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Post by BookerShark on Aug 30, 2012 16:56:03 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live! From Seven Persons, Alberta Canada
OOWF World Tag Team Title Match[/u] Texpress vs. Stank & Attitude Adjuster vs. FF Capslock & Johnny Adrenaline
OOWF Onslaught Championship Elimination Match[/u] Ghosthead vs. Comrade Sharkoff vs. Justin Sane
Non-Title Match[/u] Chris Evans vs. LD Williams
Non-Title Match[/u] Danny Taylor vs. Ricky Soaring Eagle
Best of Seven Series - Match 4: Cage Match[/u] Moosehead Jack vs. Firewoman
Alexander Darling vs. Clio Alexis Darling & The Kai vs. Mai Muyo & Matt Folz Stan Fulton vs. Edra Awesome Bill From Dawsonville vs. Rabbit Mask
card subject to us meeting these Seven Persons. And hilarity ensuing.
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 30, 2012 16:56:32 GMT -5
(The family enters the locker room following the twins visit to medical.)
Edra: Stan and Mai get another win.
Clio: But the Darlings didn't, and that's what's important.
Mary Lou: Seems strange that if Stan's getting fired that he'd get a win.
Wyatt: Maybe it's to keep Mai around.
(Kayfabe walks through the door, shrugs, then walks back out)
Wyatt: Anyway, singles matches this week. Edra, you get Stan.
Edra: Power against power. Hitting the gym this week more and working on leverage moves.
Wyatt: Exactly. Clio, you get Alex-boy.
Clio: Good. We have some unfinished business.
Wyatt: No doubt. I also understand we may have a house show this week, so work efficiently and take time to unwind. (Turning to Mary Lou) I'm really gonna need your help this week.
Mary Lou: Whatever you need, dear.
Wyatt: You've picked up enough of this to know what I need the girls to do. This week the workouts are one-on-one. Back me up between the two, OK?
Mary Lou: Whatever you want, dear.
Wyatt: (smiling) That comes later. Right now, let's get packed for Seven Persons.
Clio: But there's just four of us.
Edra: That's the next town.
Clio: What?
Edra: Seven Persons.
Clio: How will they make any money:
Edra: Who?
Clio: The OOWF?
Edra: What?
Clio: How can they make any money doing a show for just seven persons?
Edra: There's more than seven persons in Seven Persons.
Clio: Well I hope so.
Wyatt: Ladies, let's continue this discussion later.
Mary Lou: Do we have to?
Wyatt: What else are we going to promo about?
(The family begins packing as we...)
FADE[/i]
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 30, 2012 16:57:04 GMT -5
Firewoman is LAYING~! in a darkened hospital room. Looks like we have an IV for hydration, or maybe pain management. There's the usual beeping things, pulse rate and blood pressure monitor that they put on you even if you're in for a stomach virus, because hey, we have to justify our costs SOMEHOW....ahem.
Anyway, she's LAYING~! there, eyes closed, maybe asleep, maybe not. There's a sound from off camera, and Fire frowns, and then her eyes SNAP open and she BOLTS up ... well, she would have, except for the IV and things. But she does jump.
Voice: You're going to lose.
BLINCy turns around to see Junichiro Muyo standing there. Firewoman glares at him and struggles to get up to a more defensive position but her movement is hampered by the equipment. She fumbles for the "Call Nurse" button only to look up and see Ecosystem holding it.
Eco: Sorry. I know, I have a thing about controlling situations. I'm working on it. Still, I don't want us to be interrupted.
FW: *panicked but mostly hiding it* Where's Alex.
Eco: Alexis forced him to go get something to eat a few minutes ago. I'm not stupid enough to come in while he's nearby.
FW: Get out. I can still scream.
Eco: Really? Go ahead...try and take a deep breath. Your ribs will love that.
FW: ...
Eco: ...
FW: Fine. What do you want.
Eco: You're going to lose. The series.
FW: You don't know what you're talking about. I just won last night. Jerkface is only up by one match now.
Eco: You got lucky.
FW: No, Moose got Lucky. Don't think I'll let that pass, either.
Eco: I've been watching. You. Not just OOWF. I know, I know, it's creepy, I'm not supposed to but...well, I feel responsible for this somehow.
FW: Oh for the love of the gods, not everything is about you.
Eco: I think this is, and I'm not...I'm not proud of it. Moose is right. You have been slipping--
FW: I'm the latest fucking Grand Slam AND Six Pack Champion.
Eco: Right. With Alex's help.
FW: Everyone keeps saying that. I am still just as--
Eco: What happened with Power and Glory?
FW: Huh?
Eco: The Firewoman I recruited--
FW: Recruited?
Eco: --"recruited" would have wiped the floor with both of those rookies.
FW: *smiling* So I let them win.
Eco: Yeah. Keep trying to convince yourself of that. You forget that I know you better...better than anyone. Better than your brother, and your husband. That's why I was able to control you. It's a talent I have that I have.....used poorly.
Firewoman's smile fades and she goes back to looking a bit nervous and trapped.
Eco: But... Moose is wrong about one thing. It isn't Alex's fault. It's not your marriage that did it. When, Fire. When did you lose your World title?
FW: ....
Eco: Exactly. Alex isn't to blame in this. It's me. You haven't been the same...since....
FW: Please do not tell me you are going to try to apologize. Because--
Eco: Because, yes, yes, you'll pull the IV out and strangle me with it. I'm no more ready for apologies here than you are to hear them. But because of our special relationship, I feel somewhat responsible--
FW: DON'T.
Eco: --and I think I have the unique perspective of being only one of two people that has ever managed to get inside your head and mess it up. And that's saying something, cos it's pretty messy in there already.
FW: So who's the other.
Eco: Moose is in your head. He's got you convinced that you can't beat him, and he's got you playing his own ultraviolent game. It's a game he's going to win.
FW: Bullshit. I'm every bit as violent--
Eco: Keep saying that and you might believe it. I know you are. I used that to my advantage. The problem is....you won't let that happen again, so you've locked most of that away, or medicated it into submission, or whatever. And, really, Fire. You don't need it anyway.
FW: Huh?
Eco: Part of the beauty of our time in Trinity, short though it was, was how cunning and mentally vicious you were. Think of the things you did! You found the exact thing that would hurt each person the most, not just physically. You got in THEIR heads. THAT is what made you formidable. Any idiot with a deathbat can hurt people.
Eco slowly moves closer to the bed.
Eco: You, my dear Lisa...You can DESTROY people.
FW: ...
Eco: ...
FW: I can't though, Juni...everything that would hurt him that way...hurts me too. I can bring up life growing up, Patrick, whatever....it's not--
Eco: "The thing that he fears is a weapon to be used against him."
FW: ...
Eco: ...
FW: Rush quotes now?
Eco: Why not? Okay...I'll let you get back to your recuperation. Don't push it. I know that...well, I know how you feel about cage matches, so ...
There's an uncomfortable silence and Ecosystem turns to go.
FW: Juni?
Eco: *turning back* Yes?
FW: Why?
Eco: *smiling* Well, it's not like I don't owe you. And besides....*he glances at her arm, where they have left the trust bracelet that Mai gave her*....I'm trying...just like you.
Ecosystem leaves. Firewoman's relaxes, realizing her hands have been balled into fists the whole time, and stares out the window.
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 30, 2012 16:57:32 GMT -5
~~~ It's early in the Destroyitarium. Vic is sitting at the bar reading a magazine (GQ perhaps?) Ashley and Spencer are busty behind the bar cleaning and cutting limes. Chad and Zane walk in carrying their laptop bags. ~~~
Zane: Victor
Vic: Zane, Chad, Long time.
Chad: Too long.
~~~ Spencer brings out some Aquafina bottles. ~~~
Spencer: Sorry, they're a little dusty.
Zane: It's alright. Vic, we'd like to sit here and do some work if you don't mind
Vic: Of course not. D&D has an open door policy, you know that.
Chad: Glad to hear it's still in force.
Vic: Times might be different, but this place remains the same.
Zane: I'll get us set up in the corner.
~~~ Zane heads over to the corner booth and starts setting up. Chad takes a seat beside Vic ~~~
Vic: You guys used to come around more often.
Chad: We did. And we will. I know it's been hard on Danny.
~~~ A few moments of silence pass as they sit and drink ~~~
Vic: So why here? You guys have a nice set up at your place.
Chad: Zane thought it might help to come in here and get a feel for things. we're facing Stank & Capslock plus the Heels.
Vic: They're on different teams this time
Chad: True, but it's the same 4 guys. Drink & Destroy and The Heels. So much of their history comes from this place, we thought being here would keep us in the right mindset.
Vic: A lot has changed since those days.
Chad: And yet, some things don't. (points to the various photos of Spin, OBJ, DH, Lobo, Ax Man, Josh O'Neal) These guys left something here. A fighting spirit. Danny has it. That's why we like teaming with him on occasion. He's got It
Vic: Teaming up is one thing.
Chad: Danny knows we're on his side. He needs backup? We're there. He needs someone to fight beside him? We're there.
~~~ Zane appears behind them. ~~~
Zane: All set. let's get to work.
Chad: be there in a minute. (turns back to Vic) That over there, that is the way Texpress gets things done. But Danny and guys like him operate differently. And it works for him. We may not be Drink & Destroy material, but we'll always call him a friend. You too. All you need to do is pick up the phone. Now id you'll excuse me, I have a hammer to get ready to bring.
Vic: Still trying to push that catchphrase?
Chad: You know it.
~~~ Chad puts out a fist and Vic smiles & gives him the bump, he heads to the corner booth and gets to work ~~~
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 31, 2012 11:47:42 GMT -5
<Moose is sitting in another part of the hospital. He is out of his bed and sitting in a chair looking out over the Canadian city as the sun sets. His head is bandaged and his ribs are heavily wrapped. He wheezes when he breathes and winces in pain often. A doctor walks in and just shakes his head>
Dr: Those ribs need time to heal
MHJ: Don't have time for that
Dr.: You have a concussion
MHJ: It happens
Dr.: You need rest. Those ribs are only going to get worse. I recommend at least six months of recovery
MHJ: Not happening
Dr.: I won't sign off on this
MHJ: No one asked you to. We done here?
Dr.: <shaking his head> Mrs. Darling said almost the exact same thing. I hear you two are related. I am not the least surprised.
<he leaves and Moose sits and stares out the window for a minute, then a shadow falls across him>
MHJ: Now what Doc? Gonna tell me I should retire? Move to a nice retirement home in Boca or something?
V: I know you, you won't retire. You are hellbent on dying in that ring
<Moose turns and sees Jake Walker standing there. He grins>
MHJ: Jake, how the hell are ya? I heard you were back in the clink
JW: Not this time. Got me a business, going legit
MHJ: Hustling pool is not a legitimate endeavor
JW: I beg to differ. I am not forcing anyone to play, their free will brings em to me, my talent parts them from their money
MHJ: And a .45 may well part your head from your shoulders
JW: Business risk.
MHJ: <laughing, then wincing in pain> What the hell brings you to this neck of the woods?
<Jake looks around for a moment, then glances down the hall and closes the door>
JW: We need to talk
MHJ: What's on your mind?
JW: This thing with you and Fire.......
MHJ: Not you too
JW: Look Jack, I am not one to second guess you, but I gotta know why
MHJ: I have told you, and everyone else, why
JW: Nah. I ain't buyin that. I know you don't like anything about the Darlings. And I know you think your sister is not what she once was, but what is this going to prove?
MHJ: It's going to prove that I am right
JW: And so what if you are? All being right is going to do is drive Fire further away.
MHJ: She'll come around
JW: Like you would? You are two of the most insufferable stubborn people I have ever met. Think about this, let's say you win this. Let's say you are right and Fire has lost a step. Let's say you get your wish and you get the old Firewoman back. Then what?
MHJ: Then we can do what we SHOULD have done years ago, dominate the OOWF like no one before
JW: So......you think by beating her nearly to death, that is going to make her want to team with you? Jackie ol boy, you've been hit in the head too many times
MHJ: Look, I........
JW: Save it. I can be stubborn too. Just consider this.......I know what it is like to be alienated from family, my choices in life have left me far, far from my family. My folks are affluent, my sister went to law school, and I am.........me. For a long time I resented their decisions because I thought they believed they were better than me. It's not about being better or not. They made their choices, I have made mine.
MHJ: Decisions have consequences Jake
JW: You say that, but have you ever really stopped and thought about it? Look, when are you getting our of here?
MHJ: As soon as they give me my damn paperwork. I have a cage match to get ready for
JW: <shaking his head> I am going to be in Chilliwiak a few more days, you know where to find me
MHJ: The seediest bar in town
JW: So you ARE familiar with it
MHJ: <laughing, then wincing again> I'll catch up with you Jake
<without another word, Jake leaves the room. Moose stares at the door for a minute, then turns back to looking out the window>
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 31, 2012 11:48:11 GMT -5
We come back up in the Destroyatorium, and Victor looks to be in a better mood for a change. He looks over at the Texans and smiles, glad to see some friendly faces around. Suddenly fingers snap in his face, and he turns to face Ashley.
Ashley: Zoned out on us for a second.
DVD: Sorry, you need something babe?
Ashley: We are out of of cherries, can you run to catering and see if they can spare any?
DVD: No problem.
With that Vic hops up and heads out, nodding to Chad who nods back as he leaves. Vic travels down a stairwell and heads to catering. Vic's trip goes without incident and he is on his way back with a jar full of cherries. As he hits the top step, the doorway suddenly bursts open, and Rabbit Mask nails Vic with a kick to the gut. The jar of cherries hits the ground and shatters, splashing cherries everywhere. Rabbit picks Vic up and nails the Head Drop #2 and Vic's head and neck hit the concrete with a sickening thud. Vic's momentum causes him to continue to fall down the stairwell, landing at the bottom with a sickening thud. Rabbit calmly walks down and stands above him.
Rabbit: Most people would be mad that they lost a title, not me. I don't need titles. All I need is to drop people on their heads. If you ever wake up, tell your boy thanks, now I don't need to worry about the stupid rules of holding a belt.
Rabbit walks off laughing as Vic lays unconscious at the bottom of the stair well.
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 31, 2012 11:49:26 GMT -5
We watch Victor get back to his feet. He looks up and sees Ricky Soaring Eagle standing in front of him. Vic takes a defensive posture
"You expect me to attack. I understand. Just like some people around here expect me to be someone I am not. Shall I dress up in feathers for you? Shall I raise my hand and say 'How'? FUCK ALL THAT. Tell your buddy the mute that he is in for an ass kicking this week. He'd better make sure his insurance premiums are current, because his ass is going to the hospital this week. Why? Because I fucking can. I'm allowed to hurt people, to break bones and tear limbs. Because I'm a wrestler, and it's all within the rules. Now get the hell out of my sight little man"
victor stares at Ricky for a moment, then slowly heads down the hall, not taking his eyes off of him. He gets far enough away where he feels safe turning around and does so. Ricky charges him from behind and drives Victor into the wall. Ricky smashes him in the face with the tire iron, then walks away.
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 31, 2012 11:50:04 GMT -5
A reporter catches up to Rabbit Mask after the Vic head dropping situation. Before the reporter can get a question out, Rabbit Mask lets out the answer.
RM: I don't need that belt, I don't want any part of it. Just like the Onslaught title before it, I've realized the true worthlessness that comes with it. It's nothing but trouble, limiting my initiative and increasing my liability. I'm not to blame for the shortcomings of the average around here. I'm shoved into situations where my only option is to rise above the level "playing field" (put into air-quotes) these other kids scuffle on, yet when I do so, I'm looked down upon. Assimilate who I am, the actions I assume and carry out on my own accord at any instant. Recognize the man Rabbit Mask really is. Time is waning, and every warning I'm given brings me closer to my true calling. Keep the barricades up and against me, for I know no boundaries, and no boundary can contain what the inner me, your enemy, is developing inside his mind.
With that, Rabbit Mask walks off and leaves the reporter to ponder what was just said.
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Post by BookerShark on Aug 31, 2012 11:50:31 GMT -5
Quorras walks in as the Darling Entourage has arrived in Seven Persons, Alberta, Canada *CHEAP POP*. Lucky has gotten everything pretty squared away. There's just a couple of bags still packed in the middle of the floor. Lucky is sitting at the table writing.
Q: Whose are these?
L: Mine.
Q: You got a thing about unpacking too?
L: Huh? Oh, no. Nothing like that. I...well...I'm leaving.
Q: Leaving? Why?
L: Fired.
Q: Oh...*relieved*...she fires you all the time.
L: No...no...this time.....I'm done.
Q: Oh my gosh...what did...what did you do?
L: Interfered. Got in between her and Moose.
Q: That was fairly crazy.
L: Eh. Didn't bother me. The chair shot did, a bit.
Q: And she fired you for that?
L: She asked Alex and I both to stay out of it. I didn't...So...
Lucky stands and walks over to Quorras, and hands her a clipboard.
Q: What's this?
L: That...THAT is the list of all the things one needs to do to keep things going relatively smoothly. There's a list of suppliers for new TVs and laptops that are always "getting broken," the daily and weekly schedule. Do NOT vary from that, if you want to have a relatively peaceful day.
Q: Fire doesn't like surprises, eh?
L: It's not that. It's part of the PTSD and...look if you flip through there's a whole psychiatric work up of things to anticipate, what to do when they happen...I've tried to write down everything, but she's always coming up with new stuff. My best advice is to keep your eyes open and learn to duck.
Q: Wait, why me?
L: Who else?
Q: But...she listens to you. I mean...REALLY. You're one of the only people that can ever get through to her when she's completely consumed by rage or vengeance or...I mean...she doesn't even like me.
L: Yes, she does. We've been over this.
Quorras is in kind of a panic now.
Q: What...what about the animals?
L: Well, they're all at the house in New Orleans right now. I imagine Opus might come back on the road now that we're back in North America, but he's easy. He literally takes care of himself. Damnedest thing I've ever seen. Oh, almost forgot.
Lucky goes into Fire and Alex's bedroom, and comes back out a few minutes later with one of those multi-day boxes that you put pills in so you don't forget if you already took one. He hands it to her.
Q: Lucky...this is too much.
L: Her medications list is on page 35. Just make sure they're filled in at the beginning of the week. She's pretty good about taking them, but you may want to check occasionally. Don't ask her directly though, because then it's all 'I AM NOT MY MEDICATION' and all that, so just walk in and look.
Quorras holds it up and looks.
Q: Looks like she's missed a few this week.
L: Yeah...I'm going to pretend it's because she was in the hospital and they gave them to her there.
Q: You know that's not right.
L: I know...Okay, I think that's everything.
Q: You're not going to say goodbye?
L: When Firewoman fires you, you don't linger for long goodbyes.
Q: But Alex? And Alexis?
L: I sent them both an email. Alexis responded...we got along pretty well. Alex and I.....not so much.
Quorras looks through the clipboard, still panicked.
Q: I ... I can't do this.
L: You have to.
Q: ...
L: ...
Q: She's slipping, isn't she?
L: Not...quite yet. If she does...she'll need someplace to get her footing again. Alexis and Alex can only do so much. They're too close though, and don't always see what has to be done. So you have to be tough with them, and with Fire. I know you can do it. I have faith in you.
Lucky leans in and gives Quorras a kiss on the cheek. He picks up his bags and leaves, closing the door behind him, and leaving Quorras standing there with the clipboard.
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Post by BookerShark on Sept 1, 2012 21:45:48 GMT -5
*Ghosthead is roaming the halls of the OOWF when he slips on something spilled on the floor. Ghost regains his footing and looks down. A trail of blood leads to a dark corner where Victor Dinero sits with labored breath. Ghosthead slowly skulks over to DVD and squats down next to him.*
Ghost - Your blood smells like misery.
DVD - *huff* *huff* Oh yeah? *huff* I knew there was some *hff* garlic in that chicken sandwich.
Ghost - You're pathetic.
*Ghosthead grabs DVD by his throat, slowly lifting, and sliding the smaller man up the wall behind him until Vic's feet are dangling inches from the floor. Blood flows freely from Victor's mouth and nose. It was already hard for DVD to breathe, now it's damn near impossible, as he struggles meekly to pry Ghosthead's hand loose from his throat. Breaths come out of DVD in short bursts through clenched teeth, spraying blood in the air with each huff.*
Ghost - Tell me why I shouldn't end you?
*DVD with all he can muster shoots a knee hard onto Ghosthead's chest. It barely registers with the Death Knell.*
Ghost - I feel your life draining from you. Your blood flows down my arm, dripping into the pool beneath us. So much misery. It would be merciful to end it.
*Pinned to the wall behind him, DVD spies darkness creeping around the corners of his eyes. He struggles less, his feet hanging precariously close to the floor, while Ghosthead constricts his grip even tighter around his throat.*
Ghost - Shall I grant you mercy?
*DVD manages three words, each spoken through blood and gritted teeth.*
DVD - Go.... to.... hell...
*A slight smile creeps at the edges of Ghosthead's mouth. He drops DVD who plops down hard to the the floor slick with blood. The smaller man coughs, gasps, on his hands and knees, drawing in fast, deep, breaths. The act causes him to choke on his own blood and saliva.*
Ghost - Breathe slow... slower... that's it. If you don't bleed out and die, you just might choke to death. Slow breaths little man... slow.
DVD - fffffUCK you!
Ghost - Then I leave you to wallow in your misery.
*Ghosthead kicks DVD's hand out from under him. No longer propped up, Victor falls face first onto the bloody concrete floor. He rolls over to his side and breathes in slowly, watching Ghosthead walk away, through blurred vision, as the camera fades.*
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Post by BookerShark on Sept 1, 2012 21:46:40 GMT -5
(Mary Lou is with the twins as they are doing strength training. Wyatt is in his office working on the radio show when he sees Lucky and Quarra on OOWF-TV. He replays it in his On Demand player and watches the entire promo. His expression goes from shocked to intense. He gets that look like he's replaying a scene in his mind, then hits some keys on the computer and rewatches the Ecosystem promo. He nods through portions of the promo and then at one point his jaw hits the table. He shuts off the TV and leaves the office and goes to the ladies.)
Wyatt: Making progress?
Mary Lou: Power's working on a set at 440. Glory's leg pressing 380. I'd say that's progress.
Wyatt: Keep at it, ladies. Mary Lou, the office please.
Mary Lou: Everything OK?
Wyatt: No problems, we just need to go over the notes.
Mary Lou: (Looking suspicious) OK, sure.
(Wyatt and Mary Lou head to the office. When they enter, Wyatt and Mary Lou sit down)
Mary Lou: What's the emergency?
Wyatt: I think we've been wrong.
Mary Lou: About what?
Wyatt: Firewoman. I think that we were off course 180 degrees.
Mary Lou: Off course, how?
Wyatt: I started with, maybe, a faulty assumption. That Fire's problems were being caused by an external source. I was wrong.
Mary Lou: What do you mean?
Wyatt: We're on target for an implosion instead of an explosion. She fired Lucky.
Mary Lou: So? People get fired all the time?
Wyatt: Lucky isn't just a people. Lucky is the only thing that keeps Firewoman centered and on track.
Mary Lou: And she fired him.
Wyatt: Exactly. She also admitted to Juni that she threw the match to the girls.
Mary Lou: As you expected.
Wyatt: Juni doesn't believe her. Now, neither do I. Someone like her would never admit that if it was true. She's lying.
Mary Lou: So what does this mean.
Wyatt: Hopefully nothing. Maybe something...dangerous.
Mary Lou: So, what can we do?
Wyatt: Not me. You.
(Wyatt hands her a piece of paper.)
Mary Lou: I can't do this. This is...
Wyatt: ...the same thing that got you fired from the Washington Times. I know. And you know I won't fire you.
Mary Lou: But we could get...
Wyatt: Think about this. If she implodes, who does she come after? Who has poked her with sharp sticks apart from Moose?
Mary Lou: Us?
Wyatt: I'm not taking that chance.
Mary Lou: I hate to ask this, but have you tried, well, going inside...
Wyatt: Brick wall. Don't know if it's her Voudou or what, but none of us can read her. Lucky, though...
Mary Lou: Trouble?
Wyatt: Why do you think I'm so worried. I wouldn't ask you to do this if I didn't think...let's just say I've lost too many good people in my life. Losing you, the twins...I couldn't.
(Mary Lou comes over and puts her arms around Wyatt, who hugs her with a near death grip.)
Mary Lou: We've come too far to let this end this way.
Wyatt: I know, love. Get to work and make this happen.
Mary Lou: On it, Boss.
(Wyatt and Mary Lou both smile and kiss as she leaves and Wyatt's expression becomes more concerned as we...)
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Sept 1, 2012 21:47:12 GMT -5
Attitude Adjuster and Stank are in the arena parking garage. Stank sees TexPress over by the Coffee Table of Pending Feuds. Stank: I think I’ll go over to the Coffee Table of Pending Feuds and see what TexPress, the current OOWF Tag Team Champions, are up to. After all, we are facing them and those dreaded heels FF Capslock and Johnny Adrenaline for the OOWF Tag Team titles at Midweek Mayhem this Wednesday Live! From Seven Persons, Alberta Canada! (cheap pop!) AA: Cool. I’ll just walk over here to the Empty Arena Area of Random Encounters. AA walks over to the Empty Arena Area of Random Encounters. As soon as steps into the official area, a car randomly screeches to a halt in front of him. Out of the car jumps FF Capslock, Johnny Adrenaline and The Masked Man. They each are armed with tire irons. AA: This does not look good. Hey, Stank, you mind coming over here for a second? Stank: Coffee? Sure, I’ll bring you a cup. Chad Madison: Should we go over there and help? Stank: Na. AA’s writing this promo. He’ll be OK. AA: Ah shit. JA: I’ve had about enough of you thinking you can wrestle and record Flawedcast’s newest and best podcast, SIXTH YEAR SENIORS!, at the same time. You’re half-assing our podcast. The Masked Man: The boss doesn’t like when you half-ass stuff. FFC: But I still love you, man. JA: Shut the fuck up, Capslock! At that very moment, a Hummer races through the Empty Arena Area of Random Encounters and crashes into all four wrestlers. Their bodies are scattered throughout the Empty Arena Area of Random Encounters. Gorilla Monsoon: They’ve literally been killed! Stank: I think that’s the first time Monsoon ever used the term “literally” correctly. Michael Cole: That was a vintage hit-and-run! Stank: You still don’t know what “vintage” means, do you? MC: I use "vintage" in a number of vintage ways! The Hummer turns around and runs over Michael Cole. Stank: That was worth it. But what are we going to do about AA, Johnny, Capslock and The Masked Man! Someone call an ambulance! An ambulance immediately enters the scene and very large men in paramedic uniforms (who look suspiciously like local enhancement talent) strap all four men to stretchers, putting neckbraces on all four. All four are placed on gurneys. Just as they are about to be placed in the ambulance, Moosehead Jack runs out with a sledgehammer and smashes all four of them in the head. Just because he can. Firewoman: Don’t do that to AA! He’s my baby daddy! Moose: Seriously? How old is that angle? FW: I know, but I just wanted to be in this promo. Stank: Are they going to be OK? Ambulance Driver: I doubt it. But we’re almost out of time, so we’ll keep the cameras rolling. If anything important happens, we’ll let you know next week. Ambulance Driver is tapped on the shoulder, and Local Enhancement Talent #1 whispers in his ear. AD nods his head. AD: I’ve just been told they’re all dead. Stank: NO!!!! WHO DROVE THE HUMMER? ?? WILL WE EVER FIND OUT? Voice Over Guy: Tune in next week when we replay this entire angle yet not tell you anything new. Then we’ll kind of forget this angle exists until the 1,000th anniversary of OOWF, where we’ll learn it was The Shockmaster’s brother. Which is a really lame payoff. The camera fades to black. Suddenly, a fist knocks on the camera lens. The camera lights up, and we see AA smiling at us. Behind him are Johnny Adrenaline, FF Capslock and The Masked Man. AA: Thanks for watching, everyone. Sorry to bail on you guys like this, but my time is tight and I have to give up something. Besides, this angle really wasn’t going anywhere, and Stank deserves better than to carry the four of us like broomsticks. See, what we wanted to do was feud over SIXTH YEAR SENIORS (now available at Flawedcast.net!), but Andy Gaston never picked up the ball as Capslock. And then the idea was to bring in Chris Alt, Andy’s partner on MONDAY NIGHT FLAWED, to replace Johnny because Mikey's got no time for this either. Then we’d cross promote the OOWF at Flawedcast as if it were real. But Chris got busy, too. Still, if we had done it, it would have been the best angle EVAR~! JA: Even better than “Cowboy” Johnny Adrenaline. FFC: Or The New Original New Classic Blackjacks 2000. TMM: Both of which won Gimmick of the Year awards. Oh, by the way (The Masked Man pulls off his mask), I’m Chris Alt. Stank (sarcastically): Wow. I’m shocked. AA: I still think it’s Nick Bockwinkel. FW: Wait! Wait! That’s it? First you cut your hair, and now you’re leaving the OOWF?!?! Hell no! You stay right here. I’m getting that sonogram machine from the props department. I’m going to hit you so hard you’re going to be hit really hard! AA: I think we better get out of here, guys. Who wants to get some pizza and beer and watch college football? JA: Me! CA: Me! FFC: I love you guys!
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Post by BookerShark on Sept 1, 2012 21:47:51 GMT -5
OOWF Within The Confines of Your Domicile 4 – Canadian Aggression Live! From Kamloops, British Columbia
FIREWOMAN vs. WULF WARHAMMER
Warhammer tries to attack before the bell, but Fire ducks the attack and goes on the offensive. She catches Wulf with a kick to the gut, then drives him to the mat with a neck breaker. Fire looks a little shaky after her war with Moose, and she is protecting her ribs as well as wearing a huge brace on her knee. It doesn’t really matter though, she disposes of Warhammer pretty quickly, hitting a MOTHERFUCKING FIRESTOMP followed by a VOODOO DROP that puts Warhammer away. WINNER in 3:18 – Firewoman
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. BAY BRIDGE BOYZ
Former OVOOWF tag team champions the Bay Bridge Boyz, Spazz and Jinx face off against Bill and Justin. Bill starts first and overpowers the much smaller Jinx with power moves. Justin tags in and charges, but Jinx leapfrogs over him and makes the tag to Spazz. Spazz springs in and catches Justin with a cross body block, and a two count. The Bay Bridge Boyz look sharp, keeping Justin in their corner, but he eventually fights out of it and lays them both out with SLICED BREAD! Justin tags in Bill, who hits the FREEBIRD on Spazz, then nearly decapitates Jinx with a MASON DIXON LINE! Tag back to Justin, and he hits the DOUGHAWK (sound effects not included for house shows) on Jinx, and gets the one, two, three! WINNERS in 9:25 – Banned From Everywhere
STANK & LD WILLIAMS vs. JOBA DENT & GRAVY DONGER
This one is a slaughter. Stank and LD come out all business. Stank pummels Dent, hitting a top rope belly to belly suplex that throws him nearly to Manitoba, he then follows that up with a CTG and a STANK-U! The match could be over here, but the Canadian crowd chants for LD Williams. Stank tags him in, which allows the pile of mass that used to be Joba Dent to tag in Gravy Donger. Donger fairs no better. LD backs him into the corner and unleashes CANADIAN VIOLENCE, then follows that up with EIGHT rolling German suplexes and he finally finishes off the hapless Donger with a CANADIAN DESTROYER, and, as tribute, locks on the CROSSFACE just to make him tap, which he does, quickly. WINNERS in 2:55 – Stank & LD Williams
POWER & GLORY & MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. MATTY ALOUETTE, BRITISH CANADIAN BULLDOG & GORDY LEFLEUR
Clio and Edra attack as the bell rings. They double clothesline the powerful British Canadian Bulldog over the top rope to the floor, then turn their attention to Matty Alouette and Gordy “Curling Stone” LeFleur. Clio grabs Alouette and throws him into the corner and unloads with a series of chops and kicks. Edra tries to whip LeFleur to the ropes, but he reverses it and sends her to the ropes and catches her on the rebound with a big back body drop. As Edra gets to her feet, LeFleur charges at her, but she low bridges him and he flies over the top rope and crashes into BCB.
The girls pull Alouette out of the corner and send him to the ropes and hit a FLAPJACK! Edra reaches out and tags in Moose, who is wearing that protective flack jacket for his broken ribs. Moose pulls Alouette to his feet and shoves him into the corner and catches him with a hard forearm to the jaw, then bites him until the referee threatens disqualification. Moose pulls him out of the corner and kicks him, and PLANTS him with a DDT. Moose winces in pain, but grabs Alouette and drags him to the corner and forces the tag to British Canadian Bulldog.
Moose tries to attack, but BCB blocks his punches and lands several knees to Moose’s ribs. Moose snarls in pain, rakes his eyes, and quickly tags in Clio. Clio comes into the ring and launches herself at BCB, catching him in the face with a high knee. BCB’s nose pours blood, and she snapmares him to the mat and hammers him with punches to the face. The twins brutalize BCB, hitting several powerful double team moves, including a spike piledriver. BCB somehow manages to tag in LeFleur, but his luck goes south immediately. He backs Edra across the ring with punches, but doesn’t see a blind tag by Clio. He whips Edra to the ropes, but Clio nails him from behind, then they hit TOTAL ELIMINATION! They pull him up and hit it a second time, just because. Clio covers, and gets the one, two, THREE! WINNERS in 4:17 – Power & Glory & Moosehead Jack
After the match, Power & Glory attack British Canadian Bulldog and hit a TOTAL ELIMINATION on him as well. They beat him bloody in the middle of the ring after tossing Alouette out of the ring to the floor. Moose grabs Alouette and hits a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER on the floor! Officials immediately rush to ringside to check on him. Moose, Clio and Edra walk back up the ramp where they meet Wyatt. Moose and Wyatt shake hands. The crowd boos them loudly, Moose soaks it in for a minute, then someone hands him a mic:
You know, people think I should be upset because I lost a match to Lisa on Sunday. But the fact is, I saw it again. Not so much in the first match, but it was there at Blood Pond, and it showed up again Wednesday. That old spark. That old bit of Firewoman. I know it’s there, and Lisa, this week we are trapped in a cage. I know how you hate to be confined, and I know how you hate to be embarrassed, so my offer stands. Just come out and say I was right, and we can forget this whole thing……..
Just then, Fireowman comes out and walks right up to Moose, and the two of them begin throwing fists. Before it can escalate to another trip to the hospital, officials separate the two of them and get them to the back. We can hear Fire yelling that she can’t WAIT for the cage. Moose just laughs an evil laugh as they pull him to the back.
THE KAI vs. MATT FOLZ vs. RICKY SOARING EAGLE vs. RABBIT MASK
This match is pretty much out of control from the bell. There is no love lost between any of the competitors, and all four men fight in and out of the ring at the same time. They brawl, barely keeping it a match for almost twenty minutes. Rabbit Mask tries to hit The Kai with WHITE MIST, but The Kai moves out of the way at the last second. He catches Rabbit with a big punch to the jaw that sends him over the top rope to the floor. Matt Folz works over Soaring Eagle’s ankle and tries an ankle lock, but the Kai breaks it up. He throws Soaring Eagle over the top rope, where Rabbit Mask grabs him and DROPS HIM ON HIS HEAD! Before Rabbit can get back into the ring though, The Kai nails Matt Folz with the ROCK BOTTOM (I forgot the name) and gets the one, two, THREE! WINNER in 19:18 – The Kai
HOLY SPIRIT SQUAD vs. THE DARLING TWINS
Tentative handshake to start the match, and then the two teams proceed to put on a classic. Neither team can keep the advantage for long, and Mai and Alexis really bring the chain wrestling for this one, countering move after move. Alex and Stan bring the thunder, and Alex narrowly misses getting hit with the DROP LINE, rolling out of the ring just before Stan hit. Later in the match, Stan avoids a PHOENIX SPLASH from Alex, also moving just before Alex hits. The fans are eating up every bit of the action, and are very disappointed when the bell rings signaling a 20 minute draw. WINNERS – 20:00 Time Limit Draw
After the match, the two teams shake hands again. Stan and Mai offer the Darling Twins a spot in their prayer huddle, but they respectfully decline and head to the back.
TEXPRESS & DANNY TAYLOR vs. CHRIS EVANS, GHOSTHEAD & COMRADE SHARKOFF
Main event time. No titles are on the line here. Evans, Ghost and Sharkoff take a bit to find their stride, as Texpress and Danny have worked together before. They use that experience to dominate the early part of the match. Danny finally gets another measure of revenge on Evans, planting him with the DYNAMITE DROP, but Sharkoff breaks it up before he can get the three count. Ghost and Sharkoff take over, and show a surprising flow of teamwork. They keep Danny, and then Chad isolated and work him over in the corner. Chad takes a hell of a beating, but he keeps on going and finally makes the hot tag to Zane who CLEANS HOUSE! The match breaks down and Ghost hits the PHANTASMAGORIA on Chad, Zane hits an F5 on Sharkoff, Danny hits the DYNAMITE DROP on Evans, AGAIN, the champ powders out this time, and Chad manages to get to his feet and POPS Ghosthead with a SUPERKICK that sends him over the top rope to the floor. Zane, Chad and Danny wait for Sharkoff to get to his feet, then hit a TRIPLE DROPKICK! LETHAL! Chad covers, and gets the three count to send the crowd home happy! WINNERS in 33:33 – Texpress & Danny Taylor
Danny, Chad and Zane celebrate in the ring by cracking open bottles of Aquafina. Chad and Zane thank the crowd in Kamloops for coming out, and remind them to hit the road and catch Mid-Week Mayhem in Seven Persons Alberta!
As the camera scans the crowd, we see a small man in a well-tailored suit taking notes. Sitting next to him is a huge mountain of a man, his arms folded across his chest. The big man has no expression on his face, but the well dressed man says something to him and he frowns and slowly shakes his head, and we fade.
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Post by BookerShark on Sept 1, 2012 21:48:22 GMT -5
The Kai is PACING~ back and forth like an animal trapped in a cage. He then looks to the camera.
Kai: Did you see that? The Kai wants to know, from all the millions...
Crowd: ...AND MILLIONS!
Kai: ...of the Hawai'ian Nation, DID? YOU? SEE? THAT?
Muffled sounds from the crowd are heard.
Kai: What did you see, you ask the Kai? Well, clearly you are not paying attention, so listen up jabronis. The Kai just beat not one, not two, but three of the up and coming jabronis that are no where near as much of a Great One as the Kai. The Kai beat hat roody poo hippity hop Rabbit Masked freak. The Kai beat that loco injun that like to mutilate animals. Well, once he stepped up one on one with the Kai-san, he had to pick on someone his own size and no one the same ize of the Kai can stand up to the Kai's awesomeness!
Kai rears his head back and breaths deeply.
Kai: Ah! Smell that Canadian air with a touch of cold and frost in it. Winter's comin' and that brings us to the last candy ass jabroni the Kai beat. Matt Folz. Matt Folz, you've worn many hats. First you were a mercenary workin for the money like a cheap ho. Then you were Chris Evans' ass licker. Then you became the New Guard's mascot that we all laughed out over a few beers. Now here you are, across the Kai's ring. You just tasted the REEF BOTTOM, and now you want more, well that's fine with the Kai. The Kai is more than willing to give you more ass-whoopins. Matt Folz. You've been called many things, Matt Folz. Fatt Rolz, Mattie Lice, Bitch Boy, Packer...
Kai winks.
Kai: Now, Matt Folz, you wanna cross horns with the Lava Bull! You wanna bring that little freakazoid pixie Mai Muyo with you. Matt Folz, Mai Muyo, you're gonna go two on two with the Kai-san and the best pie in the business today, Alexis "the Dehydrator" Darling. You wanna step into our ring, and ride that wave of victory? No, no, no, no. NO! The tsunami is gonna swallow you whole! *to the side* Alexis is good at that *back to the camera*
This Wednesday! Live! From Seven Persons! Alberta! Canada! I just channeled Lance Storm, that boring fuck! See what you made me do! So, Matt Folz and Mai Muyo! Step right on up. Show the world what you've got! Bring your A-game, or what you call an' A-Game, 'cuz when you do, the Kai and Alexis Darling, will take your A-Game, do it one better, and take that sorry display and stick 'em straight up! You candy-asses!
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IF YA SMELLLLLALALOW! WHAT THE KAI! IS! SURFIN!
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Post by BookerShark on Sept 1, 2012 21:49:01 GMT -5
*fade-in to Chris Evans, who is standing in the OOWF ring*
Evans: You know, over the past few days, I’m sure a lot of people have been wondering the same exact thing I’ve been thinking. And no, I don’t mean how lucky you all are to have a wrestler of my caliber as your champion. I’m talking of course about what LD Williams did this past Wednesday. Now I know you don’t like me, and I couldn’t honestly care less if I tried, but I know you had some reason to save my ass from Ski Mask Guy, so get your ass out here, and tell me why you did it.
“Jeckyll & Hyde” plays on the loudspeaker, and LD Williams enters to thunderous applause from the crowd. He enters the ring while Evans stands there, looking unimpressed.
E: So, LD Williams, the so-called greatest wrestler that this business has ever seen. You’ve got me in a match, a non-title match that is, since these people don’t deserve to see a World title match. But that makes me think, why? Why would you sacrifice yourself in order to try protecting me?
LD: You’re honestly asking me that question?
E: What, is your hearing aid busted or something? Yeah, why’d you do it?
LD: You know, Evans, you have gotta be one of the biggest assholes that I have ever seen in this business, and that’s saying a lot. But I did it because I respect this business, and…
E: Oh, bullshit. You and I both know that you’ve got a sadistic streak wider than most in this place. And yet you actually pulled Ski Mask Guy off of me. What, did you want to have the pleasure of doing that on your own or something?
LD: Look kid, if I wanted you gone, you would have been gone a while ago. But no matter what you’ve done to that title, the fact of the matter is that you are the World champ, and thus, as much as I hate to admit it, you’re pretty much the top wrestler that we’ve got right now.
E: Yeah, tell me something I don't already know.
LD: And somehow, you’ve been pretty good for our ratings. Not really sure what that says about our audience.
E: Well that should be pretty obvious. I mean, look at me.
LD: That being said, you also have a huge target on your back, and everyone wants to be the guy that wants to take you down. Take you down the right way, and take that title away from you. But guys like Ski Mask Guy, what do his actions prove? Like it or not, you earned your time in the spotlight, you beat me cleanly. And when I get another shot, I’m taking my title back, and I’m gonna do it while we’re both at our best.
E: Hey, suit yourself. Personally, if I were you, I would have let him beat me into retirement. Survival of the fittest, baby. Only the strong survive in this business, and I intend to be a survivor for as long as possible. You on the other hand, you’re destined to be dust in the wind, just like Kansas said.
With that, Ski Mask Guy comes out of the crowd. He goes to attack Evans, but LD yet again gets involved and clotheslines Ski Mask Guy out of the ring. Ski Mask Guy is livid and grabs a mic.
SMG: LD Williams, I have no issue with you, so stay out of my business. My issue is with that piece of shit that claims to be a World Champion.
E: Hey man, say what you will. I’ve still got the title.
SMG: Yeah, for now, Cubby. Just remember, I’m always gonna be watching you. And when you least expect it, that’s when I’ll strike. And LD, if you get involved again, I won’t show any hesitation in taking you out as collateral damage.
LD: You know, only cowards hide behind a mask. Why not show your true self?
SMG: Oh, all in due time, LD. All in due time.
Ski Mask Guy heads to the back.
LD and Evans are still in the ring. LD extends his hand.
LD: Good luck next week, kid.
Evans goes to extend his hand, but instead waves LD off, and walks out of the ring while the crowd boos. LD stands there, shaking his head in disappointment.
*fade to black*
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Post by BookerShark on Sept 3, 2012 16:16:36 GMT -5
(Wyatt, Mary Lou, and the twins are WALKING! following their win with Moosehead Jack at the Kamloops house show when the twins friend SFJ Sunny motions the twins over to an interview area. The twins look at Wyatt and Mary Lou and he nods his head. Hugs and kisses are exchanged and Sunny asks for an interview. The twins look at Wyatt to come over, but he just nods his head and points at them and the camera. The twins tell SFJ Sunny it will just be them. The three turn to the camera.)
SFJ Sunny: Fresh off their win at OOWF Canadian Agression in Kamloops, I'm joined by the fastest rising young stars of the OOWF, Power and Glory. Great work out there tonight.
Edra: I want to thank Moosehead Jack. He has become something of a rarity among the roster here in the OOWF. He has taken us under his wing, guided us in the ways of violence, to feed our dark sides but keep them under control. He has taught us how to unleash the demons within us from our aunt and uncle into something...different.
Clio: We enjoy what we have become. As we grow and develop, the OOWF should be very very afraid. Yes, we're rookies. Yes, a lot of people think we're flashes in the pan, the flavor of the month. In their dreams. We're here to stay. We're here to win. We're here to become the best of all time, better than LD, Chris Evans, Danny Taylor, even the almighty Firewoman.
SFJ Sunny: Singles challenges this week for Power and Glory as Power faces off against former friend Stan Fulton.
Edra: Stan, you and Mai felt the fellowship of our family. You found enlightenment atop Squaw Peak. You and Mai learned many of the secrets of our father's training. Then, when we sought to unleash our dark sides, you bolted like scared rabbits. You're a big man, Stan. You're talented, Stan. But you are still just a man. And you have weaknesses. Weaknesses that I can exploit. You're well over 400 pounds. As Mr Mann found out a few weeks ago, I'm strong enough to lift him. If I can get the massive Stank up for a Suplex, think what I could do with you. I 'm faster than you, more agile than you, and week by week I'm growing in experience. Whether or not I beat you this week. I'll be light years ahead of that inexperienced woman you met in our training facility in Ely back in May. It's amazing what can happen in just three short months. I respect who you are and how you got here Stan, but be prepared to meet someone different in the ring. Someone not willing to back down from the all-powerful Crusher. Reverend Stan, be prepared for more than just bible study from Power.
Clio: When we came to the OOWF, I made a mistake. I inadvertently struck Alexander Darling when he was trying to restrain his wife. It was an error. He accepted my apology, which was sincere. Unfortunately his hot headed wife decided my apology wasn't good enough and she slugged me. That oh-so-wonderful wife of yours, Alexander. You must still be wondering, how will she survive this war with her brother. How much more shell shocked, how much more unsteady will your marital bliss be? How must it feel to love your wife, and know that you carved your initials into her forehead...in such a manner that there will never be any way to repair the damage? How must it feel, Alexander, to know that my loving sister and I were very intimate with your wife? And how many others did your wife seduce, unwittingly, unknowingly? Yes, it was a wonderful night, but it's over...for now. For when the battle of the Quinns is over, there may well be an uncivil war between the Darlings. Face it Alexander, you've tried to intimidate my father, intimidate my family, and what has it gotten you? Nothing more than a family more determined than ever to stand against you, your sisters, and your wife. You talk about brash rookies, you call us flavors of the month. We're still here, we're still standing, and win or lose Wednesday night, Alexander, you'll know you were in another battle of what will be a long war. This bandage on my forehead is motivation enough to bring it full speed ahead. Stan, Alexander, be prepared for three things.
Edra: Power
Clio: Glory
Edra: And Pain.
Clio: And may God have mercy on your immortal souls.
Edra and Clio: Because WE WON'T!
(Edra leans over and kisses Sunny gently on the lips and they both smile. Clio plants a full liplock on a surprised Sunny who at first looks stunned, then enamored. Clio turns back to the camera!)
Clio: Take THAT, Chad Madison!
(Edra and Clio smile at Sunny and walk away, leaving her too dumbstruck to say anything. The twins walk over to Mary Lou and a smiling Wyatt, exchange hugs, and they walk away as we...)
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Sept 3, 2012 16:17:43 GMT -5
We come up in the General Managers office, where Selena is sitting doing some general managery things, suddenly the door is kicked open hard causing her to jump in shock. She looks over and sees Dynamite Danny Taylor stomping into the room. She is slightly confused as he is not one of the people to use enter in this method. Danny stops in front of her desk and slaps down pictures of Rabbit Mask, Ricky Soaring Eagle, and Ghosthead on her desk.
Selena: I guess you saw what happened to Vic.
Danny nods in agreement then points to all three pictures, then himself.
Selena: You have Ricky in a match this week, and I'm sure I can schedule matches against the other t....
Danny shakes his head no, then points to all three pictures, then himself.
Selena: What like a four corners match? Maybe at the PPV, we can put both belts on the lin....
Danny again shakes his head no, and frowns before again pointing at all three pictures and then himself.
Selena: What, like a handicap match?
Danny nods in agreement.
Selena: Those are normally punishment matches. You have to be crazy to ask for one.
The look in Danny's eyes says that he doesn't care.
Selena: Dude, I like violence as much as the next guy, but if I give you that match, I will need to look for a new IC champ. Those guys could very well end your career.
Danny just shrugs his shoulders.
Selena: Look, you all ready have a match scheduled for this week, so I will take this to the board, and if they sign off on it, you can have the match.
Danny thinks about it for a second, then nods in agreement before walking off.
Selena: (calling after him) I hope they say no.
Danny just scowls and slams the door behind him.
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Sept 3, 2012 16:18:10 GMT -5
Quorras is talking via Skype with...Lucky?
Q: So Alex rehired you himself?
L: Yeah. Well, indirectly, through Alexis but still.
Q: Fire's gonna be pissed.
L: Probably. That's why I'm staying down at the house, overseeing the last of the furnishing and decorating. It really looks nice. Fire's got pretty good taste.
Q: I hope they can get to enjoy it.
L: Yeah....me too.
Q: ...
L: ...
Q: ...
L: Okay, I'll ask. How is it going?
Q: Um, kinda quiet. Alex and Alexis focusing on Power and Glory, at least while the cameras are on. Fire is...well...She's just kind of...goes to her workouts and stuff, makes whatever public appearances she has to do, but. Well, that's it. And even when she's there, she's not really...there. Do you know what I mean?
L: *sigh* Yes....Yes I do.
Q: But...I mean, she's fine. She's eating and stuff, and talks to Alex and Alexis, so...
L: Where is she now?
Q: Um....shrine room, I guess. She's been spending a lot of time there. That's good, right?
L: Depends. Has she....asked for anything? Given you a grocery list with like strange things on it?
Q: Oh yeah....I got everything except...look I don't know where to even GET a small black piglet, and I thought we were going to try and cut down on the pet population around here.
L: So...you didn't get one?
Q: No, but she didn't mind, really. Why, is that important?
L: I.....I really don't know. Look, just keep an eye on things, and call me if...well, call me if there's anything weird.
Q: Around here? How will I know?
L: Good point. But...well, you'll know it when you see it.
Q: Okay...see you soon.
L: Hope so.
Quorras shuts down the Skype window, and looks toward Firewoman's room. BLINCy floats over there and magically through the door! Those ninja cams!
Inside, the room is dark except for candle light from sconces on the walls, and then also coming from a low table. Once the camera adjusts we can see Firewoman sitting at the table, which is covered with a white cloth. On the cloth is what looks like a bottle covered in blue and gold paper, with a blue feather coming out of the top. In addition, there's a tarot card (Queen of Pentacles), silver rings and necklaces, a bottle of Creme de Cacao liquour, and a statue of Mater Salvatoris. The main candle is white, but then others are blue and gold. There's also a large silver basin filled with water, and the knife Alexander gave her as a present.
FW: You said there were two more. I took care of one...and now the other, yes?
Firewoman waits for an answer, and appears to get it.
FW: What I have always done. Whatever it takes to survive.
Firewoman picks up the knife and holds it aloft, as if presenting it. She murmurs some words. Then she opens one hand, and drags the knife across the palm. A red line slowly appears and then begins to run as the blood reaches the surface. Firewoman turns her hand, fingers down, and allows the blood to drip into the waters. She waits a bit, humming to herself. Finally, she clenches her fist to stop the bleeding, and places the knife on the altar. The blood on the blade smears the white cloth a bit.
BLINCy decides to back out of the room before he's noticed, and we FADE out.
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Post by BookerShark on Sept 3, 2012 19:33:09 GMT -5
<We cut to GM Selena’s office where Awesome Bill From Dawsonville is standing in handcuffs, between two Mounties>
GMS: I see the RCMP didn’t forget your little stunt into Canada a few months ago
ABFD: Aww hell, it warn’t nothin! Ok……..so I might have had a BIT too much PCPL…….and I MIGHT have led them on a high speed……
GMS: You were on a rascal
ABFD: ……..well fine then, I might have led them on a CHASE that just so happened to endify on Canadian grounds……
GMS: They are accusing you of “transporting a deadly weapon across international lines”
ABFD: My PCPL?
GMS: Yes
ABFD: What the mess now? <looking at the Mounties> You sure you old boys are Canadian?
RCMP1: Yes. We are true Canadians.
RCMP2: Oh, before I forget, Mrs. Al-Tikirti, if you see Mr. Capps, please let us know, we still have a few questions for him
ABFD: Allright then, see I done thought Canadians could hold theys likker. You ol boys are supposed to be highly skilled in the badassery art form of imbibulating
RCMP1: Mr…….
ABFD: Awesome Bill From Dawsonville
RCMP1: Mr…….Ville, we Canadians are a proud people who are fond of a good Molson, but what you transported…….we could use that to take the paint off of the Queen herself!
ABFD: Well now, I have me an idear. Aww hell, never mind, you old boys wouldn’t go for it nohow. Never mind, Miss Selena I done guess they got me. They done got ol Bill
RCMP2: Wait, what is this idea?
ABFD: Nah it ain’t nothin……I mean, maybe if you was German, or Irish, or hell even a good ol boy from them thar Georgia hills, well then maybe, but since you is just Canadian and all…..
RCMP: Are you suggesting that we can’t hold our liquor? That is an INSULT TO CANADA!!
ABFD: Ok then……hows about this……..
<At this point, due to international laws and potential attempted murder lawsuits the screen gets fuzzy and we get a “Time Passes”. When we cut back to GM Selena’s office, she is sitting in the corner, with a horrified look on her face. There are numerous PCPL quart jars lying around, and both RCMP officers lie face down on the floor while Bill remains standing, swishing his mason jar of PCPL>
ABFD: I gotta say, this is one of my better batches. The transmission fluid really cuts the paint solvent, it gives it a fruity bouquet that is pleasing to the palate, and it has just a hint of a nutty, nutty after taste <Bill takes a swing and sways, his eyes getting dark> aaaaaand the temporary blindness <Bill shakes his head and his vision comes back, he looks at GM Selena> y’unt some?
GMS: Good god no
ABFD: <looking around> Well these ol boys can’t seem to handle their party likker, guess I can go?
GMS: <shaking her head> Just GO before we have ANOTHER international incident
ABFD: <starting to leave then stopping> Oh, I know why I done come in here……
GMS: Because the RCMP BROUGHT you in here you idiot!
ABFD: They did?
<GMS: <with her head in her hands> I hate you so much. WHAT. DO. YOU. WANT?
ABFD: Oh…..yeah……..uh, my match this week? I am gonna have to not do that
GMS: <staring at him> WHAT?
ABFD: Well the whole thing just ain’t fair! It ain’t right! I an’t signin up for this!
GMS: You won’t fight Rabbit Mask?
ABFD: Hell no! What kind of…….who would want to see a grown man fight a rabbit? Hell son, trix ain’t for kids, and ain’t neither fightin a rabbit! Beside, everyone knows rabbits can’t rassle worth a damn
GMS: <staring incredulously> You really think he’s a rabbit.
ABFD: He ain’t?
GMS: GET OUT!
<Bill leaves and walks up to Ellie May, Justin, Drunkey and Drunkette who are waiting in the halls>
JS: So……how did it go?
ABFD: Justin……..I don’t understand this place at all
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Post by BookerShark on Sept 3, 2012 21:02:54 GMT -5
We're at the crater of the Kilauea volacao on the island of Hawai'i.
We watch as the smoke rises when a somewhat familiar female voice begins speaking.FFV: Half of it he burns in the fire; over this half he eats meat as he roasts a roast and is satisfied. He also warms himself and says "Aha! I am warm, I have seen the fire" But the rest of it he makes into a god, his graven image. He falls down before it and worships; he also prays to it and says "Deliver me, for you are my god." They do not know, nor do they understand for He has smeared over their eyes so that they cannot see and their hearts so that they cannot comprehend. Isaiah 44 16 through 18. You laugh. You amuse yourself in his wimsy. What you see is the jester, dancing before you as any skilled performer would. But what many do not see is the warrior. The animal. The beast. The BULL. Bulls' have been sacrifised for the glory of man for eternity, but not anymore. Now? The bull will be supreme. The Bull will rise to greatness and I shall hold the yolk. Things are different now. Things are better. For I am no longer naive. The demon? He has been cut from me like the blackened cancerous tumor that leads to the grave. The camera pans down to the familiar mask of Ketsuiki Seishin. The speaker's hand is seen grabbing the mask and the camera follows it as they fling it into the crater.FFV: Behold the glory of the Bull. And the aimless wandering of the blinded raven contiues...nevermore.
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Post by BookerShark on Sept 4, 2012 18:02:24 GMT -5
(Wyatt is talking on the telephone with one of his associates.)
Wyatt: Yes, I know he's back, but he's in Fucking Nawlins! Probably picking seaweed out of the trees. Yeah. Of all that Darling clan he's the only one I know is shooting straight with me. NO! Keep an eye on it.
(There's a knock on the door. Wyatt hods up a finger and doesn't look up)
Wyatt: Yeah, just stay on that. I can't afford any distractions. Especially from that group of assholes. Clio's got the husband this week and I want to know if the distractions get too much. OK, bye.
(Wyatt puts his head on the desk, forgetting that someone is at the door. The person at the door clears their throat and Wyatt reluctantly looks up. His face immediately brightens when he sees his old student Kate Bannister)
Wyatt: KATE! What the hell?
Kate: Is this a bad time?
Wyatt: Oh, when isn't there a bad time. I'm just glad to see you, come on in!
(Kate comes over and hugs Wyatt like old friends and sits down.)
Kate: A million and one distractions still, and you're not even running the show.
Wyatt: Hell, this is worse than we ever had it. It's like a dozen Neds running around, I've got to keep these two focused, and the pressure is really on them these days.
Kate: And you?
Wyatt: Especially me. I have to keep their routine up, keep them focused, and keep the trolley on the track.
Kate: I thought that Mary Lou handled that?
Wyatt: Most of it. She still is learning, but she's....how did you know about Mary Lou?
Kate: Who do you think called me? Sent me a ticket and everything.
Wyatt: Well I'll be...I just mentioned your name, how you hit that brick wall...
Kate: Listen, I don't want to be a buttinski, but you know, you gave me so much, taught me about this business, about living. I owe you, I owe Marty's girls. After what you did for them, it's the least I can do to pitch in.
Wyatt: But what about your family? Your husband?
Kate: Oh, you didn't hear. That's right. Kids are all grown up, and Ted went off to “find himself”. Seems he didn't want my help. So I'm 49 and free again. Ready to get back into the saddle.
Wyatt: All right, if you're up for this.
Kate: Just one question. Did I really see two guys riding donkeys down the hall with a woman riding...
Wyatt: Riding a moped wearing a gunny sack, yes you did.
Kate: This place is weirder than I thought.
Wyatt: Things change in 28 years. Lotsa new stuff, including these.
(Wyatt points over at BLINCy)
Kate: What's that?
Wyatt: Promo camera. On 24/7.
Kate: Any way to get around them?
Wyatt: Just this.
(Wyatt reaches back for a Baseball Bat and BLINCy decides it's time to exit and...)
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Sept 5, 2012 7:04:32 GMT -5
**SFJ#47 approaches L.D. Williams, but his cell phone rings before either of them speaks. Williams looks at the phone, sighs, and lifts it to his ear.**
LDW: “Hey Davin..Yes, I am an idiot. Any particular reason?…Well yeah, but…of course not. Nothing gets through Evans’ head without a two-by-four behind it…Not a bad idea, now that you mention it…Yeah, they’re travelling with me while I’m in country…let’s just say I can understand why you brought Mickie and Sam on the road…Can’t do that, I made a deal…that I could do…yeah, this might be the year…There is - and I do. Give my best to your ladies.”
**Williams turns to SFJ#47 as she steps toward him.**
SFJ#47: “Seeking advice from the G.O.A.T. for your match with the World Champion this week?”
LDW: “Receiving ridicule for wasting my time trying to talk to Evans, more like.”
SFJ#47: “Why did you go out there?”
LDW: “Like I said, whatever else Evans may be, he’s the World Champion, and that entitles him to a certain amount of respect…whether I like it or not.”
SFJ#47: “And Ski Mask Guy?”
LDW: “If he wants Evans, he’s welcome to him…as long as it’s not when I’m wrestling him. Wednesday night Ski Mask Guy should content himself with watching the World Champion get taken apart. He can have the scraps when I’m done.”
<fade>
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Post by BookerShark on Sept 5, 2012 18:22:35 GMT -5
(Wyatt, Mary Lou, and the twins are leaving the gym after a workout with Wyatt's former student Kate Bannister. The twins are all aglow after the session and so is Kate.)
Edra: [/i] Wow. Miss Bannister...
Kate: [/i] Kate, dear.
Edra: [/i] Wow, Kate, that was amazing!
Kate: [/i] I'm just surprised that I remembered most of that.
Clio: [/i] Dad told us he trained some good wrestlers, but seeing them on screen and having them here in person, well, that's just amazing! You're killer!
Kate: [/i] Well, thanks kids. I just hope you learned something.
Edra: [/i] Mr Folz taught me the Tiger Suplex, but reversing it into a Facebuster was all new.
Clio: [/i] Working the arms is something we haven't done much. That Crossface Chickenwing hurts.
Kate: [/i] Maybe another time we'll get into some leg submissions.
Edra: [/i] Cool! I like working with a woman taller than we are. You're what, six foot two?
Kate: [/i] Six foot three.
Edra: [/i] Wow! You're neat, Miss...Kate, sorry.
Clio: [/i] Dad, do you have some video of Kate we can watch tomorrow?
Wyatt: [/i] (Beaming) Of course, dear. Right now, though, we have a light lunch, focus, tape and pre-match to worry about.
Kate: [/i] You still do the pre-match ceremony?
Wyatt: [/i] Puts their minds in the right place and shuts out distractions.
Kate: [/i] Some things just haven't changed.
Wyatt: [/i] OK, Mary Lou and I need to finish up some radio work, Ladies, if you'll excuse me?
Mary Lou: [/i] Be there in a minute, sweetheart.
Edra: [/i] We'll hit the showers.
Clio: [/i] See you in your office, Dad!
Kate: [/i] Be right there, girls. Mary Lou, can we talk?
(Mary Lou and Kate walk to the couch as Wyatt heads to his office and the twins to the showers)
Mary Lou: [/i] Kate, thank you for coming. Wyatt and the twins really needed this.
Kate: [/i] After what Wyatt did for my life, I'd do anything. He took a shy, broken-hearted girl and gave her focus and direction. He taught me more than Pro Wrestling. He taught me how to live. That's what I wonder about you. What has he taught you?
Mary Lou: [/i] Taught me? He saved me from myself. He saw an abusive job situation and helped me reach my true potential. He showed me new ways to research and present stories without being threatening or abusive. He changed me. He rescued me. I'm...I'm safe here. He keeps me...
(Mary Lou starts softly sobbing, and Kate takes Mary Lou in her arms. It's a caring embrace at first, but Kate tightens the hug and Mary Lou looks confused, then panic stricken.)
Kate: [/i] Wyatt is an easy man to fall in love with. Just make sure you're in love with the right things. He's been hurt a lot. Don't hurt him. Or I'll have to come hurt you. And I think you know that I can do it.
Mary Lou: [/i] But...I sent for you...I wanted...
Kate: [/i] He hasn't loved anyone really since Beth. You remind him of her. You're younger than his girls. It was easy. I'm saying this again and want to make it clear. You hurt him, you hurt Marty's girls, you'll wish you'd never met them.
Mary Lou: [/i] I would never...
Kate: [/i] In this business, people can turn on a dime. I know. I've seen it.
(Kate releases her grip on Mary Lou, then kisses her on the lips.)
Kate: [/i] Take good care of them. For Marty, for Beth, and for me.
Mary Lou: [/i] I love him, how can I do anything else?
Kate: [/i] The last person I know that said that? Ned's sister, Nancy.
Mary Lou: [/i] The one that...killed Beth.
Kate: [/i] You get it, now?
Mary Lou: [/i] Perfectly:
Kate: [/i] The line between Love and Hate is oh-so-slim. Don't cross it.
Mary Lou: [/i] You have my word.
(A nice hug and kiss this time as the twins reenter the room)
Kate: [/i] You ladies done already?
Edra: [/i] We're experts at the quick change.
Clio: [/i] Totally.
Kate: [/i] OK, let me get a shower and we'll change that bandage on your head, Clio.
Clio: [/i] Oh, yeah.
Edra: [/i] Mary Lou usually...
Mary Lou: [/i] I'll set out the kit here, Kate can do it. You girls watch some video here.
Clio: [/i] Cool.
Edra: [/i] You're the best. Mary Lou.
(The twins sit down on the couch as Mary Lou finds the medical kit and sets it out with them on the couch. Mary Lou goes into Wyatt's office and all we here is her saying “We need to talk.” as the camera...)
FADES
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Post by BookerShark on Sept 5, 2012 18:23:45 GMT -5
*Stank is in his locker room staring at a cardboard cutout of Attitude Adjuster.*
Stank - ... ... ... .. . . ...
CBCAA -
Stank -
CBCAA -
Stank - Is this really how it's going to be?
CBCAA -
Stank - You're not wrong per se just... innnncorrect.
CBCAA -
Stank - I know that!
CBCAA -
Stank - You're changing the subject.
CBCAA -
Stank - Of COURSE I can handle it!
CBCAA -
Stank - What does Clint Eastwood have to do with any of this?
CBCAA -
Stank - Oh.
*LD Williams walks in, sees the cardboard cutout of AA, does an immediate about face, then tries to escape. Stank calls after him.*
Stank - HOLD ON there pal. Alan and I have a few things we want to run by you.
LDW - You do realize that-
Stank - Alan cut his hair? Yes.
LDW - Also he's looking a lot... flatter.
Stank - Geez LD! Show some compassion. He was LITERALLY run over by a Hummer!
LDW - *sigh*
Stank - That is what we wanted to talk to you about... Don't you own a Hummer?
LDW - GOD NO!
Stank - Why'd you say it like that?
CBCAA -
Stank - You're right Alan. It does sound defensive.
CBCAA -
Stank - Yeah... literally.
LDW - Are we really playing this game?
Stank - Attempted vehicular manslaughter is NOT a GAME, Billy D!
LDW - *sigh* .. ... ... I did it... for The Rock.
CBCAA -
Stank - Yes I know it's just as you suspected Alan, but I'm not buying it. LD doesn't even know Dwayne Johnson.
CBCAA -
Stank - That's a good question. Maybe he's covering for someone.
LDW - But who?
Stank - Yes... who?
LDW -
CBCAA -
Stank -
LDW - Are we really playing this game?
*Stank makes the I got my eyes on you gesture toward LD before grabbing the cardboard cutout of Attitude Adjuster, and walking out the door.*
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Sept 5, 2012 18:25:09 GMT -5
BLINCy is hovering around the Darling Suites, when he hears some commotion and then turns toward the door. Quorras comes in, carrying athletic tape, and looking frustrated.
AD: What's wrong.
Q: She won't let me wrap her wrists for her. She says I'm doing it all wrong.
AD: You probably are then.
Q: That doesn't even make sense. I'm doing it just the way Lucky--
AD: *sigh* But you're not him. And despite pretending she doesn't care, Fire is regretting firing him, but her stubbornness with admitting she was wrong is butting heads with her dislike of changes in her routine. She'll get over it as the new routines start to sink in.
Q: Why don't you just tell her he's still around and--
AD: WHAT? Are you crazy? Do I look like I have a death wish?
Alex grabs the tape and heads out the door. BLINCy starts to follow, but a stern look from Alex makes him stop. But not for long, as he follows a bit further behind and when Alex gets to his destination, BLINCy remains at the door out of sight, so we get that weird TNA-esque blocked camera angle.
What we do see is that Firewoman is attempting to wrap her own wrists, and it isn't going well. She takes her teeth and rips off her latest attempt.
FW: Goddammit.
AD: Here...let me.
Alex takes her arm and gently removes what's left there and then quietly and calmly starts anew, which then calms Fire down a bit.
AD: I know...cage matches.
FW: It's fine. I think this is the one with the opening at the top. Anyway, I got this. If I can take the claustrophobia and use it as a weapon I'll....what?
AD: *Looking up at her, with concern* Isn't that what Eco tried to teach you to do?
FW: Yeah. Just because he was crazy doesn't mean it isn't good advice.
AD: Okay...
He finishes one wrist and then starts the same procedure on the other.
FW: I really want a smoke.
AD: Too bad.
Fire sighs and looks around impatiently. Alex keeps patiently working on the other wrist.
AD: You know...I could come down with you.
FW: Alex, no. We've been over this. Moose will use that as an excuse for everything, OR he'll go after you, or both.
AD: I'd just sit at the announcer table. I can't get involved anyway, it's in a cage and--
FW: DAMMIT ALEX!
*She pulls her hand away, some tape dangling where it isn't all the way secured. BLINCy pulls back so we just see the doorway.*
AD: What?
FW: Do I mean anything to you? Do WE mean anything to you?
AD: What? Of course you do..we do....what kind of question is--
FW: Then for the love of the gods, please. I have to do this my way and I can't do this if I have to worry about you every ten seconds.
AD: I can handle--
FW: I know you can. That's not what I mean.
AD: So what is it you're trying to do?
FW: I need to prove to Moose...to myself...hell, to Patrick, and Sean and Rose and everyone....to Stank, LD, Poe....to YOU. I deserve to be in that ring, I deserve the championships I've had and the one's I'm going to get later.
AD: ...
FW: ...
AD: You don't have to prove anything to me or anyone.
FW: Yes...I do. So please, ... I have invested myself in us in a way that I never even imagined, so... if any of THIS is real....then this thing with Moose, you have to let me do my way.
AD: ....
FW: ....
AD: *sigh* Okay.
FW: *sighs as well* Thank you.
BLINCy gives them a moment and then comes back around the corner a bit to see Alexander take Firewoman's chin gently and look into her eyes.
AD: I meant what I said. He won't leave the arena, if he--
FW: Fair enough.
BLINCy decides to pull back away and give them some privacy. We FAAAAAAAAADE
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