Post by mooseheadjack on May 27, 2009 13:52:38 GMT -5
F. Fonzworth MacCappington[/u]
Name: "The Pride of Fresno" F.F. Capslock
Height: 6'11
Weight: 342
Face/Heel/Neutral: Heel in America,
Canada, Mexico and Japan. Hugely over face reaction in Fresno, California
Build: Doughey, yet intimidating
Physical Description: A shorter Big Show body with Billy Gibbons of ZZTop's head.
Entrance Music: "For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)"- AC/DC
Finisher and Description of Finisher: "The Spirit of Fresno"- A 360 toprope back rake, with opponant facing away the giant leaps off the turnbuckle, spins and rakes the back. (standard setup for the Spirit of Fresno is an old school thumb to the eye)
Submission Finisher: "The Figure Foreskin"- Just a really childish name for a standing Figure Four leglock
Style: Mostly frantic attemts at any move that will be over with the crowd followed by Hogan-style listening for cheers which are never heard. Really into the running back elbow, 16 or 17 times per match. Oversells even the most pathetic offense from opponants.
Background: Little is known about FFC. He showed up in the OOWF with a mission. To take out the As Yet Unnamed Face Faction for an UNKNOWN EMPLOYER. His obsession with keeping an unblemished record started with his stunning victory over Smark in his debut match on February sixteenth in Dry Fork, Wyoming. He drives and lives in his VW Microbus. He doesn't make much money. Probably why he's doing the freelance work for the UNKNOWN EMPLOYER. Who could it be!? Will the plan succeed!? Damn, what an intertaining storyline!!
Name: F. Fonzworth MacCappington III
Hometown: Pacific Heights, CA
Height: 6'11
Weight: 342
Build: Doughey, yet intimidating.
Moves: Greetings From Pacific Heights (Greetings from Asbury Park), The Spirit Of Pacific Heights (No Laughing Matter)
Known Associates: Lance the Butler, LOADED
Bio: Since February of 2005, FF Capslock was the tallest and second heaviest man in the OOWF. He was directionless and large and didn't do much of anything until he met his counterpart in the heaviest and second tallest man in the OOWF, Stank. They formed Drink & Destroy, the greatest tag team in the history of wrestling. Unfortunately, much like Kane & Big Show, they were division killers and had to break up for the good of the tag team division. Stank went on to become the World Champion so Capslock doesn't feel at all bad about the fact that he sort of abandoned him a second time due to his occassional need to disappear without explaination. Capslock was looking for a new gimmick and when his crazy uncle died and left him multiple millions of dollars, he burned down his place in Fresno and bought top property in Pacific Heights, he shaved his trademark ZZ Top beard and sold the fuck out like nobody's business. He also changed his name...a couple times...He's F. Fonzworth MacCappington III for the time being. What will his name be next week? Tune in to find out!
Turn-ons: Breasts
Turn-offs: Balls
Ryan Hardcore[/u]
Name: Ryan Hardcore (w/ Lauren Phoenix)
Height: 6'
Weight: 225 lbs.
Hometown: Riverside, CA
Alignment: Heel
Build: Something right between CM Punk and The Miz
Physical Description: Black hair with fuchsia highlights, fashioned into a fauxhawk. Tattoos scattered up and down both arms. Black tights (like, the Speedo-esque kind) with fuchsia "RH" on the front, two fuchsia handprints on the back. Color coordination, baby.
Entrance Music: Cobra Starship - Keep It Simple
Finishing Moves: The Facial (Reverse STO), Key Party (Ki Crusher)
Signature Moves: Threesome (Three Amigos), Pearl Necklace (Top Rope Lariat)
...and, being a heel, Lauren will intervene on my behalf when the ref's back is turned with her own signature move: The Uppercunt (an uppercut to the crotch)
Style: Not too mat based, not too high flying.
Backstory: Hardcore graduated high school in the top 3% of this class, but turned down college scholarships in favor of attending wrestling school. Got a job as a PA for Wicked Pictures to earn money for the school; was offered a ten picture deal after camera was accidentally left on during a wild on-set after party. Crashed on the couches of many co-stars in order to save money… and for other reasons, too. After honing his skills, decided to make a break for the big time, but decided he would do better with a pretty girl on his arm… enter Phoenix. Hardcore's hobbies include punk music and frequenting the Casual Encounters page on Craigslist.
Name: "The Pride of Fresno" F.F. Capslock
Height: 6'11
Weight: 342
Face/Heel/Neutral: Heel in America,
Canada, Mexico and Japan. Hugely over face reaction in Fresno, California
Build: Doughey, yet intimidating
Physical Description: A shorter Big Show body with Billy Gibbons of ZZTop's head.
Entrance Music: "For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)"- AC/DC
Finisher and Description of Finisher: "The Spirit of Fresno"- A 360 toprope back rake, with opponant facing away the giant leaps off the turnbuckle, spins and rakes the back. (standard setup for the Spirit of Fresno is an old school thumb to the eye)
Submission Finisher: "The Figure Foreskin"- Just a really childish name for a standing Figure Four leglock
Style: Mostly frantic attemts at any move that will be over with the crowd followed by Hogan-style listening for cheers which are never heard. Really into the running back elbow, 16 or 17 times per match. Oversells even the most pathetic offense from opponants.
Background: Little is known about FFC. He showed up in the OOWF with a mission. To take out the As Yet Unnamed Face Faction for an UNKNOWN EMPLOYER. His obsession with keeping an unblemished record started with his stunning victory over Smark in his debut match on February sixteenth in Dry Fork, Wyoming. He drives and lives in his VW Microbus. He doesn't make much money. Probably why he's doing the freelance work for the UNKNOWN EMPLOYER. Who could it be!? Will the plan succeed!? Damn, what an intertaining storyline!!
Name: F. Fonzworth MacCappington III
Hometown: Pacific Heights, CA
Height: 6'11
Weight: 342
Build: Doughey, yet intimidating.
Moves: Greetings From Pacific Heights (Greetings from Asbury Park), The Spirit Of Pacific Heights (No Laughing Matter)
Known Associates: Lance the Butler, LOADED
Bio: Since February of 2005, FF Capslock was the tallest and second heaviest man in the OOWF. He was directionless and large and didn't do much of anything until he met his counterpart in the heaviest and second tallest man in the OOWF, Stank. They formed Drink & Destroy, the greatest tag team in the history of wrestling. Unfortunately, much like Kane & Big Show, they were division killers and had to break up for the good of the tag team division. Stank went on to become the World Champion so Capslock doesn't feel at all bad about the fact that he sort of abandoned him a second time due to his occassional need to disappear without explaination. Capslock was looking for a new gimmick and when his crazy uncle died and left him multiple millions of dollars, he burned down his place in Fresno and bought top property in Pacific Heights, he shaved his trademark ZZ Top beard and sold the fuck out like nobody's business. He also changed his name...a couple times...He's F. Fonzworth MacCappington III for the time being. What will his name be next week? Tune in to find out!
Turn-ons: Breasts
Turn-offs: Balls
Ryan Hardcore[/u]
Name: Ryan Hardcore (w/ Lauren Phoenix)
Height: 6'
Weight: 225 lbs.
Hometown: Riverside, CA
Alignment: Heel
Build: Something right between CM Punk and The Miz
Physical Description: Black hair with fuchsia highlights, fashioned into a fauxhawk. Tattoos scattered up and down both arms. Black tights (like, the Speedo-esque kind) with fuchsia "RH" on the front, two fuchsia handprints on the back. Color coordination, baby.
Entrance Music: Cobra Starship - Keep It Simple
Finishing Moves: The Facial (Reverse STO), Key Party (Ki Crusher)
Signature Moves: Threesome (Three Amigos), Pearl Necklace (Top Rope Lariat)
...and, being a heel, Lauren will intervene on my behalf when the ref's back is turned with her own signature move: The Uppercunt (an uppercut to the crotch)
Style: Not too mat based, not too high flying.
Backstory: Hardcore graduated high school in the top 3% of this class, but turned down college scholarships in favor of attending wrestling school. Got a job as a PA for Wicked Pictures to earn money for the school; was offered a ten picture deal after camera was accidentally left on during a wild on-set after party. Crashed on the couches of many co-stars in order to save money… and for other reasons, too. After honing his skills, decided to make a break for the big time, but decided he would do better with a pretty girl on his arm… enter Phoenix. Hardcore's hobbies include punk music and frequenting the Casual Encounters page on Craigslist.