OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (06/27) Live! From Houston, Te

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Houston, Texas

OOWF World Heavyweight TItle Match[/u]
LD Williams vs. Rabbit Mask

OOWF Intercontinental Title Match[/u]
Ricky Soaring Eagle vs. Danny Taylor

OOWF World Tag Team Title Match[/u]
Phoenix Rising vs. The Hawaiians

Texpress vs. The Dragons
Stan Fulton & Mai Muyo vs. Awesome Bill From Dawsonville & Justin Sane
Power & Glory vs. Stank & Attitude Adjuster vs. Matt Folz & JP Sparxx
Chris Evans vs. Crowing
Comrade Sharkoff vs. El Lobo Sangriento
Moosehead Jack vs. Ghosthead


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Wyatt, Edra, and Clio are boarding their airplane after their victory over Awesome Bill from Dawsonville and Justin Sane. The girls are visibly upset.

Wyatt: (to Mike, the Pilot) We'll pick up Mary Lou in Indianapolis. That's where her things are. Because of the late ending of last week's Mayhem, she had to leave her things behind there. We'll pick them up and head to Ely from there.

Edra: But Why would they boo us like that, Uncle Wyatt?

Wyatt: Because you're not being the pretty trained Dancing Monkeys they want you to be, sweetheart. You're out to win. That's the goal.

Clio: You're right, Uncle Wyatt. I'm surprised that just what we did got people mad at us. But you know what?

Wyatt: What?

Clio: I liked it.

Edra: What? Clio...

Clio: Look, all our lives we've been the nice girls, doing things the right way. Now we do things a little out of the ordinary and all at once we're bad. Fine. I don't mind being bad.

Edra: But....we've always...

Wyatt: Ladies, an attitude adjustment is in order. And if you'll step back here, you'll see the person who's going to help you with that.

(Wyatt pulls back the curtain separating the back portion of the plane from the main cabin and reveals....)

Edra and Clio: You?

The INC turns to static as we...

FADE

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*The Flyin' Hawai'ians make their way back to their locker room. It's a pretty somber feeling in the locker room; and Aina's getting more and more annoyed.*

A: That's it. I need to...I have to take a walk and clear my head.

TK: Whatever, brah.

*Aina leaves, and Noelani sits next to The Kai*

N: Listen, Kai -

TK: The Kai does not wish to hear any more of your nonsense. The Kai wishes to be left a-OW~!

*Suddenly, Kai hits the floor. Noelani looks up to see Ski Mask Guy, holding a metal pipe in his hand, covered in blood*

SMG: WHOO~! CAUGHT ME A MARLIN!

N: *confused* Wait...no...WAIT~!

*Noelani hits the floor next to The Kai. Ski Mask Guy dips a finger into the blood on their head, and paints "4.5" and "5.5" on their heads. He drops the pole onto the floor, making a distinctive "CLANG" noise*

SMG: Oh yeah. That totally sparkles with me.

*Ski Mask Guy makes his way out of the room, and out the door, passing one of Wyatt's Wonder Twins in the process. He leaves out the back door, into the night, never to be seen again.*

*fade*

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(The scene shifts to the massive American Sunrise Radio complex in East Ely, Nevada, where Wyatt Cox is watching a Power & Glory training session, and an INC just manages to catch the last moments of it as P&G hit their Double Elimination finisher on a hopelessly overmatched but much bigger sparring partner)

Wyatt: Well done! Well done! Clio, make sure not to over rotate on the leg sweep, you'll lose control and hurt yourself or Edra. Otherwise, you two looked fantastic! Hit the showers and after that, we will take care of dinner!

(Wyatt’s phone goes off, he pulls it from his pocket and reads the message and smiles. As he heads toward the exit of the training area, Mary Lou stops him.)

Mary Lou: Wyatt, you were recently threatened by Alexis Darling, would you care to comment? 

Wyatt: First, Mary Lou, I'm pleased to welcome you into our organization here, where we treat our employees with dignity and respect, and not like they're a raw piece of meat. Second, though, I'm surprised that you're ambulatory after you and the girls celebrated their win last night. (Mary Lou blushes, then Wyatt continues after a brief pause) You know, there was a show that was quite popular back in the 90’s, and the tagline for that show was “the truth is out there”. Now, I fully believe the truth is out there, and what we see as reality is sometimes nothing more than a cleverly designed front, sometimes a distraction, sometimes for something...much more devious.

Wyatt: As our long time listeners to our radio program know, I have spent my life searching for the truth in many things. You would be surprised how certain people watch me. How many secret government lists the name Wyatt Cox pops up on. I have encountered people – people who outwardly appear respectable, but behind the facade are anything but – people like Firewoman and the Darlings more than once. Their response to question after question – any question – is violence. I have been threatened by Firewoman, Alexander Darling and now, most recently, Alexis Darling, but why? Is it because of a perceived agenda? Is it, as they want to claim, that I'm a leech, a parasite? Is it as they think I want to hook up to the rising Darling star, despite the fact that over one million people tune in to listen to me on their radios each and every morning? Or is it because I am coming too close to revealing the truth – a truth that they do not want revealed? 

Wyatt: Make no mistake about it, I will reveal the truth. And the truth will set us free. The pot has been stirred, the truth is out there, and I am not alone in my quest. 

Mary Lou: What do you mean by that? 

Wyatt: My dear Mary Lou, my dealings with tragedy have been well documented. For a long time I hated. I hated the people that were there that night, I hated the people in the industry, I hated myself. One day, I came to terms with things, I thought I had figured out my hate, I thought I had a handle on hatred, that I could control it. I was wrong. This man, he has taught me that hate is every bit the tool that wisdom is.

(The INC pulls back to reveal....Moosehead Jack?)

Mary Lou: MOOSE? But why……how…….. 

MHJ: It’s very simple. Before I was injured, I knew Mr. Cox was on the right path. He had come to the same conclusions I had come to, but no one wanted to listen to me. While I was recovering, I decided to give him a call, and soon enough, I was enjoying the benefits of his training techniques, and thanks to this man, whom others call crazy, I was able to rehab from my injuries faster than anyone thought possible. I owe Mr. Cox a debt of gratitude, and after I saw the Darlings respond to his questions with threats of violence…….I decided that the best way to repay that debt was to offer my services as……well let’s just call it protection 

Mary Lou: So, Wyatt, you are managing Moose? 

Wyatt: Managing is an archaic term. The only people I intend to manage are my wards, Power and Glory. Besides, I know this man’s history, he does not take direction well, he takes orders even worse. I am here to offer advice, whether Mr. Quinn takes it or not is entirely up to him. We have a common goal and a shared agenda, to be perfectly honest, and I am looking forward to working with him. The truth is out there, and now with the valued assistance of Moosehead Jack, the truth will be uncovered. And the truth shall set us all free. And may God have mercy on the soul of the OOWF.

(With this, Wyatt and Moose turn and walk out of the room and we...)

FADE

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Firewoman sits down next to Stank in the coffee shop, pushing a cup of his chosen morning brew in front of him. Hers is a caramel mocha, which has whipped cream and chocolate and caramel swirls on it.

S: That on your diet?

FW: Nothing wrong with a little indulgence.

S: THAT should be your catch phrase. Where's LD?

FW: I told him to be here in 30 minutes later.

S: Why?

FW: Because, you've been avoiding me.

S: What? No.....I gave a nice speech at your Grand Slam and everything.

FW: Yes but you haven't been running in the morning, or really hanging out or--

S: I know....

FW: In fact the last time I saw you other than the Grand Slam, was when you gave me my locket back, so I can't help but think that the avoidance is related to that incident.

S: You've been in therapy too long.

FW: That's what I keep telling them.

S: I've just been...busy, 'sall. I have a crazy brother too, you know, and--

FW: Lucas.

S: I hate it when you use my name. It never ends well.

FW: I think that you feel guilty that you came to me and told me that I killed a brother I don't even remember when I was like four.

S: Well, gee, when you put it that way...

FW: Not mad at you, Lucas.

S: I shouldn't have been the one to tell you.

FW: No...you shouldn't have been. But you did. And....I'm glad. So thank you.

S: Oh...You're welcome. I guess maybe Moose didn't know you forgot--

FW: So we got time to kill before LD gets here, you can tell me how things are with Jared?

S: You still don't remember anything?

FW: *sigh* Fine. Not really. Dr. Freedman has started again doing the hypno-regression stuff but all I remember so far is being really, really, really angry.

S: *laughs* Nothin' new there.

FW: Heh, no not really. Although....

S: Yeah....

The two fall into silence as they wait for LD to join them.

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Stank - Listen uh...

FW - Yes?

Stank -

FW -

Stank - Moose told us... LD and I... that shit was about to seriously go down between you two.

FW - So I've heard.

Stank - He asked us to stay out of it.

FW -

Stank -

FW -

Stank - Anyway... uh... just... just be careful.

FW - Does that mean you're going to stay out of it?

Stank - I think... I can only meddle in the Quinn's affairs but for so far.

FW - I see. "But for so far" meaning as far as breaking my brother's neck.

Stank - THAT was as much his fault as mine!

FW - Mmm hmmm.

Stank - Look I don't want to see either one of you kill the other... but in this instance I think Moose has to work out his issues with you for himself.

FW - And what about me?

Stank - Do you want us to get involved?

FW - I don't need- That is... I don't know. Do or don't. I don't care by this point.

Stank - Yes you do.

FW - Can we change the subject?

Stank - I'm not going to interfere.

FW - Because my brother asked you not to?

Stank - Yes.

FW - And what if I ask you to do the opposite?

Stank - You won't.

FW - So what are we talking about?

Stank - I suppose the potential politicization of the US Supreme courts ruling on the constitutionality of Obamacare.

FW - Don't get me started.

Fade

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We see Edra and Cilo walking down the Hallway of Random Encounters, hearing a voice coming from a nearby dressing room saying "Be careful, you know you can't trust him". They turn to see Matt Folz coming out of his dressing room.

Edra: Trust who? Uncle Wyatt?

Cilo: Why can't we trust him?

MF: I wasn't talking about Wyatt, I was talking about Moose. The man is a sociopath, he dosen't care about anyone. I find it hard to believe that, as talented as you are, that he suddenly cares about your well being. He's using you and Wyatt, I don't know for what, but he's clearly got something in mind.

C: Why do you care?

MF: To be perfectly honest, I don't give a shit. If you want to listen and take advice from someone who couldn't possibly care less about you, more power to you. I just hate to see talent wasted.

E: You really think we're talented?

MF: I do. You're a very very good young tag team, and also you're using the most badass tag finisher ever, so that's another point in your favor. Good luck on Wednesday.

Folz extends his hand, as the girls look at eachother and then back at him cautiously.

MF: Given my reputation, I don't blame you for being hesitant. But no tricks, I swear.

Both shake hands with Folz.

E: Hey, maybe you're not such a bad guy after all. Good luck to you as well Mr Folz.

MF: I appreciate that, thank you, but you're wrong. Don't confuse my kindness with weakness. I meant everything I said, I do think you're a talented team and I do wish you luck during our match, but I am a bad guy. I fully admit that I'm an asshole. Not only that, but I'm an asshole on a bit of a losing streak. So if I have to break one of your ankles to win this match, I won't take any particular pleasure in it, but I'll do it. Nothing personal, just business. I'll see you Wednesday.

Folz walks away as we FADE

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(The happy American Sunrise entourage is back on the Gulfstream turboprop heading for Houston's William P. Hobby airport. The crew has stopped in Albuquerque and dinner has been delivered from the Farm and Table Restaurant. As the food arrives, Moose shakes his head.)

Moose: I don't get it.

Wyatt: What?

Moose: I see you and these girls eat like pigs.

Wyatt: And they don't gain any weight?

Moose: Well, females usually obsess over that.

Wyatt: Look at what their eating. Look how regularly I have them eating. Their metabolism is off the scale. They burn it almost as fast as I can feed them. The food combinations, the frequency, it all makes a huge difference.

Moose: Eating is eating.

Wyatt: Not necessarily. Look at these meals. Everything was raised withing 100 miles of this airport. All fresh food, nothing from a can. It makes all the difference.

(Wyatt points Moose at his Ribeye over roasted onion puree, sautéed fingerling potatoes & vanilla-rosemary bacon with a kohlrabi barbeque sauce and elephant garlic chips, Mary Lou's Spinach & strawberry salad with grilled chicken, candied pecans, lemon zest and goat cheese, drizzled with strawberry vinaigrette, Edra's Vegetable sauté over zucchini spaghetti with oyster mushrooms, sugar snap peas, tomatoes, seasonal greens, green garlic and a vegetable white wine broth, and Clio's Plate-sized cheese ravioli with mushroom spinach sauté & locally-made green chile sausage. Moose looks at his Pan-seared duck breast over apple puree served with an asiago polenta cake and braised red cabbage drizzled with honey port sauce, and wonders aloud.)

Moose: You don't think this is one of Stanley's relatives, do you? (Wyatt chokes on the thought and starts laughing)

Wyatt: You are incorrigible, you know that.

Moose: I have my moments.

Wyatt: Speaking of moments, thank you for standing up for us this morning.

Moose: Truth is truth, and you're on the right path.

Wyatt: Well, one gift deserves another.

Wyatt steps to the galley and pulls out a long box, much like long stemmed roses are delivered in.

Moose: We're not going to the prom, are we?

Wyatt: Open it.

(Moose opens the box and sees a Louisville Slugger with the top six inches wrapped in KDY Razor Wire. Below the wrap of Razor Wire is engraved HDB Mk IV)

Moose: I'm...touched.

Wyatt: Swing it in...their bad health!

(Moose carefully examines HDB Mark IV while Wyatt steps over to Edra who took notice of the little gift.)

Wyatt: Curious?

Edra: He treats that bat like it's a baby.

Wyatt: To him it is.

Edra: Can we talk?

Wyatt: Aren't we?

(Edra takes Wyatt back to the Galley)

Edra: Mary Lou thinks you don't like her.

Wyatt: Don't be ridiculous. Do you think I would have let her get this close to the two of you if I didn't think she was good people.

Edra: That's not what I mean...and you know it.

Wyatt: Oh. OH! Tell her the truth. Show her the video, explain what it did. Mind willing, but the body broken.

Edra: I don't think she cares.

Wyatt: Have the girl talk chat with her, and let me know. She's really sweet, but after the crap that Firewoman pulled on her, I don't want her hurt again.

Edra: Uncle Wyatt, you need someone nice in your life.

Wyatt: And I need some time before I jump into things...I'm not a kid like you two..

Edra: Yes, Uncle Wyatt. Do you need your Depends changed or shall I get your cane?

Wyatt: (in old man voice) Respect your elders, young lady, or I'll......what was I saying?

Edra: (laughing) Yes Uncle Wyatt.

Wyatt: MIKE, are you done yet?

Mike: Yessir, ready to go.

Wyatt: Keep it smooth between here and Hobby. I wanna finish this Ribeye...

(Wyatt sits down to finish his meal as Moose continues to examine HDB Mark IV and we...)

FADE

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<Moose walks out of the Gym at the compound looking over a now bloody HDBIV. From inside we hear the screams of a poor unfortunate worker. As he walks, Mary Lou stops him, Moose doesn’t stop running his fingers over HDBIV, he just starts talking>

Truth is a funny thing. To one man it can be the foundation of his beliefs. The strength behind his morals, the comfort that he finds in life. And yet, to another man, these truths can be a hodgepodge of nonsense, not worth the time to consider them, let alone accept them as beliefs.

Throughout time, men have been crucified, some quite literally, for their beliefs. Wars have been fought, blood has been shed all in the name of truths that men have held as their beliefs.

A wise man will not select one truth and make it his belief, holding to it stubbornly for eternity. A wise man will gather truths from everywhere and mold them into his beliefs.

When I was in Japan, I gathered truths from Poe. I listened to him, some of his beliefs I rejected, others I accepted and they became my own.

When I came to the OOWF, I listened to Ecosystem. I weighed his words, I considered how his ideas fit into my idea of truth. I accepted some, I rejected others.

When Mr. Cox came to the OOWF, I listened to what he had to say. I understood his past, I listened to what he said. I listened to his truth. I accepted some of it, I rejected other parts of it.

The fact is, I am here because I want to be here. Mr. Cox has come in with some radical ideas, a unique perspective on the OOWF. He voiced those opinions and some were quick to characterize him as a charlatan. A leach. A parasite on the OOWF. Did those people listen to what he was really saying? Or did they just hear what he said and decided they didn’t WANT to listen?

Lisa, I have said it before, you can ignore me all you want. I am not going away. You say you don’t remember our brother? Is it because you don’t really remember, or because you don’t WANT to remember? Day by day you grow further and further from the truth. The truth of what we both are. You were so desperate to get away from what you are that you erased one family member from your mind completely, and turned your back on the other one.

Just remember this Lisa……we mocked Rose and Sean for the way they coped with Patrick. Sean tried to drown Patrick with whiskey and Rose tried to erase him with heroin. What have you done? Therapy? Medication? You heard him, you knew what it was, and yet, you turned your back on him too. You are no better than they are. You can say what you want about me, you can say I am a lunatic, you can say I am a monster, you can say I nearly let Patrick end my career. But at least I listened.

That is the truth.

Trust me.

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Alexander is sitting in the Darling Luxury Suites listening to music and meditating. Fire comes in.

AD: How was your coffee date?

FW: Meh.

She goes over to the trashcan and appears to start just cleaning out the scraps of paper in her pocket, unwrapping them to see if they're important. Mindless stuff.

AD: What about that hypnotism stuff?

FW: Hypno-regressive therapy.

AD: Yeah that.

*Fire stops playing with scraps of paper and looks around*

FW: What's up with these walls?

AD: That good, huh?

FW: Seriously...have they always been this color?

Alex looks around awkwardly.

AD: I...I don't know. I guess when they painted them--

FW: It's just ....this is a really bad color in this lighting, and doesn't capture the sunlight in the west window at all.

AD: Well it's only for a few days and--

FW: LUCKY!!

Alexander jumps at interruption, and Lucky comes in from the other room.

L: Yeah boss?

FW: What do you think about these walls?

L: Um....*he looks at Alex, who shrugs*...they seem to hold up the ceiling adequately?

FW: No, Lucky...the COLOR. What about the color?

L: Oh it's...uh.....*looks at Alex who gives him a sign*...It's...HIDEOUS! Terrible.

FW: Great....You agree.

L: I...do?

FW: Yes, get a Sherwin Williams catalog and find a color that works.

L: You got it.

Lucky leaves.

AD: Fire, this isn't REALLY our place. We can't really paint the walls here, and we'll be gone in like three days anyw--

He's interrupted by Lucky coming in with ... a Sherwin Williams catalogue. Fire grabs it from him, flips through the pages and points to one.

FW: That one.
Armagnac.

L: You got it.

Lucky leaves again and Fire goes back to playing with scraps of paper. Alexander stands up, and walks toward her.

AD: I'm sure there's some psycho-babble term that this whole thing defines, but we can't paint these suites, they aren't really ours and--

Before he can finish, Fire tosses one more thing into the trash can and backs off. Suddenly several large bangs echo through the room, and Alexander ducks for cover. After they're done, which takes a considerable amount of time, Fire can barely contain her laughter.

AD: What...the FUCK....

FW: Isn't that AWESOME! Do you know there is an ENTIRE holiday coming up and the ENTIRE point of it is to blow shit up?

AD: WHAT?

FW: I know!!!! I gotta go show this to the guys in the Destroyitarium. You comin'?

Firewoman nearly skips out the door. Alexander catches his breath, and then the thought of her doing the same thing in the Destroyitarium, makes him smile, and he goes out after her.

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We come up in the Destroyatorium, where we see Dashing Victor Deniro playing with Shotglass. He pauses as he hears the door open and we see Edra and Clio enter. They look around, and then pout.

Edra: I was hoping Ashley and Spencer would be here.

Clio: Me too.

DVD: Nope, just me and the big guy at the moment, the girls are helping Lobo unload the truck.

At this point, Danny comes in carrying a keg on his shoulder, he nods to the girls before heading behind the bar to hook it up. Vic takes this moment to head over to the girls, where he begins talking in a hushed tone so that Danny won't overhear.

DVD: I don't think we have formerly met, but all in all you seem like sweet girls, and I always appreciate having some more dames around, but you aren't welcome here.

Both the girls look shocked at this.

Edra: What?

Clio: Why not?

DVD: Danny, Lobo, the girls, they have an open door policy, but I'm getting tired of getting beat up in my own home. You two seem to be okay, but quite frankly I don't trust the company you keep.

Edra: Uncle Wyatt can be a little rough around the edges, but he's really a good guy.

Clio: Yeah, give him a chance and you will see what a good guy he is.

DVD: I'm more concerned with his new running buddy Moosehead Jack.

Vic starts to pull up part of his shirt.

Clio: Umm, You may be barking up the wrong tree, Mr. Dinero.

DVD: Funny (he pulls up his shirt some more revealing a nasty scar underneath his armpit) This is from when Mr. Jack crucified me with barbwire from the ring.

Edra and Clio frown a little at seeing this.

DVD: (pulls his shirt back down) He didn't do that because I was a threat, or because he was seeking revenge, he did it because it amused him. The man is a raging psycho. So as long as he's around you, you won't be around here.

At this point Danny sees the conversation getting intense, and begins to head over with some water bottles in hand. Vic holds up a hand to stop him.

DVD: It's okay Danny, the girls where just leaving. (turns to them) Right?

The girls look like they might argue, then stop.

Edra: It was nice seeing you Mr. Taylor.

Clio: Tell Ashley and Spencer we said hi.

With that they leave. Vic turns back to Danny who shoots him a questioning look.

DVD: I will explain later.

Danny doesn't seem to like this answer, but they go back to setting up the bar, and some time passes. Firewoman and Alexander enter the bar, and Danny smiles and waves to them.

Fire: Hey Danny, there is a holiday coming up that fits your gimmick so perfect.

Danny raises an eyebrow in question as Vic walks over to great the Darlings.

Fire: It even has your catchphrase.

With that Fire throws one of her poppers down and it goes off with a loud Boom. This startles Vic who jumps back landing on his ass.

Fire: See Catchpharase.

With that, both Alex and Danny start chuckling as Vic sits in shock. Fire heads over to talk more holiday stuff with Danny, as Alex offers Vic a hand up.

DVD: (under his breath) Maybe Danny has the right idea when it comes to broads.

Alex just smirks at this as the scene

FADES

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Mary Lou leaves the American Sunrise suites with a number of packages to deliver. She starts out at the Destroyitarium where she hands a package for Dashing Victor Dinero with a note.

Victor:

I understand your issues with our association with Moosehead Jack. However, my girls need to understand getting to that next level; to cope with a demon. Who better to understand the issues associated with personal demons than Moosehead Jack.

Further, you yourself sought assistance from one of your enemies in being prepared for conflict, so is there not something to the saying that the enemy of my enemy is my friend?

Truth is found in places not always happy and pretty. Sometimes we have to go to very dark places to find the truth. Such is my association with Moosehead Jack. The results so far have been...enlightening, but you will find out when others do.

In the interim, please accept the enclosed as a peace offering. Use it in good health.

All The Best,

Wyatt

Victor starts to pitch the package but decides to open it instead. Inside he finds:





Victor looks at the items and quickly shoves them in his pockets, not sure what to think as the scene shifts to Matt Folz's dressing room, where Mary Lou hands a box to Folz which also carries a note.

Matt:

For a self-professed Asshole such as yourself to show the courtesy that you have to Power and Glory, I personally think you are being too hard on yourself.

Your skepticism is understandable. But the truth is seldom found at Disneyland, but in the coldest, cruelest parts of the world. You of all people should understand that.

Please accept this small token of my esteem along with something for the lovely lady in your life.

All the Best,

Wyatt

Folz opes the package to find:





Folz smirks

Folz: Nice. Damn fool must have more money than sense.

The scene shifts to GM Selena's office where Mary Lou delivers her last two boxes. She quickly bypasses Chuckles, drops the two boxes on Selenas Desk, and quickly leaves. Selena reads the note attached to one box.

Selena:

Many thanks for the kindness and courtesy that you and Omar showed the girls and me last week. The fact that you stoppped by our suite to say hello meant so much to the girls, and the converation with Omar verified so many things to me.

I also want to thank you for not piling on in the crush to condemn us for having an association with your Uncle Moose. You of all people understand the need to learn from different perspectives, and Moose certainly has one. His perspective is not all that unusual, taken time to understand it.

Enjoy this small gift enclosed, and give the second box to Chuckles...after you light the fuse, that is...

All The Best,

Wyatt

Selena opens the first box and finds:



Selena: Ooooooo, pretty.

Selina sees the fuse sticking out of the box, and can't help herself. She opens it to see:



Selena: Oh Chuckles! Take this box to the Darling Suites, would you?

As Selena hands the box to the clown, she lights the fuse

Selena: Oh, you better hurry. And smile for the camera.

Chuckles: (seeing the sputtering fuse) JUH?

Chuckles barely makes it out the door and into the hallway before the package starts to explode

Selena: I LOVE Fireworks. Yay!

The fireworks continue as we...

FADE

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(The scene is a darkened room. Wyatt Cox, wearing a black suit, walks out of the darkness toward the camera)

Wyatt: You couldn't leave well enough alone. You had to treat us like enemies just because we wanted something simple...like the truth. Well, now you have something to fear. Power and Glory, with the help of Moosehead Jack...and others...are ready to wreak havok on the OOWF. Tonight, Midweek Mayhem, Power and Glory face their toughest challenge yet. Three teams. The Ladies face two tough former members of Cubby McTootsalot's protective group, Matt Folz and JP Sparxx, and Former World Champion Stank and Attitude Adjuster....

(Edra walks out of the darkness in a black pantsuit to Wyatt's right and puts a hand on his shoulder)

Edra: Mr Folz, we appreciate your courtesy and welcome to the OOWF. But don't dismiss us as just another couple of Divas. We know our craft, and are learning more every day. You think we can't be vicious? How's that arm doing? Fully recovered? Want to see how well I've learned a Fujiwara armbar? And Mr Sparxx? How are you and your girlfriend doing? Recovering from your...headaches? One Flapjack Bulldog could take care of that headache...permanently.

(Clio walks out of the darkness in a matching black pantsuit to Wyatt's left and puts a hand on his other shoulder)

Clio: Mr Mann, we respect you. You are a former world champion and a Grand Slam Champion. But how are those knees doing? We watched Mr Moose try to reverse all that knee surgery a few weeks ago in Canada. I wonder how long those knees would last in an Indian Death Lock. And Mr Capps...

(Clio begins laughing)

Wyatt: Clio!

Clio: I'm sorry, Uncle Wyatt. But all the tape we've been watching on Mr Capps....

Wyatt: I know, I know...

Clio: (Composing herself) OK. You know, there are some people who question whether or not we should be here, but the truth of the matter is that Mr Capps is in over his head. Mr Capps, I nearly killed a pervert just like you back in Kansas. Back there, it was considered a crime. But if I do the same thing here to you tonight, it's considered just another day in the office.

Wyatt: Whatever happens tonight, live on Midweek Mayhem from Houston Texas, the wrestling world will discover that Power and Glory are not a fluke, not a flash in the pan, but are not only the most dominant tag team in the truest sense of the word, but are the future of this business. Brains, Beauty, they know what to do in the ring, and most importantly, they can turn it up a notch and get violent if they need to. Power and Glory know if things get too rough, they can release the demon...and God help anyone in that ring if they do.

(Wyatt steps forward from the ladies and picks up a Halliburton off the floor.)

Wyatt: We've been telling you the truth is out there. Well, we've found yet another piece of the puzzle. Next Wednesday night we'll reveal the latest truth against the Darlings.

(Wyatt is joined on camera by Mary Lou, who puts his arm around his waist)

Wyatt: What kind of good guy drags a journalist into the general managers office, throws her into a desk, and then worldwide on OOWF-TV slanders her reputation in a phone call to a fellow wrestler? Well, Mrs Darling—OH, I'M SORRY – MS Darling, Mary Lou has something to say to you...

Mary Lou: What you did, Ms Darling, was uncalled for, outside the bounds of professional conduct, and hurt my reputation and my family. Wyatt here promises he will take care of that. But on the other hand, thank you. Now, instead of flying economy on some lousy cheap airline and living in a dormitory, I get to fly first class in Wyatt's personal Gulfstream and luxury accomodations at a salary three times what I made as a SFJ.

(Mary Lou reaches up and kisses Wyatt on the cheek. She moves to stand in front of the much taller Wyatt as Edra and Clio step forward and take their spots beside Wyatt.)

Wyatt: This is why MY employees stay. Because I know how to take care of them. And mark my word, Power and Glory will take care of business tonight, 8pm Eastern time, Midweek Mayhem. Mr Folz, Mr Sparxx, Jewel, Mr Mann, Mr Capps, be prepared, because the Power and the Glory are ready to take their rightful spot as a full member of the OOWF roster, and rule the Tag Team ranks forever!

Everyone: A-MEN!

FADE

[BookerShark]

FADE up on the set of OOWF Newsbreak where former AWA announcer Marty O’Neil is shuffling papers. The theme starts and O’Neil looks up into the camera.

MO: “Good afternoon, everyone, and welcome to OOWF Newsbreak sponsored by Columbia Pictures, a Sony Pictures Entertainment company’s The Amazing Spider-Man[/b], in theaters July 7th.”

O’Neil faces camera left. A monitor can be seen behind him.

MO: “My guest today, as always, is former OOWF Heavyweight Champion, and current tag team partner of Mai Muyo, The Crusher Stan Fulton.”

Fulton appears on the monitor behind O’Neil and O’Neil turns to face the monitor.

MO: “Thanks for joining us today, Stan, from Houston, Texas, site of Midweek Mayhem tonight. Stan, you and Mai face Justin Sane and Awesome Bill From Dawsonville again. Your thoughts?”

SF: “Marty, Mai and I will take on whomever our esteemed General Manager puts in front of us. However, I feel that our tag team division is in jeopardy if we keep facing the same teams every other week. Wyatt Cox said something to the same effect earlier this month.”

MO: “Let’s get into that right here. You and Mai have been associated with, then not, then with again, Mr. Cox and his team, Power & Glory. Where does that association stand at the moment?”

SF: “Frankly, Marty, I’m not sure. Wyatt has said he has a place for Mai and myself, but now he’s got Moosehead Jack riding shotgun along with a former SFJ. That plane he bought is getting a might crowded. Mai and I learned a lot when we trained with Clio and Edra and I would hope we can do so again.

“Though I don’t believe Wyatt has room for two tag teams. He wants for Power & Glory exactly what Mai and I want. The OOWF Tag Team Championships. Having all four of us after the same thing would make it hard to single one team out for the titles.

“And as for this week, we’ve flown coach from Illinois to Texas. Not the first time, not the last. Mai and I will be fine no matter what happens.”

MO: “So what happens when Mai and Stan face Power & Glory?”

SF: “We tear the house down. Match of the Year candidate. The finals of the OOWF Tag Team Tournament, I’d guess. Mai and I fulfill our destiny by becoming Champions.”

MO: “Tag Team tournament?”

SF: “Eventually Alex and Fire fight, divorce and dissolve their tag team. Stripped of the titles.”

MO: “You booking the OOWF now?”

SF: “I wish. No, just watching what’s happening. I can read the signs.”

MO: “Let’s move on. The New Guard for all intents and purposes is no more. What happened there?”

SF: “Marty, a lot of things happened. We all realized that one, the purpose of the group wasn’t really being in the fore. And two, we all got tired of Chris Evans being a complete tool. We should have realized this before. But I trusted Matt Folz’s judgment and he said Chris was on the level. Matt got fooled. We all did.”

MO: “Do you hold any grudges against them?”

SF: “Against the New Guard? No, not really. Chris was who he is. He cannot be held accountable for being true to himself. He’s always been a tool and he always will be.

“Matt has been my friend, my tag partner, my enemy. At the 500th show we put on a tag team clinic. Someday we’ll team again.

“J-P. Now there’s a dude that I didn’t like at all before coming on board the New Guard. Then I got to know him and his lovely lady, Jewel. They’re good people. J-P needs me, I’ve got his back.

“Kai and Aina. Now there are two guys I do hold a grudge against. What they did to me and Kayfabe was unforgivable. What they did to my head with the sledgehammer, more so. So yeah, of anyone in the New Guard I have a problems with those two lolos and their mahu.”

MO: “Any last comments, Stan? We’re just about out of time.”

SF: “Sure, Marty. First, thanks for having me on today. Second, Justin Sane and Awesome Bill. We’ll have a great match tonight. Loser buys the winner a keg of pine cone party likker. Oh, and Bill. NASCAR watching party at my hotel room on Saturday night for the Kentucky race.

“Third, Wyatt. Still waiting for that phone call. Fourth, Alex, Fire? Mai and I are coming for those titles. I don’t imagine you’ll be holding them when we finally get there, but don’t nick ‘em up.”

MO: “Thanks, Stan.”

The monitor fades to black as O’Neil turns back toward camera one.

MO: “That’s all for OOWF Newsbreak. I’m Marty O’Neil. Have a great afternoon.

FADE

[BookerShark]

*Ghosthead roams the halls of the OOWF, carrying his Onslaught Championship belt over his shoulder, when he is approached by a brave SFJ*

abSFJ - A moment of your time if you please?

GH - Speak.

abSFJ - Any thoughts on your match tonight?

GH - Tonight I face the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion who likes to speak of truths. The truth is he is an agent of chaos, a servant of atrocity, both elements from which I navigate, and thrive. This match will serve as an microcosm of the cataclysm which pervades, and as a harbinger of the Blood Moon rising.

abSFJ - You've talked about this... Blood Moon rising thing before while facing Firewoman. What does Blood Moon rising refer to?

GH - You will find out... just like everybody else.

abSFJ - Okay... any final words for your opponent tonight?

GH - Yes... tonight's match is free from the constraints of the championship I hold. I would hope the... purity... of this title does not blind you to the fact that I am more than capable of engaging you in any type of match you dictate Moosehead Jack. I suspect it does not having held this title yourself. Now I am aware that you seek to elevate the DDT championship by baptizing it in the sort of violence that lends itself away from its oftentimes comedic past. Tonight the canvas is set... let us both paint it red. Then you too will know that the challenge you've set forth for your title... is well met.

abSFJ - Thank you for your time.

*Ghosthead looks as if he has more to say, but instead chooses to walk away as the camera fades.*

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[BookerShark]

<Moose is sitting in the back in Houston, Texas, lacing up his boots and drinking a beer. From off camera, we hear a voice>

V: Goddamn, every time I see you, you get uglier and uglier

<Moose looks up, a snarl on his face, which is immediately replaced by a big grin. He gets to his feet and extends his hand>

MHJ: Jake, how the hell are ya? I figured you would be prison by now

JW: They can catch me, but they can’t keep me. Just got out of a stretch in Joliet a few weeks ago.

MHJ: I am surprised you are allowed in Texas after that little……..incident

JW: Yes well……the statute of limitations is a wonderful thing

MHJ: Missed you at the 500th, I figured you would stop by

JW: Well, while I am a free man in Texas, Indianapolis is a different story. How is the lovely Ms. Blue anyway?

MHJ: Doing well enough to kick your ass

JW: <grinning> I do love me a woman with spirit! Speaking of, whats with those Edra and Clio women? And your manager Wyatt?

MHJ: Edra and Clio are the future of the OOWF. Those ladies have it together. As for Wyatt, not a manager, just an associate

JW: You never did take orders well

MHJ: Neither did you. Look, I have to go meet SFJ13 for a damn interview, hang here, help yourself to a brew, I’ll be back in a few minutes

<Moose leaves and Jake cracks open a beer. He barely has a sip when a Random Sexy Female Journalist walks up to him>

RSFJ: Jake Walker, what brings you back to the OOWF?

JW: Just passing through, thought I would see for myself that that old sonofabitch is still alive

RSFJ: What do you mean?

JW: I mean, I thought he was done. I thought when Stank dropped him on his head……

Voice: You thought what?

<Stank walks into the room, Jake extends his hand, but Stank eyes him suspiciously, then grabs a beer>

JW: I thought you were going to be the one to finish off Moosehead Jack. I thought that was it, he crawled away to die like a wounded animal. Never thought I would see him again

Stank: You underestimate him

JW: No, but every man has his breaking point, I thought that was his

Stank: <shaking his head> Not even close. I’ve never seen anything like it honestly. I know he feels pain, I have been in the back with him after a match, he’s human, but gotdamn if he doesn’t fucking ENJOY it

<cut to SFJ13 and Moose in front of the OOWF banner, Moose has the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Title on his shoulder>

SFJ13: Moose, tonight you face Ghosthead in a match for neither the DDT or Onslaught title. Would you care to comment on that?

MHJ: <Moose thinks for a moment then speaks> Family is a strange thing, isn’t it? My own blood has turned her back on me, content to be something she’s not than to face the truth. In her place, I have LD Williams and Stank. Now, I know a lot of people think I am crazy for counting Stank as family given what went down between us, but sometimes brothers have to throw down to get their point across. So Ghost, that makes us something like kin.

Now, I know what you are thinking, you don’t want any part of it. I have seen your issues with your brother, and they are yours and yours alone. I have no desire to get involved in your family troubles when I have plenty of my own. I just know what could be. <Moose holds up four fingers> Not the Horsemen. Never another Five, but you also know what could be.

SFJ13: That is cryptic. Any thoughts on the match?

MHJ: I tried to get GM Selena to let me defend this title, but she felt that it was not a good idea. That is the last time she will tell me when or where I can defend this. Ghosthead, I know what you can do in the ring, I welcome the challenge. Win or lose, I know you will bring your best, anything less would be an insult to both of us.

Trust me

<Moose turns and walks away, and we cut back to Jake and Stank>

JW: And then, he gets up, calmly walks over to the guy sitting on the bike, and KICKS HIS FUCKING BIKE OVER!

Sta: Shut up

JW: Swear to God. The guy was floored. Moose just stood there and dared him to get up. The guy didn’t even move, damndest thing I have ever seen.

Sta: <taking the last beer> Well, I remember one time we were up in Canada, Yellowknife I think, Me, Moose and LD were sitting in a bar and these lumberjacks come in…….

MHJ: <walking into the room> the lumberjack story again……..you never get tired of telling that one, do you?

Sta: I have never seen LD so pissed off.

MHJ: He made the guy apologize to his boots. That was epic. Where is LD anyway?

Sta: Haven’t seen him. Moose, can we talk for a minute?

MHJ: Sure, Jake, you mind? There’s a great dive down the road, we’ll head there in a few

JW: Nah, I’ll wait out in the hall

Sta: Look…….this thing with you and Fire……

MHJ: Let me ask you this, what would you think if I tried to sort out the shit between you and Ghost?

Sta: That’s not the same

MHJ: He’s family, it IS the same.

Sta: <sighing>

MHJ: Don’t go down the same road Lisa and I are going. Like I just told him, you know what could be, and you know what is holding it back

Sta: It’s not that easy

MHJ: Did he marry the man that kidnapped and tortured you? Did he turn his back on you and your entire family and pretend to be something he’s not? Did he erase a sibling from his mind so he wouldn’t have to be bothered with the memory?

Sta: No

MHJ: Then it IS that easy

<Stank sits in silence for a minute just letting the words sink in>

MHJ: Look, call LD and come to the bar with us, get your mind off the OOWF for a minute

Sta: <snapping to> yeah, ok

MHJ: Good, you’re buying. You owe me at least that much for breaking my neck, asshole

<Moose laughs and walks away. Stank yells after him>

Sta: NEXT TIME I WILL BREAK IT EVEN WORSE!

<Stank seems to be lost in thought for a minute, then pulls out his cell and dials a number, and we fade>

[BookerShark]

Firewoman is WALKING~! down the hall, TALKING~! on her smartphone (endorsement pending).

FW: No, Chad, we'll be there at the Children's Hospital Thursday.........Yes, we. I'll drag Alex along by the hair if I have to.................Well, that's one reason I like that he's growing it longer, yeah..........okay, that's none of your business *giggles*........Oh, I know.....people have been predicting divorce for us for months now.....whatevs.......

Firewoman turns a corner and Noelani is standing there. Noelani smiles. Firewoman smiles at her. Neither smile is actually very friendly.

FW: Lemme call you back, cowboy. Just tell the hospital we'll be there.

She hangs up.

FW: Look...

N: Fire....don't make this any harder than what it has to be.

FW: Okay.

N: Thank you.

FW: Huh?

N: For having Flying Hawaiians' back...for having MY back...after you and Alex won the belts. You could have just left afterward and let New Guard destroy us, but you didn't. So....thank you.

FW: Wow.....did you rehearse that all morning?

N: Fine. Be a raging bitch.

Noelani starts to storm off. Fire rolls her eyes.

FW: Wait.

Noelani stops and slowly turns around with an icy stare.

FW: I'm .... sorry. I'm not used to you being sincere.

N: I'm not used to you doing the right thing.

FW: Well, it wasn't my idea. It was Alex's.

N: You guys are good influences on each other.

FW: Maybe.

N: ...

FW: ...

N: ...

FW: What?

N: This is the part where you say that Kai, Aina, and I make a good team.

FW: Oh...well, I'm trying this whole honesty thing these days, and if you can't say something nice, don't say it at all, so....

N: You don't think we make a good team? Who's the weak link you think? Kai. It's Kai. He is such an egomani--

FW: No, I think you're the problem.

N: Come again?

FW: I think you are a bad influence on them both. I think you divide their focus and break up one of their biggest strengths, their almost psychic connection with one another. When you were around before they didn't have it.

N: Really. Well, what the hell do you know anyway.

FW: I've known them as wrestlers longer than you have. You weren't around when we were all with NOAH. They are nowhere near the talent or threat with you in the picture. The best thing you could do for them, if you REALLY want to help them is....well,....leave.

Noelani get angry...really angry...and goozles Firewoman against the wall, catching Fire just a bit off guard.

N: Yeah? Think about this, Lioness. Tonight, my boys are going to take those titles back. How's that gonna sparkle for ya?

Firewoman pulls at Noelani's hand around her throat, causing Noelani to smile, but her smile starts to fade as Firewoman starts to laugh.

FW: Go for it. As long as you're in the picture, they will NEVER get these belts back.

To punctuate this, Fire spits in Noelani's face. This causes Noelani to loosen her grip enough for Fire to head-butt her (the right way), bloodying but not breaking her nose, knocking her down. Fire starts to walk toward her, but stops.

FW: Hm....I think you're right. You know, a year ago, I would have stomped you into a bloody pulp. Now I'm just going to stand and laugh.

Sparkle that, bitch. See you and your boys in the ring.

Fire walks away as we faaaaaaaaaade.

[BookerShark]

We cut to Matt Folz sitting in his dressing room, catching up on the latest batch of promos.

MF: First of all, Mr Cox, let me pass on both Jaime's and my appreciation for your generous gifts. Completely unneccessary but very thoughtful, thank you. Edra, Cilo, let me assure you that the LAST thing I would ever do is call you "Divas". You're certainly way more talented than that. You're a very impressive young tag team, and I'm anticipating all of us going out and tearing the house down. However, like I said, I'm sick of losing. I don't care if it's one of you, AA, or Stank... but this losing shit stops tonight and I AM making one of you tap out.

Stan, I owe you an apology. Had I known that Chris's ego was going to grow so out of control, I never would have recruited you into the New Guard. I wish you and Mai the best of luck as a team, and if you ever need help along the way, both of you have my number.

Fade

[BookerShark]

*Stank is on his cellphone.*

Stank - Yes I know Alan... .... .... yep... ..... ...... .... I get it.... .... well then why don't YOU cut the promo?... ... ...

.... .... five and counting.. .... .. yes I know he's done five promos.... HA! HA! HA!

I know right?... .... five less than usual.. ... ..

..... seriously?.... .... ... no I don't....

.... I'm always the straight man when it comes to you... .... is that Donnie I just heard in the background?

.... I KNOW HE'S NOT A HOMO!.. ... ... what are you-....

huh? WHAT? How the hell?

.... no... NO.. DON'T YOU DARE put MARIO on the PH- HAAYYYYYYYY Mario... Yes I know itsa you... .... ....How's it shakin?...

.... uh huh.... uh huh... uh huh... well that's just the stupidest shit I've ever heard...

... ... you tell Wiggler I said that's racist. Hammer Bro is not THAT bad..

... uh huh.... who gives a flying fuck WHAT Diddy Kong thinks? Put Attitude Adjuster back on the phone...

... I don't care Mario... .... ... ... ... ... fine BIRDO...

... because that's who first popped in my head.... fuck you too. Put ALAN back on the phone!.... ....

... Alan... .. why did you do that? It was bad enough when Juni put that spritefucker on the phone with me... .... .... ... I suppose technically in 3D, who gives a shit?... ... sure...

.... .... yes... ... yes I'm aware this promo is better... ... right.... let's just try to win tonight okay?....

Because you're you... ... ... I'm hanging up now... buh bye.

*Jake, LD, and Moose stare at Stank while they all sit waiting for their drinks.*

Stank - What?

Fade

[BookerShark]

(Edra and Clio are doing some last minute stretching in their dressing room as Wyatt comes up to the camera)

Before we get started here, I just wanted to say HI to a couple of fans in Texas. Hope everything goes well for you. Edra and Clio and I have you in our thoughts and prayers.

I also want to say HI to Stan. I would have called you when I got in, but it seems Mr Moose got a little carried away with his new toy.

(Wyatt holds up what probably used to be his Straight Talk cell phone)

Who knew he didn't like Richard Cheese? ( youtu.be/o39etJFlW7k )

Anyway, Mary Lou is on her way to Wal-Mart to pick up another phone, so call me after the matches tonight. I'd call you, but the number is...well... (Wyatt holds up the phone) in there somewhere...

As to Mr Moose, well, as he and I have said, he's an associate. In rehab my first thought was that he could help Edra and Clio control their demon. But Mr Moose had a better idea. He taught them how to let it out...how to use it...for their own benefit.

Mr Moose also shares a common goal with us. Revealing the truth about the Darlings.

Our investigators are working hard on the trail of yet another example of how the Darlings like to be all nicey nice in front of the cameras, but behind them, they're evil. More than I could ever think of being.

The truth is out there...or, shall I say...(holding up a Halliburton...the truth is IN HERE. And that truth will set the OOWF free....Now if you'll excuse us, we have a ceremony to prepare for...

The camera fades and time passes. When the camera returns to the scene, there is a single candle lit in the dressing room of Power and Glory. Edra and Clio are dressed and appear to be in a trance. We hear Wyatt speaking to them.

This is your moment. This is your time. Today is the day that we prove that Power and Glory are for not just pretty faces, but wrestling machines. Today we prove that the faith that has been placed in you is deserved..Stay focused, stay refreshed. Keep a fresh person in the ring at all times. When the bell rings, the four menand one woman across the ring from you are your enemies. Remain intense, remain focused. Do whatever it takes to win. Listen for my voice, my direction. Follow the directions. Protect yourselves, protect each other, but unless we are in danger, keep the demon at bay unless I direct otherwise.

When I count backwards from five, you will awaken, focused on the flame, totally refreshed, relaxed, and confident in your abilities. Edra, Clio, you will be filled with the Power and Glory that our weeks of training have brought out. No fear, just faith. Above all, stay safe and above all keep the demon at bay, but at the ready should we need him. And may God have mercy on all our souls if we do.

Five, you are beginning to stir, feeling alive as you never have. Four, your eyes are beginning to open, looking out onto a grand new stage. Three, you are filled with renewed energy, faith, and enthusiasm. Two, you find yourself reawakening more and more. And one, fully awake, refreshed, and ready to face the next challenge in your life.

Showtime.

FADE

[BookerShark]

<cut to the back of the arena where Bill is riding Drunkey, singing loudly, possibly drunk, it’s kind of hard to tell>

If I leave chere tomorra’
Would y’all still remember me?
Cuz I gotta be travelin on now
Just me and old drunk-eeeee
But if I stayed here with you all
Things can’t not be the same
Cause I got me some party likker now
An I’m fixin to team with Justin Saaaaane
And that ol boy just ain’t all sane
And that ol boy likes to ask for some change
Dammit I need some change!

<Justin walks out in front of Bill and Drunkey>

ABFD: Hell yeah! You ready to tear this up ol boy!

JS: Do you know who we are wrestling this week?

ABFD: Your Muyo and ol NASCAR Stan

JS: And you’re ready?

ABFD: Son, I was BORN ready!

JS: Let’s do this!

ABFD: Outstandener than hell!

[BookerShark]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Houston, Texas

MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. GHOSTHEAD

Moose and Ghost have a brief stare down, then Moose rears back and slaps Ghosthead. Ghosthead responds by tackling Moose to the mat and the brawl is on. GH mounts Moose and begins punching him repeatedly. Moose bucks him off and rolls to the floor. GH follows and gets caught with a chair shot to the head. He stumbles backwards into the announce desk. Moose raises the chair for a second shot, but GH kicks MHJ in the gut and sends him crashing into the ring steps. Ghost drags MHJ up, blasts him with a forearm, and hooks him for a suplex. Moose blocks the move and scoops Ghost up and plants him with a Michinoku Driver on the floor! Moose walks around ringside, then reaches under the ring… Oh No… he pulls out Happy Deth Bat IV! He holds the bat up and stares at it almost lovingly, then circles around to where Ghost head is pulling himself back up on the ring post. Moose swings wildy, but GH ducks and HDB makes an eerie sound as it connects with the steel post. Ghost kicks Moose in the gut and DDTs him into the ring steps. He tosses Moose over the guardrail and into the crowd. As he climbs over after him, Security Staff grab him and forcefully drag him back up the ramp. More Security Staff follow MHJ into the crowd, hopefully they find him.
WINNER – No Match

COMRADE SHARKOFF vs. EL LOBO SANGRIENTO

Lobo is out first to a nice pop from the oWn. Sharkoff is out next, led to the ring by Mila Kunis. Sharkoff climbs in the ring and begins swinging the chain wildly, clearing everyone out, including ELS. Sharkoff stops to lean over the ropes to jaw at lobo, when ELS grabs the chain and yanks, sending CS tumbling to the floor. Lobo grabs the chain and raises it high, then tosses it to the timekeeper before pounding Sharkoff with his fists and tossing him back inside the ring. Lobo follows up and we get a bell. Lobo continues with the advantage, backing Sharkoff into the corner for some Ric Flair Chop WHOOO’s European uppercut t follow up, then a Full Nelson Slam. Sharkoff kicks out of a cover and low blows Lobo. He armbars ELS and proceeds to deliver 2, 3, 4, 5 and then 6 quick-strike head butts to the masked man. Whip into the corner, and CS belly to belly suplexes ELS for a 2 count. Sharkoff winds up for a Sickle, but swings and misses. Lobo hits an atomic drop and hits the ropes for a flying forearm. CS rolls to the floor, but ELS is in hot pursuit. They trade blows, then Lobo sends CS crashing into the barricade. Lobo jumps onto the apron, runs it and somersaults off, crashing into Sharkoff and sending them both into the announce table. Lobo rolls Sharkoff back in. KICK! WHAM! BALA DE PLATA! He hooks the leg and gets the 3 count.
WINNER; in 8:21, El Lobo Sangriento

CHRIS EVANS vs. CROWING

Crowing and Evans lock up and we get a few minutes of good old fashioned chain wrestling, full of reversals and standing switches. Evans whips Crowing across the ring, then just tosses Crowing through the ropes to the floor. Crowing lands on his feet and greets Evans on the floor with a kneelift. Crowing backdrops Evans on the floor, then goes to whip him into the ring steps. CE reverses it and Crowing is sent crashing. Evans grabs a chair and smashes Crowing with it over and over and over. He crabs a second chair and rolls Crowing back into the ring. He sets Crowing up for the ONE MAN CON-CHAIRTO! The sickening thud echoes as Evans connects. Evans continues the assault with the chair. CE demands a microphone.

Evans: There’s only two ways this ends. Selena gets her ass out here and gives me a rematch whenever I want, or LD comes out here and hands me my fucking World Title! Until that happens, I WILL NOT STOP!

He accents the last words with more blows to Crowing’s head with the chair. Crowing has long since stopped moving, and CE has opened a nice gash on the back of his head. Evans paces the ring some more, pausing to clobber Crowing with the chair periodically. This continues for minute after agonizing minute, and the crowd has grown uncomfortably quiet.
OOWF Security comes out to ringside, and they surround the ring. Evans does not relent, and if anything, the blows get harsher. Then, men in white Stetson hats and wearing badges head down the ramp. On their cue, security enters the ring and subdues Evans. The Texas Rangers enter the ring and handcuff Evans and lead him away as EMT’s tend to Crowing.
WINNER by disqualification in 4:01 - Crowing

POWER & GLORY vs. STANK & ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. MATT FOLZ & JP SPARXX

This one is held under Texas Tornado rules, which means all 6 members are legal at all times. Stank & AA dominate early, tossing Folz into Glory and sending them crashing to the floor. Power tosses JPS into the corner and hits a handstand-momentum-swing-into-an-elbow drop. Stank grabs her and hits a Samoan drop, which AA follows with a fist drop. He covers, but Folz pulls him off. Stank grabs Folz and they go toe to toe trading blows for the next few minutes. J-P comes diving in the ring, taking down AA and Power with a dive off the top, only to me met on his feet by Glory with a snap DDT. Stank tosses Folz to the floor and follows him out. They begin brawling up the ramp. P&G fight with AA & J-P in the ring, J-P hits a suplex on Power, and Glory has AA tied up in a tree of woe. Power blocks a punch and whips J-P into the upside down AA. Folz drags Stank back to ringside and tosses Stank into the announce table. MF climbs in the ring to break up a pin attempt, then grabs Glory and puts her in an STF. AA grabs JPS and tosses him onto the floor, then tangles with Power. Glory reaches the ropes and gets a break from Folz. Folz starts kicking away at Glory, when he gets blasted by AA from behind. Folz and AA start trading punches as JP re enters the ring. Wrong Place, Wrong Time. He gets hit with a German Suplex by Power, and as he gets to his feet.. DOUBLE ELIMINATION! Glory makes the cover and Power blocks Stank from breaking up the 1…2….3!
WINNERS in 9:59; Power & Glory!

STAN FULTON & MAI MUYO vs. AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE & JUSTIN SANE

Mai and Justin start out, with Mai grounding JS pretty quickly with some stiff kicks and fast hands. She pulls him up for a tiger driver, then climbs to the top rope for a senton backsplash. Bill comes running in to break up the pin attempt at 1, but Mai manages to see it coming and lets Bill land the ax handle attack on his partner. She hits AB with an enziguri and tags in Fulton. He grabs Justin and hits a running power slam. He pulls JS up, hits an uppercut, then fluidly hits a sit-out stunner. Justin flops backwards far enough to let Bill tag himself in. Bill charges in and goes wild on Stan, punches, elbows, kicks, everything but the kitchen sink. Fulton gets backed into the corner, where Bill mounts the turnbuckle and proceeds to pound Fulton on the head. The crowd counts along.6…7…8…9… Before he hits 10, Fulton grabs Bill’s legs and plants him into the mat with a spine buster. Fulton hits a high delay vertical suplex, then drops a tree trunk leg across his chest. Stan covers for 2, and pulls Bill up intentionally. He throws him into the corner, where Mai has her boot propped on the turnbuckle, and it connects will Bill’s skull. She tags herself in and hits Bill with some hard knee strikes. He stumbles back and tags in Justin, who leaps over the ropes… right into a dropkick. Mai drags JS to her corner, tags Fulton, hits the End-Is-Here and watches as Stan comes bounding off the turnbuckle with The Crusher for the pin fall victory.
WINNERS; in 12:37; Stan Fulton & Mai Muyo

TEXPRESS vs. THE DRAGONS

The Dragons come down to a very nice reception. Texpress follows suit and we get Chad and Souldragon to start. SD backs Chad into the corner with his martial arts attack, having blistered Chad’s chest red early on. Chad bounces back and snaps off a couple of deep arm drags. They chain wrestle for a few moments, then SD grabs Chad and hits a Lung Blower. He tags in Blackdragon, who comes in to hit a series of German suplexes. Chad gets tossed across the ring and Zane tags in. HE locks up BD and tosses him into the ropes for a big boot. He follows with a power slam and then a thunderous knee drop from the middle rope. He press slams BD and throws him into the Dragon corner. SD tags in and goes right after Zane. He chops him across the chest, which Zane no-sells and returns the favor. They trade echoing chops back and forth until Zane grabs SD and sends him into the ropes. Chad tags in and the hit the Double Dropkick! Chad covers, but BD saves the match for his partner. Chad snaps off a triple dropkick on SD and hits a gordbuster. He ducks low behind SD and lifts him in the electric chair! Zane climbs to the top…. And hits the DROPKICK DEVICE! Who knew the big man had that in him! Chad makes the academic cover and Texpress picks up the win.
WINNERS; in 8:43; Texpress

After the match, they try to shake The Dragons hands, but they roll out in disgust. Chad and Zane hold 3 fingers in the air, and the crowd chants “Thee More Times” as they head up the ramp.

PHOENIX RISING vs. THE FLYIN HAWAIIANS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

“Sex Type Thing” by the Stone Temple Pilots begins to play as a video of a large wave plays on the Jumbotron. As the lyrics begin, the pyro explodes and Noelani leads her charges The Kai! and Aina to the ring. The Hawaiians mount the turnbuckles to a chorus of boos.

Next, A Perfect Circle’s “Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums” brings out the team of Alexander Darling and Firewoman, collectively known as Phoenix Rising. They raise their belts to cheers and take more time down the ramp, each working one side of the audience before entering the ring.

Both teams meet in the center of the ring as Alex and Fire hand their belts to referee Mel Creech Noelani begins running her mouth about how her boys were so cheated and how they are going to beat Phoenix Rising. Alex and Fire are rolling their eyes and start to turn until Noelani puts her hand on Fire's shoulder to stop her...and gets piefaced for her trouble. That sets off the Hawaiians and they start shoving and things take off from there. Creech finally gets Fire and Aina out of the ring and The Kai and Alex start out with a solid wrestling sequence ending up with The Kai taking Alex down with a rolling leg lariat that stuns the champ for a moment. The Kai tags in Aina and they pick Alex up and whip him into the ropes for a double clothesline, but Alex ducks it and tags Fire on the fly who mounts the top rope as Alex leaps for a Thesz Press on The Kai while Fire hits a picture perfect missile dropkick on Aina. Creech puts Alex and The Kai out while Fire and Aina launch into an extended chain wrestling sequence before Fire miscalculates a flying body press and Aina turns it into a powerslam. Aina tried to capitalize on the miscalculation by going to the top rope...

...when suddenly “Crusher” Blasts from the sound system and Stan Fulton and Mai Muyo come out onto the stage. The trash talking from afar distracts the Hawaiians and Fire comes up from behind and lands the Backstabber on Aina. Fire picks the big man up and pulls out the FIRESTORM. Alex takes out The Kai with a Darling Driver as Fire grapevines the legs for the Three Count!
WINNERS in 18:43 and STILL Tag Team Champions: Phoenix Rising

Fire and Alex retrieve their belts from the timekeeper and start up the ramp. Stan and Mai look at Fire and Alex and make the universal “Me want Belt” gesture. Fire and Alex continue up the ramp past the former New Guard members who are more focused on jaw jacking with the Hawaiians than the champs.

RICKY SOARING EAGLE vs. DANNY TAYLOR – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

Danny comes to the ring with Victor, and with lots of cheers. Instead of high fiving, though, Danny merely nods and keeps focused on the entrance. Ricky Soaring Eagle makes his appearance, Intercontinental Championship on his shoulder. He storms down the ramp to the ring, showing the belt off, and all that stuff.

Opening lock up and while Danny is clearly the bigger man, RSE is making up for it with sheer adrenaline. They both manage to power each other back and forth around the ring, Danny eventually being the one getting Soaring Eagle into corner, and controlling him with Big Show-esque chops to the chest. RSE ducks the last of these, and gets behind DDT, chop blocking him so that he falls face first into the ring post. RSE grabs him for a quick snap suplex, and then Garvin stomps him to keep him down. Instead of going for the pin though, RSE picks him up and then power slams him back down to the mat, and THEN goes for the pin. Danny kicks out at one and a half, and both men slowly get to their feet.

Another chain of big power house moves, as they exchange rope work, power bombs, suplexes. Danny again gets the upper hand, and lines RSE up for the Dynamite Drop. Once in the underhook though, RSE is able to counter, and turns around, falls to his knees getting Danny almost into a backslide. But ... not quite! Danny gets his feet down and with an amazing show of strength, gets back up to his feet, taking RSE with him! He can't quite get the underhook back, so instead settles for a saito suplex, and makes a pin, getting a one, almost two count. Both slowly get to their feet again and lock up. A few more big moves and Danny drop toe holds RSE after tossing him into the ropes. He gets ready to apply the TNT when ...

From out of nowhere it appears, Rabbit Mask appears and leaps into the ring, brandishing a chair. DDT and RSE get to their feet as the referee tries to order Rabbit Mask out of the ring, but Rabbit Mask ignores him. He simultaneously spits White Mist into Danny's face and hits RSE over the head with the chair. Both DDT and RSE hit the canvas and are unable to continue, so the referee has no choice but to call for the bell, and a no contest.
WINNER – No Contest in 15:18

LD WILLIAMS vs. RABBIT MASK – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

Rabbit Mask remains in the ring and watches the OOWF Medical staff help Danny and Ricky Soaring Eagle to the back. He taunts the crowd while LD Williams is announced. Williams comes to the ring with a snarl on his face, the champ does not look happy tonight.

As soon as he steps into the ring, Rabbit tries to attack him, but LD stops him cold with a chop to the chest. Williams then unleashes some CANADIAN VIOLENCE backing Rabbit into the corner with chops, kicks and headbutts. He beats Rabbit to the mat, then Rabbit rolls out of the ring and tries to call a timeout, but LD gives him no pause. He leaves the ring and goes after Rabbit, but Rabbit is a lot faster and races around the ring, slides under the ropes, then charges at LD and dives between the ropes and slams into LD sending him into the guard rail. Rabbit rolls LD into the ring and covers him, arrogantly, and doesn’t even get a one count.

The match continues on, Rabbit tries to keep the champ down, but LD fights back every time and counters everything Rabbit does. Rabbit finally catches a break, catching Williams on the top rope. Rabbit charges into the corner and catches LD with an ENZUGURI to the side of the head, then grabs him and sets up for the WHITE SPIKE! But LD, still in a surly mood, blocks it, then drops Rabbit off the ropes with a series of headbutts. LD climbs to the top rope and tries an elbow to the top of the head, but Rabbit STUNS him with the LIGHTS OUT! Rabbit pulls LD up, and this time he hits the WHITE SPIKE! He covers, more seriously this time, but LD gets his foot on the bottom rope at two. Rabbit covers again, grabbing the leg, and this time LD grabs the bottom rope with his hand. Rabbit tries a third cover, tucking the arm in this time, but LD manages to roll his shoulder before the three count.

A frustrated Rabbit Mask slams the mat and yells at the referee. He pulls LD to his feet and catches him with a spinning heel kick to the jaw that sends the champ to the mat, then hops (no pun intended) to the top rope and tries an ORIGINAL 810! But LD moves out of the way and Rabbit crashes and burns!

LD gets to his feet and waits for Rabbit to get to his, as he moves in, Rabbit tries the WHITE MIST, but LD ducks out of the way! Rabbit spins around and LD catches him in gut with a kick, then hits a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! LD is on his feet quickly, as Rabbit struggles to his feet, LD kicks him in the gut and hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER! With Rabbit down, LD pounces on him and traps him in the CROSSFACE! Rabbit is trapped in the middle of the ring and has no choice, he taps out before a STILL pissed off LD breaks his neck.
WINNER in 20:11 and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – LD Williams

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