OOWF New Years Evil 8
Live! From the Sunnyvale Trailer Park, Dartmouth Nova Scotia Canada
FIRECHILD vs. SIM SEBOWSim Sebow makes his way to the ring and gets booed loudly. Firechild makes his triumphant OOWF return and gets a loud ovation from the crowd. The match starts and the two exchange moves for a minute, then Firechild takes over and dominates. Sebow makes a desperation move by catching Firechild with a knee to the gut, then takes him to the mat with an F-316! Instead of going for the cover, Sebow drops to one knee and appears to be……praying? Firechild gets to his feet and charges in and KILLS Sebow with a running knee to the back of the head. Firechild pulls him to this feet and hits the WINGS OF PHOENIX, covers, and gets the three count.
WINNER in 2:15 - Firechild
CHERMAN HAIN vs. MAI MUYO PA: If you ain’t down with that, I got three words for you: 9…9….9!
“I Am America” by Krista Branch (the official Herman Cain campaign theme song, for those of you in the know) plays over the PA system as Cherman Hain comes down the ramp laughing and smiling, shaking hands, kissing babies, and leaning in a little too closely to said baby’s mothers. He enters the ring and does a little spin to a mostly indifferent audience.
PA: I need a hero…to save me NOW!
“Hero” by Skillet plays over the PA system as Mai Muyo emerges from the back. She is wearing a different outfit than usual; dress slacks and a short-sleeve white shirt with tie. She hits one knee, Tebow-style, and crosses herself as yellow fireworks shoot behind her. She then runs down and slides into the ring, where Hain begins putting the boots to her immediately as the referee calls for the bell.
Hain grabs Mai by her ponytail to pick her up, but she pulls out his legs from under him, causing him to fall back. Mai Muyo jumps on Cherman Hain, driving her left elbow into the bridge of his nose repetitively until the referee pulls her off. As Cherman rises, we see that he is bleeding from the nose. Mai rears back on the opposite side of the ring, then runs across with a hard punt that sends Hain a couple feet, leaving a couple bloodspots in his path. Mai’s eyes appear to be glazed over as she pulls Hain’s arms behind him, lifting him up…
Mai: (audibly) Watch this, Commissioner!
Mai rears back with her foot, MOTHERFUCKING CURBSTOMP into the bottom turnbuckle. Mai pulls Hain back into a Dragon Sleeper position and spins—END-IS-HERE cutter into the mat. Cherman is basically motionless as Mai looks down at him…before climbing up to the top turnbuckle. She makes a cross in the air toward Hain, and leaps high for a 630 SAVIOR SPLASH! Using the variant patented by her brother, she lands back flush across the chest of Cherman, causing her opponent to begin coughing up blood. She yanks him up off the cough and rolls him into a small package, 1-2-3!
WINNER in 2:40…Mai Muyo!
The referee doesn’t even bother to raise Mai’s hand, immediately going to tend to Hain, laid out in the corner with his face a bloody mess. Mai walks out through the crowd, mostly receiving her positively, when she turns to a fan with a replica Intercontinental Title. She takes the title from him and places it over her shoulder, making the universal “I Want The Belt” gesture before handing it back to him.
GAUNTLET MATCH – Featuring Attitude Adjuster, Matt Folz, Stank, Ecosystem & Honcho WilliamsEcosystem is the first man out for this gauntlet match. The crowd boos him vociferously, all but calling for his death, but he doesn’t seem to notice. Eco strolls down the aisle and rolls into the ring, and then stands stoically in his corner, awaiting his opponent. The crowd looks toward the entrance, and explodes as Stank steps onto the stage. Stank pauses for a moment and smiles, seeming to enjoy the reaction, and then storms the ring.
Ecosystem pounces as Stank slides into the ring. He stomps on him, trying to keep him on the mat, but Stank manages to roll past him. Eco turns around and Stank explodes off the mat, slamming into him with a clothesline that knocks him into the ropes. Stank follows up with a series of body blows. Referee Davis Hightower steps in, and Stank allows himself to be pushed back. He moves back in, and Eco greets him with an eye poke. Stank stumbles back, and Eco springs off the middle rope and drives a knee into his temple. He grabs Stank in a front facelock and drives knees into his face until Stank lifts him off the mat and drives his back into the turnbuckles. He pummels Eco with forearms, and Hightower steps in again. He turns his back to Eco to move Stank back, and Eco drops to his knees and nails Stank with a low blow. He hops onto the second rope and leaps, slamming Stank in the face with a forearm and driving him to the mat. Eco kneels on Stank’s shoulders and pummels him, and then wraps his hands around his throat and tries to choke him. He ignores Hightower’s warning and his count, so Hightower steps in and drags him off. Hightower backs Eco to the ropes. Stank rolls to his feet and charges, narrowly missing Hightower and slamming into Eco with a clothesline that takes them both over the ropes to the floor.
Stank lands on top and hammers Eco with punches. He drags Eco to his feet and slings him into the ringpost. He charges, but Eco dodges and he slams into the steel. Eco grabs Stank’s head and grinds his face into the ringpost. Hightower rolls out of the ring and moves to step in, but has to dodge an elbow thrown by Stank. He tries again, and narrowly avoids a kick from Eco. Shaking his head, Hightower rolls into the ring and starts to count. The brawl continues unabated, spilling over the railing into the crowd. It appears Eco notices the count around eight, but he chooses to continue the fight. Hightower reaches ten and calls for the bell.
Stank and Ecosystem have been eliminated. As security finally manages to separate Eco and Stank, Matt Folz is announced as the next combatant. He ignores the crowd’s vitriol and makes his way down the aisle. He warms up briefly and then stands in the middle of the ring and waits for his opponent. “Right Here Right Now” plays, and Eric O’Mac steps onto the stage, but Attitude Adjuster is not with him. Folz sees this and immediately turns around, searching ringside for AA trying to sneak up on him. AA, meanwhile, slides out from under the ring on the aisle side and slips into the ring. He takes Folz down with a chop block. AA stomps on Folz, and then hits the ropes. He goes through a series of convulsions that look vaguely like the setup for a People’s elbow setup, and then bends over and pokes Folz in the eye. Folz rolls on the mat clutching his eyes as Hightower gets in AA’s face and gives him a warning. Folz gets to his knees. AA comes off the ropes and tries a diving clothesline, but AA catches his arm and turns it into an armbar. AA manages to squirm to the ropes and break the hold.
Both men are up and circle. They lock up and Folz applies a hammerlock. AA lunges forward and clutches the ropes. Hightower forces Folz to break and as he steps back AA drives a back kick into the side of his knee. Folz staggers, and AA drops to his knees and nails him with an uppercut. AA comes off the ropes behind him and spikes Folz with a bulldog, and then rolls to his feet and grabs Folz’s leg. He stomps repeatedly on the knee, and then slams it into the mat. He rolls Folz over and ties him into a spinning toehold. He leans over too far, however, and Folz hooks hit head, rolling him up for two.
AA kicks out and rolls to his feet, but Folz immediately sweeps his legs. Folz rolls AA over and drives forearms into the back of his head, and then pulls him into a sitting position. He plants a knee in AA’s back and tries to pull his head off. When that doesn’t work he releases the hold and drives elbows into AA’s forehead. He rolls AA to his feet and snaps him over with a suplex. He floats over and hammers AA with forearms, and then comes off the ropes and drives an elbow into his throat. Folz pulls AA up and sends him to the ropes - Spinebuster! Folz grabs AA’s leg and flips him over. He tries for an ankle lock, but AA squirms free. Folz drags AA to his feet and AA catches him with a knee to the gut followed by an elbow to the back of the neck. AA rebounds off the ropes and hits a spinning neck breaker. AA with some stomps followed by an elbow. He covers, but Folz kicks out at two. AA drops another elbow and drags Folz to his feet. He scoops him up and slams him to the mat, and goes back to work on the knee. He hyper extends it and drives his own knee into it . AA tries for a figure four, but Folz kicks him off. AA goes with the momentum and hits the ropes, coming back and clipping Folz’s knee before he can get up. AA stomps away at Folz, and then grabs the leg. This time he manages to lock in the figure four. Folz stretches, but he can’t reach the ropes. AA, on the other hand, can, and he uses them for leverage every time Hightower turns his back. Hightower asks, but Folz refuses to submit. After a struggle, Folz starts to roll them over. AA screams and waves his arms frantically, but can’t stop the momentum, and Folz reverses the hold. AA immediately grabs the ropes, and Hightower forces the break.
Folz crawls to the ropes and uses them to pull himself up. AA also gets up and charges, but Folz ducks, pulling the top rope down and sending AA toppling. AA manages to catch himself on the apron and when Folz gets up, AA grabs his head and drops off the apron, clothesining him on the top rope. AA slides back into the ring and makes a cover, but only gets one. AA drags Folz up into a front facelock. He hooks his arms for a double arm DDT, but Folz reverses into a backdrop. AA immediately rolls, but Folz catches him in the face with a kick. Folz drags AA up and sends him into the corner. He stuns AA with a forearm and lifts him onto the turnbuckles. Folz climbs up as well. AA fights back, but Folz stuns him with a head butt. He grabs AA and drives him to the mat with a belly-to-belly superplex. Folz rolls off of AA and grabs his leg, flipping him over and locking on the ankle lock in one motion. AA claws at the mat and manages to drag himself toward the ropes, but Folz hauls him back and drops to the mat, grapevining the leg. AA continues to struggle, but isn’t getting anywhere. He has no choice but to tap out.
Attitude Adjuster has been eliminated.Folz releases the hold and stumbles to the corner. He drops to the mat and sits with his back to the turnbuckles as Honcho Williams, accompanied by CC Scott, makes his way to the ring. Scott gives Honcho a few last words of advice before he steps between the ropes. Folz levers himself to his feet and they meet in the center of the ring. Williams offers a hand shake and Folz accepts - and yanks him forward into a clothesline. Williams ducks it and goes to the ropes behind him. Williams launches himself at Folz with a shoulder block, but Folz snags him out of the air and snaps him over with a power slam. He hooks the leg, but only gets one.
Folz pulls Williams up and sets up a suplex, but Williams elbows free. Williams staggers Folz with forearms and send him to the ropes. Folz ducks a clothesline and comes off the opposite ropes, running right into the Irish Thunderbolt! Williams covers, but Folz is able to drape a foot over the ropes to break the count. Williams hauls Folz to his feet and stuns him with a pair of European uppercuts, and then shoves him into the corner and works him over with forearms and chops. Folz reverses an Irish whip and sends Williams into the corner, but Williams dodges the follow up charge and Folz slams into the turnbuckles. Williams hooks him from behind and hits a German suplex, bridging and getting a two count.
Williams is up first, and drives an elbow into Folz’s back before he can get up. He grabs Folz’s leg and goes to work on the knee AA attacked earlier. He stomps on the joint, and then wraps it around his arm and pulls it back into a single-leg Boston grab. Davin Moreland’s cursing can be heard over the crowd, and Williams seems to notice, as he transitions the hold into an STF. Using one of Folz’s trademarks proves to be a mistake, however, as Folz manages to free himself fairly quickly. Williams lets him up and hammers him in the back of the head with a forearm and shoves him into the corner. He drives his shoulder repeatedly into Folz’s midsection, and then wraps his leg around the bottom rope and gets in a couple of kicks. He pulls Folz free of the corner and into position for a suplex but Folz blocks it. A second attempt is also blocked and Folz tries to reverse but Williams kicks his knee before he can get him up. Williams hauls Folz over with a gut wrench suplex and floats over into a cover, but only gets two.
Williams hauls Folz to his feet and sends him to the ropes. He tries for a sleeper hold, but Folz drops to his knees and slips free. Folz drives an elbow into Williams’ gut, and then lurches to his feet, grabs his head, and drops, nailing him with a stunner. Folz goes to the ropes and hits a sliding dropkick, which isn’t going to help his knee any. Folz starts to pull Williams up, but Williams lunges off the mat and slams into him with a spear. He gets in some forearms, but Folz rolls away, sliding under the ropes to the floor. Williams follows him out and gives chase, and they circle the ring. Folz slides back in with Williams only a step behind him, but that’s long enough for Folz to get to his feet and drive an elbow into the back of Williams’ head. He drags Williams to his feet, sends him to the ropes and throws him across the ring with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Folz rolls to his feet, but by this point he’s starting to hobble. Folz climbs onto the second rope, but Williams is already on his feet and attacks. He tries to climb up as well, but Folz slams him in the face with a head butt, knocking him back. Folz leaps and levels Williams with a flying clothesline. Folz rolls Williams over and drags him up, locking him into a tazmission. Williams struggles and almost breaks free, but Folz adds a body scissors to the hold and drags him to the mat. Williams continues to struggle, but finally has no choice but to tap out.
WINNER, in 42:18, Matt Folz.
RICKY SOARING EAGLE vs. COMRADE SHARKOFFRSE enters first, looking focussed and a bit bruised. Sharkoff follows, carrying his chain and a HUGE Hammer & Sickle flag. RSE spends this entire time staring through Sharkoff with the cold black eyes of a killer. The referee orders Sharkoff to leave the chain and flag outside the ring which leads to Sharkoff loudly complaining about Western bias against Mother Russia’s sporting ambassadors. This takes so long that RSE loses his patience waiting for a fight and charges across the ring. Sharkoff sees him coming and drags the referee in the way. The referee gets neatly squashed between Sharkoff and RSE and flops to the ground, quite unconscious. RSE looks down, then looks back up at Sharkoff who nails him with a big boot from his (loaded?) right boot. RSE totters, but this allows Sharkoff to wrap the chain around his arm and bounce off the ropes to nail the IRON SICKLE which drops RSE to the floor, actually busted open from the head. Sharkoff covers, but the referee is still in no shape to officiate. Sharkoff gets up and lifts Soaring Eagle up, but with great difficulty as he seems to be a dead weight. He slaps on the bear hug and tries to grind the life out of his opponent. As the referee gets to his feet, Sharkoff loosens the hold to shout at the official but when his attention returns to Ricky, his eyes are open and he pastes Sharkoff with a NASTY headbutt, leaving a smear of RSE’s blood across Sharkoff’s face, Sharkoff starts to stagger backwards, but RSE grabs him in close, nailing a sneaky low blow in the process and hits a ring-shaking belly to belly suplex for a 2 count. RSE picks Sharkoff up and attempts the RETURN TO EARTH but Sharkoff grabs the ropes and escapes from his shoulders.
The two big men square up and mutually agree to try a test of strength, which is immediately broken by Sharkoff with an eye-poke. The referee berates Sharkoff while Soaring Eagle staggers off into the corner holding his eye. Sharkoff waits for him to turn round and then charges in with the SICKLE but RSE steps aside and Sharkoff runs chest first into the now-exposed turnbuckle. Sharkoff staggers backwards, clutching his chest and RSE scoops him for the RETURN TO EARTH!!! RSE decides not to cover but slaps on the Cactus Thorn for the submission victory. Soaring Eagle holds on a bit too long and the referee is about to reverse the decision when he let’s go, glares through the official and leaves. Sharkoff can clearly be heard complaining about corrupt officials as he leaves the ring.
WINNER in 7:12 – RICKY SOARING EAGLE
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. ERIC O’MACIt’s time to revisit one of the longest running rivalries in the OOWF as former best friends and former world champions Alexander Darling and Eric O’Mac meet once again. Eric’s down to the ring first and he’s accompanied by his “manager” AA as the crowd is none too pleased to see the self-proclaimed White Knight. A few moments later the crowd gets a bit more vocal but not to the extent they had been as Alexander Darling’s music hits and he steps out onto the ramp. The spotlight hits and we see the dressed in black from head-to-toe Darling slowly make his way down to ringside. He removes the hoodie before he slides into the ring and comes face-to-face with Eric O’Mac in the center of the ring. We can’t hear everything being said but at the end we do hear Alex say, “you wanted this side of me, you got it.” And Alex lands the first punch that staggers Eric.
Alex backs into his corner as we get the bell to signify the actual start of the match and Eric charges across the ring as AD just sidesteps and pushes Eric into the corner. Eric rebounds out of the corner and Alex slams him in the lower back with a clubbing blow. EOM staggers away and is finally able to turn around and lock up with Alex and before Alex can do anything, O’Mac throws a knee to AD’s gut that bends him over. Eric stays on the attack as he floats behind and takes Alex down to the mat with a swinging neckbreaker.
Eric stays in control of the match for a while as he tries to turn it into a more wrestling based match and avoiding the brawling aspect. Darling is wanting none of that however and keeps trying to make it into a slugfest anytime he fights back. But say what you want about Eric’s motivation, inside the ring, he’s a master at controlling the tempo and he’s doing that here as he keeps bringing it back to a clean wrestling encounter. Currently he’s wearing Alex down with an armbar as he keeps Darling grounded. EOM lifts Alex up to his feet and whips him to the ropes and nails Alex with a beautiful leg lariat as Alex rebounds off the ropes. Eric goes for the quick cover, but only gets a 1-count as Alex easily rolls a shoulder.
O’Mac doesn’t let up as he pulls Darling to his feet once again and this time whips him hard into the corner quickly followed up by a running forearm shiver. Eric looks to stay on the attack as he lifts Alex onto the top turnbuckle and follows him up with some hard right hands. EOM looks like he’s going for a SUPERPLEX but Alex is fighting back again as he lands some blows to Eric’s stomach. The two continue to fight and jockey for position on the top rope and they’re teetering in a precarious position until Alexander finally gets the edge and he places a knee into Eric’s gut that bends him over. And before Eric can even realize what’s about to happen, Alex has Eric’s head between his legs and he’s lifting him up…Oh My God!!! DARLING BOMBSHELL and Eric is folded up like an accordion but he luckily rolls all the way out of the ring before Alex can make a cover.
Alexander is slow to get to his feet as well, but he does and looks around for Eric before realizing he’s out on the floor. AD shakes the cobwebs loose as he waits for Eric to get to his feet and as he does Alex hits the far ropes and gets a full head of steam…TOPE CON HILO, but Eric sees it at the last second and is able to step aside and make it a grazing blow as Alex crashes headfirst into the steel barricade and within seconds he’s a bloody mess. Doctors are quickly out to check on Alex, but he pushes them aside and makes a beeline for Eric who shakes his head and nails Alex with a nasty SUPERKICK. Eric picks the bloody Alex back up and rolls him into the ring even as medical staff tries to check on him again. And now Firewoman is coming down to ringside to check on Alex but Eric has him back in the ring and goes for the cover…
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No, Alex somehow rolls a shoulder and Eric looks to be in shock that Darling had enough left to kick out. Eric isn’t going to let that stop him as he drags AD to his feet in center of the ring and sets him…SMACKDOWN and Eric nails it.
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2.75 and once again Alex somehow gets a shoulder up and now Eric is flustered that he can’t put Alex down. Once again EOM picks Alex up by the hair and starts raining punches down on Darling as the blood continues to flow from Alex’s skull. Eric nails a quick scoop slam and makes his way to the outside as he climbs the ropes. He goes for the O’MAC ATTACK, but AD barely rolls out of the way and staggers to his feet. Alex slides a hand through his hair and pulls it in front of his face and he sees just how bloody he is and he smiles??? Alex may have lost it as he starts to laugh and waits for Eric to get to his feet. Eric starts to punch away at Alex and it looks like he’s telling him to hit him harder and Eric looks like he has no idea what to do so he takes a step back.
And that’s all Alexander needed as he lashes out with a big DISCUS ELBOW that knocks Eric into the ropes. As soon as Eric bounces off the ropes Darling nails him with a kick to the stomach and lifts him onto his shoulders, he locks Eric’s hand across his own throat…DARLING DRIVER and that could do it…
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Th…No, Alex lifts Eric up off the mat to stop the count. Darling had the match won, but he refuses to end it. Alex lifts Eric to his feet once again and he stands in front of him and Alex puts himself in position and he’s telling Eric to hit him with a HEART PUNCH…Eric shakes the cobwebs looks and does nail the punch, but Alex shrugs it off and nails another knee to the stomach and lifts Eric up in the air…BRAINBUSTER and Alex stays on the attack as he locks the legs and rolls Eric over…MOTHERFUCKIN CURBSTOMP and now AD goes to the top rope…DARK DARLING RISING and Alexander nails it. He makes the academic cover…
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No, Once again Alex lifts Eric off the mat and this time from the outside even Fire is yelling at him to finish it. Alex doesn’t seem to hear any of them as he grabs Eric by the legs and locks his hand between them and rolls him over…DARLING MONEY CLIP is locked in and Alex is pulling back as hard as he can. Eric tries to hold on for a little bit, but Alex has it locked in and they’re in the center of the ring so Eric has no choice but to tap out.
WINNER in 19:33, Alexander Darling.
But Alex isn’t letting go even as Junior Hale tries to pull him off. Eric continues to tap and tap, but Alex seems oblivious to the world around him as he continue to pull back harder and harder. Finally, Fire and other security get into the ring but they are a few seconds too late as the microphone picks up an audible crack and finally Fire and security has puller Alex off and Eric is in serious pain as medical staff is quickly checking on him. Alexander seems to have no clue where he is and he’s fighting back against the security that has gathered in the ring until finally Fire grabs him from behind and spins him around. Alexander is about to let a right hand fly but he’s able to stop it at the last second when he sees who is standing in front of him. Fire seems to be trying to say something but Alexander just shakes his head and drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring as Fire stares up the ramp at her departing husband before checking on Eric with the rest of the medical staff.
TEXPRESS vs. TEAM RABBXTFIRETeam Rabbixtfire make their way to the ring first, and receive a huge reaction from the crowd. Firewoman and Usagi Masuku climb into the ring and acknowledge the cheers, and then warm up as they await their opponents. The Texpress step onto the stage and the crowd comes unglued. Chad Madison and Zane Meyers stop to soak in the cheers, and then head down the aisle. The two teams meet in the middle of the ring and referee Angelo Barros gives them their instructions. Handshakes all-round, and Barros calls for the bell.
Chad and Rabbit Mask start off for their teams. They lock up and Chad snaps off an arm drag. He hangs on and locks in an armbar. Rabbit quickly makes his way to his feet. Chad winds the arm, but Rabbit rolls through and flips him to the mat. Rabbit drops a leg, but Chad rolls out of the way. Rabbit spins around with a leg sweep, but Chad hops over it. Chad throws a kick at his head, but Rabbit drops out of the way. Rabbit gets to his feet. He dodges a forearm and elbows Chad in the stomach, doubling him over. Rabbit hooks a front facelock, but Chad reverses with a backdrop. Rabbit flips in the air and lands on his feet. He thrusts back, kicking Chad in the knee and knocking him to the mat. Chad starts to get up and Rabbit catches him with a knee to the temple. He pulls Chad to his feet, sends him to the Rabbxtfire corner, and makes the tag.
Fire and Rabbit each wind an arm. They lift Chad straight-armed and flip him to the mat, and then drop twin knees into his shoulders. Rabbit rolls out to the apron while Fire pulls Chad back to his feet. She winds his arm and elbows him in the stomach, and then flips him over with a head scissors. She reaches back and tags Rabbit, who hops to the top rope and back flips into a leg drop across Chad’s throat. He covers, but Chad kicks out at two. Rabbit pulls Chad to his feet and makes the tag. Rabbxtfire send Chad to the ropes. He ducks a tandem clothesline and hits the opposite ropes. He comes back with a double clothesline of his own, and catches Rabbit, but Fire ducks it. Chad turns around and eats a dropkick, which also knocks him into the ropes, allowing Zane to make the tag.
Zane charges across the ring. Fire manages to dodge him, but Rabbit isn’t so lucky and gets leveled by a shoulder block. He rolls under the ropes and drops to the floor. Fire aims a kick at Zane but he catches it and hauls her into a wheelbarrow suplex. She immediately starts to get up, and Zane catches her with a knee lift and plants her with a belly-to-belly suplex. He hooks the leg, but Rabbit dives back in to break it up. Chad starts in as well, but Barros cuts him off. Rather than take advantage, Rabbit returns to his corner. Zane pulls Fire up and she blasts him in the chin with a forearm. Zane staggers back, and Fire hits him with a face breaker. She grabs Zane’s arms, but before she can set up the Firestomp he pulls free, yanking her off-balance. Zane sweeps her legs, sending her to the mat. He rolls Fire over into a Boston crab, but she manages to grab the ropes to force the break.
Zane hauls Fire to her feet and bundles her into a neutral corner. He drives his shoulder repeatedly into her midsection and lifts her onto the top rope. He tries to lift her up for a muscle buster but she fights him off. Zane moves back in, but Fire kicks him in the face and leaps, flipping over him and hitting a neck breaker. Fire heads for her corner, but Zane grabs her ankle. She tries to kick free, but he hangs on, dragging her back. Zane hauls Fire into a waist lock and hits a German suplex, bridging and getting two before Rabbit breaks it up. Zane lunges at Rabbit, who dances out of range and returns to his corner. Fire, meanwhile, tries to dive for the corner as well, but Zane catches her and tosses her into the Texpress corner. He follows her in with a clothesline and makes the tag.
The Texpress each grab an arm and send Fire to the ropes. Zane lifts Fire in a gorilla press and drops her across Chad’s knee. As Zane heads to the apron, Chad springs to the middle rope and hits a Lionsault. He hooks the leg, but rolls off again as Rabbit starts into the ring. Barros steps in and sends Rabbit back to his corner. Chad pulls Fire to her feet and sends her to the ropes. He throws a dropkick, but she slides underneath it. Chad rolls to his feet and lunges after her, but Fire dives for her corner and makes the tag.
Rabbit vaults to the top rope and takes Chad down with a bodypress. He rolls through and keeps going, knocking Zane off the apron with a dropkick. Chad is back up and Rabbit hits him with a series of chops and sends him to the ropes, leveling him on the return trip with an STO. He covers, but Zane slides in to break it up. Barros sends Zane back to his corner and Rabbit pulls Chad to his feet. Rabbit hits an inverted atomic drop (to the dismay of potential SFJs everywhere) and then hits the ropes and levels Chad with a clothesline. Rolling thunder by Rabbit and he makes a cover, but Chad rolls a shoulder just before three.
Rabbit pulls Chad up and hits him with a European uppercut. Chad responds with a hard chop to the chest and the slugfest is on. They trade blows and Rabbit gains the advantage, sending Chad into the Rabbxtfire corner. Rabbit sprints after him and hits a flipping dropkick, making the tag to Fire as he lands. Fire and Rabbit lift Chad onto the top turnbuckle and climb up behind him. Chad fights back, but the odds are against him and Rabbxtfire set up a tandem superplex. As they lift him up, Zane brushes past Barros and sprints across the ring. He gets beneath Rabbxtfire and turns the move into a Tower of Doom. Zane is the only one left standing, and Barros ushers him out of the ring. Zane grabs the tag rope in his corner and stomps on the mat, urging his partner to make the tag. Chad crawls toward his corner, and almost makes it before Fire and Rabbit each grab an ankle and drag him back. Rabbit rolls to the apron as Fire grabs Chad’s arms - Firestomp! She pulls Chad up into a front facelock and backs into the corner. She climbs to the second rope and hits a tornado DDT. Fire is immediately back on her feet and runs up the turnbuckles - BFE! Fire hooks the leg and Barros counts One…Two… Thr - Zane makes the save just in time.
Fire drags Chad to his feet as Zane returns to his corner. She stuns him with a series of chops and sends him into the Rabbxtfire corner, making the tag. Rabbit grabs Chad in a full nelson, and Fire nails superkick into a Rabbit Suplex. Rabbit bridges, and Fire dives over them to tackle Zane as he sprints across the ring. Zane pushes through the tackle, however, and manages to fall on Rabbit/Chad to break the pin fall. Rabbit drags Chad to his feet and gets surprised by a European uppercut. Chad follows with a second one, and then an elbow to the stomach and a whip to the ropes. Chad pegs Rabbit right on the chin with a beautiful standing dropkick, and then crawls to his corner and finally makes the tag.
Zane storms into the ring as Rabbit stumbles to his feet. Zane sends him to the ropes and KILLS him with a spine buster. Zane sends Rabbit hard into the corner and crushes him with a clothesline, and then pulls him out and into a belly-to-belly suplex. He hauls Rabbit up and reaches behind him for the tag. He lifts Rabbit onto his shoulders and turns, but instead of hitting the Dropkick Device, Chad leaps past them and levels Fire as she charges across the ring. Rabbit takes advantage and swings around Zane’s neck, trying for a Hurricanrana, but Zane shows his strength by blocking the move and reversing Rabbit’s momentum. He hauls him back up, holds him in place a moment, and then hits a Bordertoss! Zane makes the cover and Barros counts One…Two…Fire tries to break free from Chad but can’t make it in time…Three.
WINNERS, in 21:02, The Texpress.
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. ALEXIS DARLING – Taipei Fence Death MatchMoose is out first, he dips his hands in glue, then in two buckets of broken glass, then climbs into the barbed wire cage and slumps in the corner. Alexis Darling is announced next, and she comes to the ring with her brother Alex. She glares at Moose the whole time while getting the glass stuck to her hands as well. Alex has a few words for Alexis, and then she enters the cage. Alex walks around the cage and takes a seat at ringside. Moose gets to his feet and glares at Alex, and the two exchange words. Moose is so preoccupied with Alex, that he never hears Alexis coming. She charges across the ring and NAILS him from behind with a forearm to the back of the head! Moose’s head slams into the barbed wire cage, and his hair gets tangled in the barbs. Alexis grabs Moose’s head and HAMMERS him in the face with punches until blood is flowing from numerous cuts to his forehead.
Alexis yanks Moose off the cage, leaving some of his hair hanging on the cage and pulls him to the middle of the ring where she rocks him with several European uppercuts, then runs him face first into the cage. The crowd goes wild as Moose howls in pain after slamming into the barbed wire and falling to the mat. Alexis pulls the tape from around her wrist and wraps it around Moose’s throat and pulls him back into a camel clutch, choking him out. Alexis snarls and lands several cross face punches across Moose’s face, somehow drawing even more blood. Alexis releases the hold and grabs Moose by the hair and slams him into the turnbuckle. Moose slumps to his knees and Alexis grabs his arms, pulls him to the cage and hits a MOTHERFUCKIN CURBSTOMP into the barbed wire! Moose falls to the mat and Alexis covers him, but Moose kicks out at two.
Alexis backs Moose into the corner and lights him up with several chops to the chest. As Moose is recovering, Alexis tears a strand of barbed wire off the cage, rips Moose’s shirt and WHIPS him with the barbed wire, leaving bloody welts on his chest. Moose staggers out of the corner, grabbing his chest and snarling in pain. Alexis grabs him, spins him around and kicks him in the gut, then lifts him for a suplex and RUNS HIM INTO THE CAGE! Alexis lets go and Moose falls down between the ropes and cage, getting dozens of fresh cuts. Alexis pulls Moose onto the ropes and DROPS him with a Randy Orton style DDT. Alexis rolls him over, but doesn’t cover, instead she mounts Moose and hammers him with punches to the face. Moose shoves Alexis off and staggers to his feet and stumbles to the corner. Alexis charges in, but Moose stops her cold with a right cross to the jaw that sends Alexis to the mat.
Moose takes a moment to compose himself, then grabs a stunned Alexis by the back of the head and pulls her to her feet, but Alexis is not done, she breaks free and NAILS Moose with a spinning fist to the side of the head that stuns him. Alexis runs the ropes and comes at Moose, but he explodes out of the corner with a clothesline that nearly takes her head off. Alexis does a 180 and slams into the mat. Moose stands over her and glares at her for a moment, then looks at Alex. He spits on Alexis, then pulls her head back and repeatedly rakes the back of his glass encrusted hand across her forehead, drawing a TON of blood from Alexis. Moose pulls her to her feet and throws her into the cage, when she rebounds he kicks her in the gut and lifts her for a piledriver, driving her to the mat. Lexie’s neck twists awkwardly and she doesn’t move. On the outside, Alex has a look of concern on his face. Moose smirks and drags Alexis right in front of Alex and rakes her head across the barbed wire. Alexis howls in pain, and Alex looks like he is going to explode out of his chair and kill Moose, but, if Alex interferes in any way, he is fired from the OOWF. Moose laughs and pulls Alexis to her feet and shoves her into the corner and sets her on the top rope. Moose looks like he is going to climb up for a superplex, but Alexis grabs him by the head and hits a TORNADO DDT! Alexis floats over and covers, but once again, Moose kicks out at two.
The match continues for another twenty blood soaked minutes. OOWF officials congregate around the ring and several times they look like they are going to stop the match for the safety of the wrestlers, and the stomachs of the fans. The match continues though. Alexis tries to get Moose up for a KUDOH DRIVER, but she can’t lift him, weak from over twenty minutes of action and a horrible loss of blood, she collapses to the mat. Moose gets to his feet, though he is not a whole lot better off than Alexis. Moose pulls Alexis up and hits the GO TO SLEEP FOREVER! Moose stands, barely, over a barely conscious Alexis and looks out at Alex. He pulls her up again and hits a HEARTPUNCH, then ANOTHER GO TO SLEEP FOREVER! Alex jumps to his feet but doesn’t charge the ring.
Moose pulls Lexie to her knees and Moose charges in and catches her with a RANHEI to the face. Alexis falls to the mat, but Moose is not done. He lifts her and hits another PILEDRIVER. The referee is about to stop the match, but Moose just laughs and drops to his knees and traps Alexis in the ANACONDA CROSS! Alexis is in no shape to continue, and the referee stops the match.
WINNER in 29:15 – Moosehead Jack
Moose does not release the hold and Alex jumps to his feet and races around the ring to get to the cage door. Before he can get into the ring though, Ecosystem catches him from behind and SLAMS a chair across the back of his head sending Alex to the floor. Eco opens the door, and tosses two chairs into the ring, then closes it back and pulls out a lock and locks it. Inside the ring, Moose puts one chair under Alexis’ head, and repeatedly SLAMS the other one down on her head! DEAR GOD! Firewoman and Davin Moreland, as well as half of the rest of the locker room race to the ring. Davin has wire cutters that he uses to quickly cut a hole in the cage. As they climb into the ring, Eco unlocks the door and he helps Moose make his escape. Moose can barely stand, and is limping badly from the Darling Clutch Alexis kept locked on. Alex gets to his feet and climbs into the ring and stands there staring down at his unconscious, bloody sister and trembles with rage. Paramedics come to the ring and carefully load her on a stretcher. Fire tries to console Alex, but something has snapped.
JP SPARXX vs. PSYKLE – OOWF Onslaught Title Match – No Time LimitPsykle is announced first and makes his way to the ring. The fans give him a nice ovation and seem to be warming to the big man. Psykle steps over the top rope and into the ring and poses in the corner for the fans. The OOWF Onslaught champion is announced next and Sparxx makes his way to the ring with Jewell and gets a chorus of boos from the fans here in Dartmouth. This match is the final match of a best of three series between the two men and unlike most Onslaught championship matches, this one will not have a time limit, though all the other rules will still apply. Sparxx steps between the ropes and hands the title to the referee, the referee calls Psykle to the middle of the ring and holds the title up in the air. The two men share a tense handshake and the referee calls for the bell and this one is underway.
The two lock up and Sparxx grabs a side head lock, but Psykle shoves him to the ropes and tries a knee to the gut on the rebound, but Sparxx springs over Psykle’s leg and tries to roll him up, but the big man stays on his feet and grabs Sparxx by the throat and pulls him to his feet, then shoves him into the corner and charges in and catches him with a back elbow to the jaw. As Sparxx staggers out of the corner holding his chin, Psykle bounds off the ropes and takes Sparxx to the mat with a clubbing clothesline to the back of the head dropping him to the mat. Psykle covers, but Sparxx kicks out at two.
Psykle pulls Sparxx to a sitting position and tries to twist his head off his body, trying for a submission win, but Sparxx will not relent. Sparxx fights to his feet and breaks the move, Psykle grabs him to whip him to the ropes, but then holds on and pulls him back and catches Sparxx in a release overhead belly to belly suplex. Sparxx slams to the mat and rolls out of the ring and is immediately comforted by Jewell. Psykle grabs Sparxx from inside the ring and pulls him onto the apron and lifts him for a vertical suplex, then walks him to the middle of the ring, and leaves him up there for a LOOOOOOOOONG time, then finally falls to the mat. Psykle floats over and covers Sparxx, but Sparxx gets his foot on the bottom rope.
Sparxx uses his first rope break.
The match continues on, Psykle keeps the high flying Sparxx grounded and works his back and legs, torturing him with several backbreakers and leg based submission moves. Psykle has Sparxx trapped in a liontamer trying for the submission. Sparxx howls in pain, but refuses to give up. It looks like Psykle is going to snap Sparxx in half, he slams his knee down on the back of Sparxx head repeatedly, but the champ will not give up. Finally Sparxx is able to reach out and grab the bottom rope and force a break,
Sparxx uses his second rope break. As soon as Psykle releases the hold, Sparxx bails out of the ring and limps around ringside looking for Jewell. Sparxx uses the twenty count, then rolls in at nineteen, breaks the count, then slides back out of the ring to the floor.
Inside the ring, Psykle loses patience and leaves the ring and goes after Sparxx. Sparxx races – as much as he can – around the ring with Psykle in high pursuit. He ducks behind Jewell just as Psykle is going to punch him. Jewell screams, but Psykle stops short of landing the shot. He grabs Jewell and lifts her up, and sets her behind him and grabs Sparxx, but with the referee’s view blocked, Jewell drops to her knees and nails Psykle with a low blow! Psykle falls to his knees, and Sparxx lands a PERFECT shining wizard upside his head. The referee is at eleven and Sparxx rolls into the ring content to take a count out win. The referee keeps the count going and Psykle stirs, and manages to roll into the ring just before the referee gets to twenty.
Sparxx goes on the offensive, hammering Psykle with kicks. Sparxx lands several high risk moves on the big man, keeping him on the mat where his power advantage is nullified. Psykle uses several of his rope breaks to avoid a pin, and the match moves past the forty-five minute mark. Both men are exhausted, Psykle is a little worse for the wear since he has more bulk to carry around. Sparxx climbs to the top rope and tries a cross body block, but Psykle catches him and turns it into a thunderous powerslam, but can’t capitalize. Both men are down and the referee starts a ten count. Sparxx stirs at seven, and Psykle pulls himself up using the ropes at nine. Sparxx charges at Psykle, but Psykle ducks and low bridges Sparxx sending him over the top rope. Sparxx lands on his feet on the apron and springboards back into the ring and tries a hurracarana, but Psykle catches him and DRIVES him to the mat with a POWERBOMB for a two count!
Psykle pulls Sparxx up and sets him up for the PSYCHO DRIVER but Sparxx grabs on with a sleeper hold! Psykle staggers out of the corner and Sparxx holds on for dear life. Psykle looks like he is about to go down, when he gathers himself and heads toward the corner to free himself by falling backward, but Sparxx lets go and as Psykle falls, he SLAMS the back of his head into the turnbuckle! Psykle staggers out of the corner holding his head, Sparxx gets to his feet, sets himself and hits the INSTANT REPLAY! Sparxx falls on Psykle and hooks his leg and gets the one, two, THREE just before Psykle kicks out!
WINNER in 53:41 – JP Sparxx
After the match, Jewell helps Sparxx to his feet and hands him the title. Psykle gets to his feet as well and you can see disappointment on the big man’s face. He moves to the middle of the ring and extends his hand. Sparxx walks to the middle of the ring and eyes him warily, then they exchange a quick handshake before Sparxx bails out of the ring and heads to the back. The crowd cheers for Psykle as he remains standing in the middle of the ring.
THE FLYIN HAWAIIANS vs. LD WILLIAMS & DAVIN MORELAND – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchDavin Moreland and LD Williams are announced first, and LD gets a hero’s welcome in Canada. The crowd roars for the faces, but those cheers instantly turn to boos when the Flyin Hawaiians are announced and make their way to the ring. Noelani leads Kai and Aina to the ring and they ignore the boos of the crowd and head to the corner and hold their world tag team titles high, taunting the Canadian crowd. They hop off the turnbuckles and move to the center of the ring and go nose to nose with LD and Davin. A war of words ensues, that ends with The Kai calling LD Williams out. LD looks at the crowd and smirks, Aina and Davin head to their corner, the referee calls for the bell, and we are ready to begin!
The Kai moves to lock up, but LD BLASTS him with a chop to the chest. The Kai howls in pain, then moves back to LD and tries a chop of his own, but LD catches his arm and arm drags him to the mat. Kai gets back to his feet and charges at LD, but Williams catches him and takes him to the mat with a SPINEBUSTER! LD keeps hold of Kai’s legs and tries to turn him over in a Boston crab, but Aina charges into the ring and breaks it up with a kick to the back of LD’s head. Davin comes in and he and Aina fight for a moment, but the referee is quick to break it up and send them back to their corners. LD pulls Kai up, and wrings his arm and tags in Davin.
Moreland comes in and climbs to the second rope and drops an elbow down across Kai’s arm sending him staggering to the middle of the ring, dropping to his knees. Davin charges at Kai and catches him with a boot to the back of the head, then drags him toward Aina and holds Kai’s hand out for a tag, when Aina reaches out to tag, Davin pulls his arm away and spits at Aina. Aina is LIVID! Davin pulls Kai up and sends him to the ropes and goozles him, but Kai catches him with a knee to the gut, then a head butt to the back of the head that drops Davin to one knee. Kai tries to whip Davin to the ropes, but Davin reverses, but Kai reverses it again. As Davin hits the ropes, Aina connects with a kick to the back of his head staggering Davin, Davin then walks right into a SUPERKICK from Kai, sending him reeling into the corner to the mat.
The Kai tags in Aina, and Aina charges into the corner and SLAMS Davin in the face with a knee. Aina pulls Davin to the middle of the ring and covers, but this time LD makes the save with an elbow to the back of Aina’s head. Aina takes a swing at LD but misses. He pulls Davin up and hits a belly to back suplex, then climbs to the top rope and hits a falling headbutt, and covers Davin for a two count. Aina pulls Davin up and scoops him up and throws him on his shoulder and charges into the corner, but Davin slips over his shoulder and lands on his feet and pushes Aina into the corner. Aina slams into the corner sternum first and staggers backward, Davin grabs him around the waist and DRIVES him to the mat with a perfect German suplex for a two count.
Aina manages to get to his feet and tag in the Kai and Davin tags in LD. LD and Davin spend the next few minutes countering everything the Hawaiians throw at them. Kai and Aina are visibly frustrated by this and things start getting a little chippy. LD and Kai tear into one another and trade punches and chops. On the outside, Aina and Davin get into a bit of a jawing match. Inside the ring, the Kai goes for a superkick, but LD avoids it and takes him to the mat and locks him in a CRIPPLER CROSSFACE! Kai struggles to reach the ropes, but he is too far away! The Kai taps furiously, but the referee is distracted with Aina and Davin on the outside and never sees it! LD gets to his feet thinking he had won the match, then sees the referee distracted.
LD waits for the Kai to get to his feet and has him lined up for a clothesline, when Noelani reaches in and grabs his foot. LD turns around and takes a swipe at her, never really intending to hit her. When he turns back around, he walks right into a ROCK BOTTOM from the Kai! The Kai climbs to the top rope and goes for a diving headbutt, but Davin rolls in at the last second and DROPS him with a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Both the Kai and LD are down and the referee starts the ten count. The Kai manages to make the tag to Aina and he charges across the ring, but LD lunges toward his corner and makes the tag to Davin. Davin ducks an Aina clothesline and hits a PELE KICK! Wow! The Kai tries to come back in, but he runs into a big boot from Davin and falls to the floor. Davin pulls Aina up and calls for a HELLEVATOR! He hooks him, but Aina elbows out of it.
The Kai races around the ring and grabs LD, pulls him off the apron and slams him face first into the ring post, drawing loud boos from the crowd. The front row fans shower The Kai with debris, but he ignores it and waits for his opportunity. Aina grabs Davin and tries to whip him to the ropes, but Davin reverses it and sends Aina instead. Davin gets ready to catch him for another hellevator attempt, but Kai blindsides him and they hit the BUTTERFLY EFFECT! Aina covers Davin, hooking his leg hard, while Kai runs across the ring and keeps LD from getting back into the ring. The referee hits the mat and counts to three and the champs retain, much to the dismay of the crowd.
WINNERS in 22:44 – The Flyin Hawaiians
CHRIS EVANS vs. EL LOBO SANGRIENTO vs. GHOSTHEAD – Intercontinental Title MatchUp now is the Triple Threat match between Ghosthead, Lobo and Chris Evans. There’s been quite a lot of animosity between Evans and Lobo as of late regarding the New Guard stable, while Ghosthead is more of a wildcard in this situation. He appears to be on neither side, and only out for himself here, but the fact that he is Stank’s brother will most likely play some role here.
The bell rings and as expected, Evans and Lobo immediately go at one another. No technical expertise, just punching the living crap out of each other. Ghosthead is quick to get in on the action and takes both down with a springboard double elbow.
From here, Ghosthead goes after Evans and the two seem pretty evenly-matched in terms of technical skill, each able to counter each other’s moves. Evans shows his frustration by raking the eyes of Ghosthead.
Lobo quickly gets back into the match to help out Ghosthead, and the next few minutes basically consist of Lobo and Ghosthead forming a bit of an alliance to team up on Evans, including a devastating double-team half-nelson slam that Evans seems unable to kick out of, but the alliance between Lobo and Ghosthead quickly falls apart afterwards and face each other while Evans takes the time to roll himself to the outside.
Ghosthead is able to use his speed to counter Lobo’s power game quite well, hitting Lobo with quick strikes, including the Night Terror DDT. Ghosthead seems to have Lobo right where he wants him and goes for the PHANTASMAGORIA! Ghosthead goers for the hurricarana, but Lobo is too big and powerful for Ghosthead to fully hook him into the choke and counters by spikes him with La Bala de Plata! Lobo goes for the cover, but Evans has recovered and connects hard with the Eye of the Storm! With Lobo down, Evans makes sure that Ghosthead stays down by picking him up and hitting a vicious Brainbuster. Evans makes the cover. 1..2...3! Evans has picked up Lobo’s scraps and survived what has basically been a glorified handicapped match.
WINNER in 27:34 via pinfall, “Lionheart” Chris Evans
STAN FULTON vs. OUTBACK JACK – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match"Thunderstruck" hits the speakers as the crowd cheers for long time favorite Outback Jack. He makes his way to the ring, drinking a Fosters and belching. He has an extra can that he gives to a fan in the front row, they toast and slug 'em back. "Crusher" plays and Stan "Crusher" Fulton enters, to boos, holding his belt high above his head. He walks slowly down the ramp, almost taunting the fans and Outback Jack for that matter. He finally gets there and rolls into the ring, Hightower takes the belt and we're off.
These are two big powerhouses who are not above using a whole lot of power and violence to weaken their opponent, so their opening minutes are full of big slaps, punches, throws, clotheslines, lariats, leg drops...they're throwing everything but the kitchen sink at each other to start out, and really the only reason there is no kitchen sink is because this is a straight match with no wacky stipulations like that. Just sheer brutality to start off, and it's all Hightower can do to stay out of the way. Finally, after a fairly even back and forth, Outback Jack gets an advantage when he can grab onto Crusher's arm and throw him into the ring post, sternum first. As Crusher comes back out, OBJ comes in after him with a big splash, driving him again into the post. He follows up with several shoulders to the ribs and kidney area, before then lifting Crusher up...really? Lots of protein in those Fosters, eh? Anyway, to the amazement of all, OBJ lifts him up and over with a Samoan drop. The entire ring shudders, but does not collapse, as OBJ goes for the pin...one...t--nope, Crusher gets his shoulder up. OBJ gets around behind Crusher and puts him in a nasty chin lock that looks about like he could rip his head off at any moment. Hightower keeps checking and it's just within the bounds of legality. Occasionally Crusher looks like he's going to power out, but OBJ punishes him for his insolence by hammering his face with a big fist, and then wrenching on the neck even harder. One of the punches connects nicely and opens a cut on Crusher's forehead. Finally, Crusher remembers he has elbows, and drives one of them back into OBJ's midsection, once...twice....the third time is a charm because OBJ has to release his grip a bit to move out of the way. That's the only opening Fulton needs to start to "Crusher Up" and get to first one knee, then a foot, and then up to a stand, punctuating each move with the occasional elbow.
Crusher reaches behind him and grabs OBJ by the head, snapping him over to the mat and following up with an elbow drop. He runs back to hit the ropes and launches himself off of them to hit a seated senton. He reaches back and grabs the leg, one, two..NO! OBJ kicks out. Crusher stands while grabbing one of OBJ's legs, turning him over hoping for Boston crab maybe, but he can't quite get a hold of OBJ, at least to apply the submission move, so instead he gets him in wheelbarrow position, holds him up and whips OBJ around between the ropes into the ring post. Ouch. Hightower thinks this might be illegal, and says as much to Fulton, who tells him to mind his own business. He goes to hit a wheelbarrow facebuster on OBJ, but the ring post collision may have brought out one of Jack's other personalities, as it seems to have revived him rather than knocked him out. He now is sporting his own red streak of blood on the side of his head, and as Crusher goes for the facebuster, OBJ (or whoever it is) ducks a shoulder and pulls Crusher over into an inside cradle. One..two No, crusher is able to roll through as well. Both men get to their feet. OBJ rushes Crusher who dodges and does a nice and unexpected drop toe hold, putting OBJ through the ropes. Crusher hits the opposite ropes and comes jumping onto OBJ'S back, pulling up on the rope OBJ is laying on, and he just may cut OBJ in half. Hightower is certain this is illegal, so he begins the count and right before he hits five, Crusher lets up, smiling down at OBJ as he wipes some blood from his eyes. OBJ gets slowly to a stand and Crusher nails him with a big chop that sends him reeling. But not reeling enough, because he turns around toward Crusher and nails him with his own big chop. The two exchange hockey punches a few times, each one looking like it could be a knock out punch. When it's OBJ's turn again, he punches Crusher so hard it spins him around, and OBJ goes in for the Boomerang to the back of the head. But OBJ hit Fulton harder than he thought. Crusher continues to rotate so that he sees the big arm coming, ducks it, and shoves OBJ into the ropes. As OBJ bounces out, Crusher grabs him and hits a spinning side slam! Fulton wastes no time going to the second ropes and leaping off to hit "The Crusher." He makes the pin, one...two...THREE!
WINNER in 24:11 – Stan Fulton
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