OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (07/18) Live! From Anaheim, Ca

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Anaheim, California

OOWF World Tag Team Title Match[/u]
Phoenix Rising vs. Stank & LD Williams

OOWF DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Title Match[/u]
Moosehead Jack vs. Ghosthead

Aina vs. Stan Fulton – Stan picks the match stip
Kai vs. Mai Muyo – Kai picks the match stip
Attitude Adjuster vs. Chris Evans vs. Matt Folz vs. El Lobo Sangriento
Texpress & Danny Taylor vs. Ricky Soaring Eagle, Rabbit Mask & Comrade Sharkoff
Power & Glory vs. Awesome Bill From Dawsonville & Justin Sane

Card subject to Trout attack

[BookerShark]

(In the dressing room of Power and Glory, Edra is furious and throwing things, but not tantrumy destroying the dressing room like someone else we know. Clio is sitting in the corner smiling and humming all happy. Wyatt and Mary Lou come in.)

Wyatt: Congratulations, Ladies. You took them to the limit.

Edra: But we didn't win. Again.

Wyatt: They're the champs for a reason. And you know they're hurting more than you right now.

Edra: Well, if SOMEONE had her head in the game things would have worked out better.

Mary Lou: Edra, please...

Clio: She kissed me......she kissed me again.

Wyatt: Clio, what is this?

Clio: Don't you get it, she kissed me.

Wyatt: She made you TAP OUT!

Clio: I know. (Clio sighs with a lovesick happy smile)

Wyatt: (To Mary Lou) Get Mike. Tell him we're taking off as soon as we all get to the airport.

Mary Lou: There might be a delay in taking off. They're having to reroute traffic around Compton.

Wyatt: Still burning?

Mary Lou: That Pine Cone Party Likker is stout stuff. Once back in college...

Wyatt: Later. Much later. Get everything set.

Mary Lou: On it.

Wyatt: OK, Ladies, we're going home tonight, we have a lot of work to do, and we have to fly to Lawrence Saturday morning. I think we'll see if Stan and Mai will come with us.

Clio: To Lawrence? Can we see Steven?

Wyatt: Not unless you want to spend a full night in the Grey Bar Hotel.

Clio: What?

Wyatt: Stephen is busy, dear. We're going to see you other friends from the Women's Shelter.

Clio: Oh, they're nice.

Wyatt: Yes, they are, and they do good things. Edra, can you step over here a minute.

(A still seething Edra and Wyatt walk over into the corner away from Clio, still happily humming away and smiling.)

Wyatt: You held it together so well out there, I'm proud of you keeping your sister together.

Edra: Dad, do you know how bad this really is?

Wyatt: Worse than an Attitude Adjuster promo?

Edra: Almost. She was totally lost out there.

Wyatt: Take it easy, we've got a week to get her together. Maybe going to Lawrence and seeing her friends will help.

Edra: I doubt it. Who are we facing this week.

Wyatt: The Pine Cone Party Likker express....again.

Edra: Good. Maybe we can get back on the winning track.

Wyatt: Maybe she'd settle down with some Pine Cone Party Likker.

Edra: That I'd like to see.

(Wyatt and Edra smile as Clio is softly singing “Call Me Maybe” to herself and we...)

FADE

[BookerShark]

FADE in backstage at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum where Stan Fulton and Mai Muyo are packing to leave for the airport and the private plane to Ely, NV.

MM: “Did you see the post for next week?”

SF: “Yeah. At least I get the more sane member of the Hawaiians. I’d guess Kai is going to put you in a pie eating contest or something equally weird.”

MM: “I like pie. Banana cream is heavenly.”

SF: “Kai doesn’t eat that kind of pie.”

MM: “What pie does he like?”

SF: “It’s not for public consumption, and let’s leave it there.”

MM: “Okay. I’m glad we’re going back with Wyatt and the girls.”

SF: “Me too. I think we can all use a morning or five on the mountain. We need to strengthen our spiritual core.”

MM: “That reminds me, we have a Bible study course tomorrow. Can we set up a videoconference at the American Sunrise complex?”

SF: “I’m sure we can. Remind me later to tell Wyatt that I’d like to offer my services to him as a fill-in if he ever needs a day off from American Sunrise. I did some radio work back in Minnesota.”

MM: “Really?”

SF: “Yeah. Mostly country and jazz stations, but I was a producer for a local public radio station too.”

MM: “Cool.”

Mai and Stan finally make their way outside and stand in the morning sunshine, the smog still an hour or so away from being lethal.

MM: “Have you thought about your stipulation for Aina?”

SF: “I have. And it’s something OOWF hasn’t seen, or at least not in a long time if my perusal of their history at OOWFWrestling.com is any indication.”

MM: “What’dya pick? What’dya pick? What’dya pick? What’dya pick?”

SF: “Aina versus Stan Fulton, this Wednesday on Midweek Mayhem, LIVE from the Arena at the Anaheim Convention Center in Anaheim, California (cheap pop), in a Hard 10 Match.”

MM: “Oooooooooooooo.”

Fulton turns to the Brave Lil’ INC.

SF: “I haven’t been able to say this since being born again, but Aina? Enjoy the pain.”

FADE

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(Wyatt and Mary Lou are in their offices at the American Sunrise complex in East Ely Nevada. Stan and Mai have just left after discussing their training options this week. Edra and Clio went with Clancey into town to go to the grocery store. Wyatt looks up to see Edra coming in wearing a yellow Slants T-shirt she got at the concert last week and blue jeans.)

Wyatt: Hi honey.

Edra: Dad, she so embarrassed us...

Wyatt: What did your sister do, now.

Edra: There were a bunch of the Forest Service firefighters in the store. She got all flirty with them and kept calling them all Steven.

(Wyatt holds his head like a headache was coming on.)

Wyatt: ...and...

Edra: And one of them slapped her on the behind. She asked him if he liked Ice Cream Sundaes. He said sure baby.

Wyatt: She didn't....

Edra: Crushed nuts....

(Mary Lou blushes, Wyatt starts laughing, and Edra is aghast)

Edra: I was HUMILIATED. Everyone was laughing...and YOU TAUGHT HER THAT!

(Wyatt can't stop laughing)

Edra: DAD! Did you see what she's wearing? CLIO! Dad wants to see you!

(Wyatt stops laughing when he sees Clio wearing a hot pink crop top, a barely-there pair of hot pink Daisy Dukes, pink knee high socks and pink New Balance shoes, a shoulder length pink wig in pony tails, and a pink leather collar around her neck with red hearts on it. Mary Lou just sits there astonished)

Wyatt: …

Edra: DAD! Dad? Yo dad...

Wyatt: …

Clio: Do I look pretty, Daddy....

Wyatt: …

Mary Lou: Girls, have you had your climb yet today?

Edra: No, Mary Lou, we haven't. We slept in...

Mary Lou: Then why don't you two change into your workout clothes and head up the mountain before it gets too much later.

Edra: Yes, Mary Lou.

Clio: (walking over and sits on Mary Lou's lap and gives her a hug) Yes, Mary Lou. (walks over and gives Wyatt a hug and a kiss on the cheek) I love you, daddy.

Wyatt: I...I love you too, sweetheart...

(Edra walks out of the room while Clio skips out, as Wyatt and Mary Lou look at each other.)

Mary Lou: Looks like your little girl's all grown up.

Wyatt: OH STOP THAT! Damn Firewoman's all in her head. Where'd she get that stuff. And that collar...

Mary Lou: Might not be a bad idea.

Wyatt: What? The collar?

Mary Lou: Might keep her reigned in.

Wyatt: Oh that's ridicul...maybe...not a bad idea. Check around in Kansas City for a collar and matching leash. Something that would match their red outfits...

Mary Lou: Black.

Wyatt: Black?

Mary Lou: It'll match much better where their heads are at...

Wyatt: Damn, you're good. (Wyatt reaches over and kisses her)

Mary Lou: Thank you. So are you. (She reaches over and gives Wyatt a much bigger kiss)

Wyatt: We're not gonna get anything done here, right now, are we?

Mary Lou: Nope.

Wyatt: I didn't think so.

( Wyatt and Mary Lou leave the office and we FADE. When we return Edra and Clio are almost at the top of the mountain when they see hoofprints on the path.)

Edra: Who would bring horses up this path?

Clio: I don't think those are horse prints.

(The twins continue up the path and see two donkeys. Looking over the beauty and majesty of the valley is Awesome Bill from Dawsonville, Ellie May from Ellijay, and Justin Sane. The twins dash toward them with hugs for the guys)

Edra: Justin, Bill! What are you doing here?

Justin: Strictly Business. After the incident in Compton, the state of California has banned the sale of Pine Cone Party Likker.

Bill: Damn Californicationers.

Justin: Turns out, Ely's one of the few places you can still get it.

Edra: Dad has a couple of cases in the back.

Bill: I didn't know your daddy had any Pine Cone Party Likker?

Edra: He uses it to start the backup generator once a week.

Ellie: (deadpan, and unexcited) How exciting. How beautiful it is up here.

Clio: (cuddling up to Justin, running a finger along his face) So I guess we get to wrestle again this week.

Justin: That's what the lineup says.

Clio: (holding Justin close, just a few inches from her face) That's good. I love wrestling with YOU, Justin.

Edra: (recognizing that this could be going the wrong way) Clio, I think we need to go.

Clio: Already? But we just got here...and I wanted to show Justin the...view from the edge...

Edra: Not now, Clio. Bill, Ma'am, Justin, stop by on the way out of town if you want. Big house at the base of the mountain.

Bill: 'Preciate the hospitality, Miz Edra.

(Clio plants a full bore liplock on Justin. Justin falls back near the edge.)

Clio: See you later...Steven.

Edra: Clio, behave.

(The twins start their way back down the mountain, Clio singiing Kiss Me by Sixpence None The Richer as Justin just sits there, staring.)

Justin: What was THAT?

Bill: That, my boy, is the definition of outdamnstandener than hell.

Ellie: (still deadpan) How exciting.

(Bill helps a shaken Justin to his feet as we...)

FADE

[BookerShark]

Firewoman is on-line, when her Skype window pops up. She looks and so do we and it says GOAT420. Fire rolls her eyes, but smiles, and opens the program.

FW: Hello, Davin.

DM: Hey, squirt, what's new?

FW: That's not my name.

DM: Yes, but you hang up on me whenever I use your name for some reason, so, that's what you get.

FW: Fine. Nothing much.

DM: Uh huh. How's therapy?

FW: I don't want to talk about it.

DM: Right. That's why you were confiding in a NinjaCam. You said you needed my sage and always awesome advice, so here I am.

FW: Fine. So, let's see. Turns out that Rose and Sean weren't exactly tee-totaler's before, but when Moose's twin died....

DM: Patrick. Your brother.

FW: Yes. Anyway, that did turn them from partiers to addicts. When we came to your place, was when Rose decided to get clean, and she was in rehab while I stayed with you. Then she came to get me and went back for Moose, but Sean "convinced" her to stay, so no more clean for her, and...well, that's when the other stuff ... with me...started. Cos Sean spent all his money on alcohol, so she didn't--

DM: So you didn't go to New York straight from our house?

FW: No, and that makes more sense because some of my memories of Moose he's older and....anyway, that's where we are.

DM: So she ran to NY, took you when, 8? 9?

FW: Something like that.

DM: Wow...wait, why wasn't this like a whole series of reveals over a few weeks? I know it'd be soapy, but--

FW: Dunno if you've noticed, but we have a whole new level of what counts as "soapy" around here.

DM: Ah...So...you remember anything about Patrick? Or that day?

FW: Not ... really. I mean they were identical twins, so it could be that my memories of Moose are really Patrick, and...but no. And not ...that day. Whenever Dr. Sid tries to regress me to that day, all I remember is being very angry at first, then very scared. And I snap myself out of it.

DM: Wow...well....maybe you don't have to remember the details.

FW: *shrug* I dunno, Dr. Sid seems to think I should, and so does Lucky.

DM: What does Alex say?

FW: Not much, really.

DM: Hm....

FW: We beat Power and Glory last night.

DM: I know, Miss Subject Changer, I saw. They're good.

FW: They're damn good. But they're rookies and made rookie mistakes. Going for the injuries early--

DM: Yeah, I knew you'd catch that, and capitalize on it. You have made an impression on Miss Clio. You'd think she could have psychically seen that coming, eh?

Davin laughs at his own joke while Fire looks confused.

FW: Huh? Edra is the one that thinks she's psychic.

DM: What? Never mind. So what are you all conflicted by that you need Uncle Davin's advice.

FW: Cousin Davin, and you know me so well...you tell me.

DM: Fine. You can't keep ducking him. He's as stubborn as you are and he's not going to let up until you make him.

FW: Right but...if I do that....I mean, you know what I'll have to do...where I'll have to go.

DM: *getting serious* Yeah. I do. And...fucking New Guard...I won't be there to help you back. You'll have to just trust you can come back on your own.

FW: ...

DM: ...

FW: What if I don--

DM: Don't let that enter your mind. Do what you need to do. And then...hey, you have a new house to get moved into, and a certain niece that looks up to you to a disturbing degree.

FW: *mood brightening* She does?

DM: Yes. She wanted to talk to you but I said after her nap, since there are just some things she doesn't need to know about yet. Just use those things to help anchor you. And, you know...the douchebag.

FW: Alex?

DM: Wow, you got it on the first try.

FW: He's not ... okay, sometimes.

DM: Right. So..what are you crazy kids going to do this evening?

FW: I dunno, I think he's going to Comic-Con.

DM: He's not taking you?

FW: Guess not. No big deal though, there's a convent I passed on the way in, and they're having a sale, so I thought I might--

Fire smiles in a particular way, that makes Davin shake his head.

DM: You haven't learned your lesson yet? It's not enough you got Clio obsessed with you with this 'seduce the innocent' game of yours--

FW: She's not so innocent. In fact, she could probably show me a thing or two.

Fire smiles, and Davin rolls his eyes.

DM: Whatever...just...be careful.. That is so going to bite you in the ass some day--

FW: I know!

DM: -- And not in the good way! 'kay gotta bounce, squirt. Take care of yourself. Don't make me come back there and kick your ass.

FW: Unless you intend to roll over my feet in your hoverround, I'm not sure how you'd do that.

DM: Funny..Laters.

FW: Laters.

The screen goes dark, and Fire closes the laptop and goes to the back room.

[BookerShark]

<Moose sits atop the Staples Center as OOWF crew wrap things up and head to Anaheim. The sun is going down, and Moose looks out and sees the billowing smoke rising from Compton>

Amazing to think that the actions of one can affect the lives of so many……..right Lisa?

It seems like my dear sister had a bit of a breakthrough. Hurts, don’t it? That’s just the tip of the iceberg. You spent your whole life forgetting it because it wasn’t something that benefitted YOU. And now, all that pain, all that misery is coming back…….you’re welcome.

Maybe THIS will start to jog more, maybe we will actually see the Lisa Quinn that was the most feared wrestler in the WORLD, and not the joke that she has become. Davin was right Lisa, I won’t go away, I won’t go away until I know for sure.

Is Firewoman as dead as Patrick Quinn?

But there is something else I need to comment on, Mr. Ghosthead, the Death Knell. Some have said I have been distracted by other things, that I have not given him the attention he deserves.

<Moose smirks>

You know, lately, I have heard a lot of terms thrown around……..blood feud being one of them. I know a thing or two about blood feuds, and so does Ghost. His feud with Lobo is the thing of legend. I know this, the powers that be would LOVE to see Ghost and I destroy one another. That’s not going to happen.

That’s not going to happen because I am going to throw down a term that gets a lot of derision from a lot of people, respect.

It is no secret that I respect the hell out of Stank. His brother has more than earned my respect. Ghost, yesterday, you beat me. No excuses, no bullshit. You were the better man on that night. Next week, in Anaheim, it is my title on the line, and I promise you this, respect or no, I am walking out of that arena with my DDT title.

No threats, no attacks, no insults to you, it’s just that simple.

And that is the truth
Trust me

[BookerShark]

We come up in the Texexpress locker room. Zane is watching match clips on a laptop as Bridgette sits by reading a book(50 shades of grey? Looks like Zane may be having a fun weekend), as Chad is on the couch playing OOWF the video game on his X-box. A knock is heard on the door, and Bridgette walks over and opens it to see Dynamite Danny Taylor standing there wearing one of Lobos masks with a huge grin on his face. He gives Bridgette a huge thumbs up.

Bridgette: (over her shoulder)Boy's it's for you.

Chad and Zane look over, see Danny, and burst out into laughter. At this point Dashing Victor Deniro walks around from behind Danny just shaking his head.

DVD: I told you to leave that gimmick to when Lobo teams with them.

Danny shrugs and pulls the mask off as the men enter the room. Vic nods at Bridgette.

DVD: How are you doing ba...(Zane shoots hims a look)...Ma'am.

Bridgette: Fine, I take it you guys are here for a strategy session?

DVD: You know it, we team up to take on some angry animals in Eagle, Rabbit and Sharkov. Not going to be an easy, or safe match.

Zane comes over at this point.

Zane: No it won't, I've been studying tape of Rabbit, but his style has changed so much, that I'm not sure how useful it will be.

DVD: Every little bit helps, don't you agree Danny?

Vic turns, but Danny is gone. Vic and Zane look over to the couch, were Danny is now holding the second player controller as him Chad pursue the tag team titles (but why are they playing as Justin and Sharkhov?). Both Zane and Vic let out audible sighs. Bridgette just chuckles.

Bridgette: Let them have some fun, then I'm sure they will get serious about the match. Come on, you two can talk business amongst yourselves for a bit.

Bridgette walks away as Zane and Vic just shrug, and we...

FADE

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(Wyatt, Mary Lou, the Twins, and Stan and Mai are onboard the Gulfstream Turboprop heading for Kansas City, where they will spend the night ahead of the Saturday American Sunrise Benefit. Clio is sitting in a corner sulking while the others are talking about the twins encounter with Awesome Bill, Ellie May, and Justin.)

Stan: Let me get this straight. Clio...kissed Justin?

Mai: Uh-huh.

Edra: Silly girl wasn't paying attention. She should have known it wouldn't work.

Mai: Huh?

Edra: Justin doesn't work that way. I knew it when I met him.

Stan: I take it he's playing on the wrong team?

Edra: He doesn't play at all. He's a Non.

Mai: Non-denominational? I don't see where...

Edra: Non-sexual...he just doesn't care.

Mai: Well, that's good. Young men like that are hard to find these days.

(Both Edra and Stan look at Mai)


Mai: Well, he's saving himself for the right person.

Stan: Or something else...

Edra: Anyway, we've got a meeting set up later with Clio's old therapist Dr. Sigmund Ziffin to see if he can get a handle on these flashbacks.

Stan: I don't remember your sister always wearing that much pink.

Edra: Not for a long time. So I guess you won't be doing much training this week.

Mai: I can't. I have no idea what my match is going to be. I hope it's a Pie eating contest.

Stan: Trust me, you really don't.

Edra: And not much you can do to train for a Hard 10 match.

Stan: Just get the tables out and pray for the best.

Edra: Uncle Wyatt, did you ever have a Hard 10 match?

Wyatt: Nope, never had the pleasure, so to speak. But if anyone can win it, Stan can.

Mary Lou: So our our agenda is to land at Lee's Summit Municipal Airport, drop Stan and Mai at Unity Village, head for the Doctor's offices, then pick up the...wardrobe enhancements.

Wyatt: Plural?

Mary Lou: Both of them.

Edra: Me too?

Mary Lou: Just having Clio with a collar on takes away your advantage. This way you can pull Twin Magic if Clio loses it...

Edra: Cool. Since she got hers...

Wyatt: Exactly WHEN did she get that collar...and those clothes, come to think of it. When?

Edra: Well, when you were getting things set up after we got into LA, we saw this little boutique and we got a few things. I wasn't paying much attention to what Clio got.. there were these cute shoes...

Mary Lou: (Looking at her tablet) That checks. Look at their credit card bills.

(Mary Lou hands the tablet to Wyatt who looks at the bills and chokes)

Wyatt: Clio spent HOW much?

Mary Lou: Hey, in LA it costs a lot of money to look cheap.

Wyatt: (turning to Clio) Young Lady...

Mary Lou: Wyatt! Not now. Later.

Wyatt: But this bill..

Mary Lou: Can probably be written off if we use it on TV.

Wyatt: (hesitantly) Alright. But don't YOU get any ideas.

Edra: Yes, dad.

Wyatt: Tell you what, when we're done at our first two stops, we'll go to the Country Club Plaza and get something for the two of you. And I owe you Edra for putting up with your sister.

Edra: Thanks, Dad!

Wyatt: (Turning to Mary Lou) As for you, they have a Helzberg Jewelers there...

Edra: ...and a Tiffany...

Wyatt: What the hell...you deserve the best. Yes, Tiffanys....

(Everyone is happy except Clio, who gets that smile on her face again and is singing softly to herself:www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kFhx27OMdE )

Clio: Prick your finger on a spinning wheel
But don't make a sound
Drop of blood and now you're taken
For all time
With a kiss you will awaken
And you'll be mine, you'll be mine, you'll be mine

FADE

[BookerShark]

*Fade in to the Destroyatorium, where we find El Lobo Sangriento READING~! what appears to be a blog. Let me see if I can make out the URL…yes…looks like it’s punshouse.blogspot.ca/2012/07/northern-reflections-night-on-town.html. From what I can see, it looks pretty interesting. The rest of the OOWF roster would probably be interested. They should totally check it out. And tell their friends. And relatives. And neighbors…

ELS: Uh, Voiceover Guy?

VG: Yes Lobo?

ELS: You done pimping that blog?

VG: For now.

ELS: Okay then. (to camera) Hey kids. It’s your old pal Lobo. Let me start out today by giving a shout out to Danny for the mask gag. That’s good stuff, my friend.

ELS: And now, to our esteemed General Manager, Selena, might I ask how it is that I stated I wanted a World Title shot last week, and I’m in a match with comedy wrestlers this week? I mean, admittedly, Attitude Adjuster’s the only one of the three who intends to be funny, rather than just being a joke, but the point stands.

ELS: Evans and Folz. The New Guard. Is that still a thing? I quit paying attention to you guys months ago. You know, when you stopped being relevant. This week at Mayhem, you’re going to get o.W.n.ed.

ELS: Wolfpack out.

*FADE*

[BookerShark]

FADE in. Stan Fulton is in a black martial arts uniform working out at a dojang somewhere in Kansas City, prior to the American Sunrise Benefit tomorrow. His partner, Mai Muyo, is watching nearby. Fulton is working out with what appears to be a wooden sword. A collection of wooden and real metal swords is stacked nearby.

MM: “So explain to me what you’re doing again?”

Fulton stops what he’s doing, grabs a Dasani water and a towel and has a seat near Mai.

SF: “It’s called Haidong Gumdo. In Korean, meaning roughly The Way of the Sword. It’s bringing mind, body and sword into one. Unifying the three for battlefield warfare. In fact the 6th World Haidong Gumdo Championships are going on right now in the Gangwon Province.”

MM: “And what do you use it for?”

SF: “The nerd in me says that, during the Zombie Apocalypse, eventually the ammunition will run out. The sword work will come in handy then. Truthfully though it’s a fantastic cardio workout that’s not hard on the joints.”

MM: “It’s very pretty.”

SF: “It’s quite a difference from, say, Taekwondo. That’s a very hard martial art. Each move by itself, more focus on stances, et cetera. Where Gumdo is more fluid and soft. Each move moves into the next and the stances are no more than a place to eventually get to at the end.”

MM: “Could you teach me?”

SF: “I could, if you’re interested. In fact, I think this’d be a good cardio warm-up before our wrestling training. Think Clio, Edra, Mary Lou and Wyatt would be interested?”

MM: “I think so.”

Pause.

MM: “Stan, I still don’t know what I’m supposed to prepare for? There’s been nothing from Kai about what match I’m going to have. I’m starting to get nervous. He could pick, literally, anything. I could be in a cage, strap match, Judy Bagwell on a Pole match.”

SF: “She was on a forklift.”

MM: “That’s my point. It could be anything! How do I train for this? What do I prepare for?”

SF: “Easy, Mai. You do what you always do. Train for your style. Add in flexibility and endurance. That’s all you can do. It’s why I broke out the swords again. The fluidity might help me avoid a weapon shot and if anything else it’s going to help my endurance. You’ll just have to do the same. And don’t forget. I’ll be right there at ringside to keep Aina from interfering.”

MM: “Thanks, Stan. I was starting to freak out.”

SF: “I could tell. Let me clean up and we’ll go get some bar-b-que. And you know what? We could use a night off. Let’s head over to Kaufman Stadium and catch a baseball game. The Royals are hosting the White Sox. It’ll give me a chance to boo A.J. Pierzynski.”

MM: “Why?”

SF: “Because he’s a tool that bad mouthed the Twins the second he was traded. No respect. Shame too, because he’s a good player.”

MM: “OK. Let’s go.”

FADE

[BookerShark]

(Wyatt, Mary Lou, the Twins, and Stan and Mai are disembarking the Gulfstream Turboprop at Lawrence Municipal Airport Saturday morning for the American Sunrise Benefit. Wyatt is wearing a bright red golf shirt and black slacks, while Edra and Clio are dressed in matching dresses from the 500th show special along with their matching collars, Mary Lou is in her business suit, and Stan and Mai are dressed in matching “LD Williams is a Fraud” tshirts and blue jeans. As they come off the plane, they are met with a surprise...)

Wyatt: Kelley? Is that you?

(Wyatt and Kelley share a huge hug and kiss at the gate. Mary Lou is visibly uncomfortable.)

Wyatt: Everyone! This is my friend Kelley. She went to school with Ned and Nancy and me. What are you doing here?

Kelley: I live here now.

Wyatt: Not at the airport...

Kelley: No, here in Lawrence. I'm playing at the benefit today.

Edra: Cool! Songs from Gravity Loves You?

Kelley: Who is this lovely young lady with such good taste?

Wyatt: Oh, it has been a while. This is Edra and Clio. Marty's girls.

Kelley: Oh my God, you two have grown so much since the last time I saw you. You're so beautiful and...look nothing like your mother.

Edra: According to Dad we look like his mother.

Kelley: Oh, you finally found out who the twins father is?

Wyatt: Well....

Clio: Oh, we should have known all along...who took care of us all these years?

Edra: Clio! He didn't know...we didn't until...the end...

Kelley: Wait a minute, are you telling me...

Wyatt: (Sheepishly) Long story.

Edra: It was all Mom's doing. We'll tell you about it on the way to the Casbah.

Kelley: Oh, they've moved the event.

Clio: No burgers?

Kelley: Later. The lines started forming yesterday afternoon, and they got in touch with the University. You two and your dad must pull some weight. You're booked into the Fieldhouse, and they asked me to come and play.

Edra and Clio: EEEEEEEEEEEE!

Wyatt: Wow, thanks for coming to meet us.

Kelley: Well, they sent me for another reason. You see, someone thought it might be cool if...well...they set up a ring...and sent over some indy workers...

Wyatt: Girls, you want a tune up in front of some friendly fans?

Edra: Do we?

Clio: You bet!

Stan: If you like, we can help.

Mai: Of course, anything for the Women's Shelter.

Wyatt: Everyone back on the plane to get your gear. Mary Lou, would you get my white suit?

Mary Lou: On it, sweetheart. (Mary Lou kisses Wyatt, a little more than appropriately and walks up the ramp, followed by the others)

Kelley: Uh, what was that? I just thought she was your assistant.

Wyatt: She was. Long story.

Kelley: And I thought things in my life were crazy.

Wyatt: Trust me, you have NO IDEA. Will you play Music is the Thread for us? It means a lot to us.

Kelley: Of course. (Kelley looks up to see everyone with their gym bags coming down the ramp) Oh, that was fast.

Wyatt: They don't get paid by the hour. OK, let's get to the limo so Mike can get the plane serviced for our flight back to Ely.

(Everyone follows Kelley and Wyatt and are smiling and chatting except Clio, who hangs back by herself and is singing softly to herself:www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kFhx27OMdE )

Clio: Prick your finger on a spinning wheel
But don't make a sound
Drop of blood and now you're taken
For all time
With a kiss you will awaken
And you'll be mine, you'll be mine, you'll be mine

FADE

[BookerShark]

Firewoman is...I dunno, doing her toenails or something. Lucky is watching OOWF-TV to see if there's anything she needs to know about. She hears something, and her head snaps up to look at the TV, and then at Lucky.

L: Yes?

FW: Did Wyatt just buy bondage collars for his daughters?

L: Aaaaayup.

She goes back to painting her toenails.

FW: And they say my family is fucked up.....

[BookerShark]

**SFJ#47 is standing in front of an OOWF banner with World Heavyweight Champion L.D. Williams.**

SFJ#47: “L.D., this week you will be teaming up with Stank for a shot at the OOWF World Tag Team Titles. Your thoughts?”

LDW: “If I had a bucket list for my career, I can honestly say that most of it would be crossed off - World Champion, the Six Pack - twice, three incredible tag teams, the Five, defeating The Underdawg in the biggest match of my career - just about everything I‘ve wanted to accomplish, I have. One of the few things left would be winning the Tag Team Championships with Stank. Wednesday night, we get our chance.”

SFJ#47: “But to win them, you will have to defeat Phoenix Rising - easier said than done.”

LDW: “This is true. Lets get the personal stuff out of the way first. Fire is family to me. I couldn’t be prouder of what she’s accomplished - inside the ring and out - if she were my own sister. Alex and I, well, we’re not on each other’s Christmas card lists, but I respect what he’s done inside the ring and admire what he’s tried to do outside of it. He deserves credit for what he’s done for Fire.

But once the bell rings, none of that will make the slightest difference.

Phoenix Rising, you’ve accomplished a lot over the past several months, but getting in the ring with L.D. Williams and Stank is on a whole other level. We’re not Power and Glory - you don’t have an experience advantage over us. We’re not Texpress or the Hawai’ians - the fact that you are accomplished singles wrestlers won’t help you in the least. Truth is, Stank and I are both the most decorated wrestlers in the history of the OOWF and the greatest wrestlers on the roster. To beat us you’re going to have to be better than you’ve ever been, both individually and as a team.”

SFJ#47: “But isn’t winning the Tag Team Titles kind of pointless, seeing as you can’t hold both Championships at once?”

LDW: “A Championship is a Championship, even if we vacate it the next day. Besides, who says it’ll be the tag belts that I give up-”

**Attitude Adjuster steps into the frame wearing a suit and tie and carrying a fuzzy tennis racket.**

AA: “You’re damn skippy we won’t be vacating the tag team titles! We have too much of a little something called respect to do that. Respect, R-E-S-P-E-C-T., something that the other teams in this company can’t spell, much less understand. But my boys, they understand respect, and with my help they are going to bring respect, decency, sanity, and most of all wrestling back to the tag team division. This man and his partner are the human highlight film of professional wrestling. Twin sons of different mothers. ‘Loverboy’ L.D and ’Sweet’ Stank, The New Original Classic Late Evening Express!”

SFJ#47: “-”

LDW: “-”

AA: “-”

LDW: “Late Evening?”

AA: “Have you met Jimmy’s lawyers?”

LDW: “Fair Enough.”

AA: “C’mon, lets find Stank before he tries to promo without me and tanks as badly as you did.”

<fade>

[BookerShark]

Justin Bill and Ellie May are sitting in catering eating on sum free grub as we catch them in mid conversation.

Bill: I'm saying son, that girl was all over you, why didn't you make a move?

Justin: What like a headlock takedown.

Bill: No boy, like one of them (he makes some weird gyrating motions) sexy time moves.

Justin: Sexy time?

Ellie: I think he means flirting.

Justin: Flirting?

Ellie: You really don't get it do you?

Justin just shrugs.

Ellie: You don't drink, don't smoke, no drugs, no sex, are you one of them straight edgers?

Justin thinks for a minute.

Justin: I some time use a ruler when i need to even the hawk up, that's kind of a straight edge.

Ellie: That's not what I ....you know what never mind. You two ought to hit the gym to prepare for your match.

Bill: Might be a problem, Drunky and Drunkette had an accident their, pretty sure we are banned now.

Ellie: You boys might just be Banned From Everywhere

Justin jumps out of his chair shocked.

Justin: Why did your words come all bolded like that?

Bill: You can see her words?

Justin: Can't you?

Bill: Well yeah, but I'm also on my third jar of Pine Cone Party Likker. But she may be right, I think we are Banned From Everywhere

Justin: (pointing above Bill)There, it just happened again.

Ellie: What just happened?

Justin: The bolded words. Hold on, let me try something.....

Justin: Banned From Everywhere Well, that's three, i guess it's official.

Bill: What's official?

Justin: We are a real tag team, we have a name and everything now.

Bill: That's Outstander then hell son.

FADE

[BookerShark]

~~~ Bridgette is...I dunno, doing her toenails or something. Chad and Danny continue their video game. Zane is watching OOWF-TV while he works on his match prep with Vic. He hears something, and her head snaps up to look at the TV, over to Vic, and then at Bridgette.

Bridgette: Yes?

Zane: Did Wyatt just buy bondage collars for his daughters?

Vic: Aaaaayup.

~~~ Bridgette goes back to painting her toenails. ~~~

Zane: And they say Chad is a pervert.....

[BookerShark]

There's a knock on the door, and Bridgette answer it. Firewoman is standing there, arms crossed.

B: Yeah, I know.

She gets out her purse, and her check book.

FW: "Covenant House."

B: *scribbling* You got it.

She rips the check out of the book and hands it to Fire. Fire leaves happily, and Bridgette closes the door, then turns and glares at Zane.

ZM: What?

FADE

[BookerShark]

(Backstage at the benefit Mai comes running up to Wyatt and gives him a big hug)

Mai: Oh, I don't care what those others say, you really are a good man!

Wyatt: Huh?

Mai: Raising money for the Lawrence Womens Shelter AND Covenant house at the same time!

(Wyatt just smiles at Mai and continues on as we...)

FADE

[BookerShark]

"Another week, another team with the Rabbit Mask. Usagi, If you decide to walk out on me again, I wont stop at dropping you on your head. I will rip your fucking head off your body and beat you to death with it.

So Mute boy, it wasn't pain enough to lose this belt to me, you have to keep coming back for more? Well if it's pain you want, I am happy to help. But don't bother warning your cowpoke buddies about me. They get to FEEL MY PAIN first hand this week. And I am looking forward to crippling all three of you"

[BookerShark]

(It's well after Midnight Saturday night Pacific Time as the American Sunrise Gulfstream Turboprop is on it's way back to Yelland Field in Ely, Nevada. Most everyone is asleep on the flight except for Wyatt Cox who is still wound from the events of the day. He slips away from the main entourage and heads back to the galley area, motioning at the Ninjacam to come back with him. He pulls out two seats from the wall and offers one to the INC as he closes the curtains to the main compartment and turns on a light. When both are seated, Wyatt starts to quietly speak.)

Days like these are why I'm glad I do this, and why I'm so proud of those girls.
The audience was in a mood to be entertained, and that always makes it so easy. They laughed at the stories I told, they loved Kelley's singing, they didn't boo me off the stage when Kelley insisted I sing something with her, the crowd was appreciative when Stan and Mai went 10 minutes with some local guys, and even more so when we fired up the old Jessica Simpson music and the twins and I came out. They were nervous, and beat two local boys in about two minutes...but then they brought out two more and the twins let that one go for about ten. They told us the preliminary total raised was almost 25-thousand dollars, and there may be a lot more by the time they count the donation barrels. Afterwards we went over to the Burger Stand and it was packed, but they saved us seven places, and we sat and ate and caught up on old times with Kelley. We hadn't seen her...well, since the twins' mom passed away. They're taking to this in stride. At the Fieldhouse, at the Burger Stand, they signed every autograph, posed for every picture, shook every hand and hugged everyone. Edra was touched, but the moment of the night was when they chanted for Clio. At the end, Little Miss shy-about-public-speaking talked about her experience, about the help she got from the center, and brought the house down. For all her antics this week, tonight she made me so proud.

But I digress.

I want to congratulate Phoenix Rising on a fair and solid match. For all Mr and Mrs Firewoman have had to say about me and my coaching methodology, they can't deny that they've had more of a challenge in the last two weeks than they've had for quite some time. Remember, Darlings, these ladies are still rookies. At a time in their development where most people couldn't get in the ring without falling down most of the time, these two took you to the limit. They outperformed nearly every expectation I had for them, and just think: If they're this good today, how much better can they be six months, nine months, two years down the line. Remember, Power and Glory just started training thirteen weeks ago...that's three months. After today, I believe in Power and Glory...for the rest of the OOWF, it's just a matter of time.

This week, it's Awesome Bill from Dawsonville and Justin Sane, back for another education. Gentlemen, we respect you, but in the ring you're just another obstacle. Nothing personal, just business. Next time, stop by the house, I'll get you a jar of Pine Cone Party Likker out of the generator room.

Now on to a sensitive subject for me. This week, we had a couple of people stop by our complex. Neither were anything resembling invited guests. One burst into my office unannounced and made a spectacle of himself, while the other literally broke into our premises, stalked through clearly marked No Trespassing areas, disturbed an invited guest of ours, then left the same way they came in. The former has just ranted on about us, while the latter, well, she apologized for her behaviour to the individual she disturbed, but not a word to the property owner. Not one apology for damages to our alarms and our security doors.

Don't worry about that, Firewoman. I've taken care of that. But a word to you and your husband. Next time, pick up a phone and call. Showing up uninvited will get you a night's stay in the Gray Bar Hotel. Sheriff Dan's not opposed to picking you up and dropping you at the county line either. It's a long walk from there to...well, to anyplace...

Finally, Firewoman, just a little thing to ponder. Our legal team is wrapping up the investigation and working on a determination as to how to handle your treatment of Mary Lou. Their findings so far have been very interesting. I would suggest you look over your shoulder. You might find an officer of the court stopping by to see you, just any time now. Have a nice day.

No, seriously. Enjoy it, while you can.

(Wyatt reaches up to turn off the light as we....)

FADE

[BookerShark]

~~~ Chad, Zane Danny, Vic and Bridgette are sitting in the Green Room waiting for their turn on the OOWF Interview Set. ~~~

Zane: ..... So how much was that check again?

Bridgette: Three grand, and worth every penny.

Chad: Besides, I'm not a pervert. Or a sexual deviant. Or anything else. I don't go in for that kinky stuff.

Victor: Really?, you should give it a whirl.

~~~ The other four turn to stare at Vic ~~~

Victor: I.. I'm just sayin' I hear it's not all bad.

~~~ Chad laughs, and slowly, everyone is laughing along. Comrade Sharkoff and Mila Kunis walk through the door from the set. Chad and Vic pop to their feet ~~~

Chad: Howdy Ma'am

Vic: (takes off his hat and bowing deeply) Pleasure to meet you.

Chad: So, you here to take me up on my offer?

Mila: Oh Hell no! We just finished our interview.

I show Crow man what happens when I get overlooked. Attitude Objector was lucky it was not him. This week maybe one of YOU three finds out what happens if Comrade Sharkoff continues to be treated like a dog. You Son of a Borscht want to take me on

~~~ Zane stands up and the three of them stand shoulder to shoulder in front of Comrade ~~~

Zane: You really ought to keep your mouth shut right about now. We might not hit you, but we WILL hit back.

Victor: And in any language, Four is bigger than one

You yankee bums think I am scared of you? I am Son of Mother Russia! One Siberian winter would put all of you in the ground. I can survive that! I am tough and not scared!

~~~ Bridgette and Mila step in between the guys as they stare each other down ~~~

Bridgette: Now now boys, let's keep our wits about us

Mila: Not Now! make them wait until Wednesday to see what is in store for them!

~~~ Mila manages to pull Comrade out the door. The rest of them start to relax, when a production assistant comes bursting through the door ~~~

PA: Canelled! They said to cancel everything! That guy scared the interviewer so bad she collapsed! Call the EMTs!

~~~ Bridgette grabs the PA by the shoulders and steers him into a chair. ~~~

Bridgette: Now calm down shug, what's going on?

PA: (takes a deep breath) That RUssian guy yelled and screamed so much at the interviewer she passed out! He's insane.

Zane: Yeah, we know

PA: So now I have to cancel the rest of the interviews today!

Victor: How many are there?

PA: (flipping through his clipboard) Umm.... one

Bridgette: Well I tell you what. Since we are the last interview, what do you say Vic here and I handle the microphone duty just this once.

PA: Really?

Bridgette: Sure thing hon, go tell the rest of the crew to be ready in a minute.

~~~ The PA heads out the door ~~~

Bridgette: Come on boys, let's go do this.

~~~ They walk on to the set and the PA hands Bridgette and Vic Microphones. ~~~

Bridgette: So you want to interview Danny first, or should I go first?

Victor: I'm supposed to interview Danny?

Bridgette: Well, yes...Oooooooh Yeah!

~~~ She smiles her best smile at Danny ~~~

Bridgette: I'm so sorry shug, I, I, ....

~~~ Danny cuts her off with a shrug and a thumbs up. The Director yells ACTION ~~~

Bridgette: You're looking here at a fine collection of talent. Danny Taylor, Leader of Drink & Destroy and soon to be Intercontinental Champion!

Victor: And Texpress, just 2 wins away from #100 and the Number One Contenders from the Tag Team Titl..

~~~ Vic catches Zane's glance ~~~

Victor:Er.... Championships. This week we join forces to take on a bunch of feral animals. They might be untamed, but we have experience and teamwork on our side.

Chad: So This week, Live! From Anaheim, California (Huge Pop) Danny Taylor & Texpress are gonna break out our Measuring Sticks

Zane: Sharkoff, Eagle, Rabbit Mask do you have what it takes to Measure Up

~~~ Danny mouths "Boom" and the Director yells CUT! ~~~

[BookerShark]

A reporter catches up to Rabbit Mask in the halls.

R: Rabbit Mask, it looks like you're in another tag team match this week.

RM: You'd think walking out last week would've gotten the point across.

R: What point is that?

RM: I'm not a tag team, I'm not part of a group. I don't associate with a single soul in this sold-out stadium. I don't need to. I'm the best wrestler in the world, not just today, but ever. I'm not going to cooperate with those of less value, those with a dull aurora surrounding their embarrassingly weak excuse for something meaningful. They're simply not. I'm at the top of every list you can come up with. Above the masses, overlooking the wolves, the sharks and the eagles, is a rabbit, always a step ahead of those who like to think they prey on him.

R: Last I heard, your opponents have been studying tapes of your work, possibly an attempt to, for once, be a step ahead of you?

RM: If not for their complete lack of competence and obvious insignificance, I would almost respect their accurate absence of confidence and known insufficiencies. No amount of studying of anything of mine is ever going to elevate anyone of a lower level of proficiency to a point of vantage over me. My mind is the greatest vantage point possible. It's only natural that the advantage is always my own, and naturally, it'll be shown against my opponents on Wednesday. As for my partners, just know that I don't consider that term to even exist. Don't think you're not susceptible to being subjected to a series of straight head drops that will leave your spine separated from your skull. And for any of you to think that anything you can do could be enough to push through the kind of damage I'm capable of inflicting on you is only proof of your need of an adjusted attitude. The absurdity of these thoughts surely baffles you as it does me, and will only hinder more your already ordinary abilities, so I'll accept a showing of appreciation from you after I cause these thoughts to spill out from your brain and stain onto the canvas. In time, of course, as you'll be out of it.

Rabbit Mask lowers the microphone with his hand, then leaves the reporter standing as we fade.

[BookerShark]

(Wyatt and Mary Lou are in the media room of the American Sunrise complex. The stage area is set up for an interview, and Mary Lou is on stage with a microphone.)

Wyatt: [/i] OK, we're rolling, Mary Lou, you're on in Five, four, three....

(Wyatt pauses two beats, then points at Mary Lou)

Mary Lou: [/i]This Wednesday night, 8pm Easter time, Midweek Mayhem, the stars of the OOWF collide. The main event, Grand Slam Champions square off for the Tag Team Championship. Title holders Phoenix Rising take on World Heavyweight champion LD Williams and the powerful Stank. Moosehead Jack defends his DDT Ironman Heavy Metal Title against Ghosthead, and the bizarre team of Banned from Everywhere, Awesome Bill from Dawsonville and Justin Sane, take on my guests at this time...this can't be right...the Queens of NASCAR? Power and Glory?

(Edra comes out in a Jeff Gordon cap and satin jacket...and little else, while Clio wears a Danica Patrick hat and halter top and black Daisy Dukes. Wyatt nearly has a stroke....)

Edra: [/i] That's right, I'm out here today in support of the Rainbow Warrior, Jeff Gordon, in the number 8 spot today at New Hampshire for the running of the Lennox Industrial Tools 301 Sprint Cup race.

Clio: [/i] And my Go Daddy girl, Danica Patrick, finished fourteenth yesterday in the FW Webb 200 Nationwide Series race, and she's still my go-to girl.

Edra: [/i] But the winners Wednesday Night at Midweek Mayhem in the Pine Cone Party Likker derby will be this team right here...Power and Glory.

Clio: [/i] Trust us, Bill, Justin. You may have a fancy new name – Banned from Everywhere – but neither your name nor your stick shift will give you the edge against this sleek, aerodynamically designed team.

(Wyatt shakes his head as the girls each raise a Mason Jar of Pine Cone Party Likker)

Edra: [/i] Here's to a sweet victory Wednesday night.

Clio: [/i] And a return to Victory Lane.

(Edra and Clio down the jar's contents in a single gulp while Mary Lou continues)

Mary Lou: [/i] Power and Glory set to take on Banned from Everywhere Wednesday Night...

(Edra turns green)

Edra: [/i] That doesn't taste right. Did you switch...

(Edra falls out on the floor)

Clio: [/i] Me? But I thought you...

(Clio falls out on the floor. Wyatt steps up on the stage and kneels down next to the girls.)

Wyatt: [/i] Let me guess. You both thought the other switched out the Pine Cone Party Likker for water.

Edra: [/i] Uh-huh

Clio: [/i] Daddy? I don't feel so good.

Wyatt: [/i] Mary Lou, get the wheelchairs.

Stan: [/i] Not necessary, I've got this...

(Stan picks up both girls fireman's carry style over his shoulders)

Mai: [/i] Wow. Ryback's got nothing over you.

Wyatt: [/i] Not a good idea Stan. They had....

(both girls relieve themselves of their lunch on Stan's back)

Wyatt: [/i] ...Chinese for lunch

Mai: [/i] Dim Sum?

Stan: [/i] Sum mess.

Wyatt: [/i] How dumb.

Stan: [/i] I can't believe...

Wyatt: [/i] Nope. Save it for your own promo...

(Stan sighs and carries the green girls to their room as we...)

FADE

[BookerShark]

FADE back in on the American Sunrise complex and Stan Fulton has just come out of his rooms after a shower and clean clothes. Mai Muyo catches up to him in the hallway.

MM: "Everything alright, Stan?"

SF: "Fine. The girls are asleep in their rooms and I've contacted the kitchens for fruit juices and lots of water. They'll be out until probably Monday afternoon at the earliest."

MM: "Is Pine Cone Party Likker™ really that strong?"

SF: "It is if you're not used to it. Awesome Bill and I were drinking it at our NASCAR viewing party a few weeks ago."

MM: "Oh. You missed the race today."

SF: "It's okay. I recorded it on the DVR. I plan to go watch it now."

MM: "You're gonna love the race. Kasey won!"

SF: "Mai! Spoiler alert!"

MM: "Oh, I'm sorry, Stan. I just know he's your favorite driver. But it was so exciting! Hamlin and his crew chief made a stupid mistake on yellow flag pit stop after leading most of the race and took four tires when everyone else was taking two. Kasey came out first and took the faster outside lane on the restart and Hamlin couldn't get to the front in time for the checkered flag."

SF: "You know about NASCAR?"

MM: "I've been studying it. Since we have two fans on the roster and I might need to be in their promos when they talk about it, I thought it'd be wise to try to grasp the nuances of the sport. And I read the ESPN recap."

SF: ". . ."

MM: "What? I might be flighty, but I'm not dumb."

SF: "No one ever said you were."

MM: "Good!"

Mai gets up on her tiptoes and kisses Stan on the cheek.

MM: "Well have a good night watching the race. Don't forget we have the mountain top in the morning then Bible study tomorrow afternoon!"

Mai flounces off to her rooms.

SF: "Kasey won. Awesome."

Fulton turns and heads to the kitchen for a late snack before heading back to his rooms to watch the race as we FADE.

[BookerShark]

(It's late Sunday evening in the American Sunrise complex as we enter the twins suite. Edra is still in bed suffering the side effects of downing a quart of Pine Cone Party Likker, thinking her sister had filled the jars with water. Surprisingly, Clio is at her desk on Facebook, wearing the pink collar with red hearts again, and apparently suffering no ill effects.)

Edra: Owwww... turn off the spotlights...stop spinning the room. What happened?

Clio: (moving over to Edra's bed) Shhhhh...you'll get yourself sick again.

Edra: Wait, I remember, the promo...the likker...wait a minute, why aren't you sick?

Clio: Silly, you know why.

Edra: Clio, I can't think straight right now. What's going on.

Clio: I've been smart. You've been doing what Daddy's wanted you to do for a long time. But Mr. Moose showed me. No being nice little Clio anymore.

Edra: Wait, are you telling me you let...

Clio: The demons are out to play...and if you're smart, you'll do the same...

Edra: But Clio, Dad said we shouldn't....

Clio: (interrupting) Mr Moose is right. Daddy's rules don't apply here. It's different. We need an edge to make Mom and Beth proud. But I need you on the right team.

Edra: No, it isn't right.

Clio: Edra, look at me. Look at me now!

(Edra tries to look away, but Clio takes her face in her hands)

Clio: Look at me, Edra...now it's time for Edna to come out and play....

(The fog lifts from Edra's eyes, and the pained look on her face is replaced with an evil grin.)

Edra: Clio, Chloe, we did it...but....

Clio: Hush...it's not all done yet. We have to get Mary Lou and Daddy on our sides.

Edra: I've got an idea.

(Edra picks up the phone and dials a number)

Edra: (Sounding ill and pained) Mary Lou, it's Edra. I'm....really feeling....really bad. Could you...could you bring me some orange juice. Nono, don't have the kitchen bring it. I really could use your … your touch. Yes maam. Thank you. I love you, Mary Lou. Good bye.

(Edra hangs up the phone with an evil smile on her face. She reaches over, grabs the Ninjacam, and throws it out the door. A few minutes pass, and Mary Lou quietly knocks on the door. She is met by Clio, who pulls her into the room. A much longer amount of time passes, and a disheveled but smiling Mary Lou, Edra, and Clio (Both of whom are wearing the Pink collars with red hearts) leave the room heading for Wyatt's office. The ladies don't knock, but walk right in.)

Wyatt: Edra, Clio, feeling better?

(Mary Lou says nothing, but plops down in Wyatt's lap, puts her arms around him and kisses him passionately. The twins smile, at first a sweet grin, then a devilish smile. Wyatt catches his breath and looks at his daughters.)

Wyatt: I take it this is not just my daughters in front of me, but also Edna and Chloe?

Edra: Yes, Daddy.

Clio: Yes, Daddy.

Wyatt: You know what's coming.

Edra: Pain

Clio: Giving and receiving.

Wyatt: You know the new rules.

Edra: Kindness is not the answer. People are evil.

Clio: People hurt. Hurt them before they hurt you.

Wyatt: You understand our goal.

Edra: Power.

Clio: Glory.

Mary Lou: Pain.

Wyatt: In for a penny, in for a pound. Alright, family, we do it Moose's way. And God help the OOWF....

(The family embraces as we....)

FADE

[BookerShark]

FADE back in on a workout session with Mai, Stan and a bunch of jobbers. During a break Stan and Mai see the latest on OOWF-TV from Chloe, Edna, Wyatt and Mary Lou.

MM: "This isn't good."

SF: "No. It isn't. Go pack your bags. We're going to have to leave, I'm afraid."

MM: "God is going to abandon this place, isn't He?"

SF: "Maybe not abandon, but He certainly isn't going to like being here. I'll get us a flight out of Ely to Las Vegas and then to Anaheim. If Wyatt and the girls are going to follow Moose's lead, then we certainly don't want to be anywhere near them."

MM: (quietly sniffling) "But I really liked them."

SF: "I liked them too, Mai. But if they're going to go full goofed bozo, that's not going to mesh with our religious views. Go pack. I'll be along shortly. There's one thing I'm going to have to do."

Mai leaves. Fulton explains to the jobbers that the training session was cut short and then he goes to find Wyatt.

Time shift and Wyatt is in his office alone. There is a knock on the door.

WC: "Come in."

Stan enters, closes the door and sits down across from Wyatt.

WC: "Hey Stan. What's up?"

SF: "I saw the transformation, Wyatt."

Wyatt looks a bit saddened, but that passes quickly.

WC: "I have to do what I think is best for my daughters and fiancee, Stan."

SF: "I'm not begrudging you that, Wyatt. What I am saying is I think Mai and I will have to leave."

WC: "Do you really?"

SF: "Wyatt, I can't speak for what Beth might have wanted. You certainly are in a better position than I am for that. But when we were all on that mountain top and we all felt what we felt, there was no Moosehead Jack there. There was no pain and violence and anger. There was peace and love and a sense of pride. Do you truly believe you can go up there and feel that still?"

WC: "I have to do this, Stan. The girls have to do this."

SF: "Well, in my opinion, you're wrong. You don't have to do this. You don't have to resort to evil and hatred and the baser instincts. Look at Chad and Zane. Though away from the ring Chad's a womanizing slut, but in that ring you'll never find two men who've done everything the right way. And they're the best tag team this company, perhaps the industry, has ever witnessed.

"Yes, some of our champions are bad people or people that are just doing bad things. But then there are people like Danny Taylor. Danny is as good a man on this Earth as you'll find. He's been a champion and he'll be a champion again. He will be a Grand Slam winner no doubt. You and the girls do not have to resort to Moose's way just to survive."

Fulton gets up.

SF: "Mai and I are leaving for Anaheim on the next flight out of Ely. Unless and until Edna and Chloe are gone and Edra and Clio are back, we won't be coming with you any longer. God bless you and your family, Wyatt Cox."

WC: "Take care, Stan. Tell Mai I hope we'll still be friends."

SF: "I will, Wyatt."

Fulton leaves and closes the door. Wyatt stares at the door for a time and then the phone rings.

WC: "This is Wyatt. Hi, how are you?"

FADE