight of the crowd.
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