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Post by BookerShark on Dec 3, 2011 16:47:40 GMT -5
*A hooded, gray trenchcoat wearing, Ghosthead sits in darkness, on the upper deck, in the mostly empty Hunts Harbour Ballroom where the ring is being setup for a house show. Ghosthead is watching the ring crew work when a flash of light on the opposite side from where he sits, catches his attention. Through an entry point, Ghosthead catches a glimpse of the Darling's walking past. The flash of light was a reflection off of the shiny knife Firewoman is carrying. Two people sit in two of the seats above and behind Ghosthead.*
GH - Moosehead Jack. Muyo-san.
*silence*
GH - They are coming for you.
MHJ - Let them.
GH - I will not. I have a match coming up against Firewoman and Eric O'Mac and I would not have that disrupted. I need her at her best. Whatever happens with her after Wednesday is none of my concern.
MHJ - You can't stop her.
GH - I can try.
MHJ - Your funeral.
GH - Been there. Done that.
*Ghosthead rises to his feet as we cut to the Darlings walking down the hall. They round a corner and Ghosthead drops down in front of them from an opening in the ceiling.*
GH - Stop.
LD - Whoa.
AD -
FW - Excuse me?
GH - Whatever your plans with The Saint of Sinners will have to wait.
FW - Move.
GH - No.
AD - Figures you would be on their side.
GH - I am on no one's side Alexander Darling but my own. The fact is I will be facing Firewoman in a match on Wednesday and I would prefer she not jeopardize the outcome with petty revenge.
*Firewoman scoffs.*
FW - You're one to talk. So I guess the vendetta you have against Lobo was what?
GH - Not revenge... and concentrated soley within matches.
FW - I'm not going to ask you again to move.
GH - There will be time for revenge later.
AD - I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually agree with him.
FW - WHAT?
AD - Lisa we-
FW - !
AD - Look I want to take out Moose and Eco as much as you.
FW - No you don't
AD -
FW - Ghosthead you have three seconds.
*Firewoman raises the knife, and before anyone can react, in two deft motions, Ghosthead has disarmed Firewoman, and taken the knife.*
LD - Holy shit.
FW - GIVE THAT BACK!
GH - I think I'll hold on to it... until you focus on the battle that is immediately before you and not the one that is to come.
*Ghosthead slowly backs away with Firewoman advancing on him. He turns and sprints down the hallway and rounds another corner. Firewoman pursues, rounds the corner and finds an empty lobby. She looks around as Alex and Lexie catch up to her.*
AD - Where did he go?
LD - I don't see him.
FW - I'm going to KILL him.
*Ghosthead watches the trio from the shadows. They search around but cannot find him. After a few minutes they give up and continue down the hallway. Ghosthead raises the knife, admiring it's craftsmanship and decorative features. He slips it in his pocket and goes the opposite direction from where the Darlings went. Soon he finds himself in a locker room. Stank turns around and stares at his brother.*
Stank - Red.
GH - I have something for you.
*Ghosthead pulls out the knife and hands it Stank.*
Stank - This belong to Firewoman. Why do you have it?
GH - I took it from her.
Stank - You did WHAT?
GH - It's her focus and her focus needs to be elsewhere.
Stank - Are you out of your fucking mind?
GH - You hold on to it for me.
Stank - I will not. Justin give this back to Firewoman.
JS - Will do.
GH - No.
*Ghosthead snatches the knife from his brother's hand.*
Stank - Boy I done told you about snatching shit out of my hands.
GH - Lucas. It's for her own good.
Stank - What do you mean?
GH - She intends to confront The Saint of Sinners.
Stank - By herself? Shit. I got to-
*Ghosthead raises his hand.*
GH - She was with her husband and sister-in-law.
Stank - Oh... well...
GH - Now she will be coming for me.
Stank - Why, because you took her knife?
GH - It's her focus.
Stank - She'll be after you, sure... but if she is determined to confront Moose and Juni... she's going to do that.
GH - We'll see.
Stank - I think I know her better than you, Red... Fuck, give me the knife.
GH -
Stank - Give it to me, Red.
*Ghosthead hands the knife back over to Stank.*
GH - What is your intention?
Stank - I'll fucking hold on to it. But when she kicks your ass, don't come crying to me.
GH - We'll see.
*Ghosthead leaves Stank's locker room as the camera fades.*
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Post by BookerShark on Dec 3, 2011 16:48:34 GMT -5
FW: Whatever, I don't have time for his games. Let's go.
Firewoman, Alexander, and Alexis arrive at the locker room. Instead of knocking, Firewoman opens the door and walks in. Alexander and Alexis share a look and follow. The decor is less luxurious than Ecosystem's last locker room, and most of the illumination comes from several single bulbs hanging from wires throughout the place. Moose's touch. Ecosystem sits kind of staring vacantly at the doorway, and if he has any emotion or even notices they've entered, it doesn't show. Fire approaches him, and Alexander and Alexis take up positions on either side of the door.
LD: Where's Moose?
FW: In the arena. Didn't you see?
AD: I thought Ecosystem was there with him?
FW: He was, came back here while Stank was talking to his brother and Justin.
AD: Why would he do that knowing you were going to be here?
FW: Because I already had that part written when I decided to check and see if there were any promos I'd need to read to fix this.
Kayfabe throws a bean bag at Fire, who ducks.
FW: I mean...Because Ecosystem's ego will not let him run from me? I dunno, can we get on with it? Just stand there, okay? And DON'T interfere...no matter what?
AD: What the hell does that mean?
Fire doesn't answer and walks slowly up to Ecosystem. Once she gets about ten feet from him, his eyes blink and he looks at her, with a bit of a smile on his lips.
Eco: You look fantastic.
FW: I'm not here for--
Eco: I knew you'd come back. I knew you'd realize that this is your true salvation, that He would lead you back.
FW: You are nothing to me. I am here to remind you of that, and to make you a promise.
Eco: Oh?
FW: I promise, I will drive you from this company. Everyone else has tried to 'save' the OOWF, and I don't care if that's the end result or not. You will be gone, and I'm going to be the one to do it.
Fire's words sound strong, but her eyes blink and waver, and as Ecosystem makes eye contact, her eyes drop.
Eco: Strong words. But you don't mean them. You wouldn't be here now if I hadn't intervened. You wouldn't have your new job as commissioner. You probably wouldn't still have Alex over there, lurking at the doorway. He said it himself, he didn't realize what he had until it was gone.
FW: What's your point?
Eco: You're welcome.
Ecosystem smiles then, and looks thoughtful, then suddenly has a realization. He changes his voice when he speaks again, and it resembles the voice he used to talk to Fire when she was under his power, all slow and hypnotic-like.
Eco: You're not here about me.
FW: Yes, I am.
Eco: You're here about your brother.
FW: I'm ...
Eco: You can't hide from me, Fire...I know you. I remember.
FW: Fine. P...Partly.
Eco: Ah...good. C'mon. Tell sensei.
Alexander and Alexis share a look.
FW: He....look, Moose doesn't get it. Moose thinks He is laughing because Moose is making him happy, but that's not it. He's laughing at Moose. He's using Moose. Just like you are.
Eco: Moi?
FW: Y..yes....I don't know how you've done it, but...You will stop controlling him.
Eco: *laughing now* Me? Control Moose? That's hysterical.
FW: Look, I know my brother...and I know you. I vowed that there would be no more control freaks in this organization, and I got rid of Genius IQ. I will break whatever hold you have on Moose too.
Eco: There's no way you can, Fire. He won't listen to you.
FW: No...but you will.....I'm.....Sensei--
AD: Fire!
FW: I'm ... asking you. Please. Let him go.
Everyone's fairly stunned by this turn of events. Eco sits back, thinking for a bit.
Eco: What would you do, Fire. What would you do to convince me I should do this.
FW: I don't understand.
Eco: Would you....beg, Fire? Maybe if you got down on your knees, and begged me.....
Fire hesitates a minute and then to the shock of Lexie and Alexander, she does exactly what Ecosystem has suggested, slowly and dream like.
FW: Sensei...I'm asking--
Eco: Begging. I wanted you to beg.
FW: Begging...please let go of my brother.
Eco: Hm....not enough. That would leave a vacuum. I have tag team matches to wrestle, so I'd need a partner...Fire...
FW: Sensei?
Eco: Would you exchange yourself? Would you become my partner? Would you take Moose's place to free your brother from my evil clutches?
FW: I.....
Eco: Come, Fire. If you take my hand, everything will be fine. Remember how calm and quiet everything was? How peaceful?
Eco reaches his hand out.
Eco: Just take it. Moose will be fine. It's all you have to do.
Firewoman stands, slowly, and looks at Eco's hand and then slowly...reaches toward it! She's just about to take his hand when from out of nowhere Alexis Darling slaps her arm down and Alexander has flow into Ecosystem, driving him back against the wall.
FW: Alex, don't.
AD: Give me one good reason I should NOT snap your neck RIGHT NOW.
Eco: Do you think that would please your wife?
AD: I think that would please her greatly, once she's back to herself.
LD: I've got her, Alex, let's go. We can take care of him Wednesday night.
Alex, eventually, releases Ecosystem, who merely laughs. Alexander grabs Fire by the other arm and they escort her out of the room. Eco continues to laugh as he sits down, and then once he does, he goes back to the same vacant stare he had before. Alex and Alexis drag Fire out of the room, into the hallway.
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Post by BookerShark on Dec 4, 2011 12:33:23 GMT -5
Psykle is leaving Roma's Wraps and heading off to train, when an SFJ catches up to him.
SFJ: Psykle, can I get some words from you on your match this week?
Psykle: It's non-title, it's tag-team.
SFJ: That all?
Psykle: Essentially. It means I don't care. I'm not a tag team wrestler, I don't plan on going after the tag team gold, and I don't plan on tagging with Ricky Soaring Eagle longer than this week. The match this week, it's a paycheck. Nothing more, nothing less.
SFJ: OK, what about what happened with you, IQ and Firewoman?
Psykle: No comment.
SFJ: OK, then what about the New Guard?
Psykle: Simple, they're arrogant, but they have points. If they drop the backstage attacks from their repertoire and keep it all in the ring where it belongs, then fine. Otherwise, they've all been here longer than I have, so as far as I'm concerned, they are all Old Guard except for Ghosthead, Lobo, and Ricky Soaring Eagle. They stay out of my way, I'll stay out of theirs.
SFJ: So what are your goals for now?
Psykle: The same goal I've had. The Onslaught title. Sparxx has it, I want it. It has nothing to do with New Guard, or Old Guard or Right Guard. Regardless of what happened with IQ, I've spent the past years of my life working to control my rage. Winning the Onslaught title would signify that I've achieved that. If Sparxx and the New Guard are telling the truth about giving opportunities, I have a suggestion for them. Sparxx and I, best of three matches for the Onslaught title. Time Limit Draws require a new match to take it's place. If it has to, we go to the PPV and we do a no time limit match. Sparxx is talented, so am I. The two of us could have a great series of matches. It's his call.
Psykle walks off, and we fade to black.
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Post by BookerShark on Dec 4, 2011 16:43:16 GMT -5
Firewoman is SITTING~! in the food court, half way between Roma's and Ric's, back to the wall, staring in her coffee, not really drinking it, appearing deep in thought. A shadow falls over her, and she looks up and sees Ghosthead.
FW: Give me my knife.
GH: I no longer have it.
FW: *standing* That was a gift.
GH: You're focus was divided. It still is.
FW: You say you've followed my career? Then you know...when I hit the ring and get under those ropes, there's only one thing in my head. Defeating the person I find there. If you don't know that, you'll learn it Wednesday.
GH: My brother took it from me. You will have to get it from him.
FW: Stay out of my business.
Firewoman sneers, and heads out, looking for Stank. She finds him, uh...somewhere else.
Sta: Hey, Fire, I--
FW: Give me my knife.
Sta: Look, I just wanted to make sure you didn't do something you regret.
FW: Story of my life, Stank. You are several years too late for that. Give it back.
Sta: You know...you should maybe take it easy, that was...well, I know that didn't go according to plan and--
FW: Lucas. I don't need you to tell me that, I was there...kinda. And it's sweet of you to protect your brother this way. Give me my knife. Alexander gave it to me as a gift, and it's very special.
Stank sees the look in her eyes and sighs, reaches into his pocket, and gives it to her.
Sta: Don't go usin' that.
FW: It was only for protection, Stank. Thanks for the vote of confidence.
Fire turns and walks back to the Darling Suites.
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Post by BookerShark on Dec 6, 2011 2:28:50 GMT -5
*Hours later, Eric O'Mac walks away from the body of Ghosthead lying in a growing pool of blood. A moment or two later Shannon walks over to her husband, stoops down, and checks to see if he is still breathing. Ghosthead stirs from unconciousness, touching the wound on his forehead spilling out blood.*
Shannon - Are you alright?
GH - I'll live.
Shannon - Who?
GH - I believe that was one of my opponents for Wednesday. Eric O'Mac.
Shannon - Eric O'Mac.
GH - He calls himself The White Knight.
Shannon - He's certainly not above a backstage attack.
GH - Few are though they pretend to be. Help me up.
*Shannon wraps her husband's arm over her shoulder and leverages Ghosthead to his feet. Ghost pulls his hand away from his forehead and observes how wet with blood his hand is.*
Shannon - Let's get you to medical.
*Ghosthead smiles and wipes the blood on the chest of his shirt.*
GH - That was a nice way to introduce himself. I can't wait to return the favor.
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Post by BookerShark on Dec 6, 2011 2:29:17 GMT -5
<Alex, Fire and Alexis are heading back to their suites after a training session. They are nearly there when a stage hand comes up to them>
SH: Fire, Alex, we need you two
FW: <annoyed> For WHAT?
SH: You have an interview in ten minutes, local show
FW: Oh shit, I forgot! Dammit, ok
Lex: You two go on, I am going to shower and change, I’ll see you when you get back
<Alex and Fire leave, Lexie heads into the suites, time passes and she comes out changed and ready to go, and Alex is sitting behind a newspaper reading the sports section>
Lex: Back already? That didn’t take nearly as long as……
<”Alex” puts the paper down, and it’s Moosehead Jack, Lexie freezes and looks as though she has just seen a ghost, then gets ready for a fight>
MHJ: Why Lexie, you look like someone walked over your grave. And relax, if I was here to attack you, you would have never seen it coming.
Lex: You have two seconds to get the fuck out of here
MHJ: Or what? You are going to attack me? You are going to make me leave? Let’s be real, no, you are not. So why don’t you sit down and just hear what I have to say
<Alexis sits down, glaring at Moose>
MHJ: What happened to us Lexie?
Lex: There was never an us
MHJ: No, no there wasn’t. But there was a time you wanted me and LD to be part of Run DEA, what happened to those days?
Lex: You turned into a raging psychopath who tried to kill my brother
MHJ: Interesting choice of words considering your brother also tried to kill me
Lex: It was self defense
MHJ: Was it really? Well, maybe it was self defense for me too?
Lex: Do you have a point in all this?
MHJ: Yeah, what happened to you?
Lex: <looking at Moose disbelievingly> What happened to ME? What the hell are you talking about?
MHJ: What happened to the confident, self-assured Alexis Darling who ran the Darling Enterprise and didn’t take shit from ANYONE
Lex: She is sitting right here in front of you
MHJ: Is she now?
Lex: Yes, she is.
MHJ: So, the same Alexis Darling who was the driving force behind her brothers success, the same Alexis Darling who helped steer Team Rick through the War, that same Alexis Darling is sitting right here
Lex: And getting pissed off
MHJ: So when did you decide that it was ok for you to play third banana in this shitshow that you Darling’s call life?
Lex: <glaring at Moose> what the FUCK are you talking about?
MHJ: Come on Lexie, surely you have seen the writing on the wall. Alex doesn’t need you anymore, he has Lisa. Your position has been…….filled
Lex: You came here to try to get me to turn on my brother? You really have lost what little bit of your mind you had left
MHJ: Not turn on him, I know you would never do that. I just want to understand how someone who prides herself on being such a strong woman goes to being so comfortable playing handmaid to Alex and his wife
Lex: That is NOT…..
MHJ: Yes it is. Remember that night that you, Alex and Lisa went to dinner with Sam and Davin? Did you not realize you were the fifth wheel that night? Did you not get how awkward that was? They included you because they felt obligated to include you, not because they wanted to include you
Lex: They are family, we are all family, something you know NOTHING about
MHJ: Family. Oh I know plenty about family. I know family stabs you in the back. You know, you had it pretty good before Little Alex got Lisa drunk and married her. You had Alex’s attention. You were his confidant. He came to you for advice. You were behind Alexander Darling, OOWF Superstar. You were behind the most hated, and most loved wrestler in the OOWF. Now? Now you don’t even get invited to their interviews. You decided to step into the ring, but you know, in your heart of hearts, you are not on Lisa’s level. You know you can’t beat her. You can’t be the partner to Alex that she is……..in more ways than one
<Alexis gets to her feet and walks over to Moose and gets right in his face>
Lex: Listen you demented psychopath. This is what I know, Alex and I have a bond that can NEVER be broken, by ANYONE. Not you, not Fire, NO ONE. And if you think for one second I am JEALOUS of Alex’s happiness? You are beyond help. What I DO know is this, I am going to enjoy watching my brother kick the ever loving shit out of you and take his rightful spot at the very top of the OOWF, and when he is there, I, WE, will all celebrate. Now, get the fuck out of here
<Moose laughs and gets to his feet and walks to the door, he puts his hand on the knob, then turns back and looks at Lexie, who is furious>
MHJ: Let me just leave you with one thing Lexie, you say you and Alex have an unbreakable bond? Yeah, I thought I had that very same thing and you see what Lisa did. That’s the funny thing about decisions, they all have consequences, and when the people making those decisions are happy? They don’t give a shit who they hurt. I’ll see you around
Trust me
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Post by BookerShark on Dec 10, 2011 18:48:42 GMT -5
*LD Williams walks into Stank's locker room. He spies the big man looking at something on his Samsung Tablet (sponsership pending)* LDW - What are you looking at? Stank - It's been a slow week. I'm just looking at the lineup for tomorrow. _____ OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live! From Hants Harbor, Labrador Canada Intercontinental Title Match Chris Evans vs. El Lobo Sangriento Non-Title MatchStan Fulton vs. Outback Jack Non-Title MatchThe Flyin Hawaiians vs. Ricky Soaring Eagle & Psykle Non-Title Match JP Sparxx vs. Rabbit Mask Matt Folz vs. LD Williams Texpress vs. Davin Moreland & Stank Saints of Sinners vs. The Darlings Comrade Sharkoff vs. Attitude Adjuster Eric O'Mac vs. Firewoman vs. Ghosthead ______________ LDW - Why are you looking at this? Stank - *Shrugs his shoulders* I don't know. Spot was bored and decided to make up for not posting images for November Pain 4 by making new ones for tomorrow. *There's a vigorous knock on the door. Stank rises to his feet and answers it. Kayfabe is standing at the door literally trembling with anger. She SMACKS Stank across his face then storms off.* Stank - *Shrugs his shoulders* Ah. I suppose I deserved that. Fade
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Post by BookerShark on Dec 10, 2011 18:49:45 GMT -5
Kai and J-P Sparxx are playing Playstation 3 (or whatever the big system is now). They seem to be having a good ol' time. Aina is seated off to the side, with Noelani in his lap stroking his chest.
JS: Man we have the good life right now.
Kai: Don't distract the Kai while he's whoopin' your ass in Gears of War.
JS: Just sayin. This pad is sweet.
Aina: This isn't about our "pad" brah.
JS: The quiet one speaks.
Aina: I don't think you get it brah. This is about dominating the OOWF, about being the best. For some of us, it's our last shot. It's not about sweet cribs, or hot girls...
JS: Says the bro with a hot girl on his lap.
Noe: Haole has a point.
Kai stops playing. He sits the controller down.
Kai: My bruddah's right. This isn't about havin' a good time, grabbin' tail and taking names. This is about beating every jabroni in our path. This is about being the headliners, the main eventers, the best in this business and my god, Lani, get your poontang tuna smelling ass of my bruddah's lap before I bust that crooked spine of yours again.
Aina: Brah...
Sparxx is laughing.
Kai: Oh, the wannabe Eminem finds it funny, The Kai threatening his bruddah's girl. Let the Kai get one thing straight. The Kai likes you M&M. The Kai finds you humorous. The Kai might even consider teaming with you if his bruddah ever quit this business, but you know what? That will never happen! The Kai and his bruddah are Ohana. We are the Hawai'ian Nation and we will always, ALWAYS, stand by each other before anyone else, so if you dare to cross my bruddah, so help me, I will slap the false teeth out of your shrunken coconut of a head.
Aina: Brah...
JS: Damn bro, I was just messing with ya.
Aina lightly slaps Noelani on her ass, getting her to get off him. Aina then approaches Kai and gets eye to eye with his brother.
Aina: I know this isn;t what you wanted. I will make sure we are successful.
Noe: As will I.
Kai: Quiet little girl, the men are talking.
Aina: Brah...
Kai: You know how the Kai feels about that one.
Aina: Which is why I haven't slapped YOUR shrunken coconut head.
Kai glares at Aina and then smiles.
Kai: You liked that one huh?
Aina: It was pretty good, yeah.
Kai: should the Kai slap the taste out of the Spark's mouth for the hell of it?
JS: Dudes, I'm right here.
Aina: Nah, let the tool be.
JS: Tool?!?
Kai sits back down and picks his controller up.
Kai: Time to die you haole M&M coconut headed...partner of the Kai's.
JS: Was that a compliment?
Kai: IF YA SMELLLLLLLALALALOW! What the Kai. Is. Surfin'
JS: There ain't no surfing in Gears of War.
Kai: You just ruined the Kai's fade!
fade
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Post by BookerShark on Dec 10, 2011 18:50:20 GMT -5
AA is on the phone and visibly disturbed.
AA: Look, I'm over the fact that you think I'm your valet--when CLEARLY I'm your manager--but you have to hold up at least part of your end of the promotificating deal. When was the last time you promotif...
AA: Promotificating! It is too a word! Look it up!
AA: Whatever. Sop maybe it's not in the dictionary. But that doesn't mean it's not a word. I'm just ahead of the curve.
AA: Eric, Eric. I just need you to wrestle. I manage, you wrestle. Now you have a match this week against Firewoman and Ghosthead. You need to get your mojo back. When was the last time you won a match without my help? I can only carry you so far, you...
AA: Now, now, don't get defensive. It's not my fault that you don't have the stellar reflexes that OTHER people I've worked with do. You never saw me hitting other tag team partners with foreign objects, did you?
AA: Well, yeah, there was that one time. Yeah, and that time, too. OK, I remember that one as well. OK, so there were a few! But right now I need you to focus. Promotificate! That's what's most important.
AA: Yes, yes. Winning is important to. But promotification is more important. That's how... hey, I just got a great idea. You go ahead and just wrestle. I'll do the promotificationating. It will be like Bobby Hennen and Nick Bockwinkel. I need to go buy some things.
(Moments later)
The camera pans over AA's shoulder as he's on Amazon.com. He's buying a neck brace and a weasel costume. Then he Googles "life-size cardboard cutout..." but we can't see the name! Oh, the intrigue!
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Post by BookerShark on Dec 10, 2011 18:51:49 GMT -5
We’re backstage at the arena, and Psykle is sitting in a locker room, watching some video on The Hawaiians, apparently studying for his match tomorrow. Suddenly the door opens and someone pokes their head in.
H: There you are!
Psykle: Oh god, not you…
Psykle looks up and sees Stevie Richards entering his locker room, dragging a box behind him. Stevie is wearing a white shirt, black tie, black slacks, black socks, and black dress shoes and has his hair cut short. Is the Right To Censor coming to the OOWF?
Stevie: So look, the board at GeniusIQ Industries sent me here to help look after the investment the company has put in to you while IQ is busy recovering from you practically killing him…
Psykle: Don’t remind me. I lost control of my rage and…
Stevie: Yea, yea, whatever. Anyway, I was the only one from the old FTR crew that kept on the payroll, Total Fury Inc. was a great tax shelter, and they needed someone who knew the business to look after you and help you out.
Psykle: I don’t need your…
Stevie: So, I’m here, and…hey, when did you cut your hair and dye it red?
Psykle: Years ago, pretty much right after FTR folde…
Stevie: Looks good, anyway, I’m here now. I heard your promo the other day, and it got me thinking…you don’t have much merchandise in the OOWFShop. So I got a new t-shirt made up for you.
Stevie goes to the cardboard box, opens it with a box cutter he produces from out of nowhere, grabs a black t-shirt out, and tosses it to Psykle. Psykle looks at the t-shirt and is dumbfounded.
Psykle: You’ve got to be kidding…
Stevie: What? It makes perfect sense. It’s just what you said in your promo.
Psykle: I didn’t mean it like this, I was saying that they all didn’t matter. No matter what kind they were.
Stevie: Yea, but this is gold! GOLD I TELL YA! These t-shirts are going to sell like hot cakes!
Psykle: Fine, whatever, do what you gotta do. As long as it keeps you from going after the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal title and bringing back Iron-Stevie…
Stevie: They have an Iron Man title here?
Stevie gets a look of pure glee on his face as Psykle leaves. Stevie quickly follows after him asking more questions about the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Title, and the camera pans over to see the t-shirt that Stevie has produced. On the front of the black t-shirt, in bold red letters it says…
Old Guard, New Guard… It Doesn’t Matter. I’m the Right Guard.
Fade to black
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Post by BookerShark on Dec 10, 2011 19:55:57 GMT -5
OO Nation: All discussion pertaining to Midweek Mayhem (airing December 7, 2011) should be done in this thread. It will remain pinned near the top of the Current Events section for the remainder of the week and to co-opt a line from Stan Fulton "I can't believe I used to run this shithole." In discussing the program, we'd love it if you shared your numerical rating for the show (from a low of 0.0 to a high of 5.0, in any increment of one-tenth of a point). For full details on the ratings scale and how to join in on this informal "Battle of the Brands," please be sure to check out the OOfficial Guidelines for TV Ratings/Discussion Threads. Tonight on Mayhem: It's been a slow run of TV leading up to tonight as the roster is still reeling from the emergence of the New Guard (which may require retro-explanationizing by them tonight), and Lobo/Evans for the Intercontinental title. The rest of the New Guard will compete in non-title matches in keeping with their determination not to allow the "Old Guard/Establishment title shots in favor of defending them against those they deem worthy. Stank and The World Champion Stan Fulton have been sniping back and forth with Stank bringing his usual special brand ego-centric bravado. He's made it known his intention on taking down the New Guard and his particular disappointment in one time friend Stan Fulton. Fulton let it be known his own disappointment in Stank feeling the Grand Slam Champions he hung out with did nothing for him during their association (Except for LD Williams). The seeds have been sown for a future match between Fulton and Stank though it would have to be non-title per Stank's punishment (Which is fine by me.) Elsewhere on Mayhem; There is plenty of heat to go around particularly between Matt Folz, and LD Williams, as Folz looks to prove that he is the better wrestler. LD Williams is probably the best wrestler on the OOWF roster so for Folz to prove his worth against LD Williams makes sense. As stated earlier, Chris Evans faces El Lobo Sangriento for the Intercontinental Title. Evans has been pretty quiet about the New Guard stepping up which is probably not a good idea as the one seen as its leader. Lobo lost his last match in singles competetion against his rival Ghosthead, so we'll see if he can get back to form and capture the IC title tonight. J-P Sparxx has been bringing the awesome in his matches and will take on Rabbit Mask in what I'm calling early as the match of the night. The Flying Hawaiians as the biggest twist in the formation of the New Guard, they are taking on the team of Psykle and Ricky Soaring Eagle. I don't know what to make of this makeshift team in Psykle and Eagle, but I would be shocked if they beat the Champs tonight. Psykle has shown some improvement but has a ways to go, and Eagle is just angry which I suppose meshes well with Psykle's rage, but won't likely get them the win. Stan Fulton faces Outback Jack in another representation of New Guard vs Old Guard. Outback Jack is as tough as they come, but does he have what it takes to bring the World Champion down a notch? We will see. Also tonight The Saints of Sinners take on The Darlings in a feud chock full of hatred. There will be blood and I hope Moose dies... Texpress face Davin Moreland and Stank. The team of Moreland and Stank have seen more wins than not, so Texpress will have their hands full with them tonight... Comrade Sharkoff faces Attitude Adjuster in a battle of Old School goodness, and finally, Eric O'Mac, Firewoman, and Ghosthead square off in a triple threat match that might see a mini feud come out of it. This all has the makings for a pretty fun, if soley workrate oriented show... there's enough material to work with that I almost think it's a week where the OOWF would almost have to purposely try to antagonize us in order to fumble the ball... so of course: I've now jinxed it, and they will do just that... let's just keep our fingers crossed that the past few weeks haven't been an accident, and somebody higher up in Dayton Towers actually knows what they're doing.... The flOOr is yours, OO Nation. Let your voice be heard and your thoughts on Brand Supremacy be known. Don't wait till after 11pm to post, either. Pre-show previewing and prognosticating is certainly welcome. So discuss, debate, and rate!- Rick
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Post by BookerShark on Dec 10, 2011 19:56:48 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live! From Hants Harbour, Labrador COMRADE SHARKOFF vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTERSharkoff makes his way to the ring first, waving a Communist Russia flag, the crowd boos him loudly, but he just yells at them for being capitalist dogs, no better than Americans, which REALLY gets him booed. Attitude Adjuster comes out next, accompanied by Eric O’Mac. They also get booed loudly. The bell rings, and we are underway! AA and Sharkoff put on an old school heel wrestling clinic, each one takes multiple short cuts to try and get the win. AA takes the advantage and calls for the IRON CLAW!! As he turns toward Sharkoff, Sharkoff KILLS him with a RUSSIAN SICKLE! The move sends AA barreling into the referee who hits the mat. Eric climbs onto the apron with the briefcase, AA pulls Sharkoff up and Eric swings, but Sharkoff moves out of the way and the briefcase BLASTS AA upside the head! Sharkoff nails Eric, sending him to the floor, Sharkoff covers AA, grabbing a handful of tights in the process and gets the one, two, three! WINNER in 6:48 – Comrade Sharkoff SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. THE DARLINGSThe Darlings are announced first, and wait in the ring for the coming storm. The Saints of Sinners are announced next and storm the ring and the Darlings take the fight right to them. Moose and Alex tear into one another, while Eco and Alexis do the same. The referee gives this a TON of leeway and the four take advantage of it as there is not a single wrestling move hit in the first five minutes of the match. Moose and Alex are both a bloody mess on the outside, which doesn’t slow them down a bit, the hatred between the two of them is damn near visible. Inside the ring, Alexis and Eco finally get around to the wrestling part of the match. Alexis catches Eco with a spinning heel kick, then goes to the ropes and tries for SLICED BREAD, but Eco crotches her on the top rope and ties her in the TREE OF WOE! Eco charges in and catches her with a knee to the jaw. Moose and Alex roll into the ring, and soon we are back to a fight. The end comes with all four bloody and beaten. Eco and Alex are on the floor, on their knees trading punches and hitting one another with anything not nailed down. Inside the ring, Alexis drops Moose with a DDT, then tries a moonsault, but Moose rolls out of the way, gets to his feet and grabs a stunned Alexis and hits the GO TO SLEEP FOREVER! Moose covers Alexis and gets the blood soaked one, two, three. WINNERS in 17:41 – Saints of Sinners ERIC O’MAC vs. FIREWOMAN vs. GHOSTHEADEveryone is out to the ring, Eric is accompanied by Attitude Adjuster who is wearing a sequined blazer and a neck brace. Firewoman goes after Eric first, some bad blood lingers there. Ghosthead remains in the corner watching Fire and Eric battle it out. Eric tries a spinning heel kick, but Fire ducks it and sends Eric out of the ring to the floor with a super kick. She turns around and motions for Ghosthead to bring it, and the two of them lock up. Fire holds her own, but Ghosthead traps her in the corner and beats her to the mat with chops and headbutts. Eric attacks Ghosthead from behind, grabbing him by his dreadlocks and pulling him to the middle of the ring. Ghosthead breaks free and NAILS Eric with a spinning elbow to the temple. Fire grabs Ghosthead from behind and throws him out of the ring and covers Eric for a two count. The match continues like this, two of the three trying to get rid of the third so they can get a pin. Eric grabs Fire from the outside and guillotines her head on the top rope. Before he can get into the ring, AA calls him over for a conference. Eric looks at him incredulously, meanwhile, Ghosthead grabs the reeling Fire and PLANTS her with a chokeslam, then hits a SPECTRE’S FALL! Ghosthead covers, and gets the one, two, three just before Eric can break it up. WINNER in 21:01 – Ghosthead TEXPRESS vs. DAVIN MORELAND & STANKThe teams are in the ring, handshakes are shared and the bell rings. Texpress get off to a fast start, double teaming Davin and keeping him in their corner. Chad and Zane make fast tags and keep Davin off balance, getting several two counts. But who knows Chad and Zane better than Davin? Probably no one. Davin avoids a clothesline attempt from Zane and catches him with a big boot to the jaw, then hooks him for a suplex, and DRIVES him to the mat with a HELLAVATOR! Davin covers, but Zane kicks out at two. Davin pulls him up and shoves him into the corner and tags in Stank. Now it is Davin and Stank’s turn to cut the ring off and double team Zane, peppering the big man with moves and double teams. Chad and Zane are able to fight back, and before long, the crowd is rooting for both teams. The end comes when Chad and Zane whip Davin to the ropes for a double drop kick, but Stank makes the blind tag on Davin. The move connects, sending Davin to the mat, but Stank comes in and drops an elbow across the back of a covering Chad’s head. Stank pulls him up and lifts him for a STANK U, then tosses him at Davin who hits a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Stank covers, and gets the three count. WINNERS in 23:22 – Davin Moreland & Stank MATT FOLZ vs. LD WILLIAMSFolz and Williams put on an absolute CLINIC. The crowd booed the hell out of Folz initially, especially against Canadian hero LD Williams, but after thirty minutes of non-stop action, they are cheering everything in this match. Folz catches LD in the ANKLE LOCK several times, but LD Fights out of it and either reverses it or makes it to the ropes. LD tries the CROSSFACE on Folz several times as well, but each time Folz has a counter. The two are essentially wrestling to a standstill. Folz tries an ANGLE SLAM but LD slides off his shoulders and hits a trio of German suplexes bridging on the last one and nearly getting the pin. Both men get back to their feet, but exhaustion is setting in. The match goes on for another fifteen minutes, LD tries a CANADIAN DESTROYER but Folz blocks it and traps LD in a SHARPSHOOTER! This would be brutal if LD tapped to that, in Canada. LD pulls a Bret Hart though, and manages to reverse it. Folz does not quit and makes it to the ropes forcing the break. The end comes when Folz tries a BRAINBUSTER and LD slips out of it and catches Folz with a PERFECT DRAGON SUPLEX, bridging hard, and getting the three count. WINNER in 51:01 – LD Williams J-P SPARXX vs. RABBIT MASK – Non-Title MatchThis is a non-title match, and not being contested under onslaught rules. The match also has a 30 minute time limit. Rabbit Mask takes it to Sparxx early on, and Sparxx looks a little lost in the early going, perhaps he is not being used to being in an OOWF ring with someone faster than him. Rabbit Mask keeps him off balance with quick strikes taking Sparxx to the mat, then keeping him grounded with mat based moves. RM gets several near falls, and Sparxx bails out of the ring to be consoled by Jewell. Rabbit Mask flies through the air and takes Sparxx out outside the ring and rolls him back into the ring, then heads to the top and tries a 360 moonsault, but Sparxx moves out of the way and Rabbit Mask crashes and burns. Sparxx takes over, taking it to Rabbit, hitting him with a dizzying array of top rope moves. Sparxx has Rabbit set up for the OMG but Rabbit climbs to the top rope and the two of them battle it out on the top rope, eventually, they both lose their footing and crash to the mat as the thirty minute time limit expires. WINNER – 30 minute time limit draw After the match, Psykle comes out to the top of the ramp and glares at the two men. Sparxx slowly gets to his feet and sees Psykle, Psykle points at him, then makes the “I Want the Belt” motion. Sparxx smirks and Psykle walks backstage THE FLYIN HAWAIIANS vs. RICKY SOARING EAGLE & PSYKLEThis match almost never gets started as the four men brawl to the ring. Evidently something was said back stage that did not sit well with one or the other. The four bludgeon one another with anything not nailed down. Clearly someone has made Soaring Eagle angry, because he has Aina pinned in a corner and is hammering him mercilessly. The Kai and Psykle are outside the ring fighting back and forth, trading punches to the face. The Kai gets the better of the exchange, and when Psykle swings back, The Kai plants him with a ROCK BOTTOM on the floor. The Kai rolls into the ring and saves his partner, and the two of them double team Soaring Eagle for a bit, and even hit the BUTTERFLY EFFECT but Psykle is back into the ring to make the save. Soaring Eagle rolls out of the ring and tries to regroup, but he is beyond livid. He grabs a chair and slides back into the ring and NAILS both Kai and Aina, right in front of the referee, then tosses the chair aside, gives his partner a look, and walks to the back. WINNERS in 10:54 – by disqualification – The Flyin Hawaiians STAN FULTON vs. OUTBACK JACKThe two meet in the middle of the ring and go nose to nose. Jack has some words for Fulton, but Fulton just smirks. Jack wipes the smirk off his face with a punch to the mouth, and this match is ON! It’s on like……..like……..like Olympic gold medalist Michele Kwan! What? She made sacrifices! Anyway, this, as you well expected, is not much of a wrestling match, but rather a fight. Jack unleashes hell on the champion and busts him open. Stan fights back and throws Jack out of the ring and puts him through the Panamanian Announce Table with a double handed choke slam. The referee seems to be ok with that, especially since Jack didn’t take too long to get out of the rubble. The two men wail on one another for a bit longer, and Jack takes the champ to the mat with a drop toe hold and tries to lock on the CROC HUNTER, but Fulton makes it to the ropes. Jack climbs to the middle rope and waits for Fulton to get to his feet, and tries a double axe handle, but Fulton catches him and DRIVES him to the mat with a belly to belly suplex, then gets to his feet and hits the DROPLINE! He covers, and gets the three count. WINNER in 16:44 – Stan Fulton The Champ bails out of the ring, breathing hard and staggering a bit, wiping blood from his face. He won, but he damn sure knows he was in a FIGHT tonight. CHRIS EVANS vs. EL LOBO SANGRIENTO – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchThe last time these two faced off in a singles match Lobo walked away with Evans Intercontinental title. Will history repeat itself tonight? The Canadian crowd sure hopes so as they cheer another Canadian hero, El Lobo Sangriento. The match begins and Evans tries a sneak attack but Lobo blocks it and takes the fight to Evans, grounding him with a thunderous SPINEBUSTER, then rolling him over in a Boston Crab trying for a submission. Evans escapes, and the match continues. Everything Evans tries, Lobo has a counter for. Evans is getting visibly frustrated with the direction of the match and snaps at the referee and threatens to separate his head from his body, but Lobo rolls him up from behind for a two count. Evans finally manages to mount a comeback and gets Lobo on the mat and nails him with several high impact moves, but he can’t keep him down, and behind the roaring crowd, Lobo fights back. Just when it looks like Lobo has the match where he wants it, Ghosthead walks out onto the stage. Lobo sees him and glares at him, its only for a moment, but its long enough for Evans to hit a LUNGBLOWER then roll up Lobo, with his feet on the bottom rope, and get the one, two, THREE! WINNER in 25:00 and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Chris Evans Evans bails out of the ring and grabs his title and heads to the back while the crowd boos and rains debris down on him. Ghosthead stands at the top of the ramp and smirks, then walks to the back. Lobo remains in the middle of the ring, soaking up the cheers of his fellow Canadians as we fade to black. Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Be sure to check out the OOWF New Years Evil 7, Live! January 1st from the Sunnyvale Trailer Park in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia. And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem, December 14th live from Deadman’s Bay, Newfoundland. See something you like? 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