Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 27, 2009 14:46:13 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Yokohama, Japan
THIM REYNOLDS vs. MATTE vs. SYB
Thim, Matte and SYB make their way to the ring and get ready for the match. This is a standard three way dance, first pin fall or submission wins. Matte slumps in the corner as the bell rings, and SYB walks right up to Thim and tells him what he thinks of British wrestlers, that is, until Thim unloads with a slap that loosens SYB’s teeth and sends him to the mat. With SYB down, Thim drops an elbow across the small of his back and immediately tries to lock on the reflex-o-lock, but Matte charges out of the corner and connects with a kick to the side of Thim’s head breaking the hold. Matte pulls Thim to his feet and throws him over the top rope to the floor. Matte turns around and offers SYB his hand to help him up, SYB flips him off, so Matte kicks him in the teeth, then pounces on him for the cover, but SYB kicks out at two. Matte pulls SYB up and sends him to the ropes, then takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold, but Thim is back into the ring and he catches SYB as he falls and DRIVES him to the mat with a DDT! SYB is DEAD! Thim tries to cover, but Matte gets involved again, catching Thim with a straight right to the face. This only serves to piss Thim off and he gets to his feet and he and Matte trade punches, which he gets the better of, and finishes him off with a head butt to the face. Thim grabs Matte and throws him over the top rope to the floor. SYB is on his knees, and he waits for Thim to turn around and when the referee is checking on Matte, he hits the JERSEY TURNPIKE! SYB covers and screams for the referee to turn around, he does, and SYB gets a two count before Thim rolls his shoulder. SYB gets on his feet and argues with the referee, I think he just asked him if he knew karate. SYB rears back to throw a punch at the referee, and Thim, now back on his feet, grabs him and hits a half nelson suplex that folds SYB up like an accordion. Matte slides back into the ring, spins Thim around, kicks him in the gut and PLANTS him with a NEVERMIND DDT! Matte covers SYB first, but only gets a two count, then he crawls over to Thim and covers him, but he only gets a two count there too. Matte slaps the mat in frustration and heads to the top rope. He gets to the top and SYB meets him there and tries a superplex, but Thim gets on HIS feet and he gets under SYB, Thim steps out of the corner and SLAMS SYB to the mat with a power bomb, which also makes him hit the superplex on Matte! Matte bounces out of the ring, SYB could be dead. Thim tries to reach between the ropes to pull Matte back in, but from a sitting position on the floor, Matte grabs a chair and swings it up over his head, warping it on Thim’s head, as Thim staggers backward, he trips over a prone SYB, SYB, barely conscious himself, rolls Thim up and gets the one, two, THREE just before Matte gets back into the ring!
WINNER in 10:59 - SYB
THE DEAD vs. NAYR
Nayr the Halfling Luchadore makes his way to the ring first to a nice reaction, sprinting down the aisle and sliding into the ring. He hops onto the ropes and waves to the crowd, until The Dead makes his entrance. Dead acknowledges the crowd's cheers as he makes his way to the ring. He climbs in and faces off with Nayr as referee Junior Hale gives them their instructions. Dead holds out a fist, Nayr bumps it, and Junior calls for the bell.
Dead and Nayr circle and lock up, and Nayr snaps off an arm drag. He follows with a second one, then nails Dead in the face with a standing dropkick that sends him out to the floor. Nayr pauses until Dead starts to get up, then hits the opposite ropes and sprints across the ring – handspring into a springboard moonsault! Nayr slams into Dead and drives him to the floor. Nayr pulls Dead to his feet and shoves him into the ring. He climbs on the apron and waits for Dead to get up – springboard hurricanrana countered into a power bomb! Dead holds Nayr in place and gets a long two count.
Dead pulls Nayr to his feet and sends him into the corner, following him in with a clothesline. Nayr stumbles out of the corner and Dead buries a knee in his stomach. He tries for a DDT, but Nayr grabs the ropes and Dead hits the mat. Nayr drives an elbow into Dead's sternum, then rolls out to the apron. He hits a slingshot leg drop and hooks both legs, but Dead kicks out at one. Dead gets up and Nayr attacks with a series of kicks, sending Dead to the mat. Nayr runs up the ropes into a moonsault, but Dead moves out of the way. Nayr lands on his feet, and Dead launches to his feet and spears him into the turnbuckles. Dead rocks Nayr with a series of punches, then starts an Irish whip, but pulls him back into a release belly-to-belly suplex that slams Nayr upside-down into the turnbuckles.
Dead pulls Nayr to his feet and sends him to the ropes. Nayr ducks a clothesline and comes back with a crossbody, but Dead snags him out of the air and turns it into a black hole slam. He hooks the leg and gets another long two count. Dead hits a delayed vertical suplex, then rebounds off the ropes and drives an elbow into Nayr's chest. Dead waits for Nayr to get up and tries to Close The Casket, but Nayr ducks and goes to the ropes, coming back with a flying forearm. Nayr runs to the corner, hops to the top rope, and leaps off with – well, we'll never know, because Dead rolls to his feet and Closes the Casket in mid-air. Nayr slams into the mat and Dead rolls him up for the academic three count.
WINNER: In 8:01, The Dead.
CONCRETE TG vs. SLEAR BV MAN
Davis Hightower is YOUR Referee!
Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man strides to the ring, silencing the fans on the ramp who don't dare boo him since he's close enough to attack. He gets in the ring and snarls at the fans, who find it finally safe to boo and jeer him.
The crowd rises as one as "With Jupiter in Mind" starts, and Concrete TG strides out. He salutes the crowd and slaps hands with the fans, taking in their adulations. He enters the ring and looks off Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man as he gathers a mic.
CTG: Where is he, Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man? Where is LADDER and what have you done with him? You've been strangely quiet all this time and I would think that you would be bragging a great deal louder if he were, indeed, still in your grasp!
SLEAR-BVM: (snatching the mic) LADDER is still in my control, "Hiro", and I'll prove it......
Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man points to the jumbotron over the ramp, where LADDER is chained and lashed to the side of Tokyo Tower! The crowd gasps, then erupts in protest.
SLEAR-BVM: He's quite safe, cause the chains are QUITE tight.
CTG: FIEND! MAJIN! How dare you treat a former champion such as LADDER This way?
SLEAR-BVM: because he's YOUR ally. And unless you defeat me, LADDER will remain my personal stepping stone to your demise.
Crete LUNGES at Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man! Hightower hastily calls for the bell as the two start trading punches at great speed. The two brawl about the ring, dodging big swings and high kicks. Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man catches one of Crete's legs on a kick and ragdoll slams him! Crete rolls aside before a boot lands on his chest. Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man grins wider as Crete pulls himself up with the ropes. The two exchange knowing smirks before lunging toward each other again. The lockup is so intense, sparks of electricity start popping and flashing around them. A handheld cameraman backs up a little as he thinks it might short out his feed (a complaint from the production truck confirms this) and as he resets the shot he catches Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man pushing Crete down to his knees! Crowd shouts encouragement as Crete tries to refocus and get his leverage back. Hightower is staying well clear of this - he's never seen stuff like this before (no one warned him?).
Crete starts to turn the tables on Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man as he pushes back to his feet. Crowd oohs and aahs as they see a faint flicker of an aura around Crete - now the handhelds are ALL backing up! With a mighty Ki-ai (shout) Crete HURLS Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man over the floor seats and into the wall at the base of the lower level! Hightower's jaw is on the mat! Crete poses on the corner to the delight of the crowd, and he points to where Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man landed - the wall's caved in! Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man gets to his feet, holding his head and looking none too pleased. He shouts several insults, the last cut off by a long-distance SUPER HERO CROSS BODY! The two careen into the wall again and damage it further.
Hightower is still shocked as the two warriors get to their feet and start brawling all over again. He loses sight of them as they dash about the floor, and before Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man can flatten Crete against another wall he is POUNCED BY SUPER NEKOPLUSHIE! She's furious that her former co-worker and rival LADDER is in so much danger! She lands on Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man's shoulders and gives him a PLUSHIECARANNA! Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man tumbles for a good fifteen feet before he rolls to a knee. Crete thanks Super Nekoplushie for her assistance but before she can warn him he's BLASTED into the stands - quite literally! Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man is back on his feet, one hand outstretched from a ki blast. He aims for Super Nekoplushie, who tumbles under some seats before he can fire. Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man closes in on Super Nekoplushie when he, too, is blasted - Crete is back on his feet and he looks PISSED! He charges Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man and the two start tumbling and brawling again. They don't even hear the bell ring as the double count out is called.
WINNER in 9:21 - No contest.
General Takada appears at the top of the ramp with a mic:
Takada: So, Hiiro - you have failed in defeating Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man. Now, we destroy your friend LADDER and we will take Tokyo Tower with it!
Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man: (stands, laughing - he has Crete by the throat)
CTG: (glaring at Takada, trying to get free)
Takada: Release him, Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man - let me hear his last words!
Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man: (drops Crete and takes the mic from general Takada) YOU BETTER MAKE IT QUICK, I WANT TO SEE TOKYO TOWER BURN!!
CTG: (catching his breath as he gathers the mic) Takada-shogun..... I have not won, nor have I lost. This battle has raged to stalemates regardless of venue. I propose that we settle our differences in a proper combat. We have a Pay-per-view coming, as you know.....
Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man: NO DEALS
CTG: Citizen Violence, a moment - this will interest you as well. I propose we settle this debate over my ally LADDER..... in fifteen feet of steel.
Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man: (snatches the mic) A CAGE?? THAT'S ALL YOU CAN COME UP WITH??
CTG: (shakes his head no and points up)
The roof is suddenly ripped open as a GIANT ROBOT peeks through the hole!! The crowd screams in surprise (and maybe a little panic)
CTG: (snatches the mic from the shocked Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man) We will settle this in a TOKYO SUPER GUNDAM ROBO GRANDIZER STREET FIGHT! Two fifteen foot mechs, no rules! The goal is to get from the Budokhan to Tokyo Tower and whoever grabs LADDER first is the winner!
The crowd roars its approval.... but will the GMs accept it?? STAY TUNED!
RUN DLP vs. TEAM FUEL – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Match
This war rages on as these two Campeonas de Trios teams have traded the Championships back and forth over the past month or so. As we lead up to the last PPV before Hell on Earth, this match should prove to provide some big-time momentum leading up to this Sunday. “Fuel” comes up over the sounds system, and Team Fuel makes their way to the ring with purpose: Firewoman in front, Evans and Larson behind her, looking like they've been scolded. They get in the ring quickly and all just stare up at the ramp. “Walk this Way” fires up now, and the crowd gets to their feet. Davin, Phantos and Lucios all have their bags of goodies, and are giving away free shit to the paid attendance here. You know the drill. Once the bags are empty, the t-shirt guns come out. Evans looks to want to go beat them up; but Fire restrains him, knowing that t-shirt guns make nice weapons. Davin, Phantos and Lucios all get into the ring, championships around their waist. They do some posing for the crowd before handing their championships over to Senior Referee Davis Hightower. He holds them high in the air. This match is for the OOWF Campeonas de Trios Championships. Hightower hands them to the outside and calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Combatants clear the ring quickly, and it looks, surprisingly, like its Phantos and Firewoman left behind. Fire looks a bit apprehensive, that is, until Phantos dropkicks her in the knee. She doesn't particularly care for that, and tries to get back to her feet as she steadies herself on one knee. SHINING WIZARD from Phantos sends Fire for a loop. He covers...1...2...Larson breaks up the count. Oh no, here we go. Lucios comes lumbering in, and clotheslines Larson out of the ring. Evans surreptitiously sneaks onto the top rope and hits a FLYING NECKBREAKER on Lucios. Evans stomps away for a bit, until he is GOOZLED by Davin! Davin climbs up the turnbuckle, and takes the goozled Evans with him. He faces to the outside. Oh...he's not...FLYING CHOKESLAM from the top turnbuckle all the way out to the floor! This draws some “Holy Shit!” chants, but back in the ring, Fire has laid Phantos out, and looking to end things! She goes for the BFE...but Phantos has already moved, and Hightower gets in the way! He eats the Firesault full-on, and is probably dead. Well, we all know what this means...
Larson flips the apron up and starts throwing every possible thing he can find into the ring. On the other side, Davin is doing the same thing...including the t-shirt guns. Lucios gets up and is able to intercede as Firewoman is beating down Phantos with a trash can lid. BIG BOOT to Fire, followed up by a Gut wrench Suplex into a ladder on the mat that hasn't been set up yet. He tries to revive Hightower (no chance), decides it's a fruitless effort, and goes back to work on Fire, just in time to eat a Steel Chair to the face. That hurt. Larson snickers, but doesn't see Phantos flying in with a VAN DARNINATOR! Davin stops trying to set shit up and goes over to help Phantos. They drag Larson over to one of the tables, and hit a 3D through the table! Unfortunately for Phantos, he doesn't see Evans swinging for the fences, and blasting him in the back of the head with a Baseball Bat, and it made a sickening sound. Evans only has a second to admire his handiwork before he is GOOZLED again!
There's a commotion in the crowd, and out of nowhere comes IHOP! SYB is in quickly and destroys Davin with a JERSEY TURNPIKE! Skurge nails Evans with a DDT into a Trash Can! THE Amnesiac climbs into the ring behind his teammates, just long enough for Firewoman to blast him in the temple with a Steel Pipe, sending him out of the ring and probably killing him (for the purposes of this match anyway). Skurge is sprinting at Firewoman, but he finds a LOW BRIDGE and falls to the outside. SYB hits Firewoman with a JERSEY TURNPIKE! But uh...wow, you're dumb, SYB. Firewoman kicks him in the stomach and hits an old-school Pile driver. Fire flips SYB to his stomach, and finds herself a light tube. This could get ugly if she's gonna do what I think she is. She is. She puts the light tube in SYB's mouth, sets him up, and hits the LIGHT-TUBE ASSISTED FIRESTOMP! Somewhere Alexander Darling burst into tears. SYB is just emptying himself of blood as Fire pushes him to the out to the floor. She feels herself flying, looks down, and sees Tytan has her on his shoulders. Naturally, no love lost between these two, and Fire starts raining punches down on Tytan. She doesn't see Eco flying at her with a Missile Dropkick, nor does she see Matte timing a Springboard Nevermind DDT right onto one of the ladders.
Team TEaM congratulates themselves briefly until they see all of Run DLP standing in front of them, holding more light tubes. Eco seems to think that they're buddies, but finds out they are not. Team TEaM all eat light tube and hit the mat. Run DLP tries to shove Team TEaM out of the ring, but Evans and Larson hit Stereo Missile Dropkicks which sort of sends Run DLP crashing into each other. Evans and Larson congratulate each other briefly before heading for more weapons, opting for some good ol-fashioned baseball bats. They grab a couple and stalk over to where the 3 bodies lay prone. Suddenly, the crowd's on their feet! Fall River's Own Angelo Barros comes SPRINTING down the ramp. He grabs hold on one of the bats and cautions them about a disqualification. They give him the “are you serious” look before dropping the bats and dragging Davin and Phantos out of the rubble. Larson goes to cover Davin, and Barros gets into position to count. Hightower starts to come to and sees Phantos roll up Evans who's not paying attention....1....2....3! But for who? Barros and Hightower come together and discuss. They then go to the OOWF Bat Phone by the Timekeeper's area. They then whisper to the ring announcer and try to hurry up the ramp.
WINNERS in 14:59 by DOUBLE PIN – Run DLP and Team Fuel! As a result the Campeonas de Trios Championships have been held up!
OUTBACK JACK vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
Matt Folz makes his way to the ring, all business, as usual. He steps between the ropes and doesn’t acknowledge the referee, the fans, anyone, he just heads to the corner and waits for Outback Jack to show up. “Thunderstruck” plays and Outback Jack makes his way to the ring to the roar of the crowd. He steps into the ring and hands the referee the title and goes to the corner to wait. The referee calls both men to the center of the ring and holds the title up for both to see, then calls for the bell, this one is underway! The two slowly circle and lock up, Jack pushes Folz back to the corner and the referee calls for a clean break and gets it. The two move back to the middle of the ring again and lock up, this time Jack snaps Folz to the mat with an arm drag, and locks on an arm bar. Folz doesn’t stay down for long, he works back to his feet and pushes Jack to the ropes, the referee calls for a clean break and Jack breaks, but Folz buries a knee into his gut, then sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a power slam into a pin, but Jack kicks out at two. Folz keeps Jack on the mat, grabbing his leg and locking him in a spinning toe hold. Folz grinds his elbow right onto Jack’s ankle trying to soften that ankle up for the ankle lock. Folz gets several two counts, but Jack slowly works his way to the ropes and finally grabs the bottom rope and forces the break. That was Jack’s first rope break, he gets two more. Folz waits for Jack to get to his feet, then clips him from behind, rolling his knee and ankle under him. Jack yells in pain and rolls out of the ring and can’t put any weight on his leg. He hobbles around the ring and just appears to be able to put some weight on it, when Folz rounds the ring post and LEVELS him with a clothesline. Folz rolls Jack back into the ring and covers, and gets a two count. Folz pulls Jack to his feet and hits a t-bone suplex, DRIVING Jack to the mat, he covers again and hooks the head and leg, but Jack kicks out at two. Folz pulls Jack up once again and traps him in an abdominal stretch, digging his elbow into Jack’s ribs trying for the submission. Jack snarls in pain, but refuses to give up. After what seems like an eternity trapped in the stretch, Jack is finally able to hip toss his way out of it, but he can’t follow up, he falls to the mat grabbing his side in pain. The match continues for another few minutes, Folz maintains the upper hand and Jack takes a helluva beating. Finally we are down to two minutes left, and Jack is on his feet after Folz kept him grounded with another leg lock, the two men are trading punches, Jack is getting the better of it, but Folz stops him with a kick right to his weakened knee. Folz pulls Jack to his feet, sends him to the ropes and catches him with a release belly to belly suplex! Folz immediately pounces on Jack and grabs his ankle and puts him in the ankle lock, Jack makes it to the ropes, his second break, and Folz releases the hold, for a split second, then drags Jack to the middle of the ring and reapplies the move, falling to the mat and grapevining the leg just as the announcer announces there is one minute remaining. Jack struggles to the ropes, but he is right in the center of the ring. Folz threatens to snap his ankle, can Jack hold on? Thirty seconds, fifteen seconds, we actually get a countdown and the fans count along TEN…NINE…EIGHT…Folz twists Jack’s ankle at a ridiculous angle, Jack yells in pain…SEVEN…SIX…FIVE…Jack raises his arm like he is going to tap, his ankle could well be broken…FOUR…THREE…TWO…ONE! Jack made it, somehow! Folz releases the hold and yells at the official, Jack grabs his leg in pain and tries to drag himself to the corner, but Folz lands a few more kicks to the ankle before being pushed aside by the referee.
WINNER – Time Limit Draw at 15:00 – Outback Jack remains OOWF Onslaught Champion
THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. TEAM TEAM vs. KZ – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
kz enter the arena first, completely ignoring the crowd raining down hatred upon them. L.D. Williams tapes his fists as they walk down the aisle, and Moosehead Jack is carrying his trusty barbed wire bat. Referee Davis Hightower meets them at ringside and has words with Moose about the bat. Moose threatens to make him eat it, and Hightower offers to toss the match before it starts. Moose drops the bat and slides into the ring, and Junior Hale sneaks out to grab it and take it to the back. Moose slumps in the corner, and Williams warms up.
BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO HEAR SOMETHING STRANGE?
"This is Halloween" plays and team TEaM make their way onto the stage. The crowd roars its approval, and Ecosystem and Tytan pause for a moment to acknowledge them, then stride to the ring. They enter, and Hightower positions himself to keep the two teams apart.
Finally, the Champions make their entrance, and the crowd goes wild for the OOWF's newest faces. Johnny Adrenaline and Attitude Adjuster seem a little shell-shocked. They look around the arena until their eyes meet, and exchange a nod. As one they hoist their belts high, and the crowd comes unglued. The Chickenshit Heroes make their way down the aisle, and seem to be settling into their new roles, stopping to sign a few autographs on the way (mind you, AA manages to 'borrow” a fan's drink in the process). Once the CSH are in the ring, Hightower takes the titles and calls for the bell.
Moose steps onto the apron, as do Eco and Tytan. Johnny and AA exchange a look and AA leaves the ring as well. Johnny and Williams circle and Williams tries to lock up, but Johnny dives underneath and does a forward roll into the Team TEaM corner, where he tags Eco. Eco gives Johnny a look of disdain, and steps into the ring. Williams and Eco lock up, and Williams grabs a headlock. Eco shoots him off, drops to the mat for the first pass, then tries leapfrog, but Williams snags him out of the air with a brutal spine buster. Williams mounts Eco and starts slamming left hands into his face. Hightower warns, orders, and finally pries him off. With a snarl, Williams grabs Eco in a front face lock and drags him to the kz corner to tag Moose.
Williams holds Eco open and Moose delivers a kick to the ribs. Moose grabs a headlock and takes him to the mat. He sits Eco up and drives a series of elbows into his neck, then tries to twist his head off. Tytan sprints across the ring and levels Moose with a clothesline. He pulls Moose up and sends him into the CSH corner before Hightower forces him out. Johnny and AA are waiting with twin punches to the face when Moose hits the corner. Moose stumbles back, and Eco rolls him up. Hightower counts One...Tw-Eco lets him up when he realizes he can't win the belts that way. Eco rolls to his feet and stares at the laughing CSH. Eco has some things to say about that, and the CSH respond in kind. Eco slaps AA across the face, and the CSH start to come into the ring, but change their minds and drop to the floor just as Moose plants a flying knee in Eco's back, slamming him into the turnbuckles. Moose grabs Eco as he stumbles back and drops him on his head with a German suplex, then nails him with the Busaiku Knee as he gets up.
Outside the ring, Johnny and AA are enjoying the show until they see Tytan approaching. They turn the other direction and see Williams headed their way. They hesitate for a moment, and both men get leveled by clotheslines. Williams stuffs AA into the ring and grabs Johnny. He whips him to Tytan, who flips Johnny high over his shoulder. Williams is right behind Johnny and hits Tytan with a Codebreaker on the floor.
Meanwhile, inside the ring, Moose has AA set up for a heart punch when Eco grabs him from behind in a full nelson. AA winds up, but Williams slides into the ring and grabs his fist. He spins AA around and buries a knee in his stomach, then sends him into the corner. Moose breaks free of Eco and grabs his arm. Williams grabs the other, and they send him face-first into AA. Eco stumbles back, and Williams hits a release German Suplex, while Moose moves in on AA and this time hits the Heart Punch. He covers, but Johnny drags him out of the ring before Hightower can count.
Williams sees this and dives through the ropes, spearing Johnny into the railing. AA gets groggily to his feet, and Eco hooks him from behind and sets up the endgame. Before he can hit it, however, Moose slides into the ring and drives an elbow into his face. Eco clutches his nose, and blood starts to seep between his fingers. Moose moves to continue his attack, but Tytan is in and clocks him with a right hand. Tytan sends Moose hard into the corner and follows him with an avalanche, then plants him with a power bomb. Tytan turns to AA, but he's already slipped to the outside.
Out on the floor, Williams has Johnny pinned against the railing and is walking away. AA looks over his shoulder and sees Hightower checking on Eco, then nails Williams with a low blow. AA pins Williams' arms and Johnny nails him with a series of punches, then the CSH run him face-first into the ring post. Tytan starts to come after them, but Moose has regained his feet and slams a head butt into the back of the big man's head, followed by a second one that brings Tytan to his knees. Eco attacks Moose from behind with a series of kicks that take him off his feet. Eco sees the CSH backing up the aisle, and goes after them, with Tytan slowly following.
Team TEaM catch the CSH in the aisle, and AA greets Eco with a thumb to the eye, followed by a kick to the gut and a knee to his already bloody face. Johnny attacks Tytan, but no sale. Tytan lifts Johnny for a two-handed
choke slam, but Williams chop blocks him. Williams grabs Johnny and drags him to the ring, and Tytan isn't far behind them. Moose steps onto the apron, and levels Tytan with a diving clothesline as Williams stuff Johnny into the ring.
As Moose and Tytan brawl on the floor and AA and Eco fight in the aisle, Williams takes Johnny down with a suplex, then rolls him over and ties him up with the STF. As soon as he locks it in, Johnny taps!! The bell rings, Williams releases the hold, and Johnny bails. Moose makes it back in the ring, and Hightower raises their arms. kz turn to Hightower and say something, and Hightower shakes his head. The conversation gets more heated, and kz start making belt motions. At the sound of laughter, they turn to the aisle, where the CSH are standing with the belts and a microphone.
JA: “We told you! We told you you'd never get these belts back! You blew your last chance!”
AA: “Play the tape, monkeys.”
JA: What AA's trying to say is we want a rule change for next week's OOWF tag team title match in YOKAHAMA, JAPAN (cheap pop!). Three-way matches, as you well know, put the champs at a disadvantage because they can lose the title without being pinned. So we want the match to be "Champs Must Be Pinned" for titles to change hands.
AA: “Pinned. Pinned. We came right out and said it, and you still blew it. You didn't pin me, and you didn't pin Johnny, so no belts for you.”
JA: “You won the battle, but lost the war. So much for the mighty kz.”
AA: “Have fun being former champions boys, because you will never hold these belts again.”
WINNERS, by submission in 26:47, kz. Still champions, by pre-match stipulation, The Chickenshit Heroes.
kz stand in the ring, stunned. Suddenly, Moose turns and drives a chop into Hightower's throat. Hightower, choking, stumbles back into a Backstabber from Williams. Security floods past the CSH down the aisle and into the ring. kz hold their own for several minutes, racking up the body count and the fines, until they are finally brought under control and forced to the back.
STANK vs. SKURGE – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
"Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy." Skurge comes out to his theme music, along with SYB, to a rousing chorus of boos. He rolls in, nodding to the crowd. The boos turn to cheers as Stank makes his appearance. Stank hands the belt over to the referee, who shows it to Skurge and then to the crowd, and then hands it off. The bell rings and the two big men lock up, neither one giving an inch in the ring. They try to prove which one is the stronger, and succeed only in slowly rotating around the ring. Finally, Stank gets the upper hand in that, as he maneuvers his foot behind Skurge's, and pushes him over it. Skurge lands on his back in the ring, and Stank puts the boots to him. He drives Skurge backward, until he's under the rope, and the referee calls for the break. Stank steps back as Skurge pulls himself up the ropes. Skurge turns around just in time to see Stank closing in on him with a clothesline. Skurge ducks just in the nick of time, pulling the rope down, and sending Stank outside. Skurge ducks under to the outside of the ropes on the aprons and just as Stank is standing...whoa! Skurge went sailing and cross bodied Stank on to the floor! Who would have expected that? The two men roll around trying to get their bearings as we do not go to commercial, folks! Skurge is up first, and drags Stank up with him. He lands a few haymakers, keeping Stank loopy. He whips Stank around and sends him face first into the ring post. Stank staggers back out, and Skurge lifts him up and body slams him onto the floor. Ouch. Skurge "helps" Stank up as the referee reminds them that falls do NOT count anywhere. Skurge pushes Stank into the ring, and follows him in. Skurge goes to make a pin so we can all go home early, but Stank gets his shoulder up after one. Skurge shrugs it off, and pulls Stank up to one knee. He lands a series of chops that keep Stank of his game, and then runs back to the ropes, bouncing off with a boot to Stank's face. Stank is down again, and Skurge pins again. This time he gets a two-count.
Skurge is convinced that the referee has forgotten how to count, and turns to argue the point. Stank takes the opportunity for a much needed breather, and hauls himself up to a stand. The referee finally convinces him that he does know how to count, and Skurge, satisfied, turns around...right into Stank's outstretched hand! Stank grabs Skurge by the throat and choke slam! He applies a few more kicks, just because, and then hits the ropes. He's going for the Stankonia 2.0, but he gets nothing because Skurge rolls out of the way. Stank protests because he thinks SYB helped. SYB protests his innocence. The referee explains it to Skurge and turns to remind SYB to not interfere, as Stank makes a motion to the back. Firewoman comes down the ramp. Really? Okay... She walks right up to SYB and backs his ass into the corner. Stank and Skurge watch, and then turn back to each other. They exchange hockey fight punches, and then Stank changes the rhythm and hits one, two, three punches, driving Skurge into the corner. Stank follows him in and climbs to the second rope and starts with the 10-punch run. The crowd obligingly counts along....until they get to five. SYB has successfully gotten away from Firewoman, and has grabbed Stank's leg. He grabbed it about the first punch. It took him that long to loosen it. Firewoman runs after him, and SYB runs into the stands. Anyway, Stank falls backward from Skurge. Skurge goes up to the second rope and jumps off with a flying elbow drop. But, it's Stank's turn to roll out of the way. Both men stand and glare. Skurge budges first and runs the ropes catching Stank with an elbow. He runs again, and catches Stank with a clothesline that doesn't knock him down, but takes the wind out of him. Skurge figures third time is a charm, and goes to run again, but when he gets to the rope, Firewoman grabs his ankle. He turns around to swear at her, but she just smirks. The ref gives her the same warning he gave SYB earlier and Skurge turns around to see that Stank has recovered. He picks up Skurge, and hits a power bomb! He picks Skurge up and hits the second power bomb! Looks like he's headed for the Stankbomb, when SYB reappears from the crowd and jumps up to the apron, screaming about the unfairness of it all. The referee turns to tell him to go away, but he's telling the referee the finer points of the rules. Firewoman has had enough, and gets in the ring? She's across from SYB, but instead of going around, decides to go through. Stank grabs her arm mid-way through, and mouths "What are you doing?" She shoots him a look that says "Remove your arm or lose it." So, he does. She continues over and knocks SYB off the edge and to the floor. Stank looks confused, as do the fans, but he grabs Skurge anyway for the third power bomb! He makes the cover, and the referee, with an eye to Firewoman so she doesn't interfere, goes for the count. One-two-three!
WINNER in 15:11 and still INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION -- STANK!
The referee hands the belt back to Stank who raises it, then turns to looked with confusion at Firewoman. Firewoman merely smirks and rolls out of the ring, kicking SYB as she passes him by on her exit.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. DH MAGNUSSON vs. ANDERS DENIAL – Winner Gets an OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match, Poe is Special Guest Referee
DH Magnusson and Anders Denial are announced and make their way to the ring. Finally the special guest referee Poe is announced, and he comes out, in his wrestling gear, but wearing a referee shirt. Selena walks next to him and the crowd roars. A few steps behind him, Alexander Darling follows him, his head down the whole way. Poe steps into the ring, holds the ropes for Selena, then walks to the middle of the ring and holds the OOWF World Heavyweight Title high in the air for all to see, and probably basks in the cheers of the crowd a bit. Poe holds the ropes open again and Selena takes the title and finds a seat at ringside. Poe motions for the bell, and we are underway. Denial immediately charges out of the corner and catches Darling with a chop to the chest that sends him to one knee. Magnusson grabs Denial from behind and wrestles him to the mat, then hammers him with forearms to the back of the head. Alexander Darling charges off the ropes and catches Magnusson with a boot to the side of the head, sending DH to the mat. Darling pulls Denial to his feet and throws him between the ropes to the floor, then waits for Magnusson to get to his feet, kicks him in the guy and hooks him for a suplex, then drops him stomach first on the top rope. Darling then hits a drop kick to Magnusson’s head that sends him to the floor, just as Denial is coming back into the ring. Darling catches him with a drop toe hold and grabs a side head lock. The whole time Poe is standing in the corner watching the action with a strange look on his face. Anders works back to his feet and Magnusson comes back into the ring, Darling kicks Magnusson in the gut and grabs his head and hits a DDT/Bulldog combo. Darling covers, and Poe counts two before both Denial and Magnusson kicks out. Poe smirks and gets back to his feet and walks back to the corner. As Darling pulls Denial to his feet, Denial hits a low blow on Darling, and as he staggers away, Magnusson comes off the ropes and connects with a boot to the face that nearly takes Darling’s head off his shoulders. Denial grabs the back of Darling’s head and hammers him in the face with repeated shots, then drags him to the second rope and chokes him on it. DH Magnusson gets a running start and leaps onto Darling’s back, snapping his head back and sending him to the mat. Magnusson gets to his feet, only to be met by a chop to the head from Denial that sends him staggering to the corner. Denial charges in and catches Magnusson with a clothesline, then whips him to the opposite corner. Magnusson SLAMS into the turnbuckle sternum first and Denial charges across the ring and hits a SPEAR to Magnusson’s lower back bending him in half the wrong way! DH falls to the mat and grabs his back, a grimace of pain spreads across his face. Denial covers, and Poe walks over and makes a rather slow three count. Denial glares at Poe, but Poe just shrugs and walks back to the corner. Denial waits in a corner slowly starting to chop away, setting up for the Business Side, Magnusson gets to his feet and Denial is about to charge, when Darling grabs him from outside the ring and pulls him down and out of the ring. Darling then takes Denial and SLAMS him face first into the ring post, then lifts him and CRUCIFIX BOMBS him through the Galilean Announce Table! Inside the ring, Poe charges across the ring and KILLS Magnusson with the HIEROGLYPH! Alexander Darling slides under the ropes and covers Magnusson, Poe falls to the mat and counts, one, two, three!
WINNER in 15:11 – Alexander Darling
POE vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Selena climbs into the ring with the OOWF World Heavyweight Title and Poe strips off his referee shirt and holds the title in front of Alexander Darling’s face. Another referee comes to the ring and tentatively calls for the bell. Darling looks down and Poe snaps a command to him. Darling looks at him with pleading eyes, but Poe repeats the command and Alexander Darling lies on the mat. Poe puts one boot on his chest and the referee counts three. This one, is over.
WINNER in :15 – Poe
Poe holds the title above his head and celebrates as the crowd cheers. He turns to leave the ring and Ecosystem is right in his face with a mic:
Eco: You really think you are something don’t you? You fix a match to get Darling in the title match, then instead of facing him like a man, you take the COWARD’S way out and force him to lie down for you. <Eco gets in Darling’s face, who is now on his feet, looking down at the mat> WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? Where is your PRIDE? Are you going to let him do this to you?
Poe calls for a mic of his own
Poe: Eco, I am growing tired of your preaching. Alexander Darling is MY property, to do with what I see fit. It is none of your concern. Now, I suggest you leave this ring before you get hurt.
Eco: I am not afraid of you. You, are nothing but a bully. Deep inside, you are nothing but a coward
With that Poe HAMMERS Eco with a shot to the side of the head, Eco fires back and they are trading haymakers in the middle of the ring. Eco starts to get the better of the exchange, when Anders Denial, who had been lurking at ringside the whole time, jumps in and attacks Eco from behind. This brings DH Magnusson back into the fray and he grabs Anders and they brawl. The fight goes on for a few minutes when GM the Eric makes his way to the top of the ramp.
Ok, ok, ok! ENOUGH! You guys want to fight so badly? Well then I am announcing a SPECIAL tag team match. Poe and Anders Denial will face Ecosystem and DH Magnusson, and it will happen RIGHT NOW! Ring the bell!
POE & ANDERS DENIAL vs. DH MAGNUSSON & ECOSYSTEM
Poe turns back around after listening to GM the Eric’s comments and eats a spinning heel kick from Ecosystem that sends the champ into the ropes. Eco grabs Poe and tries a whip across the ring, but Poe reverses it and tries a big boot, but Eco ducks under his foot and makes a blind tag to Magnusson. On the rebound Poe tries a clothesline, but Eco ducks it, then puts on the breaks and turns to face Poe. Poe snarls for him to face him, but Eco just motions behind Poe. When Poe turns around, DH Magnusson KILLS him with a boot to the face. Magnusson grabs Poe and he and Eco suplex the champ, driving him to the mat. Poe pops up and tags in Anders Denial and powders out to the outside. Denial tries a punch to the side of Magnusson’s head, but DH blocks it and slams Denial in the face with a head butt. Magnusson scoops Denial up onto his shoulder and tags in Eco, then DRIVES Denial to the mat. Ecosystem climbs to the top rope and hits a flying leg drop, covers and gets a two count. Denial gets to his feet and catches a charging Ecosystem with a chop to the chest that slows him down, then makes the tag to Poe. Denial slips out of the ring and takes the OOWF World Heavyweight Title from Selena and tosses it into the ring to Poe, just before Magnusson LEVELS him with a tackle, taking him to the floor. Poe catches the title and waits for Eco to get to his feet. Eco stands up and Poe charges with the title, Eco ducks and Poe hits the ropes, Eco rolls him up from behind and bridges and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 6:04 – Ecosystem and DH Magnusson
Eco bails out of the ring and grabs Magnusson and they back up the ramp with their arms raised in victory, the crowd kind of cheers, but they are not exactly behind them. Inside the ring, Denial and Poe seethe with rage. After a moment a smirk slowly spreads across his face and he calls Alexander Darling into the ring. Darling obeys and stands there with his head down. Watching Eco the entire time, Poe grabs Darling by the throat and CHOKESLAMS him to the mat, drawing roars from the crowd. Eco starts back toward the ring, but Magnusson stops him and they slowly head back up the ramp to the back, as the camera focuses on a prone Alexander Darling and Poe standing over him with the world title.
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THIM REYNOLDS vs. MATTE vs. SYB
Thim, Matte and SYB make their way to the ring and get ready for the match. This is a standard three way dance, first pin fall or submission wins. Matte slumps in the corner as the bell rings, and SYB walks right up to Thim and tells him what he thinks of British wrestlers, that is, until Thim unloads with a slap that loosens SYB’s teeth and sends him to the mat. With SYB down, Thim drops an elbow across the small of his back and immediately tries to lock on the reflex-o-lock, but Matte charges out of the corner and connects with a kick to the side of Thim’s head breaking the hold. Matte pulls Thim to his feet and throws him over the top rope to the floor. Matte turns around and offers SYB his hand to help him up, SYB flips him off, so Matte kicks him in the teeth, then pounces on him for the cover, but SYB kicks out at two. Matte pulls SYB up and sends him to the ropes, then takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold, but Thim is back into the ring and he catches SYB as he falls and DRIVES him to the mat with a DDT! SYB is DEAD! Thim tries to cover, but Matte gets involved again, catching Thim with a straight right to the face. This only serves to piss Thim off and he gets to his feet and he and Matte trade punches, which he gets the better of, and finishes him off with a head butt to the face. Thim grabs Matte and throws him over the top rope to the floor. SYB is on his knees, and he waits for Thim to turn around and when the referee is checking on Matte, he hits the JERSEY TURNPIKE! SYB covers and screams for the referee to turn around, he does, and SYB gets a two count before Thim rolls his shoulder. SYB gets on his feet and argues with the referee, I think he just asked him if he knew karate. SYB rears back to throw a punch at the referee, and Thim, now back on his feet, grabs him and hits a half nelson suplex that folds SYB up like an accordion. Matte slides back into the ring, spins Thim around, kicks him in the gut and PLANTS him with a NEVERMIND DDT! Matte covers SYB first, but only gets a two count, then he crawls over to Thim and covers him, but he only gets a two count there too. Matte slaps the mat in frustration and heads to the top rope. He gets to the top and SYB meets him there and tries a superplex, but Thim gets on HIS feet and he gets under SYB, Thim steps out of the corner and SLAMS SYB to the mat with a power bomb, which also makes him hit the superplex on Matte! Matte bounces out of the ring, SYB could be dead. Thim tries to reach between the ropes to pull Matte back in, but from a sitting position on the floor, Matte grabs a chair and swings it up over his head, warping it on Thim’s head, as Thim staggers backward, he trips over a prone SYB, SYB, barely conscious himself, rolls Thim up and gets the one, two, THREE just before Matte gets back into the ring!
WINNER in 10:59 - SYB
THE DEAD vs. NAYR
Nayr the Halfling Luchadore makes his way to the ring first to a nice reaction, sprinting down the aisle and sliding into the ring. He hops onto the ropes and waves to the crowd, until The Dead makes his entrance. Dead acknowledges the crowd's cheers as he makes his way to the ring. He climbs in and faces off with Nayr as referee Junior Hale gives them their instructions. Dead holds out a fist, Nayr bumps it, and Junior calls for the bell.
Dead and Nayr circle and lock up, and Nayr snaps off an arm drag. He follows with a second one, then nails Dead in the face with a standing dropkick that sends him out to the floor. Nayr pauses until Dead starts to get up, then hits the opposite ropes and sprints across the ring – handspring into a springboard moonsault! Nayr slams into Dead and drives him to the floor. Nayr pulls Dead to his feet and shoves him into the ring. He climbs on the apron and waits for Dead to get up – springboard hurricanrana countered into a power bomb! Dead holds Nayr in place and gets a long two count.
Dead pulls Nayr to his feet and sends him into the corner, following him in with a clothesline. Nayr stumbles out of the corner and Dead buries a knee in his stomach. He tries for a DDT, but Nayr grabs the ropes and Dead hits the mat. Nayr drives an elbow into Dead's sternum, then rolls out to the apron. He hits a slingshot leg drop and hooks both legs, but Dead kicks out at one. Dead gets up and Nayr attacks with a series of kicks, sending Dead to the mat. Nayr runs up the ropes into a moonsault, but Dead moves out of the way. Nayr lands on his feet, and Dead launches to his feet and spears him into the turnbuckles. Dead rocks Nayr with a series of punches, then starts an Irish whip, but pulls him back into a release belly-to-belly suplex that slams Nayr upside-down into the turnbuckles.
Dead pulls Nayr to his feet and sends him to the ropes. Nayr ducks a clothesline and comes back with a crossbody, but Dead snags him out of the air and turns it into a black hole slam. He hooks the leg and gets another long two count. Dead hits a delayed vertical suplex, then rebounds off the ropes and drives an elbow into Nayr's chest. Dead waits for Nayr to get up and tries to Close The Casket, but Nayr ducks and goes to the ropes, coming back with a flying forearm. Nayr runs to the corner, hops to the top rope, and leaps off with – well, we'll never know, because Dead rolls to his feet and Closes the Casket in mid-air. Nayr slams into the mat and Dead rolls him up for the academic three count.
WINNER: In 8:01, The Dead.
CONCRETE TG vs. SLEAR BV MAN
Davis Hightower is YOUR Referee!
Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man strides to the ring, silencing the fans on the ramp who don't dare boo him since he's close enough to attack. He gets in the ring and snarls at the fans, who find it finally safe to boo and jeer him.
The crowd rises as one as "With Jupiter in Mind" starts, and Concrete TG strides out. He salutes the crowd and slaps hands with the fans, taking in their adulations. He enters the ring and looks off Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man as he gathers a mic.
CTG: Where is he, Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man? Where is LADDER and what have you done with him? You've been strangely quiet all this time and I would think that you would be bragging a great deal louder if he were, indeed, still in your grasp!
SLEAR-BVM: (snatching the mic) LADDER is still in my control, "Hiro", and I'll prove it......
Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man points to the jumbotron over the ramp, where LADDER is chained and lashed to the side of Tokyo Tower! The crowd gasps, then erupts in protest.
SLEAR-BVM: He's quite safe, cause the chains are QUITE tight.
CTG: FIEND! MAJIN! How dare you treat a former champion such as LADDER This way?
SLEAR-BVM: because he's YOUR ally. And unless you defeat me, LADDER will remain my personal stepping stone to your demise.
Crete LUNGES at Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man! Hightower hastily calls for the bell as the two start trading punches at great speed. The two brawl about the ring, dodging big swings and high kicks. Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man catches one of Crete's legs on a kick and ragdoll slams him! Crete rolls aside before a boot lands on his chest. Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man grins wider as Crete pulls himself up with the ropes. The two exchange knowing smirks before lunging toward each other again. The lockup is so intense, sparks of electricity start popping and flashing around them. A handheld cameraman backs up a little as he thinks it might short out his feed (a complaint from the production truck confirms this) and as he resets the shot he catches Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man pushing Crete down to his knees! Crowd shouts encouragement as Crete tries to refocus and get his leverage back. Hightower is staying well clear of this - he's never seen stuff like this before (no one warned him?).
Crete starts to turn the tables on Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man as he pushes back to his feet. Crowd oohs and aahs as they see a faint flicker of an aura around Crete - now the handhelds are ALL backing up! With a mighty Ki-ai (shout) Crete HURLS Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man over the floor seats and into the wall at the base of the lower level! Hightower's jaw is on the mat! Crete poses on the corner to the delight of the crowd, and he points to where Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man landed - the wall's caved in! Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man gets to his feet, holding his head and looking none too pleased. He shouts several insults, the last cut off by a long-distance SUPER HERO CROSS BODY! The two careen into the wall again and damage it further.
Hightower is still shocked as the two warriors get to their feet and start brawling all over again. He loses sight of them as they dash about the floor, and before Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man can flatten Crete against another wall he is POUNCED BY SUPER NEKOPLUSHIE! She's furious that her former co-worker and rival LADDER is in so much danger! She lands on Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man's shoulders and gives him a PLUSHIECARANNA! Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man tumbles for a good fifteen feet before he rolls to a knee. Crete thanks Super Nekoplushie for her assistance but before she can warn him he's BLASTED into the stands - quite literally! Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man is back on his feet, one hand outstretched from a ki blast. He aims for Super Nekoplushie, who tumbles under some seats before he can fire. Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man closes in on Super Nekoplushie when he, too, is blasted - Crete is back on his feet and he looks PISSED! He charges Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man and the two start tumbling and brawling again. They don't even hear the bell ring as the double count out is called.
WINNER in 9:21 - No contest.
General Takada appears at the top of the ramp with a mic:
Takada: So, Hiiro - you have failed in defeating Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man. Now, we destroy your friend LADDER and we will take Tokyo Tower with it!
Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man: (stands, laughing - he has Crete by the throat)
CTG: (glaring at Takada, trying to get free)
Takada: Release him, Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man - let me hear his last words!
Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man: (drops Crete and takes the mic from general Takada) YOU BETTER MAKE IT QUICK, I WANT TO SEE TOKYO TOWER BURN!!
CTG: (catching his breath as he gathers the mic) Takada-shogun..... I have not won, nor have I lost. This battle has raged to stalemates regardless of venue. I propose that we settle our differences in a proper combat. We have a Pay-per-view coming, as you know.....
Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man: NO DEALS
CTG: Citizen Violence, a moment - this will interest you as well. I propose we settle this debate over my ally LADDER..... in fifteen feet of steel.
Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man: (snatches the mic) A CAGE?? THAT'S ALL YOU CAN COME UP WITH??
CTG: (shakes his head no and points up)
The roof is suddenly ripped open as a GIANT ROBOT peeks through the hole!! The crowd screams in surprise (and maybe a little panic)
CTG: (snatches the mic from the shocked Super Large Explosive Anger and Random Bloody Violence Man) We will settle this in a TOKYO SUPER GUNDAM ROBO GRANDIZER STREET FIGHT! Two fifteen foot mechs, no rules! The goal is to get from the Budokhan to Tokyo Tower and whoever grabs LADDER first is the winner!
The crowd roars its approval.... but will the GMs accept it?? STAY TUNED!
RUN DLP vs. TEAM FUEL – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Match
This war rages on as these two Campeonas de Trios teams have traded the Championships back and forth over the past month or so. As we lead up to the last PPV before Hell on Earth, this match should prove to provide some big-time momentum leading up to this Sunday. “Fuel” comes up over the sounds system, and Team Fuel makes their way to the ring with purpose: Firewoman in front, Evans and Larson behind her, looking like they've been scolded. They get in the ring quickly and all just stare up at the ramp. “Walk this Way” fires up now, and the crowd gets to their feet. Davin, Phantos and Lucios all have their bags of goodies, and are giving away free shit to the paid attendance here. You know the drill. Once the bags are empty, the t-shirt guns come out. Evans looks to want to go beat them up; but Fire restrains him, knowing that t-shirt guns make nice weapons. Davin, Phantos and Lucios all get into the ring, championships around their waist. They do some posing for the crowd before handing their championships over to Senior Referee Davis Hightower. He holds them high in the air. This match is for the OOWF Campeonas de Trios Championships. Hightower hands them to the outside and calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Combatants clear the ring quickly, and it looks, surprisingly, like its Phantos and Firewoman left behind. Fire looks a bit apprehensive, that is, until Phantos dropkicks her in the knee. She doesn't particularly care for that, and tries to get back to her feet as she steadies herself on one knee. SHINING WIZARD from Phantos sends Fire for a loop. He covers...1...2...Larson breaks up the count. Oh no, here we go. Lucios comes lumbering in, and clotheslines Larson out of the ring. Evans surreptitiously sneaks onto the top rope and hits a FLYING NECKBREAKER on Lucios. Evans stomps away for a bit, until he is GOOZLED by Davin! Davin climbs up the turnbuckle, and takes the goozled Evans with him. He faces to the outside. Oh...he's not...FLYING CHOKESLAM from the top turnbuckle all the way out to the floor! This draws some “Holy Shit!” chants, but back in the ring, Fire has laid Phantos out, and looking to end things! She goes for the BFE...but Phantos has already moved, and Hightower gets in the way! He eats the Firesault full-on, and is probably dead. Well, we all know what this means...
Larson flips the apron up and starts throwing every possible thing he can find into the ring. On the other side, Davin is doing the same thing...including the t-shirt guns. Lucios gets up and is able to intercede as Firewoman is beating down Phantos with a trash can lid. BIG BOOT to Fire, followed up by a Gut wrench Suplex into a ladder on the mat that hasn't been set up yet. He tries to revive Hightower (no chance), decides it's a fruitless effort, and goes back to work on Fire, just in time to eat a Steel Chair to the face. That hurt. Larson snickers, but doesn't see Phantos flying in with a VAN DARNINATOR! Davin stops trying to set shit up and goes over to help Phantos. They drag Larson over to one of the tables, and hit a 3D through the table! Unfortunately for Phantos, he doesn't see Evans swinging for the fences, and blasting him in the back of the head with a Baseball Bat, and it made a sickening sound. Evans only has a second to admire his handiwork before he is GOOZLED again!
There's a commotion in the crowd, and out of nowhere comes IHOP! SYB is in quickly and destroys Davin with a JERSEY TURNPIKE! Skurge nails Evans with a DDT into a Trash Can! THE Amnesiac climbs into the ring behind his teammates, just long enough for Firewoman to blast him in the temple with a Steel Pipe, sending him out of the ring and probably killing him (for the purposes of this match anyway). Skurge is sprinting at Firewoman, but he finds a LOW BRIDGE and falls to the outside. SYB hits Firewoman with a JERSEY TURNPIKE! But uh...wow, you're dumb, SYB. Firewoman kicks him in the stomach and hits an old-school Pile driver. Fire flips SYB to his stomach, and finds herself a light tube. This could get ugly if she's gonna do what I think she is. She is. She puts the light tube in SYB's mouth, sets him up, and hits the LIGHT-TUBE ASSISTED FIRESTOMP! Somewhere Alexander Darling burst into tears. SYB is just emptying himself of blood as Fire pushes him to the out to the floor. She feels herself flying, looks down, and sees Tytan has her on his shoulders. Naturally, no love lost between these two, and Fire starts raining punches down on Tytan. She doesn't see Eco flying at her with a Missile Dropkick, nor does she see Matte timing a Springboard Nevermind DDT right onto one of the ladders.
Team TEaM congratulates themselves briefly until they see all of Run DLP standing in front of them, holding more light tubes. Eco seems to think that they're buddies, but finds out they are not. Team TEaM all eat light tube and hit the mat. Run DLP tries to shove Team TEaM out of the ring, but Evans and Larson hit Stereo Missile Dropkicks which sort of sends Run DLP crashing into each other. Evans and Larson congratulate each other briefly before heading for more weapons, opting for some good ol-fashioned baseball bats. They grab a couple and stalk over to where the 3 bodies lay prone. Suddenly, the crowd's on their feet! Fall River's Own Angelo Barros comes SPRINTING down the ramp. He grabs hold on one of the bats and cautions them about a disqualification. They give him the “are you serious” look before dropping the bats and dragging Davin and Phantos out of the rubble. Larson goes to cover Davin, and Barros gets into position to count. Hightower starts to come to and sees Phantos roll up Evans who's not paying attention....1....2....3! But for who? Barros and Hightower come together and discuss. They then go to the OOWF Bat Phone by the Timekeeper's area. They then whisper to the ring announcer and try to hurry up the ramp.
WINNERS in 14:59 by DOUBLE PIN – Run DLP and Team Fuel! As a result the Campeonas de Trios Championships have been held up!
OUTBACK JACK vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
Matt Folz makes his way to the ring, all business, as usual. He steps between the ropes and doesn’t acknowledge the referee, the fans, anyone, he just heads to the corner and waits for Outback Jack to show up. “Thunderstruck” plays and Outback Jack makes his way to the ring to the roar of the crowd. He steps into the ring and hands the referee the title and goes to the corner to wait. The referee calls both men to the center of the ring and holds the title up for both to see, then calls for the bell, this one is underway! The two slowly circle and lock up, Jack pushes Folz back to the corner and the referee calls for a clean break and gets it. The two move back to the middle of the ring again and lock up, this time Jack snaps Folz to the mat with an arm drag, and locks on an arm bar. Folz doesn’t stay down for long, he works back to his feet and pushes Jack to the ropes, the referee calls for a clean break and Jack breaks, but Folz buries a knee into his gut, then sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a power slam into a pin, but Jack kicks out at two. Folz keeps Jack on the mat, grabbing his leg and locking him in a spinning toe hold. Folz grinds his elbow right onto Jack’s ankle trying to soften that ankle up for the ankle lock. Folz gets several two counts, but Jack slowly works his way to the ropes and finally grabs the bottom rope and forces the break. That was Jack’s first rope break, he gets two more. Folz waits for Jack to get to his feet, then clips him from behind, rolling his knee and ankle under him. Jack yells in pain and rolls out of the ring and can’t put any weight on his leg. He hobbles around the ring and just appears to be able to put some weight on it, when Folz rounds the ring post and LEVELS him with a clothesline. Folz rolls Jack back into the ring and covers, and gets a two count. Folz pulls Jack to his feet and hits a t-bone suplex, DRIVING Jack to the mat, he covers again and hooks the head and leg, but Jack kicks out at two. Folz pulls Jack up once again and traps him in an abdominal stretch, digging his elbow into Jack’s ribs trying for the submission. Jack snarls in pain, but refuses to give up. After what seems like an eternity trapped in the stretch, Jack is finally able to hip toss his way out of it, but he can’t follow up, he falls to the mat grabbing his side in pain. The match continues for another few minutes, Folz maintains the upper hand and Jack takes a helluva beating. Finally we are down to two minutes left, and Jack is on his feet after Folz kept him grounded with another leg lock, the two men are trading punches, Jack is getting the better of it, but Folz stops him with a kick right to his weakened knee. Folz pulls Jack to his feet, sends him to the ropes and catches him with a release belly to belly suplex! Folz immediately pounces on Jack and grabs his ankle and puts him in the ankle lock, Jack makes it to the ropes, his second break, and Folz releases the hold, for a split second, then drags Jack to the middle of the ring and reapplies the move, falling to the mat and grapevining the leg just as the announcer announces there is one minute remaining. Jack struggles to the ropes, but he is right in the center of the ring. Folz threatens to snap his ankle, can Jack hold on? Thirty seconds, fifteen seconds, we actually get a countdown and the fans count along TEN…NINE…EIGHT…Folz twists Jack’s ankle at a ridiculous angle, Jack yells in pain…SEVEN…SIX…FIVE…Jack raises his arm like he is going to tap, his ankle could well be broken…FOUR…THREE…TWO…ONE! Jack made it, somehow! Folz releases the hold and yells at the official, Jack grabs his leg in pain and tries to drag himself to the corner, but Folz lands a few more kicks to the ankle before being pushed aside by the referee.
WINNER – Time Limit Draw at 15:00 – Outback Jack remains OOWF Onslaught Champion
THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. TEAM TEAM vs. KZ – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
kz enter the arena first, completely ignoring the crowd raining down hatred upon them. L.D. Williams tapes his fists as they walk down the aisle, and Moosehead Jack is carrying his trusty barbed wire bat. Referee Davis Hightower meets them at ringside and has words with Moose about the bat. Moose threatens to make him eat it, and Hightower offers to toss the match before it starts. Moose drops the bat and slides into the ring, and Junior Hale sneaks out to grab it and take it to the back. Moose slumps in the corner, and Williams warms up.
BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO HEAR SOMETHING STRANGE?
"This is Halloween" plays and team TEaM make their way onto the stage. The crowd roars its approval, and Ecosystem and Tytan pause for a moment to acknowledge them, then stride to the ring. They enter, and Hightower positions himself to keep the two teams apart.
Finally, the Champions make their entrance, and the crowd goes wild for the OOWF's newest faces. Johnny Adrenaline and Attitude Adjuster seem a little shell-shocked. They look around the arena until their eyes meet, and exchange a nod. As one they hoist their belts high, and the crowd comes unglued. The Chickenshit Heroes make their way down the aisle, and seem to be settling into their new roles, stopping to sign a few autographs on the way (mind you, AA manages to 'borrow” a fan's drink in the process). Once the CSH are in the ring, Hightower takes the titles and calls for the bell.
Moose steps onto the apron, as do Eco and Tytan. Johnny and AA exchange a look and AA leaves the ring as well. Johnny and Williams circle and Williams tries to lock up, but Johnny dives underneath and does a forward roll into the Team TEaM corner, where he tags Eco. Eco gives Johnny a look of disdain, and steps into the ring. Williams and Eco lock up, and Williams grabs a headlock. Eco shoots him off, drops to the mat for the first pass, then tries leapfrog, but Williams snags him out of the air with a brutal spine buster. Williams mounts Eco and starts slamming left hands into his face. Hightower warns, orders, and finally pries him off. With a snarl, Williams grabs Eco in a front face lock and drags him to the kz corner to tag Moose.
Williams holds Eco open and Moose delivers a kick to the ribs. Moose grabs a headlock and takes him to the mat. He sits Eco up and drives a series of elbows into his neck, then tries to twist his head off. Tytan sprints across the ring and levels Moose with a clothesline. He pulls Moose up and sends him into the CSH corner before Hightower forces him out. Johnny and AA are waiting with twin punches to the face when Moose hits the corner. Moose stumbles back, and Eco rolls him up. Hightower counts One...Tw-Eco lets him up when he realizes he can't win the belts that way. Eco rolls to his feet and stares at the laughing CSH. Eco has some things to say about that, and the CSH respond in kind. Eco slaps AA across the face, and the CSH start to come into the ring, but change their minds and drop to the floor just as Moose plants a flying knee in Eco's back, slamming him into the turnbuckles. Moose grabs Eco as he stumbles back and drops him on his head with a German suplex, then nails him with the Busaiku Knee as he gets up.
Outside the ring, Johnny and AA are enjoying the show until they see Tytan approaching. They turn the other direction and see Williams headed their way. They hesitate for a moment, and both men get leveled by clotheslines. Williams stuffs AA into the ring and grabs Johnny. He whips him to Tytan, who flips Johnny high over his shoulder. Williams is right behind Johnny and hits Tytan with a Codebreaker on the floor.
Meanwhile, inside the ring, Moose has AA set up for a heart punch when Eco grabs him from behind in a full nelson. AA winds up, but Williams slides into the ring and grabs his fist. He spins AA around and buries a knee in his stomach, then sends him into the corner. Moose breaks free of Eco and grabs his arm. Williams grabs the other, and they send him face-first into AA. Eco stumbles back, and Williams hits a release German Suplex, while Moose moves in on AA and this time hits the Heart Punch. He covers, but Johnny drags him out of the ring before Hightower can count.
Williams sees this and dives through the ropes, spearing Johnny into the railing. AA gets groggily to his feet, and Eco hooks him from behind and sets up the endgame. Before he can hit it, however, Moose slides into the ring and drives an elbow into his face. Eco clutches his nose, and blood starts to seep between his fingers. Moose moves to continue his attack, but Tytan is in and clocks him with a right hand. Tytan sends Moose hard into the corner and follows him with an avalanche, then plants him with a power bomb. Tytan turns to AA, but he's already slipped to the outside.
Out on the floor, Williams has Johnny pinned against the railing and is walking away. AA looks over his shoulder and sees Hightower checking on Eco, then nails Williams with a low blow. AA pins Williams' arms and Johnny nails him with a series of punches, then the CSH run him face-first into the ring post. Tytan starts to come after them, but Moose has regained his feet and slams a head butt into the back of the big man's head, followed by a second one that brings Tytan to his knees. Eco attacks Moose from behind with a series of kicks that take him off his feet. Eco sees the CSH backing up the aisle, and goes after them, with Tytan slowly following.
Team TEaM catch the CSH in the aisle, and AA greets Eco with a thumb to the eye, followed by a kick to the gut and a knee to his already bloody face. Johnny attacks Tytan, but no sale. Tytan lifts Johnny for a two-handed
choke slam, but Williams chop blocks him. Williams grabs Johnny and drags him to the ring, and Tytan isn't far behind them. Moose steps onto the apron, and levels Tytan with a diving clothesline as Williams stuff Johnny into the ring.
As Moose and Tytan brawl on the floor and AA and Eco fight in the aisle, Williams takes Johnny down with a suplex, then rolls him over and ties him up with the STF. As soon as he locks it in, Johnny taps!! The bell rings, Williams releases the hold, and Johnny bails. Moose makes it back in the ring, and Hightower raises their arms. kz turn to Hightower and say something, and Hightower shakes his head. The conversation gets more heated, and kz start making belt motions. At the sound of laughter, they turn to the aisle, where the CSH are standing with the belts and a microphone.
JA: “We told you! We told you you'd never get these belts back! You blew your last chance!”
AA: “Play the tape, monkeys.”
JA: What AA's trying to say is we want a rule change for next week's OOWF tag team title match in YOKAHAMA, JAPAN (cheap pop!). Three-way matches, as you well know, put the champs at a disadvantage because they can lose the title without being pinned. So we want the match to be "Champs Must Be Pinned" for titles to change hands.
AA: “Pinned. Pinned. We came right out and said it, and you still blew it. You didn't pin me, and you didn't pin Johnny, so no belts for you.”
JA: “You won the battle, but lost the war. So much for the mighty kz.”
AA: “Have fun being former champions boys, because you will never hold these belts again.”
WINNERS, by submission in 26:47, kz. Still champions, by pre-match stipulation, The Chickenshit Heroes.
kz stand in the ring, stunned. Suddenly, Moose turns and drives a chop into Hightower's throat. Hightower, choking, stumbles back into a Backstabber from Williams. Security floods past the CSH down the aisle and into the ring. kz hold their own for several minutes, racking up the body count and the fines, until they are finally brought under control and forced to the back.
STANK vs. SKURGE – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
"Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy." Skurge comes out to his theme music, along with SYB, to a rousing chorus of boos. He rolls in, nodding to the crowd. The boos turn to cheers as Stank makes his appearance. Stank hands the belt over to the referee, who shows it to Skurge and then to the crowd, and then hands it off. The bell rings and the two big men lock up, neither one giving an inch in the ring. They try to prove which one is the stronger, and succeed only in slowly rotating around the ring. Finally, Stank gets the upper hand in that, as he maneuvers his foot behind Skurge's, and pushes him over it. Skurge lands on his back in the ring, and Stank puts the boots to him. He drives Skurge backward, until he's under the rope, and the referee calls for the break. Stank steps back as Skurge pulls himself up the ropes. Skurge turns around just in time to see Stank closing in on him with a clothesline. Skurge ducks just in the nick of time, pulling the rope down, and sending Stank outside. Skurge ducks under to the outside of the ropes on the aprons and just as Stank is standing...whoa! Skurge went sailing and cross bodied Stank on to the floor! Who would have expected that? The two men roll around trying to get their bearings as we do not go to commercial, folks! Skurge is up first, and drags Stank up with him. He lands a few haymakers, keeping Stank loopy. He whips Stank around and sends him face first into the ring post. Stank staggers back out, and Skurge lifts him up and body slams him onto the floor. Ouch. Skurge "helps" Stank up as the referee reminds them that falls do NOT count anywhere. Skurge pushes Stank into the ring, and follows him in. Skurge goes to make a pin so we can all go home early, but Stank gets his shoulder up after one. Skurge shrugs it off, and pulls Stank up to one knee. He lands a series of chops that keep Stank of his game, and then runs back to the ropes, bouncing off with a boot to Stank's face. Stank is down again, and Skurge pins again. This time he gets a two-count.
Skurge is convinced that the referee has forgotten how to count, and turns to argue the point. Stank takes the opportunity for a much needed breather, and hauls himself up to a stand. The referee finally convinces him that he does know how to count, and Skurge, satisfied, turns around...right into Stank's outstretched hand! Stank grabs Skurge by the throat and choke slam! He applies a few more kicks, just because, and then hits the ropes. He's going for the Stankonia 2.0, but he gets nothing because Skurge rolls out of the way. Stank protests because he thinks SYB helped. SYB protests his innocence. The referee explains it to Skurge and turns to remind SYB to not interfere, as Stank makes a motion to the back. Firewoman comes down the ramp. Really? Okay... She walks right up to SYB and backs his ass into the corner. Stank and Skurge watch, and then turn back to each other. They exchange hockey fight punches, and then Stank changes the rhythm and hits one, two, three punches, driving Skurge into the corner. Stank follows him in and climbs to the second rope and starts with the 10-punch run. The crowd obligingly counts along....until they get to five. SYB has successfully gotten away from Firewoman, and has grabbed Stank's leg. He grabbed it about the first punch. It took him that long to loosen it. Firewoman runs after him, and SYB runs into the stands. Anyway, Stank falls backward from Skurge. Skurge goes up to the second rope and jumps off with a flying elbow drop. But, it's Stank's turn to roll out of the way. Both men stand and glare. Skurge budges first and runs the ropes catching Stank with an elbow. He runs again, and catches Stank with a clothesline that doesn't knock him down, but takes the wind out of him. Skurge figures third time is a charm, and goes to run again, but when he gets to the rope, Firewoman grabs his ankle. He turns around to swear at her, but she just smirks. The ref gives her the same warning he gave SYB earlier and Skurge turns around to see that Stank has recovered. He picks up Skurge, and hits a power bomb! He picks Skurge up and hits the second power bomb! Looks like he's headed for the Stankbomb, when SYB reappears from the crowd and jumps up to the apron, screaming about the unfairness of it all. The referee turns to tell him to go away, but he's telling the referee the finer points of the rules. Firewoman has had enough, and gets in the ring? She's across from SYB, but instead of going around, decides to go through. Stank grabs her arm mid-way through, and mouths "What are you doing?" She shoots him a look that says "Remove your arm or lose it." So, he does. She continues over and knocks SYB off the edge and to the floor. Stank looks confused, as do the fans, but he grabs Skurge anyway for the third power bomb! He makes the cover, and the referee, with an eye to Firewoman so she doesn't interfere, goes for the count. One-two-three!
WINNER in 15:11 and still INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION -- STANK!
The referee hands the belt back to Stank who raises it, then turns to looked with confusion at Firewoman. Firewoman merely smirks and rolls out of the ring, kicking SYB as she passes him by on her exit.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. DH MAGNUSSON vs. ANDERS DENIAL – Winner Gets an OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match, Poe is Special Guest Referee
DH Magnusson and Anders Denial are announced and make their way to the ring. Finally the special guest referee Poe is announced, and he comes out, in his wrestling gear, but wearing a referee shirt. Selena walks next to him and the crowd roars. A few steps behind him, Alexander Darling follows him, his head down the whole way. Poe steps into the ring, holds the ropes for Selena, then walks to the middle of the ring and holds the OOWF World Heavyweight Title high in the air for all to see, and probably basks in the cheers of the crowd a bit. Poe holds the ropes open again and Selena takes the title and finds a seat at ringside. Poe motions for the bell, and we are underway. Denial immediately charges out of the corner and catches Darling with a chop to the chest that sends him to one knee. Magnusson grabs Denial from behind and wrestles him to the mat, then hammers him with forearms to the back of the head. Alexander Darling charges off the ropes and catches Magnusson with a boot to the side of the head, sending DH to the mat. Darling pulls Denial to his feet and throws him between the ropes to the floor, then waits for Magnusson to get to his feet, kicks him in the guy and hooks him for a suplex, then drops him stomach first on the top rope. Darling then hits a drop kick to Magnusson’s head that sends him to the floor, just as Denial is coming back into the ring. Darling catches him with a drop toe hold and grabs a side head lock. The whole time Poe is standing in the corner watching the action with a strange look on his face. Anders works back to his feet and Magnusson comes back into the ring, Darling kicks Magnusson in the gut and grabs his head and hits a DDT/Bulldog combo. Darling covers, and Poe counts two before both Denial and Magnusson kicks out. Poe smirks and gets back to his feet and walks back to the corner. As Darling pulls Denial to his feet, Denial hits a low blow on Darling, and as he staggers away, Magnusson comes off the ropes and connects with a boot to the face that nearly takes Darling’s head off his shoulders. Denial grabs the back of Darling’s head and hammers him in the face with repeated shots, then drags him to the second rope and chokes him on it. DH Magnusson gets a running start and leaps onto Darling’s back, snapping his head back and sending him to the mat. Magnusson gets to his feet, only to be met by a chop to the head from Denial that sends him staggering to the corner. Denial charges in and catches Magnusson with a clothesline, then whips him to the opposite corner. Magnusson SLAMS into the turnbuckle sternum first and Denial charges across the ring and hits a SPEAR to Magnusson’s lower back bending him in half the wrong way! DH falls to the mat and grabs his back, a grimace of pain spreads across his face. Denial covers, and Poe walks over and makes a rather slow three count. Denial glares at Poe, but Poe just shrugs and walks back to the corner. Denial waits in a corner slowly starting to chop away, setting up for the Business Side, Magnusson gets to his feet and Denial is about to charge, when Darling grabs him from outside the ring and pulls him down and out of the ring. Darling then takes Denial and SLAMS him face first into the ring post, then lifts him and CRUCIFIX BOMBS him through the Galilean Announce Table! Inside the ring, Poe charges across the ring and KILLS Magnusson with the HIEROGLYPH! Alexander Darling slides under the ropes and covers Magnusson, Poe falls to the mat and counts, one, two, three!
WINNER in 15:11 – Alexander Darling
POE vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Selena climbs into the ring with the OOWF World Heavyweight Title and Poe strips off his referee shirt and holds the title in front of Alexander Darling’s face. Another referee comes to the ring and tentatively calls for the bell. Darling looks down and Poe snaps a command to him. Darling looks at him with pleading eyes, but Poe repeats the command and Alexander Darling lies on the mat. Poe puts one boot on his chest and the referee counts three. This one, is over.
WINNER in :15 – Poe
Poe holds the title above his head and celebrates as the crowd cheers. He turns to leave the ring and Ecosystem is right in his face with a mic:
Eco: You really think you are something don’t you? You fix a match to get Darling in the title match, then instead of facing him like a man, you take the COWARD’S way out and force him to lie down for you. <Eco gets in Darling’s face, who is now on his feet, looking down at the mat> WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? Where is your PRIDE? Are you going to let him do this to you?
Poe calls for a mic of his own
Poe: Eco, I am growing tired of your preaching. Alexander Darling is MY property, to do with what I see fit. It is none of your concern. Now, I suggest you leave this ring before you get hurt.
Eco: I am not afraid of you. You, are nothing but a bully. Deep inside, you are nothing but a coward
With that Poe HAMMERS Eco with a shot to the side of the head, Eco fires back and they are trading haymakers in the middle of the ring. Eco starts to get the better of the exchange, when Anders Denial, who had been lurking at ringside the whole time, jumps in and attacks Eco from behind. This brings DH Magnusson back into the fray and he grabs Anders and they brawl. The fight goes on for a few minutes when GM the Eric makes his way to the top of the ramp.
Ok, ok, ok! ENOUGH! You guys want to fight so badly? Well then I am announcing a SPECIAL tag team match. Poe and Anders Denial will face Ecosystem and DH Magnusson, and it will happen RIGHT NOW! Ring the bell!
POE & ANDERS DENIAL vs. DH MAGNUSSON & ECOSYSTEM
Poe turns back around after listening to GM the Eric’s comments and eats a spinning heel kick from Ecosystem that sends the champ into the ropes. Eco grabs Poe and tries a whip across the ring, but Poe reverses it and tries a big boot, but Eco ducks under his foot and makes a blind tag to Magnusson. On the rebound Poe tries a clothesline, but Eco ducks it, then puts on the breaks and turns to face Poe. Poe snarls for him to face him, but Eco just motions behind Poe. When Poe turns around, DH Magnusson KILLS him with a boot to the face. Magnusson grabs Poe and he and Eco suplex the champ, driving him to the mat. Poe pops up and tags in Anders Denial and powders out to the outside. Denial tries a punch to the side of Magnusson’s head, but DH blocks it and slams Denial in the face with a head butt. Magnusson scoops Denial up onto his shoulder and tags in Eco, then DRIVES Denial to the mat. Ecosystem climbs to the top rope and hits a flying leg drop, covers and gets a two count. Denial gets to his feet and catches a charging Ecosystem with a chop to the chest that slows him down, then makes the tag to Poe. Denial slips out of the ring and takes the OOWF World Heavyweight Title from Selena and tosses it into the ring to Poe, just before Magnusson LEVELS him with a tackle, taking him to the floor. Poe catches the title and waits for Eco to get to his feet. Eco stands up and Poe charges with the title, Eco ducks and Poe hits the ropes, Eco rolls him up from behind and bridges and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 6:04 – Ecosystem and DH Magnusson
Eco bails out of the ring and grabs Magnusson and they back up the ramp with their arms raised in victory, the crowd kind of cheers, but they are not exactly behind them. Inside the ring, Denial and Poe seethe with rage. After a moment a smirk slowly spreads across his face and he calls Alexander Darling into the ring. Darling obeys and stands there with his head down. Watching Eco the entire time, Poe grabs Darling by the throat and CHOKESLAMS him to the mat, drawing roars from the crowd. Eco starts back toward the ring, but Magnusson stops him and they slowly head back up the ramp to the back, as the camera focuses on a prone Alexander Darling and Poe standing over him with the world title.
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