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OOWF Bloodbath in Paradise 2
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DH MAGNUSSON vs. YOUSEF HAMMURABIYousef “The Hammer” Hammurabi is the Middle-East All-Star Championship Wrestling heavyweight champion. He makes his way to the ring to the boos of the crowd. He ignores the crowd and unrolls his prayer rug and sets his title before it and kneels down to pray. This is obviously a non-title match. His opponent, the returning DH Magnusson, is announced and makes his way to the ring. The fans go crazy for Magnusson, enough so that he stops and looks around and waves, acknowledging the cheers of the crowd. Magnusson actually reappeared in the OOWF last week when he saved Outback Jack from a brutal beat down at the hands of kz and Poe. Magnusson steps between the ropes and moves to the corner to once again acknowledge the fans when Hammurabi gets up from his prayer rug, grabs his title and charges across the ring and BLASTS Magnusson on the back of the head! Magnusson falls to his knees and Hammurabi tosses the title aside and hammers him with kicks and punches, keeping Magnusson in the corner with chokes. The referee has called for the bell and he kicks the title out of the ring and begins the five count for Hammurabi to break the hold.
Hammurabi finally breaks the choke and pulls DH to his feet and sends him to the opposite corner and follows him in with a clothesline, then grabs DH for a bulldog, but DH lifts him and throws Hammurabi across the ring. Yousef hits and gets to his knees and sees a clearly pissed off DH Magnusson advancing on him. Hammurabi tries to beg for mercy, but Magnusson is not interested. His steady approach becomes a run, and he kicks Hammurabi right in the face, sending him to the mat, then out of the ring.
Magnusson follows Hammurabi out of the ring and pulls him up, scoops him up and drops him throat first onto the guardrail. Hammurabi begs off again, but Magnusson follows him. HE grabs Hammurabi again and pulls him to his feet, but in a flash, Hammurabi grabs him in a side head lock, pulls a shiv from his tights and repeatedly jabs Magnusson in the face with it! DH grabs his face and staggers away and drops to his knees, when he pulls his hands away we can see he is bleeding. Hammurabi grabs Magnusson and tilts his head back and looks like he is going for the throat slash with the shiv! Magnusson springs to his feet, grabs Hammurabi and hits a STUNNER! Hammurabi’s head snaps back, he drops the shiv, and falls to the floor. Magnusson rolls him back into the ring and follows him, clearly pissed off again.
DH pulls Hammurabi off the mat and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a power slam on the rebound. DH gets to his feet, hits the ropes and drops a big elbow across Hammurabi’s chest. DH is not done though. He pulls Hammurabi up again and lifts him for a suplex, then DRIVES him to the mat with a brain buster! Hammurabi is dead. But that doesn’t seem to matter, Magnusson pulls him up one more time, grabs him, and hits the DREAM STREET! DH cinches in the Dragon Sleeper and after a few seconds, Hammurabi taps out.
YOUR WINNER in 5:05 by SUBMISSION – DH Magnusson!MATT FOLZ vs. MATTEOOWF newcomer Matt Folz makes his way to the ring first. The crowd boos him loudly, but he just ignores them and steps between the ropes and heads to the corner. Matte is announced next and he makes his way to the ring accompanied by fellow TEAM TeAM members Ecosystem and Tytan. They get to ringside and huddle, and you can hear Eco repeating the mantra of “worker smarter, not harder.” Matte nods and rolls into the ring and remains slumped in the corner. The referee calls for the bell, and this match is underway.
When the bell rings, Matte does not move, he remains in the corner glaring at Folz. Folz has had enough and shoves the referee aside and charges into the corner after Matte, but Matte falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring, then reaches in and grabs Folz’s legs and pulls him to the mat, then POSTS him jewels first on the post. Folz howls in pain, and Matte slides back into the ring and puts the boots to him, then lifts him to his feet and hits a belly to back suplex, covers, but only gets a one count. Both men get to their feet and Matte tries a clothesline, but Folz ducks it and spins Matte around and catches him with a forearm to the kidneys, then sends him to the ropes with a knee to the back. When Matter rebounds off the ropes, Folz grabs him from behind and drops him across his knee with a back breaker. Folz covers, but Matte kicks out at two.
Folz pulls Matte to his feet and lifts him up and drops him again with a pendulum back breaker on his knee. With Matte on the mat, Folz grabs his legs and flips him over in a Boston crab. Matte grunts in pain, but will not submit. He begins that long arduous crawl toward the ropes, finally reaching the bottom rope after enduring several minutes of pain, and forcing the break. Folz releases the hold and Matte pulls himself to his feet using the ropes and Folz charges trying a clothesline, but Matte ducks it and backdrops Folz over the top rope to the floor. Folz hits hard, and inside the ring, Matte bounds off the opposite ropes and dives over the top rope and takes Folz out just as he gets to his feet. Matte rolls Folz back into the ring and covers, but Matt kicks out at two.
Matte gets daring and heads to the corner and climbs to the top rope, but Folz is back on his feet and he charges across the ring, runs the turnbuckles, and throws Matte off the top with a release belly to belly suplex! Matte soars across the ring and lands HARD. Folz covers, but Matte kicks out at two. Folz pulls him to his feet and Matte tries a kick to the mid section, but Folz ducks it, then traps Matte in the ANKLE LOCK! Folz pulls Matte to the middle of the ring, then grape vines the leg and falls to the mat. Matte struggles, but as Folz twists the ankle harder, he has no choice but to submit.
YOUR WINNER in 8:29 by SUBMISSION – Matt Folz!ALEXANDER DARLING vs. ANDERS DENIAL – Steel Cage MatchAlexander Darling comes out with Alexis and makes his way to the cage without looking at the fans, his sister, or anything else. Alexis tries to say something to him, but Alex brushes her aside and steps into the cage. Darling stalks around the ring and tests the cage, he has a strange look in his eyes tonight. Anders Denial is announced and he slowly makes his way to the ring, relishing the boos from the crowd. He gets to the cage door and looks at Alexis for a moment. A strange look passes over Alexis’ face, and she takes a few steps back from Denial. He laughs that creepy silent laugh of his and steps into the cage and walks right to the middle of the ring and eyes Alexander as the referee locks the cage door.
As soon as the referee turns around Darling charges across the ring and NAILS Denial with a right cross. The mysterious man from Norway drops to one knee, and Darling keeps up the assault, hammering him with shots to the head. Alex grabs Denial and sends him into the steel face first, on the rebound he catches him with a spine buster. Darling doesn’t even bother to cover, instead he pulls Denial to the ropes and chokes him on the bottom rope. Darling pulls him off the bottom rope and pulls him to the middle of the ring and scoops him up and plants him on the mat, then bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across Denial’s chest. Darling covers, but Denial kicks out at two.
Darling pulls Denial to his feet and tries a whip to the cage, but Denial reverses it and sends Alex face first into the steel, when Darling bounces off the cage and staggers back toward Denial, Denial catches him with a boot to the face. Denial stands and looks around at the crowd, a lot of them are booing him. He laughs and pulls Darling to his feet and sends him into the cage again, then stands over him after he hits the mat, and pulls a blade from his tights. To prove it is real, he drags it across the exposed part of his head above his mask, and immediately blood flows from his forehead. Denial pulls Darling to a sitting position and holds the blade high in the air, then swipes it across Darling's forehead, once, twice, three times! Darling howls in pain as his face seems to explode with blood. Denial laughs and carefully puts the blade away. Darling falls to the mat, trying to get up and the blood is running off his head and forming a puddle on the mat. Denial catches him with a kick to the ribs, then pulls him to his feet, hefts him on his shoulders and starts an airplane spin! The speed of the spin is sending blood all over the canvas, after Denial turns several times, the ring looks like the scene of a slaughter. He drops Darling, and staggers a few steps, but does not cover, he is not done inflicting punishment yet. Denial pulls Darling to his feet and runs him into all four sides of the cage, spraying the fans in the front row with Darling's blood. Alex falls back to the mat, and finally Denial covers, but Darling kicks out at two. The punishment will continue.
Denial pulls Darling to his feet and peppers him with shots to the face. Darling tries to cover up, but the blood is pouring off his face and into his eyes. We are talking Muta levels of gore here. Denial backs Darling into the corner and HAMMERS him with European uppercuts, then lifts him and sets him on the top rope and climbs up for a superplex, but Darling blocks the move and hammers Denial in the ribs with punches, an elbow to the neck nearly takes him off the top rope, but Darling grabs him before he can fall by the throat and leaps of the top rope with a FLYING CHOKESLAM! Darling hits the mat and traps Denial in an ANACONDA VICE! Could Darling make Denial submit? Darling wrenches on the move, still trying to shake the blood from his eyes. Denial is starting to fade, then reaches up with his free hand and pokes Darling in the eyes forcing the break. Denial crawls to the corner and tries to get his bearings back, Darling crawls to the ropes and pulls himself to his feet, Alex has got to be weak from blood loss.
In the corner Denial sees Darling pulling himself to his feet using the ropes, and struggling mightily to do it. Denial starts to chop in the corner waiting for Alex to turn around. We can see Darling is struggling to remain conscious, as he gets to his feet, he stands up and staggers into the middle of the ring, Denial explodes out of the corner at Darling with the BUSINESS SIDE, but Darling was playing a little possum, he catches Denial and hits the DARLING DRIVER! Darling can't cover right away though! He crawls across the ring and falls across Denial, one. two, thre.....NO! Denial JUST rolls his shoulder! Alex gets to his feet and lands a hard kick to Denial's ribs, then heads to the corner and starts climbing. Darling gets to the top rope, but Denial is on his feet and he staggers to the corner and keeps Darling from finishing a move. Denial starts climbing the cage as well, soon they are both on the top rope, and make their way to the top of the cage.
With both men straddling the top of the cage, Darling goes into Beast mode and unleashes a barrage of punches on Denial, slamming his head into the top of the cage, and biting him, anything to get him to fall. Denial fights back but neither can do anything to knock the other off. Finally, Darling resorts to something drastic, he wipes a handful of blood from his face and smears it in Denial's eyes blinding him! Denial tries to clear his eyes, but Darling gets a foothold on the cage, and swings around and catches Denial upside the head with a hard kick sending him crashing to the mat!
Alexander Darling steadies himself and climbs to the top of the cage, and stares down at Denial with contempt and hate, then tries the DARK DARLING RISING! but Anders Denial moves out of the way and Darling SLAMS into the mat! Denial drags himself across the ring where Darling lies gasping for breath, fighting to stay conscious. Denial drapes an arm across Darling's chest, and the referee drops to the mat and gives the one, two, three!
YOUR WINNER in 15:28 by PINFALL - Anders Denial!Denial makes his way to the back, barely. Alexander Darling slowly gets to his feet, and gets a surprising ovation from the crowd. After a few seconds of this, Poe appears at the top of the ramp, and beckons for Darling to come to the back. EMT's try to help Darling, but Poe snarls and Darling shoves them away and he slowly limps to Poe. Poe stares at him, and Darling drops to his knees with his head down waiting for the inevitable blow, but Poe steps aside and points to the back. Darling gets to his feet and heads to the back.
OUTBACK JACK vs. NAYROutback Jack comes to the ring and looks a little worse for the wear after the attack by kz and Poe last week. He steps between the ropes to the cheers of the crowd, but he barely acknowledges them, he seems to be completely lost in his own thoughts. Nayr is announced next, and he sprints to the ring and slides under the bottom rope, but as soon as he hits the ring, a strange look comes over Outback Jack and he charges across the ring and catches Nayr with a boot right to the face. Jack pulls Nayr to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but Nayr springs onto the middle rope and leaps back and catches Jack with a clothesline that takes him to the mat. Nayr bounces right back to his feet and when Jack gets up, Nayr takes him to the mat with a deep arm drag. Both men pop up again and Nayr hits a perfect drop kick that catches Jack on the jaw and sends him to the corner. Nayr kips up and runs to the corner and monkey flips Jack out of the corner, but Jack lands on his feet and runs to the ropes, Nayr stays on the mat and Jack steps over him, on the rebound Nayr ducks and Jack leap frogs him, Nayr runs the ropes in the opposite direction, and both men try a cross body block and collide in mid air and hit the mat. On the mat, Jack grabs Nayr’s arm and wrings it, then traps him in a top wrist lock, slowly working to his feet putting all the pressure on Nayr, keeping him on the mat. Jack adds to the pain with several hard kicks to the back.
Nayr slowly gets to his feet and works over to the ropes, he grabs the top rope and flips out of the arm wringer, then leaps to the top rope and springs onto Jack’s shoulders and hits a hurracarana that sends OBJ across the ring. Jack gets to his feet and Nayr rocks him with several European uppercuts, then sends him to the ropes and does that weird body scissor/bulldog thing that Rey does. Nayr hooks Jack’s arm and rolls him over and covers, but he can only get a two count. Jack slowly gets to his feet and Nayr hits the ropes again, and once again tries a cross body block, but this time Jack catches the much smaller Nayr, then spins him down and drops him across his knee with a back breaker, and holds him there trying for a submission, but Nayr won’t quit, and he forces the break with several knees to Jack’s head. Jack is staggered a bit, and backs to the corner, Nayr charges into the corner, but Jack side steps and Nayr SLAMS into the ring post shoulder and head first! Nayr remains hanging there, Jack grabs him and pulls him to his feet, runs him across the ring and LAUNCHES him over the top rope to the floor.
Jack slowly leaves the ring and stalks around the ring to Nayr, who is dazed from the shot to the ring post, and then the fall to the floor. Jack measures him and lands a nice Randy Orton kick to the side of the head that sends Nayr back to the floor. Jack pulls Nayr to his feet, he is starting to get a mixed reaction from the crowd now, and runs him face first into the ring post. Nayr’s head snaps back and he hits the floor, his eyes a little glassy from the punishment. Jack rolls him back into the ring and follows, but decides not to cover him, opting instead to grab the back of his head and HAMMER him with rights to the face until a dark bloody spot spreads across his mask. Then Jack goes for the cover, but Nayr kicks out at two. Jack pulls him to his feet and hits a snap suplex and floats over, but Nayr is out again at two. Jack shows a little frustration and barks at the referee to make a faster count.
Jack slowly pulls Nayr off the mat and sends him into the corner and then follows him in for a shoulder to the mid section, but Nayr hops to the top rope and catches Jack with a sunset flip as he comes in. Jack kicks out at two and gets to his feet, but Nayr beats him to the punch by springing to the middle rope and leaping and catching him with a shining wizard! Jack is staggered! Nayr grabs him by the head and pulls him into the corner and hits a TORNADO DDT! Nayr covers but Jack kicks out at two. Nayr gets to his feet first, a little wobbly, and heads to the corner. But Outback Jack catches him on the top rope and he climbs up there as well. The two of them fight on the top rope, tenuously keeping their balance. Nayr tries several shots to the head to knock Jack off, but Jack holds onto the top rope, then knocks Nayr’s feet from beneath him, crotching him on the top rope. Jack lifts Nayr and spins him around so he is facing the crowd, then grabs him from behind and…..oh no, not THIS! Jack has him hooked, and hits a TOP ROPE CHOMP!! OH MY GOD! NAYR IS DEAD! But Jack is not QUITE done yet, he grabs a barely conscious Nayr and traps him in the CROCODILE HUNTER! Nayr’s eyes roll into the back of his head, before the referee can even check, Crete runs to ringside and throws the towel in ending the match, and perhaps saving his partner.
YOUR WINNER in 10:42 by SUBMISSION – Outback Jack!After the match, Jack and Crete exchange a few words, but nothing comes of it. Crete looks like he wants an explanation, but Jack just shakes his head and heads to the back.
TEAM FUEL vs. TEAM TeAMTeam TeAM comes to the ring first, Tytan and Ecosystem are accompanied by Matte. They get a mixed reaction from the crowd as they assemble in the ring, evidently taking out Regis and Kathy, and helping get Firewoman abducted sits well with the people. The three of them huddle up, then Matte leaves the ring and heads to the floor, while Tytan remains on the apron. Finally Team Fuel is announced. Evans and Larson sprint to the ring and slide under the ropes and immediately attack Team Fuel. Evans catches Tytan with a forearm to the side of the head that knocks him to the floor, while Larson nails Eco with a spinning heel kick that sends him against the ropes. Larson whips Eco across the ring and tries a clothesline, but Eco slides between his legs, gets to his feet and hits a LUNGBLOWER! Across the ring, Tytan is back in the ring, he absorbs some chops from Evans and grabs him by the throat and throws him over the top rope to the floor. Meanwhile Eco has Larson on his feet, and he whips him at Tytan, Tytan military presses Larson and throws him over the top rope onto his partner on the floor.
Team TeAM celebrate in the ring, even Matte is back inside, and the crowd is eating it up. With Team TeAM distracted by Larson and Evans on the floor, they never see the mysterious hooded figure hop the guard rail, grab a chair and slide into the ring. The stranger grabs Tytan, spins him around and BLASTS him with a chair shot to the head! On cue, Larson and Evans charge into the ring, they cut Matte in half with a TOTAL ELIMINATION. The masked person catches Eco with a kick to the gut and brings the chair down on the back of his head, sending him to the mat. The stranger hands the chair off to Larson, who puts it under Tytan’s head and pulls his arms back. Evans climbs to the top rope and leaps, driving a knee down on the back of Tytan’s head, slamming his face into the chair. Larson and Evans get to their feet and grab Eco’s arms. The stranger stands before him and slowly takes off the mask……..it’s FIREWOMAN! Eco has a look of horror on his face, and tries to explain, but Fire grabs the chair and SLAMS it down on Eco’s head. Larson and Evans release Eco and he falls to the mat, Fire puts the chair under his head, grabs his arms and hits a MOTHERFUCKING FIRESTOMP!
Fire, Evans and Larson are about to do more damage when GM the Eric makes his appearance for the show, with a mic of course:
GMtEOM: Woah woah woah! Wait a damn minute. Firewoman……….good to see you again. Glad you could join us. Now, we were supposed to have a match here tonight, but you decided to crash it and ruin it. Now, to me, that is not entertainment. I think I would like to see the six of you kill one another. So, here’s what we’re going to do. Team TeAM is going to go to the back and get checked out, and if they pass medical clearance, and I suspect they will, we are going to have us a proper Campeonas de Trios TITLE MATCH tonight, just before the main event. So, Team Fuel, you better get to the back and get prepared, those titles will be on the line, TONIGHT!Eric drops the mic and leaves. Team TeAM make their way to the back, slowly, while Team Fuel seethes in the middle of the ring. Obviously this match never happened.
YOUR WINNER – No MatchRUN DLP vs. IHOP – OOWF Invitational Campeonas de Trios Invitational FinalsWe come to the finals of the OOWF Invitational Campeonas de Trios Invitational. These two teams are certainly no strangers to the titles, Run DLP won the inaugural tournament last year, and IHOP are four time Campeonas de Trios champions. They will be vying for a shot at the winner of the Team Fuel – Team TeAM match later tonight. Run DLP’s music plays and they make their way to the ring, confident as ever and pausing and posing for pictures with the fans. They climb into the ring and huddle in the corner while IHOP is announced. IHOP comes out to the top of the ramp flanked by their entire entourage, The Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth, Fezzik, Jeffrey From Las Vegas and Monkh. They accompany SYB, Skurge and The Amnesiac to the ring. The three climb into the ring, and Skurge lets everyone know that he will starting things off, and it looks like he will be starting with Davin Moreland. They meet in the middle of the ring, the referee calls for the bell, and this one is underway!
Skurge and Davin slowly circle and then lock up. The larger Davin pushes Skurge back to the corner and the referee asks for a clean break, and naturally he gets in. Skurge moves back to the middle of the ring and they locks up again, and this time Skurge grabs a side head lock, Davin sends him to the ropes and tries a boot to the gut on the rebound, but Skurge catches his foot and takes him to the mat with a dragon screw leg whip. Davin is quickly back to his feet and gets the crowd to give Skurge a little round of applause for that. Skurge motions for Davin to come back to the middle of the ring, and naturally he does. Tie up again, this time Davin pushes Skurge into the DLP corner and tags in Phantos. Phantos steps between the ropes and hits a spinning kick to the jaw that sends Skurge to the mat. Phantos grabs his leg and pulls him into the middle of the ring and covers, but Skurge kicks out before the referee can even make a one count.
Skurge gets to his feet quickly and he and Phantos lock hands and engage in a test of strength, Skurge overpowers Phantos and takes him to the mat, but Phantos is Mr. Bendy and Skurge can’t get his shoulders to the mat. Skurge pulls Phantos back up, but Phantos leaps onto Skurge and falls forward and monkey flips Skurge. Skurge heads right to his corner and tags in The Amnesiac. TA comes in and Phantos heads to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Amnesiac snaps him over with a deep arm drag. Phantos gets back to his feet and turns around and Amnesiac POPS him in the mouth with a super kick. Phantos hits the mat and Amnesiac covers, but Phantos kicks out at two. Amnesiac pulls Phantos to a sitting position and grapevines the arm, exposing his ribs and reaches out and tags in SYB. SYB charges into the ring and catches Phantos with a kick to the ribs, then falls on him and covers, but Phantos kicks out at two.
SYB pulls Phantos to his feet and puts up his dukes and peppers Phantos with lefts and rights to the face. Phantos has had enough of that and lunges at SYB, but SYB takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold, then grabs him in a front chancery keeping Phantos grounded. Phantos fights to his feet, but SYB spins him around and hits a SHYLOCK STUNNER! SYB covers, but Phantos rolls his shoulder just before the three. SYB reaches out and tags in Skurge, Phantos tries to crawl across the ring, but Skurge grabs him and traps him in a surfboard. On the apron Davin and Lucios stomp and clap, getting the crowd involved, pumping Phantos up to make the tag.
Phantos gets fired up and gets to his feet, Skurge grabs a handful of tights and takes him back to the mat, but Phantos gets right back to his feet and lands a couple of elbows to Skurge’s midsection, then hits the ropes but Skurge stops him with a kick to the gut, then lifts him for a suplex, but Phantos wiggles out of it and lands on his feet behind Skurge. Skurge spins around and Phantos kicks him low, then plants him with a DDT. Phantos gets to his feet and lunges to his corner and tags in Lucios. The crowd roars as Lucios comes into the ring a house on fire! Skurge is on his feet, and he eats a punch to the side of the head sending him back to the mat. The Amnesiac and SYB both come into the ring, but Lucios stops Amnesiac with a kick to the gut, then catches SYB with an elbow to the face. Lucios grabs their heads, DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER! Davin comes in and he grabs SYB, who is staggering around the ring, and lifts him in a military press and throws him over the top rope. Fezzik catches SYB and sets him gently on the floor. Davin moves to the ropes and stares at the giant Icelandic man, while he is distracted, Amnesiac hits a low blow from behind and shoves Davin between the ropes to the floor.
Meanwhile, Lucios pulls Skurge to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound by the throat and lifts him in the air, then drives him to the mat with a power bomb! Lucios covers, but Skurge rolls his shoulder at two. Lucios gets to his feet and pulls Skurge up and backs him into the corner and unloads with a series of chops to the chest. Lucios tries to whip Skurge across the ring, but Skurge reverses it and sends Lucios into the corner. Skurge charges in and catches Lucios with a high knee to the forehead, then tags in SYB. As Lucios falls to the mat, Skurge slingshots SYB in and SYB DRILLS Lucios with a leg drop across the back of the head. SYB rolls Lucios over and covers, but the big man rolls his shoulder at two.
SYB pulls Lucios to his feet, and tries a whip to the ropes, but Lucios pulls SYB to him and DRILLS him with a forearm to the face. SYB staggers away and falls at his corner, just making the tag to Amnesiac. Amnesiac charges into the ring and Lucios catches him with a belly to belly suplex, DRIVING him to the mat. Lucios gets to his feet and motions to the crowd, then tags in Phantos, who comes in and kicks Amnesiac in the back of the head, making him legal, then tags in Davin. Lucios pulls Amnesiac up and puts him on his shoulders, and Phantos heads to the top rope. Davin, the legal man in all this, keeps watch to make sure IHOP does not interfere. When Phantos gets to the top rope, he leaps and connects with the DROPKICK DEVICE as Amnesiac falls, he falls right into a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER from Davin! Davin flips him over and hooks the leg, Phantos and Lucios keep SYB and Skurge at bay and the referee counts, one, two, three! Run DLP have won the inaugural OOWF Invitational Campeonas de Trios Invitational and will face the winner of the Team Fuel – Team TeAM match next week for the OOWF Campeonas de Trios titles!
YOUR WINNERS in 16:54 by PINFALL – Run DLP!KZ vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchThe Chickenshit Heels are announced first and make their way to the ring, they argue with the fans at ring side and let everyone know how they plan on walking out of there with the OOWF World Tag Team titles, and to prove it, they make the universal “we want the titles” sign. Johnny and AA climb between the ropes and as they do, “Scarecrow” starts up, and kz come to the top of the ramp. They pause for a moment, then storm the ring, dropping the titles along the way. Moose grabs AA and slams him head first into the turnbuckle, LD catches Johnny with a kick to the gut, then sends him to the ropes and elevates him with a big back body drop. LD pulls Johnny to his feet and throws him through the ropes to the floor. Meanwhile Moose chokes AA on the top rope, then runs his forehead along the top strand, temporarily blinding AA. AA staggers off the ropes and swings wildly, but Moose easily avoids the swings and peppers AA with shots of his own, then bounds off the ropes and takes AA to the mat with a clothesline, so he can grab the back of his head and hammer him with punches to the face.
On the outside of the ring, LD pulls Johnny to his feet and runs him face first into the steps, then lifts him for an atomic drop, but Johnny rakes the eyes. When LD turns around to try and clear his vision, Johnny climbs to the top of the stairs and hits a double axe handle to the back that sends LD against the Lithuanian Announce table. Adrenaline charges at Williams and catches him with a cross body block that bends Williams the wrong way over the announce table, and sends the Lithuanian announcers Zigmas Zukauskas and Santaras Urbonas scattering. Williams falls to the floor grabbing his back in pain, while Adrenaline tumbles over the table and smacks into the guardrail behind the table.
Meanwhile back into the ring, Moose has AA on his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle, as AA staggers forward, Moose backdrops him sending him to the mat. Moose moves to the corner and climbs to the middle ropes and leaps, hitting a fist drop right between AA’s eyes. From the outside, LD has made it to his feet and is slowly climbing to the apron, still holding his back. On the other side of the ring, the referee has ordered Johnny back to his corner, it looks like we might have an actual match here. Moose pulls AA to a sitting position and kicks him on the back of the head, then hits the ropes and hits a rolling Hennig neck breaker, rolls through, and NAILS Adrenaline on the apron. I thought Moose couldn’t wrestle. Moose hits the ropes and drops a knee across AA’s chest and covers, but he kicks out at two. Moose pulls AA to his feet and pulls him to the kz corner and tags in Williams.
LD steps in and unleashes a BARRAGE on AA, pummeling him with punches and kicks, sending him to the mat. LD pulls AA up and sends him to the ropes and tries to bury a knee in his guy, but AA shows some agility and flips over LD’s leg and rolls him up from behind for a one count. AA starts to crawl across the ring toward the outstretched arm of Adrenaline, but LD pounces on him, dropping an elbow across the back of his head, and locking him in a cross face! LD taunts Adrenaline by holding AA’s arm out for the tag, but Johnny is too far away. LD repeatedly hits forearm cross faces on AA, bloodying his nose and keeping him grounded. The fans actually start to CHEER for AA to make the tag! The fans…….are cheering……for The Chickenshit Heels. Goodnight folks, we have seen it all.
Williams finally breaks the hold and pulls AA to his feet and slams him in the face with several head butts then sends him to the ropes, but LD lowers his head a moment too soon and AA catches him with a kick to the face. AA is too weak to make the tag and both men are down on the mat. The fans are thunderously cheering for AA to tag Johnny, Johnny looks around in confusion for a moment, then shrugs and starts stomping for the tag. AA begins the slow crawl to his corner and is just about to make the tag when Moose charges into the ring and drops an elbow across the small of AA’s back and pulls him back to the middle of the ring. The crowd boos this loudly, Moose smirks and slowly makes his way back to the apron. Williams gets to his feet and pulls AA up and hits a belly to back suplex and covers, but AA rolls his arm at two. LD is not done yet, he picks AA up and drops him across his knee in a pendulum backbreaker, then reaches out and tags in Moose, Moose runs the ropes, leaps, and drops a leg across AA’s chest, sending him to the mat and folding him in half. Moose covers, but AA rolls his shoulder at 2 and nine tenths.
Moose pulls AA to his feet, but AA hits a scientific thumb to the eye, then PLANTS Moose with a DDT! AA doesn’t even try to cover, with blood pouring from his nose, he crawls across the ring and reaches out to make the tag, he is just about to make it when Moose recovers and grabs AA’s foot. AA slowly gets to his feet with Moose still holding his leg, Moose spins him around and tries a punch but AA blocks it, Moose grabs AA and hits a head butt, and AA falls backward and MAKES THE TAG! The fans erupt as Johnny comes into the ring and hammers Moose with rights to the head, whips him to the ropes, and connects with a perfect drop kick to the face. Johnny pops back to his feet just in time to catch LD Williams coming into the ring, then takes him to the mat with a hip toss, waits for LD to get back to his feet, then sends him over the top rope to the floor with a dropkick!
LD snarls on the outside, and evidently, getting cheered causes Johnny to forget everything he knows about being a heel, because he moves to the ropes and yells for LD to get back into the ring. From the other side of the ring, Moose charges and connects with a high knee right to the middle of Johnny’s back, sending him through the ropes to the floor, right where LD wanted him. Moose goes over to AA, who is still on the mat, and puts the boots to him. The referee tries to break that up, meanwhile LD pulls Johnny to his feet and slams him face first into the ring post, opening a HUGE gash on Adrenaline’s head. LD rolls Johnny back into the ring and Johnny tries to get to his feet, but he is dazed from the shot to the post, and has blood in his eyes. Moose flies across the ring and blindsides Johnny with a clothesline, then pulls him up and hits the RANHEI! Moose tags in LD Williams, and he comes in and they pull Johnny to his feet and whip him to the ropes, Moose catches him with a HEARTPUNCH that staggers him, LD kicks him in the gut and hits the CANADIAN DESTROYER! LD covers while Moose runs across the ring and spears AA through the ropes to the floor. The referee hits the mat and counts, one, two, three.
YOUR WINNERS in 18:11 by PINFALL - kz!After the match, from different parts of the arena, Phantos and Lucios and DH Magnusson and Outback Jack storm the ring. Phantos and Lucios attack Johnny and AA, but they beat a hasty retreat through the crowd. DH and Jack and Moose and LD go toe to toe, but are broken up by security before anyone can get killed.
STANK vs. THIM REYNOLDS vs. THE DEAD vs. CONCRETE TG – OOWF Intercontinental Title Elimination Match
The challengers are announced and Thim, Dead and Crete make their way to the ring. The champion is announced and he comes out to the top of the ramp and gets a rousing ovation from the OOWF fans. He slowly makes his way to the ring and steps inside and eyes all three of his challengers carefully. Stank finally hands off the title to the referee, who holds it up in the air for all to see. This match is a true elimination match, the match will continue until there is one man left standing. You can be eliminated via pin fall, submission, count out or disqualification. The referee calls for the bell, and we are ready to start!
Thim, Crete and Dead all lineup and slowly work to back Stank into the corner. Stank gets ready for the inevitable charge, but only Dead charge in, Stank easily blocks a punch from him and connects with one of his own, meanwhile, Thim moves behind Crete and hits him with a bridging German suplex for a quick two count. Thim pulls Crete to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a power slam, hooks the leg hard and covers, but Stank shoves Dead aside and connects with a kick to the back of Thim’s head breaking the count at two. Dead grabs Stank and spins him around and connects with a spinning heel kick that sends Stank staggering backward where he trips over Crete who is still on the mat. Stank stumbles and barely catches himself on the ropes, but Dead charges in with a drop kick to the jaw that sends Stank out of the ring to the floor.
Thim and Dead pulls Crete to his feet and send him to the ropes, Thim catches Crete in a bear hug, then Dead flies in with a crescent kick to the face that sends Crete to the mat, Thim holds onto Crete’s legs and rolls Crete over in a Boston crab trying for the submission, but Dead has other ideas, he loads up and hits the CLOSE THE CASKET on Thim! Thim falls to the mat, damn near out cold! Dead thinks quickly and pulls Crete to his feet and shoots him between the ropes to the floor then falls on Thim, the referee hits the mat and makes the three count, Thim rolls his shoulder just a fraction of a second too late.
Thim Reynolds is eliminated at 10:05On the outside, Stank is back on his feet, as is Crete, and they are exchanging chops and punches. Inside Dead gets a running start and leaps over the top rope, trying to take both men out, but Crete and Stank were paying attention, and they both step back out of the way and Dead catches nothing but the floor. Stank grabs Dead and rolls him back into the ring, and climbs on the apron to get in the ring himself, but Crete grabs him, pulls him to the floor, and levels him with a clothesline. Crete quickly slides under the bottom rope and covers, but Dead rolls his shoulder at two. Crete pulls Dead to his feet and sends him to the ropes and stops him cold with a kick to the gut, then sets him up for a pedigree, but Dead back drops out of it. Dead waits for Crete to get to his feet then shoves him to the ropes and whips him across the ring, Dead tries a clothesline, but Crete ducks it and keeps on to the ropes, Dead stops him in his tracks with a spinning kick to the gut, then runs the ropes himself and takes Crete to the mat with a swinging neck breaker, covers and gets two. Dead pulls Crete to his feet and sends him to the ropes as Stank climbs onto the apron, Crete leaps to the middle turn buckle, but Stank grabs the middle rope and pulls it, Crete loses his balance and guillotines himself on the top rope. As Crete staggers backward, Dead rolls him up from behind and gets a two count, but Crete kicks out at two. Dead shows a little frustration and heads to the top rope, seemingly oblivious to Stank still waiting on the apron. Dead climbs to the top rope, but Stank shoves him off at the waiting Crete, Crete, staggered but not out of it, catches Dead in mid-air with a HIGH IMPACT MOVE! Dead’s head snaps back and Crete rolls him up for the three count.
Dead eliminated at 17:29Stank slowly steps between the ropes and eyes Crete as Crete slowly gets to his feet. They meet in the middle of the ring and lock up, and Crete grabs a side head lock, but Stank easily sends him to the ropes and takes Crete to the mat with a shoulder block. Crete springs to his feet, but Stank catches him with a hip toss, then drops a leg across Crete’s chest as he hits the mat. Stank covers, but Crete rolls his shoulder at two. Stank pulls Crete to his feet and sends him into the corner and follows him in with a big clothesline, then grabs a side head lock and bulldogs Crete out of the corner. Stank rolls Crete over and hooks the leg, but Crete kicks out at two again. Stank pulls Crete into a sitting position and locks him in a cobra clutch, with Stank standing behind Crete with all his weight pushing down on him. Crete starts to fade quickly, but then the fans start to rally around him and Crete starts to fight to his feet. As Crete gets to his feet, Stank keeps hold of the cobra clutch and starts to spin around until Crete’s feet are off the mat, then Stank releases the hold and Crete flies across the ring and slams to the mat.
Stank takes a moment to steady himself, then drags Crete to the middle of the ring and drops an elbow across his chest and covers, but somehow, once again, Crete kicks out at two! Stank pulls Crete to his feet and slams him in the face with a head but, and tries a whip, but Crete reverses it and catches Stank with a boot to the gut doubling him over, then hooks Stank and hits a PEDIGREE! Crete rolls Stank over, will this be enough? One……..two……..thre…….NO! Crete slaps the mat in frustration and heads to the corner. As Stank gets to his feet, Crete leaps with a cross body block, but Stank catches Crete! In one fluid motion, Stank hefts Crete onto his shoulders, then hits the STANK-U! Stank covers, hooking the leg, and gets the three count!
YOUR WINNER in 29:11 by PINFALL - Stank!
TEAM FUEL vs. TEAM TeAM – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Title MatchA heavily bandaged and banged up Team TeAM makes their way to the ring. They stand by the ropes and yell for Team Fuel to make their way out to the ring. Team FUEL’s music starts and they come to the top of the ramp holding their Campeonas de Trios titles. As soon as Team TeAM sees them, they leave the ring and head up the ramp. At the top of the ramp, Fire sees Eco and snarls and leads her team down the ramp. They meet halfway and all six start throwing haymakers. Fire and Eco trade shots to the head like it was a hockey fight or something, Larson tries to hit Tytan with a spinning heel kick, but Tytan catches him and dumps him off the ramp into the crowd then follows him. Matte and Evans battle back up the ramp to the top of the stage, Matte tries a wild swing and Evans ducks it and catches him with a European uppercut, then snap mares him on the stage and connects with a drop kick to the back of the head.
On the ramp, Firewoman rakes the eyes then grabs Eco by the back of the head and walks him down the ramp to ringside, where she whips him hard into the guardrail. Fire glares at Eco with murder in her eyes, then grabs a bottle from the announce table and moves toward Eco. Eco kicks wildly and sends the bottle flying, where it shatters on the floor. Eco gets to his feet and hammers Fire with punches to the head, then sends her into the ring steps. Fire hits the steps and flips over them to the floor, Eco runs after her and leaps off the steps and tackles Fire to the floor just as she gets to her feet. The roll around ringside hammering one another with punches to the head.
Meanwhile in the crowd, Larson is back on his feet and lands several kicks to Tytan’s side. Larson grabs a chair and throws it at Tytan, but Tytan catches it and Larson spin kicks the chair back into Tytan’s face, sending it ricocheting off Tytan’s skull and sending the big man to one knee. Larson grabs Tytan and hits a short DDT onto the seat of another chair. When Tytan falls to the floor, Larson hammers him with punches, then drags him toward the guardrail, leaps to the top of the guardrail and hits a PERFECT moonsault!
Back at ringside, Firewoman has the upper hand on Eco, and has him trapped against the ring post and is hammering him in the face with punches until Eco is opened up. Fire hooks Eco and lifts him for a suplex, then drops him stomach first on the guard rail, takes a few steps back, then runs and catches him with a knee to the temple that sends him off the guardrail and onto the floor. Eco lands right next to the broken remains of the bottle from earlier, and a sick smile spreads across her face.
Back at the top of the ramp, Evans has Matt on his feet and slams him face first into the OOTron. As Matte staggers backward, Evans climbs onto the tower and leaps back at Matte, but Matte stuns him by throwing a dropkick that catches Evans in the gut. Matte pulls a dazed Evans to his feet and hits the NEVERMIND DDT on the stage! Matte sits there for a moment trying to clear his head, then starts making his way down the ramp slowly. Evans stirs and manages to get to his feet. When Evans is about halfway down the ramp, the camera pans to the crowd where we see Tytan on his feet next to the guardrail, Larson clears out the area a bit and grabs a chair and charges, but Tytan backdrops him over the guardrail, onto the ramp, and right onto Evans! Team Fuel lays in a heap on the ramp while Tytan joins Matte in heading to the ring.
At ringside, Fire has Eco trapped, set up for a Firestomp right into the glass. Just before she can slam his head into the broken glass, she see’s Tytan and Matte charging toward her. Fire knows when she is outnumbered, so she releases Eco and runs around the ring, and gets halfway up the ramp, where Team Fuel is back on their feet. They all grab chairs, and when Team TeAM regroups, they charge at them with chairs. The referee sees this coming and has had enough. He waves the match off and waves for help from the back. Before Team Fuel can get back around the ring, security storms the ring, much to the displeasure of the crowd.
YOUR WINNERS – This match never happened either. Gotta love OOWF.
POE vs. SPIN HANSEN – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchMain event time. Spin is announced and makes his way to the ring, absent-mindedly slapping hands with the fans on his way down. He climbs into the ring and paces, bouncing off the ropes. Poe is announced, and he comes to the ring with his Goddess Selena on his arm and the OOWF World Heavyweight title around his waist. Poe makes his way to the ring, never taking his eyes off of Spin. He holds the ropes for Selena, then steps in himself. Selena takes the title from around Poe’s waist and holds it up high and skips around the ring, making sure to stop in front of Spin so he gets a good look at it. She finally hands it to the referee and Poe escorts her out of the ring. The bell rings, and we are ready to go!
Poe and Spin lock up in the middle of the ring, Spin grabs a side head lock and immediately takes Poe to the mat and hammers him with shots to the head. Poe works to one knee and Spin keeps working the headlock. Poe gets to his feet and sends Spin to the ropes, but on the rebound Spin takes Poe to the mat with a shoulder block. Spin tries to drop an elbow across Poe’s chest, but Poe moves out of the way and spins to his feet. As Spin gets to his feet, Poe catches him with a kick to the gut, then whips Spin into the corner. Poe follows him in for a clothesline, but Spin steps out of the corner. Poe puts on the breaks before he hits the corner, and Spin grabs his head and tries to slam him face first into the turnbuckle, but Poe blocks it and connects with an elbow to Spin’s gut, then pulls him into the corner and lands several knees to his midsection. Poe lifts Spin onto the top rope and starts to climb for a superplex, but Spin fights him off with rights and lefts, then grabs Poe’s head and slams him in the face with a head butt. As Poe falls off the ropes and staggers around the ring, Poe leaps off the top and drills him with a double axe handle to the head! Spin covers, but Poe kicks out at one.
Spin pulls Poe to his feet and sends him to the ropes, on the rebound Poe ducks down and Spin leap frogs over him, and when he lands, Spin’s knee buckles a little bit and he staggers. Poe continues onto the ropes and sees Spin grabbing his knee and keeps running and clips the back of his knee sending Spin to the mat. Spin grabs his knee in agony and Poe stands over him watching his wounded opponent. This draws boos from some of the fans, but Poe still gets cheers from a large portion of the crowd. Poe grabs Spin’s leg and pulls him into the corner, then leaves the ring. Poe takes Spin’s leg and repeatedly slams it into the ring post. Spin howls in pain as his knee gets driven into the post repeatedly. Poe finally releases the leg and Spin backs into the ring grabbing his knee and staring at Poe with hate in his eyes. Poe slowly climbs to the apron and smirks a little as he steps over the ropes and back into the ring.
As soon as Poe is back in the ring he charges across the ring and drops a knee across the inside of Spin’s leg then twists the leg trying for a submission. Poe keeps the pressure on and gets several two counts while Spin’s shoulders are on the mat. Finally after minutes trapped in the move, Spin makes it to the ropes to force the break. Poe pulls Spin up and shoves him into the corner and starts hammering away with rights and lefts, but to Spin’s credit, he fights back, slowly backing Poe out of the corner. Poe kicks Spin’s knee, sending him to one knee, and hammers blows down on the back of Spin’s head, but Spin does not relent. From one knee, Spin hammers Poe with shots to the mid section, then doubles the champ over with a head butt to the gut. Spin gets to his feet and hooks Poe and takes him to the mat with a suplex, floats over and gets a two count.
Both men are back on their feet and Spin is energized from the part of the crowd that is cheering him, he waits for Poe to turn around, then scoops the big man up and drops him on the mat, his knee barely holding the extra weight. Spin tries an elbow drop, and this time he connects. Spin rolls Poe over onto his stomach and drives several knees into Poe’s lower back, using his good knee of course, OMG CONTINUITY! Spin straddles Poe and traps him in a camel clutch trying for the submission. Spin pulls back as hard as he can, but Poe refuses to give up. Slowly, Poe starts to work toward the ropes, clawing his way across the ring, dragging Spin with him. Finally, Poe manages to get his hand on the bottom rope forcing the break. Spin waits till the referee gets to four before breaking, and when he does, Poe immediately slides under the bottom rope to the floor and walks around gingerly, holding his back.
Spin follows Poe out of the ring and shoves him back first into the apron. Poe falls to his knees and Spin gets a running start and kicks him right on the side of the head. The champ falls to the floor and Spin rummages under the ring and pulls out a table and sets it up! This can’t be good. Spin pulls Poe to his feet and rolls him onto the table, then carefully climbs onto the table and pulls Poe to his feet. Spin goozles the bigger Poe and tries a choke slam, but Spin’s knee gives out and Poe ends up DDTing Spin through the table as he crashes through it as well! Both men are down! Across the ring Selena looks on in horror as both men remain down in the wreckage of the table. The referee continues to count and they both stir at eight, but neither man can make it back into the ring before the ten count, and the referee calls the match a double count out.
YOUR DECISION in 16:27 – Double Count Out![/i]
The match does not end there however. Both men continue to pummel one another with fists to the head, and clubbing each other with pieces of the table. The crowd is really getting into the post match violence. Poe rolls back into the ring with a piece of wood and dares Spin to get in the ring with him. Spin momentarily hesitates and looks up the ramp, where suddenly a man in a black hooded robe appears. Spin snarls and grabs a piece of the broken table as well and slides into the ring. The two men take turns slamming each other with the table parts, Spin goes for the kill shot to the head, but Poe avoids it. Spins momentum spins him around and Poe catches him with the HIEROGLYPH! Spin hits the mat and his eyes roll into the back of his head, he is out. We see the hooded figure slowly coming to the ring. Poe gets to his feet and backs into the corner to see what is going to happen. The hooded figure looks at Poe for a moment, then rolls a barely conscious Spin to the apron then leaves the ring and pulls Spin off the apron and pulls him over his shoulder and heads to the back. Inside the ring, Selena gives Poe the title and he drops to one knee and appears to say a silent prayer to the title as Selena stands behind him. Poe slowly looks up at the camera with a snarl on his face as the crowd gives him a decidedly mixed reaction and we fade to black.
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