Midweek Mayhem
Wednesday, December26th
Live from Prague, Czech Republic
Russ: From the political, cultural, and economic center of central Europe, Prague in the Czech Republic, this is Midweek Mayhem. We are four days away from New Years Evil live on Pay Per View from Paris France. Joining me is the former ECW Champion Razz
Razz: Russ, we've got an amazing program tonight. Just made by GM Selena a few hours ago, a Mayan Street Fight between Firewoman and Ghosthead. Also tonight an eight person tag team match as Texpress and Banned from Everywhere take on the tag team champions Stank and LD Williams and their partners Power and Glory.
Russ: Also tonight Chris Evans takes on Alexander Darling, and in an Onslaught Rules match Alexis Darling faces off against Ricky Soaring Eagle.
Razz: But up first, a triple threat match between Comrade Sharkoff, Rabbit Mask, and the genetic freak, Davin Moreland:
Russ: The grand slam champion has to be a favorite here. Let's go to the ring.
Comrade Sharkoff vs. Davin Moreland vs. Rabbit Mask “Moscow Calling” by Gorky Park brings out the pride of Russia, Comrade Sharkoff accompanied by his handler Mila Kunis. They enter the ring as Kunis picks up a microphone.
“Do I look happy? I spend holiday in cornfield state with stupid American boyfriend. He thinks divorcing old woman will make me marry him. That shows how stupid he is. Meanwhile our friends give us intelligence on our opponents tonight, and the greatest athlete in all Russia, Comrade Sharkoff, will be victorious. The Comrade will grace you with his presence.”
And Kunis hands the microphone to Sharkoff.
“
Mila Kunis very smart woman. She gets us good information. Big stupid Devin Moron and Rabid Mass stand no chance of winning, then Comrade Sharkoff becomes champion of all O-double-F for pride of Mother Russia!”
Notorious fires up and out comes the Grand Slam and Six Pack champion Davin Moreland. As usual, Davin panders to the crowd for what seems like an eternity before climbing into the ring, and Moreland picks up a microphone.
“Comrade, may I call you Comrade? Well, I just wanted to tell you that your stellar record speaks for itself. The GOAT here looks forward to keeping that stellar record intact.”
Moreland is interrupted as all the lights go out and a white fog engulfs the stage as
Another Me by Jeff Hardy begins to play. Rabbit appears through the fog carrying a head of red cabbage and a huge head of lettuce, and both have faces drawn on them. Rabbit casually takes bites out of both of them, talks to them, and laughs maniacally. Rabbit Mask walks into the ring and throws the vegetables at Davin Moreland, who ducks but doesn’t avoid a double beatdown launched by both Sharkoff and Rabbit. Sharkoff and Rabbit take turns beating away on Moreland in the corner while they also keep Referee Junior Hale tied up with arguments.
The Comrade and Rabbit grab Moreland and throw him into the ropes. They lock wrists to clothesline Moreland but the genetic freak raises his arms and clotheslines both opponents! Sharkoff is stunned in the corner and Kunis walks over and takes his hand as Moreland picks up Rabbit Mask and gets him up on the turnbuckle...can it be? Super Elevated Diamond Cutter! As Moreland turns to address Sharkoff he ends up with a fist to the face that levels him! Sharkoff grabs Moreland by the hair and pulls him into a headlock and lays in a slew of fists that bloody the former champ. Sharkoff throws Moreland into the corner and hits the Sickle! Sharkoff covers Moreland and gets both feet on the ropes which Hale doesn't see and Sharkoff gets a three count!
WINNER – Comrade SharkoffHale raises Sharkoff's hand as he pitches the chain in his other hand back to Kunis. Rabbit Mask starts to stir, but Sharkoff just ignores him and Kunis and the Comrade walk to the back.
Russ: What an upset! Comrade Sharkoff pins Davin Moreland!
Razz: It's amazing that Sharkoff can hit that hard. Absolutely amazing.
Russ: Oh come on, Razz, you saw that chain.
Razz: Look, the ref didn't see it, so it didn't happen.
Russ: Well, I know there are a lot of people who are wishing that this next match didn't happen, as Mai Muyo faces Moosehead Jack.
Razz: Moose has made it clear that he intends to go all out on Mai, and whatever happens is on the head of GM Selena, who refuses to give him a title shot.
Russ: This match isn't for the squeamish, let's go to the ring.
Mai Muyo vs. Moosehead Jack Both are introduced and the bell rings. Mai marches to the middle of the ring and extends her hand for Moose to shake. Moose just stares at her for a moment, then smirks and walks to the middle of the ring and grabs her hand, and tries to pull her in for a short arm clothesline, but Mai ducks. Mai keeps hold of Moose’s arm and kicks him in the gut doubling him over, then grabs his head and repeatedly slams him in the face with knees. Moose staggers away to the ropes, Mai charges at him and clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor.
Moose stumbles around the floor for a minute, and Mai hits the ropes and does a nice plancha over the top rope that sends Moose crashing into the guard rail! Mai rolls Moose back into the ring and covers, but only gets a two count. She pulls Moose to a sitting position and hammers him with kicks to the back, then sends him back to the mat with a stiff kick to the back of the head. Mai races to the ropes and drops an elbow right across Moose’s chest, covers him again, but again only gets a two count.
Mai fires up the crowd, then pulls Moose up, but Moose rakes her eyes sending her staggering around the ring. Moose charges in and hits her with a nasty spinning chop to the throat that sends Mai slumping into the corner. Moose charges in and KILLS her with a knee to the face. Mai slumps to the mat, and Moose grabs her legs and pulls her to the middle of the ring, then drops a knee right on her chest, grabs her head and hammers her with punches to the face until the referee threatens disqualification. Moose finally breaks, but the damage has been done, blood is running from Mai’s nose.
As this is going on, Clio and Edra make their way to the ring, grinning like Cheshire cats. Moose sees them and pulls Mai to her feet and throws her over the top rope to the floor, then begins distracting the referee with an argument. As soon as Mai hits the ground, Clio and Edra pounce, stomping a mudhole in Mai, then pulling her up, lifting her and dropping her throat first on the guard rail before rolling her back into the ring.
The crowd roars, and we see Rev. Stan making his way to the ring. Clio and Edra attack, but Stan catches Edra with a shot to the ribs with his axe handle, then Clio catches a shot upside the head. The twins retreat to the opposite side of the ring to regroup, while Stan takes up position in Mai’s corner.
Inside the ring, Moose has covered Mai, but she shows her resolve by kicking out. Moose snarls and flips her over, and traps her in the JI-ENDO! Mai struggles but falls to the mat. She sees Stan standing there cheering her on, and she fights with all she has to get to the bottom rope and force a break. Moose releases the hold, again only when the referee threatens disqualification, and lands a kick to the back of Mai’s head, then chokes her on the bottom rope right in front of Stan.
Moose pulls her to her feet and hammers her with punches, but spurred on by the crowd, Mai answers each punch with a punch of her own. Moose lights her up with chops, and Mai responds with an even harder chop. Fired up with adrenaline, Mai hammers Moose, backing him into the corner. She grabs Moose by the hair and slams him in the face with a headbutt, then sets him on the top rope, scales the ropes and snaps off a PERFECT hurricanrana! Moose hits the mat hard, Edra climbs onto the apron so the referee doesn’t see the cover. Stan grabs her off the apron and they fight. While that is going on, Mai is back on her feet yelling for the referee to pay attention to the match and not Stan and Edra. While she is doing that, Clio slides Moose a pair of brass knuckles.
Moose gets to one knee, and Mai springs off the middle rope and goes for a cross body, buy Moose NAILS her in mid air with a knuck shot to the face. Mai hits the mat like she had been shot, Moose tosses the knucks to Clio and covers, the referee never saw a bit of it! Now he is in position and counts the one, two, three. What a disgusting display.
WINNER in 10:34 – Moosehead JackMoose leaves the ring and they attack Stan from behind, beating him down to the floor. Clio gets a chair and puts it around Stan’s ankle while Moose holds him down. Edra climbs onto the apron, they are going to PILMANIZE his ankle! Before they can do that, Eco races to the ring with a chair and the three of them retreat. As they get to the top of the stage, Moose grabs a mic:
I knew you would get involved Juni. I knew you couldn’t stay out of it. Well let me tell you what you see before you here. The three of us, we are the new Saints of Sinners. Eco, you and I had a chance to destroy the OOWF and all that stood in our way, but you were weak. You were so hung up on what Firewoman was doing, you just couldn’t let your obsession with her go. And it cost us, it cost us a chance at spreading a blood bath across the OOWF like no one has ever seen before. She set you on fire, and you turned tail and ran back to Japan. Juni, I would never have guessed you a coward, but you proved me wrong. These girls are the future. They are not going to run when things get tough. There will be blood spilled in the OOWF, and you are looking at the three who will be responsible. Trust me.Moose drops the mic and the three of them laugh maniacally and head to the back.
Russ: And just like that, the despicable Moosehead Jack along with Power and Glory have formed the new Saints of Sinners.
Razz: People say no one is working to elevate new talent, but Jack has taken that next step, mentoring these two young women who have hit that proverbial glass ceiling.
Russ: They're still rookies, Razz. They're less than a year in this business.
Razz: They're overachievers, Russ. Mark my word, they're gonna end up taking those tag team titles before 2013's over and take their dad's money in that Million Dollar Challenge.
Russ: Folks, we'll keep you updated on the status of Mai Muyo and Reverend Stan Fulton as the evening progresses. Well, speaking of titles, our next match features a woman who wants a title match herself, and that's Alexis Darling.
Razz: The former IWA Mid-South Women's Champion wants OOWF Gold, and tonight she takes on a man who doesn't care much for rules, just pain.
Russ: Ricky Soaring Eagle doesn’t care much for rules or titles, but he is double tough, and Alexis Darling needs to watch out for him. Onslaught Rules match, let's go to the ring.
Onslaught Rules
Alexis Darling vs. Ricky Soaring EagleThe lights go out and as
Life is Beautiful by Sixx AM plays a single spotlight falls on Alexis Darling at the top of the ramp, lookng darker and more goth-like than ever as the spotlight follows her slow walk to the ring.
Iron Maiden's “Run to the Hills” brings out Native American Ricky Soaring Eagle. Soaring Eagle seems to be back to his old, perpetually angry self as he continues to brandish that tire iron. Referee Angelo Barrios tells Soaring Eagle that the tire iron will stay in the corner.
Alexis steps to the center of the ring and offers her hand to Ricky Soaring Eagle, who comes to the center of the ring and returns the handshake in an uncharacteristic manner, and this match is on.
These two waste no time in locking up, and Ricky back Lexie into the ropes. Ricky goes to throw Lexie across the ring, but Lexie reverses and lets Ricky try a clothesline (Which she Matrixes out of the way of, natch) then hits the opposite rope and lands a picture perfect high knee that catches Ricky right on the jaw. Lexie doesn't go for the pin, though. She grabs Ricky by the legs and locks in a Sharpshooter! But Ricky still has way too much left and easily drags Lexie to the ropes.
Ricky Soaring Eagle has used his first rope breakRicky's angry about being charged with his first rope break and goes after Lexie, but the smaller Darling twin is able to evade his grasp and launches into a series of legal strikes and chops. Lexie is able to throw Ricky into the ropes and hit a drop toe hold. Lexie quick like a flash locks in a Money Clip! Ricky once again slides to the ropes.
Ricky Soaring Eagle has used his second rope breakBarrios reminds Ricky that he only gets three rope breaks, and the look on Ricky's face makes Lexie smirk. Ricky angrily pushes Lexie into the ropes and begins slugging away, but Barrios is in there in a heartbeat.
Ricky Soaring Eagle has received his first warningThe frustration on the big Native American is growing, and Lexie just smirks as she throws him back into the ropes and hits another big high knee that floors the big man. Lexie locks in an Indian Death Lock that infuriates Ricky and the burst of fury powers him to sit up and grab Lexie by the hair and rake her eyes.
Ricky Soaring Eagle has received his second warningLexie breaks the hold and that gives Ricky the momentum to get up, albeit gingerly on those worn wheels, and Lexie comes back at him with a fury. Several chops and strikes wear on the big man, and a solid European uppercut takes him down. Lexie locks on a Last Chancery, and Ricky is caught in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go and no way out and he has to give up.
WINNER – Alexis DarlingLexie is thrilled to be back on the winning track, and goes over to Ricky to shake his hand. He does so, but pulls her in with a short arm clothesline and goes for his tire iron. Fortunately, Lexie rolls out of the ring and onto the floor before Ricky can turn around.
Russ: Lexie Darling wins an Onslaught Match against Ricky Soaring Eagle.
Razz: Leverage and desire can triumph over sheer anger and power, and there's your proof.
Russ: Alexis proves she has the skills, now it's to another chapter in the blood feud between her and A'isha al-Tikriti Sunday at New Years Evil. If Alexis wins, she gets an Onslaught Title match.
Razz: And that match may be the hottest match on the card, just given the history there.
Russ: Up next, the new Drink and Destroy face a team with all the potential in the world.
Razz: No doubt, Russ, Matt Folz, Stan Fulton, and Ecosystem have all the tools. The question is, can they get the job done.
Russ: Folz says he's just along for the ride, while Fulton and Eco are still having problems getting on the same page. Six man action, let's get to the ring.
Matt Folz, Reverend Stan Fulton & Ecosystem vs. Drink & Destroy (Danny Taylor, The Kai, & DK Murphy)”I know who you are, the leader of lost souls” brings out two former world heavyweight champions Ecosystem and Reverend Stan Fulton and the current Intercontinental Champion Matt Folz. The team does not seem to be well coordinated as Rev. Stan, still hurting from the attack from Power and Glory and Moosehead Jack, finds himself needing to constantly intercede between Folz and Eco, who bicker relentlessly.
POD's Here comes the Boom brings out Danny Taylor, DK Murphy, and The Kai with A'isha. The trio smiles, waves, and shakes hands with all the fans. They climb into the ring and bump fists and get ready to fight. The same cannot be said about their opponents, who squabble about who will start. Finally Ecosystem convinces Fulton to let him start, and as DK Murphy steps up, Mel Creech finally can call for the bell.
As they tie up in the center of the ring, Murphy backs Eco into the ropes and goes to whip him off into the ropes, but Eco reverses and pulls off a nice Dropkick. Eco follows with an armdrag and locks in a solid top wristlock. Fulton applauds the move, but Folz just rolls his eyes. Murphy works to a vertical base and pushes Eco into the ropes and throws him off, tagging The Kai. Eco comes off the rope with a clothesline aimes at Murphy but Murphy drops and The Kai sends Eco TO THE SAND! Eco bounces right up and turns to his corner where he sees Folz laughing. Eco walks over and tags Folz. And by tags, I mean slaps him right in the face. Creech tells Folz to get into the ring and face The Kai, and after some extended jaw jacking, Folz steps in. The two champs square off in the middle of the ring, with Folz forcing The Kai into the ropes where he lays chops into The Kai. He throws The Kai into the ropes, and Eco drives a knee into The Kai's kidneys. Fulton tells Eco to not do that, and the squabble starts up again as Folz takes The Kai down with a Belly to Belly suplex. As Folz tries to follow up The Kai manages to evade him and makes a tag to Danny Taylor. Taylor locks up with Folz and slips behind for a German Suplex. Folz looks to his corner but neither of his partners are paying attention. Danny gets Folz up for a T-Bone Suplex and the cover, but Folz powers out at one. Folz turns to his corner and still neither one of his partners are paying attention. He tries to roll to the corner but Taylor tags Murphy and then cuts off Folz from getting to his corner. Murphy muscles Folz up for another German Suplex and a one count. Both men get back to their feet and Folz pulls out the Greco-Roman Eye poke, which gets Eco upset at Fulton because he was told not to use the eye poke. Fulton tells Juni to calm down, and Eco closes his eyes and counts to ten. Folz finally gets to his corner but Eco isn't paying attention, so Folz slaps Fulton and tells him to get in. Fulton angrily enters the ring and gets face to face with Folz, but Creech insists on Folz exiting the ring.
Fulton takes over on the young rookie who isn't use to dealing with the mass of someone like Fulton. Fulton throws Murphy into the ropes and catches him with a Backcut Slam. Fulton tries a pin but The Kai runs in to break it up. Fulton picks up Murphy and throws him into the ropes..Powerslam! Fulton attempts a pin but again The Kai breaks it up. Fulton looks to his corner to consider a tag, but no one is there, as Folz and Eco are on the floor involved in a huge argument! He walks to the corner to tell his partners to get up there, but they pay him no mind. Fulton turns back but discovers that The Kai has tagged in and wants to share the PIPELINE with Fulton! The Kai picks up Fulton and throws him into the D&D corner and tags in Danny Taylor. Danny makes the sign of the cross over Fulton before he picks him up for a Dynamite Drop! Meanwhile back in his own corner Folz and Eco have come to blows and finally Folz grabs Eco's hair and runs him into the ring post before throwing up his hands and walking away. Taylor traps Fulton in the TNT, With no help coming from his corner, Fulton finds only one option, and that is to tap out.
WINNERS – Drink and Destroy! Fulton is helped up by Danny Taylor and The Kai, who along with DK Murphy actually offer a handshake. Impressive, considering the history involved. Fulton rolls out of the ring and sees Eco just starting to stir, and Fulton helps his partner up and walks him to the back.
Russ: Once again, an implosion on Stan Fulton's team sees another loss at the hands of the well-trained Drink and Destroy..
Razz: It's hard to blame this one on Fulton. Folz said going in he really didn't want to participate in this match, and he didn't. He only wants the World Title, that's his exclusive goal, and anything that doesn't get him there he doesn't care about.
Russ: Up next, a match that has the smell of blood all over it. Two former Tag Team Championship teams face off against the current tag champions and a team of future tag team champions.
Razz: You know Russ, it's still hard to think of Banned from Everywhere as former champions, but they're going into this eight man match with the most decorated tag team in history, Texpress by their side.
Russ: But Texpress has had their problems with the Neil Twins Power and Glory, and the ladies are teaming with the current tag team champions, LD Williams and Stank.
Razz: This team is as combustible as they get, but you have to wonder, how crazed will this get?
Russ: Eight man, er, person tag team action, let's get to the ring.
8-Person Grudge Match
Texpress & Banned from Everywhere vs. LD Williams, Stank, and Power & GloryChevelle's "Forfeit" brings the Tag Team Champions Stank and LD Williams, and they are accompanied by Power and Glory. And by accompanied, I mean the champs are holding the twins' chains that are attached to their new black collars. The quartet enters the ring and all four take to different corners to play to the crowd, and while Stank and LD just nod their heads at the boos, Power and Glory actually look like they think the fans are cheering them. LD and Stank move into a corner and Power and Glory kneel in front of them facing the ramp. LD and Stank roll their eyes and pick up the chains, though they don't really know why.
Suddenly Big & Rich's
"Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" brings out the former Tag Team Champions Texpress, and that sends Power and Glory into a realm of fury that LD and Stank weren't expecting. They grab the twins and hold them back as Chad and Zane circle the ring, slapping hands, kissing babies, and in Chad's case, flirting with all the pretty Czech women. Power and Glory tell LD and Stank that they're alone and it's a perfect time to jump them....
...when
Insane In the Brain brings the whacky team of
Banned From Everywhere to the ring. Awesome Bill from Dawsonville is aboard Drunkey, while Justin Sane is atop Drunkette. Behind this whole mess is Ellie May from Elijay on her Likkercycle towing a cooler.
Bill offers a fresh pint of refreshment to the Texpress, who politely decline, and so Bill downs the pint, less it lose it's nutty flavor. He shakes his head and looks over at his opponents and walks over to shake their hands and offer them a drink. Big mistake as Power and Glory grab Bill's arms and Stank and LD start pummeling Bill. That brings Texpress and Justin over and the match quickly turns into an all out brawl. Glory takes that jar of PCPL and clocks Chad across the head with it as Power gorilla presses Justin over her head and sends him sailing into Ellie May's Likkercycle! Referee Davis Hightower is struggling to get control of this contest but finally gets things settled down and six people out of the ring as Power is just wailing away on Bill, and as she points to Zane thinking about coming in, Hightower turns, and Glory pitches one of the Barbed Wire Crucifixes to Power and she grinds it into Bill's head, turning him again into a bloody mess, and the sight lights up Power, who tags her sister and they throw Bill into the corner, he staggers out, DOUBLE ELIMINATION! Glory goes for the cover but Zane blows in and throws Glory into her corner and then grabs Bill and drags him to their corner. Glory tags in LD, while Bill falls into Chad on his way out of the ring, and that's apparently good enough for a tag in this match. Chad flies over the top rope and hits LD with a dropkick that staggers him, but LD hits the ropes and begins pounding away on Chad and grabs him for a DDT,. Chad is out on his feet and LD presses the attack with an Enziguri that sends Chad flying into his corner to get a tag from...Justin? Justin flies in and hits a dropkick on LD that knocks him back into Stank. Meanwhile Glory circles the ring and grabs Chad off the ropes and picks him up for a C4 on the floor! Zane jumps down off the apron and moves to challenge Glory, not realizing that Power is right behind him and whips the twins' chains into Zane's legs. Back inside the ring Stank has taken over on Justin and hits a STANK-U! Justin, flat on his back, reaches up and asks Stank for five dollars. Instead, Stank hits the ropes and gives Justin just one...one Stankonia! Bill tries to make it back into the ring but he falls off the apron as Hightower makes the count.
WINNERS: Stank, LD Williams, Power and Glory! As the battle between Texpress and Power and Glory rages on outside the ring and LD and Stank look to help the twins out, Hightower orders security to come out and encircle the ring, but not before Power and Glory run Zane into the post and the twins retrieve their chains and Crucifixes and threaten Chad with more punishment. Finally Power and Glory are pulled to the back, and Stank and LD just look around them and shrug as they walk to the back.
Russ: Razz, does it appear that even Stank and LD have no clue what to think about Power and Glory?
Razz: When these two come out of that focus room of theirs, they aren't the same. They come out totally focused and ready to win.
Russ: Well, in just four days LD and Stank will give Banned from Everywhere their rematch for the Tag Team Championships, while Power and Glory team with their mentor Moosehead Jack as the reformed Saints of Sinners, to take on a reformed Run DLP with Texpress and Davin Moreland.
Razz: That's Sunday night, New Years Evil, live from Paris France, and next week we return to the good old USA as Midweek Mayhem will originate live from Old Town, Maine.
Russ: Up next, though, a truly combustible matchup as Alexander Darling faces off against Chris Evans.
Razz: This one is gonna be a barn burner, Russ. These two just don't like each other.
Russ: And that's putting it mildly. Let's go to the ring.
Chris Evans vs. Alexander Darling All the lights go out in the arena and a shimmering spotlight hits the stage and we hear “There Can only be One.”
Suddenly Chris Evans explodes into the spotlight as he jumps Alexander Darling from behind. The house lights come up, and Evans throws Alex down the ramp. Evans runs down the ramp pressing the attack on Alex. Evans goes to throw Alex into the ring post but Alex reverses it and Evans eats steel. Alex tries to follow up with a clothesline into Evans but Evans moves and Alex's arm hits the ringpost heard. Evans throws Alex into the ring and Angelo Barrios calls for the bell to get this match legitimately started.
Evans climbs to the top rope and lands a double sledgehammer into Alex's shoulder that shakes him up. But Alex fights back with kicks and fists, trying to get feeling into that arm again. Alex throws Evans into the corner and follows up with a clothesline that hurts him as much as it does Evans. Alex tries to turn Evans over for the Money Clip, but Evans is far too close to the ropes for that one. Alex breaks, then begins laying kicks into Evans. Barrios forces Alex back, but moves to press the attack again, kicking Evans who has worked his way to his knees. Barrios tries to get in between the two but Evans plants a stiff shot to the Darling Family Jewels and that sends Alex to his knees. Evans gets back to his feet and grabs Alex by the hair to get him to his feet, then grabs Alex's arm and torques the arm in a Cross Arm Breaker. Alex quickly gets to the ropes but Evans isn't so quick to break the hold, preferring to break the arm. Evans breaks the hold at the last possible moment, then grabs the arm and drives solid knees into the bicep and Alex is obviously hurting. Evans picks up Alex, hammerlocks the injured arm, then picks up Alex and bodyslams him on that injured arm. Alex begins working his way back to his feet as Evans plays to the crowd. But Evans plays a little too long as Alex starts laying into Evans with chops and even gets a solid heel kick in that rocks Evans. Alex can't get enough feeling back into that arm to use it effectively, so he tries to go back for the Money Clip but Evans kicks Alex in the face, and it looks as that nose may be injured again. Alex is woozy as is Evans but Evan has it together enough to get Alex up for the Way of the Future.
But Evans isn't done. He picks up Alex, gets underneath him....POSEIDON'S RAGE! Barrios counts...One, Two. Three! Alex kicks out a second too late...
WINNER – Chris Evans Evans smirks as Alex is still woozy and trying to find his feet. He goes out and picks up a microphone.
“Hey Alex, that's just what I'm gonna do to your wife on Sunday. Though I won't be quite that nice.”
Evans works his way up the ramp as the stagehands begin bringing down the props for the main event.
Barrios helps Alex to his feet and guides him back behind the curtain.
Russ: Chris Evans is on fire, so to speak.
Razz: And in just four days, Russ, Evans gets his rematch for the World Heavyweight Title agains Firewoman. Meanwhile Alex takes out his frustrations on Ghosthead.
Russ: That's Sunday night, New Years Evil, live from Paris, France, on Pay Per View. Folks, the next match is not for the squeamish, this will be a nasty match, falls count anywhere, no disqualification, no count out. As the saga of the Blood Moon Rising comes to a conclusion tonight in Prague. Firewoman and Ghosthead in a Mayan Street Fight. Let's go to the ring.
Mayan Street Fight
Firewoman and GhostheadWe see Mayan artifacts scattered about the ring. Large round stone tablets, replicas of the Mayan Calendar, glass skulls, and ancient masks.
The lights darken and
Sevendust’s “My Ruin” comes on the Jumbotron as Ghosthead walks down the ramp. White fog pours from under the ring covering the mat and ringside as Ghosthead enters the ring. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and sits down awaiting his opponent.
“Firewoman” explodes from the speakers and anyone still in their seats jumps up as the first female Grand Slam Champion comes down the ramp. Fire is dressed in blue jeans and an appropriate T-shirt:
Fire comes to the ring prepared with a Kendo Stick and a set of Nunchuks. Junior Hale looks around, wondering who he pissed off to get assigned to this match, and calls for the bell and hides.
Fire looks across the ring at Ghosthead, who looks at her and smiles and gestures for her to come to him. She cocks her head to one side as if she's listening to someone, then explodes in rage as she dives at Ghosthead with the nunchucks spinning. Ghosthead misjudges her angle and gets knocked over by the assault onto one of the glass skulls. Fire rains down blows from the weapons on Ghosthead. Ghosthead picks up one of the skulls to act as a shield, but one blow from the Nunchucks shatters it. Fire picks up Ghosthead and throws him out of the ring and on top of one of the large stone tablets. Fire grabws the top rope and springboards over the ropes and lands on top of Ghosthead, raining down fists. She turns to grab the weapons she dropped in the ring, but Ghosthead is up in a flash, grabs one of the Crystal skulls, and brings it down on Firewoman's head. Firewoman's expression changes from one of determination to one of gleeful destruction. As a trickle of blood begins flowing down Firewoman's face, she turns back to Ghosthead and pummels the much larger man with just her fists and feet. A look of sadistic glee comes to the face of Firewoman as she overturns one of the large tablets at ringside and rolls Ghosthead onto it, face down. Fire grabs his arms...FIRESTOMP! Fire picks up two of the crystal skulls at ringside and brings both down on the head of Ghosthead, and we see his white facepaint being stained red.
Firewoman rolls Ghosthead over on his back, and Junior Hale comes out of hiding to make what he thinks is the pin, but Firewoman climbs back into the ring....and onto the top turnbuckle. No, no, she's not going to do it....she is...
BEST
FIRESAULT
EVAR!
But...instinct is all that it can be as Ghosthead rolls and Fire lands face first on the hard stone tablet. Neither she nor Ghosthead are moving, and Junior Hale decides this match has gone far enough and calls for the bell and medical from the back.
DECISION: No contest
Russ: As much as our fans may disagree, I think Junior Hale made the right call.
Razz: Russ, this was all taking place right in front of us. We were worried after that Firestomp, we were worried after Fire hit Ghosthead with those skulls, but what in the world made Ghosthead move when Fire came off that top turnbuckle, all the way to the floor on top of this heavy stone tablet.
Russ: Well, hopefully these two will be able to compete Sunday at New Years Evil 9. Folks, stay tuned to OOWF TV all week long, we'll update you on the condition of these two. Until Sunday at New Years Evil, goodnight from Prague.
(The last image we see is Ghosthead and Fire, neckbraces and backboards in place, being rolled out of the arena, each one with an unearthly, evil smile on their faces as we fade....)
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