OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
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BLITZ vs. KARL VON KRUSHBlitz is the first of three debuting OOWF wrestlers tonight, and he takes on current Seattle Pro Wrestling Heavyweight Champion Karl Von Krush. Krush comes to the ring and taunts the ring side fans and sneers at Blitz as he makes his way to the ring. Blitz spring boards to the top rope and flips into the ring, and immediately gets clothes lined to the mat by Krush. Krush stands over Blitz and mocks him for a moment then pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Blitz ducks it and floats around and plants Krush with a DDT. Blitz springs back to his feet and waits for Krush to get to his feet, when he does, Blitz springs off the ropes, gets a good head of steam and plants a knee in the small of Krush’s back, and grabs him as he bends backwards and drops him down small of the back first on his knee. Krush howls in pain and writhes on the mat. Blitz hits the ropes and lands rolling thunder on the small of Krush’s back, then pulls him to his feet again and rocks him with several European uppercuts, then sends him to the ropes and elevates him with a high back body drop. Krush hits the mat hard and Blitz grabs his legs and rolls him over in a Boston Crab and tries for the submission, but Krush makes it to the ropes and forces the break. Blitz is immediately up to his feet and steps outside the ring and waits on the apron. Krush gets to his knees, grabbing his back in pain, and Blitz launches himself over the top rope, springing off the top and clothes lining Krush bending him back awkwardly. Blitz pulls Krush up and lands some stiff kicks to his sides then finishes him with a spinning kick to the mouth that sends him staggering back to the ropes. As Krush comes back to Blitz, Blitz scoops him up and plants him on the mat, then quickly heads to the top rope and hits the Blitz Flip, covers, one, two, three!
WINNER in 3:52 - Blitz
RABBIT vs. FUMUNDA MUNGFumunda Mung comes to us from the Island of Hard Headed Wrestlers according to his biography. He has appeared in an OOWF ring before, and didn’t have much success. He faces Rabbxt tonight, who is making his OOWF debut this week! Mung waits in the ring and Rabbit speeds to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and right between the charging Mung’s legs. Rabbit kips up to his feet as Mung turns around and catches him with a hip toss to the mat, then drops a leg across his chest. Rabbit covers and gets a one count but Mung powers out. Mung is quickly to his feet and tries a wild clothesline, but Rabbit easily ducks it and catches Mung in the face with a spinning heel kick that staggers the big man. Rabbit charges to the corner, scales the ropes and leaps trying for a hurracarana, but Mung catches him and power bombs him to the mat. Mung stands over Rabbit and does the obligatory big man yelling and threatening stuff, then pulls Rabbit to his feet and lines him up for the Mungian Spike! Mung swings, but Rabbit moves out of the way and plants Mung with a float over DDT. Rabbit gets to his feet and hits the ropes, but since he dropped Mung on his head, and you cannot hurt wrestlers from the Island of Hard Headed Wrestlers by dropping them on their heads, Mung springs to his feet and catches the rebounding Rabbit with a super kick to the jaw. Mung scoops Rabbit up and plants him on the mat, then heads to the corner and climbs to the top rope. Rabbit is up and runs over and crotches Mung on the top rope, then leaps up and catches him with an enzuguri to the back of the head sending Mung to the mat. Rabbit keeps him down with a standing Phoenix 450, then quickly makes it to the top rope and hits a 630 splash! Rabbit hooks the leg, one, two, three! The rookie wins in his OOWF debut!
WINNER in 4:12 - Rabbxt
FIREWOMAN vs. PUCK DUPPDupp makes his way to the ring first, he has a bit of an amused look on his face as he climbs between the ropes. Much like Mung, Dupp has made a few appearances in the OOWF before, and his results have been less than spectacular. He waits in the ring as OOWF newcomer, and first competing female wrestler, Firewoman makes her way to the ring. As she climbs between the ropes Dupp bursts into laughter and grabs a mic. Yes, in the OOWF even jobbers get mic time.
Ok, this has to be a joke. When the head honchos told me I would be facing a woman, I assumed that it would be SYB. But they expect me to face an actual woman? (Dupp approaches Firewoman who is standing in the middle of the ring) Listen toots, why don’t you do what comes natural to you and lay down on your back. You let me finish, then afterward you can go into the back and cook me dinner or something. Beside, a pretty thing like you has no business in a mans ring.As Dupp says that he reaches out and touches Firewoman’s cheek, she grabs his arm and pins it behind his back in a hammer lock, then rides him to the mat. She stays on top of Dupp paint brushing the back of his head, and screaming at him “WHO’S THE PRETTY LITTLE BITCH NOW!” Dupp makes it to the ropes and forces the break and slides under the ropes to the floor. Inside the ring Firewoman gets a running start and leaps over the top rope and takes Dupp to the floor. Firewoman waits for Dupp to get to his feet, and when he charges at her, she drop toe holds him into the stairs, then follows that up with a drop kick to the back of the head that opens a gusher that would make Samoa Joe proud. Firewoman rolls Dupp into the ring and he gets to his feet, puts his hand to his head and sees the blood pouring from the head wound, then falls to the mat. Firewoman comes in and mounts Dupp and hammers him with fists to the head until her hands are bloody. She gets off of Dupp and lets him get to his feet, when he does, Firechild nails him with a super kick to the mouth then takes him to the mat with a roll up frankensteiner, sitting on his face for the two count. Dupp is too stunned to realize that Firewoman let him up. As Dupp staggers to his feet, Firewoman springs in the air and hits a spinning knee to the face, then locks on the Cattle Mutilation and Dupp submits!
WINNER in 5:11 - Firewoman
CAPELLAN vs. CANADIAN DRAGONJunior Hale is YOUR referee!
The two circle a bit to start, Cap sliding about on his knees to keep out of CD's grasp. CD pounces but Cap crawls out of the way quickly and is back to his feet in a flash. CD charges again, and Cap drop toe holds him. Standing Guillotine leg drop stuns CD for the moment, but he can't roll CD over quickly enough for a cover. Both back to their feet, the two circling again. This time CD goes low, Cap hopping backward but forced into a corner. CD lunges and monkey flips Cap, who lands on his feet and gets some momentum. CD turns and gets wheel kicked! Cap lands near the ropes but CD falls through to the floor. Hale is checking on CD when Cap hits the corner! DOUBLE SPRINGBOARD PLANCHA SUICIDA! Crowd shouts "Holy shit" and chants "Lucha Libre" when they manage to get back to their feet. Hale starts the ten count as CD hops up to the apron. He sees cap using the barricades to help himself up and decides to add to the pain with an RVD-style spinning leg drop across Cap's neck on the barricade! Hale admonishes them both but is nice enough to restart the ten count. Cap slides to the floor as CD gets to his knees. He lands a couple of forearms to Cap's chest then pulls himself into the ring. Cap is just trying to breathe. Once CD is in, Hale restarts the ten count again! CD starts to argue with the ref about that ruling, only giving Cap more time. Cap pulls himself up to the apron where CD won't see him and grins a little to the crowd. Just as CD shoves the ref Cap launches off the ropes, face planting CD with a seated senton! Cap hits the mat running and lands a low dropkick to CD's face as he gets up! Cap kippups and tries to dropkick CD but he catches both of Cap's legs! OCEAN CYCLONE SUPLEX! Cap bounces hard on the mat, giving CD the few seconds he needs. He gets to his feet, gathers the dazed Capellan and ties him up in a DRAGON SLEEPER! Cap is more or less unconscious from the landing and Hale calls for the bell.
WINNER in 7:35 - Canadian Dragon
FIRECHILD vs. F. FONZWORTH MACCAPPINGTON IIIFirechild enters first, in his normal ring gear of a black vest and jeans, but still with the huge Claymore strapped to his back. The crowd go nuts when he gets into the ring and unbuckles the sword, and the cheers turn to jeers as MacCappington's skirling Pipe music remix of his usual pompy theme strikes up. MacCappington and Lance appear at the top of the ramp and MacCappington motions for quiet and starts to speak.
"Its no that I'm fear, ya see, but A'hm no steepin foot inside that there ring, with yon crabbit uncoothy loon weildin that gae muckle sword!"
The crowd laugh, and the referee looks confused as Firechild doubles up in laughter. MacCappington hands Lance the mike.
"My august master, now displaying his esteemed Caledonian heritage, feels that his opponents bearing what is, let me remind you a deadly weapon in the ring, is both unsporting and could be deemed a health and safety violation, so until the said martial artifact is removed fro his opponent's possession, my master will not be participating this evening."
MacCappington turns to leave, but Firechild goes over to the referee and hands him the Claymore, then motions for MacCappington to bring it. MacCappington seems reticent, but hands Lance his robe, and rolls into the ring. He & Firechild lock up, with Firechild sliding him into a headlock and going for a bulldog, but MacCappington reverses that into a back drop and rolls over Firechild for a one count before he kicks out. MacCappington gets to his feet as Firechild regains his breath and kips up. But MacCappington has Firechild scouted now and BEHEADS him with a clothesline to leave him on his back, clutching his throat and gasping for air. MacCappington mocks Firechild with a little Highland jig then bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow across his chest, further winding the Scots superstar. MacCappington climbs to the top rope, then makes as if to play the bagpipes at the top and dives off, aiming a diving head butt at Firechild's head, but Firechild rolls away and MacCappington hits the canvas hard! He rolls upright, holding his face in agony, but Firechild has gotten to his feet and nails him with a Power Slide in the face. Firechild keeps on MacCappington and hooks him for a Wings of the Phoenix, but Lance slides into the ring and aims a punch at him. Firechild disengages with MacCappington and goes to swing for Lance, but he slides under the bottom rope, and Firechild turns round, only for an upright MacCappington to hook him for an Och-Aye-The-Noo Fae Edinboro. Firechild however, elbows out and spins MacCappington into a DevilDriver and nails it, and makes the cover for...no count. Over in the corner, Lance is handing the referee a wad of money. Firechild looks up and wrath fills his eyes, and he gets up and storms over to confront the referee. The official straightens up and threatens to DQ Firechild, and he backs off, only to be rolled up by MacCappington for a REALLY quick 1-2 NO! Firechild kicks out. MacCappington straightens up and motions to Lance as Firechild gets to his feet. MacCappington pokes Firechild in the eye and again grabs him for the Och-Aye-The-Noo Fae Edinboro and lands it in the middle of the ring, but Firechild again kicks out despite some fast counting from the referee. As Firechild rolls away, Lance slides the Claymore into the ring, and the referee speaks to the announcer.
"Due to one participant's threatening behavior towards the official, the match official has decided to make this match, from this point forward a No Disqualification match!"
Firechild pulls himself up on the ropes, as MacCappington swings the Claymore at him. Firechild ducks the blow on instinct, but takes a nasty clip to the side of the head from the heavy, swinging blade. He staggers across the ring as MacCappington raises the sword again. This time, Firechild jumps backwards as the sword comes down, and it bounces off the ring and up and smacks the bent referee in the face and also makes MacCappington jars his wrists. The referee goes down as Firechild kicks MacCappington in the gut (making him drop the Claymore) and hooks him for a DevilDriver, but Lance again intervenes and punches Firechild in the kidneys. Firechild lets MacCappington go, grabs Lance and nails him with a DevilDriver, then picks up the sword just as another referee runs down. MacCappington gets to his feet, and sees Firechild aiming a killing blow to his head. MacCappington rolls out of the ring as the referee slides in, and MacCappington looks on as Firechild holds the sword high, then makes a dismissive gesture and walks off, forcing the fresh official to count him out!
WINNER, via count-out in 11:18 is FIRECHILD!
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. CONCRETE TGMoose is announced first and comes to the ring with a snarl on his face. He rolls under the bottom rope and slumps in the corner and waits. Crete is announced next and he comes to the ring, eyes fixed on Moose, almost mindlessly slapping hands with the fans as makes his way to the ring. Crete climbs between the ropes and the look of hate between the two men is obvious. Moose pulls himself to his feet and he and Crete go nose to nose in the center of the ring, but not a word is spoken between the two. The bell rings and the stare of mutual hatred erupts into punches. Moose backs Crete into the corner with stiff shots to the side of the head. Crete reverses Moose in the corner and blisters Moose with chops to the chest. Moose rakes the eyes and grabs Crete and runs his head across the top rope, then slings him back into the center of the ring. When Crete gets to his feet, Moose takes him down with a running elbow to the forehead. Moose mounts Crete and hammers away, but Crete quickly reverses position and traps Moose in a fujiwara arm bar that causes Moose to howl in pain. Moose reaches out and grabs the ropes to break the hold. Moose tries to slide under the bottom rope, but Crete pulls him back into the ring and pulls him to his feet and hits a release belly to back suplex that folds Moose up like an accordion. Crete waits for Moose to stand up, then springs off the bottom rope and lands a spinning kick to the face. Crete hooks Moose’s leg and locks on the STF, grinding his forearm across Moose’s face, opening a previous cut and letting blood trickle down his face. Moose fights out of the hold, mostly through biting and gets to his feet, but Crete catches him with a dropkick that sends him over the top rope. Crete charges across the ring and leaps through the ropes, but Moose side steps the dive and Crete hits the floor with a sickening thud. Moose waits for Crete to get to one knee, then hits a running knee lift that puts Crete flat on his back. Moose rolls under the bottom rope to break the count, then comes out on the apron and drops a fist between Crete’s eyes and rolls him under the ropes into the ring. Moose toys with Crete, letting him get to his knees, then kicking him in the face and sending him to the mat. After several kicks, Moose lets Crete get up, kicks him in the mid section and sets him up for a DDT, but Crete slips out of it, slides behind Moose and hits a dragon suplex with a bridge for a two count. Moose springs to his feet and charges, but Crete side steps and sends him to the corner chest first, when Moose staggers backward Crete hits the ropes and clotheslines Moose to the mat. Crete bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across Moose’s chest, covers and gets a two count. Crete climbs to the top rope, but Moose gets to his feet and meets him in the corner and gets under Crete and sets him up for a power bomb out of the corner, but as Moose steps away from the corner, Crete spins around and falls forward in a victory roll, one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 16:09 – Concrete TG
After the match Crete springs to his feet and celebrates, but Moose drops him to the mat with a heart punch. Moose then turns to the ref and argues that it was not a three count. The debate gets heated and Moose grabs the referee by the shirt and threatens a heart punch when POW! Crete nails him with a super kick that sends Moose to the mat. Crete stands over a dazed Moose for a moment, then walks to the back.
BEST FRIENDS FOREVER vs. DEFENESTRATORS – Steel Cage MatchEcosystem & Voltage head to the ring, accompanied by the entire LOADED crew. Hardbody Harris & Chris Alt are out next, standing at the top of the stage while the crowd starts a ‘B-F-F’ chant. They stroll to the ring, high-fiving the crowd along the way. As Alt & Harris hit the ring, the cage begins to lower, making Viper, Hardcore, Phoenix and McCappington scramble to get out of the way. The referee checks the door lock, and calls for the bell. Eco & Volt charge the BFF immediately and begin working them over with a flurry of punches, kicks and thunderous chops. Eco grabs Harris and hurls him head-first into the cage wall. Volt whips Alt into the ropes in time to make the charging Alt crash into the recoiling Harris. The Defenstrators gloat for a moment, giving Hardbody the opportunity to dive at Eco’s knee and send him to the mat. Voltage grabs Harris, only to have his Irish whip reversed into a short-arm clothesline. Meanwhile, Alt is to his feet and peppering Ecosystem with chops and atomic elbows, sending him into the corner. Harris drags Voltage to the opposite corner, and the BFF execute simultaneous shoulder blocks, uppercuts and then climb the bottom turnbuckle and administer stereo 10 count punches, with the crowd counting along louder with each blow. The BFF make eye contact and whip their opponents into each other, but Eco sees it coming, reverses it, and sends Chris Alt into a charging Voltage, who decks him with a vicious clothesline. Harris runs over and is met with a double team back elbow. Voltage points to the door, and as the referee is unlocking it, Alt hurls himself at Voltage, knocking both men in-between the ropes and cage wall. Ecosystem decides to go vertical, and just as he gets to the top turnbuckle and is starting to climb up, Hardbody charges up the ropes and delivers a sick overhead release German suplex from the top rope. Harris and Ecosystem are both writhing in agony on the mat. Alt and Voltage begin exchanging punches, and Alt ducks a discus punch, connecting with a knee to the gut. Scoop slam, Hogan-esque leg drop and Alt is calling for the door. Eco is back up, and catches Alt from behind with a forearm smash, Alt turns around and is greeted with a Greco-Roman thumb to the eye. Alt staggers into a big boot from Voltage, who is met by Harris. They begin exchanging blows, when Alt charges in, scoops up Voltage, and hurls him into an oncoming Eco. Harris calls for the door, but is tripped by Voltage as he walks past him.
On the outside, FFMcCIII runs past the announce table, throws the timekeeper out of his chair and tosses the chair up and over the cage. The chair barely clears the top, landing flat, supported by the corner of the top of the cage. Harris begins shouting at the LOADED members, giving Ecosystem the opportunity to catch him with a sweet dropkick and send him into the cage wall. Harris is busted open! Voltage and Alt have battled into the corner and are chasing one another up to the top rope. Eco follows them up and all three are balanced on the top rope. Punches fly back and forth. Voltage pushes Alt down, crotching him on the ropes. Eco immediately dives at Alt, hitting him with a clothesline. Harris has begun to scale the cage from the other side, unnoticed by the Defenstrators. Voltage climbs to the top of the cage, where the chair is still balanced across the corner of the cage. Eco traps Alt in an over-the-knee backbreaker and holds him in place. Voltage climbs to the top of the cage, stands up on the chair, pauses to catch his balance, and leaps, crashing down into Chris Alt with a HUGE Macho Man elbow!!!! Alt is nearly dead! Ecosystem calls for the door, and the LOADED crew scream at him to hurry up, as Hardbody has cleared the top of the cage and is working his way down! Viper, Hardcore, Phoenix and McCappington scramble to below Harris, who sees Ecosystem climbing through the ropes and down the steps. Harris lets go, and is caught by the LOADED crew, sending all 5 to the floor, with Harris on top of the mass of bodies. Ecosystem hits the floor at the EXACT same moment, and the referee rings the bell. No decision is announced, and the ref confers with the announcer’s video monitors momentarily and gives his decision. “Since Hardbody Harris landed on the other wrestlers and never actually touched the floor.
WINNERS in 18:48 - The Defenstrators!
DAVIN MORELAND vs. RYAN HARDCORE vs. DH MAGNUSSON – OOWF Onslaught Championship I Quit Three Way DanceHardcore and Magnusson are out first, and have a stare down in the ring as Ross fills everyone in on the stips for this one: the title only changes hands if Moreland is the man to Quit, giving his opponents plenty of incentive to work together … to a point. After all, they can't BOTH be the winners. Then the electrifying chords of "Pull Me Under" fill the stadium , the champ makes his appearance, and IT. IS. ON. No surprises as Magnusson and Hardcore quickly double-team the champ, working him over with stiff kicks and blatant closed fists. Hey, they'll be hitting each other with chairs later, so what's a few clenched knuckles between competitors? Moreland's backed into a corner, but now Phantos and Lucios make their way to ringside. The rest of DLP don't actually interfere, but their proximity breaks up the focus of Moreland's opponent and the big man roars back with some meaty chops to Hardcore's chest. These aren't the kind of hand jobs Hardcore favors and he quickly bails out of the ring to let Moreland and Magnusson wear each other down. Smart play there by the thick-wristed one, and the two men in the ring certainly oblige him, with the kind of knock-down, all-out brawling that Funk and Foley would have been proud of. Magnusson's bulldog-like tenacity finally sees him get the edge, and he looks for the Dream Street. Russian Leg Sweep … roll-through … but somehow it is Moreland who comes out with the Dragon Sleeper, in a sweet reversal that shows he's been studying his tapes. Hardcore sees the opportunity and hops up onto the apron, readying himself for a springboard dropkick … and forgetting about Phantos and Lucios. An "accidental" jostle of the ropes later, and the springboard turns into an atomic crotching. Hardcore slumps off the ropes with the kind of pop-eyed overselling we all know and love. Meanwhile, Moreland's really cranking back on the Dragon Sleeper, but Magnusson manages to hook the taller man's leg and lift him … what power from Magnusson as he delivers a bone-crunching suplex! All three men are down as Phantos and Lucios hammer the apron and exhort their DLP compatriot to get to his feet. Hardcore is back up and Magnusson is stirring, struggling to rise, but Moreland is still out … what's this? Phantos rolls in a bottle of
Aquafina! Moreland just manages to reach out and pull the bottle to his lips. Body shaking! Fists clenching! Foot stamping! Moreland Aquafinas up! Hardcore charges, but Moreland slams the bottle in his face. Hardcore sells some plastic and a pint of water like it’s a steel chair, flopping to the mat and twitching. Moreland does a Stone Cold-esque corner mount to splash the remainder of the bottle in his mouth. But Magnusson is back on his feet and the champ eats a running dropkick to the back. Moreland somersaults over the turnbuckle and crashes down on his stable mates. All three members of DLP are down in a spot that deserves every single one of the "Holy Shits" it provokes. Magnusson looks ready to follow up, but Hardcore slides into the ring and BLASTS him from behind with a steel chair! Two! Three! Four massive chair shots! Magnusson is DEAD~! Hardcore stoops over Magnusson …what's that he's got? Handcuffs! I guess he's kinky as well as hardcore! He cuffs Magnusson the ropes and turns to go after Moreland, but Phantos and Lucios are stirring. They get to their feet, obviously ready to intervene … and the Defenestrators explode out of the crowd! Pier six four man action on the outside sees P&L and Eco & Voltage brawl their way to the back. Hardcore meanwhile rolls the woozy Moreland back inside and lies in with boots to the head. Moreland's face is a CRIMSON MASK! Hardcore gouges at the cut, trying to widen it, screaming at Moreland to give up, but Moreland just grits his teeth and snarls. Magnusson's struggling to get free in the background but he's helpless due to the cuffs. Hardcore has snapped! He goes under the ring and pulls out a table, slides it under the ropes, and sets it up in the far corner from Magnusson. Then he rolls Moreland on top and climbs on as well. What's he setting up for? OH MY GAWD~! The crowd (and Ross) go crazy as they realize that Hardcore's planning a KUDO DRIVER OFF THE TABLE IN THE RING TO THE FLOOR~! I guess he really IS Hardcore! Ross pleads with someone to stop the madness as Hardcore sets up for a move that could end lives, let alone careers. Surely, surely Moreland must quit, if only out of self-preservation! "I QUIT." There it is! Hardcore releases Moreland, raising his arms in victory! Then he pauses, as he realizes it wasn't Moreland who spoke. Sure enough, on the other side of the ring, DH Magnusson has managed to get his free hand to a microphone! "I quit!" he repeats, "You hear me, you damn lunatic? I quit! I won't let you kill a man just for a belt." Hardcore is PISSED. He comes after the still cuffed Magnusson, and starts lying in the boots once more, but then there is a roar from behind him and a bloodied Moreland clotheslines him right out of the ring. Hardcore bails to the back as an exhausted Moreland drops to his knees and glares at Magnusson. It's clear the champ doesn't take too kindly to the other man's decision, even if it did save his belt, his career, and possibly his very life.
WINNER IN 10:32 -- Davin Moreland is STILL your Onslaught Champion!
LOS DEFENESTRATORS vs. PHANTOS & LUCIOS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Elimination MatchVoltaje and Lucios start off, Lucios getting the upper hand. Belly to belly suplex and a quick cover gets two, and Volt bails to the floor. Phantos tosses him back in and Lucios works him over. Volt trips him up and chokes him with the ropes, forcing a break, and Volt tags in Ecosistema. Eco in with a Muta like elbow drop, then a soccer kick. Another kick fails however, as Lucios trips him up and catapults him to the corner, where Phantos gets a cheap shot in. He tags in, some judo kicks in the corner, then a snapmare out. Dropkick to the back of the head, and he tags back to Lucios. Stiff arm drag, and Lucios uses his size to leverage Eco down on the mat. Eco fights tot he ropes though and gets a break. Lucios in, but Eco goes to the eyes and slugs him down from behind. Tag Volt, and he comes in with a tornado DDT that gets two. Some chops in the corner, and Volt tries to monkey flip him out, but Lucios collapse on top of him! One, two, but Eco makes the save, drawing in Phantos and we get a brawl. Mass slug out, and Phantos takes down Eco. Lucios dumps Volt to the floor. P&L set up for a Rocket Launcher, but Volt sneaks in with a title belt and NAILS Lucios in the back of the head! Referee Barros calls for the DQ and EL VOLTAJE is ELIMINATED at 8:44. Lucios is out though, and Eco desperately makes the cover as Volt drag Phantos off the apron, and Eco gets the pin! LUCIOS is ELIMINATED at 9:03. So it's down to Ecosistema and Phantos, and they chain wrestle in he middle of the ring, Phantos getting the upper hand, but then Eco slithers out and gains the advantage. Phantos to his feet and backs Eco to a corner... clean break, if a little verbal. Shoving match out of the corner and Phantos shoves Eco back in and chops away. Up top for some punches, but Eco yanks Phantos' leg out from under him and Phantos tweaks the other one on the landing. Eco opens up on the leg, kicking away at it. Shin breaker into a figure four, but Phantos cradles him for two. Back up and Eco sweeps him back down. Eco goes back to the figure four and it works. Phantos is able to make the ropes and force a break. Eco back up and drags him back to the center. Back to the figure four again, but this time, Phantos kicks him off and into the corner. Schoolboy! One, two, but Eco kicks out. Up and Phantos is favoring the bad wheel, but he slugs away. To the ropes, backdrop. Clothesline. Eco comes back with his own, but Phantos ducks and gets a backslide for two. Phantos pulls himself up with the ropes, and Eco clips his knee. Eco up top for some flippy shit, and Phantos moves out of the way. Phantos looks for a superkick, but Eco ducks and grabs a waistlock. Phantos reverses to his own... German suplex. Phantos bridges, but his knee gives out and they collapse down. Barros checks the shoulders... one, two, three! P&L have WON THE TITLES!! But wait... Barros rules that BOTH men's shoulders were down - and the replay verifies it - and Barros rules the match a
WINNER - DRAW at 16:35.
OUTBACK JACK vs. KNIFE – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchKnife comes to the ring and looks a little more…..clerical than normal. He is wearing a long robe and walks with his hands folded in prayer. Knife climbs between the ropes and immediately kneels in the corner, deep in meditative prayer. The champion Outback Jack is out next, and he stops at the top of the ramp and slams a beer before heading to the ring. He climbs between the ropes and hands his title to the referee, ready for a fight, but Knife doesn’t move. Jack waits, and finally the referee calls for the bell, but Knife still doesn’t move out of the corner. Finally Jack approaches and grabs Knife by the shoulder, but Knife explodes up, grabs Jack by the head and hits a stunner that sends Jack back into the ring flat on his back. Knife gets to his feet and takes off his robe and uses it to choke Jack until the referee threatens disqualification. Finally Knife tosses the robes aside and pulls Jack to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him in the face with an elbow. Jack staggers and Knife scoops him up and plants him on the mat, then looks to the heavens and drops a knee across Jack’s forehead. Knife covers, but Jack kicks out at one. Knife pulls Jack to a sitting position and plants several knees to the middle of his back, then slams him back to the mat and lands a kick to the face. Knife pulls Jack to the corner and climbs to the top rope and tries a praying moonsault, but Jack gets his knees up in time. Knife falls to the mat and flails around clutching his stomach in pain. Jack gets to his feet and measures Knife, and when he gets to his hands and knees, Jack sends him tumbling with a kick to the ribs. Jack pulls Knife to his feet and sends him to the ropes and buries a knee in his mid section on the rebound that sends Knife out of the ring. Jack follows him to the outside and pulls him to his feet and tries to whip him into the stairs, but Knife reverses it and sends Jack shoulder first into the stairs. Knife drops to one knee momentarily and utters a prayer, then waits for Jack to get to his feet. When he does, Knife unleashes the Right Hand of God, a straight right to the temple. Jack never saw it coming and it dims his lights. Jack staggers and Knife kicks him low and hits the Devine Intervention(Tiger Bomb) on the floor. Outback Jack may be dead. Knife stands and looks at his work, and doesn’t notice that the referee has been counting the entire time. By the time he does realize it, the referee hits ten and both men are counted out.
WINNER – No Contest – Double Countout in 20:01
STANK & SPIN HANSEN vs. LD WILLIAMS & DONOVAN VIPERDonovan Viper enters first, followed by L.D. Williams. They confer in their corner as Drink and Destroy make their entrance. A great deal of trash is talked by all four men, before referee Angelo Barros orders everyone to their corners. L.D. Williams and Spin Hansen opt to start for their teams. They lock up, and Williams grabs a headlock. Spin tries to shoot him off, but Williams hangs on, so Spin pulls him back and hits a belly-to-back suplex. Williams rolls to his feet, ducks a punch, and sweeps Spin’s legs. Williams hits the ropes and goes for a leg drop, but Spin rolls out of the way and gets up.
They circle again. Williams dodges a lock up and dropkicks Spin in the back, sending him into the corner and Viper’s waiting fist. Spin stumbles back, and Williams lifts him into a belly-to-back suplex, making a tag mid-move. Viper slingshots over the ropes and drives an elbow into Spin’s throat as he hits the mat. Viper covers, but Spin kicks out at two. Viper goes for the Death Elbow as Spin gets up, but Spin ducks and levels Viper with a spinning back fist. Spin pounces, attacking with punches and kicks. Viper reverses an Irish whip and pulls Spin back into an overhead belly to belly suplex. Both men get to their feet and Viper catches Spin with a kick to the midsection. He goes for a DDT but Spin blocks and punches his way free. He throws Viper to the ropes and turns him inside out with a clothesline. He forgoes the cover and rolls to his corner to make the tag.
Stank storms across the ring and levels Viper as he starts to get up. Stank hits the opposite ropes and hits a splash, hooking the leg for two. He pulls Viper to his feet and lifts him in a delayed vertical suplex, pointing at Williams before driving Viper to the mat. Williams vaults the ropes, but is stopped by Barros. Stank picks Viper up and slings him into the D&D corner. Stank keeps the advantage, rocking Viper with a series of body shots. As he pulls Viper out of the corner, Williams steps into the ring, drawing Barros’ attention and allowing Viper to nail a low blow. Stank staggers back and Viper takes him down with a shoulder block, stopping to kick him in the head before making the tag.
Williams comes in and waits for Stank to get up. As he reaches his feet, Williams shoots the leg, rolls him over, and goes for the STF. Stank reaches out and pulls himself to the ropes before Williams can lock on the hold. Williams rolls to his feet, and points to his head and smirks at Stank as he gets up. They move in to lock up. Stank brushes aside a punch from Williams, grabs him and drives him to the mat with a power bomb. He hangs onto the legs and tries to lock on a sharpshooter. Williams flips out, flopping across the mat and dragging himself under the ropes to the floor. Stank lets him go, waits for Williams to get up, and repeats his gestures. Viper joins Williams on the floor and they discuss their strategy – until Spin vaults the top rope and levels both men. Spin rolls right back to his feet and proceeds to stomp on both men. Stank hops out of the ring to join the fun. Williams and Viper are both driven into the railing and pummeled. D&D go for stereo Irish whips, but Viper and Williams reverse. Viper hits a kick to the midsection and a DDT on Stank, and Williams drives Stank into the apron and stuffs hum into the ring. Viper climbs on the apron and waits for Spin to get up. He runs across the apron and hits a diving Death Elbow!! Both men hit the railing and go down. Inside the ring, Williams pulls Stank up, plants him with a DDT, and locks on the STF. Stank roars in pain, but will not give up. Williams cranks the hold in tighter, but Stank still refuses to submit. Finally, after long minutes, Spin drags himself into the ring and dives at Williams to break the hold. Viper is back in the ring as well, and he and Williams attack Spin, taking him down with a tandem suplex and stereo elbow drops. As they get up, Stank launches himself to his feet and levels them both with a clothesline. The effort takes most of his remaining energy, and he collapses against the ropes. Viper and Williams get slowly to their feet, and Stank turns to face them. He tries to fight them off, but is over powered. Viper and Williams throw him to the ropes and follow right behind him, knocking him over the ropes to the floor. Spin gets shakily to his feet as Viper and Williams turn around. They grab Spin and Viper goes high while Williams goes low, hitting the Total Elimination. Viper falls on Spin and hooks the leg as Williams blocks Stank’s entrance to the ring. Angelo Barros counts the three.
WINNER, in 26:47, Donovan Viper and L.D. Williams.
After the match: Stank throws Williams aside and goes after Viper who slides out of the ring. Williams and Viper limp up the ramp, arms raised, while Stank stands protectively over Spin and seethes.
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