OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Seven Persons, Alberta Canada
AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE vs. RABBIT MASKBill rides in on Drunkey, while Rabbit sits on the top rope looking bored as hell. Bill makes his way around ringside sharing his PCPL with the crowd. RM decides he’s waited long enough and takes a running leap at Bill from the apron. Bill crashes into the barricade and gets dragged into the ring. We get a bell sound, and RM blisters AB with stiff kicks. Rabbit nails a DDT and stomps on AB’s neck. He pulls Bill to his feet and sets up for a Head Drop #2, but Bill grabs the ropes and blocks the lift. Rabbit falls awkwardly and Bill hits the ropes for a hugs clothesline. Bill sends RM into the corner and hits a Stinger splash. Rabbit staggers out and Bill hits him with bionic elbow after bionic elbow after bionic elbow. Bill gets some momentum going with a running bulldog, scoop slam, then a pile driver. AB fires up the crowd and calls out for the FREEBIRD! RM pops up as Bill gets up top and crotches him on the turnbuckle. Rabbit climbs up and goes to superplex Bill, but gets pushed down to the mat! Bill dives off FREEBIRD! But NOBODY IS HOME! RM rolls out of the way and AB crashes and burns. Rabbit pulls him up HEAD DROP #3. He covers for 1…..2….. and pulls Bill up just before 3. Back on his feet, Bill swings at RM a couple of times, but misses. Rabbit then hits HEAD DROP #2! Now he’s done. Rabbit hops to the top rope for the ORIGINAL 810! RM gets to his feet and puts one foot on Bill 1…..2…..3
WINNER, in 4:23, Rabbit Mask.
STAN FULTON vs. POWERWe get a clean start, with Fulton easily overpowering… Power. He pins her in the corner and drives his shoulder into her midsection several times. Hard whip to the opposite corner and Fulton avalanches Power. He sends her across the ring again for another impact, but Power sows some agility and turns it into a Briscoe Roll Up for a quick 2 count. Fulton pops up pissed, and Power uses his anger against him, turning charging moves into take downs and Stan rolls to the outside to regroup. Wyatt runs over to Stan and threatens him with the Halliburton, but Fulton chases him away. Power goes right at him as he climbs back up, hitting him with a couple forearms and attempting to suplex Crusher back in the ring. Bad decision there, as her legs give way and she gets crushed under the weight of the Crusher. Fulton gets up first and uses a couple of Judo kicks to keep Power at bay. He tries for a DDT, but she blocks the move, then sweeps the legs and flips over for a 1…2…NO! THAT was close. Wyatt jumps up on the apron to argue with the referee and conveniently drops the briefcase in the corner. Fulton goes back on offense. Discuss clothesline. Running Power slam. He drags Power into the corner and climbs up for The Crusher. Wyatt jumps up to distract the referee, Glory appears out of nowhere, grabs the briefcase and nails Fulton with it! The big man thuds to the mat. Glory tosses the Halliburton, power covers Stan, feet on the ropes and all. Wyatt drops down and the referee runs over and counts 1…..2…..3!
WINNER in 7:19, Power!
ALEXIS DARLING & THE KAI vs. MAI MUYO & MATT FOLZMai and Alexis start us off with some lightning quick chain wrestling, both showing of their training in Japan. Mai traps Alexis in some sort of grape-vined armbar thing. Alexis drags herself to the ropes, but before she can grab the ropes, Mai rolls it over and they end up back in the center of the ring. Mai rolls it again and tags in Folz, who vaults in with a leg drop on Alexis. Folz hits some sharp chops once she gets to her feet. Folz ties her up in an abdominal stretch and then turns it into a pump handle slam. Folz starts to apply a Garvin Stomp, but Alexis grabs his lag and in a flash has an ankle lock applied. Alexis gets to her feet and hits a spinning kick to the gut, followed by a belly to back suplex. She tags in Kai, who come barreling in and hits MF with a leg lariat. He knocks him back down with a left, then runs over and gives Mai a shove off the apron. Kai catches Folz with an atomic drop and then nails a REEF BOTTOM! Folz rolls to the floor and the heels take some time to recover as Kai and Alexis fire up the crowd. Folz gingerly rolls in and eats a kneelift and a T-bone suplex. He tags in Alexis, who keeps the pressure on, hitting a face plant and sets Folz up for a Curb Stomp! As she does, she looks up and Power & Glory are running down the ramp! She lets go and engages them in a shouting match as they stand on the floor threatening. Kai runs around, but Mai cuts him off. Suddenly, Folz spins Alexis around. Perfect Plex! 1….2…..3
WINNERS in 9:26, Matt Folz & Mai Muyo!
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. GLORYThis one should not be for the faint of heart as the issues between the Darlings and the Neils are reaching the boiling point. Given the events of earlier tonight, one would expect this match to be hard-hitting and not on the technical end of the spectrum. Glory’s slow foreboding music hits and she enters the arena and of course she has the Family with her; consisting of Wyatt and Power and of course Wyatt has them leashed to their gleaming dog collars. She ignores the response of the crowd as she enters the ring and gets some last minute advice from her partner and her father. As they’re discussing, the lights go out and…can it be, “THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE” booms and a white & blue spotlight illuminates the stage. As soon as AFI’s “Prelude 12/21” hits old-school Alexander Darling with the evil smirk is standing there with a clad in black leather Alexis Darling. They stand and wait until “Princes of the Universe” starts and Alexander quickly makes his way down the aisle and slides under the bottom rope and almost crawls towards Glory until Junior Hale gets in his way and AD backs up. Hale gets Wyatt and Power out of the ring on one side and Alexis on the other and as soon as he calls for the bell, we are in for a fight.
Punches, kicks, slams, throws, counters, attempted submissions, and reversals are the course of action as Alex and Clio give it their all. They are slugging away as Hale tries to keep the match legal but he’s giving them a lot of leeway as they punch away with closed fists. Glory is showing a lot as she keeps up with the OOWF Grand Slam Champ and even looks to be in control as she lifts Alex high overhead showing a remarkable bit of strength as she GORILLA PRESSES him and just drops him like a sack of potatoes. She hits the ropes Ultimate Warrior style and goes for the big splash, but Alex has enough to roll out of the way and he follows up by rolling back onto Clio and standing up, he drops a few quick knees before locking up Glory’s legs…MOTHERFUCKIN’ CURBSTOMP. AD looks to continue the attack as he tries to lift Clio up but she throws some knees and one connects right over the eyebrow causing a nasty cut to open and blood to start pouring down Alexander’s face. He drops Clio and they start slugging it out once again. But the blood is quickly affecting Darling’s vision and Glory gets the better of the exchange and she has Alex set up as she goes the SUPERKICK, but Alex ducks under somehow and he quickly lifts Clio up onto his shoulders and is going for the DARLING DRIVER, but Wyatt jumps up on the apron to distract Hale.
Alexis runs around to pull Wyatt off but that leaves an opening for Edra as she slides one of the dog collar chains into the ring as Alex drops Clio and heads over to discuss the upcoming election with Wyatt and Hale, but Alexis being the great sister she is slides the other dog collar chain in underneath the discussion. Alex turns around and picks up the chain just as Clio does the same with the chain Edra slid in. Clio goes to strike first but Alex is able to avoid the shot and he grabs the chain and pulls it out of Glory’s hand and it goes tumbling into the corner which is noticed by Hale. He turns around to see Alex wrap the chain around his first and nail Clio with a shot right between the eyes that busts her open. Hale has no choice but to call for the bell.
WINNER, via Disqualification, in 8:53, Glory.
But the attack isn’t over as Alex continues to punch away at Clio drawing more and more blood. Edra is quickly into the ring to try and pull Alex off, but she’s cut off by Alexis and they start brawling. Alex has seemingly had enough of punching Clio and he’s now starting to wrap the chain around her throat and that brings Wyatt into the ring and he goes to tackle Alex and he actually succeeds in taking Alex to the mat, but Alexis is back in the ring after sending Edra crashing into the steel post. Alexis pulls Wyatt off and whips him hard into the corner and uses the extra chain in the ring to tie up Wyatt to the ropes. Alexis heads back over to her brother where Alex continues to draw blood on Clio and Alexis helps Alex lift Clio up onto his shoulders, he locks her hand around her own throat…DARLING DRIVER and Alexis is there as Clio comes down and nails her with a GUTBUSTER. Alexander and Alexis stand over Clio for a second before Edra finally comes to and she slides into the ring swinging a chair at the Darlings but they get out of the way and bail up the ramp. As Edra helps Clio to her feet and they untie Wyatt they stare up the aisle as Alexis starts licking the blood off her hands after wiping it off Alexander’s head. The sick war between these two sets of twins is just starting and it’s sure to get bloodier and more violent.
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. FIREWOMAN – Best of Seven Series Match 4: Steel Cage Match“Scarecrow” plays and Moose is out first. He steps into the covered cage, with a mic, and slumps in the corner. “Firewoman” plays next and Fire makes her way to the ring, a look of pure determination on her face. Moose stops her before she gets to the ring.
Ok Lisa, I am giving you the chance that most people would not get. Save yourself the embarrassment and turn around and walk back up that ramp. You and I both know your heart is not in this. You and I both know Firewoman is dead. Your win last week was a fluke, it’s not going to happen again.Fire snarls and steps into the cage and charges right at Moose. Moose tries to nail her with the mic, but Fire ducks it and cuts Moose in half with a SPEAR! Fire grabs the back of Moose’s head and hammers him with punches while Moose grabs his ribs in pain. Fire pulls Moose to his feet and throws him into the cage, on the rebound she catches him in a SPINEBUSTER! Fire covers, but Moose kicks out before the referee even gets down on the mat, no escape in this one.
Fire pulls Moose back to his feet and shoves him into the corner and follows him in with a knee to the gut, then hammers him with knees to the ribs. Moose snarls in pain and rakes Fire’s eyes. As Fire staggers away, Moose charges out of the corner, but Fire catches him with a snap powerslam, covers and gets a one count this time. Fire gets to her feet and waits for Moose to get to his, as he stands, she tries a SUPERKICK, but Moose moves out of the way and counters with a clothesline that nearly takes her read off her shoulders.
Moose stands over Fire and just stares down at her with a blank expression on his face. Fire begins to stir and Moose kicks her in the mouth sending her back to the mat. Jack stares out at the crowd who boos him loudly, then grabs a handful of hair and pulls her to her feet and lifts her for a suplex, then runs her right into the cage and lets her fall between the ropes. Fire lands hard on the back of her head and is slow to pull herself up. She gets to her knees and Moose charges in again, trying for a knee to the face, but Fire moves out of the way and Moose slams into the cage. As he staggers back into the ring, Fire steps between the ropes and chop blocks the knee he just slammed into the cage. Fire drags Moose’s leg to the ropes and repeatedly springs off the bottom ropes driving her knee into his.
Fire pulls Moose back to the middle of the ring and grabs his legs, and now it is her turn to stare down at him with a blank expression. Fire taunts Moose with the “I’m going to drop a knee into your crotch” bit, and Moose flips her the double bird, so Fire does it. Then a second time. Then a third. Moose howls in pain and rolls into the fetal position. Fire pulls him to his feet and nails a BUTTERFLY BACKBREAKER and covers, but Moose rolls his shoulder at two.
Fire looks to the corner of the cage, then climbs the turnbuckle and starts messing with part of the cage. Moose slowly gets to his feet tries to follow, but Fire catches him with a kick to the face that sends him to the mat. Fire looks back to the corner of the cage and an evil grin spreads across her face. Moose climbs the ropes next to the turnbuckle and moves toward Fire, but Fire catches him with a kick to the back of the head that sends him into the steel face first. Fire grabs Jack by the hair and pulls him to the corner, then lifts him onto her shoulders and hits a TOP ROPE GTS! Moose’s head snaps back, he slams into the ropes then falls to the mat. Fire turns her attention back to the cage, and reaches up and unscrews a bolt from the cage. She slips it onto her finger and balls her hand into a fist, then leaps off the top turnbuckle and drops a FLYING FIST right between Moose’s eyes! The bolt gashes Moose’s head, and blood begins POURING down his face. Fire covers, one……two……thre…….NO!
Moose drags himself to the corner, and tries to wipe some of the blood from his face, but there is just too much. He never sees Fire charge in and she blasts him with a knee to the face, then pulls him to his feet and sets him on the top rope and hits a SUPERPLEX! That couldn’t have helped those ribs any. To add to his misery, Fire positions Moose then hits the Super Crazy TRIPLE MOONSAULT! All the air is gone from Moose, and Fire covers, but she can’t keep him down.
Fire drags Moose to the cage and slams his face into the cage between the bottom and middle rope, grabs his arms, and hits a FIRESTOMP driving Moose’s face into the steel. Moose slumps to the mat and Fire covers again, but once again Moose kicks out at two. Fire gets to her feet and looks down at her brother, who is pouring blood. Fire shakes her head, almost sadly, then offers a hand to Moose to help him up. Moose reaches out, not really for a hand up, but just to try to get up and Fire grabs his arm and pulls him up, kicks him in the gut and hits the MOOSEKILLER (Crucifix Bomb Piledriver). Fire covers and gets the one……two…….NO! Moose rolls his shoulder! How the hell?
Fire yanks Moose up roughly and throws him into the corner and sets him on the top rope and goes for the FLAMETHROWER, but Moose holds onto the cage and Fire. Fire sits up and hammers Moose with punches to the top of the head, then tries to snap him off again, but Moose turns it into a TOP ROPE STYLES CLASH! DEAR GOD! Moose and Fire both lie face down on the mat, and we see the EMT’s heading toward the ring, once again. Moose pulls himself up using the ropes, but falls into the corner. Fire finally manages to get up and charges into the corner, but Moose gets a boot up stopping her cold.
Moose grabs Fire and knees her in the gut doubling her over, then holds her head and repeatedly drives his knee into her face until her nose is pouring blood. Jack keeps hold of her hair and LAUNCHES her into the cage Fire bounces off the cage and falls to the mat, but Moose doesn’t even try a cover, instead he pulls her back to her feet and lifts her for a POWERBOMB, then runs toward the door and DRIVES her into the door! The chain breaks, the door flies open and Fire hits the floor HARD, the back of her head slamming into the concrete. Moose leaves the cage and rummages under the ring while waiting medical officials check on Fire. Moose grabs a chair and throws it into the cage, then reaches into the toolbox and grabs something else, but we can’t quite see what it is.
Moose staggers over to Fire and threatens the EMT’s, grabs Fire and pulls her up and rolls her back into the ring where Fire tries to sit up, but looks very glassy eyed. The EMT’s try to stop Moose from getting back into the cage, but he nails one with a punch to the jaw sending him to the floor, and the others quickly back off. Jack steps back into the ring and closes the door behind him, we now see what he grabbed from the toolbox, it is a brand new lock. Moose chains the door, and locks it…….from the inside……and tight, so there is no give.
Jack turns his attention back to Fire, who is now slumped in the corner staring at him with a snarl on his face. Moose turns and charges into the corner, catching Fire with a knee to the face. She slumps to the mat and doesn’t seem to be moving much. Moose pulls her to her feet and slams the back of her head into the cage, then reaches into his pocket and pulls out…….HANDCUFFS! Moose cuffs Fire to the cage, crucifix style. The referee yells for Moose to stop, but Moose shoves him aside. Jack grabs the steel chair, and the mic from earlier and walks up to Fire, blood pouring from the gash on his head.
You really want this? You really want this Lisa? Are you going to make me do this? I gave you the fucking chance! I gave you the out! I already know the answer…….Firewoman is dead……you want me to kill Lisa Darling too?Fire slowly looks up at Moose, her eyes narrow and then she looks to the mat. Moose grins sensing victory, then Fire spits a mouth full of blood right in his face. Moose takes the chair and SLAMS it down on Fire’s head! The crowd GASPS at this! Fire was DEFENSELESS! THAT SON OF A BITCH! The referee immediately motions for people to get in there, it takes time, but they finally get the cage. Moose is laughing like a madman, he tosses the cuff keys to the referee and goes and slumps in the corner and bleeds. They get Fire off the cage and gently lower her to the mat. On the outside of the ring, Alex is LIVID and keeps trying to get into the ring, but numerous officials and other wrestlers keep him and Moose apart.
Medics carry Fire out of the ring and load her onto a waiting gurney, Moose waves to her and yells for the referee to count her out and raise his hand. The gurney gets about halfway up the ramp and stops, and Fire sits up, blood running down her face and staining her outfit. She looks like a demon, rage in her eyes. Fire gets off the gurney and steadies herself, Alex stares at her incredulously, and as she takes a step toward the ring, Alex grabs her, but Fire turns and shoves him away. Fire staggers toward the ring, never taking her eyes off of Moose. She stops at the door and looks at the referee, who looks like he has seen a ghost, the mic catches what she says.
lock this fucking thing behind me, and do not open it until one of us is dead……if you do, I will fucking kill you myselfWith that Fire steps back into the ring, using the ropes to keep herself up, looks at Moose and says “let’s go you son of a bitch, finish it…….if you can”
Moose and Fire meet in the middle of the ring and once again, they throw down with a flurry of punches that would make a hockey player green with envy. Blood flies as each one connects, Moose blocks a punch and hits a spinning chop to the side of the neck, Fire takes a few steps back, spits at Moose and hits a spinning fist to the side of the head that sends Moose back a few steps. Moose flips Fire off and lands a SUPERKICK to the jaw. Fire staggers back into the ropes, but refuses to go down. Moose throws a SECOND SUPERKICK and the same thing happens, he grabs Fire by the hair and slams her in the face with several headbutts, but Fire stops them with a European uppercut, then tries a discus clothesline, but Moose ducks it and drops Fire on her head with a BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!
Moose pulls a dazed Fire to her feet and hits a RANHEI! As Fire struggles back to her feet, Moose launches himself off the ropes and blasts her in the face with a BUISAKU KNEE! Moose covers, this one is academic. One…….two…….thre…..NO! Fire rolls her shoulder. Moose slumps to the mat, he has to be getting weak from blood loss at this point. Moose drags himself to the corner and pulls himself up, then climbs the ropes again and leaps, and DRIVES a knee right across Fire’s chest. Moose drags himself over to Fire and covers
One……
Two……
Thre……NO!
Moose snaps at the referee, saying he is counting too slow. Moose rolls Fire over and tries to lock in the JI-ENDO but Fire is not out of it yet! She bites Moose’s arm HARD drawing blood. Moose howls in pain and releases the hold and hammers Fire with punches to the back of her head until she lets go. Moose crawls to the corner and looks at the bloody bite mark on his arm. He gets to his feet and stumbles over to Fire and pulls her up by the hair and screams in her face “GIVE UP ALREADY GODDAMIT!” Fire responds with a low blow that sends Moose to the mat writhing in pain. Fire cannot follow up right away, her eyes are glassy and she is also getting weak from loss of blood. She finally manages to fall on top of Moose, but he kicks out at two.
Moose is back on his feet first, although barely, and he grabs the chair that was somehow left in the ring and sets it up, then pulls Fire up and hits another BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX dumping Fire head first onto the chair. Moose drapes his arm across Fire,
One…….
Two……
Thre…….NO!
Moose grabs the chair and throws it at the cage in frustration, then snarls at Fire and grabs her for the ANACONDA CROSS, but Fire is not quite out of it yet, she reaches up and gouges Moose’s eye, forcing him to break another submission move. Moose rolls around on the mat holding his eye, a mat that now looks like a crime scene from all the blood loss. The crowd begins to roar as somehow, SOMEFUCKINGHOW Fire pulls herself up on the ropes and gets to her feet, using the chair Moose just threw for support. Moose pulls himself up on the opposite ropes and turns around and stumbles right into a chair shot from Fire! Both go down to the mat, this time Fire drapes her arm across Moose’s chest
One……
Two……
Thre……NO!
Now it is Fire’s turn to snap at the referee. She might have been right, someone is going to die in this match. Fire drags herself to the corner and pulls herself up, then climbs the ropes. She looks over her shoulder and Moose is still down, but Fire, weak as she is, is taking a looooooong time. As she gets to the top, Moose grabs the chair and flings it at the corner, catching Fire right across the spine, and causing her to fall on the top rope, crotching herself and slamming her forehead on the corner of the cage. Fire remains seated on the top rope, head down, blood pouring off her face, dripping into a puddle on the mat. Moose slowly gets to his feet and stumbles to the corner, grabs Fire from behind and pulls her off the corner and nails a GTSF! His knee slams into the back of Fire’s head and she falls to the mat, seemingly out cold. Moose falls to the mat as well, but manages to roll Fire over and fall on top of her, does Fire have another miracle in her?
One……
Two……
Three
Not this time.
WINNER in 48:11 – Moosehead Jack – Moose leads the Best of Seven Series 3-1
Not surprisingly, EMT’s are immediately in the ring checking on both wrestlers, getting them to waiting gurneys. Also not surprisingly, they are both rushed to the back to waiting ambulances. I am sure the hospitals have rooms waiting, probably have them waiting in Assinobia too. Stubborn bastards.
DANNY TAYLOR vs. RICKY SOARING EAGLE – Non-Title MatchNothing short of a brawl as the bell rings. Danny seems fueled by the attacks on Victor this week and just lets loose on Ricky’s head & neck with clubbing forearms and quick MMA strikes. RSE bails to the outside, and Danny follows him out, continuing to beat on Eagle. Ricky gets in a few shots, then blocks a punch and whips DDT into the ring post. Danny hits with a thud, giving RSE a chance to get back in the ring. Taylor slides in at the referee’s 6 count, and they lock up. Ricky forces Danny back and blisters his chest with chops. Danny grabs him and switches places, then delivers several back elbows. Danny knees him in the gut and hooks him for a butterfly suplex. DDT hits a number of quick succession elbows on the prone Eagle. He tries one more, but RSE rolls out of the way and DDT catches canvass. Ricky pulls him up and whips DDT into the ropes for a big boot. Danny hits the mat hard and RSE hits a leg drop. Ricky stalks DDT as he gets back to his feet and levels him with a clothesline. Military press slam from Ricky and Danny is in trouble. Eagle hits a running power slam and then a DDT and is calling for the Return to the Earth! He lifts Danny in position, does his little walk around the ring to get in camera position, and as he hits it, Danny rolls forward into a small package! 1…..2… NO! Danny dead lifts Eagle and hits a fall away slam! Danny mimes a howl at the crowd and hits the Bala de la Plata! RSE is in serious trouble here! Danny slaps on the TNT! Ricky struggles to the ropes and just as he is about to grab it, Danny drags him back to the middle. A few moments later, Eagle gives up the fight and taps out.
WINNER, in 12:12, Danny Taylor.
CHRIS EVANS vs. LD WILLIAMS – Non Title MatchWe get a nice crisp start with a ton of back and for the chain wrestling. LD snaps off a belly to back suplex. Evans with a urinage, followed by a knee strike to the head. LD with an impaler DDT. Evans with a spear. LD counters with a spine buster. The crowd is pretty hot for this one, and both men are feeding off the energy. We fast forward to the 20 minute mark, and we still have a back and forth affair, but the torrid early pace has given way to a slower, methodical match where every big move seems like the end. LD pulls off a lung blower and slaps on a cross-face. Evans bites LD’s fingers and rolls the move over to reach the ropes. CE hits a brain buster and a straightjacket suplex and sets up for the Way of the Future. On cue, the crowd buzzes and Ski Mask Guy strides on stage. He stands there, arms crossed seemingly waiting for Evans to finish LD off. Evans hesitates for a moment, allowing LD to sweep his legs and put on a sharpshooter Evans reaches the ropes pretty quickly, only to be popped in the jaw by LD. Williams takes the edge, slamming CE on the mat repeatedly and going for a number of submissions, including the STF and LaBell Lock. Evans breaks them, but takes longer and longer to reach the ropes each time. SMG takes a couple steps down the ramp and holds up his metal pole. LD whips CE into the ropes, but instead of bouncing off, Chris slides out, snatches his belt from the timekeeper’s table and marches off through the crowd. They pelt him with boos and beers as he escapes. LD’s chest is heaving as he and SMG have a stare down of ultimate intensity as the referee counts to 10.
WINNER, via Coutnout, in 25:29, LD Williams.
GHOSTHEAD vs. COMRADE SHARKOFF vs. JUSTIN SANE – OOWF Onslaught Championship Elimination MatchNo awkward triple threat start here as Justin rushes Ghosthead and gets back dropped to the floor, landing on his head. Sharkoff and GH lock up and get to work. Comrade takes the early advantage, pummeling Ghost with forearms in the corner and driving shoulders into the midsection. Sharkoff whips GH across the ring, but GH uses his agility to avoid the splash and take CS down with a neck breaker. GH with a running neck snap to a seated Sharkoff and then he locks in the Vex Vice! CS fights his way to the ropes for his first rope break. Ghosthead refuses to let go and gets his first, and then second warnings as it takes a 10 count for him to release the hold. Jumping enziguri from Ghosthead. CS tumbles to the floor, and lands on Justin, who had crawled to his feet and looked ready to enter the ring. Ghosthead gives chase, leveling Justin and rolling Sharkoff back inside. Ghost hits a Michinoku driver and goes to the top for the Spectre’s Fall, but misses as CS rolls out of the way! Sharkoff to his feet and puts GH in a bear hug! Sharkoff’s strength advantage shows through as GH is unable to break the hold, even after ringing CS’s bell. GH starts to slump, and CS starts swinging him back and forth for extra emphasis. Suddenly, Justin is on the top turnbuckle! He dives off with a flying body attack, hitting Ghost in the back and landing the both of them on top of Sharkoff! The referee counts 1…..2…..3!
Comrade Sharkoff has been eliminated. Justin pops up and celebrates, running wild circles around the ring with his hands in the air, expecting to be awarded his first ever title any second now The referee grabs him and stops the now dizzy Justin and tries to explain that this is an elimination match. Ghost is back to his feet and spins Justin around from behind and hits the Phantasmagoria! Justin is caught well off guard by this and it doesn’t take long for him to tap out.
WINNER, in 13:29, Ghosthead.
TEXPRESS vs. STANK & 
– OOWF World Tag Team Title Match.
Stank makes his way to the ring solo, with Cardboard Cutout Attitude Adjuster leading the way. Stank sets him in his corner, then steps between the ropes into the ring. Texpress come down, and we get a couple of terse, if not friendly handshakes. Zane calls for a microphone, and Stank does the same.
Zane:
I’m trusting this isn’t a set up between you and Alan, but we really don’t want a handicap match here. The fans deserve better, and frankly, you, Lucas, deserve better.Stank:
If anyone is being set up here it’s me. But, I do have a partner in mind if he will agree to come back out here. Zane:
Anyone you want Lucas. We won’t back down at all.Stank:
I didn’t figure you would. LD WILLIAMS, COME ON DOWN! “Jeckyll & Hyde” blasts out and Canada’s favorite OOWFer comes down the aisle one more time, to the loudest ovation of the evening. He and Stank embrace in the ring and we are set for action! Chad and Stank start us off with a lock up and Stank shoving Chad into the corner. Chad puts the brakes on and pops the charging Stank with a super kick. It staggers the big man, but he does not go down. Chad pops him with a forearm and then a dropkick that knocks Stank back into a corner and Chad tags in Zane. Zane bull rushes in and spears Stank as he comes out of the corner. Zane drops a knee and goes for a second, but Stank rolls out of the way and Zane lands hard. Stank pulls him up and scoops Zane up for a huge body slam. He hits a leg drop and then runs the ropes for Stanktonia 2.0! He reaches back and tags in LD, who mounts the middle turnbuckle and drops a Bret Hart elbow on Zane. LD works on keeping the big man off his feet, dropping an elbow on the back of his neck and trying to set him in the Last Chancery. Zane wriggles free and tags in Chad. LD and Chad trade suplexes and we get an extended back and forth sequence. LD misses on a lariat and is slow getting up. Chad pounces and hits a triple dropkick. He tags in Zane and they whip LD into the ropes for the Double Dropkick, but Stank runs in and spears Chad out of the ring. Zane connects on his dropkick, then sees Chad on the floor. LD gets slowly to his feet, and Zane grabs him in a Small Package for 1…..2…..3!
WINNERS in 16:32, Texpress
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