OOWF Midweek Mayhem
Live from Windsor, Ontario, Canada
Pre-Show Dark Match: DK Murphy vs. Humphrey BergmanDK Murphy dominates the match and is very impressive in his debut. He shows a wide array of moves before finishing off Bergman with the STF.
Your winner in 6:11, DK Murphy
Russ: [/i] Thanks for joining us this week for Midweek Mayhem. We are just four days away from the premiere Pay-Per-View event of the year, Hell on Earth, live from Dayton Ohio. I'm joined as always by former ECW champion Razz.
Razz: [/i] At Hell on Earth, Russ, it will be off da Hook with the rubber match of the Best of Seven series between Firewoman and Moosehead Jack!
Russ: [/i] And tonight two huge Pick Your Poison matches where Firewoman has selected Intercontinental Champion Dynamite Danny Taylor as her brother's opponent, while Moosehead Jack picked Firewoman's opponent, her former friend but now demented cartoon character, Rabbit Mask. And speaking of demented characters, we're joined by the former WWF and WCW Heavyweight Champion, Kevin Nash.
Nash: [/i] A quality introduction by Oklahoma's BarBQ maven. Yes, Firewoman finds herself in quite the jam tonight. The beatdown Rabbit Mask laid down on Comrade Sharkoff last week reminds me of when I beat Bob Backlund in Madison Square Garden in 1994.
Russ: [/i] Those Pick Your Poison matches are coming up later tonight. First though, singles action with two of wrestling's families who just don't like each other. Alexis Darling faces off against one of Wyatt Cox's daughters, Glory
Razz: [/i] It was just three months ago just across the border in Detroit that Alexis Darling cornered Wyatt Cox away from his daughters and tried to threaten and intimidate him. Tonight Glory promises a measure of revenge.
Nash: [/i] No doubt Alexander Darlings twin and “special friend” is talented, but she better watch out for Glory. She's still green but she's as mean as they get. I wouldn't want to argue with her.
Razz: [/i] And it's a huge size mismatch. Lexie's 5-7 128, while Glory's 5-11 and 180. Both of Wyatt's girls are big, fast, and powerful. The question is can Lexie's experience overcome the pure size and strength advantage of Glory.
Nash: [/i] Ask Bob Backlund...
Russ: [/i] Let's get to the ring...
Alexis Darling vs Glory Life is Beautiful by Sixx AM brings out Alexis Darling, the single spotlight following her to the ring. She's all business as she walks down to the ring, ready for the next battle in this war between the families.
Two Steps From Hell's “Fortress of Seduction” brings Glory, being held back by the steel chain attached to her pink collar by her father Wyatt Cox. Glory is almost foaming at the mouth, wanting to attack Lexie. Fortunately Wyatt keeps her held back until they get to ringside. Wyatt sets down the Halliburton and takes his daughter's head in his hands to try to settle her down and get her in the right frame of mind.
The bell rings and Glory charges for Lexie, who easily dodges Glory and backs her into the corner with chops and strikes. Wyatt Cox rolls his eyes at ringside and begins shouting instructions to his daughter. Lexie turns to Wyatt and shows that she is, indeed, number one. Unfortunately the distraction allowed Glory to shoot an elbow into Lexie's jaw and rock her a little bit. Glory whips Lexie into the ropes and goes for the clothesline but Lexie ducks it and comes off the other side hitting the Thesz Press and starts raining down fists on Glory and busts open that head wound again. Glory hooks Lexie's shoulders with her feet and rolls her over and begins pounding away on Lexie, also opening a head wound on Lexie that has Glory grinning that evil smile. Glory starts blatantly choking Lexie and referee Junior Hale starts counting, with Glory releasing only at the 4.99 mark. Hale admonishes Glory and Glory yells back “I've got until 5.” Glory again grabs Lexie by the throat, this time shaking her head in the process. She releases at the count of four, but proceeds to throw a double thrust to the throat that gets her another admonishment from Junior Hale. Glory stands up to argue with Hale in such a fashion that Hale has to remind her that he's the boss in the ring. Glory gives the much shorter Hale a shove in the chest before returning to Lexie who is still holding her throat. Glory grabs Lexie and shoves her head between her legs, setting up a powerbomb, but Lexie shakes free on the way up and faceplants Glory, leaving a serious red spot in the ring. Lexie reaches up and touches her forehead, then puts her fingers in her mouth to taste her own blood, and gets an evil grin on HER face. She stands up and grabs Glory's collar to pick her up and just slaps her in the face. Glory looks like she's shocked, and the two begin trading chops and strikes until Glory just overpowers Lexie and backs her into the ropes, then throws Lexie into the ropes and hits a spinning powerslam! Glory doesn't even go for the pin but begins choking Lexie again, breaking on the count of four to hit a double thrust to the throat that has Lexie gasping for air. Glory looks over at her father and nods her head. Wyatt jumps up on the apron to argue with Junior Hale as Glory picks up Lexie, readies for the Asiatic Spike, but Lexie anticipated it and ducked as Glory spins around and falls! Lexie picks up Glory, BITCH KILLER! Lexie runs to the ropes and hits Wyatt with a Flying Forearm, then a flying press onto Glory for the Three Count!
WINNER – 18:45 – Alexis Darling
In no time at all, Power and Kate Bannister have joined Wyatt at ringside and are administering a beatdown on Lexie. Glory has recovered and reached over to the corner and picks up her chain. She wraps the chain around Lexie's throat and picks her up and throws her over the top rope, hanging her. Lexie is flailing about helplessly while Wyatt keeps Junior Hale at bay. Finally Alexander Darling runs down to ringside and battles through the assembled family to get to her sister. Glory drops Lexie and she crumples into a heap at ringside. Alex calls for the medics to check on his bleeding and unconscious sister.
Razz: [/i] Looks like Lexie won the match but lost in the long run.
Russ: [/i] Once again, Wyatt Cox's daughters have put the hurt on the Darling family. It looks like Alexis Darling will be taking a ride out of the arena on a stretcher.
Nash: [/i] You hate to see that happen. OK, no you don't. The fans know that when these two families match up they're going to be bloody confrontations. I'm surprised that no one has been stretchered out in one of these battles before.
Russ: [/i] Now referee Mel Creech is at ringside telling Alexander Darling to get into the ring. He's still worried about his sister who still seems to be unconscious at ringside. Power's in the ring ready for their matchup.
Nash: [/i] The show must go on. Darling needs to get into the ring and get ready for his dose of punishment.
Razz: [/i] As if Alexander Darling didn't have enough distractions with his wife's war with her brother, now he has to worry about his sister.
Russ: [/i] It's just not fair, but Mel Creech is warning Alexander Darling to get into the ring. Ready or not, this match is about to start.
Alexander Darling vs PowerAlexander Darling is still at ringside next to his sister being strapped onto a gurney to take her to medical to be checked out when the bell rings, and Referee Mel Creech starts counting. Alex rolls in to break the count and rolls back out. Power tries to get at Alex but Mel Creech pushes her back as she argues with him. Meanwhile Glory comes up behind Alex and spins him around and hits him in the head with the chain, opening up Alex again, and rolls him into the ring.
It's practically four on one with Glory, Wyatt, and Kate at ringside. Power keeps Creech well occupied as Glory grinds the chain into Alex's forehead, Wyatt applies the Halliburton, and Kate hits the Asiatic Spike. In between Power shows her strength moves hitting Alex with a variety of throws and suplexes. Alex finally mounts a comeback, trying to set Power up for a finisher, but as he comes off the ropes Glory trips him with the chain. As he gets up, Power hits the backstabber, then picks him up for the FLATLINER! Power hooks both legs and Alex powers out just a second too late.
WINNER – 19:37 – Power.
Glory throws in the chain to Power who wraps it around her hand and clocks Alex with it again and he goes down. Mel Creech tries to intervene but Wyatt keeps the referee occupied discussing the failure of the Republicans to find a decent presidential candidate. The twins wrap the chain around Alex's neck and it looks like another hanging. They get Alex over the ropes and have him dangling when a bloody Alexis Darling comes running down to ringside with a chair. Wyatt and family give Alexis a wide berth and work their way back up the ramp with their hands raised and Power and Glory displaying those evil grins....
Russ: [/i] What in the bloody hell is Wyatt Cox thinking? The Darlings have killed bigger people than them over less than this.
Razz: [/i] They're making a statement, Russ. They're better than anyone gives them credit for. They want respect, they demand respect, and by God, they're going to take it in blood if they have to.
Nash: [/i] I think that Wyatt Cox and his girls finally understand that in this business you get a lot more with a steel chain and a smile than with just a smile.
Russ: [/i] You know this is one battle that will explode at Hell on Earth in just four days, live on pay per view.
Razz: [/i] Triple Trios action up next, Texas Tornado style. Kevin, you know these can break down fast.
Nash: [/i] That they can, I remember when Scott Hall and Hulk Hogan teamed up with me to take on Sting, Lex Luger, and Goldberg and Bruno Sammartino, Pedro Morales, and Frank Gotch.
Russ: [/i] Must have been a wrestling clinic.
Nash: [/i] Yeah, except Gotch no-sold the Fingerpoke of Doom.
Russ: [/i] Folks, this is going to be a real slobberknocker.
Nash: [/i] Oh, come on. That's not a real word.
Russ: [/i] And you never wrestled Frank Gotch.
Nash: [/i] Point take, but still.
Russ: [/i] The tag team champions the Texpress joins with Stank to take on the unlikely team of the Holy Spirit Squad and Ricky Soaring Eagle, and the unbelievable team of Banned From Everywhere and their friend Carl from Fresno.
Nash: [/i] That last team puts the slobber in slobberknocker.
Razz: [/i] I love Banned From Everywhere. They're unusual, unbelievable, unnatural...
Nash: [/i] And unbathed.
Russ: [/i] Triple Trios Texas Tornado match, let's go to the ring.
Stank & The Texpress vs. Banned from Everywhere & Carl from Fresno vs. Holy Spirit Squad & Ricky Soaring EagleDrunkey and Drunkette bring Banned from Everywhere to the ring. Awesome Bill and Justin are riding the two donkeys while Ellie May and Carl from Fresno are riding in a cart pulled by Drunkey, while Drunkette's cart is full of Pine Cone Party Likker. Gotta be prepared.
The Holy Spirit Squad follows next, led by their partner Ricky Soaring Eagle. RSE's anger contrasts wildly with Rev Stan and Mai's peace as they greet and bless the fans at ringside.
Suddenly Big & Rich's
”Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy” fires up and here comes Texpress along with their partner Stank wearing a huge black cowboy hat and carrying the cardboard cutout of Attitude Adjuster with a cutout of a cowboy hat stapled on. As Chad and Zane come down slapping hand with the fans Stank walks to ringside, sits the AA cutout near the Lituanian Announce Table and places his hat over the top of the cutout. Chad and Zane get into the ring and offer to shake everyone's hands, and all except Ricky Soaring Eagle accept. Ricky angrily slaps Chad's hands away, which gets Mai and Stan to try to chat with him, but he shoves his partners away. Words are exchanged between Stan and Ricky, and Referee Davis Hightower decides to ring the bell before things get out of control.
And things do get out of control quickly as Stank locks up with Awesome Bill, Justin and Carl try to double team Stan, to limited success, Ricky Soaring Eagle gets into a power contest with Zane, and Mai and Chad lock up for some surprisingly good chain wrestling. Stan tosses away Justin and Carl, and goes to help Mai double team Chad. Carl jumps into the fray as Bill tries to overpower Stank and have some limited success, while Justin climbs to the top turnbuckle and flies into the Mai, Chad, and Stan pile and actually knocks all four of them out of the ring. Ricky Soaring Eagle hurls Zane out of the ring and goes after Carl and Awesome Bill and manages to dispatch them out of the ring. Ricky Soaring Eagle and Stank go nose to nose and pick up from last week's battle while Bill takes a PCPL break and Carl gets into the ringside battles. Eventually Texpress, Justin, and Mai get back into the ring while Stan, Carl and Awesome Bill resume their battle around the donkeys. Stank begins coming out on top with Ricky Soaring Eagle and finally hits the STANK-U! At the same time Justin tries again to fly against Zane but gets caught hard with a powerbomb! Stank goes for the cover as Zane gets Justin up in the Torture Rack. Stan reaches in and pulls Stank off as Mai hits a superkick on Zane. Zane drops Justin and Mai leaps high and hits Zane with a liplock! Unfortunately Zane is a taken man and pushes off Mai but too late realizes that when he dropped Justin, he fell on top of Ricky Soaring Eagle and Referee Davis Hightower has made the three count! Justin Sane picks up the pinfall for his team!
Winner – 34:45 – Awesome Bill, Justin Sane, and Carl from Fresno!
Mai is upset that she caused her teammate to take the fall and goes over to Ricky Soaring Eagle to help but as the Native American wakes up he angrily pushes Mai, which angers the Reverend Stan as he gets in his partner's face. RSE and Stan have words which end in a punch by RSE. Stan just stands there. RSE hits him again. Stan just stands there. When RSE tries another punch, Stan grabs the fist, spins him around, and Mai hits a spinning heel kick on RSE. RSE is staggered, and Stan hits the ropes and hits a DROPLINE on his partner. The Holy Spirit Squad tries to leave the ring but they are stopped by Texpress, who offer their hands to Stan and Mai. Stan shakes Zane's hand, while Mai gets a little more friendly with Chad and plants another liplock on him. This one ends friendlier than the last one and Stan shakes his head as he walks up the ramp along with his skippy happy partner.
Russ: [/i] We knew this one was going to be crazy, but Justin Sane actually getting a pinfall?
Razz: [/i] Well, assists in that win to Stank and Texpress, but it's amazing that Awesome Bill and Justin keep getting these kind of wins. It's really strange.
Nash: [/i] Like the time in 1992 when I beat the Gobbledygooker. Horrible sight. Giblets everywhere.
Russ: [/i] Folks, a reminder that the OOWF premiere Pay Per View of the year, Hell On Earth, is just four days away, this Sunday on Pay Per View. The Onslaught title will be defended on that event as the champion will face the winner of this next match.
Razz: [/i] I'm surprised that Comrade Sharkoff can even compete this week after the beating he took last week at the hands of Rabbit Mask.
Russ: [/i] The rascally rabbit was out to make a statement last week, and he did that with the Russian bear, who faces the Lava Bull, The Kai!
Nash: [/i] These are two characters who honestly I can't stand. These cartoonish characters really annoy a champion like me.
Razz: [/i] You mean like Oz
Russ: [/i] Or Vinnie Vegas
Nash: [/i] Number one contenders match, let's go to the ring.
Russ: [/i] That's my line.
The Kai! Versus Comrade Sharkoff – Number 1 Onslaught Contenders Match “Moscow Calling” by Gorky Park brings out the pride of Russia, Comrade Sharkoff. The Russian appears a bit unstable on his feet still after those numerous head drops last week, and no sign of Mila Kunis at all. He gets to ringside and, oh my God, he picks up a microphone.
CS:
Everyone think Comrade Sharkoff not be able to wrestle this week. Bunny no match for Russian Bear. I beat the Kai and send Hawaiian Cow back to island where he belong. Then Comrade Sharkoff take Onslaught title and become champion of all O double F."Gal A Bubble" by Konshens brings out The Kai! along with A'isha al-Tikriti. The Kai climbs into the ring and grabs the microphone away from Sharkoff.
Kai: You bald headed, borscht eating, beet sniffing jabroni, what is your name again?
CS:
I am Comrade...Kai: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS. The Lava Bull will send you back to Russia in a body bag...IF YA SMELLL.....
The Kai's catchphrase is cut off by the Russian hitting the Kai in the face with a chain-wrapped fist. Referee Mel Creech calls for the bell and this match is under way. Sharkoff controls the early moments as The Kai, stunned by the chain fist, struggles to get his bearings. Sharkoff picks up the Kai and whips him into the ropes and hits the Russian Hammer. Sharkoff tries to repeat the move, but the Kai reverses the whip and sends Sharkoff TO THE SAND!
Sharkoff is already on Dream Street as the Kai picks him up for the Haole Hammer! The Rock stands up, playing to the crowd and encouraging their chants as Sharkoff slowly gets up and the Kai charges into Sharkoff with the PIPELINE! The Kai covers, and Mel Creech's count is academic.
WINNER – 8:33 – The KAI!
Russ: [/i] Given that beating he took last week, an exceptional showing by the big Russian.
Razz: [/i] The Kai is on one hell of a streak thanks in no small part to the assistance of A'isha al-Tikriti. You have to wonder if Sharkoff could have taken The Kai even at 100 percent.
Nash: [/i] Sharkoff has his moments of excellence, but right now he seems to be floundering, just can't hit his stride..
Razz: [/i] You mean like Vinnie Vegas?
Nash: [/i] What's up next, Russ?
Russ: [/i] A non title match between World Champ Chris Evans and former champ and Grand Slam winner LD Williams.
Razz: [/i] The wild card in this matchup is the special referee, someone that neither of these two like, Ski Mask Guy.
Russ: [/i] Ski Mask Guy was as much a part of the dissolution of the New Guard as Chris Evans massive ego.
Nash: [/i] Take it easy, Russ. Ski Mask Guy has it in for Evans, but he promises to call it right down the middle. Having a guest referee is no big deal
Russ: [/i] Hell in a Cell 2003. Mick Foley special referee. You and Triple H?
Nash: [/i] Let's go to the ring...
Chris Evans Vs. LD Williams – Special Referee Ski Mask GuySki Mask Guy enters firs, his black jumpsuit now black and white striped for his referee role. As he enters the ring he make the universal symbor for “Right Down the Middle.”
"Jekyll & Hyde" by Petra brings the Grand Slam Champion LD Williams to the ring. LD looks at Ski Mask Guy who continues to make the
Right Down the Middle sign and LD just shakes his head.
Iron Maidens “The Trooper” fires up and the OOWF World Champion Chris Evans makes his way to the ring, accompanied by two women who look like they came straight off the stage at the
Toy Chest Bar. Evans walks down the ramp with them, arm in arm. They spin once, then take off up the ramp, but not before Evans slaps them both on the behind.
Evans starts to get into the ring but begins laughing, pointing at Ski mask Guy. SMG points at the striped outfit and again makes the Right Down the Middle sign. Evans laughs again as SMG calls for the bell.
As much dislike as there is between these two, the expected brawl never really breaks out. LD and Evans work through a surprising series of solid chain wrestling moves, with SMG only getting involved when he needs to. But in typical Evans fashion, every time SMG gets involved, he jaw jacks at him. Each time SMG just shakes his head and makes that Right Down the Middle sign.
As endgame approaches Evans hits the Chain of Olympus and is pulling back hard but LD barely pulls himself to the ropes. SMG calls for the break but Evans refuses. SMG starts to count but finally just pulls Evans off of LD. Evans is incensed, but SMG keeps giving the Right Down the middle sign. Evans returns the sign language with something a little less family friendly.
LD steps behind Evans and taps him on the shoulder. Evans turns around, gets a kick in the gut and a DDT for his trouble. LD then locks on an STF of his own, but it's way too close to the ropes. This time SMG takes his time calling for the break and starts a slower than usual count which LD obligingly breaks in plenty of time.
Evans is incensed and stands up, gets in SMG's face, and the argument is on! Evans pushes SMG, SMG pushes back, they both get face to mask, and SMG points at the striped outfit, which gives Evans a moment to relent. He turns to face LD, who has been standing back smiling, and SMG reaches into a pocket in his pants and pulls out the lead pipe. He taps Evans on the shoulder and starts the swing. Evans, anticipating the move, ducks and KO's LD Williams! SMG is in shock, but Angle smoothly grabs SMG and hits the Way of the Future! SMG is out! Evans picks up LD and hits the Way of the Future on his as well, just to be safe and drags LD next to SMG. He lazily covers an unconscious LD, picks up SMG's hand and performs the three count for him.
WINNER (We think) – 18:45 – Chris Evans
Razz: [/i] Well, that was unexpected.
Nash: [/i] Oh, come on. Like you didn't think that would happen? That's classic Stinger stupidity. We pulled something similar on him back in 1998.
Russ: [/i] The bottom line here is that Evans goes into Sunday's Hell on Earth Pay-Per-View with another controversial decision over the former champion.
Razz: [/i] Evans is on one hell of a roll, and if he can get through Hell on Earth with the title, there's really no one that can stop him.
Russ: [/i] No doubt about it, Evans has had an outstanding run as champion, and he'll be the first one to tell you about it.
Nash: [/i] Russ, it isn’t bragging if you can back it up.
Russ: [/i] Time now for Pick your Poison. By order of GM Selina, both Firewoman and Moosehead Jack picked the opponents for the other tonight. A little later Firewoman will face her former tag team partner, the demented Rabbit Mask. But next up, Moosehead Jack faces the Intercontinental Champion, Dynamite Danny Taylor
Razz: [/i] Talk about your mind games, Russ. Firewoman picked the only person on the roster who can't be dragged into Moosehead Jack's insane mind games.
Nash: [/i] As much as it pains me Razz, I have to totally agree with you. The only person on the roster that Moosehead Jack can't bring into his world of insanity is Danny Taylor.
Pick your Poison part one, Moosehead Jack against Danny Taylor, let's get into the ring.
Pick Your Poison – Moosehead Jack vs Firewoman's choice – Danny Taylor POD's “Here comes the BOOM” fires up as Danny Taylor walks down to the ring with...a picnic basket and a small table? Taylor sets up the table at ringside and opens the basket.
”Scarecrow” by Ministry brings Moosehead Jack out holding a baseball bat – for some reason not HDBMkIV – and walks down to ringside and snarls at the smiling Danny. Danny reaches into the basket and takes out ...a small bottle of Jamesons and two plastic cups. He sits the cups on the table and pours an ample amount in both. He picks up his cup and raises it to Jack. Jack and Danny down their drinks, and Danny pours another for Jack, which Jack promptly throws in Danny's face. The big man just smiles and climbs into the ring and gives Jack the “Bring it” sign. We hear Jack say, “I told you I was gonna kill you someday.” Danny just smiles. Jack picks up the table and throws it into the ring. Danny dumps the table out the other side. Moose slides in a steel chair...and Danny just slides it out the other side. Moose just keeps getting angrier and angrier, and Danny Taylor just smiles and keeps telling Jack to Bring It. Finally Jack climbs into the ring with the baseball bat and blows past referee Junior Hale and takes a swing at Danny. Danny just grabs the bat, takes it away from Moose, and breaks it over his knee, throwing the pieces out of the ring. That enrages Moose even more and he charges at Danny carelessly, but Danny uses the opportunity to powerslam Moose. Moose is snarling and angry but is slow to get up after all the injuries he suffered during the battles with his sister. Danny picks him up and throws Moose into the ropes and grabs...a BEAR HUG? Moose is screaming as those damaged ribs are feeling it severely. Moose employs a Greco-Roman eye poke to escape the bear hug and Danny stumbles back a bit as Moose falls to the mat gasping for air. Danny clears his eyes and smiles as he picks up Moose and hits an Exploder Suplex! Moose clutches his ribs and has trouble catching his breath. Danny picks up Moose and Moose again rakes Danny's eyes. Moose looks around for something...anything...to use against Danny and finally just rares back and tries a HEART PUNCH! Danny falls back a little but doesn't go down. Moose rolls out of the ring looking for something and finds a hammer. Moose climbs back into the ring and charges Danny with the hammer but Danny drops Moose with a drop toe hold, grabs the hammer, and throws it out of the ring. Danny picks up the dazed Moosehead Jack and hits the Dynamite Drop and follows by locking on the TNT! Moose snarls and flails but realizing he's without escape eventually taps out.
WINNER – 21:45 – Dynamite Danny Taylor
Danny picks up Moose and offers him a handshake. Moose spits in Danny's face and repeats his threat. “I'm gonna kill you someday. Just not today.” Danny smiles and leaves the ring with a snarling Moosehead Jack not far behind, clutching his ribs.
Nash: [/i] Well, that was....different.
Razz: [/i] Give Firewoman credit. Danny Taylor didn't get sucked into the ultraviolent world of Moosehead Jack. He kept his head and got the win, and in the process did more damage to an already hurting Moosehead Jack.
Russ: [/i] The Intercontinental Champion proves what one competitor says about him, he is the whitest of white knights. Pure wrestling at it's best against one of the darkest men in this sport today.
Razz: [/i] But the problem is just about to follow. Moosehead Jack picked for Firewoman's opponent, someone who, like him, is one of the most violent people in this business today, Rabbit Mask.
Nash: [/i] He almost killed Comrade Sharkoff, his valet, and two referees in under two minutes last week. We could have used someone this insane in the Wolfpack.
Razz: [/i] What, Waltman wasn't crazy enough?
Russ: [/i] Focus gentlemen, part two of Pick your Poison, let's get to the ring
Pick Your Poison – Firewoman vs Moosehead Jack 's choice – Rabbit Mask All the lights go out and a white fog engulfs the stage as
Another Me by Jeff Hardy begins to play. Rabbit Mask appears through the fog and a spotlight shines on him as he walks down the ramp. As he enters the ring he walks to the opposite corner and just leans on the ropes awaiting his opponent.
Flame On explodes from the speakers and out steps Firewoman with one of those Steve Austin huge knee braces on her injured leg. Fire has her game face on and walks, or hobbles, down to the ring and walks straight up to Rabbit and offers her hand. A long long pause until Rabbit takes Fire's hand. He pulls Fire in close and kicks the bad leg and that sends Fire to the mat writhing in pain. Rabbit shakes his head as he picks up Fire who can barely stand, even assisted, and he picks her up and hits Head Drop #1. Rabbit moves to the knee brace and removes the contraption, then grabs the leg and locks in an Indian Death Lock. Rabbit then leans forward and pulls Firewomans arms straight back so that even more pressure is applied to that injured knee. Fire howls in pain, but Rabbit continues the pressure and torquing the knee.
All at once Fire screams and her head drops. Rabbit releases the hold to see if the damage has been done. Fire reaches out and strikes Rabbit in the nose and blood begins to spurt as he falls over. She tries to get up on her knees but the pain is intense and she tries to focus past it. She strikes at Rabbit's knees trying to get him down to the ground but Rabbit stands his ground and kicks at Fire's injured knee and she again curls up in the fetal position.
Rabbit looks at Fire and shakes his head. He takes the injured leg and stretches it out and twists it which causes Fire to scream even more. He raises the leg high and slams the knee into the mat.
Rabbit tries to stand Fire up, but her bad leg will support no weight even assisted, so Rabbit muscles her up for a HEAD DROP #4 and easily gets the three count.
WINNER – 27:55 – Rabbit Mask
Medical staff is out quickly attempting to stabilize the damaged knee and checking for a possible concussion. As Firewoman is wheeled out we see Moosehead Jack backstage watching the monitor and gleefully laughing.
Russ: [/i] That was gruesome and just too painful to watch.
Nash: [/i] I still don't know how Firewoman even made it to the ring. That's one gutsy broad, there.
Razz: [/i] No doubt Firewoman has more guts than brains. If I were her, I would have given up the minute he started torquing that Indian Death Lock. That was brutal.
Nash: [/i] That's gotta be horrible. I remember tearing my quad back in 2003..
Razz: [/i] ...answering the phone?
Russ: [/i] Regardless, just four days from now, live on Pay Per View Firewoman and Moosehead Jack face off in the rubber match of their best of seven series. If Moosehead Jack loses, he leaves the OOWF, but if Firewoman loses, she will divorce Alexander Darling.
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The marriage would drive a wedge between Brother and Sister...
MHJ: Run to Alex, run to Lucky, run to Dr. Sid, run to whatever quack religion you buy today, run to the newspapers, run to the spotlight so people will think you are some kind of charitable savior, but make sure you never fucking stop running, you goddamn coward….
FW: You wanted my attention, Big Brother? Fine. You got it. You name it. Anytime. Anywhere. In the ring, out of the ring. Wherever. So bring it, Big Brother. I'm younger, faster, and let's just face it. I'm better than you [/i]
Now, Firewoman's marriage versus the career of Moosehead Jack. Inside the unforgiving Taipei Death Match cage. Hell On Earth. Live on Pay Per View.
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Russ: [/i] Hell on Earth just four days away on Pay-Per-View. But now our main event of the evening is for the Onslaught Championship as the champion Ghosthead faces off against a three time Onslaught champion, Matt Folz.
Nash: [/i] Ever since the implosion of the New Guard, Folz has seemed to be adrift, no direction, almost like Alex Wright as the Dancing Nazi.
Razz: [/i] Folz has the skills, the talent to be a success, but right now, I don't know. His head just doesn't seem to be in the game. If he gets his head in gear, he can be great, no doubt.
Russ: [/i] Onslaught Championship Match, let's go to the ring.
Onslaught Championship – Ghosthead Vs. Matt Folz Battle without Honor or Humanity by Tomoyasu Hotei brings out Matt Folz. His string of losses seems to have gotten to him, but tonight he has a chance at redemption.
The lights darken and
Sevendust’s “My Ruin” comes on the jumbotron as Ghosthead walks down the ramp. White fog pours from under the ring covering the mat and ringside as Ghosthead enters the ring focused on Matt Folz as he hands his Onslaught Championship belt to referee Davis Hightower.
Both men stalk each other, finally locking up in the center of the ring. Folz pushes Ghosthead to the corner and throws a couple of stiff forearms shots. Folz whips Ghosthead into the ropes and hits a high knee strike. Folz throws a couple of forearm shots, then whips Ghosthead across the ring and takes him down with an armdrag and tries to lock in an armbar, but Ghosthead is too close to the ropes and gets the break.
Ghosthead has used his first rope breakFolz follows up quickly after the break, forcing Ghosthead into the corner and whipping him across the ring, but Ghosthead reverses, following Folz in with a corner splash. Ghosthead throws Folz into the ropes, hits the Spinebuster! Ghosthead mounts the turnbuckle, SPECTRE'S FALL! Folz is on dream street and Ghosthead decides to finish this one up quickly locking in the PHATASMAGORIA in the middle of the ring. Folz struggles but decides to tap after some efforts to reach the ropes.
WINNER – 14:45 – Ghosthead
Ghosthead quietly picks up his Onslaught Championship and heads up the ramp while Matt Folz angrily paces around ringside, upending tables, throwing chairs, and generally having a tantrum.
Nash: [/i] Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Russ: [/i] The former Onslaught Champion seems to be well off his form.
Razz: [/i] No doubt Ghosthead is on a roll, but the real story is where is Matt Folz's head? He whiffed right up front and could never get back into the game.
Russ: [/i] Folks, Ghosthead will defend the Onslaught Championship against the Kai Sunday night at Hell On Earth, plus a Taipei Death Match between Firewoman and Moosehead Jack, Marriage versus Career. Stay tuned for the Postgame show next on OOWF-TV, for Kevin Nash and Razz, goodnight.
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