OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
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OUTBACK JACK & THIM REYNOLDS vs. CONCRETE TG & NAYRThe Heroes Guild’s music plays and they sprint to the ring and slide under the ropes, then hop to the middle turnbuckle and play to an enthusiastic crowd. Crete and Nayr meet in the corner and decide that Crete will start things off for the Heroes. While they decide, Outback Jack and Thim Reynolds are announced and make their way to the ring. Jack heads to the corner and Thim eyes Crete eagerly as the referee calls for the bell. They circle and Crete moves to lock up, but Thim catches him with a chop to the chest, then sends him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Crete ducks it and rebounds again, Thim elevates him on the rebound, but Crete shifts in mid-air and catches him with a drop kick to the mouth that sends Thim to the mat. Crete grabs an arm wringer and tags in Nayr. Nayr sprigs over the top rope and drops an elbow across Thim’s shoulder, then arm drags him to the middle of the ring. Thim springs to his feet and Nayr tries a running leg lariat but Thim catches him and dumps him to the mat, then bounds off the ropes and DRILLS Nayr in the side of the head with a knee. Thim keeps Nayr down with a boot to the back of the head and tags in Jack. Jack comes in and traps Nayr in a double chicken wing camel clutch, trying for the submission, but Nayr refuses to quit. Before Thim leaves the ring, he lands several stiff kicks to Nayr’s chest, then the referee escorts him out. Jack releases the hold, then pulls Nayr to his feet and lifts him for a vertical suplex, then reaches out and tags in Thim. Jack falls backward and Thim bounds off the ropes and hits a flying knee drop, then covers, but Crete breaks it up at two. Thim gets to his feet and sends Nayr to the corner and charges in, but Nayr gets a boot up. Thim staggers away and Nayr hops to the second rope and hits a flying elbow to Thim’s jaw, then rolls to his corner and tags in Crete. Crete comes in as Thim gets to his feet and blocks a punch from Thim, then catches him with an inverted atomic drop. Jack comes into the ring and gets caught with a drop kick from Crete that sends him to the corner. Crete scoops Thim to his feet and plants him on the mat, then reaches out and tags Nayr in again. Nayr heads to the top rope and tries an inverted 360 moonsault, but Thim gets his knees up! Nayr slams onto Thim’s knees, and Thim immediately grabs him and traps him in the REFLEX-O-LOCK! Jack charges across the ring and clotheslines Crete over the top rope to the floor, Nayr tries to escape, but he is trapped in the middle of the ring in excruciating pain, he has no choice, and he taps out.
WINNERS in 9:12 – Outback Jack & Thim Reynolds
THE DEAD vs. ANDERS DENIALThis one should be a barnburner as two superstars look to get on the winning path and move back up the ladder. The technical aspects of The Dead will counteract the brutality of Anders Denial. Both men have been lost in recent weeks; let’s see if anything changes. Smashing Pumpkins “Doomsday Clock” hits first and The Dead makes his way out to a good ovation from the crowd. He makes it down the aisle and into the ring as “Havenless” by Enslaved begins to play. Anders Denial steps out from the back and the crowd turns in an instant. Denial ignores it and rushes down the aisle and slides under the bottom rope. He gets to his feet and before Junior Hale could call for both men to come to the center, Denial attacks and Hale calls for the start of the match. The bell rings and we’re underway with Denial already clubbing away at Dead’s back.
Dead fights Anders off and Irish whips him off the ropes and connects with a high dropkick that sends AD sprawling. TD gets to his feet and drags Denial with him before hitting a snap mare. Dead hits the ropes and goes for a SHINING WIZARD, but Anders ducks under and grabs Dead’s leg before rolling through and mounting Dead’s back. Denial starts throwing clubbing blows to Dead’s face. Anders pulls back on the mouth and seems to be giving Dead a fishhook as Hale gives him the count. He lets go at four, but after the combination of the blows to the face and the fishhook, Dead is bleeding from the mouth. Anders pulls Dead up by his hair and throws a really disrespectful slap before pushing him into the corner. Denial starts throwing knife hand chops before whipping him to the far corner. AD follows him with a running high knee, but keeps hold of Dead and whips him back across the ring. He goes for another high knee, but Dead catches him coming in and flips him over the top all the way to the floor.
Dead steps out onto the apron and gets into position near Denial and he leaps up…SPRINGBOARD ASAI MOONSAULT connects an Anders is down on the floor. Dead hops back to his feet to a loud cheer from the crowd and he tosses Denial back into the ring. He follows him and makes a cover but only gets TWO as Anders is able to kick out. Dead stays on the attack as he snaps Anders up and over with a suplex. He holds onto Anders and swings his hips as he gets back to his feet. He grabs a leg this time and takes Anders over once again with a FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX. Hale makes the count…
1…
2…
Anders rolls a shoulder this time, but Dead doesn’t let go once again and he swings his hips once again to roll to his feet. He lifts Anders for a third time and places him across his shoulder…DEATH VALLEY DRIVER. He goes for another cover and gets another TWO count, but Anders is able to reach out at the last moment and grab hold of the bottom rope. Dead looks a little frustrated as he gets back to his feet and he takes a few steps back. It looks like he’s waiting for Denial to get to his feet as he’s setting up a CTC. The crowd starts clapping in anticipation as they wait for it. Anders gets to his feet and Dead goes for it, but AD is able to barely sidestep it and as TD turns around his head is damn near taken off his shoulders with a LARIAT.
Anders is on the warpath now as he gets a full mount on The Dead and he starts throwing haymakers. TD is covering up, but a few shots are definitely slipping through even as Hale gives a count. Dead is able to struggle his way to rolling on top and they keep trading positions until they fall to the floor. They’re still trading punches until Anders is able to whip Dead hard into the steel ring post. Dead’s head snaps back as Denial slides back into the ring and breaks the count. Hale doesn’t look happy about it, but since both men tried to take the other to the steel, he can’t DQ Anders and begins his 10 count.
He gets to 7 before Dead crawls onto the apron. AD is having none of that and kicks Dead back down to the floor and he follows him out. He starts clubbing away again, but Dead is fighting back now and he whips Anders towards the guardrail. Denial hits hard as TD stalks towards him. Anders shakes it off and he pushes one of the OOWF faithful in the front row out of his chair and takes it. He swings it at Dead who barely ducks under it and Anders spins away from him and Dead catches him with a VAN DEADINATOR. And now Denial is busted open as well and it seems to give him an added burst of adrenaline and he gets to his feet and charges Dead. They go crashing over the Baja Mexico Announce Table and into the audience. Inside the ring Junior Hale has hit 8, but the two combatants show no signs of stopping. Anders is tossing chairs aside to get at Dead and Dead isn’t holding back in any regard as he takes Denial down with a flying shoulder block.
Inside the ring, Hale has called for the bell and this one is over, but its not stopping The Dead or Anders Denial as they continue to brawl through the audience. They’re using anything they get to hands on to hit the other person with, but at the end of the day it won’t help either in the all important win-loss record here in the OOWF.
WINNER in 12:17 - DOUBLE COUNTOUT.
THE MIDNIGHT SONS vs. IHOPIHOP is announced first and they make their way to the ring, SYB spends his time running down Ohio sports teams and nearly getting killed by the fans at ringside. Skurge pulls him away and they climb into the ring and wait. “Immigrant Song” starts and Spin Hansen and DH Magnusson come to the top of the ramp and the crowd goes bat shit. They pause for a moment to soak up the cheers, then storm the ring. Spin and Skurge tumble outside the ring clawing and brawling with one another, Magnusson backs SYB into the corner, and of course SYB begs off, but since DH has seen wrestling before, he knows SYB is just trying to lure him in for the low blow, so he kicks him in the face, sending him to the mat. Magnusson grabs SYB’s leg and pulls him to the middle of the ring and repeatedly drops elbows across his face and chest, then pulls him to his feet, sends him to the ropes, and lifts him in a military press. DH walks around with him for a moment while SYB screams for mercy, but he gets none, Magnusson plants him on the mat. On the outside, Spin tries to whip Skurge to the stairs, but Skurge reverses it and Spin crashes into the steps shoulder first. Skurge rolls into the ring and nails DH from behind and hits a release German suplex that folds DH in half. IHOP pulls DH to his feet and double whips him to the ropes and tries a double clothesline but DH ducks and rebounds with a clothesline of his own sending both members of IHOP to the floor. Magnusson follows, and starts chasing SYB, SYB rounds the corner and Spin is waiting, and KILLS him with a spear! DH grabs Skurge, but Skurge pops him with a European uppercut then slams him face first into the guard rail. Skurge grabs a chair and is about to brain DH with it when Spin grabs it from Skurge, spins him around and lifts him up, then SPINEBUSTS him through the table! The Sons stand triumphant for a moment, as the crowd chants SONS! SONS! SONS! SYB sneaks up and hits a low blow on Spin, then rakes DH’s eyes and SMACKS him on the back with the chair. SYB grabs Magnusson and hits the SHYLOCK STUNNER! He pulls Spin to his feet and rolls him into the ring, then heads to the corner and motions for Spin to get up so he can spear him! The crowd starts chanting JOO-BERG, JOO-BERG and as Spin stands up, SYB charges, but Spin side steps and sends SYB to the corner, he hits the corner chest first, and staggers backward, Spin bounds off the ropes and hits a clubbing CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL to the back of the head that knocks SYB to the mat. SYB rolls out of the ring and Skurge picks him up and the fight continues. The referee has seen enough though, and throws the match out.
WINNERS – No Contest in 10:11
The fight continues, but The Midnight Sons get the better of it and run IHOP off. They return to the middle of the ring and stand victorious as the fans cheer and start the SONS! SONS! SONS! Chant again.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. FIREWOMAN vs. DAVIN MORELANDMillett Hall falls silent as the lights dim for Alexander Darling's music-less lone entrance. It's like they don't know whether to boo or cheer or just weep with emo-sympathy. Doesn't matter because once Alexander gets into the ring, "Pull Me Under" fires up. The crowd holds their ears at first, and then cheers for Davin Moreland, who makes his way to the ring accompanied by Samantha Darling-Moreland. Samantha tries to meet her brother's gaze, but he continues to look at some far distant point. Davin rolls his eyes at Samantha and does his awesome double hop thing to get into the ring. Davin continues to pander to the fans while Alexander seems to be in some kind of meditative trance. The red spotlights come on and Firewoman makes her entrance, but it's to The Cult's "Firewoman," signifying that maybe the therapy is finally working? Who knows. She comes own, all business, with Lucky who is muttering last minute words of encouragement or maybe trying to talk her out of the match. It's hard to say. She rolls in and heads to an unoccupied corner.
Russ: None of these three are even looking at each other.
Razz: These former friends and partners know each other too well. No one wants to give anything way.
Russ: Still, they all three look like they'd rather be anywhere else in the world.
Razz: Except for Davin. He can't get this kind of ego stroking anywhere else.
Russ: Still, Darling and Firewoman had been friends and partners for a very long time. I don't think they'll be able to fool each other.
Razz: And Darling and Moreland's tag team was phenomenal. I don't expect anyone will do anything that the other two won't be able to counter.Senior Referee Junior Hale tries to get the wrestlers to the center, and they gradually meander that way. Hale admonishes them on the rules, and given the history between these three, it's probably a good thing. They all nod, and there is no shaking of hands or even eye contact as Hale calls for the bell.
Hale is apparently the only one who notices, as the three look at each other... and wait. The tension in the ring can be felt all the way to the rafters as no one wants to make the first move. Their eyes dart from person to person as they move slowly for position. The crowd starts to get restless. Hale admonishes them to get moving, and the crowd agrees. Doesn't seem to have an effect on the three, though, as they maneuver around. Just when Hale is about to get frustrated, there's a subtle shift in Darling's stance. Fire's looking at Davin, but nods and they both jump him at the same time.
Russ: What you're seeing there? Teamwork that's so deeply engrained it's almost instinct.
Razz: Shut up with that 'instinct' shit, would you?Darling and Firewoman pummel Davin backward into the corner. Darling grabs Firewoman's arm to whip her back into some sort of double team move, but they both stop short as they remember they aren't on the same team anymore. Well, Darling appears to remember first, as he knocks Firewoman back with the Bitchslap from Hell. She staggers back to the ropes and Darling turns his attention to Davin, but Davin has recovered, and bulldogs Darling to the mat. Firewoman runs towards him, and he pulls her into a short armed clothesline, then kicks her toward the edge of the apron. He turns to Darling, who has started to get up. He helps Darling up, and then lifts him up, high into a delayed vertical suplex. He plies the crowd with the 'Give me some more' hand motioning as Darling is just hanging out upside down. He goes to finish the suplex, but mid-way through he's surprised by a dropkick from behind by Firewoman. Davin goes down and so does Alexander, who lands awkwardly. Firewoman steps over Davin, by stepping on his back, and tries to make a quick pin on Darling, but Davin pulls her off by her foot. She rolls over and kicks him right in the gut, doubling him over, but this allows Darling to get back on his feet. He grabs Firewoman by the hair and yanks her his direction (earning a warning from Hale). He looks down at her and smiles sadistically, the first show of emotion we've seen from him in a very long time. Must be time to get even, as he grabs her legs, crosses them, and gets her into the Darling Money Clip. He wastes no time cranking it down all the way, and while Fire is flexible, even she has her limits, and Darling clearly knows them. Fire reaches for the ropes, but can't make it. She looks around and sees nothing to help. She raises her arm...
Razz: That is the same move that broke Poe's ankle... and Davin comes from nowhere with a big boot to the back of Alexander's head. Darling falls, releasing the hold, and Davin goes to Firewoman, who is trying to recover some feeling in her legs. But she's not getting them, as Davin decides to go for a Sharpshooter. Poor Fire. He applies way more pressure than usual, and tears start to stream down Fire's face. Lucky climbs onto the apron, but Samantha pulls him down, face first. Not enough for Hale to care about though, as he goes back to seeing if Fire's going to tap. Looks like she's thinking about it again, but Darling has made his way to the top rope, and leaps with a flying elbow, knocking Davin over. Fire scrambles as best she can away from the two men, and Darling and Davin both get to their feet. The stare down begins, but it doesn't last long, as they start exchanging haymakers. Most of them are legal, but eventually anger wins out, and even facy Davin is using closed fists. Hale steps between them, brave man that he is, and warns them both. Davin nods, and Darling sneers. Davin grabs Darling and Irish whips him into the ropes. Darling comes back into a elbow by Davin, and Davin runs the ropes as he recovers. Davin hits him with a clothesline, and then starts to whip Darling again, but this time Darling holds onto the ropes. Davin runs back and bounces off for a springboard dropkick, but Darling dodges, and Davin slides out to the floor, awkwardly. Darling runs the ropes and then goes over the ropes, with a crossbody on Davin. Both men are down, and Hale looks around. Fire is still in the ring, and appears to be checking out whether her legs still work, so Hale starts the count. Fire sees what is happening, and apparently her legs are working well enough. She runs back, hits the ropes, and runs to the opposite side, with a suicide plancha on both Davin and Darling. She trips a little bit on the top rope, in Sheldon-Benjamin-esque fashion, but still knocks them both over, so everyone is down. But we aren't going to commercial!! Hale stopped counting to check on everyone's well being, and can't remember where he left off. Darling is up first, and he grabs Firewoman around the neck, setting up the Darling Driver. On the outside of the ring, this could be devastating. Davin recovers and looks like he's going to intervene, but no! They hit the Darling Driver Diamond Cutter! Firewoman is out, and Lucky is beside himself. Davin picks Fire up to throw her in the ring for the cover, but he's stopped by Alexander. Davin tosses Fire aside, and he and Alexander come nose to nose, and then the brawling commences. These two have forgotten their in a match, and Hale remembers this isn't a falls count anywhere, and starts a count. Davin and Alex couldn't care less, and Lucky tends to Firewoman, who has reopened the gash on her forehead for like the zillionth time. Davin and Alex brawl around the ring, taking turns shoving each other back-first into the guardrails. Davin whips Alexander face first into the ring post, coming dangerously close to rebreaking his nose. Darling is on pure adrenaline right now and doesn't seem to notice, coming right back at Davin. He grabs him by the head and drives him face first into the Nicaraguan announce table. Darling turns around to get in the ring when he's met with an Ironic Yakuza Kick from Firewoman. Darling goes down in a heap. Davin gets up and then he and Firewoman begin to brawl, although Davin is getting the better of Firewoman. Finally, Hale decides he can't handle this, and calls for the bell, as Alexander recovers and dives into the fray.
WINNER – No Contest in 27:11
After the bell, the three of course do not stop, and OOWF referees and security pour out from the back to separate them and try to get them backstage.
<GM the Eric comes out to the top of the stage right after the match>
GMtE: You know, to borrow a phrase from Firewoman, that match did not sparkle with me, not at all. So, I’ll tell you what we are going to do, we are going to do this match again. We are going to have the same three way dance at the pay per view, but we are going to add a little incentive to it. The winner of the match will get a guaranteed title shot against the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion. So, it looks to me, like you three have some preparing to doMATT FOLZ vs. CHRIS EVANS – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchIts title time here in Miami, Ohio and the Onslaught Title will be decided between two men who have developed quite a little rivalry as of late. It all started when Matt Folz started taking money from Firewoman to be a bodyguard of sorts, but being the mercenary he is, he double-crossed her by taking a payout from Samantha Darling-Moreland to take out Firewoman. This did not sit right with Firewoman’s ally Chris Evans and this rivalry has resulted. The challenger is on his way out first to Iron Maiden’s “The Trooper.” The crowd doesn’t know how to react to Evans as the recent actions of Firewoman and by proxy, Evans are still questionable. He does seem to have an equal amount of supporters as he does detractors. He acknowledges a few fans as he makes his way down and into the ring. He tests out the ropes as “Battle Without Honor or Humanity” by Tomoyasu Hotei kicks in. Folz steps out and he gets a much more vocal negative response from the crowd. He seems to enjoy it as he motions that it’s all about the money. He gets into the ring and referee, Mel Creech, calls them to the center of the ring and does the obligatory Onslaught Title rule breakdown.
The bell rings and we are underway as the two men lock up in the center of the ring. They fight over control and it’s Evans in control as he pushes Folz back into the corner. Creech calls for a clean break and he gets one here in the early going from C”L”E. Back to the center of the ring and they lock up once again, but this time it’s Folz who pushes Evans back to the corner. Creech calls for another clean break and it looks like he’s going to get one, but Folz wasn’t being sincere as he throws a knife hand chop. But Evans is too quick and ducks under and changes positions with MF. And now it’s Evans firing away with backhand chops. The crowd is “WOO”ing with each one and Folz chest is showing the effects. Chris takes MF out of the corner with a snap mare and he fires a hard kick to the back. CE stays on the attack as he hits the ropes and drops a knee right across Folz’ throat. Evans rolls through and he grabs hold of Matt’s arm…it’s an ODE TO JERICHO.
Folz is fighting it and he rolls through to get Evans shoulders on the mat, but Evans rolls up at two and he isn’t letting go of the hold. Folz is struggling, but he has enough power and he lifts CE all the way into the air, but now it’s Evans turn to show his unique move set as he takes Folz down with a YOSHI TONIC. He has the legs hooked and he makes a pin fall attempt…
1…
2…
Thr…No, Folz gets his hand on the bottom rope.
Matt Folz has used rope break #1. He has two remaining.
Evans seems to be like a shark in water as he smells blood and he’s stalking Folz. But Matt knows his way around the ring and he grabs Chris by the trunks and sends him crashing through the ropes all the way to the floor. Folz tells Creech to start counting as Evans hit the guardrail hard on that exit from the ring. Creech gets to 7 before Evans is grabbing onto the ring apron. Folz doesn’t let him back in the ring as he executes a baseball slide sending Evans back into the guardrail. This time MF isn’t content to leave him alone on the outside and he follows him out. He picks Evans up and SNAKE EYES him right on the guardrail. Creech is yelling from inside the ring to get back in, but it doesn’t seem to matter to Folz who lifts Evans up and looks to hit another move on the guardrail, but Evans slithers off his back and he hits a LUNGBLOWER on the floor. Both men are down for the moment as Creech continues his count. He’s at 8 when Evans is back to his feet and he attempts to toss Matt back in the ring, but Matt hits the bottom rope and bounces off…REBOUND LARIAT and Evans goes spinning inside out. He hits his back hard and Folz rolls him back in the ring and goes right for the cover…
One…
Two…
No…This time it’s Evans who has the ring awareness to get his leg over the bottom rope.
Chris Evans has used rope break #1. He has two remaining.
Now it’s Folz on the attack as he lifts Evans up in a vertical suplex position and he rotates him into a SITOUT POWERBOMB. It’s another cover and another two-count as Evans is able to kick out. It doesn’t stop Folz attack as he starts working over the leg and ankle of “Lionheart.” He goes to work specifically on the leg with a ROLLING HALF CRAB. And he’s got it locked on in the center of the ring. Evans could be in serious trouble here if he doesn’t figure something out. He tries rolling through, but Folz is holding tight. Inch-by-inch now Evans is dragging Folz towards the ropes and it looks like he’s close but Folz leans back even more and it looks like Evans is about to tap. But noooooo, Evans gets one last burst of energy and grabs the bottom rope.
Chris Evans has used rope break #2. He has one remaining.
Matt Folz looks annoyed, but he looks to keep the momentum going as he grabs Evans in a half-nelson and he looks to be going for a CAR CRASH SUPLEX, but Evans somehow flips through and lands on his feet. He turns and hits the ropes…CLOTHESLINE FROM HADES. And both men are down as Evans takes a few minutes to recover from the last few minutes where his leg, especially the ankle took a beating. He gets to his feet first and he drags MF with him before sending him crashing into the corner. He follows him in with a back handspring Muta elbow. Folz falls out of the corner and as he’s getting back to his feet CLE hits the ropes and nails Matt with THE OLYMPIC STRIKE. He makes a cover…
One…
Two…
Th…No, Folz is able to barely kick out. Evans feels like the end is near and he hits the ropes…LIONSAULT, but it misses, Folz was able to barely roll out of the way and Evans’ back is exposed…REAR NAKED CHOKE. And he’s got it locked in. Evans is fighting and holding on, but there seems to be nothing he can do right now. He’s nowhere near the ropes when all of a sudden the bell rings. He clearly wasn’t tapping yet…what the hell is going on. Creech makes his way to the outside and goes over the situation…
Your official decision is a 15-Minute Time Limit Draw.
Folz looks pissed as he had Evans locked in his submission finisher and was close to getting the tap out win. Evans is finally getting to his feet and shaking his neck and he asks for the mic.
Evans: If you think you had me beat, give me 15 more minutes.
Folz laughs and motions for Creech to ring the bell. Creech nods and we’re back underway. Evans makes the rookie mistake though and turns his back as he tosses the microphone back to the outside. Folz catches him behind with a vicious chop block and CE crashes to the mat. Folz is a rabid dog as he drags Evans to the center of the ring, he locks the leg, grabs the neck…STF locked in. Evans is in trouble once again. MF is wrenching back and Evans is looking for a way out. And he gets it as Folz wrenches back once again, Evans rolls with it and flips them both over and Chris gets into the ropes.
Chris Evans has used rope break #3. He has zero remaining,
Folz lets go of the hold for a moment and looks to go for it again using the ropes as extra leverage but Evans rolls all the way to the floor. Folz follows him to the floor, but Evans jumps back onto the apron and he leaps off the second rope, CYCLONE OF CHAOS connects on the floor. Folz may be out of it and Evans feeling this is his chance slowly drags MF back into the ring. He makes a cover…
ONE…
TWO…
THR…NOOOOOOOOO, Folz leg is under the bottom rope.
Matt Folz has used rope break #2. He has one remaining.
Evans shakes his head in frustration, but he goes back on the attack and that’s how the match goes for the next few minutes. Evans continues to go through his wide arsenal of moves, but Folz is able to fight through and barely kicks out anytime Evans goes for a cover. And “Lionheart” is getting more and more frustrated. He drags Folz to his feet once again and kicks him in the stomach…ICARUS WINGS connects, but Folz rolls a few feet away so it takes Evans a second to get there…
ONE…
TWO…
THRE…….NOOOOOOOOOOOO, once again Folz gets his leg on the ropes.
Matt Folz has used rope break #3. He has zero remaining.
Evans hangs his head in disappointment as he thought that was it. He slams the mat as he drags Folz back to his feet once again. And another kick in the stomach and this time he’s going for the CANADIAN CRASH, but MF slips out of it and he nails another chop-block to the back of Evans’ knee. Folz rolls to the corner and takes a few moments to try and get his bearings. He uses the ropes to drag himself to his feet and he picks Evans up. He spins behind Evans and locks in a full nelson that leads right to a vicious DRAGON SUPLEX. Folz bridges and Creech makes the count…
ONE…
TWO…
TH…Evans barely rolls his shoulder. Now it’s Folz turn to be frustrated. He hits a body slam on Evans and climbs to the top rope and he hits the DIVING HEADBUTT. That’s the set-up for it and Folz goes to lock in the STF once again, but Evans rolls through and he steps through…ODE TO CANADA…
And the bell rings…no, not again. Creech heads to the outside and confers with the time keeper…
Your official decision is a 30-Minute Time Limit Draw. And now it’s Evans who looks pissed as he was locking in the finisher. He asks for the microphone again.
Evans: How about another 15 Folz?
Folz has rolled to the outside and grabbed his belt and is already walking up the ramp when he turns around. He makes the universal money sign before flipping off Evans and heading through the curtain to the back. “Lionheart” Chris Evans looks extremely disappointed but he did just take the Onslaught Champ 30 whole minutes and had him on the brink a few times. But at the end of the show, Matt Folz is still the OOWF Onslaught Champion. As he is walking to the back, Bryce Larson walks out from the back and just eyes Folz with a strange grin on his face.
THE CHICKENSHIT HEROES vs. KZ vs. PHANTOS & LUCIOS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match kz enter the arena first, ignoring the boos and catcalls as they walk to the ring. As usual, Moosehead Jack slumps in a corner, while L.D. Williams warms up. Phantos and Lucios are out next, greeting their fans as they make their way down the aisle. Referee Angelo Barros directs both teams to stay in their corners as the OOWF World Tag Team Champions make their entrance. Johnny Adrenaline and Attitude Adjuster, the Chickenshit Heroes, seem to be adjusting to their new, beloved, status, and stop to sign some autographs on the way to the ring. The CSH hold the belts high, then hand them to Barros, who calls for the bell.
After a quick discussion, Johnny and Phantos decide to start the match, and Barros ushers their partners and kz out of the ring. Lockup, and Johnny grabs a headlock. Phantos shoots him off. Leapfrog by Phantos. Phantos drops and catches Johnny with a Monkey flip, but Johnny lands on his feet as Phantos kips up. They strike the “indy respect” pose to the crowd's delight. Theatrical retching from Williams, who demands a tag. Johnny shakes his head, smirking, and he and Phantos circle again. Another lockup, and Johnny backs him toward the kz corner. Suddenly they turn and tandem hip toss Williams into the ring. Moose tries to follow, but a double dropkick knocks him off the apron. Williams sent to the ropes. He slides under a tandem clothesline attempt, turns, and gets dropkicked over the ropes to the floor. Johnny and Phantos make a show of shaking hands as they laugh at kz.
They lock up, and Johnny sends Phantos to the ropes. Phantos ducks a clothesline and hits the opposite ropes, and Williams drives a knee into his back. Johnny comes over, and Moose tags himself in with a punch to the face. Moose grabs Johnny and pitches him over the ropes to the floor as Williams grabs Phantos' head and drops off the apron, clotheslining him on the top rope. Both AA and Lucios try to come in to help, but Barros cuts them off. Phantos stumbles back and Moose spins him around and plants him with a DDT. Barros is in position and counts One...Two...Thr – Lucios drops an elbow to break the cover. Williams is in, as is AA, who blindsides him with a clothesline. AA slings Williams into the corner, as Lucios does the same with Moose across the ring. Both men attack with chops, then hit twin Irish whips. kz dosey-doe rather than collide, and backdrop Lucios and AA when they charge. AA is tossed through the ropes, and Lucios is clotheslined to the outside. Barros steps in and forces Williams to the apron. Moose turns around and Phantos creams him with a superkick before rolling to the CSH corner and tagging Johnny back in.
Johnny scoops and slams Moose, then stomps on him before driving a knee into his throat. He snaps Moose over with a Suplex, then drags him to the corner and tags AA. AA with a shot to the exposed ribs. He grabs Moose in a headlock and hits a bulldog. He covers, but only gets one. AA pulls Moose to his feet and hits a snapmare, then kicks him hard in the back. He plants his knee in Moose's back and bends his head back with one arm while reaching to tag his partner. The CSH hit a tandem slingshot suplex and Johnny covers, but Williams is in to break it up at two.
Phantos and Lucios are in as well, and they grab Williams and send him to the ropes. Double elbow to the face. Phantos climbs the turnbuckles as Lucios hoists Williams for the dropkick device, but AA, as a result of a chop to the throat from Moose, stumbles into him and knocks him off balance. Williams starts driving punches into Lucios' head, and Lucios starts to fall. He turns it into an electric chair drop, but takes AA out in the process as well. Williams rolls out to the floor.
Meanwhile, Moose has Johnny backed into the corner and is working him over with punches and kicks. Irish whip is reversed, and Moose runs right into a flying dropkick from Phantos. Johnny dives on Moose for the cover, but Phantos breaks it up. Lucios is back on his feet, and he and Phantos send Johnny to the ropes, but Williams trips him up and drags him to the outside. Williams hops onto the apron and Lucios moves in, and eats a forearm. Lucios stumbles back and turns around, and Moose NAILS him with the Busaiku knee! Phantos sprints across the ring and drops Moose with a leg lariat, and as he lands AA spikes him with the Attitude Adjustment. AA turns around and gets hit with the Canadian Destroyer. Williams rolls to his feet, but is close to the ropes, so Johnny drags him to the outside.
Johnny rocks Williams with punches and sends him hard into the railing. Williams grabs a chair and comes back swinging. Johnny ducks and Williams hits the ringpost, then turns and blasts Johnny in the face with red mist. Williams tosses the chair into the ring, but instead of Moose, AA catches it. Phantos is just getting up and gets in AA's face,trying to yank the chair away. Barros takes it from both men and admonishes them before sliding it out of the ring.. With the referee's back turned, Williams tosses a second chair to Moose, who blasts AA and Phantos with it. He drops the chair when Lucios grabs him from behind. Lucios spins him around and lifts him for the Border Toss. Williams is in with a chop block before he can hit it, and all three men land in a heap. Barros sees the chair, AA and Phantos bleeding, and Johnny clawing at his eyes on the floor, and decides he's had enough.
WINNER - NO CONTEST, in 17:36.
STANK vs. TYTAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchTytan hits the ring first, acknowledging the few fans who are cheering him as he warms up. The lights dim, and the crowd comes unglued as the Intercontinental Champion steps onto the stage,. Stank takes a moment to bask in the adoration, then walks slowly down the aisle. Stank climbs into the ring and holds his belt high, then hands it over to referee Davis Hightower, who displays it to the crowd and calls for the bell.
The big men circle and lock up, each man trying to push the other backwards, but neither giving ground. Finally they give up and break. Tytan shoves Stank, and the champion shoves back. They exchange some words, and Stank calls for another lock up, but Tytan demands a test of strength. They lock one hand, and Tytan stomps on Stank's foot and clotheslines him to the mat.
Tytan: “Work smarter, not har-urk!”
Stank goozles Tytan from behind and drives him backwards over his knee. He chokes him for a moment, then drops him on the mat. Stank rolls Tytan to his feet and backs him into the corner. He attacks with chops, and Tytan reverses their positions and does the same. Stank re-reverses, and hits an Irish whip. Tytan reverses, and Stank hits the corner hard, but bounces off into a sprint and levels the charging Tytan with a clothesline. Stank scoops Tytan up for a slam, but Tytan slides off his shoulder and lands behind him. He shoves Stank into the ropes and hits a German suplex. Tytan bridges, but Stank kicks out at two. Tytan is up first and buries a knee in Stank's stomach, then sends him to the ropes. He ducks his head and Stank puts on the brakes, leaping and driving a headbutt into the back of Tytan's skull. Stank hits the ropes and drops an elbow, covers, and gets two.
Stank takes Tytan over with a suplex, then sits him up, plants a knee in his back, and pulls back on his arms. Hightower asks, but Tytan refuses to give up. Stank releases the hold and tries to drag Tytan to his feet, but Tytan drives a shoulder into his stomach. Stank staggers back, and Tytan launches forward, levelling him with a clothesline. Tytan stomps away, then pulls Stank up and tries a suplex. Stank blocks and tries to reverse, but Tytan blocks as well. Tytan tries again and lifts Stank off his feet, but Stank drives punches into Tytan's side and Tytan drops him. Stank immediately pulls Tytan onto his shoulders for the Stank-U, but Tytan grabs the top rope and drags himself free. Stank turns around and Tytan doubles him over with a kick to the gut, and then stands him back up with a kick to the face. Tytan grabs him in a bearhug and plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex. He hooks the leg, but Stank rolls a shoulder before three.
Tytan sends Stank to the ropes and tries for the Decapitator, but Stank ducks. Stank comes of the opposite ropes and PASTES Tytan with a big boot. Stank goes back to the ropes and drops a leg across Tytan's throat. He hooks the leg, and gets a long two count. Stank chops Tytan back against the ropes and sends him across the ring. HUGE Spinebuster. Stank bounces back to his feet and lumbers to to the ropes – Stankonia 2.0! Stank covers, but Tytan just manages to kick out.
Stank snarls and drags Tytan to his feet. He drives a knee into his stomach, wrings his arm, and drags him onto his shoulders. Tytan throws his weight forward and turns it into a DDT, but Stank grabs the top rope to block. Stank grabs Tytan, turns, and nails a northern lights suplex, but foregoes the bridge. Stank rolls to his feet and grabs Tytan, who headbutts him in the stomach. Stank doubles over, and this time Tytan hits the DDT. Instead of covering, Tytan backs off and waits for Stank to get up. Tytan sprints forward, but Stank sidesteps and Tytan spears the turnbuckles. Tytan staggers back, and Stank spins him around and pulls him onto his shoulders. STANK-U! Stank falls on Tytan and hooks the leg. One...Two...Three.
WINNER, and still Intercontinental Champion, in 18:32, Stank.
POE vs. ECOSYSTEM – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match “Minority” fires up over the speakers and Ecosystem makes his way to the ring flanked by Tytan. He gets a really nice hand from the crowd. He gets into the ring and does some posing with Tytan. This doesn't last long as “Mausam and Escape” interrupts the previous song. The OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Poe makes his way down the ramp with his whole entourage; Selena Gomez, Alexander Darling, and Alexis Darling, who looks like she'd rather be anywhere else. They all pile into the ring and Poe shows off his belt for a bit. Official Ring Announcements are made before Poe hands his belt over to Senior Referee Davis Hightower. Hightower holds the belt high in the air. This match is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. Hightower hands the belt to the outside and calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
The two men circle each other to start with as they size each other up. It's really no contest, as Ecosystem is giving away ¾ths of a foot and some 70 lbs to Poe. They lock up, and it's not long before Eco gets shoved halfway across the ring into the corner. Poe stands in the middle of the ring, smirking. They lock up again, and again Eco gets tossed, this time with even more force; to the point where Eco falls to a knee. It's all Poe can do to keep from laughing. Eco, to his credit, gets up and locks up with Poe again. This time, Poe shows some impressive strength as he gets Eco off his feet. He continues to lift Eco, until he's all the way up. Poe destroys him with a big Facebuster, and decides to cover. He only gets 1. Undeterred and in control, Poe pulls Eco up by his hair. He tosses Eco into the corner like a ragdoll before blistering him with chops. He continues the assault with left and right hands, first to the head, then to the body, including a couple of horrific kidney shots. Poe isn't finished however, as he unloads with some Batista-esque shoulders to the midsection. Eco starts to stumble out of the corner, and Poe blows him up with a super-violent Spinebuster. That might do it! But no, Eco kicks out at 2.
Poe doesn't appear flustered as he calmly pulls Eco up. Holding him by his hair, Poe delivers 3 huge headbutts, and it appears Eco is literally being held up by Poe. He tosses Eco hard into the corner again, and hits some Kevin Nash elbows. He then backpedals a few steps and hits a RUNNING HIEROGLYPH! The crowd boos. Eco appears unconscious. Poe sits Eco on the top rope, steps on the bottom rope himself, and hits a JUMPING OBELISK! That's gotta do it. Poe covers...1....2...thr...NO! Eco kicks out. Poe looks impressed. But, he also looks annoyed, so it's no surprise when Poe LAWN DARTS Eco to the outside. Alexander Darling puts the boots to Eco and then goes into the Repeated Elbow Drops to the back of the Head. All the while Poe looks on from the ring. Darling continues his work as Hightower is distracted by Selena, talking about her new album, presumably. Darling concludes the assault with a DARLING DRIVER on the floor. Meanwhile, Alexis holds off Tytan with a chair, as Tytan appears unwilling to hit a woman. He shouts into the ring for Hightower to no avail. Poe appears to note this as well. Darling bundles Eco back into the ring. Selena is a little slow to hop off the apron, and Hightower is a little slow to get to Poe who is in the cover. He doesn't notice Tytan putting Eco's foot on the rope, until he counts to 2 3/4ths. Poe is unhappy with this development.
In fact, he appears unhappy with his inability to put Eco away now, and pulls the lifeless Eco to his feet again before leveling him with a Bradshaw-esque clothesline. Poe actually climbs to the top rope, surprising everyone in the arena. Macho Man Elbow is on target, and that should do it. The count is academic...1....2...thre...NO! NO! Somehow, some way...Eco kicks out! Poe is now absolutely beside himself. He confers with his crew outside, just as Tytan decides to attack them all. Dumbass. He eats chair before Poe goes back to his huddle. Eco hasn't moved, and Selena hops on the apron again. Apparently, Davis Hightower is blinded by Selena's jailbait charm. Poe is assisting in the diversion as Alexis tosses the chair in too early. Not a big deal, right? Eco is dead, but he's suddenly alive! He's wobbly on his feet as he gets a smirk on his face! Poe turns around and EATS CHAIR TO THE DOME! Eco says something like “Work Smarter, not harder”. ENDGAME! Tytan just happens to grab Selena's ankle as she falls off the apron (onto her feet). Hightower turns around just in time to see Eco flop on top of Poe for the cover! 1....2....3! New Champ!
WINNER in 14:59 by PINFALL and NEW OOWF World Heavyweight Champion...Ecosystem!
Post-match, Poe is displeased. Alexander, good lackey that he is, already has baseball bats ready. He caves Eco's skull with a blast and he's probably done for good. Tytan tries to escape the Darlings, also carrying bats, but walks right into a Poe head shot, and promptly dies. Poe looks around at his handiwork, and then glares at Alexis, who immediately turns white. She drops her bat as a sign of fealty to Poe, but in retrospect, that was just retarded. Poe and Alexander slowly stalk Alexis. Alexander is going to attack his own sister! Suddenly, the crowd gets on their feet and starts to cheer! Someone is coming out of the crowd! Someone's gonna stop this! It's....it's....Davin Moreland? He blasts Alexander Darling with Trusty Rebar! Poe gets off one giant swing of his bat, which Dacin is able to duck. KICK! WHAM! REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Poe is out! Selena is screaming at the top of her lungs as Alexis looks on in disbelief. Davin tries to talk to her, but Alexis is dumbstruck, so Davin throws her over his shoulder and takes off up the ramp. A minute or so goes by, and they both come to. Slowly, they head up the ramp. Suddenly Poe snaps, and kicks Alexander in the gut. He hefts him up and HITS A CRUCIFIXION ON THE RAMP! Alexander is dead. However, the crowd is cheering, because out of nowhere, DH Magnusson decked Poe with his trusty chain! Simultaneously, Eco blows up Poe with a belt shot!
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