OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Cleveland, New Mexico
<we cut to a pre-taped segment to open MidWeek Mayhem>
Announcer: Before we go to our next match, we have an entertaining video to show you. The new OOWF tag team champions, our beloved Chickenshit Heroes, are on a trip to the zoo today with a dozen Make-a-Wish children. It seems AA and JA have really turned a corner, and want to do good for tomorrow’s future. Let’s check in with them, shall we?AA: I thought this was part of YOUR community service!
JA: I thought it was YOURS!
AA & JA: Damn!
Make-a-Wish Child #1: DAMN!
Make-a-Wish Sponsor: Boys, you have to watch your swearing around these children. They don’t have great role models, so they look up to people like you.
JA: Really?
AA: Shit.
MAWC#3: SHIT!
JA: Fuck.
MAWC#7: FUCK!
MAWS: Boys! Come on. You know the rules here. No swearing, no drinking, no fighting and, especially, no swerving. This is going to be a nice day these children will remember for the rest of their lives. No matter how brief they may be.
AA: Why are they all so stupid looking?
MAWS: I wouldn’t say they’re stupid looking, sir. They all have chronic or fatal diseases. Bobby, for example, has Tourette’s Syndrome and brain cancer.
AA: So he swears all the time but can’t remember it?
MAWS: Not exactly.
Bobby: Fucking piece of shit mother fucker!
AA: I didn’t say that!
JA: Neither did I!
AA: Let’s just get this over with. Here, let’s go over to the monkey pit.
MAWC #9: Look, those two monkeys are fighting!
MAWS: No, Kristine, they aren’t fighting. They’re…
AA: Hey, Johnny, that monkey is using Donnie Viper’s finishing hold!
DV: I AM NOT A HOMO!
JA: Those monkeys are having sex!
MAWC #9: SEX!
Bobby: Sex, fuck, sex, sex, fuck, fuck!
MAWS: Umm, let’s move on.
AA: Hey, can you do something about this kid? He keeps standing next to me!
(The camera pans down to find a small child--we’ll call him MAWC#6—wearing an “I’m with Stupid” T-shirt, and the child is standing so the arrow constantly points toward AA.)
MAWS: He’s blind in his right eye, so he always stands to the left of people. I think he likes you.
AA: Can we at least put his shirt on the other way?
MAWC#6: Daddy!
AA: I’m not your daddy!
JA: Hey, maybe that’s your love child with Firewoman!
AA: She wasn’t pregnant!
JA: To the best of your knowledge. Haven’t you ever wondered if that ultrasound machine was rigged? You remember, the one she hit you over the head with?
AA: Shut the fuck up, Johnny!
MAWC#6: Shut the fuck up, Johnny!
MAWS: Maybe we should get the children some ice cream.
(The group walks over to an ice cream stand. All the children get ice cream, and because they’re young, stupid and sick, they get it all over their hands. One child wipes his hands on Johnny’s pants.)
JA: Hey, those are my Loudmouth Hot Dog golf pants! Those cost a lot of money! Get your retard hands off my pants!
MAW Children in unison: Retard hands! Retard hands! Retard hands!
The child starts crying and runs to the MAW sponsor. Another child gets too excited from the loud noises and sugar rush (and possibly Johnny’s pants), and pukes on Johnny’s pants.
JA: He puked on my pants!
AA: Really? I can’t tell a difference.
JA: Can’t tell a difference, huh? Maybe this will help!
JA pokes AA in the eyes, then kicks him in the gut and tries a DDT. But AA backdrops Johnny, then grabs a child’s ice cream and smashes it in Johnny’s face. For some reason, Johnny blades, and TCH starts fighting in the zoo. The children cheer their heroes, thinking its all part of the act. Except for one child, who gets scared and pukes on the camera lens.
Announcer: Well, I’m sure that’s something those children will remember for the rest of their lives—no matter how brief they may be. Let’s get back to the ring.
ANDERS DENIAL vs. NAYRAnders Denial is out first, and he is definitely not popular with the Cleveland crowd. Denial stalks to the ring and glares up the aisle, awaiting his opponent. Nayr the Halfling Luchadore bursts through the curtain to a rousing ovation. He sprints down the aisle and slides into the ring – and Denial drives an elbow into the back of his neck. Denial sits astride Nayr and starts driving forearms into his skull. Referee Mel Creech seems to consider prying him off, but shrugs and calls for the bell to start the match.
Denial drags Nayr to his feet, sends him to the ropes, and levels him with a big boot. Denial starts chopping his hand, calling for The Business Side. Nayr gets slowly to his feet. Denial swings – and Nayr ducks! He turns and staggers Denial with a kick to the kidneys, then follows up with a second one. He shoves Denial into the ropes and rolls him up. Creech counts One...Two...Thr – Denial kicks out with authority, sending Nayr through the ropes to the floor.
Denial slides out of the ring and pitches Nayr into the railing, then slams his back into the apron before shoving him into the ring. He drapes Nayr's head off the edge of the ring and climbs onto the apron. He drops a leg across Nayr's throat and nearly snaps his neck. Denial drags Nayr to the center of the ring and covers. One...Two...Thr – Nayr kicks out!
Denial drags Nayr up and sends him hard into the corner, following with a clothesline. He sets Nayr on the top rope and drops him into the tree of woe, stomping away until Mel forces him back. Denial backs up, then shoves Mel out of the way and hits a running knee to the face. Nayr falls to the mat, and Denial sets him up for a suplex. Nayr twists in the air and lands behind Denial, rolling him up for another two count. Denial gets to his feet and lunges, but Nayr sidesteps and plants another kick in his kidneys. He follows up with a dropkick to the back that drapes Denial over the second rope. Nayr rebounds off the opposite ropes and nails a 619. Denial stumbles back and Nayr springboards but gets caught and KILLED by a power bomb. Denial drags Nayr to his feet and slings him into the corner. Nayr staggers out, and right into the Business Side! Denial makes the cover and Mel counts One...Two...Three.
WINNER, in 7:32, Anders Denial
THE DEAD vs. SPIN HANSENDead and Spin both make their way to the ring, and get a nice reaction from the crowd. The two meet in the middle of the ring and get the instructions from the referee, then in a rare show of sport in the OOWF they shake hands and head to their corners. The referee calls for the bell, and this one is underway. The two men charge out of their corners and start swinging, Dead ducks a hay maker from Spin and as Spin turns around, he catches him with a spinning heel kick that rocks the big man. Dead leaps and connects with a drop kick to the jaw that sends Spin into the corner. Dead charges in and monkey flips Spin out of the corner, but Spin, showing surprising agility for a big man, lands on his feet and hits the ropes and catches Dead with a shoulder block on the rebound that sends Dead across the ring. Spin pulls Dead to his feet and starts to whip him to the ropes, then pulls him back and heaves him over the top rope to the floor with a release belly to belly suplex. Dead lands hard, and appears to tweak his ankle a bit on the landing. He gets to his feet, and gingerly walks around the ring. Spin lets him get onto the apron, then grabs him for a suplex, but Dead slithers out of it and lands on his feet behind him, but can’t follow up because of the ankle. The momentary hesitation allows Spin to charge off the ropes and take Dead to the mat with a clothesline. Spin drops an elbow and covers, but Dead kicks out at one. Spin pulls him to a sitting position and traps him in a stump puller! Dead struggles, but his breath comes in gasps. In desperation Dead reaches up and rakes Spin’s eyes breaking the hold. As Spin staggers around the ring, Dead gets to his feet and sweeps Spin’s legs from beneath him, then hits a helicopter leg drop and covers for a two count. Dead lands a couple of shots to the face, then heads to the corner and climbs the ropes. Dead leaps, but Spin gets to his feet and catches him and reverses it into a SPINE BUSTER! Dead’s head SLAMS off the canvas and he is nearly unconscious. Spin rolls him up, hooking the leg hard and gets the one, two, thre….NO! Somehow Dead rolls his shoulder just before the referee’s hand comes down for the third time. Spin looks at the referee with shock, then looks at Dead with something like admiration. He pulls Dead to his feet and scoops him up for a slam, but Dead hooks him in and inside cradle and gets a two count. Both men spin to their feet and Dead tries a CLOSE THE CASKET, but Spin ducks it and nearly takes his head off with a European uppercut. Spin grabs Dead and hits a PACKAGE POWERBOMB for a two count, and when Dead kicks out, Spin keeps hold of his leg and traps him in the Whiskey Tango Foxtrot! Dead tries to reach the ropes, but Spin keeps him just far enough away so Dead has no choice but to tap.
WINNER in 15:47 – Spin Hansen
After the match, Spin helps Dead to his feet and the two shake hands again as the crowd goes batshit insane for the show of sportsmanship.
FIREWOMAN vs. DAVIN MORELANDThis rivalry has taken some interesting turns over the past week, and we'll see if Firewoman's assurances of reasonableness and sanity were for real. "Flame On" fires up, and Firewoman comes to the top of the ramp, all business, with her valet Lucky beside her. She barely acknowledges the boos of the fans. She's just about to the ring when "Pull Me Under" starts. She looks annoyed at this breach of protocol, but it appears that this was just the beginning as Davin runs down the ramp, murder in his eyes. He clotheslines her from behind, knocking her face first into the apron. Lucky voices his disapproval, but Davin gets right in his face, and he backs down. With Lucky distracting him, Firewoman is able to compose herself, and as Davin turns, she kicks him straight in the gut, doubling him over, and putting him in perfect position for a couple of European uppercuts. She whips Davin into the steel steps and then climbs into the ring. She makes the International Symbol of "Just Bring It Already." It looks like that gash on her forehead has reopened a little, and there may be a cut on Davin's forehead as well. Davin stands, wipes his forehead, smiles and rolls in the ring. Finally we can get the bell.
Davin and Fire circle each other, with Davin smirking, and Fire still all business. They lock up, and Davin's too strong, as he pushes Fire backward. She goes sailing, and Davin follows. He grabs her by the hair with his left, and lands several forearm shots to the head with his right, spreading the blood around Fire's face. The referee begins the count, and Davin (face that he is) backs off at about two. Firewoman uses the referee's legs to pull herself up, and still wobbly turns to Davin, who greets her with a scoop slam. He makes a cover, and Firewoman isn't as woozy as she appears, because she kicks out at two. Davin goes to run the ropes. He jumps over Fire as she tries to stand, and then hits the far ropes. On his return, Firewoman has managed to stand, and blasts him with a desperate upper cut that Davin wasn't expecting. He goes staggering backward, and she follows him to the corner, wiping blood out of her eyes. She climbs to the second ropes and begins the 10-count punch, but since she's a heel, only her three die-hard fans are counting a long. She reaches 10, having opened the cut on Davin's head even more, and hops down and follows up with a Fireslap. She runs the ropes the other way, and then does a springboard bulldog (a la Jericho) as Davin comes out of the corner. She rolls him over and makes the pin, but Davin kicks out easily at one and change.
Fire pounces on Davin, kicking him in the head a few times, and then steps on his back, getting him into a surfboard. She pulls back hard on his arms, as Lucky bangs the mat in encouragement. The referee asks Davin if he wants to quit, and he, of course, shakes his head. Fire stomps on his back and yanks the arms back harder. She puts all of her weight behind the hold, and then just as it appears Davin might be rethinking his position on tapping, she lifts her foot up and Firestomps Davin to the mat. Davin lays there counting the birdies. Fire reaches down to hook Davin's leg for a more traditional style curb stomp, but as she does, Davin uses his legs to trip her. Fire falls, and Davin grabs her and puts her in the Mark Henry Memorial (Fujiwara) Arm bar. Fire's very flexible, so Davin has to pretty much roll over her backward to get any pressure on the shoulder, but once he does, you can tell. Fire's in major pain, and she looks around (as much as she can move her head, which isn't much) to see where the ropes are. They're nowhere near her grasp. Lucky goes racing around the ring as Fire tries to get free, and Davin tries to pull Fire's arm off so he can beat her with it. Lucky goes under the ring, and comes up with ... is that a clangy pole? Oh, the irony! The referee tells him to stop, but Lucky shoves the pole under the ropes and in the direction of Fire's hand. Fire glares at him and says, "No," as she pushes it away. It rolls out of the ring, to the shock of Lucky. Davin releases the hold and goes after Lucky (who's hand is still in the ring), and Fire rolls away trying to put her arm back where it belongs. A small appreciative but confused applause starts. Davin turns back to Fire, who is pulling herself up the ropes. He grabs Fire by the sore arm, and whips her around into a belly-to-belly suplex. Davin grabs her by the hair, pulls her up and runs her face first into the ring post. Fire sinks down and Davin laughs. He makes some comment about "new and improved Firewoman," which appears to wake Fire up, and she reaches up and grabs Davin by the throat (with her good hand). She uses his throat to pull herself up, and then drives Davin back with a series of chops, followed by a big slap that knocks Davin out to the floor. Davin lands hard, and Firewoman runs back to the far ropes and suicide dives out, landing a flying Thesz press onto the floor that has to have blown out her knees. She hammers Davin with punches, then stands gingerly, and kicks him in the head. She looks like she's tempted for a moment...but then rolls into the ring. Davin comes to, and gets into the ring as the referee hits five. He stares at Fire for a minute, and then the two exchange a really fast flurry of punches, sending blood from their faces spraying all of the mat with each punch. Davin pushes Fire away, and runs the ropes again. He runs past Fire, grabs her by the head, and hits the Sweet Dreams! He rolls over for the pin, but somehow Fire gets her shoulder up! Davin protests to the referee, but grabs Fire by the hair. He walk-drags her over to the corner, and climbs up. He looks like he's setting up maybe a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER from the top? At the last minute, Fire pushes off and lands on her back on the mat. Davin *batistalaughs* and gets ready to ... but Fire woman gets a burst of adrenaline and flips to a handstand on the second ropes, grabbing Davin's neck with her legs, and hits the Flamethrower! Davin goes flying, as Fire checks his landing position and goes for the Best Firesault Ever! She hits, and makes the pin. One...two....NO! Davin just barely gets his shoulder up. He nerve pinches Fire right on her shoulder, and she winces in pain. She staggers backward and Davin lets go, hits the ropes and this time he does hit the REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER. Fire looks done, and Davin covers, but now it's Fire's turn for the miracle kick out. Davin sits back on his knees, lecturing the referee about how to count, as Fire rolls away. Lucky holds up the garrote that she gave him, but she shakes her head no. Davin and Fire both stand on wobbly legs, but Fire is up a bit more quickly, and hits a big, stiff Yakuza kick in desperation. Whether it's luck, skill, or some combination of both, it hits the mark. Davin goes down, but so does Fire. She slowly crawls over and hooks the leg for the pin. One ... two....THREE!
WINNER in 25:25 - Firewoman
After the match, Fire is up on her feet first, helped by Lucky. Davin sits up, glaring at her. She reaches down for the handshake, and the crowd is about 85% "Don't do it" and 15% "Go ahead." Davin stares at her outstretched hand for a moment. He drags himself up, looks at Fire, looks at her hand...and then staggers out of the ring, to the approval of many. Firewoman looks at Lucky, then her knees buckle, and he helps her out of the ring and up the ramp, to a small amount of cheers, but still mostly boos.
MATT FOLZ & THIM REYNOLDS vs. OUTBACK JACK & CONCRETE TGMatt Folz makes his way to the ring first and judging by the crowd's reaction, The Onslaught Champion doesn't have a lot of fans in Cleveland, New Mexico. It doesn't seem to bother him as he climbs into the ring and warms up. His partner, Thim Reynolds, gets a slightly warmer reaction, but not much. He too ignores the fans and climbs into the ring. Thim and Folz have a brief discussion of strategy until the crowd erupts, signifying that their opponents have arrived.
Concrete TG and Outback Jack step onto the stage together and march to the ring, acknowledging the fans, but intent on the job at hand. They climb into the ring and face off with Folz and Reynolds. Words are exchanged, and Referee Angelo Barros steps in. He has words with both teams before sending them to their corners and calling for the bell.
Thim and Jack start out, locking up in the middle of the ring. They jockey for position, but neither man can gain the advantage and they break. They try again, and Thim grabs a headlock, Jack shoots him off and Thim comes back with a shoulder block. No sale. Thim goes to the ropes a second time, and Jack still doesn't move. Thim pantomimes that it's Jack's turn. Jack hits the ropes – and Folz kicks him hard in the spine. Jack stumbles forward and Thim shoves him into the corner, giving his partner an irritated look. Thim rocks Jack with a series of chops, then sends him across the ring. He levels Jack with a clothesline, then drives an elbow into his throat. He covers, but only gets two.
Thim rolls to his feet and takes Jack over with a suplex, then floats over and reaches back to tag Folz, before pulling Jack to his feet. Folz is in with a kick to the ribs, then plants Jack with a belly-to-belly suplex. He rolls Jack over and tries to lock on an STF, but Jack is used to fighting that hold and breaks free. He rolls to his corner and makes the tag to Concrete.
CTG and Folz circle and lock up. Folz with a go-behind into a waist lock. He lifts CTG and drives him to the mat, slapping him across the back of the head before getting up. CTG rolls to his feet and moves in for another lock up, but Folz buries a knee in his stomach. Folz drives an elbow into the back of CTG's neck and sends him to the ropes, He hits an overhead release suplex, but somehow CTG manages to land on his feet. CTG hits the ropes and pegs him with a dropkick. Folz is up, and CTG takes him over with an arm drag. He hits a second one and locks on an arm bar. Folz works his way to his feet, and CTG takes him back to the mat, transitioning into a cross arm breaker. Folz struggles, and rolls CTG up for two.
Both men are on their feet, and Folz levels CTG with a clothesline. He picks CTG up and snaps him over with a suplex, then drives a knee into his temple. He covers, but only gets two. Folz picks CTG up in a front face lock and drags him to the corner and tags Reynolds. Thim drives a kick into CTG's rips, then twists his arm into a half nelson and drives his exposed side into the turnbuckle. He spins CTG out of the hold, but hangs onto his arm and yanks him back into a clothesline. He rolls concrete over and stomps on the back of his neck. planting his knee in CTG's back, he grabs his head and pulls back. OBJ tries to come in to help, but Barros cuts him off, and Folz sneaks in and delivers a kick to CTG's face. Thim releases the hold and has words with his partner, who raises his hands and backs out of the ring. Thim turns back to CTG and sends him to the ropes. He goes for the Neck Cracker, but as he locks on the sleeper OBJ slips past Barros and levels Thim with the Boomerarng. Thim slams into the mat, and so does CTG.
Barros starts counting both men out, and reaches four before we see movement. Both Thim and CTG head for their corners, but CTG is a little closer, and manages to dive forward and make the tag. OBJ runs across the ring and yanks Thim to his feet and into a reverse DDT. Folz is in, and OBJ stops him with a right hand, then scoops and slams him. OBJ sends Thim to the ropes and plants him with a spine buster, then grabs Folz by hair and trunks and pitches him against the second rope. Concrete sprints across the ring and NAILS the C-T-G, and Folz stumbles back into a Boomerang that sends him through the ropes to the floor. OBJ picks Thim up in the Hart Attack position, and Concrete goes to the apron. Springboard Clothesline! CTG bails as OBJ hooks both legs for the three count.
WINNERS, in 14:26, Outback Jack and Concrete TG.
After the match: Concrete and OBJ celebrate briefly in the ring, then head up the aisle. Folz rolls back into the ring and helps Thim to his feet – and plants him with a Belly-to- Belly suplex! Folz goes to the top rope and nails Thim with a flying head butt. Folz has some words for his former partner, then rolls out of the ring and strides up the aisle as referees and EMT's check on Thim.
KZ vs. PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. TEAM FUEL vs. TEAM TEAM vs. IHOP - Gauntlet Match – Winner Gets an OOWF World Tag Team Title Match[/u]
IHOP is announced first and SYB and Skurge make their way to the ring without their normal entourage once again. They climb into the ring and it looks like Skurge will start things. They wait for their opponents to be announced and after a slight pause, Team TeAM is announced! SYB demands to start the match, and before Tytan can even come out from the back he is already screaming about how he is going to take him out. Tytan and Eco make their appearance and the crowd roars their approval. They make it to the ring and SYB is still screaming that he wants Tytan, so Tytan obliges. The referee calls for the bell and we are underway. SYB and Tytan circle, and SYB demands a test of strength. SYB looks at him incredulously then shrugs his shoulders and locks up, and immediately forces SYB to his knees. SYB howls in pain, but somehow manages to fight back to his feet and with the ref looking at Skurge, lands a kick to the jewels that drops Tytan to his knees! SYB breaks the hold and bounds off the ropes and hits Tytan with a clothesline that sends him to the mat. SYB grabs Tytan and drags him to the corner and tags in Skurge. Skurge comes in and they put the boots to Tytan until the referee gets to five and threatens disqualification. Skurge pulls Tytan to his feet and rocks him with a European uppercut, then blisters him with chops, backing him against the ropes. Skurge tries to whip Tytan to the opposite ropes, but he reverses it and hits a high back body drop on Skurge on the rebound. Tytan waits for Skurge to get to his feet and charges for a clothesline, but Skurge ducks and hits Tytan with a release German suplex. Skurge steps on Tytan’s throat and tags SYB in. SYB climbs to the top rope and leaps, dropping a knee across Tytan’s throat and covering, but Tytan kicks out at two. SYB pulls Tytan up and backs him into the corner and climbs to the second rope and tries the ten punch of doom, but Tytan grabs him and walks out of the corner, kills him with an inverted atomic drop, then bounds off the ropes and nearly takes SYB’s head off with a running forearm to the face. Tytan tags in Eco, and Eco waits for SYB to get to his feet, then catches him with a drop kick to the jaw. SYB tries to crawl to the corner, but Eco catches him by the foot and pulls him back to the middle of the ring and to his feet. SYB tries an enzuguri, but Eco ducks and catches SYB with the ENDGAME! Eco covers, but Skurge manages to make it in just in time to break up the pin at two. Tytan charges into the ring and attacks Skurge, and the two of them tumble between the ropes to the floor. Eco gets to his feet and pulls SYB up, but SYB rakes the eyes, and grabs Eco for the MAZELTOV COCKTAIL! But Eco uses SYB’s momentum, hits the bottom ropes, and drives SYB back to the mat with a belly to back suplex! Eco bridges and gets the one, two, three! Just before SYB rolls his shoulder.
IHOP eliminatedThe fight continues on the outside, Tytan and Skurge trade shots, and Tytan tries for a clothesline, but Skurge ducks and shoves Tytan head first into the ring post! Tytan’s head thunks off the steel just as KZ’s music plays and they storm the ring!
Moose grabs Tytan on the outside and hammers him with punches to the face. LD Williams slides under the ropes and catches Eco with a knee to the gut as he charges across the ring doubling him over. LD takes Eco to the mat with a gut wrench suplex, then grabs his head and hammers him with fists to the face. On the outside Moose pulls Tytan to his feet and slams him into the guard rail, then makes sure the referee isn’t looking and BLASTS Tytan on the back of the head with a chair, sending him to the floor. Inside the ring, Eco shoves LD Williams off of him and gets to his feet, but LD grabs him and sends him to the ropes, Williams lowers his head a moment too soon and Eco sets LD up for a pile driver, but Moose slides back into the ring and connects with a knee to Eco’s back that sends him to the mat. Moose steps out of the ring to the apron and LD pulls Eco up and slams him to the mat, then connects with a stomp to the face, then pulls him to a sitting position and drives a knee to the small of his back and pulls his chin back. LD reaches up and tags in Moose, Moose hits the ropes and connects with a running knee to Eco’s face. Eco slumps to the mat, and Moose covers, but Eco kicks out at two. Moose grabs Eco and whips him to the corner, but Eco scales the ropes and flips behind Moose, catching him with a reverse DDT on the way down, PLANTING Moose on the mat. Both men are down, and Eco crawls to his corner where Tytan has crawled, and is slumped on the canvas, trying to stand up. Eco crawls across the ring, just as Eco stands up and makes the tag, and the crowd erupts. Tytan wipes the blood from his face and charges into the ring and catches Moose with a boot to the gut as he stands up, then lifts him and DRIVES him to the mat with a gut wrench power bomb. LD Williams comes in and catches a boot to the face that sends him out of the ring to the floor. Tytan waits for Moose to get to his feet, then whips him to the ropes and plants him with a belly to belly suplex. Tytan gets to his feet and motions for the Steiner Screwdriver, and the crowd erupts. He lifts Moose for the move, but from the outside LD Williams grabs Tytan’s leg, and Moose reverses it into a DDT! Ecosystem charges across the ring and dives between the ropes and takes out LD Williams, and they fight around ringside. Inside the ring, Moose pulls Tytan up and sets him up for a RANHEI, but Tytan fights out of it, Tytan grabs Moose by the throat for a choke slam, but Moose rakes his eyes hard. Struggling to see, Tytan swings wildly, Moose dodges a punch, and Tytan catches the referee! The ref hits the mat, grabbing his jaw, and waves off the match! Team TeAM has been disqualified!
Team TeAM is eliminatedTytan regains his vision enough to square off with Moose again, and LD and Eco are both in the ring slugging it out. As they fight, our next team is announced and Team Fuel sprints to the ring and slides beneath the ropes. They spin LD Williams around and SPIKE him with a double DDT. Moose turns his attention to Larson and Evans and they pop him with a double super kick. Tytan charges them trying for a double clothesline, but Larson and Evans duck and they both kick his knees, sending him to his knees on the mat, then Larson catches him with a kick to the back of the head as Evans connects with a kick to the face. Tytan falls to the mat and powders out. Next Eco tries to defend his partner, but they nearly cut Eco in half with TOTAL ELIMINATION! Team Fuel stands alone in the middle of the ring, Moose is lying in one corner and LD is still flat on the mat. Tytan and Eco slowly roll out of the ring and head to the back.
Evans pulls LD Williams off the mat and he whips him to the ropes and catches him with an elbow to the gut doubling him over, Evans runs in and hits a knee lift that stands him right back up, and Larson takes him to the mat with a hangman’s neck breaker and covers, but Moose has finally regained his senses and flies in with an elbow breaking things up at two. The referee escorts Moose out of the ring and Larson pulls LD to his feet and lifts him for a slam, but instead hangs him in the Fuel corner in the tree of woe. He tags Evans in and Evans gets a running start and hits a nice hanging drop kick to LD’s face. Evans makes the quick tag to Larson and grabs LD’s legs and catapults him out of the corner right into a spinning leg lariat from Larson. Bryce covers again, but LD kicks out at two. LD tries to get to his feet, but Larson sweeps his legs and keeps him grounded on the mat with an excruciatingly painful top wristlock. LD slowly works to his feet and Larson makes a tag, Evans charges in, but LD catches him with a boot to the face, then lands an elbow to Evans jaw that sends him to the mat. LD grabs Evans and runs him into the kz corner post shoulder first, then tags in Moose. Moose pulls Evans to his feet and peppers him with rights and lefts, then sends him to the ropes and catches him with a snap power slam. Moose doesn’t even cover, instead he gets to his feet and nails Larson, knocking him to the floor. He turns back around and waits for Evans to stand up, then PASTES him with a BUISAKU KNEE to the face. Moose keeps Evans on the mat and tags LD in, Williams bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across Evans throat, then flips him over and traps him in the CROSSFACE! Evans howls in pain as LD threatens to rip his head off his body. Just when it looks like he is going to tap, Bryce Larson runs into the ring and kicks LD in the head forcing the break. LD gets to his feet and chases Larson back to his corner, and gets restrained by the referee, meanwhile Evans gets to his feet. Moose tries to get a cheap shot in, but Evans ducks it and rocks Moose with a European uppercut, knocking Moose to the apron. As LD turns around, Evans runs over and plants his foot, then connects with an enzuguri to the back of the head, sending LD to the mat. Evans tags Larson into the match, and he pulls LD to his feet for a suplex. While the referee is telling Evans to get out of the ring, Moose charges into the ring and chop blocks Larson, completely rolling his knee! Larson’s leg bends in a direction it probably shouldn’t bend, EVER and as LD falls and pulls Larson down, Larson’s head slams into LD’s knee. Larson hits the mat, dazed, his eyes glassy. LD Williams thinks quickly though and grabs Larson’s legs and traps him in a figure four, putting all the pressure on the knee that just bent the wrong way. This wakes Larson up real fast and he screams in pain, Evans tries to make the save, but Moose cuts him off, Larson taps out quickly.
Team Fuel is eliminatedLD does not immediately release the hold, the referee is trying to separate Moose and Evans and doesn’t notice, when he finally turns around, he starts the five count to disqualification, LD finally breaks at four, just before earning the DQ. Evans reaches in from the outside and pulls Larson, but Bryce cannot support his own weight and falls to the floor. Evans frantically waves to the back and paramedics rush to the ring just as our final team is announced.
Phantos and Lucios make their way to the ring slowly. They seem determined to slow the match down and not work kz’s frantic chaotic style. LD Williams is the legal man for kz, Phantos steps between the ropes first, so he is the legal man for them. They slowly circle and lock up, LD grabs a side head lock, and after turning away from the referee, connects with a straight punch to Phantos jaw that drops him to one knee. LD tries to drag Phantos to the kz corner, but he pulls free and backs to the middle of the ring. LD just glares at him and reaches out and tags in Moose. Moose comes in and he and Phantos lock up and Moose whips him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Phantos ducks, hits the ropes, and catches Moose with a cross body block on the rebound for a quick two count. Moose spins to his feet, but Phantos grabs him and snaps him to the mat with a side head lock, then reaches out and tags in Lucios. Lucios comes in and connects with several big kicks to Moose’s ribs, then pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him by the throat on the rebound and THROWS him with a BORDER TOSS! Moose hits the mat and immediately bails out of the ring and storms around ringside, pissed as can be. LD Williams hops off the apron and he and Moose have a quick word and Moose rolls back into the ring and locks up with Lucios. Lucios lifts Moose for a press slam, but Moose wiggles free and grabs Lucios as he is falling and hits a LUNGBLOWER! Lucios writhes in pain and tries to make it to his corner for the tag, but Moose grabs his leg and pulls him to the middle of the ring and reaches out and tags in LD. Williams comes in and drops an elbow across Lucios chest, then hammers him with rights and lefts to the face. Williams pulls him to his feet and hooks him and hits a snap suplex, then tags Moose back into the match. Moose comes in and LD lifts Lucios for a suplex, then drops his legs on Moose’s shoulder and they hit a spinning neck breaker. Moose covers, but Lucios kicks out at two. Moose pulls him back to his feet and tries a whip to the ropes, but Lucios reverses it and sends Moose into the P&L corner and follows him in with a big clothesline. Lucios tags in Phantos, Phantos comes in and connects with several knife edge chops then calls for a whip across the ring. Moose holds on at first, and what Phantos doesn’t see is LD Williams removed the corner turnbuckle pad! Phantos hits a few more chops and a kick, then tries to whip Moose, but Moose reverses it! Phantos SLAMS into the exposed steel sternum first, Moose follows him in and hits the CHAOS THEORY! Moose bridges and gets the one, two, THREE!
Phantos & Lucios have been eliminated WINNERS in 37:19 – kz
KZ celebrate in the middle of the ring, but it doesn’t last long. The Chickenshit Heroes are quickly down to the ring and they explain what has just happened. The referee sees the evidence and waves the result of the match off, much to the fans delight. The Chickenshit Heroes leave the ring and LD goes after them, meanwhile inside the ring, Phantos has gotten back to his feet and is perched on the top rope. Lucios sneaks up behind Moose and lifts him onto his shoulders and they hit the DROPKICK DEVICE! Phantos covers Moose, hooking the leg, and gets the one, two, THREE!
kz is eliminated WINNERS in 39:34 – Phantos & Lucios
Phantos and Lucios bail out of the ring and they come face to face with The Chickenshit Heroes. The four men stare at one another for a moment, then…….you’re kidding me. They SHAKE HANDS while kz seethes in the middle of the ring!
STANK vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchThe lights go down, but there is no music, which means only one thing. Alexander Darling appears at the top of the ramp, and the crowd is hushed, as they're torn between booing him and pitying him. Alexander keeps his head up but his eyes cast down as he stands for a moment, hearing "Prelude 12/21" in his head, no doubt, and then walks to the ring. He rolls in barely looking at the referee. The audience is stunned by the playing of "Skin" after Darling's silent entrance, and the Intercontinental Champion makes his entrance to cheers. He lumbers down the ramp and gets in the ring. The referee does the required belt presentation, hands it off to the time keeper, and calls for the bell. Darling sizes up the big man, who is ready for anything. Anything, that is, except lighting quick kick to the left knee. Stank stumbles, but that just opens up the right knee for another kick. stank is quickly down, as Darling rebounds of the ropes into a shining wizard. Stank falls awkwardly backward, and Darling viciously stomps to try and keep him down. He checks his position then falls back to the ropes, and moonsaults. But this is early in the match and Stank is a veteran. He gets his knees up and Darling bounces off them in pain. Stank rolls to the side and slowly stands as Alexander also stands clutching his ribs. Stank turns to grab Darling by the hair and pulls him up and turns him around for a belly-to-back suplex. Darling comes down hard on those ribs, and Stank likes the result so much, he does it again. This time it's a release suplex, and Darling goes flying, landing awkwardly on his back. Stank goes over and makes a pin, but Darling gets his shoulder up right at two.
Stank rolls back to decide his next move, but Darling lashes out with a quick slap to the face. Darling stands and comes at Stank with chops that, while not necessarily hurting, do drive the big man back. Darling springboards off the ropes and hits Stank in the legs again with a dropkick, that knocks him down. He grabs Stank's leg and twists it around, and gets Stank into the Darling Money Clip. Stank reaches toward the rope, but can't get there. He shakes his head and stretches out. Darling yells "Tap! Tap!" but Stank refuses. The referee checks on Stank, but he keeps shaking his head and yelling no. He pulls himself up on his arms, and takes a step toward the rope. Darling tightens it down more, much to the big man's surprise. Stank takes another...and then another step to the rope, and after what seems like a ridiculously long time of stretching his hand out, he finally grabs on to it, just barely. The referee tells Darling to break the hold, and he refuses at first. The referee starts the count and Darling breaks it right at five. He stands, still holding his ribs a bit, as Stank tries to get the blood back into his legs. Darling doesn't waste any time, and stomps on the closest leg once, twice....no, not thrice, because Stank is able to get up on one knee and knock the taste out of Darling's mouth with a big right hand. Darling staggers away and ends up in the corner holding his jaw. He turns around just in time to see Stank flying through the air and hitting him with the Stinger Splash (or should that be the Stanker Splash?) Darling crumples into the corner, grabbing his ribs harder now. Stank walks around the ring, pondering his next move, and then decides on it. He grabs Darling by the hair again, and gets him up into the fireman's carry. He's clearly setting up the Stank U. He gets Darling up and starts to get him over, but Darling's athleticism wins, and he flips out and lands on his feet. Stank turns in surprise, and Darling smiles and delivers a stiff European uppercut. Stank staggers backward and Darling hits the ropes. He flies off and hits a beautiful springboard tornado DDT! Stank is down and Alexander floats over for the pin. One...two.....No! Stank gets a shoulder up. Alexander can't believe it. He gets up as Stank is also recovering to seated position, and turns and lands two quick muay thai kicks to Stanks head in frustration. He makes the pin, and again Stank manages to kick out just in the knick of time.
Darling stalks the ring, trying to figure out a way to end this, as Stank slowly gets to his feet. But his slowness is just a ploy because when Darling least expects it, Stank grabs him for the power bomb. Darling lands hard, and Stank picks him up again. SLAM! he hits the second power bomb. Looks like he's going for the Stankbomb. He picks Darling up a third time, but Darling jumps and flips completely over, bringing Stank down with a neck breaker. He pins and one...two...NO! Still Stank gets a shoulder up. Darling helps Stank to his feet, and crosses his arm...he's setting up the Darling Driver. He gets Stank into position, and gets him up almost but no! Stank counters the last minute and slams Darling with the third power bomb. Stank makes the pin and leans hard on Darling's ribs. Referee makes the count one...two....THREE!
WINNER in 30:11 - Stank
POE vs. DH MAGNUSSON – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchIt’s main event time tonight and the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line. Coming down to the ring first as Arcade’s “Calm Before The Storm” plays is someone who has given Poe everything he could handle over the past few weeks. It is DH Magnusson. He gets a very good pop from the crowd here as he slaps hands and gets into the ring. He bounces off the ropes a few times and looks focused as “Mausam & Escape” kicks in. Poe rises from below the stage as if rising from the depths of hell. Selena is as usual attached to Poe’s leg, but there’s a new person with them this week as Poe carries a chain with him that is wrapped around Alexis Darling’s wrist. As Selena carries the OOWF World Heavyweight belt down to the ring, Poe is dragging Alexis Darling behind him. Poe is getting massive heat in the arena as fans outside of Japan have really turned on Poe in recent weeks. Poe ignores the hecklers as he shoves Alexis into a chair at the timekeeper’s table. He removes the chains from her and places them in the corner and he enters the ring with Selena. Angelo Barros calls both men to the center of the ring and holds the OOWF Belt high in the air. He calls for a clean match but both guys laugh as they retreat to their corners and wait for the bell. Selena steps down from the ring and stands on the opposite side of where Alexis sits.
The bell rings and both men charge out from their corners and tie-up in the center of the ring. They spin round and round for a moment before Poe’s power advantage is seen and he forces Mags back into the corner. Barros calls for a clean break and it looks like he’s going to get one, but Poe shoots in with an elbow that DH ducks under and he spins Poe around and starts firing knife hand chops at Poe’s chest. A quick set of chops before DH is smart enough to back up and let Poe meet him in the center of the ring. Poe charges with annoyance and DHM sees it coming and hits a drop toe hold and quickly slides up and locks in a side headlock. Poe struggles for a moment before lifting himself up and he holds onto DH as he lifts him all the way up and hits a back suplex. Now it’s Poe with the advantage as he whips Mags hard into the corner and follows it up with a hard clothesline. Poe grabs DH by the arm and whips him hard into the opposite corner and follows up with another clothesline. Snap mare takes DH down and Poe continues the assault with a hard kick right to DHM’s spine. Poe rolls DH to his feet and lifts him up for a high vertical suplex and he holds him up for a good 35-second count to show off his impressive strength before he slams DH hard to the mat. Poe rolls over and makes the cover…
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DH rolls a shoulder to break the count. Poe doesn’t let up as he lifts Mags up and takes him back down with a powerful slam. Poe is back to his feet and he hits the ropes before dropping a leg drop. He stays on top for another count, but again DH is able to get his shoulder up. Poe almost seems to be toying with Mags as he slaps him around a bit as he gets to his feet. Poe lifts DH up once again for another vertical suplex, but DH starts throwing knees and they’re connecting with Poe’s head. He has no choice but to let go and DH lands behind Poe…HANGMAN’S NECKBREAKER takes Poe off his feet. Both men are slow in getting to their feet, but DH is up first and as Poe gets to a knee, DH hauls off and connects with a SHINING ENZUGURI. Poe’s in trouble as rolls to the outside before DH can make a cover. But he’s not paying attention as Mags hits the ropes and comes flying with a baseball slide that knocks Poe into the guardrail.
Mags follows him to the outside and whips Poe across and he slams into the steel ring steps and goes flying up and over. DHM takes a running start and uses the steps to launch himself towards Poe and lands a flying elbow to Poe’s midsection. DHM is really taking it to the champ here and he slides him back into the ring and is about follow when someone grabs hold of his legs. DH turns and sees Alexis holding on to him and he tries talking to her, but her eyes are empty and she’s just holding on out of instinct. Poe finally gets his bearings in the ring just as Alexis lets go and Poe reaches down to lift DH up and into the ring. He pulls him into the ring and wraps his hands around Mags’ throat and lifts him high in the air…CHOKEBOMB. Poe makes another lazy cover…
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DH is able to grab Poe’s arms and change positions into a pin for himself…
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Poe barely kicks out of the surprising pin. And he looks furious as he gets back to his feet and he looks to drop a knee on DH, but Mags is able to roll out of the way and sweep Poe’s legs out from under him. DHM gets to his feet and he hits the ropes and he nails Poe with a shoulder block as he gets up. It staggers Poe but doesn’t take him down. DHM hits the ropes again and hits another shoulder block. Poe is still staggered, but still standing so DH tries for a third time. Poe catches him coming this time and attempts a BLACK HOLE SLAM, but DH is able to float over and hits a DDT on Poe. He jumps over to make the cover…
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Th…Poe kicks out. We almost had a new champion there, but Poe still has enough left in the tank to get a shoulder up. But DH is staying on the attack as he Irish-whips Poe and Poe rebounds right into a big dropkick from Magnusson. DH drags Poe up once again and he gets behind and he looks to lift the big man up and he does…BIG GERMAN SUPLEX. DH holds on and looks to roll into a second, but is firing elbows now and DH has no choice but to let go. Poe reverses another Irish-whip by Mags and DHM hits the ropes and he bounces off and has to duck under an attempted HIEROGLYPH from Poe. Mags hits the ropes and he has a lot of momentum and he hits a nasty SPEAR on Poe. It looks like he’s feeling it now and he drags Poe up once again…he holds on this time…JERSEY HAMMER connects. DHM is looking to finish things as he goes for DREAM STREET. But as he starts to get it locked in, Alexis Darling is up on the apron and this distracts Poe long enough to throw an elbow to Mags’ midsection. DHM is bent over and Poe wastes no time lifting him up…CRUCIFIXION. Poe makes the cover, but Barros is still distracted by Alexis on the apron. It doesn’t seem like she knows Poe reversed things inside the ring and Poe looks furious as he had Magnusson down. He gets to his feet and starts arguing with Alexis who is fearing for her life now. She hops off the apron as she apologizes. Poe is still yelling and he doesn’t notice Mags getting to his feet behind Poe…SCHOOLBOY ROLLUP…
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THRE…NOOOOOOOOOOO, Poe barely survives. DH looks to continue the attack and he looks to lift Poe up for the Inverted Brainbuster, but Poe is fighting and he looks to reverse it. On the outside, Alexis is looking for something and motioning to Selena who is ignoring her. Poe and DH are trading blows and it looks like DH is gaining the advantage, but Poe is able to go for an Irish whip and he sends DH towards the ropes, just as Alexis finally pulls what she was looking for, a CHAIR, from under the ring and it slams into DHM’s back and in full-view of Angelo Barros. The bell rings automatically and Poe looks shocked as Alexis slowly turns towards the ring and she sees what happened. Poe is staring daggers as the official announcement is made…
WINNER in 27:14 by Disqualification…DH Magnusson, but still OOWF World Heavyweight Champion…POE!
Alexis is slowly backing up the ramp as Poe is stalking her up the aisle. DH Magnusson gets a win over the world champion, but not the win he was hoping for as Poe walks out of another OOWF event as champ.
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