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Post by BookerShark on Feb 28, 2012 20:16:14 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live! From Antiguo Cuscatlan, El Salvador
OOWF Intercontinental Title Match[/u] Psykle vs. Chris Evans
OOWF Campeonas de Trios Title Match[/u] Davin Moreland, Stank & LD Williams vs. Texpress & Danny Taylor
Non-Title Gauntlet Match[/u] Stan Fulton vs. Ghosthead vs. Ricky Soaring Eagle vs. Comrade Sharkoff vs. El Lobo Sangriento
Inferno Cage Match[/u] Firewoman vs. Ecosystem
Kai vs. Moosehead Jack vs. Attitude Adjuster vs. Alexander Darling Hocho Williams vs. Aina Crowing & Mai Muyo vs. JP Sparxx & Matt Folz
card subject to February 29 not being a real day
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 28, 2012 20:16:36 GMT -5
Fire and Alex have made their way back to their locker room. Fire is bouncing off the walls. Alex has a little less energy.
L: What are you doing here? Why are you not in medical?
AD: Ask her.
FW: OH MY GODS, LUCKY DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU FUCKING SEE THAT?
L: Yes, hence my surprise...
FW; TWO WINS IN ONE NIGHT! OH MY GODS THAT WAS FANTASTIC! AND I FINALLY...I MEAN...I COULD HAVE JUST SLIT HIM FROM ....I COULD HAVE BUT I DIDN'T....AND WE STILL WON!! AND--
L: Why are you yelling?
FW: WHO'S YELLING?
AD: You are, and it's making my head pound.
L: Fire...you need to get to the trainers and--
FW; NO WAY WE ARE GOING OUT AND CELEBRATING!! I WANNA GO DANCE ON TABLES AND SWING FROM RAFTERS AND--
Fire is interrupted by Lucky turning her around so she faces the mirror. She looks and sees various cuts and scrapes and some fairly big wounds that need stitched up. She's basically covered and streaked with blood.
FW: Oh...
Lucky spins her around so she can see Alex, who is looking woozy.
FW: Dude...we need to get you to medical.
L: What a great idea.
Alex nods as Fire takes his arm, and they leave, complete with trail of blood behind them. Lucky shakes his head and follows them out.
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 28, 2012 20:17:11 GMT -5
*The enforcer for the New Guard, Matt Folz, is WALKING~! with J-P Sparxx down the hallway toward their locker room. They enter a dimly lit hallway when Ghosthead falls in step alongside J-P Sparxx from out of the shadows.*
J-PS - YO what DA FU-!
*J-P's words are cut off by BLACK MIST sprayed into his eyes. The Onslaught Champion howls in pain, as he rubs his burning eyes, making the whole thing worse. Meanwhile Folz whirls around to confront Ghosthead but gets a roundhouse KICK to the side of his head for his trouble! Ghosthead POUNCES on Matt Folz and rains down punches to Folz's head. Folz does a great job of covering up as he tries to regain his bearings and his partner writhes in agony at the burn in his eyes and on his face. Ghosthead with relentless resolve manuevers around Folz's defense and locks in the VEX VICE, as Folz struggles mightily! Folz is in trouble and he knows it. In a desperate attempt, he reaches with his free hand and grabs at the back of Ghosthead's hair! With a fist full of white dreadlocks, he pulls down HARD, jerking Ghostheads head backwards! Ghost, nonplussed, releases his hold and in one smooth motion, he rolls backwards with the pull on his head, and BURIES his knee in Folz's gut! The move is jarring enough to get Folz to release Ghost's hair and stuns Matt just long enough for Ghosthead to rise to his feet and kick Folz in his face! That leaves a mark, drawing blood from Matt's nose and mouth. Folz turns away from the kick, covering his face, as Ghosthead gives a passing glance to J-P Sparxx, who is still blinded and cursing up a storm! Ghosthead turns his attention back down to Matt Folz. He kicks Folz hard between his shoulderblades causing Folz to yelp in pain! Ghost then squats down to Matt Folz's level so Matt can hear what he is about to say. The Death Knell speaks without malice.*
GH - I warned the New Guard not to interfere in my match. Do so again... and you will not survive what happens after... I promise you.
Heed my warning, or suffer. It's an easy choice for those of a mind to make it. Right now you're probably thinking something rash. Give it some time. Lick your wounds. Then address the question again. If suffering is the choice, then I will oblige you, and the rest of your group.
So... stay out of my way or don't. But if we are to have this conversation again the next time I won't be so nice.
*Ghosthead senses J-P Sparxx approaching from behind and easily avoids a wild swing of the Onslaught Title belt which inadvertantly strikes Matt Folz on his shoulder.*
MF - ARGH!!
J-PS - Ooooh! My bad!
*J-P is still partially blinded as he swings his belt to and fro seeking Ghosthead, but Ghost has disappeared back into the shadows, as Sparxx's gives up and attends to a hurting Matt Folz.*
Fade to commercial
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 28, 2012 20:17:36 GMT -5
We are in the Destroyatorium after the pay-per-view, and Psykle is celebrating hard after his hard fought victory over Chris Evans and Ricky Soaring Eagle to become the NEW Intercontinental Champion and be the first to take a singles title away from The New Guard. D&D are with him celebrating, especially the fact that this is one title taken away from The New Guard, and hoping that it is the start of many more, and SFJ13 comes by to get an interview.
SFJ13: Psykle….
Psykle grabs SFJ13 in excitement, and plants a huge kiss on her.
Psykle: I DID IT SANDRA! I FINALLY DID IT!!!
SFJ13 composes herself and tries to start the interview again.
SFJ13: Psykle, after a little over a year here in the OOWF, you have finally won a singles title. Anything you’d like to share about the experience?
Psykle: Sandra, it’s remarkable, everything has changed. I came here, at first I was alone. Full of rage, and alone. So I tried things my way. That didn’t work, and IQ came in. I was still full of rage, but now I was being misled. Finally, the truth was shown to me, and while I was once again alone, I now knew that there could be people here I could be friends with. Still alone, I tried to focus on getting on TV, cutting promos, connecting with the fans. I even went so far as to try to help another wrestler. None of that worked. No, what I needed to do was go back to my old ways of sort. Stop talking, and start focusing. So I went back, I shut up, and I focused. I watched tapes. I trained…
ELS: You said your prayers and took your vitamins…
Psykle: HA! No, I went back and I focused, and see what happened? I’m the new Intercontinental Champion!
SFJ13: What about your focus on the Onslaught Division?
Psykle: I firmly believe that the Onslaught Division is where you prove that you are a true competitor. Fighting under those rules, and having matches decided firmly and decisively is the sign of a true man’s man. As such, I have recently had my contract redone, and while I’m not sure exactly when it will go into effect, all future singles matches that I am in, will be conducted under Onslaught Rules.
SFJ13: Well, on to other things. How does it feel to be the first to take a title away from The New Guard?
Psykle: I’ve said it before, and lord help me, Stevie put it on a t-shirt, I’m not Old Guard, I’m not New Guard, I’m the Right Guard. I don’t approve of The New Guard’s backstage attacks and underhanded methods for winning matches. I don’t approve of when The Old Guard does the same. However, there is a clear difference between the two. The New Guard goes out of their way to start the backstage attacks and attacks non-wrestlers, like DVD. The Old Guard solely retaliates. As such, like I told Danny last week, if they need someone to watch the girls while they go take care of The New Guard, I’m here for them. Besides, the Destroyatorium has some EXCELLENT beer selections!
At this Psykle holds up his bottle of New Castle Brown Ale, and toasts the rest of D&D.
Psykle: Gentlemen, I want to thank you for accepting me, even if as an outsider, but still as a friend, into your circle. Here’s to the downfall of The New Guard!
The D&D members all raise their drinks in toast, and chug them down. Lobo comes over to Psykle with another New Castle.
Psykle: Thanks, Lobo, and hey, listen, if I make it past Evans’ rematch…
ELS: You mean WHEN you make it past Evans’ rematch…
Psykle: Heh, yea, well, when I do, in respect for all the matches we’ve had in the past, I’d be honored if you’d let me defend this title against you. Every time we get in that ring together, we bring the house down. I’d love to do it again.
ELS: I’d like that…
Lobo and Psykle go back to the bar to join the rest as we fade to black.
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 28, 2012 20:18:13 GMT -5
Cut to Davin Moreland leaving his locker room, walking down the Hallway of Random Encounters, where he sees Matt Folz and Chris Evans WALKING!. Well, Evans is walking, Folz is limping a bit after his attack from Ghosthead, but you get my point.
DM: Hey, the Ambiguously Gay Duo. Big date tonight?
MF (Fake laughing): Oh, you're so hilarious Davin. No, we're actually here to wish you well with your retirement.
CE: It's really touching that Sam and little Mickey got to watch your last match in person...
MF: .... And even better that you've sent them away, they shouldn't have to watch this.
Moreland clinches his fists and prepares to fight, but Evans and Folz just laugh and point behind him. Moreland turns.. just in time to see Kai land a Clangy Pole shot to his right knee and Aina landing a Clangy Pole shot to his left knee. As Moreland struggles to get up, Folz throws each of the Hawaiians a pair of brass knuckles.
MF: Remember, as painful as you can, as hard as you can, but keep him concious.
The Hawaiians nod, and start to proceed beating the shit out of Moreland with multiple brass knuckle shots to the face and chest, as Folz and Evans set up chairs, sit and watch. A jab from Kai breaks Moreland's nose, and then a HUGE left hook from Aina breaks his jaw. Folz laughs and goes over to high five the Hawaiians as Moreland falls to the floor, barely aware of where he is.
MF (laughing): Nice work guys, remind me not to piss you off. Now (Nodding towards Moreland's locker room), On to phase 2.
The Hawaiians walk off, as Folz kneels down next to a barely awake Moreland.
MF (Holding Moreland up by the hair, smiles as he sees Moreland severly bleeding from his face): Look at me. While we have a moment here, I want to explain to you that this was MY plan. I want you to realize, while you're raising your daughter from a wheelchair, that I'M the one who ended your fucking career. The guy who you never gave the time of day to, the one you constantly called a fraud, bet you wish you were a little nicer to me now don't you? So go ahead, make some oh so witty statement, since this is the last time you'll ever appear on OOWF TV.
DM: (Unable to speak through broken jaw)
MF: awww, that's too bad.
CE: And I'd like to take this time to thank you, for being a selfish asshole and holding me down when we were in GFY because you KNEW I could outshine you.
The Hawaiians now come out of Moreland's locker room, carrying the struggling Moonbeam and Shawn Johnson.
SJ: OH MY GOD, DAVIN!
MF: Ladies, thanks for joining us. Didn't want you to feel left out, since we're ending his career, we figured you'd like to watch.
Folz and Evans proceed to start kicking Moreland hard in the ribs, as Kai and Aina hold Moonbeam and Shawn, forcing them to watch. Evans picks Moreland up, Folz comes over....... SPIKE PILEDRIVER. You can see his head bounce off the hard floor.
SJ (Crying): Stop, please. You've proved your point, he's had enough.
MF (Glaring): Understand something here, WE decide when he's had enough, not you. Now, unless you want to share the hospital bed next to him, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Evans sarcastically blows a kiss towards Shawn before grabbing one of Davin's ankles, Folz grabs the other and the New Guard duo perform a double anklelock.
MF: Time to end this.
Evans and Folz each pick up one of the chairs they were sitting on earlier and set them up around Moreland's ankles.
SJ: NO! Please, Don't do this.
Folz and Evans nod at eachother and both leap high into the air, coming down........ A DOUBLE PILMANIZATION!!
The Hawaiians smile and release Moonbeam and Shawn Johnson, Moonbeam immeadiately runs to go get help as Shawn goes over and checks on Davin. The New Guard laugh and casually walk away, looking into the camera.
CE: We are the New Guard...
K: And the Kai says This is OUR time....
A: and God have mercy on those who get in our way.
MF (Smirking): And that's what happens to loud mouth no talent assholes who annoy us.
The camera pans down to Shawn Johnson weeping over Moreland's body as we........ FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 28, 2012 20:18:39 GMT -5
*Fade back in and it's hours later. Stank and LD are in the hospital lobby while Samantha has the baby upstairs by Davin's room. Stank is PACING~! with his fists clench while LD sits staring at the floor.*
LDW - She's really mad.
Stank - Can you blame her? We weren't there with him.
LDW - He wanted time with his family. Who could've thought the New Guard would stoop so low?
Stank - I did... and yet... Fuck.
LDW -
Stank - We gotta do something. We can't let this continue.
LDW - Agreed... who are you calling?
Stank - Texpress. D&D after.
LDW - They aren't exactly friends of yours... or Davin's. You sure they'll listen?
Stank - They'll listen.
LDW - How about-
Stank - Don't even mention Moose. I'm sure he doesn't give a shit either way. Besides it might mean working with his sister and maybe even Alex. That dog won't hunt- Hello?... Zane.... Just hear me out.... Oh... good... ... ... Chad? ... ... ... I know.... I'm just as shocked as you are... ... See you soon.
LDW - Here comes Lisa.
*Firewoman walks over to Stank and LD.*
FW - I got your text. How is he?
*Stank shakes his head.*
FW - I'm going up.
Stank - Where's your husband?
FW - I didn't wait for him.
*Firewoman walks over to elevators as the camera fades.*
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 28, 2012 20:18:59 GMT -5
<Moose watches the New Guard's bloody attack of Davin Moreland on OOWFtv, he cocks his head and appears to be listening to Him>
........whatever happens, happens. Davin couldn't cut it anymore. The predator became the prey
<Moose stops and listens intently, a blank stare coming over his face. He reaches into his boot and pulls out a scalpel and palms it in his hand>
.......they may, but I will take one of them with me.
Trust.......
<just then SFJ13 bursts into the room, breaking Moose out of his trance>
SFJ13: MOOSE! Did you see what the New Guard did to Davin Moreland?
MHJ: Yeah, I just saw it
SFJ13: Ok, we would like to follow you when you attack the New Guard, where's Happy Deth Bat......we can get one more camera guy if need be.....
MHJ: Why would I do that?
SFJ13: Preliminary reports on Davin are a compound fracture of the ankle and a ruptured achilles tendon.......they very likely just ended his career
MHJ: So?
SFJ13: so..........he's your cousin
MHJ: Fuck him. I don't give the slightest shit about him. He is nothing more than a glorified Darling anyway.
SFJ13: .........you say Stank and LD are still friends.......he was their teammate
MHJ: Well then Stank and LD should have chosen a better partner. They know what the deal is, if they get over this stupid revenge bullshit, they know where to find me. Boys, you are getting into this way too personally, the New Guard are nothing more than a Five rip off. They want to run the joint, and you two are playing right into their hands. You are so worried about revenge, and righting wrongs that you are not stopping to THINK. You are fighting with passion and not your heads, keep that up, and they will be wheeling you two out of here too.
SFJ13: You have to know you are a target of theirs too
MHJ: I understand that. But I am not underestimating the New Guard. They are the most dangerous force in the OOWF since the Five. I am not belittling there accomplishments, I am not dismissing their talents. I know what they are about. If they want me........they have the numbers game, there isn't a whole lot I can do about it........but then damn sure know two things. One, I am taking someone with me. You may take me out, but I am going to hurt the fuck out of someone before you do. And two........they better carry me out of here in a body bag. If they don't........well........they know.
I have been content to stay out of their way and let them do their thing. If the New Guard thinks they will make an example of me like they did Davin and Jack.........He is not going to let that happen
Trust me
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 28, 2012 20:19:21 GMT -5
**OOWF Arena**
The arena is eerily silent after the brutal attack on Davin Moreland as a good portion of the roster has headed off to the hospital. A black hooded figure makes his way through the hallways before reaching the one room with a loud commotion coming from behind it. The hooded figure takes a deep breath before opening the door. With the sounds of partying going on, most of the room doesn't notice the figure entering. Finally it's Jamie and Noelani who are the first to notice and they both take a few steps back and tap their respective men on the shoulders and point to the door. Matt Folz is the first to turn around...
MF: Look who the fucking cavalry is? The most washed up of the entier roster...being led around by his wife by the balls.
CE: Does he even have balls?
Alexander Darling pulls the hood down and looks around the room weighing his options. He smirks...
Alexander: A few weeks ago, I came into this locker room and made it clear that I had no problems with what you were trying to do.
JPS: Getcha ass to da point tomahta can.
Alexander: The point is I have nothing to say to you, or the walking meatball, or Seigfried and Roy, but I would like a word with you two...*points at Kai & Aina*.
Just before Evans and Folz can make their rush at Alex for the insult, Kai and Aina pull them back.
Aina: We'll handle this.
Alex turns his back on the New Guard and exits the locker room while Kai and Aina follow Alex into the hallway.
Kai: Really bad idea coming here brah.
Alexander: I've stayed out of your business since you joined up with those jackasses and I've allowed things...
Aina: You've allowed...Alexander, let's get one thing clear. You haven't allowed us a damn thing. We want, we take, we have...you can't control us.
Alexander: This isn't about fucking control Aina. This is about finally getting to a point where we could move on from the past and here you two go making the present exactly like the past.
Kai: Do not compare Poe to that walking blowhard Davin. What you did, was to someone The Kai and his bruddah consider a mentor, a leader.
Alexander: And what you just did was to someone who's my fucking family Kai. Blood. Ohana.
Aina: He may be your Ohana, but he's not ours and we are sick and tired of being an afterthought in this company. The platitudes and backhanded comments are not enough. We are the best tag team in the world and every other fucking word in this company is about the Texan hicks or Days of Our Quinns & Darlings. We're sick of it.
Kai: And if that means The Kai and Aina have to make waves, then that's just the way it has to be.
Alexander: I guess so. Just remember that, this time...it was you who crossed the line. And I am standing on the other side of the line bruddahs.
Aina: This is the last time you come to us like this Alex. Now walk away before we give Davin some company on the unemployment line.
The door opens behind Kai & Aina and Fulton and Folz slowly walk out. Alexander shakes his head...
SF: You're just gonna let him...
Aina: Alexander is our issue. We make the decisions when it comes to him. We got that partners?
MF: As long as that decision involves ending his career sooner rather than later.
Kai: Alexander will know his damn role soon enough.
*Fade*
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 28, 2012 20:19:58 GMT -5
Firewoman is quietly pacing her locker room, stopping to stretch at a few points, when she hears a scream from outside her door. She raises an eyebrow, and pokes her head outside the door. She hears the scream again, and walks down the hallway to find a dark room with an ajar door, the scream clearly coming from within. She looks around her, and grabs a wrench from the ground before opening the door.
Walking in, she sees someone tied to a chair in the dark. She looks around and sees no one else, and walks toward the individual. Suddenly, the door behind her slams shut. She spins around and tries to open the door, but it’s locked tight.Fire: FUCK! She runs her fingers across the edges, and sees the soundproof insulation. Suddenly, the room glows blue…one of the walls is a screen. She spins around to the body in the chair glowing in blue….and sees a lifesize Billy doll.Billy: Let the games begin. Fire: Is that…that’s not even the Saw voice. You’re slipping, Junichiro. Billy: Let the games begin. Fire: That’s not even the catchphrase. Suddenly, Billy goes quiet. A voice now comes from the screen. A familiar one.Fire: Wait…is this…. An old scene comes up on the screen.The scream Fire heard earlier now gets louder as the image fades. As it gets louder, she recognizes it as her own.
The image returns.[/i] Alexander: I guess we'll see about that. It's time to get started. Alexander stands up and walks over to Firewoman and throws a vicious elbow right to her face that knocks her head back. He reaches down and into the bag pulling out a roll of tape and applies a piece of Firewoman's mouth. This is better for both of us. I won't have to listen to your voice and you won't say anything that pisses me off and makes me deviate from my job. Firewoman struggles but she can't get away. Fire, when I first got here in the OOWF, I crossed paths with your brother. True, I didn't know he was your brother because you are a lying bitch. But the fact is I crossed paths with him and I made sure he'd always remember who I was. Alex reaches into the bag once again and walks behind Firewoman. He lifts her shirt up and rubs a sharp scalpel against her back. But it seems as if I didn't leave a reminder in a place where he'd always remember it. I made a mistake then. I won't be making that mistake again. Alex drags the scalpel around Fire's back and up to her neck and then up to her cheek. I've thought about this a lot the last few days. I was hoping I'd think of another way to get through this, but the fact is, I've been pushed too far and too hard this time. I'm left with no other choice and I'm willing to accept the consequences of my actions. I hope you realize that's the difference between you Quinns and I. I accept that I am doing these actions and I will receive the necessary paybacks. But again, if you step beyond paying back the right people. And that goes for everyone watching this little tete-a-tete between us. I am your target. Not my sisters. Not my allies. I, Alexander Darling am painting a giant bulls eye on my chest. Take you aim there or else, the repercussions for all of us will be disastrous. And speaking of bulls eyes. Alexander moves some hair away from Firewoman's forehead and turns the scalpel point first against her. He slowly starts digging it into her scalp. Firewoman arches back and you can hear the slight screams coming from her as Alexander continues to carve her forehead. He digs in deep enough so the blood is pouring, but he continues to wipe it away and after a few minutes he's finally done. Now you and brother have something else in common. Rest now Fire. [/quote] The scene fades into the repeated slight screams from Firewoman, amplified, given bass. Suddenly, the wall lights up with a close-up on a scabbed, bloody Firewoman..Firewoman: ENOUGH! The scene changes to a different image. Bright lights, LD Williams taking a snack.Eco: How do we judge sanity? Firewoman spins around. Eco has come in behind her.Eco: Even the minds of the strong fail from time to time, and even the greatest veterans fall to post-traumatic stress disorder. Two years ago, a man tortured you, made you bleed, marked you with his initials on your forehead. Your friend and brother stood against him, stood at your side. Today, you stand married to that man, and stand as enemy to that friend and to your own flesh and blood. Take that in. What would you say to someone who told you that story in its simplest form. Would you need more context to render judgment? Or would you know, just know in your heart, that there was something wrong with the way she was processing information? That there was some Stockholm Syndrome, something wrong with-- Firewoman swings at Eco with the wrench. He dodges, and swings behind her, putting a scalpel to her throat. He shows it to her, with a slight trace of dried blood on it.Eco: Do you recognize this scalpel? Fire: ...No. Eco: He saved it. I took it from his bag. He carries it with him. Fire: …No. You’re lying. Eco: How sure are you of that? Once upon a time, you trusted me…now you call that a lie. But what if that was true, and your life now is the lie? Your abusive father, your mother who whored you out on the street…have you really reconciled with them? Does that make sense? Is that the world in which Lisa Quinn is behaving like a sane woman? I remember a conversation I had with your mother once upon a time… Eco flips his remote.Eco: I don’t know if that story happened. But I know I touched a nerve with her….and perhaps you too. And yet you reconciled, and left the man who confronted her aside. And you think that’s the sane life. And you think that’s the life in which you’re in control. Fire’s screams come over the stereo system again, louder this time.Eco: Listen to those screams, Fire. I know you have some…deviancy in bed…does he indulge you in that? Does he enjoy it when you scream? Does he enjoy it when you bleed? Why do you suppose he enjoys it? Fire spins out from Eco’s grip, and pulls the scalpel from him.Fire: …Stop. Eco: No. No, I won't stop. I won't stop until you see the truth. Don't you see? I could never give up on you. Eco takes her arms, gently.Eco: I could never give up on you, no matter what depth. Because I love you.Fire smacks him with the scalpel, cutting his face as he goes down. Eco lands on his remote, and the screams suddenly get jarringly loud. Fire instinctively covers her ears, but Eco presses a button and the screen changes.Eco: I've always wanted you to be happy. You were so peaceful with me, and I know I screwed up so much, and I lost you...but I need you back, and I know you can't see it right now, but you need me back. You're so lost, and so confused-- Firewoman lunges at Eco, almost erratically. He dodges, and she cuts her hand slightly on the scalpel.Eco: Fresh blood joins the old. But go ahead. Bring Alex his souvenir back. Eco unlocks the door and exits. Firewoman runs out and gives chase, seeing him duck into her locker room. She follows behind, and throws the door open. But Eco is gone, and only three symbols remain on the floor, written in blood.
A$D
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 28, 2012 20:21:22 GMT -5
As the hooded figure of Darling vanishes into the shadows, a man wearing a Dashing fedora steps into the light.
DVD: You guys are some real pieces of shit, you know that?
The New Guard notice Victor standing there and just smirk.
Folz: Unless you want us to make you join Davin on the retirement line, I suggest you leave now.
Fulton: I don't suggest, I'm telling you to leave no.....
Fulton's words are cut off as twin barbs of the taser gun in Vic's hand pierce him send volts of electricity through him. Fulton tenses up but does not drop.
Aina: Oh you are gonna pay for that.
Vic turns and dashes down the hall. Aina and Kai immediately give chase, Folz pulls the barbs from Fulton, then both of them follow as well. As soon as they are off camera, Danny and Lobo come in from a side hallway and rush into the new guard locker room. Lobo instantly turns to were JP Sparxx is at and sprays Red Mist into his face.
Sparxx: Ahhhh Hell not again.
Sparxx immediately starts rubbing at his eyes as Jewel tries to help him. Danny meanwhile heads straight for Evans. Evans attempts to reach for some brass knuckles, but Danny grabs them and throws them hard enough to embed them into the wall. Evans eyes widen a little and he takes a step back. Danny continues to move forward, but Evans sidesteps, grabs Noelani who lets out a surprised squeal, and tosses her directly at Danny. This slow Danny as he catches her and tries to move her to the side as she claws at him. Evans rushes out of the room.
Evans: It's a setup!
Lobo: That's our cue. Let's go Danny.
Danny nods and the two head off, presumably to regroup with the rest of the people at the hospital. Meanwhile we get a quick cut to Victor Deniro still running the halls. He turns a corner and bursts into Psykles locker room. Psykle leaps to his feet, but lowers his guard when he sees who it is.
DVD: (heavily breathing) Remember...when...you...offered....to....bodyguard...?
Psykle: Yes?
DVD: Well....nows...your....chance....
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 28, 2012 20:21:46 GMT -5
Firewoman is sitting intently at a table in the Darling Luxury Suites. She's taking her knife that Alex got her and she's chipping wood away from the table in little pieces. She continues to chip away, looking intently at everything she's doing.
I believe Dr. Freedman would call it "dissociating."
Anyway, Alexander walks in.
AD: THERE you are. I assume you saw.
FW: I did.
AD: Well....I don't really have an update. I went to the New Guard and--
FW: *still chipping* Without me?
AD: Fire...look, I know how you feel about Davin....I wanted to try and talk some sense in to Kai and Aina, let them know they crossed the line...I had an idea involving them and--
FW: If it's anything that doesn't end with their ankles being shattered into a million pieces I don't really want to hear it right now. *chip chip*
AD: I know, but we have to be smart, about this and....
Alexander stops and watches Fire who is still intently chipping parts of the table away.
AD: Fire...this isn't about what happened to Davin, is it....
FW: *chip chip*
AD: Lisa....what happened?
Alexander puts his hand on her shoulder which is exactly the wrong thing to do, as she leaps out of her chair, pushing him away, and backs up, wielding the knife between them. Alexander puts his hands out in defense.
AD: WHOA!! Okay....what happened!?!
FW: Did you really keep it?
AD: Keep what?
FW: *lifting her bangs and revealing the scar of Alex's initials, faded but still visible.* The scalpel that did this!? Why would you keep it?
AD: What? No...No, Lis, I didn't....I got rid of all that stuff...I .... hate that I did that, I didn't want any reminders around for me or for you, really.
FW: He said...
AD: Who said? Moose?
FW: No....Juni......
AD: Fire...Lis, put the knife down....what did Juni do?
Fire does indeed put the knife down...right into the table, sticking straight up.
FW: It doesn't matter, Alex...he's never going to stop. Never.
AD: I know, he's crazy, Fire. But you beat him this week, and you did it without....what?
FW: No...it doesn't matter. We're finishing it this week.
AD: What do you mean?
FW: The inferno cage match. Only one of us is walking out. It's the only way, Alex.
AD: ....
FW: ....
AD: Fire...where are you going?
Fire retrieves the knife from the damaged beyond any repair now table, and puts it in the case and in her leather jacket pocket.
FW: I need to....clear my head...or something...maybe go back to the hospital, to see Davin.
AD: I'll come with you.
Alex steps towards her and she flinches away from him.
FW: No, just.....just...no.
Fire affixes a bandana around her forehead, that she's not worn for months, and leaves. As she closes the door Alex sees the dried blood from Eco's graffiti on the door.
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 28, 2012 20:22:28 GMT -5
The Kai is pacing back and forth in the back. He then looks to the camera.
Kai: Davin Moreland, you just felt the wrath of the New Guard. It's not because you're the greatest, it's not because you threatened us, it's because it gets the New Guard noticed. The New guard controls the OOWF, but holy shit, no one takes the New Guard seriously, no no no.
As the Quinns Turn gets all the ratings. #Darling is trending worldwide each and every week. Meanwhile, the Kai and his bruddah continue to tear the house down each and every week. The Kai and his bruddah may get booed to the rafters, but The Kai brings it each and every week!
Now, Alexander Darling. You, the Kai and his bruddah have gone to war together and on opposite sides. Now you threaten the Kai. You claim Ohana. The only family Davin Moreland ever cared about was himself and you wanna carry that flag go right ahead. The Kai will not threaten you. The Kai will not slap you with Chinese food. The Kai will not tease you with children's cereal. The Kai doesn't care what's trending worldwide, he cares about the smackdown he lays on jabronis each and every week. And The Kai will simply look across the ring at you...and feel sorry for you.
The Kai knows what kind of man Alexander Darling is. The Kai knows you think you're doing what's right. The Kai RESPECTS what you stand for, but know this...brah, you will get no mercy. You go to war with the Hawai'ian Nation, you get the horns of the Lava Bull. You will be just like the rest and this Ohana...will not save you. So rest up, think what you're saying, kiss your wife and then shove it up her candy ass 'cuz the Kai knows it's good. Just THINK. Just REMEMBER. And do the right thing. Stay. Away. From New Guard business.
If ya smell. What the Kai. Is. Surfin.
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 28, 2012 20:22:49 GMT -5
It is late at night, or maybe early in the morning at the hospital in Antigua Cuscatian, El Salvador. A figure walks down the hall to where a woman sits in a chair, head back, dozing very lightly. The figure puts a hand gently on her shoulder.
FW: Sorry to wake you.
SDM: No, it's okay...I can't really sleep anyway.
FW: Where's Mickie?
SDM: Nursery. I just got done checking on her, she has no problem sleeping anywhere, just like her....
FW: Yeah...look...It won't go unanswered.
SDM: If there's one thing I know about you and my brother, it's that. Just...don't lose yourself again. He was telling me about your talk and...you've made a lot of progress. He would hate to see this undo all of your work.
FW: I know. Look, I know he's probably sleeping...
SDM: Yeah, they have him kinda doped up for the pain.
FW: Can I just go in and sit with him for a minute or two?
SDM: Sure.
Samantha settles back in, a tad more relaxed than she was. Fire takes a deep breath (she still hates hospitals) and goes in.
Scene change and she walks slowly in, as not to wake Davin up. She pulls up a chair and sits next to him. For several long minutes, nothing happens, just a silent vigil.
FW: I really didn't like you when I got here............I thought you were pompous, selfish, arrogant.....then I got to know you, and found that...well, you were pompous, selfish, arrogant........but you're also I think the only person in the world to ever say you were proud of me, and mean it. I think Juni said it, but he was using it to manipulate me. But you meant it.
The thing is....He won't ever quit. Ever. So I have to make him quit. And ... I'm not sure you'll be very proud of me when I'm done.
There's another long pause.
FW: I hope you at least understand.
Fire stands and looks down at Davin, before leaning over and kissing him on the forehead. She turns to leave.
Perspective change as she walks up to Samantha, sleeping awkwardly in the chair. This time, she's sleeping for real, softly snoring. Fire smiles at her and then walks back down the darkened hallway toward the elevators.
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 28, 2012 20:23:35 GMT -5
*Outside the back of the arena the camera zooms in on a lone figure sitting down with his legs sprawled out bleeding from his forehead. It's Stank and it looks like he has been beaten badly. The camera zooms in closer and we see that Stank is breathing heavily and staring over at a motionless Flying Hawaiian lying face down. We can't tell which of the twin brothers it is, but it is undoubtedly one of them. As the camera passes by we catch a glimpse of the side of the motionless one's head. Perhaps it's Aina.
A ruined door lies broken and hanging by its top hinge. The camera passes through the opening to find chaos in the open area. Bodies in varying states of consciousness are strewn everywhere which as the camera pans slowly around, we recognize as Texpress's Chad Madison and Zane Myers and The New Guard's Chris Evans and The OOWF World Champion Stan Fulton. Matt Folz can be seen crawling from under a broken table. LD Williams lies nearby clutching at his ribs. Danny Taylor and Kai appear to have knocked each other out. J-P Sparxx is standing nearby, bleeding from his mouth, hugging his ribs with one arm, the other arm around his girlfriend Jewel. Lobo hangs his right arm limp by his side as he stumbles over to Danny to attend to his partner... by this time... Crowing, Psykle, and Honcho Williams have made their way to the scene, sorting through the bodies and helping OOWF medical staff where needed. GM theSelena is walking slowly toward the scene from down a side hallway when the camera exits back outside where Stank is still sitting and SFJ13 approaches with a mic.*
SFJ#13 - Stank it's quite a scene inside and out here. Are you seriously leading a war against The New Guard?
*Stank raises his head and looks up at SFJ#13. He props himself against the building and slowly rises to his feet as medical staff walk outside and start to attend to him and Aina, who has pushed himself up onto his hands and knees.*
Stank - Am I leading a war? No. I'm not leading a war... I'm not seeking retribution... I'm not righting any wrongs.
SFJ#13 - So what is the-
Stank - Shut up and I'll tell you... ... ... Since The New Guard has risen to prominence they have made one thing clear... either kill or be killed... ... ... if they think for a second.... that I am going to just STAND by WAITING for them to take ME out? WRONG! I take the fight to them! It just so happens there are others of the same mindset!.... Not all of them like me and they don't have to. I don't care what their motivations are as long as they make sure the New Guard knows... you attack one of us... we come right back at you. No fuck that... they better not walk alone because if we see one of them... they're going to find themselves in a hospital.
Don't believe me...?
*Stank limps over to where a disoriented Aina is being checked on by medical, and BOOTS him in his face, causing the Hawaiian to fall over backwards!*
Stank - ... then you better pay attention.
*The camera fades on a wave of security, OOWF staff, and talent trying keep Aina and Stank apart.*
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 28, 2012 20:24:01 GMT -5
**Samantha Darling Moreland wakes from her nap to find a large shadow looming over her. She looks up and sees Mrs. Williams, who hands her a cup of coffee.**
SDM: “Thanks, What are you doing here.?”
Mrs. W: “L.D. asked me to hang around for a while, just in case.”
SDM: “Sure now he thinks of that.”
Mrs. W: “They screwed up Sam. L.D. knows it, Lucas knows it, and I’m sure Davin knows it too. They underestimated the New Guard and it cost them.”
SDM: “Cost Davin, you mean.”
Mrs. W: “True...The situation sucks Sam, no matter how you look at it. Can't change it. Can't fix it. All you can do is move forward.”
SDM: “And how do you suggest I do that?”
Mrs. W: “Start by drinking that coffee before it gets any colder.”
SDM: “Yes ma’am.”
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 28, 2012 20:24:21 GMT -5
~~~ A Randomly Numbered Sexy Female Journalist is running down The Hallway (tm) and catches up with...... Bridgette, carrying a couple of take -out bags from Ric's and a sixer of Aquafina ~~~
RNSFJ: How is Chad?...... And Zane too?
Bridgette: They'll be fine. Luckily nothing important was broken, torn, strained or removed.
RNSFJ: So what does this mean for their title match tomorrow night?
Bridgette: Shug, I'm not really sure. I haven't heard anything out of Davin's camp on whether or not he can even wrestle. As for Stank, LD and Danny.. No one was injured to the point they won't be able to wrestle. Sure, they're banged & bruised, just like my boys are, but they'll be there.
And Miss Selena, I know you're watching, this favoritism has got to stop. After the little altercation in Nicaragua, you put the New Guard's biggest enemies in a match against one another? Really disappointing Hon, really. Now If you'll excuse me, I've got a couple of hungry guys waiting on me.
RNSFJ: Tell Chaddy I'll give him some dessert later.
Bridgette: Shug, you'll need to take a number there.
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 28, 2012 22:12:30 GMT -5
*We cut to the WBZ CBS TV-4 11 O'Clock Eyewitness News, with veteran anchors Jack Williams (very veteran) and Lisa Hughes, wrapping up the broadcast*
JW: ...the 4 squirrels were taken into police custody immediately following the blaze. Attempts to contact the kitten's family failed. A truly sad story, Lisa.
LH: It is, Jack. However we can all breathe a little easier that the Arson Squirrel 4 are off the streets tonight.
JW: We can.
LH: And finally tonight, another sad story - this one involving former Barnstable High School Star and OOWF Professional Wrestler, Davin Moreland. For more, we turn to CBS 4's Sports Director Dan Roche. Dan, this is a truly odd story involving one of New England's most beloved sports figures.
DR: It is, Lisa. Details are still a bit sketchy, but eyewitness reports we've gathered through social media have been confirmed through the Moreland camp. The former Barnstable High School football and basketball legend, and professional wrestler was apparently severely beaten at a tour date in El Salvador. Now, normally things like this in the wrestling world are staged for storyline purposes in the wrestling federation; but it does appear as if this beating was legitimate.
DR: Moreland was attacked from behind at the arena before a show. He was allegedly jumped by 6 men, also wrestlers. Moreland reportedly suffered...*clears throat*...a severe concussion, a broken jaw which has since been wired shut, 7 broken ribs, a broken forearm, a 3rd degree separated shoulder, a broken collarbone, a dislocated hip, 2 broken ankles which were also dislocated, and a ruptured Achilles tendon. He's listed in serious but stable condition.
JW: (off camera) Wow.
DR: Apparently, these men were not even brought in for questioning by the local police, because they thought this was part of the wrestling storyline - and charges are not being pursued, mainly because there are like 4 cops for the whole country or something.
LH: (also off-camera) Those banana republics are dangerous places.
DR: Moreland, of course, was a superstar for Barnstable High School in the early 90s. He still lives in Mashpee with his wife Samantha and young daughter, who were apparently on the road with him at the time. There is no timetable as of yet for his return to Massachusetts. So, Jack and Lisa, it looks as if the silver lining here is that he's expected to eventually be ok; but why would someone do this to someone as beloved as Davin?
DR: His work with the local Boys and Girls Clubs, as well as the local Covenant House chapter, and the local chapter of the National Alliance for Mental Illnesses are well-documented - and his foundation, the Robin Moreland Foundation, which he named after his mother, supports literally dozens of local charities. He's also one of the most popular Make-A-Wish requests, and, as he once told us, he "hasn't turned them down yet, and doesn't expect to". This is a deeply troubling story which we're still working on at this time, and we'll have more details as we get them. Jack?
JW: *sadly shaking his head* Why anyone would do this to someone like him is just beyond me. Truly disturbing.
LH: I guess another question here Dan would be, assuming he fully recovers from his injuries, will he be able to resume wrestling? Or will this be a career-ending event?
DR: I spoke with family representative Moonbeam O'Callahan about exactly that, Lisa. She told me there's no way to know yet, and that Davin has barely been conscious long enough to ask or answer that question. However, she also said to me that the family will strongly recommend to him that retirement is the best option. She mentioned that Davin has strongly considered retirement over the last couple of years before this happened; and that she would be, in her words, "Like, totally and completely shocked...like totally" if he doesn't. Considering that this attack took place on the job - certainly he has to take that into consideration. It's clear his family isn't safe around these people, and retirement would be the best way to go. We know that CBS in particular has been after him to become a sports announcer for them, so perhaps a 2nd career won't be that far away. But as of now, the focus is getting Davin home, and getting him as healthy as possible.
LH: Thanks Dan. As Dan said moments ago, we will keep you up to date with the latest details on this developing story,
JW: And on a personal note - I've known Davin for a very long time. He worked with us closely on a charity near and dear to our hearts - The Drive for Children's Hospital Telethon for a number of years. We were going to have him fill the old Bob Lobel role of dressing up as Rudolph this year. I hope we can still make that happen. Our best wishes and prayers go out to the entire Moreland family. Get well soon, Davin.
LH: And that's the news for tonight. For Dan Roche and Jack Williams, I'm Lisa Hughes. David Letterman is next. Good night.
*The camera pulls back as it normally does at the end of the broadcast, but instead of randomly shuffling papers like they usually do, both Jack and Lisa turn toward Dan Roche and appear to be speaking in a very animated manner. Then we fade before we're subjected to Letterman.*
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 29, 2012 19:48:25 GMT -5
Eco is sitting alone in a spare room. He pours out three pills into his hand from his bottle, scooping and swallowing them whole. Mai Muyo walks in.
Mai: I'm disappointed.
Eco: I know you are.
Mai: Did you see what happened to Davin?
Eco: Yeah. Yeah, later, I did.
Mai: This is the new normal. And you're not here for me. What would you have me do?
Eco stands up.
Eco: Endure.
Mai: Endure?
Eco: Do as I would have done...as I would have done when I was stronger.
Eco hugs Mai, surprising her.
Eco: I'm sorry I've been so weak.
Mai: Junichiro...
Eco: Mai...
Mai: ...Let me go.
Eco immediately obliges, almost too quickly.
Eco: I'm...
Eco takes Mai's hand, and places the empty pill bottle in it.
Eco: You're going to be okay. Because you can make the choice no one else can make. The right choice.
Eco exits.
Mai: (examining the bottle) This shouldn't be...Junichiro?
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 29, 2012 19:48:56 GMT -5
**L.D. Williams, looking the worse for the battle with the New Guard, is sitting in the arena’s cheap seats when SFJ#47 approaches.**
LDW: “Let me guess - How do I feel?”
SFJ#47: “It’s my job to ask. I saw you got a phone call and came in here, so I followed. If it‘s a bad time…”
LDW: “No worse than any other.”
**There is a long pause before Williams speaks again.**
LDW: “That was my wife who called.”
SFJ: “I’m sure she’s worried about you.”
LDW: <chuckling> “No, if my wife thought they’d gotten to me we’d be scraping New Guard off the ceiling. She wanted me to speak to my son. He wasn’t crying, but there were tears in his voice, you know? You know what he asked me?
SFJ#47: “-“
LDW: “Why’d you let it happen Daddy? First uncle Jack, and now Davin. Why didn’t you stop them?…We’ve raised our kids in the real world. They know there are bad people, and sometimes daddy has to be one of them. But we also raised them to know the difference between ’bad’ and ’wrong’. We taught them that you take care of your own.
After what happened to Jack, I said I wasn’t going to worry about storylines. I wasn’t going to hold back so I didn’t step on anyone’s toes. I was going to stop the New Guard. I said it, but I didn’t do it, and my son called me on it.
I was planning to find the New Guard in a nice dark parking lot and put and end to this once and for all, but I can’t do that now. This has to be public. If not in the ring than at least in front of the camera. The world has to see this. I want my children to know that their father is a man of his word. That he takes care of his own. I want them, and I want Mickie Moreland, to grow up in a world where wrong is punished. I have to end the New Guard. I have to, and I will.
SF: “One question - will Davin be back?”
LDW: “He’s Davin Moreland - the Greatest of all Time. One way or another, he’ll be back.”
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 29, 2012 19:49:15 GMT -5
Note: this appears before the LD promo in continuity...
CUT to the New Guard suite where Chris Evans, Matt Folz and OOWF World Heavyweight Champion The Crusher Stan Fulton are watching the quote-unquote news report.
CE: “Do you believe this shit?”
SF: “Davin’s spin machine is on full load with bleach. How much you want to bet that one of his “angels” is in a relationship with that sportscaster.”
CE: “No bet. And I love how Davin is this local hero, a GOD! if you weeeel.”
SF: “A Flair and Dusty finish. Nice.”
CE: “Thanks.”
MF: “The New Guard doesn’t even get mentioned by name.”
SF: “We don’t need a mention on some two-bit local New England station. We made our statement already and OOWF-TV broadcast it to the world.”
CE: “And it’s exactly that kind of spin doctoring that we’re tired of. Great. Davin’s given to charity. Stan I know you’ve been involved, I have and Matt too. But we don’t need to have some television station broadcast it to make other people think better of us.”
SF: “To paraphrase the great Gorilla Monsoon, the OOWF is about what’s done inside the squared circle. I’m the World Heavyweight Champion. Kain and Aina are the World Tag Team Champions. Chris is going to get his Intercontinental Championship back tonight. That’s what matters. Not what some guy in a bad suit and hairpiece says.”
MF: “Right. We win matches. They lose them. That makes us best.”
SF: “Chris. You weren’t pinned to lose your title. That’s GM Selena screwing you over. Psycle can’t hide behind Ricky Plummeting Eagle this time. Take back what’s yours.”
CE: (looking into the camera) “Psycle? You have something that belongs to me. Belongs to the New Guard. You’re nothing more than a washed-out caricature of Undertaker’s American badass gimmick. You’re not even bad ass anymore. Perhaps someone should take rose petals and sprinkle them down the runway for you. Bland talent shouldn’t hold titles. So, therefore, I’m taking back the Intercontinental Championship tonight.
(looking to Stan Fulton) “May I?”
SF: “By all means.”
CE: “Psycle? Enjoy the pain.”
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 29, 2012 19:49:52 GMT -5
Alexander comes into the Darling Luxury Suites, and sees Fire standing there, clad all in white, down to a white satin headband over her scar, looking very...Trinity-esque. Lucky is helping her tape up her wrists and knuckles.
AD: Where have you been?
FW: Mayan temple outside of town. I had some thinking to do.
AD: You couldn't have let me know where you were?
FW: It was 36 hours, Alex. Not two weeks, leaving you institutionalized because I wasn't here to be next of kin and sign you out.
AD: Huh?
FW: I'm sorry we didn't get to celebrate our wins in the tournament.
AD: Still, you could have called.
FW: Well, I didn't. I'm sorry. I had to ... sort some stuff out.
Alex glances at her forehead and then to her eyes, that are distant, almost like she's not there.
AD: We probably have some more work to do on ... past events.
FW: Yes, well, after tonight.
AD: Fire...what are you planning on doing?
FW: *ignoring that question as if she hadn't heard it.* I'm sorry I didn't let you know where I was. Will you be coming to the ring with me?
AD: You want me to?
FW: Sure. Not like you can do anything, with the cage and all but....
AD: Okay, I'm not going to ask you why. Yes, I'll be there.
FW: Good.
Fire goes back to paying attention to her pre-match routine.
FAAAAAAAAAADE
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 29, 2012 19:50:13 GMT -5
We are in the training trailer outside the arena, where Psykle is hard at work training with Iron-Stevie providing tips and guidance. SFJ13 comes in, and goes to talk to Psykle.
SFJ13: Psykle, do you have any comments regarding The New Guard’s latest statements?
Psykle: Haven’t seen them.
SFJ13: It’s been repeatedly broadcast on OOWFTv all day.
Psykle: Haven’t been watching.
SFJ13: What?
Psykle: I’ve got a big match tonight. First Intercontinental Title Defense. Against the former champ, too. I’ve got to focus on what’s going to happen in the ring, not on the crap that flows from The New Guard’s mouths. They want to say something to me, let them say it in the ring where it matters. Right now, Evans is doing everything he can to not let the truth be seen.
SFJ13: What truth is that?
Psykle: That I’ve revealed the first chink in The New Guard’s armor by taking away not only the first singles title from them, but taking it away from their leader. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to get back to focusing on my training. That’s what got me here in the first place.
Fade to black.
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 29, 2012 20:12:51 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live! From Antiguo Cuscatlan, El Salvador HONCHO WILLIAMS vs. AINAHoncho and Aina tear into one another for the whole match. Honcho seems bent on doling out some revenge for what Kai and Aina did to Davin and Jack. Honcho gets several near falls, but Aina’s experience pays off. The Kai makes his way to ringside and provides enough of a distraction that Aina is able to hit Honcho with a SPEAR! Aina covers Honcho and grabs a handful of tights and gets the three count. WINNER in 13:22 – Aina After the match, Kai climbs into the ring and they beat Honcho down, but Attitude Adjuster races (for him) to the ring and makes the save, and is once again a little surprised by the cheers from the fans. CROWING & MAI MUYO vs. JP SPARXX & MATT FOLZCrowing and Mai bring the fight to the New Guard tonight. Sparxx and Folz are never really able to maintain the advantage in the match. Crowing and Mai use their speed to keep the New Guard off balance. They catch Sparxx in the ring and borrow from the Young Bucks and land the MORE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK! Crowing covers Sparxx, but Folz makes it into the ring with a chair and SLAMS it down across Crowing’s back! The referee immediately calls for the bell. WINNERS by disqualification in 10:54 – Crowing & Mai Muyo THE KAI vs. ALEXANDER DARLING vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTERNo love lost in this one, and the referee really never had a chance to control this. All four men brawl in and out of the ring, into the crowd, up the ramp, all over the place. At one point, Alex and AA actually work together against Moose and Kai, but that doesn’t last long. After almost fifteen minutes of brawling, all four men are bloody, and there are chairs and broken tables all over the place. The end comes when Kai pulls out a pair of brass knuckles and swings at AA, but AA drops to the mat and NAILS Kai with a low blow, which the referee doesn’t see, or just doesn’t care at this point, rolls Kai into a small package and gets the three count and the win. WINNER in 16:11 – Attitude Adjuster EL LOBO SANGRIENTO vs. STAN FULTON vs. GHOSTHEAD vs. RICKY SOARING EAGLE vs. COMRADE SHARKOFF – Non-Title Gauntlet MatchSoaring Eagle and Sharkoff start things off. Sharkoff gets a few near falls, but that only serves to annoy Soaring Eagle. Sharkoff plants Soaring Eagle with a slam and climbs to the top rope, but Soaring Eagle was playing possum and he catches him on the top rope, and KILLS Sharkoff with a TOP ROPE RETURN TO THE EARTH! Soaring Eagle covers and gets the one, two, three. WINNER in 9:12 – Ricky Soaring Eagle Ghosthead is out next, he takes the fight right to Soaring Eagle. Soaring Eagle fights back and has Ghosthead trapped in the CACTUS THORN but Ghosthead fights to the ropes and forces the break. Soaring Eagle pulls Ghosthead to his feet and lifts him for a suplex, but Ghosthead lands on his feet behind RSE, spins him around and hits a GERMAN SUPLEX, then grabs a stunned Soaring Eagle and lands the VEX VICE! Soaring Eagle tries to get to the ropes, but can’t make it and is forced to tap out. WINNER in 21:17 – Ghosthead El Lobo Sangriento is announced next and the two enemies tear into one another. Lobo gets the better of the exchange and nearly throws Ghosthead out of the ring with a release belly to belly suplex. Ghost gets to his feet and Lobo clotheslines him over the top rope, but Ghost lands on the apron and springboards back into the ring, but Lobo catches him and DRIVES him to the mat with a CHOKESLAM! Lobo covers a stunned Ghosthead and gets a three count, Ghosthead kicking out a fraction of a second too late. WINNER in 35:44 – El Lobo Sangriento Finally, the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Stan Fulton makes his way to the ring and the two big men lock up. Fulton gains the advantage early, Lobo DID just wrestle almost fifteen minutes with his biggest rival. Stan tries to put Lobo away, but can’t keep him down, even after a second rope splash. Fulton lines Lobo up for the DROPLINE, but Lobo rolls out of the way. Lobo gets to his feet and grabs the champ and hits a FULL NELSON SLAM then hooks Fulton in the WOLF MOON (Rings of Saturn, sure, why not?). Fulton tries to get to the ropes, but he can’t make it and the champ taps! WINNER in 49:28 – El Lobo Sangriento STANK, LD WILLIAMS & JUSTIN SANE vs. TEXPRESS & DANNY TAYLOR – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Title MatchJustin is taking the place of the injured Davin Moreland, rumor has it he did it for five bucks. Handshakes all around before the match. Completely clean match, none of the six even HINT at breaking the rules. The fans cheer both teams pretty much equally. Justin and Chad square off in a little mid-match dance competition, Chad breaks out some line dance moves, while Justin does…..something. It is either break dancing or demonic possession, it’s kind of hard to tell. Either way Chad tags in Danny and Justin and Danny come face to face and somewhere in North Carolina the Doughawk perks up. The match goes on back and forth for over thirty minutes. The end comes when Justin tries a top rope leg drop on Danny, but Danny rolls out of the way. He grabs a stunned Justin and lands the DYNAMITE DROP! Danny covers Justin and gets the three count before LD or Stank can break it up. WINNERS in 38:51 and NEW OOWF Campeoas de Trios champions – Texpress & Danny Taylor After the match, Danny helps Justin to his feet and LD and Stank hand Texpress and Danny the Trios titles and raise their hands in victory. The crowd gives the six men a standing ovation for their effort. PSYKLE vs. CHRIS EVANS – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchEvans attacks before the bell and tries to end the match quickly. Psykle fights back and soon overpowers the much smaller Evans. Evans takes every short cut he can to get the advantage and gets several near falls on the big man. Evans heads to the top rope and tries a flying clothesline, but Psykle catches him and spins him to the mat with a BLACK HOLE SLAM! Psykle sets Evans up for the PSYCHO DRIVER when the rest of the New Guard storms the ring! Fulton, Folz, Sparxx, Kai and Aina beat the big man down to the mat. They grab a couple of chairs and look like they are going to Morelandize Psykle’s ankle when LD Williams, Stank, Danny Taylor, Lobo and Texpress storm the ring, weapons in hand. The New Guard quickly bails out of the ring, deciding it is probably better to live to fight another day. They help Psykle to his feet and stand united in the ring and dare the New Guard to come back and fight. WINNER by disqualification in 15:55 – Psykle FIREWOMAN vs. ECOSYSTEM – Inferno Cage MatchTonight's Inferno Cage match is one that has a long history. But recently, things have changed. Firewoman appears lately to be the one IN control of herself, and Ecosystem's grip on her, which was never gone completely, seems to finally be slipping away. Will this be another chapter in their saga, or will it be over tonight? The ring is laid out with flame pots surrounding the ring that will go off randomly. We'll assume the mat is flame retardant. The cage is suspended, to be lowered once the contestants get there. The only way to win is by pinfall, submission, or being set on fire. This match should be interesting. While Firewoman can definitely handle herself around things that burn, she's never been comfortable in a cage. Ecosystem enters first, and he appears as confident as ever. Despite the boos, he enters with his head held high. He rolls under the ropes and greets the four sides of the ring. He then turns and waits and Firewoman's music hits. The microphone in the ring picks up his voice. Eco: Beautiful...just beautiful. “Come to Me” by Inkubus Sukkubus plays and Firewoman comes out, dressed all in white. The fact that Fire is using the old Trinity music and attire is not lost on Eco, who just smiles in the middle of the ring. Firewoman walks down, and Alexander Darling is with her. He appears to be telling her something, either last minute advice, or asking her to do or not do something...it's hard to say, but she's not listening. Her eyes are focused on Ecosystem. She climbs in to the ring, and the cage is lowered. Ecosystem smiles at her, but she remains stoic. The cage is in place, Alexander on the outside, and the bell rings. Ecosystem opens his arms wide, inviting Fire to come into his embrace. She smiles, and nails him with a right cross to the jaw. And we are off. Because this is Mayhem and not a PPV, just the basics. At first, the offense is all Firewoman, and it's as ferocious as we've seen her in a long time. Even though these are technically no DQ matches, the referee does step between them a few times when the intensity appears to be getting up there too high. At some point, though, Ecosystem seems to tire of this, and just as Fire is getting ready to hit him with a super kick, he grabs her leg and yanks her off the other one. Now it's his turn to show that despite his messianic delusions, he can be just as vicious, and pretty soon, one of the cuts from their earlier match is opened up. Fire is bleeding and Eco has her on the ground, kicking at her ribs. Things look really bad but at the last minute, Fire gets a schoolgirl roll up for a very short 2 count. Now they go back and forth again, as the crowd is cheering, but becoming uncomfortable. So far, they've managed to stay away from the flames, but the cage is definitely being used as a weapon, with plenty of tosses into the metal, and then the required high spots off the ropes. Then we start towards endgame where both wrestlers are trying to finish the other one...we hope that's meant figuratively...by the leap of doom from the top of the cage. They occasionally crawl up to the top and then brawl a bit, and push the other one off. Eco does this first and follows up with a splash on Fire, who kicks out at two. Her ribs are really taking a beating and an additional cut has re-opened on her forehead. Some more on the mat, and then it's Fire's turn. She climbs up to the top of the cage, and has no desire at all to climb over it and end the match. Instead, she turns, and jumps....FIREBOMB! Double moonsault, and she nails it. That should do it folks, one...two...NO! Ecosystem kicks out, with authority, driving Fire backwards. He gets to his feet, no idea how, like a man possessed. He lunges and grabs fire into a Dragon Sleeper. Fire fights like a she-devil, but he holds it in there, and then just as she relaxes, he finishes up the Endgame with an elbow drop across the throat. Fire grabs her throat, gasping for air as Juni goes to make the pin, but from somewhere she gets enough energy to get her leg up and kick him away. Fire rolls to the side closest to Alex who comes over to her. She doesn't appear to see him as she claws her way up ropes until she's standing. Ecosystem also gets to his feet and the two collide in the center of the ring. Firewoman drives him back with chops and muay thai kicks. She goozles him and holds his head close to the flame pots that in that corner, but they don't fire. Might be something wrong with them. Fire kicks them in frustration (and now there is something wrong with them) and instead drags Eco up the post with her. They get to the top turnbuckle and exchange a few punches. Fire headbutts Eco in the nose and mouth (the smart way to head butt someone) and some blood starts to flow from his nose. He pushes her off, but sits down in kind of a collapse on the top turnbuckle. Is he smiling? We don't have time to guess because Fire is back on her feet and flying towards him. She leaps to the top rope, grabs his head under her arm, hooks his leg around her waist and LEAPS....Voodoo drop off the top rope!! She makes the pin...one....two....THREE!!! WINNER in 27:01 - Firewoman Ecosystem gets to his feet and looks at Fire. He's completely defeated and he knows it. The flame pots go off in celebration and the crowd goes wild. Fire's face is streaked with blood and sweat, and maybe tears. Alexander heads toward the cage door, as Fire demands a microphone. FW: I won. I've beaten you. Not just in the ring, Junichiro... But beaten you. Completely. The crowd is chanting her name, and Fire drops the microphone. She turns to go toward the cage door, when Ecosystem picks up the microphone. Eco: You've done nothing. I'm still here. I always be here for you, Lisa. Just remember that. You'll never be free of me. NEVER. Ecosystem turns his back to Fire, cheering at the crowd. Firewoman gets a strange expression on her face and turns to face him. He turns back toward her. Eco: You see it, don't you? You were always happy in Trinity, until THEY poisoned you against me. All you have to do is come back. Take my hand, Lisa! Ecosystem makes a move to grab her hand, and Fire reacts instinctively. She lets loose with a super kick to the jaw that spins Junichiro around and knocks him against the cage. At the same time, the flame pots on that side of the ring go off. The flames immediately catch Ecosystem's ring wear on fire and he grips the cage wall, rather than pushes himself back. Firewoman stands nearby, a look of peace coming over her face and a mix of her blood and Eco’s blood drips off her head and stains her white wrestling gear. Alexander is ripping at the door trying to get it open, and then starts to climb the cage to get in, as do people with fire extinguishers. As the cage starts to rise, Ecosystem falls off at Firewoman's feet. Once there's enough room, Alexander, the people with extinguishers, and medical staff flood the ring. Alexander pulls Firewoman away, as she looks at him, smiling, and then drags her to the back as people tend to Ecosystem. Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Be sure to check out the OOWF MADNESS 8 PPV Live! March 25 from Bucksnort, Alabama. And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem, March 7th live from Guatemala City, Guatemala. See something you like? 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