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Post by BookerShark on Jul 16, 2012 13:49:12 GMT -5
~~~ Inside the Texpress Dressing Rooms, ~~~
Zane: Wait did, Stan Fulton just put us over in a promo?
Chad: Kind of. He did call me names. Again.
Zane: Yes, He did. Just goes to prove the point, he can’t be fully trusted.
Chad: They did leave Moose & Wyatt’s compound for good.
Zane: For now. The sad thing is, we both were impressed with him at first. He had a good head on his shoulders. His problem is, he’s always been easily influenced by whomever talked to him last. His manager Shiek, then Ecosystem and DEVILS, then Moose, then Davin, then The New Guard, then Wyatt, and now Mai. If he had ever just been his own man and done things his way, he would have found much more success than he has. Now, I’m not sure he could tell you what ‘His Way’ is.
Chad: He pays Danny a compliment too.
Zane: Danny’s the best young singles wrestler in the company. He deserves it. I want to embrace this “New” Crusher. I really do. But history has taught us we can’t. At least not yet. Now, we should be going. I have a sparring session scheduled in a few minutes with Danny and three of the OVOOWF’s best.
~~~ Fade ~~~
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Post by BookerShark on Jul 17, 2012 15:56:35 GMT -5
*fade-in to Chris Evans*
Evans: Where have I been lately, Lobo? Are you seriously asking me that question? Okay fine, I'll bite. Last week, I became the #1 contender for the World title, beating down my ex-partner, Matt Folz. Where were you? Oh yeah, you were practically on your knees, making excuses as to why you haven't gotten what you've wanted, and essentially begging for a World title shot. Heh, begging like the mutt that you are.
As for the New Guard, I didn't leave them, they left me, thinking they could do better. Well whats happened since then? Mai's with Fulton, Fulton found himself an imaginary friend, Sparxx is out of action, the Hawaiians are without titles, and Folz got his ass handed to him by yours truly last week. And as for me, well, I'm the #1 contender for the World title, and the soon to be World champion. And you got the balls to call ME a comedy wrestler? ME?!
I am the future of this business, and you are a never-will-be. You're only as good as the company you keep, and thats fitting, seeing how you find it best to associate with the other never-will-bes that are in Drink and Destroy. I don't need anyone like that. I am my own man, and I don't need anyone dragging me down like that. I know all too well how THAT goes.
So you really want a title, huh? Well, you've got two choices. Either A) You go for the World title, and go through me in order to get to LD, or B) you find someone to team with, like Silent Bob, and go after Phoenix Rising. That is, if you can handle all of that drama. Personally, if I were you, and I am so thankful that I'm not, I wouldn't waste my time with the World title. Leave that for those who can actually stand a chance in the main event, and go try entertaining yourself with the tag division. Cause you're just not in my league, and there's not a damn thing that you can do about it.
*fade to black*
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Post by BookerShark on Jul 17, 2012 15:57:07 GMT -5
(Wyatt Cox is in his office at the American Sunrise complex in East Ely, Nevada. Mary Lou enters the office with a worried look on her face.)
Wyatt: My love, why so blue?
Mary Lou: All the talk about last night...it's not about what happened with the twins, it's that Mai and Stan left.
Wyatt: I'm not surprised. No one has taken the twins seriously, not even their opponents. The only one that has given us a slight nod is..dare I say it...Lisa Darling.
Mary Lou: Given her history, that is strange.
Wyatt: Perhaps she's the only one that can see what the twins can become. Well, her and her brother.
Mary Lou: Isn't is odd that of all the OOWF performers, the only ones to take the twins seriously are the brother and sister?
Wyatt: Now, let's not sell Stan and Mai short. They were great boosters of Clio and Edra.
Mary Lou: But they left.
Wyatt: I can't blame them. Like I did so very long, they put their beliefs over reality. They believe that holding fast to faith and not straying from the Word, that they will ultimately be successful.
Mary Lou: Isn't that true?
Wyatt: To a degree. It's like the old man who prayed every night to God to please let him win the lottery. For thirty days he prayed. For thirty days he didn't win. Finally on the thirty-first day God came to him and asked the man to meet him half-way and buy a ticket.
Mary Lou: I don't get it.
Wyatt: This is a violent place. If we don't bring the pain, the violence, we won't be taken seriously, and the girls will never live up to their potential...never succeed.
Mary Lou: Interesting thought. You wanted to have the twins do an interview?
Wyatt: Oh yeah. Are we packed to leave for Anaheim this evening?
Mary Lou: Packed and ready.
Wyatt: Great. We'll leave at 6.
(Wyatt and Mary Lou leave the office and walk to the media room where Clio and Edra are dressed in all pink with their matching collars. Wyatt steps on the stage with them.)
Wyatt: Ladies, are we ready?
Edra: Yes, daddy.
Clio: We're ready.
Mary Lou: OK, rolling. In five, four, three.
(Mary Lou pauses two beats and then points at Wyatt.)
Wyatt: The critics of Power and Glory have been...strangely silent over the last 48 hours. Is it perhaps they saw the events here in Ely Nevada, and realized that perhaps their worst nightmare may be coming true? Could it be that the ladies that nearly ripped a man to shreds in Kansas are finally finding their way to the OOWF? Make no mistake, Power and Glory are still wrestling machines. The women who took Phoenix Rising to the limit last week in what was, admittedly, not the twins best effort, are coming out with a new attitude.
Clio: You see, on that day nearly four years ago, a man – a supposed good man – the son of a preacher – drugged, me, attacked me. He had done it before, to countless other women, but now, he won't ever do it again. He didn't count on me being able to fight back...and he didn't count on my sister.
Edra: I was frightened. I was scared. But this pervert wasn't going to do that to my sister. Now, he's not doing much of anything.
Clio: Along the way we discovered something. The more he hurt, the more we liked it.
Edra: For years, we suppressed our feeling, our emotions. We allowed ourselves to be...normal.
Clio: That time is now passed. No more miss nice girl. We're in this for three things.
Edra: Power
Clio: Glory
Edra: Pain
Clio: And may God have pity on the soul of the OOWF.
Wyatt: Amen.
(Wyatt puts his arms around the twins who cuddle up to their father as we...)
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Jul 17, 2012 15:57:36 GMT -5
**L.D. Williams and Stanley the Duck are in their locker room. Williams is reading a book, while Stanley is watching OOWF TV.**
Stanley: “Quack.”
LDW: “Really? Nothing at all?”
Stanley: “Quack.”
**Williams sighs and closes his book.**
LDW: <under his breath>“It’s a pretty sad day when you have to count on me to set up a match”
**Williams looks around for the ninjacam, and then turns to face it.**
LDW: “Wednesday night. Four world champions - four grand slam champions - in the ring at the same time. Don’t let the surrounding drama fool you, this will be an epic. And Stank and I are so convinced that we’ll win, we’re willing to put AA’s hair on the line. In fact-”
**A low rumbling sound in the distance quickly builds to the sound of running footsteps and Attitude Adjuster bursts through the door.**
AA: “WHAT?!?”
LDW: “Hi AA.”
Stanley: “Quack.”
AA: “Did you just offer to put my hair on the line in a match?
LDW: “I believe I did.”
AA: “ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?”
Stanley: “Quack?”
LDW: “Exactly. Where’s your confidence in the New Original Classic Late-Evening Express?”
AA: “You’re the World Champion.”
LDW: “Nice of you to notice.”
AA: “Wrestling the Tag Team Champions.”
LDW: “Also true.”
AA: “On Mayhem.”
LDW: “Three for three.”
AA: “-”
LDW: “-”
Stanley: “Quack.”
AA: “YOU’RE NOT GOING TO WIN!!!”
**Again the sound of a distant stampede, and Kay Fabe bursts through the wall and slams into AA, sending them tumbling across the room and out the door.**
LDW: “There you have it, folks. Stank and L.D. Williams vs. Phoenix Rising, July 18, in Anaheim California
<Cheap pop>
Don’t ya dare miss it.”
Stanley: “Quack.”
<fade>
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Post by BookerShark on Jul 17, 2012 15:58:06 GMT -5
<We cut to a darkened room where Moose is sitting behind a table, staring absent mindedly at some photos smoking a cigar. He finally speaks>
This little piggy controlled the market…….
<Moose throws a photo of Daddy Darling across the room>
This little piggy got sent home…….
<Moose throws a photo of Alexis Darling at the camera>
This little piggy’s words have no teeth…….
<He tosses a picture of Momma Darling>
This little piggy claims he did it alone……..
And this little piggy
<shows a picture of Fire, then snarls and tears it in half>
Cries and cries and cries, and abandons her home
<Moose reaches back and turns on a light and we see he is sitting in Firewoman’s inner sanctuary>
…..oh, don’t act so surprised Lisa, you are not the only one who knows a little something about breaking and entering.
So, what do I have to do? What do I have to do to get your attention Lisa?
I think back to what we had when we were growing up……..we didn’t have anything. And it did something to us, it made us hate, but it also made us tough. We got mocked, we got teased, we got ridiculed because we couldn’t even afford shit from the five and dime. We got what we had from fucking church donations or the salvation army, but you know what? We would have killed someone had they tried to take it from us.
So, imagine my surprise, when I go to visit my brother’s grave, and yeah, I drive a nice car, I am not going to deny that, but imagine my surprise when my sister, Lisa Quinn, shows up to her brother’s grave in a fucking LIMO. You have the balls…….you have the fucking ARROGANCE to come home to Detroit…….and don’t fucking pretend this is not your home, you can stick New York, or Philly, or whatever you claim up your ass, you roamed these streets right here, you come back to Detroit, a city hit harder by the recession than hurricane ravaged New Orleans, and you get chauffeured around in a GODDAM LIMO?
What the fuck have you become?
<Moose pauses for a long time, gathering himself>
You know…….you will never believe this, but I didn’t want it to come to this. You can deny it all you want, but I tried. I tried to live with what you did. I tried to ignore it, but day after day, week after week, I saw the person that I once respected slip away and FUCKING DIE
I saw Firewoman become Lisa Fucking Darling. I saw the woman who would have cut your FUCKING HEART OUT if you looked at her wrong become the woman who was being led around by the fucking nose by that worthless piece of shit Lucky, I watched as OTHERS decided that YOU needed therapy. I watched as you became a fucking JOKE. No one takes you seriously anymore Fire. NO ONE, and that is a goddam slap in the face.
I know you think you are better than me. I know you believe that. But the simple truth Lisa is, you’re not. You’re not because you have forgotten who you are. You have forgotten what you are. And all the grand slams. All the six packs. All the tag team titles in the world can’t change that.
Only I can change that. And that, that is the truth. Trust me
<Moose pulls out a switchblade and drives it into the table. Then gets up and leaves. The camera focuses on the picture and it is a young Jack and Lisa Quinn posing for a pic in front of an abandoned house in Detroit, the point of the knife right through Lisa’s forehead>
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Post by BookerShark on Jul 17, 2012 15:58:50 GMT -5
*fade-in to Father Lou, who appears to be waiting at a computer for some reason*
Lou: Ay, I hate waiting for this guy. Come on Folz, make the trade already!
*Kayfabe peeks her head into the room, but re-assesses attacking a holy man, and leaves him to his business*
L: *sigh* And I thought dealing with the Quinns was bad.
*fade to black*
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Post by BookerShark on Jul 17, 2012 15:59:19 GMT -5
(The American Sunrise turboprop arrives in Fullerton Municipal Airport for their limo ride to the arena.)
Wyatt: Ladies, are you ready?
Edra: Yes daddy, we are.
Clio: I wonder what people are going to think, after what we have planned for Awesome Bill and Justin Wednesday night.
Wyatt: They'll take us seriously. And they'll understand that Power and Glory are for real.
Edra: We're Power
Clio: And Glory
Edra: We deliver pain.
Clio: And may God have mercy on Awesome Bill and Justin.
Mary Lou: And on Folz.
Wyatt: Why Folz?
Mary Lou: He won't verify Father Lou's trade.
Edra: Kill Him.
Clio: He's dead.
Wyatt: Well, dead to us, anyway.
Mary Lou: Let's go. We have a busy evening ahead of us...
(The family exits the plane as we....)
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Jul 17, 2012 16:00:01 GMT -5
Firewoman and Alexander bust in to their suites, fresh from Comic-Con with all sorts of Comic-Con swag. Firewoman is chattering in that somewhat manic way she sometimes does.
FW: I don't know why Matt Folz won't confirm the trade, but sheesh, he really should get on that. Father Lou is a patient man, but he's not THAT patient.
AD: Indeed.
FW: But omigods Amy Pond is so pretty in real life, I don't know why you wouldn't let me go to dinner with them, they were so nice and invited us, even though they clearly had NO IDEA who we were, other than from CM Punk's introduction at the party and--
AD: Yeah. First, her name's not Amy, and his name's not Rory.
FW: And he's so CUTE in a geeky kind of way and--
AD: Secondly, they don't really time travel, so saying "can you show me the Tardis" is not--
FW: I know they don't do that really, sheesh.
AD: --really all that funny, and THIRD, I know your intentions were way less than honorable.
FW: ...okay, good point.
Opus comes waddling frantically up to Fire and Alex from where he's been hiding under a table. He wraps his flippers around Fire's leg.
FW: Aw, hey little guy. Did you miss us?
OtP: *flap flap flap waddle waddle*
FW: LUCKY!
L: *coming out from where he's been trying to fix Firewoman's temple room.* Oh, uh...hey boss. Alex.
AD: Lucky. What's wrong with the bird?
L: Oh...uh...
FW: Did we miss anything?
L: Um, well Wyatt continues to insist that Power and Glory took you to your limit.
AD: Really? Like, seriously?
FW: Yeah, took us to our limits of tolerance. Power and Glory are good, and in a few years they're going to be a force to be reckoned with, but now? They're unpolished, undisciplined under pressure...they missed tags, let their emotions take over...talent doesn't beat out experience. It'll be a little bit before they even come close to...MEASURING UP.
AD: No...
L: We're not doing the stealing catch phrase thing anymore...
FW: We're not?
L: Eh, it didn't really catch on with everyone last week, so...
AD: Okay, anything else?
L: Wyatt's girls are having sex with their soon-to-be-stepmother--
FW: Ew.
AD: Hawt.
L: --and appear to be embracing their inner Moose.
FW: *looking at the INC.* Why is the camera nervous?
AD: How can you tell a camera is nervous?
L: Um.....LD noticed no one has said anything about your match....
FW: I'll get on that...good gods, Opus, what IS wrong with you.
The little penguin is beside himself with the flapping and the waddling, trying to get Fire's attention. She looks down at him for a minute until he appears to have stopped. Then looks at the door to her temple room, and then at Lucky.
L: I was...getting to that....
AD: What?
Firewoman goes running into the room, while Lucky pushes play to show Moose's visit on OOWF-TV. Alex's face darkens, and Fire comes back out with the switchblade and the photo.
FW: Well, the snakes are fine.
AD: That's too bad.
FW: Yeah, well, there's a big hole in my altar. Erzulie will fuck him up--
Fire watches Moose's words, and her mood darkens considerably to match her husband's, if not moreso.
L: Everything was locked, I swear.
FW: I know. He's almost as good at breaking into things as I am. Don't worry--
AD: *turning to Fire, and putting his hands gently on her shoulders.* Look...I will take care of this. This is about me, not you and--
FW: NO! Fire smacks his arms away with one hand, switch blade in the other, which she points at him, at the door, or wherever makes sense to emphasize her words. Alex, for his part, doesn't flinch, but he's just as angry as she is.
FW: This is NOT about you. This is about me and Moose, and my fucked up family. HE can't stand that he's not the center of my world anymore, not that he ever was. He can't stand that I've moved on. He can't stand that I'm healing, and that I'm....
Fire turns around and the looks straight into the Brave Little Ninja Cam. And she's pissed.
FW: You want my attention, JACK? You got it. You say I'm a drama queen? You've thrown more tantrums trying to get my attention than most four-year-olds. I'm tired of your fits, I'm tired of your constant poking at me, I'm tired of your disapproval, and I'm tired of your jealousy. Yeah, I said it. You're jealous I've moved on. You're jealous I've put the past behind me, instead of wallowing in it, day in and day out.
And you're jealous that your best years are behind you, and you've done nothing to get ready for when your career finally ends. I have a family, a house, a plan...you've got NOTHING. You'll fade into obscurity, jobbing to 18 year olds at Elks' Lodges and back alleys behind a catering business for your fifty bucks. You'll be sitting at a booth waiting for the autographs to line up, and get nothing except passers-by whispering "Who's that old guy? Did he used to be someone?" My best years Moose? Mine are ahead. Yeah, we're only four years apart, but that's a long time in this business. You're tired, you're bruised, you're battered, you're beat up. You're DONE.
And now you latch on to the Munsters there to try and maintain relevance. Good for you. Follow your bliss.
But STAY. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. MY. WAY.
There's a pause as the Brave Little INC thinks about fading out.
AD: Davin's right. He's not going to stop until he's brought you back down to his level.
FW: Then I'll make him stop.
AD: Fire, I can't let -- I don't ever want to tell you what to do, but in this case--
FW: In this case you will stay the FUCK out of it, Alex.
AD: This could get very bloody...
FW: I'm counting on it. And I will handle it.
AD: Fire...
FW: Trust me.
Fire storms out of the room, carrying the switchblade still. Alexander fumes, and the Brave Little INC decides now is the time to FAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE....
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Post by BookerShark on Jul 17, 2012 16:00:25 GMT -5
<Moose is sitting in the back, watching Fire’s promo repeatedly and laughing like a madman. He finally calms down and looks at the INC with a snarl on his face>
Looks like I finally got Miss Diva’s attention. Good, it’s about time. Now……where do I start?
The fact that you accuse ME of throwing temper tantrums is hilarious. How many televisions have you destroyed? How many rooms have you destroyed? How many SFJ’s have you threatened because they DARED ask you a question? Lisa, you are the QUEEN of the temper tantrum, you are a fucking Diva, don’t you even compare us. I wanted to get your attention, and I got it.
<Moose pauses for a moment and lights another cigar, he puffs it for a moment then smirks at the camera>
And Lisa, there are many things I am, violent, psychotic, some say a sociopath, but I am not jealous. I am not jealous of anyone, least of all you. What one earth would I be jealous of? That you married the biggest douchebag in the world? That you married into quite possibly the only family on earth more dysfunctional than our own?
As for you plans, please. Do you really think there is such a thing as happily ever after for us? If you do, you have been brainwashed worse than I imagined. All those things you say about me, they are probably true. This is all I can do, this is all I am cut out for. I will probably waste away in some Armory fighting some green ass kid until I fall over dead. That is my fate, I have accepted that.
But you? You have GRAND plans don’t you! And I am sure you have convinced yourself that it is all possible, but face it Lisa, without wrestling, all you are is a ticking time bomb. Think about it, no SFJ’s to intimidate, no jobbers to take your frustrations out on, no weapons to use on people Do you know what they call it when you attack a random stranger on the street? That is assault Lisa, and you will go to prison. So you take your big empty house in New Orleans, and you sit there, day after day after day, staring at Alex, who also won’t be able to cope with life without wrestling. Just sit there and stare, let the tension build, and then one day, one of you snaps. Is that really what you want Lisa? That is your perfect life? I accept my fate, I know what I am, once again, you deny it, you fight it, but you can never change.
As for me being washed up <Moose chuckles> This again? Really? I do believe Crete said that. I do believe Alex said that. I do believe Davin said that. I do believe the New Guard said that. Crete thought he could stop me in a Stygian Death match, three stages of Hell, and yet, here I am. Little Alex thought he could stop me at Blood Pond, and yet, here I am. Davin thought he could beat me into submission, and yet here I am. What exactly is it you think you can do Lisa? Two years ago, maybe I would have been concerned, but now? Now, you are a joke. Come on Lisa, put the old man out of his misery. You are SO much better than me, this shouldn’t be a problem, right Lisa? Get in the ring and prove that Firewoman is not dead, get in the ring and try to end Moosehead Jack. I fucking dare you.
<Moose takes a moment to compose himself, then looks at the INC again>
As for Ghosthead, I do apologize. It must seem like you do not have my full attention. Trust me when I tell you that, come Wednesday night, you will have my complete, undivided attention. I am sure you can understand what it is like dealing with stubborn siblings.
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Post by BookerShark on Jul 17, 2012 16:00:48 GMT -5
*We catch Stank mid-conversation.*
Stank - SHUT the HELL up RED!
Ghost - Face it, Lu... you've failed your friend. You've set him against his sister. You've failed in capturing the OOWF World title. The truth is you've got noth-
*Ghosthead's words are cut off by Stank goozling his brother, smashing him against a wall, and pinning him there by his throat!*
Stank - I am your BIG FUCKING BROTHER! I FUCKING HELPED RAISED you, YOU LITTLE SHIT! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK to ME LIKE-
*Stank is suddenly aware of the look in Ghosthead's eyes. It is a look no one in the OOWF has seen from The Death Knell since he became a member of the roster... the look of fear. The visage is startling to Stank and all too familiar. He releases his grip as Ghost sinks to the floor, struggling for breath, staring up at his now contrite brother. Stank slowly turns and faces the NOT invisible cameraman. The big man's look becomes stern as he walks past the cameraman and out the room.
We follow Stank down the hall as he passes by OOWF talent and crew. Stank rounds a corner and heads toward the largest, multi-purpose, room of the Anaheim Convention Center where a house show is taking place. Stank throws open the doors and finds himself standing about three yards left of the stage. Between him and there are production staff, and the crowd gathered, most of whom have their backs turned to Stank, while they cheer Awesome Bill from Dawsonville who has just defeated Sim Sebow, in the main event. Awesome Bill's hand is raised in victory and his music fires up as Stank makes his way through the crowd, and climbs up the side of the ramp. The big man walks towards the ring as the production crew take notice and hit Stank's music.
The crowd ERUPTS at the opening rifts of Stank's music and the sight of the big man's arrival. Stank walks around the ring and grabs a mic off of the announce table. Sim Sebow rolls out the ring and decides now is the time to try and make a name for himself. He LAUNCHES himself at Stank who easily swats the jobber to the side. Sebow stumbles and falls face first onto the steel steps. Through the crowd's cheers Stank speaks into the mic.*
Stank - Congratulations Bill... get out of the ring!
*Stank climbs in through the ropes as Bill and the ref throw up their hands and exit. Sim Sebow comes up bleeding and tries his luck one more time. He rolls in under the bottom ropes and charges at Stank. Stank swings and CONNECTS with a WMD knocking Sim Sebow out cold! Stank hefts up the carcass of Sebow and tosses him out of the ring, as the crowd chants Stank's name.*
Stank - Okay. Okay, Okay listen! I understand the show! I get it!
*A hush slowly falls over the crowd while Stank continues to speak.*
Stank - I know this is the show. Week in, and week out, us, me, the members of the OOWF, Hell, sometimes even YOU guys, we're ALL part of the show. A camera... in fact... THAT cameraman RIGHT there... just followed me from the back where I was having a family discussion with my brother. You all know him as Ghosthead.
*Boos*
Stank - Yeah... fine... whatever... boo him, cheer him, part of the show, I GET IT! Week in, and week out, WE entertain YOU, the FANS, and you may think that from the tone of my voice right now... that this is going to be some bullshit speech about how you people don't appreciate... look this is not THAT speech... this not that I swear... because the truth is if not for you NO ONE would have a job HERE doing what we LOVE!
*The crowd applauds and Stank gives them a second to do so before continuing.*
Stank - So week in, and week out, the cameras follow us and it's part of the show. The cameras they capture it all, and they do it to ENTERTAIN you, the drama, the intrigue, it's what sets the OOWF apart from the other Feds. It's the grind. It's the show... and it takes a special breed of wrestler to deal with it. That's why the OOWF roster is comprised of the.very.best talent in professional wrestling today!
*Applause which Stank cuts off.*
Stank - BUT! BUT! LOST in ALL that drama... what is getting lost in the drama the fact that we FIGHT in THIS ring for a living. THAT is what we do. From my brother, from Chris Evans, from Ricky Eagle, El Lobo, Danny Taylor, Matt Folz, on and on to Moosehead Jack, Alex Darling, Firewoman, LD Williams and myself, all of us, every wrestler on the roster, THAT is what we do! We fight in THIS ring!
I'm all for entertaining you. I believe over my OOWF career I have done that like no other. But I fight for a living. I beat people up. I wreck shop in THIS ring. And I've done THAT too like NO. other!
My brother thinks I'm done. He's younger, falls somewhere in between the Quinn's in age. He's a HELL of an athlete, a better wrestler than me, has had a long career, and will have a long one ahead of him. But what he fails to realize is that no matter how much better an athlete and wrestler he is than me... I. FIGHT. better. I fight better than anyone in THIS ring, or any other! THAT is what I do! Cameras be damned. You step into this ring with me... forget the drama... you better be prepared for the fight of your life.
Tomorrow, LD Williams, the OOWF WORLD Heavyweight CHAMPION, and I face Phoenix Rising for their OOWF WORLD Tag-Team CHAMPIONSHIPS. Four Grand Slam Champions in one ring and as GOD as my witness... I SWEAR to you all... that it will be one fucking HELL of a match! And THAT match INSIDE THIS RING should entertain you MORE than the drama outside it... if for no other reason...
*Stank smirks*
... than the possibility of Attitude Adjuster getting his head shaved at the end.
*Stank drops the mic. The crowd cheers. Somewhere in the back AA screams. The camera fades.*
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Post by BookerShark on Jul 17, 2012 16:01:24 GMT -5
Firewoman is STORMING~! down the hall as Stank is NOTQUITESTORMING~! back from the arena. They nearly run into each other, but fortunately the switch blade does not come into play.
FW: Out of my way, Lucas.
S: Where you THINK you goin'?
FW: I have some family matters to take care of, they don't concern you.
Fire starts to side step him, but Stank easily reaches around her waist, and lifts her off her feet with one arm, and grabs the wrist of the hand holding the switchblade with the other. Fire kicks her feet...HARD...avoiding the bad knee for now, but not holding back for anything else.
FW: HEY! Put me down!
S: Drop it.
FW: I will not...and Moose asked you stay out of it.
S: I am staying out of it.
FW: THEN. PUT. ME. DOWN. AND. LET. ME. GO.
S: Not until you drop it.
Stank squeezes Fire's wrist and hand, slowly applying more pressure. Fire grits her teeth and resists.
FW: Noooooooooooooo.
S: You don't want to do this, Fire.
FW: Yes. I. Do. He thinks I can't? I won't?
S: He knows you won't. So do I. So do you. Drop it.
Fire growls through gritted teeth, and then finally drops the knife, although it's unclear whether or not it's because she agreed or because Stank's grip finally got strong enough to break her hold. He puts her down, away from the knife, and she rubs her hand. Her eyes glance toward it.
S: Nah-ah. Don't even think about it, woman.
FW: Fine. I don't need a knife.
S: You're already down one brother, you really wanna make it two?
FW: Nice. Very sensitive.
S: Besides, what if he fucks you up and you can't be in our match? I'd hate to have to beat the crap out of Alex for the title without you.
FW: First of all, you wouldn't hate that at all. Second....it wouldn't be that bad.
S: No?
FW: No....here's what I remember. I remember Moose being very mean to me growing up sometimes, but it never went too far. I remember him protecting me, once upon a time, stepping between dad's fists and me, more than once. I don't know why that stopped when he got older, but I know. He watched during Bennett's reign, had me declared off limits, and refused to join in when we were in Korea. A billion other examples I could give you. He can talk about it all he wants...but he doesn't have it in him.
S: Uh huh. And you do?
Firewoman merely smiles.
FW: So...how do we make sure Attitude Adjuster's head gets shaved?
S: Huh? Oh...if LD and I lose--
FW: WHEN.
S: Huh?
FW: WHEN you lose.
S: IF we lose, AA has to shave his head.
FW: Hm. That sparkles with me. Except....
S: What?
FW: Well...suppose...I mean, just for the sake of argument, suppose you win?
S: I don't think it's that hypothetical, Fire.
FW: Right, but...I mean, Attitude Adjuster with his shaved head. That's almost incentive to lose. How do I know you guys will really bring it if that's your pay off?
S: Oh...we'll bring it. Don't you worry.
FW: How 'bout...if you lose, AA gets his head shaved, and if ... IF we lose, AA gets his head shaved.
S: Heh...okay, I like that...but there's got to be...
FW: Winner gets to do the shaving?
S: ...
FW: ...
S: You got yourself a deal, woman.
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Post by BookerShark on Jul 17, 2012 19:52:51 GMT -5
Kai and Aina are TALKING~. That's really all the set up you need.
Aina: You sure you're cool with this?
Kai: The Kai really has no choice bruddah. But be proud bruddah. You are adding another great member to the Hawai'ian Nation, even if it is with that crab puff smelling...
Aina: Kai...
Kai clears his throat.
Kai: Your future baby-mama. Better?
Aina: So what stipulation have you picked for your match with Mai?
Kai: Stipulation?
Aina: Yes you pick yours, Fulton picked ours.
Kai: The Kai is facing Mai Muyo?
Aina: Uh huh.
Kai: The Kai really has to start paying attention.
Aina: He does.
Kai: The Kai should have done his bruddah a huge favor and noticed you did not receive a visit from (da dada daaaah) Trojan Man!
Trojan Man enters the room on a horse.
TJ: I'll protect you from...
Kai: Too late, brah.
TJ: Oh. Well I am indeed sorry. Can you point me in the direction of the dressing room of one Mr. Chad Madison. We have an appointment.
Aina: Down the hall, take two lefts and when you see a big Texas flag, you're there.
TJ: Thank you gentlemen. Sorry again for...
Aina: Watch your head on the ducts in the hallways, brah.
TJ: I will indeed. Until next time! (da dada daaah) Trojan Man!
Trojan Man leaves. Thankfully the horse did not shit in the room.
Kai: Speaking of that, the Kai has had a wonderful idea. The match with Mai Muyo. See, Mai, in our brief partnership in the New Guard, the Kai learned one very important thing about you. You need to get laid girl! You're a girl. It's easy. So, that has inspired me for our match.
Aina: You can't have live sex on TV. Even with our audience.
Kai: Bruddah, the Kai will not have sex with Mai Muyo. She probably has pirhana teeth in there, no no! This will be a "Lei Match." The first wrestler to "lei" their opponent wins. Which is probably the only way Mai Muyo will get laid anytime soon!
Aina: Nice choice, but I think you're underestimating Mai's...charms.
Kai: Regardless of Mai Muyo's spicy tuna, FINALLY! The Kai! Has come back! To Orange County! And the Kai will leave Orange County with a nice W over that little ankle yipping psycho sister shitzu. IF YA SMELLLLLALALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! LEI'ING!
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Post by BookerShark on Jul 18, 2012 11:59:12 GMT -5
(The scene opens in a darkened room. Far in the background we see Wyatt and Mary Lou working at a desk, possibly on the upcoming radio show, possibly making wedding plans. In the foreground Clio walks in front of the camera and lays down on what appears to be her bed and faces the camera.)
Clio: I have the best daddy in the world. All my life I've gotten things I wanted. My favorite teddy bear, the clothes, the shoes, the music, almost everything I wanted. But from the time mom died my sister and I only wanted to do what our Aunt and Uncle did...get in the ring and wrestle professionally.
(Edra enters the picture and lays down next to her sister)
Edra: But as much as Daddy wanted us to have what we wanted, he knew we needed other things. So he sent us to college. We got degrees, and an education. And not just in the classroom.
Clio: We did well in school. Damn well in school. But we learned how to have fun and have a good time. Even if we were...naughty sometimes.
Edra: I always knew when to straighten up and behave, but little Clio, well, sometimes she took things a little too far.
Clio: We heard about Steven, but we never really knew who he was. One night I found out. It was a night of...discovery. For both Edra and me.
Edra: Steven thought Clio would be an easy mark. He didn't count on … Chloe. And Edna.
Clio: He found out the hard way...that the Neil Twins are not to be messed with.
Edra: We finished our degrees, but because of what happened with Steven, Daddy has to watch out for us for the next three years. Make sure we...stay safe.
Clio: We convinced Daddy to bring us here. To let us...redeem our family names. But redemption is the farthest thing on our minds.
Edra: I'm Edra Neil
Clio: I'm Clio Neil, and we just want three things:
Edra: Power
Clio: Glory
Edra: And Pain. Because in the words of that old dude, “What a rush.”
Clio: And may God have mercy on the OOWF. Because we won't.
Edra: This is so much more fun than being so goody goody.
Clio: Told you. No more dancing monkeys for us.
(Clio kisses Edra and they head off camera as we....)
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Jul 18, 2012 11:59:47 GMT -5
<we cut to the back where Justin and Bill are sitting watching OOWF tv>
ABFD: Ok, so…..lemme get this straight……Mooseyheaded Jack and Fireywoman are kin, but are feudin’?
JS: Yes
ABFD: And, Ghostlyhead and Mah Stank are borthers, but they is feudin too…..
JS: Yes
ABFD: And Hercules and Edracation are sisters, and they is all mad at US?
JS: Yes
ABFD: Is we related?
JS: I don’t think so
ABFD: whyfor are Hercules and Edracation mad at us anyway?
JS: I think it’s because you tried to kill them with Pine Cone Party Likker
ABFD: <shocked> KILL THEM? What kind of mess is that? Well hell. Now I feel all bad. Hey! I know, we should go down to that fancy card store and get them one a them “I done messed up” cards!
JS: We can’t
ABFD: We can’t?
JS: We are banned from there
ABFD: We are?
JS: We are BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE
ABFD: I see what you did there, you is a clever fella!
JS: Well yeah, but seriously, we are really banned from there
ABFD: FOR WHAT?
JS: You rode Drunkey into the store and told him to pick out a card for Drunkette
ABFD: Did he?
JS: He ate half the rack of cards
ABFD: Well everyone knows Drunkey’s aren’t worth a damn at picking out cards. So, what we gonna do?
JS: Well……we could train for our match?
ABFD: You mean, like liftify them weights and do them flippy moves and such?
JS: Yeah, that
ABFD: Son, that sounds a lot like work. How bout I drink this here PCPL and we ride back into Compton and see if them old boys want to party?
JS: We can’t
ABFD: We can’t?
JS: No, we can’t
ABFD: We’s banned from there, ain’t we?
JS: We are BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE!
ABFD: Outdamnstandener than hell
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Post by BookerShark on Jul 18, 2012 12:00:10 GMT -5
(Wyatt Cox is in a darkened room. The images are not in color, but in black and white.)
Our lives, our realities, our daily routine, is a full color proposition. But much like that movie Pleasantville, life in the OOWF is not in color, but in black and white. Good guys, bad guys, good girls, bad girls. Everyone is precisely fitted into a black or white slot.
The problem is, even in the OOWF, there is no black or white. We're all shades of gray.
Take the biggest good guys in the OOWF, the Firewoman clan. Her husband, well to his credit, he came to our home, albeit in his arrogant asshole manner, and confessed that he wasn't much of a good guy. His sister Alexis, well, the demons there are well documented. His wife, still bearing the scars of a horrific childhood, tries to make good by making huge contributions to Covenant House and making children's hospital appearances. Yet she supresses a huge amount of darkness in her soul. To her credit, she admits it, and claims a willingness to change, even undergoing massive doses of expensive and ineffective therapy from a quack of a doctor. Yet she still pulls boneheaded maneuvers like breaking into the complex to talk to Mai, not a good idea in a rural American county. Now she's off to engage in the feud of blood between herself and her brother. Yet she's the good guy...
Shades of grey, shades of grey...
Even Firewoman's brother, Moosehead Jack, for all his evil, still takes time to check in on Edra and Clio, two rookies who few have taken the time to meet and get to know. And yes, this evil man makes a huge donation every year to the charities in Detroit that took care of him and his sister in their very dark childhood. Even in the darkest man in the OOWF, there is light.
Shades of grey, shades of grey...
Take the Mann family...Lucas, for all his years of evil and hatred, there is a joy in his brother being here. But even then, the rivalry between the two...causing darkness amidst the joy. And for all the darkness, Stank has become one of the most beloved figures in the OOWF. While his brother, blood, yet as dark if not darker than his brother, yet a beloved husband...
Shades of grey, shades of grey...
The Texans, outstanding athletes, but Chad the womanizer, Zane, the man who has found his beloved but sometimes feels lost in the shadows of Texpress, knowing the team is strong, but he can be stronger. Their teamwork is excellent, but the tension underlying the relationship is strained on occasion. Three wonderful friends of ours, Stan Fulton, Mai Muyo, and Matt Folz. Each have shown us wonderful friendship, yet each bears the responsibility of their brutal attacks on Outback Jack and Davin Moreland. Neither man was a saint, but both deserved better.
Shades of grey, shades of grey...
Even my dearest daughters, who I loved more than life itself long before I knew the truth, are far from totally pure of heart. They are human. They have their failings. My Mary Lou has some weaknesses, they are plain. But I love her just the same. Still, though I love them all, my twins, my fiancee, are far from pure. Neither white, nor black.
Shades of grey, shades of grey...
Even our opponents this week. Good people who have bad things following them. We could blame that on bad luck, except for Bill's excessive consumption of a product that was never intended to be ingested. We only have Pine Cone Party Likker on our property because our generator repairman says a few ounces will help it start easier. Little did I know what Clio and Edra had planned. Now the twins have released something within themselves that thousands upon thousands of dollars in therapy and treatments have failed to eliminate. But perhaps the best part of the twins insistence on coming here is that they can let that out, and they won't go to jail. Here it's just another day at the office. Bill and Justin aren't totally bad people, but bad things happen to them and around them. That will not be pretty for them...or us. Nothing personal guys, just business.
Shades of grey, shades of grey...
Perhaps the only evil – pure, unadulterated evil here in the OOWF is Chris Evans. For all the grief I give Cubby McTootsalot, he is the meanest, nastiest SOB here in the OOWF. Ricky Soaring Eagle, too, is someone you don't ever want to meet in a dark alley.
But the most amazing part is the White Knight of the OOWF. Isn't it fascinating that the one man, the only man that I can say is almost totally pure of heart and pure in the ring, is a member of Drink and Destroy.
I know that I wish the time would come when Danny Taylor would team with his friend El Lobo Sangriento, another one with slight shades of grey, to take on my twins. I would love to get the twins to suppress the demons just for a little while. That exhibition would tear the house down. The twins would learn so much. But that will take some time.
Shades of grey, shades of grey...
In the meantime, Bill, Justin, be prepared tonight for three things tonight. Power, Glory, and pain. And may God have mercy on your souls...and the souls of the OOWF.
But don't worry. I'll send you a sympathy card.
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Jul 18, 2012 14:13:38 GMT -5
FADE in backstage at the Anaheim Convention Center. Preparations are full bore for Midweek Mayhem tonight. Checking over the ring set up are Stan Fulton and Mai Muyo.
MM: "A lei match? Sounds easy enough."
SF: "The trick is you have to get Kai out of it enough to slip a lei over his head."
Fulton points and yells at a laborer.
SF: "Get that support secured! We don't want that corner of the ring to collapse! (back to Mai) I don't know where they get these crews. You'd think they hire illegals off the streets."
MM: "Did you see Wyatt's latest promos?"
SF: "I did. He almost said, 'Hey! We're gonna be heels now and Mai and Stan can go F themselves.' No remorse or second thoughts. It's like Moose is David Koresh. Maybe they should move their compound to Waco."
MM: "Stan. Jealousy is a sin."
SF: "I'm not jealous per se. I'm frustrated. You saw what Chad and Zane said about me and they're absolutely right. But the problem is when I find something I can believe in and work with, it's either taken away or changed completely. So I have to start all over again. I guess I should know in advance when you're going to turn on me."
MM: "That wasn't nice, Stan. I'm not going to turn on you. I told you I've seen something in you that I haven't seen in anyone in this company. You have a good heart under all that bluster and you're a very sensitive man. You just have trouble showing it. That's why I'm happy you've found God. He'll be able to help you."
SF: "And I thought Wyatt and the girls embraced that too. Maybe not God, but a higher power. A higher authority. But the second Moose comes in and tells them to embrace the dark side, it's like they tossed all they said they were about to the side."
MM: "And as much as Chad and Zane have said about you, one thing they cannot dispute. You are one Tag Team Championship away from being a Grand Slam and Six-Pack Champion. Maybe more wrestlers should be more flexible."
SF: "We should probably promo. We haven't talked about our matches much."
MM: "Sort of like the rest of the card?"
SF: "Touché."
Stan and Mai turn towards the non-INC who hands them microphones.
SF: "Tonight! LIVE from the Anaheim Convention Center in Anaheim, California! (cheap pop) The next World Tag Team Champions are in singles matches against the hated Flyin' Hawaiians."
MM: "Not hated, Stan. Disappointed."
SF: "Oh yeah, right. Anyway. I face Aina in a Hard 10 Match. Each weapon used successfully counts as one point. First one to 10 points and with a 2 point margin wins the match. Neither one of us, Aina, walk away from this one unscathed."
MM: "And I face The Kai in a Hawaiian Lei Match. All innuendos aside, Kai, keep in mind that in that ring I'm faster, more nimble and you're going to have a hard time keeping up with me."
SF: "Hawaiians? I hope you know what you're getting into when you face the OOWF Christian Soldiers. For we will save you."
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Jul 18, 2012 17:57:18 GMT -5
As Stan and Mai are leaving the promo area, they find themselves face to face with Dashing Victor Deniro standing in the doorway holding a cup of coffee. They both tense up, but Vic merely calmly places the coffee cup down on a nearby table, instantly both Stan and Mai mellow out.
DVD: Sorry, I forget about that sometimes.
Stan: Do you want something Victor?
DVD: You said some really nice things about Danny lately. He really appreciated that, If he wasn't busy planning for what's sure to be a brutal bout against Sharkov, Eagle and Rabbit Mask, I'm sure he would tell you himself.
Mai: So he sent you instead?
DVD: (chuckling) No, I just happened to be walking by and caught your promo. Stan, you said something about everyone always giving up or changing on you. I just have one word to respond to that (Vic holds up two fingers) Twice.
Stan seems to visibly stiffen at this word, but Mai just looks confused.
Mai: Twice? I don't get it.
DVD: You want to explain Stan, or should I?
For a moment, it looks like Fulton will say nothing, then he turns to Mai.
Stan: He's referring to the fact that on two different occasions Danny and Jack offered their hands to me in friendship and alliance, and both times I decided to place my future with others.
DVD: First with Eco's Devils, and then with Moose, LD and Stank. I want to let you know that it was Jack that suggested we make the offer both times, said he saw a lot of potential in you. Kind of funny how you repaid him for that isn't it.
For a moment what looks like it may be regret passes over Stan's face, but it quickly passes.
DVD: Now, maybe you really are seeking a change in your ways Stan (he looks over at Mai) and maybe you aren't as crazy as your brother. But maybe your not, and maybe this is all just an act.
Both go to protest, but Vic raises a hand to cut them off.
DVD: I don't know, and I don't care. Unless you become a threat to my friends, what you do is your business. Stan mentioned he wanted you to warn him before you turn on him Mai, yet he also keeps bringing up that he is one title away from winning the Grand Slam. Maybe you should wonder what he will do when he wins that?
Stan: (bristling) You think I will turn on her?
DVD: No actually, I was thinking you might retire, funny how that's the first place your mind went. Now, if you two will excuse me, I need to help my friend prepare for his match.
With that Vic picks up his coffee and calmly walks away. Stan never takes his eyes off of him, but his face remains devoid of any hint of emotion. Mai let's out a little sigh.
Mai: That poor man is always so sad. (she gently lays a hand on Fulton's arm) I believe in you Stan.
Stan looks down at her and a small smile forms on his face and he nods.
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Jul 18, 2012 19:15:59 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live! From Anaheim, California MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. GHOSTHEAD – DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Title MatchBoth men are announced and make their way to the ring. To refresh, the only way to win this match is via submission or referee stoppage, there are no pinfalls, no disqualifications and no count outs. The referee takes the DDT title and holds it in the air, then calls for the bell, and we are underway! Ghost moves in to lock up and Moose catches him with a punch to the mouth that drops him to one knee. Moose bounces off the ropes and catches Ghost with a running knee between the eyes. Ghost hits the mat and Moose stomps on his face, then pulls him up and backs him into the corner and charges in for a clothesline, but Ghost catches Moose with an elbow to the mouth, then grabs him and lifts him for a suplex, drops him gut first on the top rope, then lands a spinning heel kick that lands upside Moose’s head sending him to the floor. Moose gets to his feet and snarls, but has no time to do anything because Ghost charges and launches himself between the ropes, driving Moose’s back into the guardrail. Ghost pulls Moose off the floor and hits a snap suplex onto the concrete. Ghost rolls Moose onto the apron, and climbs up. Moose comes to his senses and lands a couple of punches, but Ghost grabs him by the head and runs down the apron and hits the NIGHT TERROR on the apron! Moose falls to the floor and the referee checks on him, but doesn’t stop the match. Ghost pulls Moose up and rolls him back into the ring and throws him into the corner and charges in and hits a clothesline. As Moose staggers out of the corner, Ghost hits a spinning heel kick that doubles him over, then PLANTS him with another DDT. Ghost heads to the corner and climbs to the top rope and appears to be going for the SPECTRE’S FALL, but Moose gets up and lunges at the ropes, knocking Ghost off balance and crotching him on the top rope. Moose climbs the corner and pulls Ghost up, hammering him with punches to the face. Moose hooks Ghost or a superplex, then looks over his shoulder at the Lichtensteinian Announce Table. Moose grins a wicked grin, and pulls Ghost up and falls off the top rope, SENDING THEM BOTH THROUGH THE TABLE! The crowd breaks into a HOLY SHIT chant and the referee checks on both men and starts the ten count. Moose somehow gets to his feet at seven, Ghost pulls himself up using the guardrail at nine. Moose charges at Ghost and BLASTS him with a BUISAKU KNEE slamming the back of Ghost’s head into the ring post. Moose grabs Ghost before he falls and rolls him into the ring. Moose hammers Ghost with punches to the head, then climbs to the middle rope and leaps, driving a knee into Ghost’s chest. Moose steps back and the referee starts the ten count, but Ghost gets to his feet at eight. Moose charges in, but Ghost catches him with a SPINEBUSTER! Ghost struggles to his feet and waits for Moose to stand up, when he does, he grabs him and hits the GRAVEYARD SMASH! Moose will not stay down though, he gets right back to his feet and takes a big swing at Ghost, but Ghost ducks it. Ghost comes back with a superkick to Moose’s jaw, but Moose just staggers and does not go down. Ghost tries a second one, but Moose duck it and catches Ghost with a spinning chop to the neck that staggers Ghost, then Moose grabs his arm, wrings it, HEARTPUNCH! Ghost drops to one knee and Moose tries to catch him in STRANGLE HOLD GAMMA, but Ghost escapes and slips out of the ring to the floor. Moose follows him, but Ghost is waiting for him with a palm strike to the sternum, followed by a series of headbutts to the face. Ghost tries a PILEDRIVER on the floor, but Moose reverses it to an APRON ALABAMA SLAM! Ghost’s back slams onto the apron and he falls to the floor howling in pain. Moose shows no mercy and rolls him into the ring and lifts him for the GO TO SLEEP FOREVER, but Ghost slips off his shoulder. He lands and jars his back and can’t immediately capitalize, Moose hits the ropes, and launches himself at Ghost, they slam heads and both fall to the mat in a heap. The referee starts the ten count, and both men manage to pull themselves up to their feet at nine, looks at one another and charge, meeting in the middle of the ring throwing punches. Ghost gets the better of the exchange and whips Moose into the corner and follows him in with a running forearm to the face. Moose staggers out on rubber legs, Ghost grabs him and hits the IMPAILER DRIVER! Ghost gets up quickly and heads to the corner and lands the SPECTER’S FALL! Ghost backs off and the referee counts, but Moose is again up at nine, barely. Ghost backs off and waits for Moose to get to his feet, when he does, he leaps and goes for the PHANTASMAGORIA! Moose catches him, and before he can trap the arm, he throws him into the corner BUCKLE BOMB! Moose pulls Ghost out of the corner and hits a DOUBLE UNDERHOOK PILEDRIVER (which, I guess would be a cradle piledriver, no? Thanks Steen!) and quickly floats over on a prone Ghost and traps him in the JI-ENDO! Ghost struggles to free himself, but he cannot escape and is forced to tap out! WINNER in 21:49 – Moosehead Jack After the match, Moose slumps in the corner with his title. Ghost struggles to his feet, holding the back of his neck. He glares at Moose in the corner, then grins and nods before rolling out of the ring and heading to the back. TEXPRESS & DANNY TAYLOR vs. RABBIT MASK, RICKY SOARING EAGLE & COMRADE SHARKOFFTexpress and Danny are out first together. Sharkoff, Rabbit Mask & Ricky Soaring Eagle all make separate entrances. Firewoman does not like that. Sharkoff starts out for his team. Chad, Zane & Danny huddle up in the corner and have a Rock, Paper, Scissors contest to see who goes out first. It takes a couple of rounds, but Chad wins and heads out to lock up with CS. Comrade gets head locked, sent into the ropes. Arm-dragged, arm-dragged again, dropkicked and hit with a flying forearm. Chad is fired up and the crowd is electric. Sharkoff backs into his corner and reaches back for a tag, but Rabbit is looking the other way, arguing with fans Comrade grabs RM and tosses his own partner into the ring. RM pops up and he and CS begin to have words. Chad has had enough and hits a back cracker on Rabbit. Chad scoops him up for a slam, but RM small packages him for a quick 2 count. They both get to their feet at the same time, and we get a couple minutes of nice chain wrestling Amrbar, reversed, re-reversed, re-re-reversed, re-re-re-reversed, hammerlock, standing switch, test of strength, hip toss, arm drag and finally Rabbit drops CM with a belly to back suplex. Chad tumbles to his corner and DDT makes the tag. Danny comes in and dodges RM’s initial attack and tosses Rabbit into the corner and Stinger Splashes him. RM staggers out and eats a sweet double under hook suplex. Rabbit crawls to his corner where he tags in Eagle. RSE is slow to enter, and he and RM have a stare down as he ducks between the ropes. Danny greets his old friend with a right to the jaw, and belly to belly suplexes him to the mat. Danny goes to lock in the TNT, but Ricky grabs the bottom rope and gets a clean break. RSE is no sooner to his feet than Danny is on him pulling RSE back into the middle of the ring. Ricky catches Danny with a quick elbow to the jaw and backs into the ropes and levels DDT with a vicious clothesline. Eagle presses Danny overhead, but DDT slides down behind him, runs him into the ropes, and rolls him up for a 2 count. Tag in to Zane and RSE backs into his corner to tag out as well. Sharkoff tags in, and Zane greets him with a diving shoulder block. Sharkoff gets lifted up and Zane hits a slingshot suplex. CS backs into the his corner, but again RM has his back turned away from the ring, Eagle smacks him to turn him around and RM does… and sprays WHITE MIST in his partner’s face! Rabbit hops off the apron and is arguing with Eagle as he backs his way up the ramp. Sharkoff stumbles back into Zane, who quickly loads him up for the Torture Rack. It doesn’t take long for Comrade to submit. Winners; in 6:12; Texpress & Danny Taylor! POWER & GLORY vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHEREDrunkey and Drunkette bring Justin Sane and Awesome Bill from Dawsonville to ringside. By order of the community health department the jackasses are wearing Depends. The animals are also wearing diapers. The foursome are being lead to the ring by Ellie May from Ellijay. They hop off their respective donkeys and climb into the ring. Bill climbs to the turnbuckle, raises his quart of Pine Cone Party Likker and drinks a toast to the crowd. The revving of engines and the playing of Sparky Plugg's old theme brings Power and Glory to ringside in Danica Patrick pit crew suits, led by Wyatt Cox with his ever present Halliburton and wearing a microphone headset like a pit crew chief. Unfortunately for the fans, the microphone is LIVE. “And now, approaching the ringside area, accompanied by their manager, ME, I present to you the fastest rising stars in the OOWF, Power, and Glory, the NEIL TWINS! “ The ladies enter the ring and stand on the turnbuckes while Wyatt goes over to check out Ellie May from Ellijay. As the referee rings the bell to start the match, Wyatt playfully inspects Ellie May's rear quarterpanels and then proceeds to check them for firmness, a motion that Awesome Bill takes exception to. Bill stumbles out of the ring, gets between Ellie May and Wyatt, and pushes him to the ground. Rule number one with Bill Ellie May's quarterpanels are off limits. Power and Glory's rule number one: Don't touch their father. While the referee is following the action outside the ring, Glory adjusts Justin's stick shift with a sharp blow to the gearbox. Power grabs Justin from behind with three quick rolling German Suplexes, and then hits the Double Elimination. As the referee tries to get order restored in the ring, Wyatt applies the Halliburton to Awesome Bill's head...not once, but three times. Wyatt then rolls Bill into the ring, the Girls stand him up for the Double Elimination and Glory tries for the pin but Wyatt tells her to pull him up. Power gets Bill up for the Butterfly Suplex, holds him up, and Glory comes off the ropes with a bulldog. Bill is not moving in the ring as the twins look to Wyatt and he points to the ropes. Power and Glory lift Bill to the top turnbuckle, Power jumps up and hits the Superplex, followed by Glory's Shooting Star Press. Wyatt heads over and applies the Halliburton to Justin's head, the official counts three, and this one is over unusually quick. WINNER in 3:35; Power and Glory But Wyatt's not done. He reaches into the Halliburton and brings out four very long zip ties. He has the twins tie Justin's hands and feet, and ties Bill to the corner turnbuckle. Glory goes out to the floor and brings Ellie May into the ring. Wyatt: You see, Bill, Justin. This family has lived by one rule. You mess with the twins, you mess with me. You mess with me, you mess with the twins. You three just got yourself into more than you can possibly handle by yourselves. Miss Ellie May, you are one attractive lady, but your wardrobe leaves a little bit to be desired. I think I have something here that may help.Wyatt reaches into the Halliburton and pulls out a forty pound burlap potato bag with holes cut in it. He puts the bag over her head and on Ellie May like a dress. Wyatt: That's an improvement, but I don't think that perfume is up to Bill's exacting standards.Power hands Wyatt a quart of Pine Cone Party Likker. Wyatt: This is Bill's favorite thing in the whole wide world. I wonder how he'll like this scent on you. Wyatt proceeds to dump the entire quart over Ellie May's head. At that point “Skin” by Nonpoint fires up and Stank and Attitude Adjuster run down to the ring to make the save as Wyatt and the twins bail out. Wyatt: Looks like you two have some friends, Justin, Bill. Tell you what, y'all come back next week, you four against the twins here and whoever else we can scrounge up. We don't need any help to beat the four of you, but just to keep things fair, we'll get someone to stand in the corner. Maybe the ring crew, maybe the popcorn boy, anyone. We'll give you a chance to get even next week. But a word of warning. Don't hold your breath, because Power and Glory are not going to be nice girls anymore....ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. CHRIS EVANS vs. MATT FOLZ vs. EL LOBO SANGRIENTOThe bell rings, and naturally, Evans and Folz go right after each other. There's none of the usual technical wizardry we're used to seeing from these two, they're just throwing punches at each other. Folz throws Evans out of the ring, and the two continue to brawl at ringside, and eventually to the back. After a few minutes of Lobo having the advantage, relying on his power in order to counter AA's old-school style, Lobo goes to the top for a flying crossbody, which Attitude Adjuster barely evades. Attitude Adjuster goes for the Attitude Adjustment, but appears to be distracted by a person in the crowd that looks surprisingly like Johnny Adrenaline. As AA goes to try talking to the person in the attempt to set up a Chickenshit Heels one-night-only reunion that will clearly never happen again, Lobo takes the opportunity to hit AA with the La Bala de Plata and scores the pinfall. Winner in 12:43, El Lobo Sangriento MAI MUYO vs. THE KAI – Lei MatchThe ring is decorated with brightly colored floral necklaces around every ring post and draped across the ropes every few feet. Mai Muyo comes skipping out to "Hero" and goes around the ring, AJ style. She gets in the ring and runs her fingers through the flowers, and await the opening strains of "Vertigo." The Kai comes out and proudly walks to the ring. He makes some thinly-veiled sexual references about 'leis' to which Mai just smiles and giggles. Once the bell rings, though there are no more smiles and giggles as Mai attacks with ferocity, driving an unsuspecting Kai back into the ropes. Kai grabs a lei from the rope and tries to end this early, but Mai ducks it, and whips him into the far ropes. He bounces out and sends her to the ropes on the far side. The two trade rope spots around the ring, knocking leis off until they are strewn about the canvas and the floor. Lots of things happen, as we have a fairly good clinic on Japanese strong style wrestling for a bit. The first exchange in earnest starts with Mai again whipping Kai into the ropes. Kai comes out with a baseball slide that Mai easily leaps to avoid, but when she lands and turns, Kai gets her with a super kick. He goes for the pin, for some reason, then reaching for one of the leis, that gives Mai opportunity to kick him off. But he doesn't go far, and Mai flips around, and gets Kai in her submission move, the Trinitarian. She starts to apply more pressure and after several long moments, Kai starts to tap...but he CAN'T! Because that won't end anything and he gives that up. Mai reaches behind her but can't quite reach the closest lei....but Kai can. He grabs one but can he raise his arm to do it? The referee out of custom comes up to do the one....the arm holding the lei drops.....two.....the arm holding the lei drops.....three.....the arm holding the lei...OH MY GOD DOES NOT DROP! What are the odds! Kai takes the arm and tries to toss the lie up to Mai's head, but no, she dodges it. It's hanging off one of her pony tails, but the referee says that doesn't count. She shakes it free and kicks Kai away from her at the same time. Now it is Kai's turn, and as the blood starts to flow back to the other arm and his brain, he stalks Mai around the ring, finally landing her with a bulldog, and then a shining wizard when she starts to get up. He grabs another lei and tosses it her direction, but she grabs it mid-air and tries to toss it back over his head. He's already grabbed another, and a bizarre game of double ring toss...or lei toss?...breaks out. They go back and forth three to four times, and then Kai has had enough and dives in with a short range spear. He takes Mai all the way back to the ring post, then a couple of shoulder blocks. He runs back and then comes in for a huge Splash, which crumples Mai. Grabbing her arm he whips her out of the corner, and then hits a neck breaker. He makes a pin, and this time he's in the vicinity of one of the leis, and grabs it, but Mai again fights it off. Those pony tails sure make life harder. Both get to their feet and another few minutes of Japanese strong-style commences. Kai whips Mai into the ropes chest first and then comes up behind her for a school girl roll up, but Mai reverses and rolls Kai up...Kai follows up with a reversal of his own and...no! Mai reverses! This could be a pin fall if it was that kind of match, but it's not. The referee does the count anyway though, and...one! Kia wiggles his legs but it's not helping...two! Mai and Kai both reach for the closest lei....THREE! Mai grabs the lei, but Kai grabs it out of her hands and gets it over her head and around neck! WINNER; in 9:57; The Kai Razz: Well folks, it’s official. Mai Muyo got Lei’d.Russ: In a manner of speaking, you’re right Razz. Next up folks is a Hard 10 MatchRazz: I can’t believe I’m about to witness one of these matches, they are CRAZY off da chainRuss: The Rules for this match are simple. No Pinfalls or Submissions. You earn One point for hitting your opponent with a weapon. You earn Five points for putting your opponent through a table. First man to Ten points wins, but you must win by at least Two points.Razz: So this could conceivably go beyond Ten points. I can’t wait!AINA vs. STAN FULTON – Hard 10 MatchAs the introductions are made, the camera pans around the ring and shows the many weapons scattered about ringside. Singapore Canes, baseball bats, sledgehammers, fire extinguishers, trash cans, 2 x 4s, traffic signs, chairs, a ladder, and a dozen tables leaning against the barricade. The Jumbo Tron shows a scoreboard. At the bell, both Aina and Stan drop to the floor and begin tossing weapons in the ring. Aina stops, grabs a chair and crouches low, sneaking around to the other side where Fulton continues to toss in items. Aina sneaks up and swings the chair.. but Fulton turns around and catches it! He kicks Aina in the gut, backs up and connects with a nice knee lift that sends the Hawaii’an to the floor. Stan picks up a yield sign and blasts Aina with it. 1-0 Fulton Stan tosses Aina into the ring and climbs in. Fulton whips Aina into the ropes and connects with a big clothesline. As Aina gets to his feet, he gets nailed on the back with a chair 2-0 Fulton. Aina rolls out of the ring and walks around the ring and props up a table against the barricade, with Stan following him closely. Aina turns around and catches Fulton with a couple of punches and then spears him into the ring post. Fulton ducks a chair shot and a nasty CLANG is heard as metal hits metal. Stan charges Aina, who sidesteps him and tosses him through the table! 5-2 Aina. Aina begins stacking two tables, one atop the other, right next to the ring. Fulton pulls himself from the debris of the first table and grabs a sledgehammer. He stalks Aina as he stacks tables and blasts him on the back with the sledgehammer. And Again! Aina drops to the floor and rolls out of the way of a third blow. 5-4 Aina Fulton drops the weapon and rolls Aina in the ring. As Crusher climbs back between the ropes, Aina kips up and leg drops Fulton across the back of his neck. Fulton tumbles the rest of the way in, but grabs Aina’s ankle and yanks him off his feet. As he falls, Aina’s head hits a stop sign. No points there, since he didn’t hit him with the sign himself. Crusher gets to his feet, grabs a chair and blasts Aina with it, once, twice, three times before tossing it aside and going to prop a table up in the corner. 7-5 Fulton Aina gets to his feet, cane still in hand, but Fulton block his shot and grabs the cane. Crusher blasts Aina with the cane, doubling him over, then an uppercut swing of the cane has Aina uneasy on his feet. 9-5 Fulton Stan whips Aina into the table.. but Aina puts on the brakes and reverses it! Fulton crashes through the table instead. 10-9 Aina The Hawaii’an seems to think he’s won and is looking at the referee incredulously. As the ref points at the scoreboard, Crusher gets back to his feet behind Aina, spins him around and military presses him over his head! Fulton looks down at the two tables stacked at ringside, and throws Aina over the ropes and THROUGH both tables. The bell rings and this one is over! WINNER; 19-10; in 10:10; Stan Fulton! PHOENIX RISING vs. LD WILLIAMS & STANK – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchMain Event Time. Stank & LD are out first, with AA in his Jim Cornette outfit right behind them. AA looks distracted, and keeps looking in the crowd where he saw Johnny Adrenaline earlier. Phoenix Rising makes their entrance, and all four are in the ring for Mike Elevenbee’s Main Event Introductions, when a buzz from the crowd is heard as a man and woman head through the crowd to seats at ringside. He has a scraggly beard and the beginnings of a beer gut. She is wearing some 90’s reject denim skirt and tube top. Both are stumbling and clearly inebriated. They take their seats, but not without spilling their beers and yelling for the vendor to bring them refills. Russ: Razz, is… is that Eric O’Mac?Razz: I think so Russ, and that looks like Shawn Johnson with him! Man have they seen better days. They look like crap!Alex chuckles at the sight and starts out with LD. Collar and elbow to start, and LD backs Alex into the corner and begins blistering him with knife edge chops. The crowd “Wooooo!”s along happily. Alex reverses their position and proceeds to return the favor to LD. Chop Wooooo! Chop Wooooo! LD flips the script and now HE is once again laying them on Alex. Chop Wooooo! Chop Wooooo! Chop Wooooo! Chop Wooooo! Chop Wooooo! Chop Wooooo! Alex’s chest is bright pink. Darling catches LD with a forearm shot and trades spots again. Chop Wooooo! Chop Wooooo! Chop Wooooo! Chop Wooooo! Chop Wooooo! Chop Wooooo! LD has small droplets of blood coming from his chest now. Alex whips LD across the ring into the other corner and charges in, hitting the kneestrike to the head / bulldog combo on LD. Alex pulls him to his feet for a spinning cradle suplex and a 2 count. LD gets to his feet and catches Alex’s knee to the head attempt, tossing Alex to the mat and dropping several elbows on the knee. LD ties Alex’s legs up and goes for a modified figure four, but Alex is able to reach the ropes and get a break. Alex is closest to his corner and tags in Firewoman. She springs in and lands on LD’s back taking him to the ground nanoseconds before he was able to tag Stank. She pulls LD up and snaps off a DDT, then hits a standing Moonsault (complete with the Victoria Shimmy) and gets a 2 count. Fire tosses LD into his corner now and beckons Stank to come in after her. He obliges, and Fire leg traps him to the mat quickly and drops a leg across the back of his neck. She waits for Stank to get back to his knees and blasts him with a Shining Wizard. She covers, but Stank kicks out well before 3. They both get to their feet, and Fire hits the ropes, but Stank catches her with a Black Hole Slam! He drags her to the corner and props her up, then goes to work like Firewoman is a speed bag as the referee counts to 5. Stank stops abruptly at 5, ducks Fire’s punch, and lands a big belly to back suplex. Stank whips her hard into the corner and goes running in for an avalanche, but Fire leapfrogs him and tries a Briscoe Rollup! 1…2.. No, Stank kicks out and beats Fire to the corner to tag in LD. LD locks fire in a Full Nelson and begins to swing her around in circles. LD makes one, two, three, four, five, six full rotations, then releases her, sending Fire tumbling out of the ring. Alex jaws at LD as he drops down to check on his wife. He rolls her back in gently then tags himself in as LD does the same with Stank. Stank quickly takes Alex to the mat and pounds on his back and neck. Stank goes for a jumping leg drop, but Alex rolls out of the way and in a flash has Stank tied up in a Cattle Mutilation. Stank tries to roll over, but cannot because of the pressure. LD comes in and pulls Stank’s leg to the ropes, which causes Alex to break the hold and go after LD. Stank grabs Alex from behind and hits a release German suplex. Alex rolls to his corner and Firewoman tags back in. She lets loose with some stiff kicks to Stank’s torso as he gets to his knees. Fire tries a DDT, but Stank sweeps her legs and goes about locking in the Catch-22! He has her dead to rights in the middle of the ring, and it is Alex’s turn to break up the move. He does, and AA climbs on the apron, swinging the tennis racket wildly. AA takes a bump from Darling and hits the floor hard. We get a few moments of 4-way action in the ring before Alex dumps LD over the ropes. Stank has scooped Fire up for a slam, so Alex dropkicks her, causing Stank to topple back and fire hooks the leg for 1…..2…..No! AA pulls her off of from the floor, and now Alex, AA and LD are jawing at each other continuously. LD and Alex tag in and go at each other with back and forth fists. The crowd seems like it wants to do the Boo Yay chant, but is unsure whom to chant each one with. LD catches Alex with a lung blower and covers 1….2….No! LD tries a snap suplex, but Alex drops behind him and lifts him in the Electric Chair! He tags Fire, who climbs up…. Leaps… and Hurricanranas LD OFF OF ALEX’S SHOUDLERS! It’s the Flame Thrower! Alex tries to cut off Stank but he walks right into a STANK-U! Stank grabs Fire by the hair and pulls her up and the two of them go toe to toe in the middle of the ring and……the bell rings? WINNERS – 30 minute time limit draw The crowd is not very happy about this, the chant “LET THEM FIGHT” LD gets to his feet in one corner and Alex is on his feet in the other. The referee looks like he is about to let them fight it out for a bit longer when Chris Evans races to the ring, grabs LD and pulls him to the floor and SLAMS a steel chair down on top of his head! Evans stands there and smirks, then tosses the chair aside and runs to the back when he realizes there are three very pissed off individuals closing in on him. The referee can’t restart the match now. Stank checks on his partner while Phoenix Rising collects their titles and we fade to black. Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Be sure to check out the OOWF Bloodbath in Paradise 5 July 29th Live! From Las Vegas, Nevada. And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem! July 25th, Live! From Seattle, Washington See something you like? Post it here in the 2012 Awards Reminder Thread For all your OOWF shopping needs, check out www.cafepress.com/oowfshirts For all your OOWF History needs, visit the OOWF Archives at www.oowfwrestling.com Join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights![/quote]
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